Hank Rogers wrote:

> One wonders why you use ios.

After all these years you _still_ don't know why?

Even as I've said why I use iOS hundreds (maybe thousands) of times already?

OMG. Every statement from these ignorant iKooks proves me right about them.
a. All iKooks have an incredibly low IQ
b. All the iKooks suffer from abnormally low self esteem
c. And not one of them has any education to speak of

It's _why_ they fall for every Apple marketing trick in the book.

Andy Burnelli wrote:
> Hank Rogers wrote:
>
>> One wonders why you use ios.
>
> After all these years you _still_ don't know why?
>
> Even as I've said why I use iOS hundreds (maybe thousands) of times
> already?
>

I haven't been here all these years. But, if you don't want to
reveal why you are forced to use ios, that's OK. I know you're
probably tired of having to explain it thousands of times.

Hank Rogers wrote:

> I haven't been here all these years. But, if you don't want to
> reveal why you are forced to use ios, that's OK. I know you're
> probably tired of having to explain it thousands of times.

I suspect very strongly so you are simply a sock.
Of whom, I'm not quite sure yet, but you are, in the end, just a sock.

I own _plenty_ of iOS devices, one of which I use frequently to check out
the claims by the iKooks and to refute the bullshit Apple marketing lies.

So the fact you don't _know_ this puts you on the same level as all iKooks:
a. Low IQ
b. No Education
c. Low self esteem

Why else would you be so upset to find out facts about Apple that you hate?

On 2022-03-16 1:59 p.m., The Dipshit Troll wrote:
> Hank Rogers wrote:
>
>> I haven't been here all these years. But, if you don't want to reveal
>> why you are forced to use ios, that's OK. I know you're probably tired
>> of having to explain it thousands of times.
>
> I suspect very strongly so you are simply a sock.

Where as we know positively that you are just one of the latest socks
for (self-identified) "The Dipshit Troll" is first saw posting as "Arlen"

Andy Burnelli wrote:
> Hank Rogers wrote:
>
>> I haven't been here all these years. But, if you don't want to
>> reveal why you are forced to use ios, that's OK. I know you're
>> probably tired of having to explain it thousands of times.
>
> I suspect very strongly so you are simply a sock.
> Of whom, I'm not quite sure yet, but you are, in the end, just a sock.
>

Then you must be a jock strap.

On 2022-03-16 2:09 p.m., Hank Rogers wrote:
> The Dipshit Troll wrote:
>> Hank Rogers wrote:
>>
>>> I haven't been here all these years. But, if you don't want to reveal
>>> why you are forced to use ios, that's OK. I know you're probably
>>> tired of having to explain it thousands of times.
>>
>> I suspect very strongly so you are simply a sock.
>> Of whom, I'm not quite sure yet, but you are, in the end, just a sock.
>>
>
> Then you must be a jock strap.
>
>
From now on, he's "The Dipshit Troll" to me.

After all, he did self-identify with that name.

:-)

Hank Rogers wrote:

> Then you must be a jock strap.

Question: Why am I here?
Answer: To prove the iKooks are liars using facts.

The iKooks like you never have any adult response to the facts.
a. Your IQ is too low
b. You lack the education
c. And your lack of self esteem prevents you from comprehending facts

What never fails is the iKooks resort to childish ad hominems whenever the
they have no _adult_ response to the facts.

You asked why I use iOS.
I told you why.

You should know the story that years ago I was an innocent iOS user around
iOS 7 days and I came here for help and the wholly unprepossessing iKooks
led me (and many others) on sadistic wild goose chases that were doomed to
fail.

In my entire life, I have never met people like these sadistic iKooks.

Their self esteem is so low that they feel _desperate_ to fabricate
functionality for iOS that simple doesn't and never existed.

Do you want examples?
Try this for just one:
Hilarious Snit video purportedly detailing iOS showing Wi-Fi over time
<https://youtu.be/7QaABa6DFIo> iKooks can't even see the fatal flaw!

Question: Why am I here?
Answer: To prove the iKooks are liars.

On 2022-03-16 2:17 p.m., The Dipshit Troll wrote:
> Hank Rogers wrote:
>
>> Then you must be a jock strap.
>
> Question: Why am I here?

Because you're The Dipshit Troll!

:-)

Andy Burnelli wrote:
> Hank Rogers wrote:
>
>> Then you must be a jock strap.
>
> Question: Why am I here?
> Answer: To prove the iKooks are liars using facts.
>
> The iKooks like you never have any adult response to the facts.
> a. Your IQ is too low
> b. You lack the education
> c. And your lack of self esteem prevents you from comprehending facts
>

Would it help if I posted a picture of my books?

On 2022-03-16 2:17 p.m., The Dipshit Troll wrote:
>
> Do you want examples?
> Try this for just one:
>
> Hilarious Snit video purportedly detailing iOS showing Wi-Fi over time
> <https://youtu.be/7QaABa6DFIo> iKooks can't even see the fatal flaw!

'How to check Wi-Fi signal strength on an iPhone

Install the AirPort Utility from the App Store.

