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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 19 Apr 2022 15:30 UTC

On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 2:33:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<10c24260-8537-44c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 5:27:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<eaf6fa6d-543a-4509...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:09:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<555ce8b9-0694-41b4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:06:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<3a4b332b-9278-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4656c0df-9f1d-481e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:16:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2606ea9-ed8b-44f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:04:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<df5b6331-c688-4afd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:16:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<df086771-cf5b-44e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:49:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a40c2b4-8d8f-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 11:23:46 AM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:11:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed69802a-9552-46f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:15:59 AM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:30:21 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa5cce48-6b89-4f25...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 12:25:38 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:36:49 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1ccae23-da06-43e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:34:22 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You forgot the Novel by Dostoevsky “Crimea and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Punishment"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this guy that stole dogs so he was guilty of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > petty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > theft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was caught but he tried to get out of it , he told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > police
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Crime?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Me? Uh, no way, I'm a saint."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Isle thread I can't use anymore because it goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when scrolling so by default if you don't say anything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other four but if you would like to replace it with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thread
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > free
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to communicate that information to me . thank you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cut the dangling thread,,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I knew it, I just knew it I'm trying to convey a useful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > piece
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > practical
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > information to you and I just knew you'd make a pun out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it everything here is a pun pun hear thunder hear a pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everywhere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun but my statement still stands I can't use ILSE you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will go unanswered so there how's your wife Ed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wanted to print out the word Simon a bunch of times but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > printer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > broke so I just hand wrote them out one at time Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon and someone came along and said why don't you like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mimeograph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine or something like that and I told him so that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > require
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a Simon Templar wouldn't it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps YOU ned something simpler to use --- like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hectograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hey hectograph wow I didn't even know that's what it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > young we would go visit David also known as Randy in Houston
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right off the corner of the 610 South West Loop and we had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > careers in David and I really liked it and it had the score
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sheets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't have enough score sheets so his mother kitty said I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here we can make more and now I realize it was a hectograph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that word in my life but then I haven't heard a lot of words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like duck but anyway we got out that hit the graph and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crummy blue form but it worked and by the way I hadn't seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 40
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years but they came down to visit Victoria just about two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > weeks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ago
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had all kind of nice discussions and we sat right next to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > each
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ramsay's restaurant and you can look that up there's really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ramseys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > restaurant here in Victoria and we were talking and talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everybody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was talking around the table like humans or want to do and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > donnn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you remember when I dropped a dart into your head and I said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > remember that what it was was a.m. sing were I went up on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > top
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > building
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I dropped a dart from a very precise play this is the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know like in pubs where they play darts and drink beer and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the door right is that certain special place So in affect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bull's-eye every time it's very similar two in eighth grade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > set up a thing where you could toss a coin and have it come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > side every time because it took all the variables out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tossing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would look kind of Leica something that sprang up you put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but anyway Randy and I were playing with his door thing and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roof of the tool shed and he put that dark just exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place and everything but you know what happen hello Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got his head in the way in the dart stuck right into his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't looking up it could've been a dart just right in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only would've had one eye after that so I'm running around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my head and all I can say about it is is that it partially
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > explains
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I go into enough detail?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > More like a diatribe (that’s what the Native American's did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the war path)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run on sentences. there's really no such thing I mean you have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sentences
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there kind a like they're going from antenna to antenna if you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your jogging shoes on and try to jog along one of The radio
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > waves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could try I guess it would be a run on sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And at your age it is the only type of running you can still do.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are so wrong once again . I have explosive diarrhea I mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hiroshima comes to mind and some people call it the runs and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in spades. Also on my hoe, my pitchfork , my shovel…
> > > > > > > > > > > > > P:lease --- there are many euphemism’s you could have used such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > below
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan Mambo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Tiajuana Two Step
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Turkey Trots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Montezumas Revenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Trainers Tango
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Farringdon Foxtrot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The Chelmsford Charleston.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The Yiddisher Charleston. (Yes - there *was* one!)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The Immodium Pandemonium The Galloping Gavotte The Puckering Polka
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Holeallejah Chorus The Doo-se-Doo The Gluteal Gallops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Ipecac lick'em, join'em?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Those terms are all very charming.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Did you hear about the three Rrhea sisters???
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Pyo, Gono, and Dia.
> > > > > > > > > > > Did you have a long relationship with them???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > no I have no relationship with them at all, however there were these
> > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > large flightless birds indigenous to South America that I won't talk
> > > > > > > > > > about.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Did you know that the prehistoric extinct Terror bird which was 10
> > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > could have held you down with its feet and ripped you apart with its
> > > > > > > > > > bill ;
> > > > > > > > > > that's some bird, eh?
> > > > > > > > > Just so long as I am the one on the outside eating in.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > there was this old timey story I think its name was Faust and there
> > > > > > > > was a
> > > > > > > > scene in there where there's
> > > > > > > > a guy in a cage and someone comes up and says "wow you're stuck in that
> > > > > > > > cage
> > > > > > > > what did you do, isn't it too bad that you're trapped in this cage?"
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > guy says "this cage is not to keep me in but it's to keep you out " wow
> > > > > > > > that's really philosophical I'll remember that forever.
> > > > > > > That depends on who you are on the outs with...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I had this friend he was a really good friend and he wanted to go
> > > > > > camping I
> > > > > > told him I don't know we're such good friends I don't wanna be on the
> > > > > > outs
> > > > > > with you going camping and all
> > > > > So you felt in-tents over being asked to go.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Once Darlene and I went camping and we put up our tents which were a
> > > > side-by-side duplex arrangement , she wanted to get amorous but she was
> > > > afraid that our tents were too close to other campers' tents so we went
> > > > ahead
> > > > and felt in-tents out of view.
> > > Did you take your penicillin before or after??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No she doesn't have anything that needs to be treated by penicillin , she
> > does have AIDS however and darn it we didn't have any protection along so
> > well I'm sorry but this batch of four is going to be the last.
> A last-ing gift.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 19 Apr 2022 15:53 UTC

On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<304f4aab-add2-4c80-88e7-f8b265db0f80n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 2:33:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<10c24260-8537-44c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 5:27:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<eaf6fa6d-543a-4509...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:09:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<555ce8b9-0694-41b4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:06:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<3a4b332b-9278-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4656c0df-9f1d-481e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:16:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2606ea9-ed8b-44f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:04:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<df5b6331-c688-4afd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:16:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<df086771-cf5b-44e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:49:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a40c2b4-8d8f-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 11:23:46 AM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:11:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed69802a-9552-46f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:15:59 AM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:30:21 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa5cce48-6b89-4f25...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 12:25:38 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:36:49 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1ccae23-da06-43e9...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:34:22 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You forgot the Novel by Dostoevsky “Crimea and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Punishment"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this guy that stole dogs so he was guilty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > petty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > theft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was caught but he tried to get out of it , he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > police
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Crime?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Me? Uh, no way, I'm a saint."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Isle thread I can't use anymore because it goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when scrolling so by default if you don't say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other four but if you would like to replace it with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thread
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > free
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to communicate that information to me . thank you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cut the dangling thread,,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I knew it, I just knew it I'm trying to convey a useful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > piece
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > practical
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > information to you and I just knew you'd make a pun out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it everything here is a pun pun hear thunder hear a pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everywhere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun but my statement still stands I can't use ILSE you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will go unanswered so there how's your wife Ed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wanted to print out the word Simon a bunch of times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > printer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > broke so I just hand wrote them out one at time Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon and someone came along and said why don't you like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mimeograph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine or something like that and I told him so that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > require
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a Simon Templar wouldn't it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps YOU ned something simpler to use --- like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hectograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hey hectograph wow I didn't even know that's what it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > young we would go visit David also known as Randy in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right off the corner of the 610 South West Loop and we had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > careers in David and I really liked it and it had the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > score
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sheets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't have enough score sheets so his mother kitty said I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here we can make more and now I realize it was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hectograph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that word in my life but then I haven't heard a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like duck but anyway we got out that hit the graph and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crummy blue form but it worked and by the way I hadn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 40
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years but they came down to visit Victoria just about two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > weeks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ago
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had all kind of nice discussions and we sat right next to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > each
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ramsay's restaurant and you can look that up there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ramseys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > restaurant here in Victoria and we were talking and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everybody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was talking around the table like humans or want to do and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > donnn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you remember when I dropped a dart into your head and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > remember that what it was was a.m. sing were I went up on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > top
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > building
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I dropped a dart from a very precise play this is the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know like in pubs where they play darts and drink beer and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the door right is that certain special place So in affect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bull's-eye every time it's very similar two in eighth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > set up a thing where you could toss a coin and have it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > side every time because it took all the variables out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tossing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would look kind of Leica something that sprang up you put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but anyway Randy and I were playing with his door thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roof of the tool shed and he put that dark just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place and everything but you know what happen hello Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got his head in the way in the dart stuck right into his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't looking up it could've been a dart just right in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only would've had one eye after that so I'm running around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my head and all I can say about it is is that it partially
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > explains
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I go into enough detail?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > More like a diatribe (that’s what the Native American's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the war path)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run on sentences. there's really no such thing I mean you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sentences
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there kind a like they're going from antenna to antenna if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your jogging shoes on and try to jog along one of The radio
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > waves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could try I guess it would be a run on sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And at your age it is the only type of running you can still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are so wrong once again . I have explosive diarrhea I mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hiroshima comes to mind and some people call it the runs and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in spades. Also on my hoe, my pitchfork , my shovel…
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > P:lease --- there are many euphemism’s you could have used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > below
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan Mambo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tiajuana Two Step
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Turkey Trots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Montezumas Revenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Trainers Tango
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Farringdon Foxtrot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Chelmsford Charleston.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Yiddisher Charleston. (Yes - there *was* one!)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Immodium Pandemonium The Galloping Gavotte The Puckering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Polka
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Holeallejah Chorus The Doo-se-Doo The Gluteal Gallops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ipecac lick'em, join'em?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Those terms are all very charming.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you hear about the three Rrhea sisters???
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Pyo, Gono, and Dia.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Did you have a long relationship with them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > no I have no relationship with them at all, however there were
> > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > large flightless birds indigenous to South America that I won't
> > > > > > > > > > > talk
> > > > > > > > > > > about.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Did you know that the prehistoric extinct Terror bird which was 10
> > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > could have held you down with its feet and ripped you apart with
> > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > bill ;
> > > > > > > > > > > that's some bird, eh?
> > > > > > > > > > Just so long as I am the one on the outside eating in.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > there was this old timey story I think its name was Faust and there
> > > > > > > > > was a
> > > > > > > > > scene in there where there's
> > > > > > > > > a guy in a cage and someone comes up and says "wow you're stuck in
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > cage
> > > > > > > > > what did you do, isn't it too bad that you're trapped in this cage?"
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > guy says "this cage is not to keep me in but it's to keep you out "
> > > > > > > > > wow
> > > > > > > > > that's really philosophical I'll remember that forever.
> > > > > > > > That depends on who you are on the outs with...
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I had this friend he was a really good friend and he wanted to go
> > > > > > > camping I
> > > > > > > told him I don't know we're such good friends I don't wanna be on the
> > > > > > > outs
> > > > > > > with you going camping and all
> > > > > > So you felt in-tents over being asked to go.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Once Darlene and I went camping and we put up our tents which were a
> > > > > side-by-side duplex arrangement , she wanted to get amorous but she was
> > > > > afraid that our tents were too close to other campers' tents so we went
> > > > > ahead
> > > > > and felt in-tents out of view.
> > > > Did you take your penicillin before or after??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No she doesn't have anything that needs to be treated by penicillin , she
> > > does have AIDS however and darn it we didn't have any protection along so
> > > well I'm sorry but this batch of four is going to be the last.
> > A last-ing gift.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Gonorrhea. The gift that keeps on giving.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 19 Apr 2022 18:52 UTC

