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 by: Mike - Sat, 16 Apr 2022 09:45 UTC

When rain falls, it gets up again in dew time

Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 16 Apr 2022 15:57 UTC

On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:45:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> When rain falls, it gets up again in dew time
>
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

no wait a minute Mike you say that rain gets it up that's in the sense of having an erection? I seriously doubt that raindrops don't have to reproduce by mating with one another they reproduce in the cloud you know the cloud that huge computer in the sky

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 by: Mike - Sat, 16 Apr 2022 20:51 UTC

On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c182b522-f12a-495b-ad99-9c0384d65ccdn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:45:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > When rain falls, it gets up again in dew time
> >
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> no wait a minute Mike you say that rain gets it up that's in the sense of
> having an erection? I seriously doubt that raindrops don't have to reproduce
> by mating with one another they reproduce in the cloud you know the cloud
> that huge computer in the sky

But when they grow up -- they are fit to be tide

Michael LeVine
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diagnosing it incorrectly,
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 17 Apr 2022 13:57 UTC

On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:51:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c182b522-f12a-495b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:45:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > When rain falls, it gets up again in dew time
> > >
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > no wait a minute Mike you say that rain gets it up that's in the sense of
> > having an erection? I seriously doubt that raindrops don't have to reproduce
> > by mating with one another they reproduce in the cloud you know the cloud
> > that huge computer in the sky
> But when they grow up -- they are fit to be tide
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

We've all heard that saying "that's water under the bridge " meaning whatever it was cannot be revisited but just think about that that water flows out into the ocean , it gets evaporated by the sun , those clouds come back over land, they go upstream from the bridge and rain, then that water flows again under the bridge so we can actually see that water that flows under the bridge may come back around as in "what goes around comes around " so never believe old sayings, as Isaac Newton said (and he made an excellent cookie) "for every saying there is an equal and opposite saying."

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 by: Mike - Sun, 17 Apr 2022 15:05 UTC

On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5701df09-d259-4b84-ba2f-977e09171a13n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:51:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c182b522-f12a-495b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:45:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > When rain falls, it gets up again in dew time
> > > >
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > no wait a minute Mike you say that rain gets it up that's in the sense of
> > > having an erection? I seriously doubt that raindrops don't have to
> > > reproduce
> > > by mating with one another they reproduce in the cloud you know the cloud
> > > that huge computer in the sky
> > But when they grow up -- they are fit to be tide
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> We've all heard that saying "that's water under the bridge " meaning whatever
> it was cannot be revisited but just think about that that water flows out
> into the ocean , it gets evaporated by the sun , those clouds come back over
> land, they go upstream from the bridge and rain, then that water flows again
> under the bridge so we can actually see that water that flows under the
> bridge may come back around as in "what goes around comes around " so never
> believe old sayings, as Isaac Newton said (and he made an excellent cookie)
> "for every saying there is an equal and opposite saying.”
Water we going to do about your run on sentences???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 17 Apr 2022 18:26 UTC

On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:05:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5701df09-d259-4b84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:51:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c182b522-f12a-495b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:45:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > When rain falls, it gets up again in dew time
> > > > >
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > no wait a minute Mike you say that rain gets it up that's in the sense of
> > > > having an erection? I seriously doubt that raindrops don't have to
> > > > reproduce
> > > > by mating with one another they reproduce in the cloud you know the cloud
> > > > that huge computer in the sky
> > > But when they grow up -- they are fit to be tide
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > We've all heard that saying "that's water under the bridge " meaning whatever
> > it was cannot be revisited but just think about that that water flows out
> > into the ocean , it gets evaporated by the sun , those clouds come back over
> > land, they go upstream from the bridge and rain, then that water flows again
> > under the bridge so we can actually see that water that flows under the
> > bridge may come back around as in "what goes around comes around " so never
> > believe old sayings, as Isaac Newton said (and he made an excellent cookie)
> > "for every saying there is an equal and opposite saying.”
> Water we going to do about your run on sentences???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Water we going to do about my run-on sentences ? well that's easy we just change the rules of English. rules are changed all the time , it's a the sign of a dynamic evolving system.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 17 Apr 2022 20:07 UTC