Open the Settings app and scroll down until you see Airport Utility. Tap
on it, then tap Wi-Fi Scanner to enable this feature.

How to check Wi-Fi signal strength

Now run AirPort Utility and you should see a blue Wi-Fi scan option at
the top-right. Tap Scan and you’ll see all the Wi-Fi networks in range
of your iPhone.

How to check Wi-Fi signal strength

As continuous scan is the default, the values will change over time. You
can adjust the Scan Duration slider so the results only update for the
period you set.

Look at the RSSI value of your own network (which may not be top of the
list) and check the value.'

<https://www.techadvisor.com/how-to/network-wifi/check-wi-fi-signal-strength-3803538/>

So that's built-in.

On 2022-03-16 2:24 p.m., Hank Rogers wrote:
> The Dipshit Troll wrote:
>> Hank Rogers wrote:
>>
>>> Then you must be a jock strap.
>>
>> Question: Why am I here?
>> Answer: To prove the iKooks are liars using facts.
>>
>> The iKooks like you never have any adult response to the facts.
>> a. Your IQ is too low
>> b. You lack the education
>> c. And your lack of self esteem prevents you from comprehending facts
>>
>
> Would it help if I posted a picture of my books?
>
>

Nice one...

;-)

Hank Rogers wrote:

> Would it help if I posted a picture of my books?

I don't think your coloring books will tell us much that we don't already
know about your lack of education.

All you iKooks suffer from the confluence of three traits:
a. Low IQ
b. No education
c. Low self esteem

You need all three to fall for the Apple marketing tricks.
For example, badgolferman and Ant and Steve aren't iKooks.

Of the iKooks who fall hardest, it's Alan Baker, Jolly Roger, & Lewis.
The ones on the top rung are Alan Browne, nospam, and Chris.

What differentiates them from the bottom rung is their IQ is higher.
Yet they lack the education and self esteem that all iKooks lack.

It's why they fall for every Apple marketing trick in the book.
(You must understand the low self esteem is a critical component.)

Simple _adult_ question for you, "Hank" sock:
Q: What is your college degree in (e.g., what was your undergrad major)?

Andy Burnelli wrote:
> Hank Rogers wrote:
>
>> Would it help if I posted a picture of my books?
>
> I don't think your coloring books will tell us much that we don't
> already know about your lack of education.
>
> All you iKooks suffer from the confluence of three traits:
> a. Low IQ
> b. No education
> c. Low self esteem
>
> You need all three to fall for the Apple marketing tricks.
> For example, badgolferman and Ant and Steve aren't iKooks.
>
> Of the iKooks who fall hardest, it's Alan Baker, Jolly Roger, & Lewis.
> The ones on the top rung are Alan Browne, nospam, and Chris.
>
> What differentiates them from the bottom rung is their IQ is higher.
> Yet they lack the education and self esteem that all iKooks lack.
>
> It's why they fall for every Apple marketing trick in the book.
> (You must understand the low self esteem is a critical component.)
>

I can't figure out why an intelligent, educated person would hang
out with and trade insults with a bunch of ikooks.

You must get something out of it.

Alan <nuh-uh@nope.com> wrote
> The Dipshit Troll wrote
>> Hank Rogers wrote

>>> I haven't been here all these years. But, if you don't want to reveal
>>> why you are forced to use ios, that's OK. I know you're probably tired
>>> of having to explain it thousands of times.

>> I suspect very strongly so you are simply a sock.

> Where as we know positively that you are just one of the latest socks
> for (self-identified) "The Dipshit Troll" is first saw posting as "Arlen"

That was very late in its trolling.

In message <hZsYJ.636$fV.440@fx31.iad> Hank Rogers <hank@nospam.invalid> wrote:
> You must get something out of it.

Every time someone replies to him, he gets a tiny little chubby for a
couple of seconds.

--
I WILL NOT ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO FLY Bart chalkboard Ep. 7F03

On 2022-03-16 8:27 p.m., Lewis wrote:
> In message <hZsYJ.636$fV.440@fx31.iad> Hank Rogers <hank@nospam.invalid> wrote:
>> You must get something out of it.
>
> Every time someone replies to him, he gets a tiny little chubby for a
> couple of seconds.
>
>

And that's the only thing that can make it happen, I'm sure...

Lewis wrote:
>
> In message <hZsYJ.636$fV.440@fx31.iad> Hank Rogers <hank@nospam.invalid> wrote:
> > You must get something out of it.
>
> Every time someone replies to him, he gets a tiny little chubby for a
> couple of seconds.

LOL

Lewis wrote:

> Every time someone replies to him, he gets a tiny little chubby for a
> couple of seconds.

The adults (if any) on the child-like Apple newsgroups will note
the iKooks can never respond without _proving_ they own the mind
of a small child.

Hank Rogers wrote:

> I can't figure out why an intelligent, educated person would hang
> out with and trade insults with a bunch of ikooks.

What you don't understand is that Dunning & Kruger studied the lemon juice
bank robber because they were fascinated by how his little mind worked.

