Salad Dodger <salad.dodger@idnet.com> wrote:
> On Sat, 8 Jan 2022 13:10:00 -0800 (PST), Ben Blaney
> <benblaney@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>On Saturday, January 8, 2022 at 9:15:53 AM UTC-5, Mark Olson wrote:
>>
>>> My first "real" bike was a Honda S65[1]. Also the first time I got to
>>> see the inside of a Japanese bike engine[2]. After having dismantled
>>> a few Briggs and Stratton lawnmower engines, it was quite a revelation.
>>>
>>> [1] Surprisingly, I have no clue what the plate no. was.
>>
>><narrows eyes>
>>
>>Dodger - we'll need a ruling on this.
>>
> Good afternoon everybody.
> I wanted to update you quickly on the latest IRNMS bogus membership
> situation.
>
> There is no doubt that Olson continues to cling on with a tenacity
> unlike anything we?ve seen before.
> The situation remains extremely difficult but I also recognise that
> people have been waiting to hear whether their membership plans are
> going to be affected.
> So what I can say tonight, is that naturally we can?t rule out any
> further measures after Wednesday - and we?re going to keep a constant
> eye on the data, and we?ll do whatever it takes to protect the
> Society.
> But in view of the continuing uncertainty about several things ? the
> severity of Olson, uncertainty about the recollection rate or the
> impact of the numberplate rollout or the registration boosters, we
> don?t think today that there is enough evidence to justify any tougher
> measures before Wednesday.
> We continue to monitor Olson very closely and if the situation
> deteriorates we will be ready to take action if needed.
> What this means is that people can go ahead with their Wednesday plans
> but the situation remains finely balanced and I would urge everyone to
> exercise caution, to keep protecting yourselves and your loved ones,
> especially the vulnerable.
> And remember to keep following the guidance ? remember a numberplate
> indoors when required to do so, keep fresh air circulating, and take a
> test before you visit elderly or vulnerable relatives.
> So, if you have not done so already then please drop everything, find
> a walk-in or go online and make an appointment and Get Your Memory
> Boosted Now.
>
>
> <caution, may contain a hint of plagiarism>

VBG

--
FJR1300A, GL1000, KLR650A6F, EX250J9A, DR200SE, Vespa Ciao

<Snip>
> <caution, may contain a hint of plagiarism>

See, this... *THIS* is why Blaney circumvented the usual democratic checks and balances
and appointed you President.

I, for one, welcome our new Honda-riding overlord!

--
WUN

On 1/9/2022 12:21 PM, Salad Dodger wrote:
>
>
>
> <caution, may contain a hint of plagiarism>
>
Wow! No, I mean, WOW!

--
The erstwhile Thomas
FJR1300, R1200GS, ST1100 (in memoriam)

>>>Dodger - we'll need a ruling on this.
>>>
>> Good afternoon everybody.
>> I wanted to update you quickly on the latest IRNMS bogus membership
>> situation.
>>
>> There is no doubt that Olson continues to cling on with a tenacity
>> unlike anything we?ve seen before.
>> The situation remains extremely difficult but I also recognise that
>> people have been waiting to hear whether their membership plans are
>> going to be affected.
>> So what I can say tonight, is that naturally we can?t rule out any
>> further measures after Wednesday - and we?re going to keep a constant
>> eye on the data, and we?ll do whatever it takes to protect the
>> Society.
>> But in view of the continuing uncertainty about several things ? the
>> severity of Olson, uncertainty about the recollection rate or the
>> impact of the numberplate rollout or the registration boosters, we
>> don?t think today that there is enough evidence to justify any tougher
>> measures before Wednesday.
>> We continue to monitor Olson very closely and if the situation
>> deteriorates we will be ready to take action if needed.
>> What this means is that people can go ahead with their Wednesday plans
>> but the situation remains finely balanced and I would urge everyone to
>> exercise caution, to keep protecting yourselves and your loved ones,
>> especially the vulnerable.
>> And remember to keep following the guidance ? remember a numberplate
>> indoors when required to do so, keep fresh air circulating, and take a
>> test before you visit elderly or vulnerable relatives.
>> So, if you have not done so already then please drop everything, find
>> a walk-in or go online and make an appointment and Get Your Memory
>> Boosted Now.
>>
>>
>> <caution, may contain a hint of plagiarism>
>
>VBG

Haha, brilliant!

--
Geoff

On Sun, 09 Jan 2022 20:21:17 +0000, Salad Dodger
<salad.dodger@idnet.com> wrote:

>On Sat, 8 Jan 2022 13:10:00 -0800 (PST), Ben Blaney
><benblaney@gmail.com> wrote:
>

>>Dodger - we'll need a ruling on this.
>>
>Good afternoon everybody.
>I wanted to update you quickly on the latest IRNMS bogus membership
>situation.
>
>There is no doubt that Olson continues to cling on with a tenacity
>unlike anything we’ve seen before.
>The situation remains extremely difficult but I also recognise that
>people have been waiting to hear whether their membership plans are
>going to be affected.
>So what I can say tonight, is that naturally we can’t rule out any
>further measures after Wednesday - and we’re going to keep a constant
>eye on the data, and we’ll do whatever it takes to protect the
>Society.
>But in view of the continuing uncertainty about several things – the
>severity of Olson, uncertainty about the recollection rate or the
>impact of the numberplate rollout or the registration boosters, we
>don’t think today that there is enough evidence to justify any tougher
>measures before Wednesday.
>We continue to monitor Olson very closely and if the situation
>deteriorates we will be ready to take action if needed.
>What this means is that people can go ahead with their Wednesday plans
>but the situation remains finely balanced and I would urge everyone to
>exercise caution, to keep protecting yourselves and your loved ones,
>especially the vulnerable.
>And remember to keep following the guidance – remember a numberplate
>indoors when required to do so, keep fresh air circulating, and take a
>test before you visit elderly or vulnerable relatives.
>So, if you have not done so already then please drop everything, find
>a walk-in or go online and make an appointment and Get Your Memory
>Boosted Now.
>

It's Wednesday now, and, in tribute to our great leader, and author of
the original above, I realise I don't care, as long as someone buys me
some wallpaper, and comes to a party in my garden. (which I may, or
may not, have been at)
--
Salad Dodger
1690 FLHTK;GL1800D
Previously ...
CB1300SA8;GL1800A6;GL1500SEV;CBR1100XXX;
CBR1000FL;CBX1000Z;GPz750R;Z750E1;Z650C2;
KH500A8;KH250B3;TS250c;TS185c.