On Tuesday, April 19, 2022 at 10:54:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<304f4aab-add2-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 2:33:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<10c24260-8537-44c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 5:27:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<eaf6fa6d-543a-4509...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:09:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<555ce8b9-0694-41b4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:06:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<3a4b332b-9278-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4656c0df-9f1d-481e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:16:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2606ea9-ed8b-44f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:04:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<df5b6331-c688-4afd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:16:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<df086771-cf5b-44e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:49:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a40c2b4-8d8f-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 11:23:46 AM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:11:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed69802a-9552-46f2....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:15:59 AM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:30:21 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa5cce48-6b89-4f25...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 12:25:38 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:36:49 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1ccae23-da06-43e9...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:34:22 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You forgot the Novel by Dostoevsky “Crimea and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Punishment"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this guy that stole dogs so he was guilty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > petty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > theft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was caught but he tried to get out of it , he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > police
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Crime?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Me? Uh, no way, I'm a saint."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Isle thread I can't use anymore because it goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when scrolling so by default if you don't say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other four but if you would like to replace it with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thread
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > free
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to communicate that information to me . thank you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cut the dangling thread,,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I knew it, I just knew it I'm trying to convey a useful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > piece
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > practical
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > information to you and I just knew you'd make a pun out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it everything here is a pun pun hear thunder hear a pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everywhere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun but my statement still stands I can't use ILSE you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will go unanswered so there how's your wife Ed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wanted to print out the word Simon a bunch of times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > printer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > broke so I just hand wrote them out one at time Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon and someone came along and said why don't you like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mimeograph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine or something like that and I told him so that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > require
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a Simon Templar wouldn't it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps YOU ned something simpler to use --- like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hectograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hey hectograph wow I didn't even know that's what it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > young we would go visit David also known as Randy in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right off the corner of the 610 South West Loop and we had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > careers in David and I really liked it and it had the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > score
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sheets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't have enough score sheets so his mother kitty said I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here we can make more and now I realize it was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hectograph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that word in my life but then I haven't heard a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like duck but anyway we got out that hit the graph and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crummy blue form but it worked and by the way I hadn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 40
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years but they came down to visit Victoria just about two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > weeks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ago
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had all kind of nice discussions and we sat right next to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > each
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ramsay's restaurant and you can look that up there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ramseys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > restaurant here in Victoria and we were talking and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everybody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was talking around the table like humans or want to do and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > donnn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you remember when I dropped a dart into your head and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > remember that what it was was a.m.. sing were I went up on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > top
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > building
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I dropped a dart from a very precise play this is the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know like in pubs where they play darts and drink beer and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the door right is that certain special place So in affect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bull's-eye every time it's very similar two in eighth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > set up a thing where you could toss a coin and have it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > side every time because it took all the variables out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tossing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would look kind of Leica something that sprang up you put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but anyway Randy and I were playing with his door thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roof of the tool shed and he put that dark just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place and everything but you know what happen hello Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got his head in the way in the dart stuck right into his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't looking up it could've been a dart just right in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only would've had one eye after that so I'm running around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my head and all I can say about it is is that it partially
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > explains
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I go into enough detail?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > More like a diatribe (that’s what the Native American's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the war path)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run on sentences. there's really no such thing I mean you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sentences
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there kind a like they're going from antenna to antenna if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your jogging shoes on and try to jog along one of The radio
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > waves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could try I guess it would be a run on sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And at your age it is the only type of running you can still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are so wrong once again . I have explosive diarrhea I mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hiroshima comes to mind and some people call it the runs and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in spades. Also on my hoe, my pitchfork , my shovel…
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > P:lease --- there are many euphemism’s you could have used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > below
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan Mambo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tiajuana Two Step
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Turkey Trots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Montezumas Revenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Trainers Tango
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Farringdon Foxtrot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Chelmsford Charleston.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Yiddisher Charleston. (Yes - there *was* one!)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Immodium Pandemonium The Galloping Gavotte The Puckering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Polka
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Holeallejah Chorus The Doo-se-Doo The Gluteal Gallops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ipecac lick'em, join'em?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those terms are all very charming.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you hear about the three Rrhea sisters???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pyo, Gono, and Dia.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you have a long relationship with them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > no I have no relationship with them at all, however there were
> > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > large flightless birds indigenous to South America that I won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > talk
> > > > > > > > > > > > about.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Did you know that the prehistoric extinct Terror bird which was 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > could have held you down with its feet and ripped you apart with
> > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > bill ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > that's some bird, eh?
> > > > > > > > > > > Just so long as I am the one on the outside eating in..
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > there was this old timey story I think its name was Faust and there
> > > > > > > > > > was a
> > > > > > > > > > scene in there where there's
> > > > > > > > > > a guy in a cage and someone comes up and says "wow you're stuck in
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > cage
> > > > > > > > > > what did you do, isn't it too bad that you're trapped in this cage?"
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > guy says "this cage is not to keep me in but it's to keep you out "
> > > > > > > > > > wow
> > > > > > > > > > that's really philosophical I'll remember that forever.
> > > > > > > > > That depends on who you are on the outs with...
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I had this friend he was a really good friend and he wanted to go
> > > > > > > > camping I
> > > > > > > > told him I don't know we're such good friends I don't wanna be on the
> > > > > > > > outs
> > > > > > > > with you going camping and all
> > > > > > > So you felt in-tents over being asked to go.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Once Darlene and I went camping and we put up our tents which were a
> > > > > > side-by-side duplex arrangement , she wanted to get amorous but she was
> > > > > > afraid that our tents were too close to other campers' tents so we went
> > > > > > ahead
> > > > > > and felt in-tents out of view.
> > > > > Did you take your penicillin before or after??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No she doesn't have anything that needs to be treated by penicillin , she
> > > > does have AIDS however and darn it we didn't have any protection along so
> > > > well I'm sorry but this batch of four is going to be the last.
> > > A last-ing gift.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Gonorrhea. The gift that keeps on giving.
> Applause please --- <clap><clap><clap>
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 20 Apr 2022 11:38 UTC

