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 by: Mike - Wed, 20 Apr 2022 15:19 UTC

Sailing is a crewed business

Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
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On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> Sailing is a crewed business
>
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it and what I was out to do was to bring up the crewed.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 21 Apr 2022 10:40 UTC

On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311-8ff6-e4b61f1d8054n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > Sailing is a crewed business
> >
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it and what I was out to do
> was to bring up the crewed.

Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed income.

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
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On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > >
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it and what I was out to do
> > was to bring up the crewed.
> Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed income.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Mar

Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to the IRS to pay my taxes.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 22 Apr 2022 09:33 UTC

On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > >
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it and what I was out to
> > > do
> > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed income.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Mar
>
> Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to the IRS to pay my taxes.

I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the crew give you a lyft
there.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > >
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it and what I was out to
> > > > do
> > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed income.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Mar
> >
> > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to the IRS to pay my taxes.
> I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the crew give you a lyft
> there.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and my word was "lift" and I spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the back room and we're going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and then Corll you"

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 by: Mike - Fri, 22 Apr 2022 13:32 UTC

On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990-ad7a-457c132ad8c5n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it and what I was out
> > > > > to
> > > > > do
> > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed income.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Mar
> > >
> > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to the IRS to pay my
> > > taxes.
> > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the crew give you a lyft
> > there.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and my word was "lift" and I
> spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the back room and we're
> going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and then Corll you”
Uber all, you blew it.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 23 Apr 2022 05:28 UTC

On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it and what I was out
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > do
> > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed income.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > >
> > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to the IRS to pay my
> > > > taxes.
> > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the crew give you a lyft
> > > there.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and my word was "lift" and I
> > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the back room and we're
> > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and then Corll you”
> Uber all, you blew it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does Lift and all those other private chauffeur type services so you see the saying now in Germany a lot: "Deutschland Uber Alles"
There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and she's so prolific almost the entire country has had their way with her both male and female so the saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.

then there were the two lesbians who were having a heart-to-heart talk, one of them said "I want to be
Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no , tonight I want to be Frank, you be Alice"

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On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it and what I was out
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed income.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to the IRS to pay my
> > > > > taxes.
> > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the crew give you a
> > > > lyft
> > > > there.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and my word was "lift"
> > > and I
> > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the back room and we're
> > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and then Corll you”
> > Uber all, you blew it.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does Lift and all those other
> private chauffeur type services so you see the saying now in Germany a lot:
> "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and she's so prolific almost
> the entire country has had their way with her both male and female so the
> saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
>
> then there were the two lesbians who were having a heart-to-heart talk, one
> of them said "I want to be
> Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no , tonight I want to be Frank,
> you be Alice”
And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian ardent pair.”

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
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diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<833d6e5a-2ec3-4c10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it and what I was out
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed income.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to the IRS to pay my
> > > > > > taxes.
> > > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the crew give you a
> > > > > lyft
> > > > > there.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and my word was "lift"
> > > > and I
> > > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the back room and we're
> > > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and then Corll you”
> > > Uber all, you blew it.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does Lift and all those other
> > private chauffeur type services so you see the saying now in Germany a lot:
> > "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> > There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and she's so prolific almost
> > the entire country has had their way with her both male and female so the
> > saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
> >
> > then there were the two lesbians who were having a heart-to-heart talk, one
> > of them said "I want to be
> > Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no , tonight I want to be Frank,
> > you be Alice”
> And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian ardent pair.”
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

that's a real Tuffy I had to go to Google and see what Arden pair means and I came up with this:

Pre-insulated pair copper coil is just about the best invention since the air conditioner itself. By eliminating cutting, threading on and sealing of insulation it can reduce your install times by as much as half. Ardent Pair Coil features a special polyethylene outer fi�lm that prevents creasing
and helps to protect the insulation when passing the coil through dif�ficult spaces. What’s more, it provides UV resistance. All this makes Ardent Pair Coil easier to install and ensures ultra long-life performance. Ardent Pair Coil is R410A refrigerant compliant and available in �five size combinations. So when you want the job done fast, get Ardent.

that's hard to make a pun out of so maybe what we could say is two lesbians while their relationship made them an Arden pair they were both refrigeration repair people so they use nothing but ardent pair coils

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 by: Mike - Sun, 24 Apr 2022 07:21 UTC

On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<74cc7ade-643f-40ae-acdb-288530607aa8n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<833d6e5a-2ec3-4c10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it and what I was
> > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed income.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to the IRS to pay my
> > > > > > > taxes.
> > > > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the crew give you a
> > > > > > lyft
> > > > > > there.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and my word was "lift"
> > > > > and I
> > > > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the back room and we're
> > > > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and then Corll you”
> > > > Uber all, you blew it.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does Lift and all those other
> > > private chauffeur type services so you see the saying now in Germany a lot:
> > > "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> > > There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and she's so prolific
> > > almost
> > > the entire country has had their way with her both male and female so the
> > > saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
> > >
> > > then there were the two lesbians who were having a heart-to-heart talk, one
> > > of them said "I want to be
> > > Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no , tonight I want to be
> > > Frank,
> > > you be Alice”
> > And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian ardent pair.”
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> that's a real Tuffy I had to go to Google and see what Arden pair means and I
> came up with this:
>
> Pre-insulated pair copper coil is just about the best invention since the air
> conditioner itself. By eliminating cutting, threading on and sealing of
> insulation it can reduce your install times by as much as half. Ardent Pair
> Coil features a special polyethylene outer fi�lm that prevents creasing
> and helps to protect the insulation when passing the coil through
> dif�ficult spaces. What’s more, it provides UV resistance. All this makes
> Ardent Pair Coil easier to install and ensures ultra long-life performance.
> Ardent Pair Coil is R410A refrigerant compliant and available in �five size
> combinations. So when you want the job done fast, get Ardent.
>
> that's hard to make a pun out of so maybe what we could say is two lesbians
> while their relationship made them an Arden pair they were both refrigeration
> repair people so they use nothing but ardent pair coils

