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by: Clive Arthur - Sun, 13 Feb 2022 17:03 UTC

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by: Mike McMillan - Sun, 13 Feb 2022 17:53 UTC

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by: krw - Mon, 14 Feb 2022 00:03 UTC

On 13.2.22 17:53, Mike McMillan wrote:
> Clive Arthur <clive@nowaytoday.co.uk> wrote:
>> I'm going for Ren and Stimpy.
>>
>
> How about Access and Express?
>

Visa and Mastercard.

--
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by: John Armstrong - Mon, 14 Feb 2022 08:55 UTC

On Mon, 14 Feb 2022 00:03:59 +0000, krw <krw@whitnet.uk> wrote:

>On 13.2.22 17:53, Mike McMillan wrote:
>> Clive Arthur <clive@nowaytoday.co.uk> wrote:
>>> I'm going for Ren and Stimpy.
>>>
>>
>> How about Access and Express?
>>
>
>Visa and Mastercard.

Bill and Ben.

True story. I remember a baptism in church one Sunday about 35 years
ago. The minister announced, "The boys' names are "William and
Benjamin...."

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by: Mike McMillan - Mon, 14 Feb 2022 09:02 UTC

krw <krw@whitnet.uk> wrote:
> On 13.2.22 17:53, Mike McMillan wrote:
>> Clive Arthur <clive@nowaytoday.co.uk> wrote:
>>> I'm going for Ren and Stimpy.
>>>
>>
>> How about Access and Express?
>>
>
> Visa and Mastercard.
>

Lloyd and Barclay

Or…

Westminster and Abbey

Or….

Debt and Misery

--
Toodle Pip, Mike McMillan

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by: Philip Hole - Mon, 14 Feb 2022 11:16 UTC

A pregnant wife and her husband were involved in a car crash which left
them both in a coma. When the wife came round she was told that the
twins had been delivered. They were fine now but it was touch and go so
they had been baptised.
She asked who had chosen the names and was told that it was her brother.
"He is an idiot. What names did he choose?"
"The girl is called Denise."
"Well, that is very nice. And the boy?"
"Denephew."

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From: toodle.p...@virginmedia.com (Mike McMillan)
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by: Mike McMillan - Mon, 14 Feb 2022 11:20 UTC

Philip Hole <news@theholefamily.org> wrote:
> A pregnant wife and her husband were involved in a car crash which left
> them both in a coma. When the wife came round she was told that the
> twins had been delivered. They were fine now but it was touch and go so
> they had been baptised.
> She asked who had chosen the names and was told that it was her brother.
> "He is an idiot. What names did he choose?"
> "The girl is called Denise."
> "Well, that is very nice. And the boy?"
> "Denephew."
>

A Pedant writes: When one is baptised, you are welcomed into the Christian
community - the name(s) are actually a separate issue.

--
Toodle Pip, Mike McMillan

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by: Nick Odell - Mon, 14 Feb 2022 12:54 UTC

On Mon, 14 Feb 2022 11:20:42 -0000 (UTC), Mike McMillan
<toodle.pip1@virginmedia.com> wrote:

>Philip Hole <news@theholefamily.org> wrote:
>> A pregnant wife and her husband were involved in a car crash which left
>> them both in a coma. When the wife came round she was told that the
>> twins had been delivered. They were fine now but it was touch and go so
>> they had been baptised.
>> She asked who had chosen the names and was told that it was her brother.
>> "He is an idiot. What names did he choose?"
>> "The girl is called Denise."
>> "Well, that is very nice. And the boy?"
>> "Denephew."
>>
>
>A Pedant writes: When one is baptised, you are welcomed into the Christian
>community - the name(s) are actually a separate issue.

Another pedant writes: all religious communities are not the same.

Nick

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by: Nick Odell - Mon, 14 Feb 2022 12:56 UTC

On Mon, 14 Feb 2022 08:55:24 +0000, John Armstrong
<jja@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:

>On Mon, 14 Feb 2022 00:03:59 +0000, krw <krw@whitnet.uk> wrote:
>
>>On 13.2.22 17:53, Mike McMillan wrote:
>>> Clive Arthur <clive@nowaytoday.co.uk> wrote:
>>>> I'm going for Ren and Stimpy.
>>>>
>>>
>>> How about Access and Express?
>>>
>>
>>Visa and Mastercard.
>
>Bill and Ben.
>
>True story. I remember a baptism in church one Sunday about 35 years
>ago. The minister announced, "The boys' names are "William and
>Benjamin...."

I'm ashamed to say that, out on the western arm of the spiral galaxy
known as the Odell family tree we have brothers, Anthony and Declan.