On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b6572bb5-ffa0-4fc2-bbc0-c5a148a8cbe6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, April 19, 2022 at 10:54:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<304f4aab-add2-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 2:33:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<10c24260-8537-44c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 5:27:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<eaf6fa6d-543a-4509...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:09:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<555ce8b9-0694-41b4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:06:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a4b332b-9278-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4656c0df-9f1d-481e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:16:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2606ea9-ed8b-44f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:04:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<df5b6331-c688-4afd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:16:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<df086771-cf5b-44e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:49:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a40c2b4-8d8f-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 11:23:46 AM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:11:55 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed69802a-9552-46f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:15:59 AM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:30:21 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa5cce48-6b89-4f25...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 12:25:38 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:36:49 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1ccae23-da06-43e9...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:34:22 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You forgot the Novel by Dostoevsky “Crimea and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Punishment"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this guy that stole dogs so he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guilty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > petty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > theft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was caught but he tried to get out of it , he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > police
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Crime?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Me? Uh, no way, I'm a saint."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Isle thread I can't use anymore because it goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when scrolling so by default if you don't say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other four but if you would like to replace it with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thread
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > free
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to communicate that information to me . thank you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cut the dangling thread,,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I knew it, I just knew it I'm trying to convey a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > useful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > piece
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > practical
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > information to you and I just knew you'd make a pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it everything here is a pun pun hear thunder hear a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everywhere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun but my statement still stands I can't use ILSE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will go unanswered so there how's your wife Ed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wanted to print out the word Simon a bunch of times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > printer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > broke so I just hand wrote them out one at time Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon and someone came along and said why don't you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mimeograph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine or something like that and I told him so that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > require
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a Simon Templar wouldn't it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps YOU ned something simpler to use --- like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hectograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hey hectograph wow I didn't even know that's what it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > young we would go visit David also known as Randy in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right off the corner of the 610 South West Loop and we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > careers in David and I really liked it and it had the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > score
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sheets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't have enough score sheets so his mother kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here we can make more and now I realize it was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hectograph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that word in my life but then I haven't heard a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like duck but anyway we got out that hit the graph and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crummy blue form but it worked and by the way I hadn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 40
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years but they came down to visit Victoria just about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > weeks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ago
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had all kind of nice discussions and we sat right next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > each
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ramsay's restaurant and you can look that up there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ramseys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > restaurant here in Victoria and we were talking and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everybody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was talking around the table like humans or want to do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > donnn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you remember when I dropped a dart into your head and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > remember that what it was was a.m. sing were I went up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > top
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > building
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I dropped a dart from a very precise play this is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know like in pubs where they play darts and drink beer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the door right is that certain special place So in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bull's-eye every time it's very similar two in eighth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > set up a thing where you could toss a coin and have it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > side every time because it took all the variables out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tossing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would look kind of Leica something that sprang up you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but anyway Randy and I were playing with his door thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roof of the tool shed and he put that dark just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place and everything but you know what happen hello Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got his head in the way in the dart stuck right into his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't looking up it could've been a dart just right in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only would've had one eye after that so I'm running
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my head and all I can say about it is is that it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > partially
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > explains
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I go into enough detail?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > More like a diatribe (that’s what the Native American's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the war path)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run on sentences. there's really no such thing I mean you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sentences
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there kind a like they're going from antenna to antenna if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your jogging shoes on and try to jog along one of The radio
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > waves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could try I guess it would be a run on sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And at your age it is the only type of running you can still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are so wrong once again . I have explosive diarrhea I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hiroshima comes to mind and some people call it the runs and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in spades. Also on my hoe, my pitchfork , my shovel…
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > P:lease --- there are many euphemism’s you could have used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > below
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan Mambo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tiajuana Two Step
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Turkey Trots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Montezumas Revenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Trainers Tango
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Farringdon Foxtrot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Chelmsford Charleston.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Yiddisher Charleston. (Yes - there *was* one!)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Immodium Pandemonium The Galloping Gavotte The Puckering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Polka
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Holeallejah Chorus The Doo-se-Doo The Gluteal Gallops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ipecac lick'em, join'em?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those terms are all very charming.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you hear about the three Rrhea sisters???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pyo, Gono, and Dia.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you have a long relationship with them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > no I have no relationship with them at all, however there were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > large flightless birds indigenous to South America that I won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > talk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > about.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you know that the prehistoric extinct Terror bird which was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > could have held you down with its feet and ripped you apart with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bill ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that's some bird, eh?
> > > > > > > > > > > > Just so long as I am the one on the outside eating in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > there was this old timey story I think its name was Faust and there
> > > > > > > > > > > was a
> > > > > > > > > > > scene in there where there's
> > > > > > > > > > > a guy in a cage and someone comes up and says "wow you're stuck in
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > cage
> > > > > > > > > > > what did you do, isn't it too bad that you're trapped in this
> > > > > > > > > > > cage?"
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > guy says "this cage is not to keep me in but it's to keep you out "
> > > > > > > > > > > wow
> > > > > > > > > > > that's really philosophical I'll remember that forever.
> > > > > > > > > > That depends on who you are on the outs with...
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I had this friend he was a really good friend and he wanted to go
> > > > > > > > > camping I
> > > > > > > > > told him I don't know we're such good friends I don't wanna be on the
> > > > > > > > > outs
> > > > > > > > > with you going camping and all
> > > > > > > > So you felt in-tents over being asked to go.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Once Darlene and I went camping and we put up our tents which were a
> > > > > > > side-by-side duplex arrangement , she wanted to get amorous but she was
> > > > > > > afraid that our tents were too close to other campers' tents so we went
> > > > > > > ahead
> > > > > > > and felt in-tents out of view.
> > > > > > Did you take your penicillin before or after??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No she doesn't have anything that needs to be treated by penicillin , she
> > > > > does have AIDS however and darn it we didn't have any protection along so
> > > > > well I'm sorry but this batch of four is going to be the last.
> > > > A last-ing gift.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Gonorrhea. The gift that keeps on giving.
> > Applause please --- <clap><clap><clap>
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I gots de clap and de blue balls, too.
>
> De clap don't hurt but de blue balls do.
>
> – Vonnegut


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On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:38:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b6572bb5-ffa0-4fc2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, April 19, 2022 at 10:54:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<304f4aab-add2-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 2:33:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<10c24260-8537-44c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 5:27:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<eaf6fa6d-543a-4509...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:09:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<555ce8b9-0694-41b4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:06:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a4b332b-9278-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4656c0df-9f1d-481e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:16:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2606ea9-ed8b-44f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:04:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<df5b6331-c688-4afd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:16:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<df086771-cf5b-44e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:49:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a40c2b4-8d8f-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 11:23:46 AM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:11:55 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed69802a-9552-46f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:15:59 AM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:30:21 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa5cce48-6b89-4f25...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 12:25:38 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:36:49 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1ccae23-da06-43e9...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:34:22 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You forgot the Novel by Dostoevsky “Crimea and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Punishment"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift..com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this guy that stole dogs so he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guilty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > petty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > theft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was caught but he tried to get out of it , he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > police
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Crime?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Me? Uh, no way, I'm a saint."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Isle thread I can't use anymore because it goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when scrolling so by default if you don't say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other four but if you would like to replace it with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thread
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > free
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to communicate that information to me . thank you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cut the dangling thread,,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I knew it, I just knew it I'm trying to convey a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > useful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > piece
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > practical
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > information to you and I just knew you'd make a pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it everything here is a pun pun hear thunder hear a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everywhere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun but my statement still stands I can't use ILSE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will go unanswered so there how's your wife Ed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wanted to print out the word Simon a bunch of times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > printer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > broke so I just hand wrote them out one at time Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon and someone came along and said why don't you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mimeograph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine or something like that and I told him so that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > require
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a Simon Templar wouldn't it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps YOU ned something simpler to use --- like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hectograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hey hectograph wow I didn't even know that's what it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > young we would go visit David also known as Randy in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right off the corner of the 610 South West Loop and we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > careers in David and I really liked it and it had the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > score
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sheets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't have enough score sheets so his mother kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here we can make more and now I realize it was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hectograph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that word in my life but then I haven't heard a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like duck but anyway we got out that hit the graph and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crummy blue form but it worked and by the way I hadn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 40
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years but they came down to visit Victoria just about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > weeks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ago
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had all kind of nice discussions and we sat right next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > each
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ramsay's restaurant and you can look that up there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ramseys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > restaurant here in Victoria and we were talking and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everybody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was talking around the table like humans or want to do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > donnn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you remember when I dropped a dart into your head and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > remember that what it was was a.m. sing were I went up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > top
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > building
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I dropped a dart from a very precise play this is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know like in pubs where they play darts and drink beer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the door right is that certain special place So in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bull's-eye every time it's very similar two in eighth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > set up a thing where you could toss a coin and have it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > side every time because it took all the variables out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tossing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would look kind of Leica something that sprang up you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but anyway Randy and I were playing with his door thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roof of the tool shed and he put that dark just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place and everything but you know what happen hello Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got his head in the way in the dart stuck right into his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't looking up it could've been a dart just right in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only would've had one eye after that so I'm running
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my head and all I can say about it is is that it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > partially
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > explains
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I go into enough detail?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > More like a diatribe (that’s what the Native American's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the war path)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run on sentences. there's really no such thing I mean you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sentences
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there kind a like they're going from antenna to antenna if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your jogging shoes on and try to jog along one of The radio
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > waves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could try I guess it would be a run on sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And at your age it is the only type of running you can still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are so wrong once again . I have explosive diarrhea I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hiroshima comes to mind and some people call it the runs and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in spades. Also on my hoe, my pitchfork , my shovel…
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > P:lease --- there are many euphemism’s you could have used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > below
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan Mambo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tiajuana Two Step
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Turkey Trots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Montezumas Revenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Trainers Tango
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Farringdon Foxtrot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Chelmsford Charleston.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Yiddisher Charleston. (Yes - there *was* one!)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Immodium Pandemonium The Galloping Gavotte The Puckering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Polka
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Holeallejah Chorus The Doo-se-Doo The Gluteal Gallops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ipecac lick'em, join'em?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those terms are all very charming.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you hear about the three Rrhea sisters???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pyo, Gono, and Dia.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you have a long relationship with them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > no I have no relationship with them at all, however there were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > large flightless birds indigenous to South America that I won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > about.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you know that the prehistoric extinct Terror bird which was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > could have held you down with its feet and ripped you apart with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > bill ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's some bird, eh?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so long as I am the one on the outside eating in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > there was this old timey story I think its name was Faust and there
> > > > > > > > > > > > was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > scene in there where there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > a guy in a cage and someone comes up and says "wow you're stuck in
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > cage
> > > > > > > > > > > > what did you do, isn't it too bad that you're trapped in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > cage?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > guy says "this cage is not to keep me in but it's to keep you out "
> > > > > > > > > > > > wow
> > > > > > > > > > > > that's really philosophical I'll remember that forever.
> > > > > > > > > > > That depends on who you are on the outs with...
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I had this friend he was a really good friend and he wanted to go
> > > > > > > > > > camping I
> > > > > > > > > > told him I don't know we're such good friends I don't wanna be on the
> > > > > > > > > > outs
> > > > > > > > > > with you going camping and all
> > > > > > > > > So you felt in-tents over being asked to go.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Once Darlene and I went camping and we put up our tents which were a
> > > > > > > > side-by-side duplex arrangement , she wanted to get amorous but she was
> > > > > > > > afraid that our tents were too close to other campers' tents so we went
> > > > > > > > ahead
> > > > > > > > and felt in-tents out of view.
> > > > > > > Did you take your penicillin before or after??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No she doesn't have anything that needs to be treated by penicillin , she
> > > > > > does have AIDS however and darn it we didn't have any protection along so
> > > > > > well I'm sorry but this batch of four is going to be the last.
> > > > > A last-ing gift.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Gonorrhea. The gift that keeps on giving.
> > > Applause please --- <clap><clap><clap>
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I gots de clap and de blue balls, too.
> >
> > De clap don't hurt but de blue balls do.
> >
> > – Vonnegut
> That is swell of you to mention that
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 20 Apr 2022 15:15 UTC