So from them you will never get a straight line???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 24 Apr 2022 14:09 UTC

On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:21:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<74cc7ade-643f-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<833d6e5a-2ec3-4c10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it and what I was
> > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed income.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to the IRS to pay my
> > > > > > > > taxes.
> > > > > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the crew give you a
> > > > > > > lyft
> > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and my word was "lift"
> > > > > > and I
> > > > > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the back room and we're
> > > > > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and then Corll you”
> > > > > Uber all, you blew it.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does Lift and all those other
> > > > private chauffeur type services so you see the saying now in Germany a lot:
> > > > "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> > > > There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and she's so prolific
> > > > almost
> > > > the entire country has had their way with her both male and female so the
> > > > saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
> > > >
> > > > then there were the two lesbians who were having a heart-to-heart talk, one
> > > > of them said "I want to be
> > > > Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no , tonight I want to be
> > > > Frank,
> > > > you be Alice”
> > > And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian ardent pair.”
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > that's a real Tuffy I had to go to Google and see what Arden pair means and I
> > came up with this:
> >
> > Pre-insulated pair copper coil is just about the best invention since the air
> > conditioner itself. By eliminating cutting, threading on and sealing of
> > insulation it can reduce your install times by as much as half. Ardent Pair
> > Coil features a special polyethylene outer fi�lm that prevents creasing
> > and helps to protect the insulation when passing the coil through
> > dif�ficult spaces. What’s more, it provides UV resistance. All this makes
> > Ardent Pair Coil easier to install and ensures ultra long-life performance.
> > Ardent Pair Coil is R410A refrigerant compliant and available in �five size
> > combinations. So when you want the job done fast, get Ardent.
> >
> > that's hard to make a pun out of so maybe what we could say is two lesbians
> > while their relationship made them an Arden pair they were both refrigeration
> > repair people so they use nothing but ardent pair coils
> So from them you will never get a straight line???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

very few people know all the variety of pears there's the pair pair there's the pecan pair there's the double pair there's the pairing pair and there's the Venus pear but when you have pears that really like each other strongly you have the Ardent pear.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 24 Apr 2022 14:48 UTC

On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f9c346d2-b515-4f42-959f-e6d727ab6a00n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:21:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<74cc7ade-643f-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<833d6e5a-2ec3-4c10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it and what I was
> > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed income.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to the IRS to pay my
> > > > > > > > > taxes.
> > > > > > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the crew give you a
> > > > > > > > lyft
> > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and my word was "lift"
> > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the back room and
> > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and then Corll you”
> > > > > > Uber all, you blew it.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does Lift and all those
> > > > > other
> > > > > private chauffeur type services so you see the saying now in Germany a
> > > > > lot:
> > > > > "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> > > > > There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and she's so prolific
> > > > > almost
> > > > > the entire country has had their way with her both male and female so the
> > > > > saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
> > > > >
> > > > > then there were the two lesbians who were having a heart-to-heart talk,
> > > > > one
> > > > > of them said "I want to be
> > > > > Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no , tonight I want to be
> > > > > Frank,
> > > > > you be Alice”
> > > > And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian ardent pair.”
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > that's a real Tuffy I had to go to Google and see what Arden pair means
> > > and I
> > > came up with this:
> > >
> > > Pre-insulated pair copper coil is just about the best invention since the
> > > air
> > > conditioner itself. By eliminating cutting, threading on and sealing of
> > > insulation it can reduce your install times by as much as half. Ardent Pair
> > > Coil features a special polyethylene outer fi�lm that prevents creasing
> > > and helps to protect the insulation when passing the coil through
> > > dif�ficult spaces. What’s more, it provides UV resistance. All this
> > > makes
> > > Ardent Pair Coil easier to install and ensures ultra long-life performance.
> > > Ardent Pair Coil is R410A refrigerant compliant and available in �five
> > > size
> > > combinations. So when you want the job done fast, get Ardent.
> > >
> > > that's hard to make a pun out of so maybe what we could say is two lesbians
> > > while their relationship made them an Arden pair they were both
> > > refrigeration
> > > repair people so they use nothing but ardent pair coils
> > So from them you will never get a straight line???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> very few people know all the variety of pears there's the pair pair there's
> the pecan pair there's the double pair there's the pairing pair and there's
> the Venus pear but when you have pears that really like each other strongly
> you have the Ardent pear.

How about April in Pear-is???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 24 Apr 2022 22:54 UTC

