Jolly Roger wrote:

>> Why don't you buy her a new yellow iPhone 14?
>
> The fact that the mere existence of a new color option for iPhone is
> *still* upsetting you so many days after its announcement says a lot
> about you. : )

Why are you always ashamed by everything that Apple does, Jolly Roger?

It's true that Apple promotes *Y* *E* *L* *L* *O* *W* iPhones, is it not?

Why do you act like a religious zealot over a simple joke about your God?

On 2023-03-12, Andy Burnelli <nospam@nospam.net> wrote:
> Jolly Roger wrote:
>
>>> Why don't you buy her a new yellow iPhone 14?
>>
>> The fact that the mere existence of a new color option for iPhone is
>> *still* upsetting you so many days after its announcement says a lot
>> about you. : )
>
> Why are you always ashamed

Nothing in my response says I am supposedly "ashamed", but you and your
troll buddies are *definitely* upset by the mere existence of a
different colored iPhone - to the extent that you insult anyone who
would choose one, and crack lame, juvenile jokes about it for literal
days now. It's obvious that your feefees are hurting. Cry harder.

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On 2023-03-12 13:44, Andy Burnelli wrote:
> Jolly Roger wrote:
>
>>> Why don't you buy her a new yellow iPhone 14?
>>
>> The fact that the mere existence of a new color option for iPhone is
>> *still* upsetting you so many days after its announcement says a lot
>> about you. : )
>
> Why are you always ashamed by everything that Apple does, Jolly Roger?

Why do you imagine he's "ashamed", "Arlen"?

Jolly Roger wrote:

> Nothing in my response says I am supposedly "ashamed", but you and your
> troll buddies are *definitely* upset by the mere existence of a
> different colored iPhone - to the extent that you insult anyone who
> would choose one, and crack lame, juvenile jokes about it for literal
> days now.

Hi Jolly Roger,

This is an adult concept where it's rather transparent that you are
clearly rather ashamed of what Apple recently did with *YELLOW!!!!!*

The problem, as you see it, is you have no defense to what Apple did.
*Apple made a big deal about *YELLOW!!!!!!*

It's what Apple does.

More to the point, you would normally brazenly deny that Apple did it.
*But this time you can't*

So you simply insult anyone who actually knows what Apple did.
*Because of your shame.*

> It's obvious that your feefees are hurting. Cry harder.

Actually, you're the one who is _afraid_ of what Apple did.
You're the one who is _ashamed_ of what Apple did.

The rest of us are simply making jokes about what Apple did. :)

On 2023-03-12, Andy Burnelli <nospam@nospam.net> wrote:
> Jolly Roger wrote:
>
>> Nothing in my response says I am supposedly "ashamed", but you and
>> your troll buddies are *definitely* upset by the mere existence of a
>> different colored iPhone - to the extent that you insult anyone who
>> would choose one, and crack lame, juvenile jokes about it for literal
>> days now.
>
> Hi Jolly Roger

Fuck off, Arlen.

> This is an adult concept

Nope, and as usual your trolling about this is downright juvenile.

> *Apple made a big deal about *YELLOW!!!!!!*

Apple didn't make any more of a "big deal" than any other product
announcement. But you and your little trollboi gang are definitely
trying to make a much bigger deal about it than anyone else.

>> It's obvious that your feefees are hurting. Cry harder.
>
> Actually, you're the one

"No, YOU!!!" is also a juvenile response, but then it's the best anyone
can expect of you. : )

> The rest of us are simply making jokes about what Apple did. :)

Yes, you are trolling. It's good that you freely admit it.

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On 2023-03-12 14:24, Andy Burnelli wrote:
> Jolly Roger wrote:
>
>> Nothing in my response says I am supposedly "ashamed", but you and your
>> troll buddies are *definitely* upset by the mere existence of a
>> different colored iPhone - to the extent that you insult anyone who
>> would choose one, and crack lame, juvenile jokes about it for literal
>> days now.
>
> Hi Jolly Roger,
> This is an adult concept where it's rather transparent that you are
> clearly rather ashamed of what Apple recently did with *YELLOW!!!!!*
>
> The problem, as you see it, is you have no defense to what Apple did.
>   *Apple made a big deal about *YELLOW!!!!!!*

Apple made some commercials about a new offering.

