"Dear The Philipian,

Heyyy, Baby Philip, it's us again, the DOD. So...whhhoops, It turns out, we made a big clerical error. Actually, you are not the evil person we said you were, and in reality, we owe you a big apology for torturing and isolating you and ruining your life for 12 years.

Don't take this the wrong way, but you're actually a verrrrry respectable, even, shall we say, handsome and flirtation-worthy, young man, after all. You don't need to apply to any of our...open positions...again, though; we'll be fine without you now after all.

Stay young, and let us know if you need anything. In our way, we will always respect your service to us. Great work!

And with that, I bid you...farewell!!

Regards,
The Department of Defense

On Thursday, April 13, 2023 at 11:44:19 PM UTC-4, Philip White wrote:
> "Dear The Philipian,
>
> Heyyy, Baby Philip, it's us again, the DOD. So...whhhoops, It turns out, we made a big clerical error. Actually, you are not the evil person we said you were, and in reality, we owe you a big apology for torturing and isolating you and ruining your life for 12 years.
>
> Don't take this the wrong way, but you're actually a verrrrry respectable, even, shall we say, handsome and flirtation-worthy, young man, after all. You don't need to apply to any of our...open positions...again, though; we'll be fine without you now after all.
>
> Stay young, and let us know if you need anything. In our way, we will always respect your service to us. Great work!
>
> And with that, I bid you...farewell!!
>
> Regards,
> The Department of Defense

Let me map out a starting point for another way to apologize for the DOD, since it seems they've become speechless with awe at my genius, grace under torture while innocent, and general excellent ways:

P! P! P! P!

P, we are so very sorry, it is us the DOD, what were we thinking what'd we mean, when said your record was unclean
The NCIS was fully wrong, you had a clearance all along, first TS at Dahl-gron, then at Meade, check out our awesome song
All we ever did was lie, when our people die we cry, and then we ask why, why did we lie?
Lying was what we had in mind, your career fell to landmines, we have no spines, we were bad cops and lost our minds...

Minds, minds, minds, minds...
Breaking the Constitution to hunt people we dislike is why we got a fine...
Even if you did a crime
We would be in time
Thrown out and asked to rhyme
Just as you've been asked to rhyme
We really should said we didn't mind
You have a different mind
You did it right every single time
You quit when it was a fraud
We saw your work we didn't laud
What we got was Flanders, Maude
Reverend Lovejoy's Wife
In our back there's still a knife
We're feeling pain and strife
We hurt you more than Jesus Christ
Every word was just a lie
NCIS complaint's a fake
You didn't even make
Another journey back to take
A trip onto our Navy base
You should have shot us all with mace
Then bullets to our faces
We are all disgraces
You have been so very patient
Now we're losing everything...so...sad...for...uuuuuuus.

THE END.

(It's to the tune of the Justice remix of D.A.N.C.E. by Justice, I think I have now covered every lie in my PARR from the NSA, but they said they weren't including some things, including from the CIA. If they have any more allegations about me, they are lies. I'm quite familiar with my own conduct and I have not lost my memory of anything except the car accident in Nov 2007. No crimes, no awful misdeeds, no serious bad behavior, by me, ever, period. Any contrary claim is based on pure fabrication.)

