Do ya know anyone who is 27, 54, 82 or a lucky 109?

My magic ball of a spreadsheet sez they are reaching 10000, 20000, 30000
or 40000 days of age respectively.

Mark it down in your calendar so ye can deliver the shocker with maximum
effect!

(and retire at a safe distance...)

--
Not Me

On 02/04/2022 19:25, Adrian Caspersz wrote:
> Do ya know anyone who is 27, 54, 82 or a lucky 109?
>
> My magic ball of a spreadsheet sez they are reaching 10000, 20000, 30000
> or 40000 days of age respectively.
>
> Mark it down in your calendar so ye can deliver the shocker with maximum
> effect!
>
> (and retire at a safe distance...)
>
Hmmmm.3,000 days at the end of this mumf...

--
Rusty Hinge
To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer and the BOFH.

On Sat, 2 Apr 2022 19:51:43 +0100, RustyHinge
<rusty.hinge@foobar.girolle.co.uk> wrote:

>On 02/04/2022 19:25, Adrian Caspersz wrote:
>> Do ya know anyone who is 27, 54, 82 or a lucky 109?
>>
>> My magic ball of a spreadsheet sez they are reaching 10000, 20000, 30000
>> or 40000 days of age respectively.
>>
>> Mark it down in your calendar so ye can deliver the shocker with maximum
>> effect!
>>
>> (and retire at a safe distance...)
>>
>Hmmmm.3,000 days at the end of this mumf...

Erme, I always thought you were a lot older than that but now it seems
you're admitting that you're not yet out of short trousers.

Nick

On 02-Apr-22 19:51, RustyHinge wrote:
> On 02/04/2022 19:25, Adrian Caspersz wrote:
>> Do ya know anyone who is 27, 54, 82 or a lucky 109?
>>
>> My magic ball of a spreadsheet sez they are reaching 10000, 20000,
>> 30000 or 40000 days of age respectively.
>>
>> Mark it down in your calendar so ye can deliver the shocker with
>> maximum effect!
>>
>> (and retire at a safe distance...)
>>
> Hmmmm.3,000 days at the end of this mumf...
>
Factor of ten error? Or are you eight and a bit?

--
Sam Plusnet

On 02/04/2022 20:50, Nick Odell wrote:
> On Sat, 2 Apr 2022 19:51:43 +0100, RustyHinge
> <rusty.hinge@foobar.girolle.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 02/04/2022 19:25, Adrian Caspersz wrote:
>>> Do ya know anyone who is 27, 54, 82 or a lucky 109?
>>>
>>> My magic ball of a spreadsheet sez they are reaching 10000, 20000, 30000
>>> or 40000 days of age respectively.
>>>
>>> Mark it down in your calendar so ye can deliver the shocker with maximum
>>> effect!
>>>
>>> (and retire at a safe distance...)
>>>
>> Hmmmm.3,000 days at the end of this mumf...
>
> Erme, I always thought you were a lot older than that but now it seems
> you're admitting that you're not yet out of short trousers.

Didn't checkit:

365
82x
29200
730
29930

+ a few days for leap years- Oh! Omitted a zero innit!

30,000 at the last day of April. Proves I'm well out of short trowsis,
that omission innit, losing 27,000 dazes <vox = gruff>"just like
that!"</vox>.

--
Rusty Hinge
To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer and the BOFH.

On 02/04/2022 21:01, Sam Plusnet wrote:
> On 02-Apr-22 19:51, RustyHinge wrote:
>> On 02/04/2022 19:25, Adrian Caspersz wrote:
>>> Do ya know anyone who is 27, 54, 82 or a lucky 109?
>>>
>>> My magic ball of a spreadsheet sez they are reaching 10000, 20000,
>>> 30000 or 40000 days of age respectively.
>>>
>>> Mark it down in your calendar so ye can deliver the shocker with
>>> maximum effect!
>>>
>>> (and retire at a safe distance...)
>>>
>> Hmmmm.3,000 days at the end of this mumf...
>>
> Factor of ten error?  Or are you eight and a bit?

I wish...

--
Rusty Hinge
To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer and the BOFH.

On Sat, 2 Apr 2022 19:25:33 +0100
Adrian Caspersz <email@here.invalid> wrote:

> Do ya know anyone who is 27, 54, 82 or a lucky 109?
>
> My magic ball of a spreadsheet sez they are reaching 10000, 20000, 30000
> or 40000 days of age respectively.
>
I unforget caculating when my 1st 10k was, and then forgetting to do anything for it; I think the same happened for my 20k. I don't hold out any hopes for my 30k and especially not the 40k!

> Mark it down in your calendar so ye can deliver the shocker with maximum
> effect!
>
> (and retire at a safe distance...)
>
> --
> Not Me
>

--
Bah, and indeed Humbug.

On 02/04/2022 20:50, Nick Odell wrote:
> On Sat, 2 Apr 2022 19:51:43 +0100, RustyHinge
> <rusty.hinge@foobar.girolle.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 02/04/2022 19:25, Adrian Caspersz wrote:
>>> Do ya know anyone who is 27, 54, 82 or a lucky 109?
>>>
>>> My magic ball of a spreadsheet sez they are reaching 10000, 20000, 30000
>>> or 40000 days of age respectively.
>>>
>>> Mark it down in your calendar so ye can deliver the shocker with maximum
>>> effect!
>>>
>>> (and retire at a safe distance...)
>>>
>> Hmmmm.3,000 days at the end of this mumf...
>
> Erme, I always thought you were a lot older than that but now it seems
> you're admitting that you're not yet out of short trousers.

