Jolly Roger wrote:

> The attacker would need to log in and be able to run code on the machine
> to be successful.

Apple's primitive iOS monolithic release mechanism is laughably archaic.

The difference between the ridiculously poorly designed iOS from all other
operating systems is that with _modern_ operating systems (e.g., Android,
Linux, & Windows) if they fix one line of code they don't have to release an
entirely redundant monolithic release stream to billions of people.

Only the iKooks don't realize how laughably _primitive_ iOS is designed.

Andy Burnelli wrote:
> Jolly Roger wrote:
>
>> The attacker would need to log in and be able to run code on the
>> machine
>> to be successful.
>
> Apple's primitive iOS monolithic release mechanism is laughably
> archaic.
>
> The difference between the ridiculously poorly designed iOS from
> all other
> operating systems is that with _modern_ operating systems (e.g.,
> Android,
> Linux, & Windows) if they fix one line of code they don't have to
> release an
> entirely redundant monolithic release stream to billions of people.
>

One wonders why you use ios. Who forces you? You should rebel.

Hank Rogers wrote:

> One wonders why you use ios.

After all these years you _still_ don't know why?

Even as I've said why I use iOS hundreds (maybe thousands) of times already?

OMG. Every statement from these ignorant iKooks proves me right about them.
a. All iKooks have an incredibly low IQ
b. All the iKooks suffer from abnormally low self esteem
c. And not one of them has any education to speak of

It's _why_ they fall for every Apple marketing trick in the book.

In message <uGqYJ.108103$3jp8.37012@fx33.iad> Hank Rogers <hank@nospam.invalid> wrote:
> Andy Burnelli wrote:

[nonsense]

> One wonders why you use ios. Who forces you? You should rebel.

The dipshit troll doesn't use iOS. It is simply here to be a fucking
cunt.

--
what is magic actually for?
For fixing things, dummy.

Andy Burnelli wrote:
> Hank Rogers wrote:
>
>> One wonders why you use ios.
>
> After all these years you _still_ don't know why?
>
> Even as I've said why I use iOS hundreds (maybe thousands) of times
> already?
>

I haven't been here all these years. But, if you don't want to
reveal why you are forced to use ios, that's OK. I know you're
probably tired of having to explain it thousands of times.

Lewis wrote:

> The dipshit troll doesn't use iOS.

Is there anyone else here, other than Lewis, who thinks I don't use iOS?

On 2022-03-16 1:56 p.m., Andy Burnelli wrote:
> Lewis wrote:
>
>> The dipshit troll doesn't use iOS.
>
> Is there anyone else here, other than Lewis, who thinks I don't use iOS?

Hey...

....at least you self-identified as "the dipshit troll".

Hank Rogers wrote:

> I haven't been here all these years. But, if you don't want to
> reveal why you are forced to use ios, that's OK. I know you're
> probably tired of having to explain it thousands of times.

I suspect very strongly so you are simply a sock.
Of whom, I'm not quite sure yet, but you are, in the end, just a sock.

I own _plenty_ of iOS devices, one of which I use frequently to check out
the claims by the iKooks and to refute the bullshit Apple marketing lies.

So the fact you don't _know_ this puts you on the same level as all iKooks:
a. Low IQ
b. No Education
c. Low self esteem

Why else would you be so upset to find out facts about Apple that you hate?

On 2022-03-16 1:59 p.m., The Dipshit Troll wrote:
> Hank Rogers wrote:
>
>> I haven't been here all these years. But, if you don't want to reveal
>> why you are forced to use ios, that's OK. I know you're probably tired
>> of having to explain it thousands of times.
>
> I suspect very strongly so you are simply a sock.

Where as we know positively that you are just one of the latest socks
for (self-identified) "The Dipshit Troll" is first saw posting as "Arlen"

Andy Burnelli wrote:
> Hank Rogers wrote:
>
>> I haven't been here all these years. But, if you don't want to
>> reveal why you are forced to use ios, that's OK. I know you're
>> probably tired of having to explain it thousands of times.
>
> I suspect very strongly so you are simply a sock.
> Of whom, I'm not quite sure yet, but you are, in the end, just a sock.
>

Then you must be a jock strap.