On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4aa28a24-9da5-4e27-bad4-17dea7be02fcn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:38:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b6572bb5-ffa0-4fc2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, April 19, 2022 at 10:54:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<304f4aab-add2-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 2:33:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<10c24260-8537-44c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 5:27:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<eaf6fa6d-543a-4509...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:09:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<555ce8b9-0694-41b4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:06:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a4b332b-9278-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4656c0df-9f1d-481e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:16:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2606ea9-ed8b-44f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:04:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<df5b6331-c688-4afd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:16:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<df086771-cf5b-44e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:49:21 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a40c2b4-8d8f-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 11:23:46 AM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:11:55 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed69802a-9552-46f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:15:59 AM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:30:21 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa5cce48-6b89-4f25...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 12:25:38 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:36:49 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1ccae23-da06-43e9...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:34:22 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You forgot the Novel by Dostoevsky “Crimea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Punishment"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this guy that stole dogs so he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guilty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > petty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > theft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was caught but he tried to get out of it , he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > police
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Crime?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Me? Uh, no way, I'm a saint."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Isle thread I can't use anymore because it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when scrolling so by default if you don't say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other four but if you would like to replace it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thread
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > free
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to communicate that information to me . thank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cut the dangling thread,,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I knew it, I just knew it I'm trying to convey a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > useful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > piece
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > practical
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > information to you and I just knew you'd make a pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it everything here is a pun pun hear thunder hear a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everywhere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun but my statement still stands I can't use ILSE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will go unanswered so there how's your wife Ed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wanted to print out the word Simon a bunch of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > printer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > broke so I just hand wrote them out one at time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon and someone came along and said why don't you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mimeograph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine or something like that and I told him so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > require
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a Simon Templar wouldn't it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps YOU ned something simpler to use --- like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hectograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hey hectograph wow I didn't even know that's what it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > young we would go visit David also known as Randy in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right off the corner of the 610 South West Loop and we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > careers in David and I really liked it and it had the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > score
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sheets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't have enough score sheets so his mother kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here we can make more and now I realize it was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hectograph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that word in my life but then I haven't heard a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like duck but anyway we got out that hit the graph and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crummy blue form but it worked and by the way I hadn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 40
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years but they came down to visit Victoria just about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > weeks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ago
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had all kind of nice discussions and we sat right next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > each
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ramsay's restaurant and you can look that up there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ramseys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > restaurant here in Victoria and we were talking and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everybody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was talking around the table like humans or want to do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > donnn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you remember when I dropped a dart into your head and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > remember that what it was was a.m. sing were I went up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > top
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > building
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I dropped a dart from a very precise play this is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know like in pubs where they play darts and drink beer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the door right is that certain special place So in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bull's-eye every time it's very similar two in eighth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > set up a thing where you could toss a coin and have it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > side every time because it took all the variables out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tossing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would look kind of Leica something that sprang up you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but anyway Randy and I were playing with his door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roof of the tool shed and he put that dark just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place and everything but you know what happen hello
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got his head in the way in the dart stuck right into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't looking up it could've been a dart just right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only would've had one eye after that so I'm running
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my head and all I can say about it is is that it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > partially
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > explains
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I go into enough detail?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > More like a diatribe (that’s what the Native
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > American's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the war path)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run on sentences. there's really no such thing I mean you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sentences
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there kind a like they're going from antenna to antenna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your jogging shoes on and try to jog along one of The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > radio
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > waves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could try I guess it would be a run on sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And at your age it is the only type of running you can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are so wrong once again . I have explosive diarrhea I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hiroshima comes to mind and some people call it the runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in spades. Also on my hoe, my pitchfork , my shovel…
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > P:lease --- there are many euphemism’s you could have used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > below
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan Mambo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tiajuana Two Step
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Turkey Trots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Montezumas Revenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Trainers Tango
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Farringdon Foxtrot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Chelmsford Charleston.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Yiddisher Charleston. (Yes - there *was* one!)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Immodium Pandemonium The Galloping Gavotte The Puckering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Polka
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Holeallejah Chorus The Doo-se-Doo The Gluteal Gallops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ipecac lick'em, join'em?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those terms are all very charming.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you hear about the three Rrhea sisters???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pyo, Gono, and Dia.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you have a long relationship with them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no I have no relationship with them at all, however there were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > large flightless birds indigenous to South America that I won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you know that the prehistoric extinct Terror bird which was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could have held you down with its feet and ripped you apart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bill ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's some bird, eh?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so long as I am the one on the outside eating in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this old timey story I think its name was Faust and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > scene in there where there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a guy in a cage and someone comes up and says "wow you're stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > cage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > what did you do, isn't it too bad that you're trapped in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > cage?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > guy says "this cage is not to keep me in but it's to keep you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > out "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that's really philosophical I'll remember that forever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > That depends on who you are on the outs with...
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I had this friend he was a really good friend and he wanted to go
> > > > > > > > > > > camping I
> > > > > > > > > > > told him I don't know we're such good friends I don't wanna be on
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > outs
> > > > > > > > > > > with you going camping and all
> > > > > > > > > > So you felt in-tents over being asked to go.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Once Darlene and I went camping and we put up our tents which were a
> > > > > > > > > side-by-side duplex arrangement , she wanted to get amorous but she
> > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > afraid that our tents were too close to other campers' tents so we
> > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > ahead
> > > > > > > > > and felt in-tents out of view.
> > > > > > > > Did you take your penicillin before or after??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No she doesn't have anything that needs to be treated by penicillin ,
> > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > does have AIDS however and darn it we didn't have any protection along
> > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > well I'm sorry but this batch of four is going to be the last.
> > > > > > A last-ing gift.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Gonorrhea. The gift that keeps on giving.
> > > > Applause please --- <clap><clap><clap>
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I gots de clap and de blue balls, too.
> > >
> > > De clap don't hurt but de blue balls do.
> > >
> > > – Vonnegut
> > That is swell of you to mention that
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There was this fellow who stayed up all night on his wedding night wondering
> when the swelling would go down.