>
> It's what Apple does.

It's what COMPANIES do.

Jolly Roger wrote:

>> This is an adult concept
>
> Nope, and as usual your trolling about this is downright juvenile.

Hi Jolly Roger,

I will remain a rational adult when in discourse with you on this topic
(it's clear you emotionally _hate_ anyone talking about what Apple did).

You are very often _ashamed_ of what Apple did, and normally you'd brazenly
deny that Apple did it (just as nospam would come up with why Samsung made
Apple do it); but this time, you're kind'of stuck that you can't deny it.

You _hate_ what Apple did but you have no adult defense to what Apple did.

>
>> *Apple made a big deal about *YELLOW!!!!!!*
>
> Apple didn't make any more of a "big deal" than any other product
> announcement. But you and your little trollboi gang are definitely
> trying to make a much bigger deal about it than anyone else.

I think you're missing the main point, which, to put it bluntly Jolly
Roger, is Apple is, like PepsiCo, a MARKETING company. Almost no R&D.

Apple is very successful because they MARKET to a particular customer.
One who, clearly, will buy a substandard iPhone if it's the right color.

>>> It's obvious that your feefees are hurting. Cry harder.
>>
>> Actually, you're the one
>
> "No, YOU!!!" is also a juvenile response, but then it's the best anyone
> can expect of you. : )

We aren't complaining about the fact Apple's customers actually care more
about the color of their iPhone than the electronics that are inside it.

You are.

>> The rest of us are simply making jokes about what Apple did. :)
>
> Yes, you are trolling.

If I may equate you with the wackos who will kill people for making jokes
about Mohammad, you're the same when it comes to making jokes about Apple.

> It's good that you freely admit it.

Well, I've _explained_ many times to you, Jolly Roger, Apple customers are
not technical and this color thing is another clear indicator, is it not?
--
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On 2023-03-13, Andy Burnelli <nospam@nospam.net> wrote:
> Jolly Roger wrote:
>
>>> This is an adult concept
>>
>> Nope, and as usual your trolling about this is downright juvenile.
>
> You _hate_ what Apple did

Projection. : )

>>> *Apple made a big deal about *YELLOW!!!!!!*
>>
>> Apple didn't make any more of a "big deal" than any other product
>> announcement. But you and your little trollboi gang are definitely
>> trying to make a much bigger deal about it than anyone else.
>
> I think you're missing the main point

Nah, I get it: You _hate_ what Apple did.

>>>> It's obvious that your feefees are hurting. Cry harder.
>>>
>>> Actually, you're the one
>>
>> "No, YOU!!!" is also a juvenile response, but then it's the best
>> anyone can expect of you. : )
>
> We aren't complaining about the fact Apple's customers actually care
> more about the color of their iPhone than the electronics that are
> inside it.

That's exactly what you are doing. And it's extremely childish.

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Jolly Roger wrote:

>> You _hate_ what Apple did
>
> Projection. : )

Hi Jolly Roger,

You and I go way back, and I love to learn from you by your own actions.

First, think about how much you _hate_ what Apple did.
Think about why you are so _ashamed_ of what Apple did.

Then, think about why.
*We're just pointing out how much Apple appeals to non-technical people.*
Like you are.

HINT:
*You hate that what Apple did because Apple exposed _you_ to ridicule.*

> Nah, I get it: You _hate_ what Apple did.

Actually, what Apple did _proves_ what I've been saying about its customers.

>> We aren't complaining about the fact Apple's customers actually care
>> more about the color of their iPhone than the electronics that are
>> inside it.
>
> That's exactly what you are doing. And it's extremely childish.

Actually, you forget that it was Apple, not us, who made a big deal about
the color of an iPhone, not us.

*We're just pointing out how much Apple appeals to non-technical people.*

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