On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:48:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f9c346d2-b515-4f42...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:21:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<74cc7ade-643f-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<833d6e5a-2ec3-4c10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it and what I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed income.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to the IRS to pay my
> > > > > > > > > > taxes.
> > > > > > > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the crew give you a
> > > > > > > > > lyft
> > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and my word was "lift"
> > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the back room and
> > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and then Corll you”
> > > > > > > Uber all, you blew it.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does Lift and all those
> > > > > > other
> > > > > > private chauffeur type services so you see the saying now in Germany a
> > > > > > lot:
> > > > > > "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> > > > > > There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and she's so prolific
> > > > > > almost
> > > > > > the entire country has had their way with her both male and female so the
> > > > > > saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > then there were the two lesbians who were having a heart-to-heart talk,
> > > > > > one
> > > > > > of them said "I want to be
> > > > > > Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no , tonight I want to be
> > > > > > Frank,
> > > > > > you be Alice”
> > > > > And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian ardent pair.”
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > that's a real Tuffy I had to go to Google and see what Arden pair means
> > > > and I
> > > > came up with this:
> > > >
> > > > Pre-insulated pair copper coil is just about the best invention since the
> > > > air
> > > > conditioner itself. By eliminating cutting, threading on and sealing of
> > > > insulation it can reduce your install times by as much as half. Ardent Pair
> > > > Coil features a special polyethylene outer fi�lm that prevents creasing
> > > > and helps to protect the insulation when passing the coil through
> > > > dif�ficult spaces. What’s more, it provides UV resistance. All this
> > > > makes
> > > > Ardent Pair Coil easier to install and ensures ultra long-life performance.
> > > > Ardent Pair Coil is R410A refrigerant compliant and available in �five
> > > > size
> > > > combinations. So when you want the job done fast, get Ardent.
> > > >
> > > > that's hard to make a pun out of so maybe what we could say is two lesbians
> > > > while their relationship made them an Arden pair they were both
> > > > refrigeration
> > > > repair people so they use nothing but ardent pair coils
> > > So from them you will never get a straight line???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > very few people know all the variety of pears there's the pair pair there's
> > the pecan pair there's the double pair there's the pairing pair and there's
> > the Venus pear but when you have pears that really like each other strongly
> > you have the Ardent pear.
> How about April in Pear-is???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<72048271-cfde-4325-ae50-f15300d4eaacn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:48:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f9c346d2-b515-4f42...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:21:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<74cc7ade-643f-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<833d6e5a-2ec3-4c10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it and what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed income.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to the IRS to pay
> > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > taxes.
> > > > > > > > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the crew give
> > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > lyft
> > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and my word was
> > > > > > > > > "lift"
> > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the back room and
> > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and then Corll you”
> > > > > > > > Uber all, you blew it.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does Lift and all those
> > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > private chauffeur type services so you see the saying now in Germany a
> > > > > > > lot:
> > > > > > > "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> > > > > > > There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and she's so prolific
> > > > > > > almost
> > > > > > > the entire country has had their way with her both male and female so
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > then there were the two lesbians who were having a heart-to-heart talk,
> > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > of them said "I want to be
> > > > > > > Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no , tonight I want to be
> > > > > > > Frank,
> > > > > > > you be Alice”
> > > > > > And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian ardent pair.”
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > that's a real Tuffy I had to go to Google and see what Arden pair means
> > > > > and I
> > > > > came up with this:
> > > > >
> > > > > Pre-insulated pair copper coil is just about the best invention since the
> > > > > air
> > > > > conditioner itself. By eliminating cutting, threading on and sealing of
> > > > > insulation it can reduce your install times by as much as half. Ardent
> > > > > Pair
> > > > > Coil features a special polyethylene outer fi�lm that prevents creasing
> > > > > and helps to protect the insulation when passing the coil through
> > > > > dif�ficult spaces. What’s more, it provides UV resistance. All this
> > > > > makes
> > > > > Ardent Pair Coil easier to install and ensures ultra long-life
> > > > > performance.
> > > > > Ardent Pair Coil is R410A refrigerant compliant and available in �five
> > > > > size
> > > > > combinations. So when you want the job done fast, get Ardent.
> > > > >
> > > > > that's hard to make a pun out of so maybe what we could say is two
> > > > > lesbians
> > > > > while their relationship made them an Arden pair they were both
> > > > > refrigeration
> > > > > repair people so they use nothing but ardent pair coils
> > > > So from them you will never get a straight line???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > very few people know all the variety of pears there's the pair pair there's
> > > the pecan pair there's the double pair there's the pairing pair and there's
> > > the Venus pear but when you have pears that really like each other strongly
> > > you have the Ardent pear.
> > How about April in Pear-is???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> in April I took Darlene to a food show where they had various demonstrations
> of kitchen aids and it was by the way in April so what we called the whole
> thing afterwards was April in Puree.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 25 Apr 2022 17:32 UTC

On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<72048271-cfde-4325...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:48:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f9c346d2-b515-4f42...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:21:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<74cc7ade-643f-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<833d6e5a-2ec3-4c10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it and what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed income.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to the IRS to pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > taxes.
> > > > > > > > > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the crew give
> > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > lyft
> > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and my word was
> > > > > > > > > > "lift"
> > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the back room and
> > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and then Corll you”
> > > > > > > > > Uber all, you blew it.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does Lift and all those
> > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > private chauffeur type services so you see the saying now in Germany a
> > > > > > > > lot:
> > > > > > > > "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> > > > > > > > There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and she's so prolific
> > > > > > > > almost
> > > > > > > > the entire country has had their way with her both male and female so
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > then there were the two lesbians who were having a heart-to-heart talk,
> > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > of them said "I want to be
> > > > > > > > Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no , tonight I want to be
> > > > > > > > Frank,
> > > > > > > > you be Alice”
> > > > > > > And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian ardent pair.”
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > that's a real Tuffy I had to go to Google and see what Arden pair means
> > > > > > and I
> > > > > > came up with this:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Pre-insulated pair copper coil is just about the best invention since the
> > > > > > air
> > > > > > conditioner itself. By eliminating cutting, threading on and sealing of
> > > > > > insulation it can reduce your install times by as much as half. Ardent
> > > > > > Pair
> > > > > > Coil features a special polyethylene outer fi�lm that prevents creasing
> > > > > > and helps to protect the insulation when passing the coil through
> > > > > > dif�ficult spaces. What’s more, it provides UV resistance. All this
> > > > > > makes
> > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil easier to install and ensures ultra long-life
> > > > > > performance.
> > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil is R410A refrigerant compliant and available in �five
> > > > > > size
> > > > > > combinations. So when you want the job done fast, get Ardent.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > that's hard to make a pun out of so maybe what we could say is two
> > > > > > lesbians
> > > > > > while their relationship made them an Arden pair they were both
> > > > > > refrigeration
> > > > > > repair people so they use nothing but ardent pair coils
> > > > > So from them you will never get a straight line???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > very few people know all the variety of pears there's the pair pair there's
> > > > the pecan pair there's the double pair there's the pairing pair and there's
> > > > the Venus pear but when you have pears that really like each other strongly
> > > > you have the Ardent pear.
> > > How about April in Pear-is???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > in April I took Darlene to a food show where they had various demonstrations
> > of kitchen aids and it was by the way in April so what we called the whole
> > thing afterwards was April in Puree.
> A demonstration at a food show !!! Those activist must be really hard up for
> something to protest.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 25 Apr 2022 20:08 UTC