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On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:15:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4aa28a24-9da5-4e27...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:38:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b6572bb5-ffa0-4fc2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, April 19, 2022 at 10:54:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<304f4aab-add2-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 2:33:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<10c24260-8537-44c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 5:27:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<eaf6fa6d-543a-4509...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:09:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<555ce8b9-0694-41b4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:06:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a4b332b-9278-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4656c0df-9f1d-481e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:16:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2606ea9-ed8b-44f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:04:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<df5b6331-c688-4afd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:16:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<df086771-cf5b-44e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:49:21 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a40c2b4-8d8f-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 11:23:46 AM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:11:55 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed69802a-9552-46f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:15:59 AM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:30:21 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa5cce48-6b89-4f25...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 12:25:38 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:36:49 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1ccae23-da06-43e9...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:34:22 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You forgot the Novel by Dostoevsky “Crimea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Punishment"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this guy that stole dogs so he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guilty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > petty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > theft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was caught but he tried to get out of it , he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > police
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Crime?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Me? Uh, no way, I'm a saint."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Isle thread I can't use anymore because it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when scrolling so by default if you don't say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other four but if you would like to replace it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thread
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > free
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to communicate that information to me . thank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cut the dangling thread,,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I knew it, I just knew it I'm trying to convey a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > useful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > piece
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > practical
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > information to you and I just knew you'd make a pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it everything here is a pun pun hear thunder hear a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everywhere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun but my statement still stands I can't use ILSE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will go unanswered so there how's your wife Ed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wanted to print out the word Simon a bunch of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > printer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > broke so I just hand wrote them out one at time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon and someone came along and said why don't you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mimeograph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine or something like that and I told him so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > require
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a Simon Templar wouldn't it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps YOU ned something simpler to use --- like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hectograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hey hectograph wow I didn't even know that's what it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > young we would go visit David also known as Randy in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right off the corner of the 610 South West Loop and we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > careers in David and I really liked it and it had the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > score
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sheets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't have enough score sheets so his mother kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here we can make more and now I realize it was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hectograph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that word in my life but then I haven't heard a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like duck but anyway we got out that hit the graph and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crummy blue form but it worked and by the way I hadn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 40
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years but they came down to visit Victoria just about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > weeks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ago
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had all kind of nice discussions and we sat right next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > each
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ramsay's restaurant and you can look that up there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ramseys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > restaurant here in Victoria and we were talking and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everybody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was talking around the table like humans or want to do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > donnn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you remember when I dropped a dart into your head and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > remember that what it was was a.m. sing were I went up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > top
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > building
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I dropped a dart from a very precise play this is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know like in pubs where they play darts and drink beer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the door right is that certain special place So in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bull's-eye every time it's very similar two in eighth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > set up a thing where you could toss a coin and have it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > side every time because it took all the variables out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tossing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would look kind of Leica something that sprang up you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but anyway Randy and I were playing with his door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roof of the tool shed and he put that dark just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place and everything but you know what happen hello
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got his head in the way in the dart stuck right into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't looking up it could've been a dart just right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only would've had one eye after that so I'm running
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my head and all I can say about it is is that it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > partially
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > explains
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I go into enough detail?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > More like a diatribe (that’s what the Native
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > American's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the war path)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run on sentences. there's really no such thing I mean you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sentences
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there kind a like they're going from antenna to antenna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your jogging shoes on and try to jog along one of The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > radio
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > waves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could try I guess it would be a run on sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And at your age it is the only type of running you can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are so wrong once again . I have explosive diarrhea I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hiroshima comes to mind and some people call it the runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in spades. Also on my hoe, my pitchfork , my shovel…
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > P:lease --- there are many euphemism’s you could have used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > below
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan Mambo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tiajuana Two Step
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Turkey Trots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Montezumas Revenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Trainers Tango
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Farringdon Foxtrot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Chelmsford Charleston.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Yiddisher Charleston. (Yes - there *was* one!)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Immodium Pandemonium The Galloping Gavotte The Puckering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Polka
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Holeallejah Chorus The Doo-se-Doo The Gluteal Gallops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ipecac lick'em, join'em?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those terms are all very charming.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you hear about the three Rrhea sisters???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pyo, Gono, and Dia.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you have a long relationship with them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no I have no relationship with them at all, however there were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > large flightless birds indigenous to South America that I won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you know that the prehistoric extinct Terror bird which was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could have held you down with its feet and ripped you apart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bill ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's some bird, eh?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so long as I am the one on the outside eating in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this old timey story I think its name was Faust and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > scene in there where there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a guy in a cage and someone comes up and says "wow you're stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > what did you do, isn't it too bad that you're trapped in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cage?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy says "this cage is not to keep me in but it's to keep you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > out "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's really philosophical I'll remember that forever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That depends on who you are on the outs with...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I had this friend he was a really good friend and he wanted to go
> > > > > > > > > > > > camping I
> > > > > > > > > > > > told him I don't know we're such good friends I don't wanna be on
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > outs
> > > > > > > > > > > > with you going camping and all
> > > > > > > > > > > So you felt in-tents over being asked to go.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Once Darlene and I went camping and we put up our tents which were a
> > > > > > > > > > side-by-side duplex arrangement , she wanted to get amorous but she
> > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > afraid that our tents were too close to other campers' tents so we
> > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > ahead
> > > > > > > > > > and felt in-tents out of view.
> > > > > > > > > Did you take your penicillin before or after??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No she doesn't have anything that needs to be treated by penicillin ,
> > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > does have AIDS however and darn it we didn't have any protection along
> > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > well I'm sorry but this batch of four is going to be the last.
> > > > > > > A last-ing gift.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Gonorrhea. The gift that keeps on giving.
> > > > > Applause please --- <clap><clap><clap>
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I gots de clap and de blue balls, too.
> > > >
> > > > De clap don't hurt but de blue balls do.
> > > >
> > > > – Vonnegut
> > > That is swell of you to mention that
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > There was this fellow who stayed up all night on his wedding night wondering
> > when the swelling would go down.
> That must have been hard on his bride...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 21 Apr 2022 10:43 UTC

On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3813ca96-c566-4bb4-b464-a7dfdafcf805n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:15:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4aa28a24-9da5-4e27...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:38:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b6572bb5-ffa0-4fc2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, April 19, 2022 at 10:54:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<304f4aab-add2-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 2:33:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<10c24260-8537-44c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 5:27:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<eaf6fa6d-543a-4509...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:09:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<555ce8b9-0694-41b4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:06:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a4b332b-9278-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4656c0df-9f1d-481e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:16:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2606ea9-ed8b-44f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:04:21 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<df5b6331-c688-4afd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:16:52 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<df086771-cf5b-44e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:49:21 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a40c2b4-8d8f-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 11:23:46 AM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:11:55 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed69802a-9552-46f2...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:15:59 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:30:21 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa5cce48-6b89-4f25...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 12:25:38 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:36:49 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1ccae23-da06-43e9...@googlegroup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:34:22 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You forgot the Novel by Dostoevsky “Crimea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Punishment"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this guy that stole dogs so he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guilty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > petty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > theft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was caught but he tried to get out of it ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > police
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Crime?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Me? Uh, no way, I'm a saint."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Isle thread I can't use anymore because it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when scrolling so by default if you don't say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other four but if you would like to replace it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thread
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > free
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to communicate that information to me . thank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cut the dangling thread,,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I knew it, I just knew it I'm trying to convey a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > useful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > piece
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > practical
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > information to you and I just knew you'd make a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it everything here is a pun pun hear thunder
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hear a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everywhere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun but my statement still stands I can't use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ILSE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will go unanswered so there how's your wife Ed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wanted to print out the word Simon a bunch of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > printer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > broke so I just hand wrote them out one at time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon and someone came along and said why don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mimeograph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine or something like that and I told him so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > require
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a Simon Templar wouldn't it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps YOU ned something simpler to use --- like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hectograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hey hectograph wow I didn't even know that's what it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > young we would go visit David also known as Randy in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right off the corner of the 610 South West Loop and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > careers in David and I really liked it and it had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > score
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sheets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't have enough score sheets so his mother kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here we can make more and now I realize it was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hectograph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that word in my life but then I haven't heard a lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like duck but anyway we got out that hit the graph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crummy blue form but it worked and by the way I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hadn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 40
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years but they came down to visit Victoria just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > weeks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ago
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had all kind of nice discussions and we sat right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > each
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ramsay's restaurant and you can look that up there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ramseys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > restaurant here in Victoria and we were talking and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everybody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was talking around the table like humans or want to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > donnn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you remember when I dropped a dart into your head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > remember that what it was was a.m. sing were I went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > top
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > building
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I dropped a dart from a very precise play this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know like in pubs where they play darts and drink
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the door right is that certain special place So in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bull's-eye every time it's very similar two in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eighth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > set up a thing where you could toss a coin and have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > side every time because it took all the variables
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tossing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would look kind of Leica something that sprang up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but anyway Randy and I were playing with his door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roof of the tool shed and he put that dark just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place and everything but you know what happen hello
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got his head in the way in the dart stuck right into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't looking up it could've been a dart just right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only would've had one eye after that so I'm running
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my head and all I can say about it is is that it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > partially
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > explains
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I go into enough detail?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > More like a diatribe (that’s what the Native
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > American's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the war path)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run on sentences. there's really no such thing I mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sentences
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there kind a like they're going from antenna to antenna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your jogging shoes on and try to jog along one of The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > radio
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > waves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could try I guess it would be a run on sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And at your age it is the only type of running you can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are so wrong once again . I have explosive diarrhea I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hiroshima comes to mind and some people call it the runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in spades. Also on my hoe, my pitchfork , my shovel…
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > P:lease --- there are many euphemism’s you could have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > below
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan Mambo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tiajuana Two Step
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Turkey Trots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Montezumas Revenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Trainers Tango
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Farringdon Foxtrot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Chelmsford Charleston.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Yiddisher Charleston. (Yes - there *was* one!)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Immodium Pandemonium The Galloping Gavotte The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Puckering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Polka
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Holeallejah Chorus The Doo-se-Doo The Gluteal Gallops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ipecac lick'em, join'em?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those terms are all very charming.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you hear about the three Rrhea sisters???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pyo, Gono, and Dia.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you have a long relationship with them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no I have no relationship with them at all, however there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > large flightless birds indigenous to South America that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you know that the prehistoric extinct Terror bird which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could have held you down with its feet and ripped you apart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bill ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's some bird, eh?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so long as I am the one on the outside eating in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this old timey story I think its name was Faust and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > scene in there where there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a guy in a cage and someone comes up and says "wow you're stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what did you do, isn't it too bad that you're trapped in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cage?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy says "this cage is not to keep me in but it's to keep you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's really philosophical I'll remember that forever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That depends on who you are on the outs with...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this friend he was a really good friend and he wanted to go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > camping I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > told him I don't know we're such good friends I don't wanna be on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > outs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with you going camping and all
> > > > > > > > > > > > So you felt in-tents over being asked to go.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Once Darlene and I went camping and we put up our tents which were
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > side-by-side duplex arrangement , she wanted to get amorous but she
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > afraid that our tents were too close to other campers' tents so we
> > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > ahead
> > > > > > > > > > > and felt in-tents out of view.
> > > > > > > > > > Did you take your penicillin before or after??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No she doesn't have anything that needs to be treated by penicillin ,
> > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > does have AIDS however and darn it we didn't have any protection
> > > > > > > > > along
> > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > well I'm sorry but this batch of four is going to be the last.
> > > > > > > > A last-ing gift.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Gonorrhea. The gift that keeps on giving.
> > > > > > Applause please --- <clap><clap><clap>
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I gots de clap and de blue balls, too.
> > > > >
> > > > > De clap don't hurt but de blue balls do.
> > > > >
> > > > > – Vonnegut
> > > > That is swell of you to mention that
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > There was this fellow who stayed up all night on his wedding night
> > > wondering
> > > when the swelling would go down.
> > That must have been hard on his bride...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Well , actually he was gay so his "bride "was a male that shared that state
> with him.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 21 Apr 2022 20:08 UTC