On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8de48818-0168-4939-888f-22e80832c3e8n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:05:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5701df09-d259-4b84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:51:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c182b522-f12a-495b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:45:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > When rain falls, it gets up again in dew time
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > no wait a minute Mike you say that rain gets it up that's in the sense of
> > > > > having an erection? I seriously doubt that raindrops don't have to
> > > > > reproduce
> > > > > by mating with one another they reproduce in the cloud you know the cloud
> > > > > that huge computer in the sky
> > > > But when they grow up -- they are fit to be tide
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > We've all heard that saying "that's water under the bridge " meaning
> > > whatever
> > > it was cannot be revisited but just think about that that water flows out
> > > into the ocean , it gets evaporated by the sun , those clouds come back
> > > over
> > > land, they go upstream from the bridge and rain, then that water flows
> > > again
> > > under the bridge so we can actually see that water that flows under the
> > > bridge may come back around as in "what goes around comes around " so never
> > > believe old sayings, as Isaac Newton said (and he made an excellent cookie)
> > > "for every saying there is an equal and opposite saying.”
> > Water we going to do about your run on sentences???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Water we going to do about my run-on sentences ? well that's easy we just
> change the rules of English. rules are changed all the time , it's a the sign
> of a dynamic evolving system.

Or send over a nun with a ruler to supervise you

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 17 Apr 2022 22:10 UTC

On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:07:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8de48818-0168-4939...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:05:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5701df09-d259-4b84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:51:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c182b522-f12a-495b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:45:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > When rain falls, it gets up again in dew time
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > no wait a minute Mike you say that rain gets it up that's in the sense of
> > > > > > having an erection? I seriously doubt that raindrops don't have to
> > > > > > reproduce
> > > > > > by mating with one another they reproduce in the cloud you know the cloud
> > > > > > that huge computer in the sky
> > > > > But when they grow up -- they are fit to be tide
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > We've all heard that saying "that's water under the bridge " meaning
> > > > whatever
> > > > it was cannot be revisited but just think about that that water flows out
> > > > into the ocean , it gets evaporated by the sun , those clouds come back
> > > > over
> > > > land, they go upstream from the bridge and rain, then that water flows
> > > > again
> > > > under the bridge so we can actually see that water that flows under the
> > > > bridge may come back around as in "what goes around comes around " so never
> > > > believe old sayings, as Isaac Newton said (and he made an excellent cookie)
> > > > "for every saying there is an equal and opposite saying.”
> > > Water we going to do about your run on sentences???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Water we going to do about my run-on sentences ? well that's easy we just
> > change the rules of English. rules are changed all the time , it's a the sign
> > of a dynamic evolving system.
> Or send over a nun with a ruler to supervise you
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Man those nuns carry around a ruler and if a student doesn't have good penmanship they just whack them on the back of the hands whack whack whack whack whack , the student screams at the top of s/he's lungs "How can I develop good penmanship when You've broken my fingers?"

- George Carlin , 1987

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 by: Mike - Mon, 18 Apr 2022 10:25 UTC

On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<efcb6bb5-46fb-4511-b941-f6a740029cf3n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:07:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<8de48818-0168-4939...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:05:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5701df09-d259-4b84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:51:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<c182b522-f12a-495b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:45:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > When rain falls, it gets up again in dew time
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > no wait a minute Mike you say that rain gets it up that's in the sense
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > having an erection? I seriously doubt that raindrops don't have to
> > > > > > > reproduce
> > > > > > > by mating with one another they reproduce in the cloud you know the
> > > > > > > cloud
> > > > > > > that huge computer in the sky
> > > > > > But when they grow up -- they are fit to be tide
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > We've all heard that saying "that's water under the bridge " meaning
> > > > > whatever
> > > > > it was cannot be revisited but just think about that that water flows out
> > > > > into the ocean , it gets evaporated by the sun , those clouds come back
> > > > > over
> > > > > land, they go upstream from the bridge and rain, then that water flows
> > > > > again
> > > > > under the bridge so we can actually see that water that flows under the
> > > > > bridge may come back around as in "what goes around comes around " so
> > > > > never
> > > > > believe old sayings, as Isaac Newton said (and he made an excellent
> > > > > cookie)
> > > > > "for every saying there is an equal and opposite saying.”
> > > > Water we going to do about your run on sentences???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Water we going to do about my run-on sentences ? well that's easy we just
> > > change the rules of English. rules are changed all the time , it's a the
> > > sign
> > > of a dynamic evolving system.
> > Or send over a nun with a ruler to supervise you
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Man those nuns carry around a ruler and if a student doesn't have good
> penmanship they just whack them on the back of the hands whack whack whack
> whack whack , the student screams at the top of s/he's lungs "How can I
> develop good penmanship when You've broken my fingers?"
>
> - George Carlin , 1987