On Thursday, April 13, 2023 at 11:53:30 PM UTC-4, Philip White wrote:
> On Thursday, April 13, 2023 at 11:44:19 PM UTC-4, Philip White wrote:
> > "Dear The Philipian,
> >
> > Heyyy, Baby Philip, it's us again, the DOD. So...whhhoops, It turns out, we made a big clerical error. Actually, you are not the evil person we said you were, and in reality, we owe you a big apology for torturing and isolating you and ruining your life for 12 years.
> >
> > Don't take this the wrong way, but you're actually a verrrrry respectable, even, shall we say, handsome and flirtation-worthy, young man, after all. You don't need to apply to any of our...open positions...again, though; we'll be fine without you now after all.
> >
> > Stay young, and let us know if you need anything. In our way, we will always respect your service to us. Great work!
> >
> > And with that, I bid you...farewell!!
> >
> > Regards,
> > The Department of Defense
> Let me map out a starting point for another way to apologize for the DOD, since it seems they've become speechless with awe at my genius, grace under torture while innocent, and general excellent ways:
>
>
> P! P! P! P!
>
> P, we are so very sorry, it is us the DOD, what were we thinking what'd we mean, when said your record was unclean
> The NCIS was fully wrong, you had a clearance all along, first TS at Dahl-gron, then at Meade, check out our awesome song
> All we ever did was lie, when our people die we cry, and then we ask why, why did we lie?
> Lying was what we had in mind, your career fell to landmines, we have no spines, we were bad cops and lost our minds...
>
> Minds, minds, minds, minds...
> Breaking the Constitution to hunt people we dislike is why we got a fine....
> Even if you did a crime
> We would be in time
> Thrown out and asked to rhyme
> Just as you've been asked to rhyme
> We really should said we didn't mind
> You have a different mind
> You did it right every single time
> You quit when it was a fraud
> We saw your work we didn't laud
> What we got was Flanders, Maude
> Reverend Lovejoy's Wife
> In our back there's still a knife
> We're feeling pain and strife
> We hurt you more than Jesus Christ
> Every word was just a lie
> NCIS complaint's a fake
> You didn't even make
> Another journey back to take
> A trip onto our Navy base
> You should have shot us all with mace
> Then bullets to our faces
> We are all disgraces
> You have been so very patient
> Now we're losing everything...so...sad...for...uuuuuuus.
>
> THE END.
>
> (It's to the tune of the Justice remix of D.A.N.C.E. by Justice, I think I have now covered every lie in my PARR from the NSA, but they said they weren't including some things, including from the CIA. If they have any more allegations about me, they are lies. I'm quite familiar with my own conduct and I have not lost my memory of anything except the car accident in Nov 2007. No crimes, no awful misdeeds, no serious bad behavior, by me, ever, period. Any contrary claim is based on pure fabrication.)

It is possible that Delia was defensible, and her idea was, "Since you did not actually see a helpful investigative lawyer who would help you since Richard Toikka and Andrew Shores were clearly bad guys, I will do the investigation, and although it will be hurtful for a long time for you to still be with the satellite, I can accurately claim that I am a 'concerned parent who is related to you, a child in a sense, and I have a child at another school, and I want to watch and see what on earth is going on and being done at your school,' and the idea is, now that she has done that role, everyone else, especially people 'in my class at my school,' i.e., all relatives in my immediate family, all college peers, all former colleagues not facing serious threats, and all former educators and doctors, ought to come forward and, being at my same school, make sure to see to it that Philip White is immediately told about how to stop the satellite chokings."

I think Delia's idea was, if I don't tell him, and play the role in the ecosystem as "concerned neighbor, and spectator/investigator," then someone else who knows my cousin better, if anything is going right, will surely tell him right away.

Basically, I found out from the guy at the Barnes & Noble, and I don't know if he knew my name when he said, "Gere's a free bookmark, too," at the end of the transaction.

I think that means Sherine Sawyer, Jane Leyland, and Delia might be OK. I think Theresa is culpable, because she is not "playing the role of concerned sort-of-local, sort-of-distant spectator citizen who is watching and learning about how people around here really behave."