On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5a9bc580-6682-41d7-971e-e52545faed87n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<72048271-cfde-4325...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:48:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<f9c346d2-b515-4f42...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:21:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<74cc7ade-643f-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<833d6e5a-2ec3-4c10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it and what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed income.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to the IRS to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > taxes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the crew give
> > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > lyft
> > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and my word was
> > > > > > > > > > > "lift"
> > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the back room and
> > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and then Corll
> > > > > > > > > > > you”
> > > > > > > > > > Uber all, you blew it.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does Lift and all those
> > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > private chauffeur type services so you see the saying now in Germany
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > lot:
> > > > > > > > > "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> > > > > > > > > There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and she's so
> > > > > > > > > prolific
> > > > > > > > > almost
> > > > > > > > > the entire country has had their way with her both male and female so
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > then there were the two lesbians who were having a heart-to-heart
> > > > > > > > > talk,
> > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > of them said "I want to be
> > > > > > > > > Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no , tonight I want to
> > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > Frank,
> > > > > > > > > you be Alice”
> > > > > > > > And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian ardent pair.”
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > that's a real Tuffy I had to go to Google and see what Arden pair means
> > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > came up with this:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Pre-insulated pair copper coil is just about the best invention since
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > conditioner itself. By eliminating cutting, threading on and sealing of
> > > > > > > insulation it can reduce your install times by as much as half. Ardent
> > > > > > > Pair
> > > > > > > Coil features a special polyethylene outer fi�lm that prevents
> > > > > > > creasing
> > > > > > > and helps to protect the insulation when passing the coil through
> > > > > > > dif�ficult spaces. What’s more, it provides UV resistance. All this
> > > > > > > makes
> > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil easier to install and ensures ultra long-life
> > > > > > > performance.
> > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil is R410A refrigerant compliant and available in
> > > > > > > �five
> > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > combinations. So when you want the job done fast, get Ardent.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > that's hard to make a pun out of so maybe what we could say is two
> > > > > > > lesbians
> > > > > > > while their relationship made them an Arden pair they were both
> > > > > > > refrigeration
> > > > > > > repair people so they use nothing but ardent pair coils
> > > > > > So from them you will never get a straight line???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > very few people know all the variety of pears there's the pair pair
> > > > > there's
> > > > > the pecan pair there's the double pair there's the pairing pair and
> > > > > there's
> > > > > the Venus pear but when you have pears that really like each other
> > > > > strongly
> > > > > you have the Ardent pear.
> > > > How about April in Pear-is???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > in April I took Darlene to a food show where they had various
> > > demonstrations
> > > of kitchen aids and it was by the way in April so what we called the whole
> > > thing afterwards was April in Puree.
> > A demonstration at a food show !!! Those activist must be really hard up for
> > something to protest.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes , what they were doing is a demonstration of demonstrations. they'd go to
> a food show and they'd look at all the demonstrations and get those people to
> demonstrate for their demonstration which of course is called a
> meta-demonstration , Free Will Rogers came along and said "I never meta
> demonstration I didn't like.” Too bad the Ukraine invasion did not happen sooner


