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A Comedic Newsflash

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by: DV - Sun, 14 Nov 2021 23:32 UTC

NEWS FLASH:

Scholars have determined that a secret signed document that is an article of legislation raising the minimum wage to $15.00 / hour that was quietly passed by Congress and signed by evil former President Donald Trump while all US lawmakers were drunk in 2018 and that was later stolen from the archives before it could become law has been hidden in former DOD contractor Philip J. White's spleen. If you have the courage to do what's necessary, here is your mission: Kill Philip White and recover the document from his spleen.

Now that's what I call explanatory value.

(Also, uh, warning: I am kidding. This does NOT actually constitute consent to try to kill me. Ohhh...was someone predicting this post but not the parenthetical addendum?...ohhhhh!...that must be the source confusion...okay! I'm ready to stop!!)

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by: DV - Sun, 14 Nov 2021 23:34 UTC

On Sunday, November 14, 2021 at 6:32:26 PM UTC-5, DV wrote:
> NEWS FLASH:
>
> Scholars have determined that a secret signed document that is an article of legislation raising the minimum wage to $15.00 / hour that was quietly passed by Congress and signed by evil former President Donald Trump while all US lawmakers were drunk in 2018 and that was later stolen from the archives before it could become law has been hidden in former DOD contractor Philip J. White's spleen. If you have the courage to do what's necessary, here is your mission: Kill Philip White and recover the document from his spleen.
>
> Now that's what I call explanatory value.
>
> (Also, uh, warning: I am kidding. This does NOT actually constitute consent to try to kill me. Ohhh...was someone predicting this post but not the parenthetical addendum?...ohhhhh!...that must be the source of confusion...okay! I'm ready to stop!!)

("Boss says it all makes sense now, he's free to go!")

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A Comedic Newsflash	DV
A Comedic Newsflash	DV