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Subject: Sit Down Comedy
Date: Wed, 1 Dec 2021 18:52:15 +0000
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by: Tone - Wed, 1 Dec 2021 18:52 UTC

I'm just wondering whether this might make a one-line comedy routine, or
is it too subtle?

If not, then suggestions are welcome.

If I left you alone
would I be turbing you?

If we didn't stick together
would we be in ity?

If I like you,
would I dain you?

If I comb my hair
would I be hevelled?

If all is well
would it be an aster?

If I'm confused,
do I overstand?

If I treat everyone equally
would I be criminating?

If all is left in peace
would it be a ruption?

If I'm content
am I gruntled

If I increase something
is it duction?

If I was sober,
would I be ebriated?

If you are very active,
are you ert?

If something is boring,
is it teresting?

Tone (The 50 stone extra wide wheelchair arrived today!)

Grub first, then ethics. -- Bertolt Brecht

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