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* Genie of the lampRustyHinge
`* Genie of the lampRichard Robinson
 `- Genie of the lampNicholas D. Richards

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 by: RustyHinge - Mon, 25 Apr 2022 00:03 UTC

On his day-off from the lamp, a wandering genie overhears a young man
bemoaning his lot. He appears to him in a puff of smoke and says: "I am
not busy today, I will grant you one wish."

The young man says wearily: "I wish my wife would pay me more
attention: always be pleased to see me, talk to me, hold me."

"No problem." Said the genie, and turned the young man into a smartphone.

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Rusty Hinge
To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer and the BOFH.

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 by: Richard Robinson - Tue, 26 Apr 2022 10:17 UTC

RustyHinge said:
> On his day-off from the lamp, a wandering genie overhears a young man
> bemoaning his lot. He appears to him in a puff of smoke and says: "I am
> not busy today, I will grant you one wish."
>
> The young man says wearily: "I wish my wife would pay me more
> attention: always be pleased to see me, talk to me, hold me."
>
> "No problem." Said the genie, and turned the young man into a smartphone.

*grone*

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My email address is at http://qualmograph.org.uk/contact.html

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 by: Nicholas D. Richards - Tue, 26 Apr 2022 12:19 UTC

In article <yuydnSmurMBOW_r_nZ2dnUU7-a-dnZ2d@brightview.co.uk>, Richard
Robinson <richardR@privacy.net> on Tue, 26 Apr 2022 at 05:17:55 awoke
Nicholas from his slumbers and wrote
>RustyHinge said:
>> On his day-off from the lamp, a wandering genie overhears a young man
>> bemoaning his lot. He appears to him in a puff of smoke and says: "I am
>> not busy today, I will grant you one wish."
>>
>> The young man says wearily: "I wish my wife would pay me more
>> attention: always be pleased to see me, talk to me, hold me."
>>
>> "No problem." Said the genie, and turned the young man into a smartphone.
>
>*grone*
>
Titus?

In truth it tickled my funny bone, as it did my son's.
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