On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:44:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3813ca96-c566-4bb4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:15:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4aa28a24-9da5-4e27...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:38:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b6572bb5-ffa0-4fc2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, April 19, 2022 at 10:54:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<304f4aab-add2-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 2:33:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<10c24260-8537-44c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 5:27:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<eaf6fa6d-543a-4509...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:09:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<555ce8b9-0694-41b4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:06:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a4b332b-9278-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4656c0df-9f1d-481e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:16:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2606ea9-ed8b-44f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:04:21 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<df5b6331-c688-4afd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:16:52 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<df086771-cf5b-44e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:49:21 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a40c2b4-8d8f-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 11:23:46 AM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:11:55 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed69802a-9552-46f2...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:15:59 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:30:21 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa5cce48-6b89-4f25...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 12:25:38 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:36:49 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1ccae23-da06-43e9...@googlegroup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:34:22 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You forgot the Novel by Dostoevsky “Crimea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Punishment"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this guy that stole dogs so he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guilty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > petty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > theft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was caught but he tried to get out of it ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > police
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Crime?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Me? Uh, no way, I'm a saint."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Isle thread I can't use anymore because it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when scrolling so by default if you don't say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other four but if you would like to replace it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thread
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > free
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to communicate that information to me . thank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cut the dangling thread,,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I knew it, I just knew it I'm trying to convey a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > useful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > piece
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > practical
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > information to you and I just knew you'd make a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it everything here is a pun pun hear thunder
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hear a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everywhere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun but my statement still stands I can't use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ILSE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will go unanswered so there how's your wife Ed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wanted to print out the word Simon a bunch of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > printer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > broke so I just hand wrote them out one at time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon and someone came along and said why don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mimeograph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine or something like that and I told him so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > require
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a Simon Templar wouldn't it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps YOU ned something simpler to use --- like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hectograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hey hectograph wow I didn't even know that's what it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > young we would go visit David also known as Randy in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right off the corner of the 610 South West Loop and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > careers in David and I really liked it and it had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > score
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sheets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't have enough score sheets so his mother kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here we can make more and now I realize it was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hectograph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that word in my life but then I haven't heard a lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like duck but anyway we got out that hit the graph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crummy blue form but it worked and by the way I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hadn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 40
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years but they came down to visit Victoria just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > weeks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ago
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had all kind of nice discussions and we sat right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > each
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ramsay's restaurant and you can look that up there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ramseys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > restaurant here in Victoria and we were talking and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everybody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was talking around the table like humans or want to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > donnn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you remember when I dropped a dart into your head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > remember that what it was was a.m. sing were I went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > top
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > building
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I dropped a dart from a very precise play this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know like in pubs where they play darts and drink
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the door right is that certain special place So in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bull's-eye every time it's very similar two in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eighth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > set up a thing where you could toss a coin and have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > side every time because it took all the variables
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tossing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would look kind of Leica something that sprang up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but anyway Randy and I were playing with his door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roof of the tool shed and he put that dark just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place and everything but you know what happen hello
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got his head in the way in the dart stuck right into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't looking up it could've been a dart just right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only would've had one eye after that so I'm running
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my head and all I can say about it is is that it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > partially
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > explains
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I go into enough detail?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > More like a diatribe (that’s what the Native
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > American's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the war path)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run on sentences. there's really no such thing I mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sentences
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there kind a like they're going from antenna to antenna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your jogging shoes on and try to jog along one of The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > radio
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > waves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could try I guess it would be a run on sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And at your age it is the only type of running you can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are so wrong once again . I have explosive diarrhea I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hiroshima comes to mind and some people call it the runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in spades. Also on my hoe, my pitchfork , my shovel…
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > P:lease --- there are many euphemism’s you could have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > below
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan Mambo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tiajuana Two Step
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Turkey Trots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Montezumas Revenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Trainers Tango
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Farringdon Foxtrot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Chelmsford Charleston.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Yiddisher Charleston. (Yes - there *was* one!)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Immodium Pandemonium The Galloping Gavotte The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Puckering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Polka
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Holeallejah Chorus The Doo-se-Doo The Gluteal Gallops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ipecac lick'em, join'em?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those terms are all very charming.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you hear about the three Rrhea sisters???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pyo, Gono, and Dia.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you have a long relationship with them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no I have no relationship with them at all, however there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > large flightless birds indigenous to South America that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you know that the prehistoric extinct Terror bird which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could have held you down with its feet and ripped you apart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bill ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's some bird, eh?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so long as I am the one on the outside eating in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this old timey story I think its name was Faust and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > scene in there where there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a guy in a cage and someone comes up and says "wow you're stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what did you do, isn't it too bad that you're trapped in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cage?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy says "this cage is not to keep me in but it's to keep you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's really philosophical I'll remember that forever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That depends on who you are on the outs with....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this friend he was a really good friend and he wanted to go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > camping I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > told him I don't know we're such good friends I don't wanna be on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > outs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with you going camping and all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So you felt in-tents over being asked to go.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Once Darlene and I went camping and we put up our tents which were
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > side-by-side duplex arrangement , she wanted to get amorous but she
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > afraid that our tents were too close to other campers' tents so we
> > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > ahead
> > > > > > > > > > > > and felt in-tents out of view.
> > > > > > > > > > > Did you take your penicillin before or after??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No she doesn't have anything that needs to be treated by penicillin ,
> > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > does have AIDS however and darn it we didn't have any protection
> > > > > > > > > > along
> > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > well I'm sorry but this batch of four is going to be the last.
> > > > > > > > > A last-ing gift.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Gonorrhea. The gift that keeps on giving.
> > > > > > > Applause please --- <clap><clap><clap>
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I gots de clap and de blue balls, too.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > De clap don't hurt but de blue balls do.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > – Vonnegut
> > > > > That is swell of you to mention that
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > There was this fellow who stayed up all night on his wedding night
> > > > wondering
> > > > when the swelling would go down.
> > > That must have been hard on his bride...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Well , actually he was gay so his "bride "was a male that shared that state
> > with him.
> One of whom finds the the hole thing quite inconvenient
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7a5bf531-d3fb-4bce-b82f-1e53424eae00n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:44:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<3813ca96-c566-4bb4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > Well , actually he was gay so his "bride "was a male that shared that state
> > > with him.
> > One of whom finds the the hole thing quite inconvenient
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> If one eats hole wheat bread it gives one the stamina for such activities.

But for the hole experience -- ,use Swiss Cheese instead.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 22 Apr 2022 11:29 UTC

On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:36:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7a5bf531-d3fb-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:44:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3813ca96-c566-4bb4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > Well , actually he was gay so his "bride "was a male that shared that state
> > > > with him.
> > > One of whom finds the the hole thing quite inconvenient
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > If one eats hole wheat bread it gives one the stamina for such activities.
> But for the hole experience -- ,use Swiss Cheese instead.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Those holes were carved by a Swiss Army knife.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 22 Apr 2022 13:35 UTC

On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5ce6f6eb-1d1d-4106-9b2a-d4e2a8b62fc2n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:36:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7a5bf531-d3fb-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:44:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3813ca96-c566-4bb4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > Well , actually he was gay so his "bride "was a male that shared that
> > > > > state
> > > > > with him.
> > > > One of whom finds the the hole thing quite inconvenient
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > If one eats hole wheat bread it gives one the stamina for such activities.
> > But for the hole experience -- ,use Swiss Cheese instead.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Those holes were carved by a Swiss Army knife.

While you had a slow day at the orifice

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:35:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5ce6f6eb-1d1d-4106...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:36:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<7a5bf531-d3fb-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:44:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<3813ca96-c566-4bb4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well , actually he was gay so his "bride "was a male that shared that
> > > > > > state
> > > > > > with him.
> > > > > One of whom finds the the hole thing quite inconvenient
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > If one eats hole wheat bread it gives one the stamina for such activities.
> > > But for the hole experience -- ,use Swiss Cheese instead.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Those holes were carved by a Swiss Army knife.
> While you had a slow day at the orifice
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I like to be near Darlene while I work and I do work at home and Darlene has this habit of being nude during the day and she likes me so she comes over and sits near me nude and everything and one day there wasn't a lot of work to do so I had a slow day at the orifice.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 23 Apr 2022 07:37 UTC

On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:35:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5ce6f6eb-1d1d-4106...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:36:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<7a5bf531-d3fb-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:44:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<3813ca96-c566-4bb4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Well , actually he was gay so his "bride "was a male that shared that
> > > > > > > state
> > > > > > > with him.
> > > > > > One of whom finds the the hole thing quite inconvenient
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > If one eats hole wheat bread it gives one the stamina for such
> > > > > activities.
> > > > But for the hole experience -- ,use Swiss Cheese instead.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Those holes were carved by a Swiss Army knife.
> > While you had a slow day at the orifice
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I like to be near Darlene while I work and I do work at home and Darlene has
> this habit of being nude during the day and she likes me so she comes over
> and sits near me nude and everything and one day there wasn't a lot of work
> to do so I had a slow day at the orifice.

So that is where the screams of “Put it on --- put it on,,,,” have been
coming from

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:37:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<025c2481-5fa2-4fd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:35:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5ce6f6eb-1d1d-4106...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:36:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7a5bf531-d3fb-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:44:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<3813ca96-c566-4bb4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Well , actually he was gay so his "bride "was a male that shared that
> > > > > > > > state
> > > > > > > > with him.
> > > > > > > One of whom finds the the hole thing quite inconvenient
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > If one eats hole wheat bread it gives one the stamina for such
> > > > > > activities.
> > > > > But for the hole experience -- ,use Swiss Cheese instead.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Those holes were carved by a Swiss Army knife.
> > > While you had a slow day at the orifice
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I like to be near Darlene while I work and I do work at home and Darlene has
> > this habit of being nude during the day and she likes me so she comes over
> > and sits near me nude and everything and one day there wasn't a lot of work
> > to do so I had a slow day at the orifice.
> So that is where the screams of “Put it on --- put it on,,,,” have been
> coming from
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Actually due to Putin's war crimes they had him skinned and they made a shirt out of his hide so when in the future his successor will be riding around on horseback shirtless his aide can come out and say "here , you're really ugly from the waist up , Putin this on."