On 2022-03-16 2:09 p.m., Hank Rogers wrote:
> The Dipshit Troll wrote:
>> Hank Rogers wrote:
>>
>>> I haven't been here all these years. But, if you don't want to reveal
>>> why you are forced to use ios, that's OK. I know you're probably
>>> tired of having to explain it thousands of times.
>>
>> I suspect very strongly so you are simply a sock.
>> Of whom, I'm not quite sure yet, but you are, in the end, just a sock.
>>
>
> Then you must be a jock strap.
>
>
From now on, he's "The Dipshit Troll" to me.

After all, he did self-identify with that name.

:-)

Hank Rogers wrote:

> Then you must be a jock strap.

Question: Why am I here?
Answer: To prove the iKooks are liars using facts.

The iKooks like you never have any adult response to the facts.
a. Your IQ is too low
b. You lack the education
c. And your lack of self esteem prevents you from comprehending facts

What never fails is the iKooks resort to childish ad hominems whenever the
they have no _adult_ response to the facts.

You asked why I use iOS.
I told you why.

You should know the story that years ago I was an innocent iOS user around
iOS 7 days and I came here for help and the wholly unprepossessing iKooks
led me (and many others) on sadistic wild goose chases that were doomed to
fail.

In my entire life, I have never met people like these sadistic iKooks.

Their self esteem is so low that they feel _desperate_ to fabricate
functionality for iOS that simple doesn't and never existed.

Do you want examples?
Try this for just one:
Hilarious Snit video purportedly detailing iOS showing Wi-Fi over time
<https://youtu.be/7QaABa6DFIo> iKooks can't even see the fatal flaw!

Question: Why am I here?
Answer: To prove the iKooks are liars.

On 2022-03-16 2:17 p.m., The Dipshit Troll wrote:
> Hank Rogers wrote:
>
>> Then you must be a jock strap.
>
> Question: Why am I here?

Because you're The Dipshit Troll!

:-)

Andy Burnelli wrote:
> Hank Rogers wrote:
>
>> Then you must be a jock strap.
>
> Question: Why am I here?
> Answer: To prove the iKooks are liars using facts.
>
> The iKooks like you never have any adult response to the facts.
> a. Your IQ is too low
> b. You lack the education
> c. And your lack of self esteem prevents you from comprehending facts
>

Would it help if I posted a picture of my books?

On 2022-03-16 2:17 p.m., The Dipshit Troll wrote:
>
> Do you want examples?
> Try this for just one:
>
> Hilarious Snit video purportedly detailing iOS showing Wi-Fi over time
> <https://youtu.be/7QaABa6DFIo> iKooks can't even see the fatal flaw!

'How to check Wi-Fi signal strength on an iPhone

Install the AirPort Utility from the App Store.

Open the Settings app and scroll down until you see Airport Utility. Tap
on it, then tap Wi-Fi Scanner to enable this feature.

How to check Wi-Fi signal strength

Now run AirPort Utility and you should see a blue Wi-Fi scan option at
the top-right. Tap Scan and you’ll see all the Wi-Fi networks in range
of your iPhone.

How to check Wi-Fi signal strength

As continuous scan is the default, the values will change over time. You
can adjust the Scan Duration slider so the results only update for the
period you set.

Look at the RSSI value of your own network (which may not be top of the
list) and check the value.'

<https://www.techadvisor.com/how-to/network-wifi/check-wi-fi-signal-strength-3803538/>

So that's built-in.

On 2022-03-16 2:24 p.m., Hank Rogers wrote:
> The Dipshit Troll wrote:
>> Hank Rogers wrote:
>>
>>> Then you must be a jock strap.
>>
>> Question: Why am I here?
>> Answer: To prove the iKooks are liars using facts.
>>
>> The iKooks like you never have any adult response to the facts.
>> a. Your IQ is too low
>> b. You lack the education
>> c. And your lack of self esteem prevents you from comprehending facts
>>
>
> Would it help if I posted a picture of my books?
>
>

Nice one...

;-)

Hank Rogers wrote:

> Would it help if I posted a picture of my books?

I don't think your coloring books will tell us much that we don't already
know about your lack of education.

All you iKooks suffer from the confluence of three traits:
a. Low IQ
b. No education
c. Low self esteem

You need all three to fall for the Apple marketing tricks.
For example, badgolferman and Ant and Steve aren't iKooks.

Of the iKooks who fall hardest, it's Alan Baker, Jolly Roger, & Lewis.
The ones on the top rung are Alan Browne, nospam, and Chris.

What differentiates them from the bottom rung is their IQ is higher.
Yet they lack the education and self esteem that all iKooks lack.