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 26 Apr 2022 04:33 UTC

On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:08:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5a9bc580-6682-41d7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<72048271-cfde-4325...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:48:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<f9c346d2-b515-4f42...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:21:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<74cc7ade-643f-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<833d6e5a-2ec3-4c10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it and what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed income.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to the IRS to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > taxes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the crew give
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > lyft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and my word was
> > > > > > > > > > > > "lift"
> > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the back room and
> > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and then Corll
> > > > > > > > > > > > you”
> > > > > > > > > > > Uber all, you blew it.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does Lift and all those
> > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > private chauffeur type services so you see the saying now in Germany
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > lot:
> > > > > > > > > > "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> > > > > > > > > > There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and she's so
> > > > > > > > > > prolific
> > > > > > > > > > almost
> > > > > > > > > > the entire country has had their way with her both male and female so
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > then there were the two lesbians who were having a heart-to-heart
> > > > > > > > > > talk,
> > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > of them said "I want to be
> > > > > > > > > > Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no , tonight I want to
> > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > Frank,
> > > > > > > > > > you be Alice”
> > > > > > > > > And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian ardent pair.”
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > that's a real Tuffy I had to go to Google and see what Arden pair means
> > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > came up with this:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Pre-insulated pair copper coil is just about the best invention since
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > conditioner itself. By eliminating cutting, threading on and sealing of
> > > > > > > > insulation it can reduce your install times by as much as half. Ardent
> > > > > > > > Pair
> > > > > > > > Coil features a special polyethylene outer fi�lm that prevents
> > > > > > > > creasing
> > > > > > > > and helps to protect the insulation when passing the coil through
> > > > > > > > dif�ficult spaces. What’s more, it provides UV resistance. All this
> > > > > > > > makes
> > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil easier to install and ensures ultra long-life
> > > > > > > > performance.
> > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil is R410A refrigerant compliant and available in
> > > > > > > > �five
> > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > combinations. So when you want the job done fast, get Ardent.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > that's hard to make a pun out of so maybe what we could say is two
> > > > > > > > lesbians
> > > > > > > > while their relationship made them an Arden pair they were both
> > > > > > > > refrigeration
> > > > > > > > repair people so they use nothing but ardent pair coils
> > > > > > > So from them you will never get a straight line???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > very few people know all the variety of pears there's the pair pair
> > > > > > there's
> > > > > > the pecan pair there's the double pair there's the pairing pair and
> > > > > > there's
> > > > > > the Venus pear but when you have pears that really like each other
> > > > > > strongly
> > > > > > you have the Ardent pear.
> > > > > How about April in Pear-is???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > in April I took Darlene to a food show where they had various
> > > > demonstrations
> > > > of kitchen aids and it was by the way in April so what we called the whole
> > > > thing afterwards was April in Puree.
> > > A demonstration at a food show !!! Those activist must be really hard up for
> > > something to protest.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes , what they were doing is a demonstration of demonstrations. they'd go to
> > a food show and they'd look at all the demonstrations and get those people to
> > demonstrate for their demonstration which of course is called a
> > meta-demonstration , Free Will Rogers came along and said "I never meta
> > demonstration I didn't like.” Too bad the Ukraine invasion did not happen sooner
>
> So that the activists would picket and not some innocuous activity.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8341480e-85dc-40e0-9833-e88cf61c988dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:08:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5a9bc580-6682-41d7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<72048271-cfde-4325...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:48:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<f9c346d2-b515-4f42...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:21:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<74cc7ade-643f-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<833d6e5a-2ec3-4c10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed income.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to the IRS to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taxes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the crew give
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lyft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and my word was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "lift"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the back room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and then Corll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > Uber all, you blew it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does Lift and all
> > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > private chauffeur type services so you see the saying now in
> > > > > > > > > > > Germany
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > lot:
> > > > > > > > > > > "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> > > > > > > > > > > There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and she's so
> > > > > > > > > > > prolific
> > > > > > > > > > > almost
> > > > > > > > > > > the entire country has had their way with her both male and female
> > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > then there were the two lesbians who were having a heart-to-heart
> > > > > > > > > > > talk,
> > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > of them said "I want to be
> > > > > > > > > > > Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no , tonight I want to
> > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > Frank,
> > > > > > > > > > > you be Alice”
> > > > > > > > > > And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian ardent pair.”
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > that's a real Tuffy I had to go to Google and see what Arden pair
> > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > came up with this:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Pre-insulated pair copper coil is just about the best invention since
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > conditioner itself. By eliminating cutting, threading on and sealing
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > insulation it can reduce your install times by as much as half.
> > > > > > > > > Ardent
> > > > > > > > > Pair
> > > > > > > > > Coil features a special polyethylene outer fi�lm that prevents
> > > > > > > > > creasing
> > > > > > > > > and helps to protect the insulation when passing the coil through
> > > > > > > > > dif�ficult spaces. What’s more, it provides UV resistance. All
> > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > makes
> > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil easier to install and ensures ultra long-life
> > > > > > > > > performance.
> > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil is R410A refrigerant compliant and available in
> > > > > > > > > �five
> > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > combinations. So when you want the job done fast, get Ardent.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > that's hard to make a pun out of so maybe what we could say is two
> > > > > > > > > lesbians
> > > > > > > > > while their relationship made them an Arden pair they were both
> > > > > > > > > refrigeration
> > > > > > > > > repair people so they use nothing but ardent pair coils
> > > > > > > > So from them you will never get a straight line???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > very few people know all the variety of pears there's the pair pair
> > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > the pecan pair there's the double pair there's the pairing pair and
> > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > the Venus pear but when you have pears that really like each other
> > > > > > > strongly
> > > > > > > you have the Ardent pear.
> > > > > > How about April in Pear-is???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > in April I took Darlene to a food show where they had various
> > > > > demonstrations
> > > > > of kitchen aids and it was by the way in April so what we called the
> > > > > whole
> > > > > thing afterwards was April in Puree.
> > > > A demonstration at a food show !!! Those activist must be really hard up
> > > > for
> > > > something to protest.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes , what they were doing is a demonstration of demonstrations. they'd go
> > > to
> > > a food show and they'd look at all the demonstrations and get those people
> > > to
> > > demonstrate for their demonstration which of course is called a
> > > meta-demonstration , Free Will Rogers came along and said "I never meta
> > > demonstration I didn't like.” Too bad the Ukraine invasion did not
> > > happen sooner
> >
> > So that the activists would picket and not some innocuous activity.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yeah ,you're right , just like it's too bad we haven't had a full-blown World
> War III so our soldiers could get some real fighting in before they're
> vaporized.


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On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:18:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8341480e-85dc-40e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:08:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5a9bc580-6682-41d7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<72048271-cfde-4325...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:48:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<f9c346d2-b515-4f42...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:21:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<74cc7ade-643f-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<833d6e5a-2ec3-4c10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed income.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to the IRS to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taxes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the crew give
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lyft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and my word was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "lift"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the back room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and then Corll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber all, you blew it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does Lift and all
> > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > private chauffeur type services so you see the saying now in
> > > > > > > > > > > > Germany
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > lot:
> > > > > > > > > > > > "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> > > > > > > > > > > > There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and she's so
> > > > > > > > > > > > prolific
> > > > > > > > > > > > almost
> > > > > > > > > > > > the entire country has had their way with her both male and female
> > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > then there were the two lesbians who were having a heart-to-heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > talk,
> > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > of them said "I want to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no , tonight I want to
> > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > Frank,
> > > > > > > > > > > > you be Alice”
> > > > > > > > > > > And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian ardent pair.”
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > that's a real Tuffy I had to go to Google and see what Arden pair
> > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > came up with this:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Pre-insulated pair copper coil is just about the best invention since
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > > conditioner itself. By eliminating cutting, threading on and sealing
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > insulation it can reduce your install times by as much as half.
> > > > > > > > > > Ardent
> > > > > > > > > > Pair
> > > > > > > > > > Coil features a special polyethylene outer fi�lm that prevents
> > > > > > > > > > creasing
> > > > > > > > > > and helps to protect the insulation when passing the coil through
> > > > > > > > > > dif�ficult spaces. What’s more, it provides UV resistance. All
> > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > makes
> > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil easier to install and ensures ultra long-life
> > > > > > > > > > performance.
> > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil is R410A refrigerant compliant and available in
> > > > > > > > > > �five
> > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > combinations. So when you want the job done fast, get Ardent.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > that's hard to make a pun out of so maybe what we could say is two
> > > > > > > > > > lesbians
> > > > > > > > > > while their relationship made them an Arden pair they were both
> > > > > > > > > > refrigeration
> > > > > > > > > > repair people so they use nothing but ardent pair coils
> > > > > > > > > So from them you will never get a straight line???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > very few people know all the variety of pears there's the pair pair
> > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > the pecan pair there's the double pair there's the pairing pair and
> > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > the Venus pear but when you have pears that really like each other
> > > > > > > > strongly
> > > > > > > > you have the Ardent pear.
> > > > > > > How about April in Pear-is???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > in April I took Darlene to a food show where they had various
> > > > > > demonstrations
> > > > > > of kitchen aids and it was by the way in April so what we called the
> > > > > > whole
> > > > > > thing afterwards was April in Puree.
> > > > > A demonstration at a food show !!! Those activist must be really hard up
> > > > > for
> > > > > something to protest.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes , what they were doing is a demonstration of demonstrations. they'd go
> > > > to
> > > > a food show and they'd look at all the demonstrations and get those people
> > > > to
> > > > demonstrate for their demonstration which of course is called a
> > > > meta-demonstration , Free Will Rogers came along and said "I never meta
> > > > demonstration I didn't like.” Too bad the Ukraine invasion did not
> > > > happen sooner
> > >
> > > So that the activists would picket and not some innocuous activity.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yeah ,you're right , just like it's too bad we haven't had a full-blown World
> > War III so our soldiers could get some real fighting in before they're
> > vaporized.
> But all a war does is distract each of the services from their real enemy ---
> each other over funding.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 26 Apr 2022 19:00 UTC