On Friday, April 14, 2023 at 12:21:27 AM UTC-4, Philip White wrote:
> On Thursday, April 13, 2023 at 11:53:30 PM UTC-4, Philip White wrote:
> > On Thursday, April 13, 2023 at 11:44:19 PM UTC-4, Philip White wrote:
> > > "Dear The Philipian,
> > >
> > > Heyyy, Baby Philip, it's us again, the DOD. So...whhhoops, It turns out, we made a big clerical error. Actually, you are not the evil person we said you were, and in reality, we owe you a big apology for torturing and isolating you and ruining your life for 12 years.
> > >
> > > Don't take this the wrong way, but you're actually a verrrrry respectable, even, shall we say, handsome and flirtation-worthy, young man, after all. You don't need to apply to any of our...open positions...again, though; we'll be fine without you now after all.
> > >
> > > Stay young, and let us know if you need anything. In our way, we will always respect your service to us. Great work!
> > >
> > > And with that, I bid you...farewell!!
> > >
> > > Regards,
> > > The Department of Defense
> > Let me map out a starting point for another way to apologize for the DOD, since it seems they've become speechless with awe at my genius, grace under torture while innocent, and general excellent ways:
> >
> >
> > P! P! P! P!
> >
> > P, we are so very sorry, it is us the DOD, what were we thinking what'd we mean, when said your record was unclean
> > The NCIS was fully wrong, you had a clearance all along, first TS at Dahl-gron, then at Meade, check out our awesome song
> > All we ever did was lie, when our people die we cry, and then we ask why, why did we lie?
> > Lying was what we had in mind, your career fell to landmines, we have no spines, we were bad cops and lost our minds...
> >
> > Minds, minds, minds, minds...
> > Breaking the Constitution to hunt people we dislike is why we got a fine...
> > Even if you did a crime
> > We would be in time
> > Thrown out and asked to rhyme
> > Just as you've been asked to rhyme
> > We really should said we didn't mind
> > You have a different mind
> > You did it right every single time
> > You quit when it was a fraud
> > We saw your work we didn't laud
> > What we got was Flanders, Maude
> > Reverend Lovejoy's Wife
> > In our back there's still a knife
> > We're feeling pain and strife
> > We hurt you more than Jesus Christ
> > Every word was just a lie
> > NCIS complaint's a fake
> > You didn't even make
> > Another journey back to take
> > A trip onto our Navy base
> > You should have shot us all with mace
> > Then bullets to our faces
> > We are all disgraces
> > You have been so very patient
> > Now we're losing everything...so...sad...for...uuuuuuus.
> >
> > THE END.
> >
> > (It's to the tune of the Justice remix of D.A.N.C.E. by Justice, I think I have now covered every lie in my PARR from the NSA, but they said they weren't including some things, including from the CIA. If they have any more allegations about me, they are lies. I'm quite familiar with my own conduct and I have not lost my memory of anything except the car accident in Nov 2007. No crimes, no awful misdeeds, no serious bad behavior, by me, ever, period. Any contrary claim is based on pure fabrication.)
> It is possible that Delia was defensible, and her idea was, "Since you did not actually see a helpful investigative lawyer who would help you since Richard Toikka and Andrew Shores were clearly bad guys, I will do the investigation, and although it will be hurtful for a long time for you to still be with the satellite, I can accurately claim that I am a 'concerned parent who is related to you, a child in a sense, and I have a child at another school, and I want to watch and see what on earth is going on and being done at your school,' and the idea is, now that she has done that role, everyone else, especially people 'in my class at my school,' i.e., all relatives in my immediate family, all college peers, all former colleagues not facing serious threats, and all former educators and doctors, ought to come forward and, being at my same school, make sure to see to it that Philip White is immediately told about how to stop the satellite chokings."
>
> I think Delia's idea was, if I don't tell him, and play the role in the ecosystem as "concerned neighbor, and spectator/investigator," then someone else who knows my cousin better, if anything is going right, will surely tell him right away.
>
> Basically, I found out from the guy at the Barnes & Noble, and I don't know if he knew my name when he said, "Gere's a free bookmark, too," at the end of the transaction.
>
> I think that means Sherine Sawyer, Jane Leyland, and Delia might be OK. I think Theresa is culpable, because she is not "playing the role of concerned sort-of-local, sort-of-distant spectator citizen who is watching and learning about how people around here really behave."

Probably, yeah, the way I'm being treated now is related to how and why former White Oaks teacher Mr. Moss quit while I was in elementary school. I think he fore-knew the plot against me, even the metaphor for it, and did an act of protest on my behalf and quit. Great. Mrs. Riles, the GT 6th grade teacher whose class I was in after I skipped 5th grade, also quit in the middle of the year, and it was claimed she had either some issue with a rental property or a nervous breakdown...no one, AFAIK, ever saw her again, and the story might have been untrue, but I think she was protesting on my behalf and defending me too, unlike Kahn/Harrington/Weiner/etc., the teachers who stayed and didn't quit. I'm grateful for being stood up for in the past! That's something at least!