Like the CEO of one company I worked at said “The beatings will continue
till morale improves"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 18 Apr 2022 18:12 UTC

On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 5:25:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<efcb6bb5-46fb-4511...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:07:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<8de48818-0168-4939...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:05:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5701df09-d259-4b84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:51:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c182b522-f12a-495b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:45:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > When rain falls, it gets up again in dew time
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > no wait a minute Mike you say that rain gets it up that's in the sense
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > having an erection? I seriously doubt that raindrops don't have to
> > > > > > > > reproduce
> > > > > > > > by mating with one another they reproduce in the cloud you know the
> > > > > > > > cloud
> > > > > > > > that huge computer in the sky
> > > > > > > But when they grow up -- they are fit to be tide
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > We've all heard that saying "that's water under the bridge " meaning
> > > > > > whatever
> > > > > > it was cannot be revisited but just think about that that water flows out
> > > > > > into the ocean , it gets evaporated by the sun , those clouds come back
> > > > > > over
> > > > > > land, they go upstream from the bridge and rain, then that water flows
> > > > > > again
> > > > > > under the bridge so we can actually see that water that flows under the
> > > > > > bridge may come back around as in "what goes around comes around " so
> > > > > > never
> > > > > > believe old sayings, as Isaac Newton said (and he made an excellent
> > > > > > cookie)
> > > > > > "for every saying there is an equal and opposite saying.”
> > > > > Water we going to do about your run on sentences???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Water we going to do about my run-on sentences ? well that's easy we just
> > > > change the rules of English. rules are changed all the time , it's a the
> > > > sign
> > > > of a dynamic evolving system.
> > > Or send over a nun with a ruler to supervise you
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Man those nuns carry around a ruler and if a student doesn't have good
> > penmanship they just whack them on the back of the hands whack whack whack
> > whack whack , the student screams at the top of s/he's lungs "How can I
> > develop good penmanship when You've broken my fingers?"
> >
> > - George Carlin , 1987
> Like the CEO of one company I worked at said “The beatings will continue
> till morale improves"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

well as they say , what's the difference between :

your wife .
the clock .
eggs.

and a blow job ?

the answer is you can beat your wife , you can beat the clock , you can beat eggs , but you just can't beat a good blow job.

do I need to censor these a little better?

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 by: Mike - Mon, 18 Apr 2022 19:31 UTC

On Apr 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<63754c74-8080-4fa4-8488-957faf8f708en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 5:25:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<efcb6bb5-46fb-4511...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:07:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<8de48818-0168-4939...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:05:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5701df09-d259-4b84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:51:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<c182b522-f12a-495b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:45:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > When rain falls, it gets up again in dew time
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > no wait a minute Mike you say that rain gets it up that's in the
> > > > > > > > > sense
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > having an erection? I seriously doubt that raindrops don't have to
> > > > > > > > > reproduce
> > > > > > > > > by mating with one another they reproduce in the cloud you know the
> > > > > > > > > cloud
> > > > > > > > > that huge computer in the sky
> > > > > > > > But when they grow up -- they are fit to be tide
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > We've all heard that saying "that's water under the bridge " meaning
> > > > > > > whatever
> > > > > > > it was cannot be revisited but just think about that that water flows
> > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > into the ocean , it gets evaporated by the sun , those clouds come back
> > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > land, they go upstream from the bridge and rain, then that water flows
> > > > > > > again
> > > > > > > under the bridge so we can actually see that water that flows under the
> > > > > > > bridge may come back around as in "what goes around comes around " so
> > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > believe old sayings, as Isaac Newton said (and he made an excellent
> > > > > > > cookie)
> > > > > > > "for every saying there is an equal and opposite saying.”
> > > > > > Water we going to do about your run on sentences???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Water we going to do about my run-on sentences ? well that's easy we just
> > > > > change the rules of English. rules are changed all the time , it's a the
> > > > > sign
> > > > > of a dynamic evolving system.
> > > > Or send over a nun with a ruler to supervise you
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Man those nuns carry around a ruler and if a student doesn't have good
> > > penmanship they just whack them on the back of the hands whack whack whack
> > > whack whack , the student screams at the top of s/he's lungs "How can I
> > > develop good penmanship when You've broken my fingers?"
> > >
> > > - George Carlin , 1987
> > Like the CEO of one company I worked at said “The beatings will continue
> > till morale improves"
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> well as they say , what's the difference between :
>
> your wife .
> the clock .
> eggs.
>
> and a blow job ?
>
> the answer is you can beat your wife , you can beat the clock , you can beat
> eggs , but you just can't beat a good blow job.
>
> do I need to censor these a little better?