On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<292cca66-384c-4a51-bd49-2b01e6bb59a9n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:18:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<8341480e-85dc-40e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:08:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5a9bc580-6682-41d7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<72048271-cfde-4325...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:48:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<f9c346d2-b515-4f42...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:21:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cc7ade-643f-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<833d6e5a-2ec3-4c10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed income.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to the IRS
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taxes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the crew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lyft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and my word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "lift"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the back room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and then Corll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber all, you blew it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does Lift and all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > private chauffeur type services so you see the saying now in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Germany
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > lot:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and she's so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > prolific
> > > > > > > > > > > > > almost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the entire country has had their way with her both male and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > then there were the two lesbians who were having a heart-to-heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > talk,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of them said "I want to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no , tonight I want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you be Alice”
> > > > > > > > > > > > And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian ardent pair.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > that's a real Tuffy I had to go to Google and see what Arden pair
> > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > came up with this:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Pre-insulated pair copper coil is just about the best invention
> > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > > > conditioner itself. By eliminating cutting, threading on and
> > > > > > > > > > > sealing
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > insulation it can reduce your install times by as much as half.
> > > > > > > > > > > Ardent
> > > > > > > > > > > Pair
> > > > > > > > > > > Coil features a special polyethylene outer fi�lm that prevents
> > > > > > > > > > > creasing
> > > > > > > > > > > and helps to protect the insulation when passing the coil through
> > > > > > > > > > > dif�ficult spaces. What’s more, it provides UV resistance. All
> > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > makes
> > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil easier to install and ensures ultra long-life
> > > > > > > > > > > performance.
> > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil is R410A refrigerant compliant and available in
> > > > > > > > > > > �five
> > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > combinations. So when you want the job done fast, get Ardent.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > that's hard to make a pun out of so maybe what we could say is two
> > > > > > > > > > > lesbians
> > > > > > > > > > > while their relationship made them an Arden pair they were both
> > > > > > > > > > > refrigeration
> > > > > > > > > > > repair people so they use nothing but ardent pair coils
> > > > > > > > > > So from them you will never get a straight line???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > very few people know all the variety of pears there's the pair pair
> > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > the pecan pair there's the double pair there's the pairing pair and
> > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > the Venus pear but when you have pears that really like each other
> > > > > > > > > strongly
> > > > > > > > > you have the Ardent pear.
> > > > > > > > How about April in Pear-is???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > in April I took Darlene to a food show where they had various
> > > > > > > demonstrations
> > > > > > > of kitchen aids and it was by the way in April so what we called the
> > > > > > > whole
> > > > > > > thing afterwards was April in Puree.
> > > > > > A demonstration at a food show !!! Those activist must be really hard up
> > > > > > for
> > > > > > something to protest.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes , what they were doing is a demonstration of demonstrations. they'd
> > > > > go
> > > > > to
> > > > > a food show and they'd look at all the demonstrations and get those
> > > > > people
> > > > > to
> > > > > demonstrate for their demonstration which of course is called a
> > > > > meta-demonstration , Free Will Rogers came along and said "I never meta
> > > > > demonstration I didn't like.” Too bad the Ukraine invasion did not
> > > > > happen sooner
> > > >
> > > > So that the activists would picket and not some innocuous activity.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yeah ,you're right , just like it's too bad we haven't had a full-blown
> > > World
> > > War III so our soldiers could get some real fighting in before they're
> > > vaporized.
> > But all a war does is distract each of the services from their real enemy
> > ---
> > each other over funding.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> The very best place to practice wargames is the Bay of Funding.