At eight years he would probably be unaware of usenet,
Mumsnet more like?

Chris

--
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Yamaha XV750SE & Suzuki GS550t
http://www.Deuchars.org.uk

On 02/04/2022 19:51, RustyHinge wrote:
> On 02/04/2022 19:25, Adrian Caspersz wrote:
>> Do ya know anyone who is 27, 54, 82 or a lucky 109?
>>
>> My magic ball of a spreadsheet sez they are reaching 10000, 20000,
>> 30000 or 40000 days of age respectively.
>>
>> Mark it down in your calendar so ye can deliver the shocker with
>> maximum effect!
>>
>> (and retire at a safe distance...)
>>
> Hmmmm.3,000 days at the end of this mumf...
>
You are Adrian Mole and I claim my five pfunds!

Chris

On 02-Apr-22 22:16, RustyHinge wrote:
> On 02/04/2022 21:01, Sam Plusnet wrote:
>> On 02-Apr-22 19:51, RustyHinge wrote:
>>> On 02/04/2022 19:25, Adrian Caspersz wrote:
>>>> Do ya know anyone who is 27, 54, 82 or a lucky 109?
>>>>
>>>> My magic ball of a spreadsheet sez they are reaching 10000, 20000,
>>>> 30000 or 40000 days of age respectively.
>>>>
>>>> Mark it down in your calendar so ye can deliver the shocker with
>>>> (and retire at a safe distance...)
>>>>
>>> Hmmmm.3,000 days at the end of this mumf...
>>>
>> Factor of ten error?  Or are you eight and a bit?
>
> I wish...
>
Given how little freedom kids seem to get these days
("Walking to school! Alone! That's child abuse!")
it might not be all that much fun.

--
Sam Plusnet

In article <jatehqF2liiU1@mid.individual.net>, ChrisND@privacy.net
<chrisnd@privacy.net> on Sun, 3 Apr 2022 at 12:25:45 awoke Nicholas
from his slumbers and wrote
>On 02/04/2022 19:51, RustyHinge wrote:
>> On 02/04/2022 19:25, Adrian Caspersz wrote:
>>> Do ya know anyone who is 27, 54, 82 or a lucky 109?
>>>
>>> My magic ball of a spreadsheet sez they are reaching 10000, 20000,
>>> 30000 or 40000 days of age respectively.
>>>
>>> Mark it down in your calendar so ye can deliver the shocker with
>>> maximum effect!
>>>
>>> (and retire at a safe distance...)
>>>
>> Hmmmm.3,000 days at the end of this mumf...
>>
>You are Adrian Mole and I claim my five pfunds!
>
Hopefully the five pfunds is not in his girlfriend's box. Enough of the
world's ills have recently been released.
--
0sterc@tcher -

"Où sont les neiges d'antan?"

On 03/04/2022 20:29, Sam Plusnet wrote:
> On 02-Apr-22 22:16, RustyHinge wrote:
>> On 02/04/2022 21:01, Sam Plusnet wrote:
>>> On 02-Apr-22 19:51, RustyHinge wrote:
>>>> On 02/04/2022 19:25, Adrian Caspersz wrote:
>>>>> Do ya know anyone who is 27, 54, 82 or a lucky 109?
>>>>>
>>>>> My magic ball of a spreadsheet sez they are reaching 10000, 20000,
>>>>> 30000 or 40000 days of age respectively.
>>>>>
>>>>> Mark it down in your calendar so ye can deliver the shocker with
>>>>> (and retire at a safe distance...)
>>>>>
>>>> Hmmmm.3,000 days at the end of this mumf...
>>>>
>>> Factor of ten error?  Or are you eight and a bit?
>>
>> I wish...
>>
> Given how little freedom kids seem to get these days
> ("Walking to school!  Alone! That's child abuse!")
> it might not be all that much fun.

When I were fiive I used to walk to fpubby alone, which meant I was
usually late, because on the half mile route I would find something much
more attractive.

When I was eight I walked quarter of a mile to the bus-stop and caught
the genuinely ancient (1920s, I'd guess) little bus six miles to fpubby.

I usually visited my grandmother, going alone on the bus, and later,
cycled ten miles to fpubby and ten miles back - if I didn't make a
detour for some reason.

--
Rusty Hinge
To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer and the BOFH.

On 03/04/2022 21:20, RustyHinge wrote:
>
> When I were fiive I used to walk to fpubby alone, which meant I was
> usually late, because on the half mile route I would find something much
> more attractive.
>
> When I was eight I walked quarter of a mile to the bus-stop and caught
> the genuinely ancient (1920s, I'd guess) little bus six miles to fpubby.
>
> I usually visited my grandmother, going alone on the bus, and later,
> cycled ten miles to fpubby and ten miles back - if I didn't make a
> detour for some reason.

I yooster cycle ten miles to fpubby too after my parents moved and
decided I should stay at the same fpubby for continuity, at least until
I got fed up with it and left home to join the navy.

Tone