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 by: Mike - Sun, 24 Apr 2022 07:24 UTC

On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3e183eca-eee3-4358-a43a-685de0e2944cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:37:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<025c2481-5fa2-4fd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:35:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5ce6f6eb-1d1d-4106...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:36:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<7a5bf531-d3fb-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:44:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<3813ca96-c566-4bb4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Well , actually he was gay so his "bride "was a male that shared that
> > > > > > > > > state
> > > > > > > > > with him.
> > > > > > > > One of whom finds the the hole thing quite inconvenient
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > If one eats hole wheat bread it gives one the stamina for such
> > > > > > > activities.
> > > > > > But for the hole experience -- ,use Swiss Cheese instead.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Those holes were carved by a Swiss Army knife.
> > > > While you had a slow day at the orifice
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I like to be near Darlene while I work and I do work at home and Darlene
> > > has
> > > this habit of being nude during the day and she likes me so she comes over
> > > and sits near me nude and everything and one day there wasn't a lot of work
> > > to do so I had a slow day at the orifice.
> > So that is where the screams of “Put it on --- put it on,,,,” have been
> > coming from
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Actually due to Putin's war crimes they had him skinned and they made a shirt
> out of his hide so when in the future his successor will be riding around on
> horseback shirtless his aide can come out and say "here , you're really ugly
> from the waist up , Putin this on.”
To itch his (or her) own

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 24 Apr 2022 13:48 UTC

lol On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:24:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3e183eca-eee3-4358...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:37:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<025c2481-5fa2-4fd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:35:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5ce6f6eb-1d1d-4106...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:36:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7a5bf531-d3fb-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:44:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<3813ca96-c566-4bb4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Well , actually he was gay so his "bride "was a male that shared that
> > > > > > > > > > state
> > > > > > > > > > with him.
> > > > > > > > > One of whom finds the the hole thing quite inconvenient
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > If one eats hole wheat bread it gives one the stamina for such
> > > > > > > > activities.
> > > > > > > But for the hole experience -- ,use Swiss Cheese instead.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Those holes were carved by a Swiss Army knife.
> > > > > While you had a slow day at the orifice
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I like to be near Darlene while I work and I do work at home and Darlene
> > > > has
> > > > this habit of being nude during the day and she likes me so she comes over
> > > > and sits near me nude and everything and one day there wasn't a lot of work
> > > > to do so I had a slow day at the orifice.
> > > So that is where the screams of “Put it on --- put it on,,,,” have been
> > > coming from
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Actually due to Putin's war crimes they had him skinned and they made a shirt
> > out of his hide so when in the future his successor will be riding around on
> > horseback shirtless his aide can come out and say "here , you're really ugly
> > from the waist up , Putin this on.”
> To itch his (or her) own
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes , since the successor really liked the shirt made out of Putin's skin we would say "To itch his own."

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On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b57f2d7e-8817-4e89-84f9-524ff8fc7c6cn@googlegroups.com>):

> lol On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:24:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<3e183eca-eee3-4358...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:37:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<025c2481-5fa2-4fd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:35:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5ce6f6eb-1d1d-4106...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:36:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<7a5bf531-d3fb-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:44:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<3813ca96-c566-4bb4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Well , actually he was gay so his "bride "was a male that shared
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > state
> > > > > > > > > > > with him.
> > > > > > > > > > One of whom finds the the hole thing quite inconvenient
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > If one eats hole wheat bread it gives one the stamina for such
> > > > > > > > > activities.
> > > > > > > > But for the hole experience -- ,use Swiss Cheese instead.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Those holes were carved by a Swiss Army knife.
> > > > > > While you had a slow day at the orifice
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I like to be near Darlene while I work and I do work at home and Darlene
> > > > > has
> > > > > this habit of being nude during the day and she likes me so she comes
> > > > > over
> > > > > and sits near me nude and everything and one day there wasn't a lot of
> > > > > work
> > > > > to do so I had a slow day at the orifice.
> > > > So that is where the screams of “Put it on --- put it on,,,,” have
> > > > been
> > > > coming from
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Actually due to Putin's war crimes they had him skinned and they made a
> > > shirt
> > > out of his hide so when in the future his successor will be riding around
> > > on
> > > horseback shirtless his aide can come out and say "here , you're really
> > > ugly
> > > from the waist up , Putin this on.”
> > To itch his (or her) own
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes , since the successor really liked the shirt made out of Putin's skin we
> would say "To itch his own.”
I hope you did not use that old line on your girl and invite her up to see
your itch-ings

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 24 Apr 2022 22:36 UTC

On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:52:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b57f2d7e-8817-4e89...@googlegroups.com>):
> > lol On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:24:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3e183eca-eee3-4358...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:37:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<025c2481-5fa2-4fd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:35:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5ce6f6eb-1d1d-4106...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:36:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5bf531-d3fb-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:44:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3813ca96-c566-4bb4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Well , actually he was gay so his "bride "was a male that shared
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > state
> > > > > > > > > > > > with him.
> > > > > > > > > > > One of whom finds the the hole thing quite inconvenient
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > If one eats hole wheat bread it gives one the stamina for such
> > > > > > > > > > activities.
> > > > > > > > > But for the hole experience -- ,use Swiss Cheese instead.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Those holes were carved by a Swiss Army knife.
> > > > > > > While you had a slow day at the orifice
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I like to be near Darlene while I work and I do work at home and Darlene
> > > > > > has
> > > > > > this habit of being nude during the day and she likes me so she comes
> > > > > > over
> > > > > > and sits near me nude and everything and one day there wasn't a lot of
> > > > > > work
> > > > > > to do so I had a slow day at the orifice.
> > > > > So that is where the screams of “Put it on --- put it on,,,,” have
> > > > > been
> > > > > coming from
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Actually due to Putin's war crimes they had him skinned and they made a
> > > > shirt
> > > > out of his hide so when in the future his successor will be riding around
> > > > on
> > > > horseback shirtless his aide can come out and say "here , you're really
> > > > ugly
> > > > from the waist up , Putin this on.”
> > > To itch his (or her) own
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes , since the successor really liked the shirt made out of Putin's skin we
> > would say "To itch his own.”
> I hope you did not use that old line on your girl and invite her up to see
> your itch-ings
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Contrary to the last post I'm not going bye bye .

I asked Darlene to come up and see my etchings and she said the very best way to see etchings is while reciting the I Ching.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 25 Apr 2022 10:25 UTC

On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4f07f600-8510-4ed7-990e-7fe63a82c6c5n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:52:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b57f2d7e-8817-4e89...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > lol On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:24:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3e183eca-eee3-4358...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:37:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<025c2481-5fa2-4fd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:35:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5ce6f6eb-1d1d-4106...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:36:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5bf531-d3fb-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:44:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3813ca96-c566-4bb4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , actually he was gay so his "bride "was a male that shared
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > state
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > One of whom finds the the hole thing quite inconvenient
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > If one eats hole wheat bread it gives one the stamina for such
> > > > > > > > > > > activities.
> > > > > > > > > > But for the hole experience -- ,use Swiss Cheese instead.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Those holes were carved by a Swiss Army knife.
> > > > > > > > While you had a slow day at the orifice
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I like to be near Darlene while I work and I do work at home and
> > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > this habit of being nude during the day and she likes me so she comes
> > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > and sits near me nude and everything and one day there wasn't a lot of
> > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > to do so I had a slow day at the orifice.
> > > > > > So that is where the screams of “Put it on --- put it on,,,,” have
> > > > > > been
> > > > > > coming from
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Actually due to Putin's war crimes they had him skinned and they made a
> > > > > shirt
> > > > > out of his hide so when in the future his successor will be riding around
> > > > > on
> > > > > horseback shirtless his aide can come out and say "here , you're really
> > > > > ugly
> > > > > from the waist up , Putin this on.”
> > > > To itch his (or her) own
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes , since the successor really liked the shirt made out of Putin's skin
> > > we
> > > would say "To itch his own.”
> > I hope you did not use that old line on your girl and invite her up to see
> > your itch-ings
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Contrary to the last post I'm not going bye bye .
>
> I asked Darlene to come up and see my etchings and she said the very best way
> to see etchings is while reciting the I Ching.

Drawing on previous experiences???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 25 Apr 2022 17:14 UTC

On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:25:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4f07f600-8510-4ed7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:52:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b57f2d7e-8817-4e89...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > lol On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:24:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<3e183eca-eee3-4358...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:37:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<025c2481-5fa2-4fd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:35:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5ce6f6eb-1d1d-4106...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:36:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5bf531-d3fb-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:44:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3813ca96-c566-4bb4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , actually he was gay so his "bride "was a male that shared
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > state
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > One of whom finds the the hole thing quite inconvenient
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > If one eats hole wheat bread it gives one the stamina for such
> > > > > > > > > > > > activities.
> > > > > > > > > > > But for the hole experience -- ,use Swiss Cheese instead.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Those holes were carved by a Swiss Army knife.
> > > > > > > > > While you had a slow day at the orifice
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I like to be near Darlene while I work and I do work at home and
> > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > this habit of being nude during the day and she likes me so she comes
> > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > and sits near me nude and everything and one day there wasn't a lot of
> > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > to do so I had a slow day at the orifice.
> > > > > > > So that is where the screams of “Put it on --- put it on,,,,” have
> > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > coming from
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Actually due to Putin's war crimes they had him skinned and they made a
> > > > > > shirt
> > > > > > out of his hide so when in the future his successor will be riding around
> > > > > > on
> > > > > > horseback shirtless his aide can come out and say "here , you're really
> > > > > > ugly
> > > > > > from the waist up , Putin this on.”
> > > > > To itch his (or her) own
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes , since the successor really liked the shirt made out of Putin's skin
> > > > we
> > > > would say "To itch his own.”
> > > I hope you did not use that old line on your girl and invite her up to see
> > > your itch-ings
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Contrary to the last post I'm not going bye bye .
> >
> > I asked Darlene to come up and see my etchings and she said the very best way
> > to see etchings is while reciting the I Ching.
> Drawing on previous experiences???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I am a great artist but I have trouble finding canvases so one night I was walking through a back alley and I experienced some wonderful canvases which had been tossed out but were still perfectly usable so I took them to my artist place and I started drawing on past experiences, so to speak.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 25 Apr 2022 20:11 UTC