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On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:01:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<292cca66-384c-4a51...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:18:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<8341480e-85dc-40e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:08:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5a9bc580-6682-41d7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<72048271-cfde-4325...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:48:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<f9c346d2-b515-4f42...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:21:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cc7ade-643f-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<833d6e5a-2ec3-4c10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed income.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to the IRS
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taxes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the crew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lyft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and my word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "lift"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the back room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and then Corll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber all, you blew it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does Lift and all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > private chauffeur type services so you see the saying now in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Germany
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and she's so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > prolific
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > almost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the entire country has had their way with her both male and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then there were the two lesbians who were having a heart-to-heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of them said "I want to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no , tonight I want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you be Alice”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian ardent pair.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > that's a real Tuffy I had to go to Google and see what Arden pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > came up with this:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Pre-insulated pair copper coil is just about the best invention
> > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > > > > conditioner itself. By eliminating cutting, threading on and
> > > > > > > > > > > > sealing
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > insulation it can reduce your install times by as much as half.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent
> > > > > > > > > > > > Pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > Coil features a special polyethylene outer fi�lm that prevents
> > > > > > > > > > > > creasing
> > > > > > > > > > > > and helps to protect the insulation when passing the coil through
> > > > > > > > > > > > dif�ficult spaces. What’s more, it provides UV resistance. All
> > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > makes
> > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil easier to install and ensures ultra long-life
> > > > > > > > > > > > performance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil is R410A refrigerant compliant and available in
> > > > > > > > > > > > �five
> > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > combinations. So when you want the job done fast, get Ardent.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > that's hard to make a pun out of so maybe what we could say is two
> > > > > > > > > > > > lesbians
> > > > > > > > > > > > while their relationship made them an Arden pair they were both
> > > > > > > > > > > > refrigeration
> > > > > > > > > > > > repair people so they use nothing but ardent pair coils
> > > > > > > > > > > So from them you will never get a straight line???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > very few people know all the variety of pears there's the pair pair
> > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > the pecan pair there's the double pair there's the pairing pair and
> > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > the Venus pear but when you have pears that really like each other
> > > > > > > > > > strongly
> > > > > > > > > > you have the Ardent pear.
> > > > > > > > > How about April in Pear-is???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > in April I took Darlene to a food show where they had various
> > > > > > > > demonstrations
> > > > > > > > of kitchen aids and it was by the way in April so what we called the
> > > > > > > > whole
> > > > > > > > thing afterwards was April in Puree.
> > > > > > > A demonstration at a food show !!! Those activist must be really hard up
> > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > something to protest.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes , what they were doing is a demonstration of demonstrations.. they'd
> > > > > > go
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > a food show and they'd look at all the demonstrations and get those
> > > > > > people
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > demonstrate for their demonstration which of course is called a
> > > > > > meta-demonstration , Free Will Rogers came along and said "I never meta
> > > > > > demonstration I didn't like.” Too bad the Ukraine invasion did not
> > > > > > happen sooner
> > > > >
> > > > > So that the activists would picket and not some innocuous activity.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yeah ,you're right , just like it's too bad we haven't had a full-blown
> > > > World
> > > > War III so our soldiers could get some real fighting in before they're
> > > > vaporized.
> > > But all a war does is distract each of the services from their real enemy
> > > ---
> > > each other over funding.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > The very best place to practice wargames is the Bay of Funding.
> Its all fund and games till someone gets hurt.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3e3117ee-df49-4748-9a5a-af9a3a2df78cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:01:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<292cca66-384c-4a51...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:18:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<8341480e-85dc-40e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:08:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5a9bc580-6682-41d7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<72048271-cfde-4325...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:48:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<f9c346d2-b515-4f42...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:21:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cc7ade-643f-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<833d6e5a-2ec3-4c10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed income.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to the IRS
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taxes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the crew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lyft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and my word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "lift"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Corll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber all, you blew it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does Lift and all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > private chauffeur type services so you see the saying now in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Germany
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and she's so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prolific
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > almost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the entire country has had their way with her both male and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then there were the two lesbians who were having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heart-to-heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of them said "I want to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no , tonight I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you be Alice”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian ardent pair.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that's a real Tuffy I had to go to Google and see what Arden pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > came up with this:
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Pre-insulated pair copper coil is just about the best invention
> > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > conditioner itself. By eliminating cutting, threading on and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sealing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > insulation it can reduce your install times by as much as half.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Coil features a special polyethylene outer fi�lm that prevents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > creasing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and helps to protect the insulation when passing the coil through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > dif�ficult spaces. What’s more, it provides UV resistance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > All
> > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > makes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil easier to install and ensures ultra long-life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > performance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil is R410A refrigerant compliant and available in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > �five
> > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > combinations. So when you want the job done fast, get Ardent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that's hard to make a pun out of so maybe what we could say is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > lesbians
> > > > > > > > > > > > > while their relationship made them an Arden pair they were both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > refrigeration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > repair people so they use nothing but ardent pair coils
> > > > > > > > > > > > So from them you will never get a straight line???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > very few people know all the variety of pears there's the pair pair
> > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > the pecan pair there's the double pair there's the pairing pair and
> > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > the Venus pear but when you have pears that really like each other
> > > > > > > > > > > strongly
> > > > > > > > > > > you have the Ardent pear.
> > > > > > > > > > How about April in Pear-is???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > in April I took Darlene to a food show where they had various
> > > > > > > > > demonstrations
> > > > > > > > > of kitchen aids and it was by the way in April so what we called the
> > > > > > > > > whole
> > > > > > > > > thing afterwards was April in Puree.
> > > > > > > > A demonstration at a food show !!! Those activist must be really hard
> > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > something to protest.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes , what they were doing is a demonstration of demonstrations. they'd
> > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > a food show and they'd look at all the demonstrations and get those
> > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > demonstrate for their demonstration which of course is called a
> > > > > > > meta-demonstration , Free Will Rogers came along and said "I never meta
> > > > > > > demonstration I didn't like.” Too bad the Ukraine invasion did not
> > > > > > > happen sooner
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So that the activists would picket and not some innocuous activity.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yeah ,you're right , just like it's too bad we haven't had a full-blown
> > > > > World
> > > > > War III so our soldiers could get some real fighting in before they're
> > > > > vaporized.
> > > > But all a war does is distract each of the services from their real enemy
> > > > ---
> > > > each other over funding.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > The very best place to practice wargames is the Bay of Funding.
> > Its all fund and games till someone gets hurt.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> That's like the fellow that retained the services of a prostitute who was
> into S&M so he had to fund her and play games but then he got hurt.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 27 Apr 2022 11:49 UTC