If it rubs YOU the wrong way, then don’t blame me.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 19 Apr 2022 15:34 UTC

On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 2:32:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<63754c74-8080-4fa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 5:25:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<efcb6bb5-46fb-4511...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:07:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<8de48818-0168-4939...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:05:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5701df09-d259-4b84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:51:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<c182b522-f12a-495b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:45:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > When rain falls, it gets up again in dew time
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > no wait a minute Mike you say that rain gets it up that's in the
> > > > > > > > > > sense
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > having an erection? I seriously doubt that raindrops don't have to
> > > > > > > > > > reproduce
> > > > > > > > > > by mating with one another they reproduce in the cloud you know the
> > > > > > > > > > cloud
> > > > > > > > > > that huge computer in the sky
> > > > > > > > > But when they grow up -- they are fit to be tide
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > We've all heard that saying "that's water under the bridge " meaning
> > > > > > > > whatever
> > > > > > > > it was cannot be revisited but just think about that that water flows
> > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > into the ocean , it gets evaporated by the sun , those clouds come back
> > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > land, they go upstream from the bridge and rain, then that water flows
> > > > > > > > again
> > > > > > > > under the bridge so we can actually see that water that flows under the
> > > > > > > > bridge may come back around as in "what goes around comes around " so
> > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > believe old sayings, as Isaac Newton said (and he made an excellent
> > > > > > > > cookie)
> > > > > > > > "for every saying there is an equal and opposite saying.”
> > > > > > > Water we going to do about your run on sentences???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Water we going to do about my run-on sentences ? well that's easy we just
> > > > > > change the rules of English. rules are changed all the time , it's a the
> > > > > > sign
> > > > > > of a dynamic evolving system.
> > > > > Or send over a nun with a ruler to supervise you
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Man those nuns carry around a ruler and if a student doesn't have good
> > > > penmanship they just whack them on the back of the hands whack whack whack
> > > > whack whack , the student screams at the top of s/he's lungs "How can I
> > > > develop good penmanship when You've broken my fingers?"
> > > >
> > > > - George Carlin , 1987
> > > Like the CEO of one company I worked at said “The beatings will continue
> > > till morale improves"
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > well as they say , what's the difference between :
> >
> > your wife .
> > the clock .
> > eggs.
> >
> > and a blow job ?
> >
> > the answer is you can beat your wife , you can beat the clock , you can beat
> > eggs , but you just can't beat a good blow job.
> >
> > do I need to censor these a little better?
> If it rubs YOU the wrong way, then don’t blame me.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I went to this masseuse . I demanded my money back. she rubbed me the wrong way.