Nick

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by: John Ashby - Mon, 14 Feb 2022 13:09 UTC

On 14/02/2022 12:54, Nick Odell wrote:
> On Mon, 14 Feb 2022 11:20:42 -0000 (UTC), Mike McMillan
> <toodle.pip1@virginmedia.com> wrote:
>
>> Philip Hole <news@theholefamily.org> wrote:
>>> A pregnant wife and her husband were involved in a car crash which left
>>> them both in a coma. When the wife came round she was told that the
>>> twins had been delivered. They were fine now but it was touch and go so
>>> they had been baptised.
>>> She asked who had chosen the names and was told that it was her brother.
>>> "He is an idiot. What names did he choose?"
>>> "The girl is called Denise."
>>> "Well, that is very nice. And the boy?"
>>> "Denephew."
>>>
>>
>> A Pedant writes: When one is baptised, you are welcomed into the Christian
>> community - the name(s) are actually a separate issue.
>
> Another pedant writes: all religious communities are not the same.
>
> Nick

And another pedant writes: Not all religious communities are the same.

john

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by: Nick Odell - Mon, 14 Feb 2022 13:28 UTC

On Mon, 14 Feb 2022 13:09:06 +0000, John Ashby <johnashby20@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>On 14/02/2022 12:54, Nick Odell wrote:
>> On Mon, 14 Feb 2022 11:20:42 -0000 (UTC), Mike McMillan
>> <toodle.pip1@virginmedia.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Philip Hole <news@theholefamily.org> wrote:
>>>> A pregnant wife and her husband were involved in a car crash which left
>>>> them both in a coma. When the wife came round she was told that the
>>>> twins had been delivered. They were fine now but it was touch and go so
>>>> they had been baptised.
>>>> She asked who had chosen the names and was told that it was her brother.
>>>> "He is an idiot. What names did he choose?"
>>>> "The girl is called Denise."
>>>> "Well, that is very nice. And the boy?"
>>>> "Denephew."
>>>>
>>>
>>> A Pedant writes: When one is baptised, you are welcomed into the Christian
>>> community - the name(s) are actually a separate issue.
>>
>> Another pedant writes: all religious communities are not the same.
>>
>> Nick
>
>And another pedant writes: Not all religious communities are the same.
>
And the second pedant responds: It's a fair cop, guv'ner - banged to
rights, I am.

Nick

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by: Mike McMillan - Mon, 14 Feb 2022 14:31 UTC

Nick Odell <nick@themusicworkshop.plus.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 14 Feb 2022 13:09:06 +0000, John Ashby <johnashby20@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
>> On 14/02/2022 12:54, Nick Odell wrote:
>>> On Mon, 14 Feb 2022 11:20:42 -0000 (UTC), Mike McMillan
>>> <toodle.pip1@virginmedia.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Philip Hole <news@theholefamily.org> wrote:
>>>>> A pregnant wife and her husband were involved in a car crash which left
>>>>> them both in a coma. When the wife came round she was told that the
>>>>> twins had been delivered. They were fine now but it was touch and go so
>>>>> they had been baptised.
>>>>> She asked who had chosen the names and was told that it was her brother.
>>>>> "He is an idiot. What names did he choose?"
>>>>> "The girl is called Denise."
>>>>> "Well, that is very nice. And the boy?"
>>>>> "Denephew."
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> A Pedant writes: When one is baptised, you are welcomed into the Christian
>>>> community - the name(s) are actually a separate issue.
>>>
>>> Another pedant writes: all religious communities are not the same.
>>>
>>> Nick
>>
>> And another pedant writes: Not all religious communities are the same.
>>
> And the second pedant responds: It's a fair cop, guv'ner - banged to
> rights, I am.
>
> Nick
>

Oh! Hello Harrison, I didn’t see you there!

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by: Sam Plusnet - Mon, 14 Feb 2022 18:54 UTC

On 14-Feb-22 8:55, John Armstrong wrote:
> On Mon, 14 Feb 2022 00:03:59 +0000, krw <krw@whitnet.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 13.2.22 17:53, Mike McMillan wrote:
>>> Clive Arthur <clive@nowaytoday.co.uk> wrote:
>>>> I'm going for Ren and Stimpy.
>>>>
>>>
>>> How about Access and Express?
>>>
>>
>> Visa and Mastercard.
>
> Bill and Ben.
>
> True story. I remember a baptism in church one Sunday about 35 years
> ago. The minister announced, "The boys' names are "William and
> Benjamin...."

Offspring of Flower children? Drugs involved?

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aus+uk / uk.media.radio.archers / Re: Twins' names

Subject	Author
Twins' names	Clive Arthur
Re: Twins' names	Mike McMillan
Re: Twins' names	krw
Re: Twins' names	John Armstrong
Re: Twins' names	Nick Odell
Re: Twins' names	Sam Plusnet
Re: Twins' names	Mike McMillan
Re: Twins' names	Philip Hole
Re: Twins' names	Mike McMillan
Re: Twins' names	Nick Odell
Re: Twins' names	John Ashby
Re: Twins' names	Nick Odell
Re: Twins' names	Mike McMillan