It's why they fall for every Apple marketing trick in the book.
(You must understand the low self esteem is a critical component.)

Simple _adult_ question for you, "Hank" sock:
Q: What is your college degree in (e.g., what was your undergrad major)?

Andy Burnelli wrote:
> Hank Rogers wrote:
>
>> Would it help if I posted a picture of my books?
>
> I don't think your coloring books will tell us much that we don't
> already know about your lack of education.
>
> All you iKooks suffer from the confluence of three traits:
> a. Low IQ
> b. No education
> c. Low self esteem
>
> You need all three to fall for the Apple marketing tricks.
> For example, badgolferman and Ant and Steve aren't iKooks.
>
> Of the iKooks who fall hardest, it's Alan Baker, Jolly Roger, & Lewis.
> The ones on the top rung are Alan Browne, nospam, and Chris.
>
> What differentiates them from the bottom rung is their IQ is higher.
> Yet they lack the education and self esteem that all iKooks lack.
>
> It's why they fall for every Apple marketing trick in the book.
> (You must understand the low self esteem is a critical component.)
>

I can't figure out why an intelligent, educated person would hang
out with and trade insults with a bunch of ikooks.

You must get something out of it.

Hank Rogers <hank@nospam.invalid> wrote
> Andy Burnelli wrote
>> Jolly Roger wrote

>>> The attacker would need to log in and be able to run code on the
>>> machine
>>> to be successful.
>> Apple's primitive iOS monolithic release mechanism is laughably
>> archaic.
>> The difference between the ridiculously poorly designed iOS from all
>> other
>> operating systems is that with _modern_ operating systems (e.g.,
>> Android,
>> Linux, & Windows) if they fix one line of code they don't have to
>> release an
>> entirely redundant monolithic release stream to billions of people.

> One wonders why you use ios.

He doesn't.

> Who forces you?

His family choose to use it.

> You should rebel.

He did.

Andy Burnelli <spam@nospam.com> wrote
> Lewis wrote

>> The dipshit troll doesn't use iOS.

> Is there anyone else here, other than Lewis, who thinks I don't use iOS?

I know you don't. So does nospam.

Rod Speed wrote:
> Hank Rogers <hank@nospam.invalid> wrote
>> Andy Burnelli wrote
>>> Jolly Roger wrote
>
>>>> The attacker would need to log in and be able to run code on
>>>> the machine
>>>> to be successful.
>>>  Apple's primitive iOS monolithic release mechanism is laughably
>>> archaic.
>>>  The difference between the ridiculously poorly designed iOS
>>> from all other
>>> operating systems is that with _modern_ operating systems (e.g.,
>>> Android,
>>> Linux, & Windows) if they fix one line of code they don't have
>>> to release an
>>> entirely redundant monolithic release stream to billions of people.
>
>> One wonders why you use ios.
>
> He doesn't.
>
>> Who forces you?
>
> His family choose to use it.
>
>> You should rebel.
>
> He did.

So, he's estranged from his family over telephones. That explains a
lot. Thanks.

Alan <nuh-uh@nope.com> wrote
> The Dipshit Troll wrote
>> Hank Rogers wrote

>>> I haven't been here all these years. But, if you don't want to reveal
>>> why you are forced to use ios, that's OK. I know you're probably tired
>>> of having to explain it thousands of times.

>> I suspect very strongly so you are simply a sock.

> Where as we know positively that you are just one of the latest socks
> for (self-identified) "The Dipshit Troll" is first saw posting as "Arlen"

That was very late in its trolling.

In message <hZsYJ.636$fV.440@fx31.iad> Hank Rogers <hank@nospam.invalid> wrote:
> You must get something out of it.

Every time someone replies to him, he gets a tiny little chubby for a
couple of seconds.

--
I WILL NOT ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO FLY Bart chalkboard Ep. 7F03

On 2022-03-16 8:27 p.m., Lewis wrote:
> In message <hZsYJ.636$fV.440@fx31.iad> Hank Rogers <hank@nospam.invalid> wrote:
>> You must get something out of it.
>
> Every time someone replies to him, he gets a tiny little chubby for a
> couple of seconds.
>
>

And that's the only thing that can make it happen, I'm sure...

Lewis wrote:
>
> In message <hZsYJ.636$fV.440@fx31.iad> Hank Rogers <hank@nospam.invalid> wrote:
> > You must get something out of it.
>
> Every time someone replies to him, he gets a tiny little chubby for a
> couple of seconds.

LOL