Okay guys, I think the beavants may be getting a bit too much into the
holiday season. Not to worry anyone, but they've invited me to join in
their Christmas games, and now I'm sort of locked down here with them
in the basement. They've gone and built this huge effigy out of the
wood I gave them, and I think the fumes from the scented candles are
making me see things. Plus, their incessant Christmas chanting is
giving me a real headache. I hope the storm breaks - it's really
raging out there - before things go to far.

But not to worry, I still have gifts!

--------------------------------------
* Max Payne 3
https://store.steampowered.com/app/204100/Max_Payne_3/

NOTE: Key must be redeemed through Rockstar Social Club app, /not/
Steam. Link above is provided for informational purposes only!!

Max Payne's third outing may not be my favorite - it's hard to root
for an overweight addict - but there's still a substantial game in
this title. Gone 7QTK are the dirty streets of New York, replaced with
the much more colorful - but still grimy - favelas of San Paolo.
Otherwise 4YBEthe game is still pretty much the same as its
predecessors, filled with 4LD4 noir overtones, asshole criminal
antagonists, slow-motion AAHZ jumping and /lots/ of bullets. C'mon,
does Max Payne really need an introduction? Just get the game already!

--------------------------------------

Look, I'm sure everything is gonna be cool. My neighbor Tim, chained
up next to me, is probably just passed out from too much eggnog, and
that stuff on the beavants' little knives (aww, how cute) is probably
strawberry jam. Everyone knows beavants like strawberry jam, right?
But I'm not sure what their chant of "tThrodog gn'th'bthnkor ehye ahor
nog yeeogngn yarr l' fahf shuggog mgep radroom c' mggoka nilgh'ri"* is
all about. Is that some new carol I've not heard of yet?

Merry Christmas, everyone?

* "The Great Red One shall come six times to this world before doom
takes us all" for those of you not fluent in Beavantese

On Saturday, December 24, 2022 at 6:44:06 PM UTC-8, Spalls Hurgenson wrote:
> Okay guys, I think the beavants may be getting a bit too much into the
> holiday season. Not to worry anyone, but they've invited me to join in
> their Christmas games, and now I'm sort of locked down here with them
> in the basement. They've gone and built this huge effigy out of the
> wood I gave them, and I think the fumes from the scented candles are
> making me see things. Plus, their incessant Christmas chanting is
> giving me a real headache. I hope the storm breaks - it's really
> raging out there - before things go to far.
>
> But not to worry, I still have gifts!
>
> --------------------------------------
> * Max Payne 3
> https://store.steampowered.com/app/204100/Max_Payne_3/
>
> NOTE: Key must be redeemed through Rockstar Social Club app, /not/
> Steam. Link above is provided for informational purposes only!!
>
> Max Payne's third outing may not be my favorite - it's hard to root
> for an overweight addict - but there's still a substantial game in
> this title. Gone 7QTK are the dirty streets of New York, replaced with
> the much more colorful - but still grimy - favelas of San Paolo.
> Otherwise 4YBEthe game is still pretty much the same as its
> predecessors, filled with 4LD4 noir overtones, asshole criminal
> antagonists, slow-motion AAHZ jumping and /lots/ of bullets. C'mon,
> does Max Payne really need an introduction? Just get the game already!
>

I thought I might have a chance to get it as no one else has posted.
Fired it up, let it update. I just get a "Code Not Valid." I'll assume that
means another one for lurkers/bots.

- Justisaur

On Sat, 24 Dec 2022 21:43:50 -0500, Spalls Hurgenson
<spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote:

>* Max Payne 3
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/204100/Max_Payne_3/
>
>NOTE: Key must be redeemed through Rockstar Social Club app, /not/
>Steam. Link above is provided for informational purposes only!!

Max Payne does not interest me but I am sure there are those here who
would enjoy this. Pass for me.

On Sat, 24 Dec 2022 19:09:58 -0800 (PST), Justisaur
<justisaur@gmail.com> wrote:

>I thought I might have a chance to get it as no one else has posted.
>Fired it up, let it update. I just get a "Code Not Valid." I'll assume that
>means another one for lurkers/bots.
>
>- Justisaur

It wasn't me. You beat me by two minutes. And I passed on it anyway.
You tried through the rockstar app and not Steam, right?

On Saturday, December 24, 2022 at 7:14:54 PM UTC-8, Mike S. wrote:
> On Sat, 24 Dec 2022 19:09:58 -0800 (PST), Justisaur
> <just...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >I thought I might have a chance to get it as no one else has posted.
> >Fired it up, let it update. I just get a "Code Not Valid." I'll assume that
> >means another one for lurkers/bots.
> >
> >- Justisaur
> It wasn't me. You beat me by two minutes. And I passed on it anyway.
> You tried through the rockstar app and not Steam, right?

Yes, I haven't opened that in some time, thus the update. Although
it seems like Steam is updating multiple times a day the last few
months.

- Justisaur

On 12/24/2022 7:09 PM, Justisaur wrote:
> On Saturday, December 24, 2022 at 6:44:06 PM UTC-8, Spalls Hurgenson wrote:
>> Okay guys, I think the beavants may be getting a bit too much into the
>> holiday season. Not to worry anyone, but they've invited me to join in
>> their Christmas games, and now I'm sort of locked down here with them
>> in the basement. They've gone and built this huge effigy out of the
>> wood I gave them, and I think the fumes from the scented candles are
>> making me see things. Plus, their incessant Christmas chanting is
>> giving me a real headache. I hope the storm breaks - it's really
>> raging out there - before things go to far.
>>
>> But not to worry, I still have gifts!
>>
>> --------------------------------------
>> * Max Payne 3
>> https://store.steampowered.com/app/204100/Max_Payne_3/
>>
>> NOTE: Key must be redeemed through Rockstar Social Club app, /not/
>> Steam. Link above is provided for informational purposes only!!
>>
>> Max Payne's third outing may not be my favorite - it's hard to root
>> for an overweight addict - but there's still a substantial game in
>> this title. Gone 7QTK are the dirty streets of New York, replaced with
>> the much more colorful - but still grimy - favelas of San Paolo.
>> Otherwise 4YBEthe game is still pretty much the same as its
>> predecessors, filled with 4LD4 noir overtones, asshole criminal
>> antagonists, slow-motion AAHZ jumping and /lots/ of bullets. C'mon,
>> does Max Payne really need an introduction? Just get the game already!
>>
>
> I thought I might have a chance to get it as no one else has posted.
> Fired it up, let it update. I just get a "Code Not Valid." I'll assume that
> means another one for lurkers/bots.

It didn't work for me too. Darn it! :(
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these things and pondered them in her heart. The shepherds returned,
glorifying and praising God for all the things they had heard and seen,
which were just as they had been told." —Luke 2:16-20. :) Another known
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