On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:45:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3e3117ee-df49-4748...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:01:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<292cca66-384c-4a51...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:18:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<8341480e-85dc-40e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:08:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5a9bc580-6682-41d7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<72048271-cfde-4325...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:48:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f9c346d2-b515-4f42...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:21:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cc7ade-643f-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<833d6e5a-2ec3-4c10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed income.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to the IRS
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taxes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the crew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lyft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and my word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "lift"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Corll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber all, you blew it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does Lift and all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > private chauffeur type services so you see the saying now in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Germany
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and she's so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prolific
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > almost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the entire country has had their way with her both male and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then there were the two lesbians who were having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heart-to-heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of them said "I want to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no , tonight I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you be Alice”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian ardent pair.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's a real Tuffy I had to go to Google and see what Arden pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > came up with this:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pre-insulated pair copper coil is just about the best invention
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > conditioner itself. By eliminating cutting, threading on and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sealing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > insulation it can reduce your install times by as much as half.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Coil features a special polyethylene outer fi�lm that prevents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > creasing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and helps to protect the insulation when passing the coil through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dif�ficult spaces. What’s more, it provides UV resistance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > All
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > makes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil easier to install and ensures ultra long-life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > performance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil is R410A refrigerant compliant and available in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > �five
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > combinations. So when you want the job done fast, get Ardent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's hard to make a pun out of so maybe what we could say is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lesbians
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > while their relationship made them an Arden pair they were both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > refrigeration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > repair people so they use nothing but ardent pair coils
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So from them you will never get a straight line???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > very few people know all the variety of pears there's the pair pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > the pecan pair there's the double pair there's the pairing pair and
> > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > the Venus pear but when you have pears that really like each other
> > > > > > > > > > > > strongly
> > > > > > > > > > > > you have the Ardent pear.
> > > > > > > > > > > How about April in Pear-is???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > in April I took Darlene to a food show where they had various
> > > > > > > > > > demonstrations
> > > > > > > > > > of kitchen aids and it was by the way in April so what we called the
> > > > > > > > > > whole
> > > > > > > > > > thing afterwards was April in Puree.
> > > > > > > > > A demonstration at a food show !!! Those activist must be really hard
> > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > something to protest.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes , what they were doing is a demonstration of demonstrations. they'd
> > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > a food show and they'd look at all the demonstrations and get those
> > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > demonstrate for their demonstration which of course is called a
> > > > > > > > meta-demonstration , Free Will Rogers came along and said "I never meta
> > > > > > > > demonstration I didn't like.” Too bad the Ukraine invasion did not
> > > > > > > > happen sooner
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So that the activists would picket and not some innocuous activity.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yeah ,you're right , just like it's too bad we haven't had a full-blown
> > > > > > World
> > > > > > War III so our soldiers could get some real fighting in before they're
> > > > > > vaporized.
> > > > > But all a war does is distract each of the services from their real enemy
> > > > > ---
> > > > > each other over funding.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > The very best place to practice wargames is the Bay of Funding.
> > > Its all fund and games till someone gets hurt.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > That's like the fellow that retained the services of a prostitute who was
> > into S&M so he had to fund her and play games but then he got hurt.
> But she did whip him into shape
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 27 Apr 2022 14:07 UTC

On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<384ec4de-ece8-4228-93e4-93dcce5ecdccn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:45:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<3e3117ee-df49-4748...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:01:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<292cca66-384c-4a51...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:18:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<8341480e-85dc-40e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:08:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5a9bc580-6682-41d7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<72048271-cfde-4325...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:48:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f9c346d2-b515-4f42...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:21:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cc7ade-643f-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<833d6e5a-2ec3-4c10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed income.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > IRS
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taxes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lyft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "lift"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Corll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber all, you blew it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does Lift and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > private chauffeur type services so you see the saying now in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Germany
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and she's so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prolific
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > almost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the entire country has had their way with her both male and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then there were the two lesbians who were having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heart-to-heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of them said "I want to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no , tonight I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you be Alice”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian ardent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's a real Tuffy I had to go to Google and see what Arden
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > came up with this:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pre-insulated pair copper coil is just about the best invention
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conditioner itself. By eliminating cutting, threading on and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sealing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insulation it can reduce your install times by as much as half.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Coil features a special polyethylene outer fi�lm that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prevents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > creasing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and helps to protect the insulation when passing the coil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dif�ficult spaces. What’s more, it provides UV resistance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > All
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > makes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil easier to install and ensures ultra long-life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > performance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil is R410A refrigerant compliant and available
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > �five
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > combinations. So when you want the job done fast, get Ardent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's hard to make a pun out of so maybe what we could say is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lesbians
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while their relationship made them an Arden pair they were both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > refrigeration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repair people so they use nothing but ardent pair coils
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So from them you will never get a straight line???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > very few people know all the variety of pears there's the pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the pecan pair there's the double pair there's the pairing pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the Venus pear but when you have pears that really like each
> > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > strongly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you have the Ardent pear.
> > > > > > > > > > > > How about April in Pear-is???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > in April I took Darlene to a food show where they had various
> > > > > > > > > > > demonstrations
> > > > > > > > > > > of kitchen aids and it was by the way in April so what we called
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > whole
> > > > > > > > > > > thing afterwards was April in Puree.
> > > > > > > > > > A demonstration at a food show !!! Those activist must be really
> > > > > > > > > > hard
> > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > something to protest.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes , what they were doing is a demonstration of demonstrations.
> > > > > > > > > they'd
> > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > a food show and they'd look at all the demonstrations and get those
> > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > demonstrate for their demonstration which of course is called a
> > > > > > > > > meta-demonstration , Free Will Rogers came along and said "I never
> > > > > > > > > meta
> > > > > > > > > demonstration I didn't like.” Too bad the Ukraine invasion did not
> > > > > > > > > happen sooner
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So that the activists would picket and not some innocuous activity.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yeah ,you're right , just like it's too bad we haven't had a full-blown
> > > > > > > World
> > > > > > > War III so our soldiers could get some real fighting in before they're
> > > > > > > vaporized.
> > > > > > But all a war does is distract each of the services from their real
> > > > > > enemy
> > > > > > ---
> > > > > > each other over funding.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > The very best place to practice wargames is the Bay of Funding.
> > > > Its all fund and games till someone gets hurt.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > That's like the fellow that retained the services of a prostitute who was
> > > into S&M so he had to fund her and play games but then he got hurt.
> > But she did whip him into shape
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> If you're watching a sadist and a masochist interact with each other, how do
> you know which is which? Well, the masochist pleads "Beat me, beat me" and
> the sadist replies "No”


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