On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<596a7219-792d-464a-ada6-77fe6d683d6dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:25:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4f07f600-8510-4ed7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:52:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b57f2d7e-8817-4e89...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > lol On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:24:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<3e183eca-eee3-4358...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:37:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<025c2481-5fa2-4fd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:35:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5ce6f6eb-1d1d-4106...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:36:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5bf531-d3fb-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:44:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3813ca96-c566-4bb4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , actually he was gay so his "bride "was a male that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shared
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > state
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of whom finds the the hole thing quite inconvenient
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > If one eats hole wheat bread it gives one the stamina for such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > activities.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But for the hole experience -- ,use Swiss Cheese instead.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Those holes were carved by a Swiss Army knife.
> > > > > > > > > > While you had a slow day at the orifice
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I like to be near Darlene while I work and I do work at home and
> > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > this habit of being nude during the day and she likes me so she comes
> > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > and sits near me nude and everything and one day there wasn't a lot
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > to do so I had a slow day at the orifice.
> > > > > > > > So that is where the screams of “Put it on --- put it on,,,,” have
> > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > coming from
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Actually due to Putin's war crimes they had him skinned and they made a
> > > > > > > shirt
> > > > > > > out of his hide so when in the future his successor will be riding
> > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > horseback shirtless his aide can come out and say "here , you're really
> > > > > > > ugly
> > > > > > > from the waist up , Putin this on.”
> > > > > > To itch his (or her) own
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes , since the successor really liked the shirt made out of Putin's skin
> > > > > we
> > > > > would say "To itch his own.”
> > > > I hope you did not use that old line on your girl and invite her up to see
> > > > your itch-ings
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Contrary to the last post I'm not going bye bye .
> > >
> > > I asked Darlene to come up and see my etchings and she said the very best
> > > way
> > > to see etchings is while reciting the I Ching.
> > Drawing on previous experiences???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I am a great artist but I have trouble finding canvases so one night I was
> walking through a back alley and I experienced some wonderful canvases which
> had been tossed out but were still perfectly usable so I took them to my
> artist place and I started drawing on past experiences, so to speak.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 26 Apr 2022 04:41 UTC

On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:11:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<596a7219-792d-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:25:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4f07f600-8510-4ed7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:52:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b57f2d7e-8817-4e89...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > lol On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:24:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<3e183eca-eee3-4358...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:37:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<025c2481-5fa2-4fd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:35:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5ce6f6eb-1d1d-4106...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:36:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5bf531-d3fb-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:44:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3813ca96-c566-4bb4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , actually he was gay so his "bride "was a male that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shared
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > state
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of whom finds the the hole thing quite inconvenient
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > If one eats hole wheat bread it gives one the stamina for such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > activities.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But for the hole experience -- ,use Swiss Cheese instead.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Those holes were carved by a Swiss Army knife.
> > > > > > > > > > > While you had a slow day at the orifice
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I like to be near Darlene while I work and I do work at home and
> > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > this habit of being nude during the day and she likes me so she comes
> > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > and sits near me nude and everything and one day there wasn't a lot
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > to do so I had a slow day at the orifice.
> > > > > > > > > So that is where the screams of “Put it on --- put it on,,,,” have
> > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > coming from
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Actually due to Putin's war crimes they had him skinned and they made a
> > > > > > > > shirt
> > > > > > > > out of his hide so when in the future his successor will be riding
> > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > horseback shirtless his aide can come out and say "here , you're really
> > > > > > > > ugly
> > > > > > > > from the waist up , Putin this on.”
> > > > > > > To itch his (or her) own
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes , since the successor really liked the shirt made out of Putin's skin
> > > > > > we
> > > > > > would say "To itch his own.”
> > > > > I hope you did not use that old line on your girl and invite her up to see
> > > > > your itch-ings
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Contrary to the last post I'm not going bye bye .
> > > >
> > > > I asked Darlene to come up and see my etchings and she said the very best
> > > > way
> > > > to see etchings is while reciting the I Ching.
> > > Drawing on previous experiences???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I am a great artist but I have trouble finding canvases so one night I was
> > walking through a back alley and I experienced some wonderful canvases which
> > had been tossed out but were still perfectly usable so I took them to my
> > artist place and I started drawing on past experiences, so to speak.
> Aisle hold my judgement till I see you “work"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 26 Apr 2022 10:21 UTC

On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ab7c1a90-71e9-40f7-b3b3-b488c8e23469n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:11:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<596a7219-792d-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:25:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4f07f600-8510-4ed7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:52:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b57f2d7e-8817-4e89...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > lol On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:24:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<3e183eca-eee3-4358...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:37:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<025c2481-5fa2-4fd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:35:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5ce6f6eb-1d1d-4106...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:36:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5bf531-d3fb-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:44:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3813ca96-c566-4bb4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , actually he was gay so his "bride "was a male that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shared
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > state
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of whom finds the the hole thing quite inconvenient
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If one eats hole wheat bread it gives one the stamina for such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activities.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But for the hole experience -- ,use Swiss Cheese instead.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Those holes were carved by a Swiss Army knife.
> > > > > > > > > > > > While you had a slow day at the orifice
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I like to be near Darlene while I work and I do work at home and
> > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > this habit of being nude during the day and she likes me so she
> > > > > > > > > > > comes
> > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > and sits near me nude and everything and one day there wasn't a lot
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > to do so I had a slow day at the orifice.
> > > > > > > > > > So that is where the screams of “Put it on --- put it on,,,,”
> > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > coming from
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Actually due to Putin's war crimes they had him skinned and they
> > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > shirt
> > > > > > > > > out of his hide so when in the future his successor will be riding
> > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > horseback shirtless his aide can come out and say "here , you're
> > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > ugly
> > > > > > > > > from the waist up , Putin this on.”
> > > > > > > > To itch his (or her) own
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes , since the successor really liked the shirt made out of Putin's
> > > > > > > skin
> > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > would say "To itch his own.”
> > > > > > I hope you did not use that old line on your girl and invite her up to
> > > > > > see
> > > > > > your itch-ings
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Contrary to the last post I'm not going bye bye .
> > > > >
> > > > > I asked Darlene to come up and see my etchings and she said the very best
> > > > > way
> > > > > to see etchings is while reciting the I Ching.
> > > > Drawing on previous experiences???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I am a great artist but I have trouble finding canvases so one night I was
> > > walking through a back alley and I experienced some wonderful canvases
> > > which
> > > had been tossed out but were still perfectly usable so I took them to my
> > > artist place and I started drawing on past experiences, so to speak.
> > Aisle hold my judgement till I see you “work"
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I once ran an amusement park for children and we had all these little cars
> that children could ride called kiddy cars and when we parked them at night
> they had to be exactly right , the area where we stored them over night was
> an aisle basically , we had to park them in this aisle , so this lady came to
> visit our little amusement park and she was from an old game show and her
> name was Kitty Car Aisle.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 26 Apr 2022 16:41 UTC

On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:21:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ab7c1a90-71e9-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:11:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<596a7219-792d-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:25:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4f07f600-8510-4ed7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:52:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b57f2d7e-8817-4e89...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > lol On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:24:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<3e183eca-eee3-4358...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:37:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<025c2481-5fa2-4fd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:35:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5ce6f6eb-1d1d-4106...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:36:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5bf531-d3fb-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:44:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3813ca96-c566-4bb4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , actually he was gay so his "bride "was a male that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shared
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > state
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of whom finds the the hole thing quite inconvenient
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If one eats hole wheat bread it gives one the stamina for such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activities.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But for the hole experience -- ,use Swiss Cheese instead.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those holes were carved by a Swiss Army knife.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > While you had a slow day at the orifice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I like to be near Darlene while I work and I do work at home and
> > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > this habit of being nude during the day and she likes me so she
> > > > > > > > > > > > comes
> > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > and sits near me nude and everything and one day there wasn't a lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > to do so I had a slow day at the orifice.
> > > > > > > > > > > So that is where the screams of “Put it on --- put it on,,,,”
> > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > coming from
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Actually due to Putin's war crimes they had him skinned and they
> > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > shirt
> > > > > > > > > > out of his hide so when in the future his successor will be riding
> > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > horseback shirtless his aide can come out and say "here , you're
> > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > ugly
> > > > > > > > > > from the waist up , Putin this on.”
> > > > > > > > > To itch his (or her) own
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes , since the successor really liked the shirt made out of Putin's
> > > > > > > > skin
> > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > would say "To itch his own.”
> > > > > > > I hope you did not use that old line on your girl and invite her up to
> > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > your itch-ings
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Contrary to the last post I'm not going bye bye .
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I asked Darlene to come up and see my etchings and she said the very best
> > > > > > way
> > > > > > to see etchings is while reciting the I Ching.
> > > > > Drawing on previous experiences???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I am a great artist but I have trouble finding canvases so one night I was
> > > > walking through a back alley and I experienced some wonderful canvases
> > > > which
> > > > had been tossed out but were still perfectly usable so I took them to my
> > > > artist place and I started drawing on past experiences, so to speak..
> > > Aisle hold my judgement till I see you “work"
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I once ran an amusement park for children and we had all these little cars
> > that children could ride called kiddy cars and when we parked them at night
> > they had to be exactly right , the area where we stored them over night was
> > an aisle basically , we had to park them in this aisle , so this lady came to
> > visit our little amusement park and she was from an old game show and her
> > name was Kitty Car Aisle.
> To tell the truth, I doubt it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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