They were intelligent, educated people who were studying specimens of
humanity that baffled them in their inexplicably immense ignorance.

BTW, you didn't answer the question of what your undergraduate degree is in.

On 2022-03-16, Alan <nuh-uh@nope.com> wrote:
>
> 'How to check Wi-Fi signal strength on an iPhone
>
> Install the AirPort Utility from the App Store.
>
> Open the Settings app and scroll down until you see Airport Utility. Tap
> on it, then tap Wi-Fi Scanner to enable this feature.
>
> How to check Wi-Fi signal strength
>
> Now run AirPort Utility and you should see a blue Wi-Fi scan option at
> the top-right. Tap Scan and you’ll see all the Wi-Fi networks in range
> of your iPhone.
>
> How to check Wi-Fi signal strength
>
> As continuous scan is the default, the values will change over time. You
> can adjust the Scan Duration slider so the results only update for the
> period you set.
>
> Look at the RSSI value of your own network (which may not be top of the
> list) and check the value.'
>
><https://www.techadvisor.com/how-to/network-wifi/check-wi-fi-signal-strength-3803538/>
>
> So that's built-in.

Works great.

--
E-mail sent to this address may be devoured by my ravenous SPAM filter.
I often ignore posts from Google. Use a real news client instead.

JR

In article <t0vdfu$1jii$1@gioia.aioe.org>, Andy Burnelli wrote:

> > Lewis:
> > Every time someone replies to him, he gets a tiny little chubby
> > for a couple of seconds.
>
> The adults (if any) on the child-like Apple newsgroups will note
> the iKooks can never respond without _proving_ they own the mind
> of a small child.

Oh wow, this was an ironic post.

--
Sandman

In article <t0tk52$1g40$1@gioia.aioe.org>, Andy Burnelli wrote:

> > Hank Rogers:
> > Then you must be a jock strap.
>
> Question: Why am I here?
> Answer: To prove the iKooks are liars using facts.

Cool, when will you start? I'll get the popcorn.

--
Sandman

Sandman wrote:

> I'll get the popcorn

Sandman is Alan Baker proving he owns the mind of a small child.
*The fact remains iOS uses a primitive monolithic release mechanism.*

To update a _single_ line of faulty webkit code, Apple has to update the
_entire_ operating system to _billions_ of users (which they do a lot!).

Notice the adult fact that NOBODY on this planet builds an operating systyem
as primitively monolithic as iOS is.

*Nobody else uses that primitive clusterfuck monolithic release mechanism*.
Just Apple.

Nobody else.

For example, Android is layers which area updated forever.
Yes, I said forever.

Most of Android is updated over the Internet nowadays (not by carriers).

The primitive iOS operating system is monolithic so for every single line of
code they have to fix for bugs that Apple never finds, they have to update
the _entire_ primitive monolithic operating system.

No wonder iOS updates so frequently.
It's filled with bugs.

Apple's QA is so atrocious they ship the same bug multiple times.
Again and again.

Why?
Apple's R&D is the lowest in all of high tech.

Why fix bugs when Apple can just claim in propaganda that iOS is safe.

On 2022-03-17 9:44 a.m., Andy Burnelli wrote:
> Sandman wrote:
>
>> I'll get the popcorn
>
> Sandman is Alan Baker proving he owns the mind of a small child.
> *The fact remains iOS uses a primitive monolithic release mechanism.*
>
> To update a _single_ line of faulty webkit code, Apple has to update the
> _entire_ operating system to _billions_ of users (which they do a lot!).
>
> Notice the adult fact that NOBODY on this planet builds an operating
> systyem
> as primitively monolithic as iOS is.
>
> *Nobody else uses that primitive clusterfuck monolithic release mechanism*.
> Just Apple.
>
> Nobody else.
>
> For example, Android is layers which area updated forever.
> Yes, I said forever.
>
> Most of Android is updated over the Internet nowadays (not by carriers).
>
> The primitive iOS operating system is monolithic so for every single
> line of
> code they have to fix for bugs that Apple never finds, they have to update
> the _entire_ primitive monolithic operating system.
>
> No wonder iOS updates so frequently.
> It's filled with bugs.
>
> Apple's QA is so atrocious they ship the same bug multiple times.
> Again and again.
>
> Why?
> Apple's R&D is the lowest in all of high tech.

No... ...it isn't.

It is more than every other company in the world except for perhaps half
a dozen.

On 2022-03-17 6:58 a.m., Andy Burnelli wrote:
> Hank Rogers wrote:
>
>> I can't figure out why an intelligent, educated person would hang out
>> with and trade insults with a bunch of ikooks.
>
> What you don't understand is that Dunning & Kruger studied the lemon juice
> bank robber because they were fascinated by how his little mind worked.

But of course, you count yourself as immune, right?

>
> They were intelligent, educated people who were studying specimens of
> humanity that baffled them in their inexplicably immense ignorance.
>
> BTW, you didn't answer the question of what your undergraduate degree is
> in.

So, precisely like you, then?