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On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a4b297b0-f10a-4940-b078-fefd950c5ac7n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 2:32:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<63754c74-8080-4fa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 5:25:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<efcb6bb5-46fb-4511...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:07:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<8de48818-0168-4939...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:05:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5701df09-d259-4b84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:51:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c182b522-f12a-495b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:45:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > When rain falls, it gets up again in dew time
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > no wait a minute Mike you say that rain gets it up that's in the
> > > > > > > > > > > sense
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > having an erection? I seriously doubt that raindrops don't have to
> > > > > > > > > > > reproduce
> > > > > > > > > > > by mating with one another they reproduce in the cloud you know the
> > > > > > > > > > > cloud
> > > > > > > > > > > that huge computer in the sky
> > > > > > > > > > But when they grow up -- they are fit to be tide
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > We've all heard that saying "that's water under the bridge " meaning
> > > > > > > > > whatever
> > > > > > > > > it was cannot be revisited but just think about that that water flows
> > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > into the ocean , it gets evaporated by the sun , those clouds come
> > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > land, they go upstream from the bridge and rain, then that water
> > > > > > > > > flows
> > > > > > > > > again
> > > > > > > > > under the bridge so we can actually see that water that flows under
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > bridge may come back around as in "what goes around comes around " so
> > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > believe old sayings, as Isaac Newton said (and he made an excellent
> > > > > > > > > cookie)
> > > > > > > > > "for every saying there is an equal and opposite saying.”
> > > > > > > > Water we going to do about your run on sentences???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Water we going to do about my run-on sentences ? well that's easy we
> > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > change the rules of English. rules are changed all the time , it's a
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > of a dynamic evolving system.
> > > > > > Or send over a nun with a ruler to supervise you
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Man those nuns carry around a ruler and if a student doesn't have good
> > > > > penmanship they just whack them on the back of the hands whack whack
> > > > > whack
> > > > > whack whack , the student screams at the top of s/he's lungs "How can I
> > > > > develop good penmanship when You've broken my fingers?"
> > > > >
> > > > > - George Carlin , 1987
> > > > Like the CEO of one company I worked at said “The beatings will continue
> > > > till morale improves"
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > well as they say , what's the difference between :
> > >
> > > your wife .
> > > the clock .
> > > eggs.
> > >
> > > and a blow job ?
> > >
> > > the answer is you can beat your wife , you can beat the clock , you can
> > > beat
> > > eggs , but you just can't beat a good blow job.
> > >
> > > do I need to censor these a little better?
> > If it rubs YOU the wrong way, then don’t blame me.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I went to this masseuse . I demanded my money back. she rubbed me the wrong
> way.

Did you really knead to do that???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 19 Apr 2022 18:56 UTC

On Tuesday, April 19, 2022 at 10:53:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a4b297b0-f10a-4940...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 2:32:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<63754c74-8080-4fa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 5:25:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<efcb6bb5-46fb-4511...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:07:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<8de48818-0168-4939...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:05:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5701df09-d259-4b84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:51:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c182b522-f12a-495b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:45:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > When rain falls, it gets up again in dew time
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > no wait a minute Mike you say that rain gets it up that's in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > sense
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > having an erection? I seriously doubt that raindrops don't have to
> > > > > > > > > > > > reproduce
> > > > > > > > > > > > by mating with one another they reproduce in the cloud you know the
> > > > > > > > > > > > cloud
> > > > > > > > > > > > that huge computer in the sky
> > > > > > > > > > > But when they grow up -- they are fit to be tide
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > We've all heard that saying "that's water under the bridge " meaning
> > > > > > > > > > whatever
> > > > > > > > > > it was cannot be revisited but just think about that that water flows
> > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > into the ocean , it gets evaporated by the sun , those clouds come
> > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > land, they go upstream from the bridge and rain, then that water
> > > > > > > > > > flows
> > > > > > > > > > again
> > > > > > > > > > under the bridge so we can actually see that water that flows under
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > bridge may come back around as in "what goes around comes around " so
> > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > believe old sayings, as Isaac Newton said (and he made an excellent
> > > > > > > > > > cookie)
> > > > > > > > > > "for every saying there is an equal and opposite saying..”
> > > > > > > > > Water we going to do about your run on sentences???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Water we going to do about my run-on sentences ? well that's easy we
> > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > change the rules of English. rules are changed all the time , it's a
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > of a dynamic evolving system.
> > > > > > > Or send over a nun with a ruler to supervise you
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Man those nuns carry around a ruler and if a student doesn't have good
> > > > > > penmanship they just whack them on the back of the hands whack whack
> > > > > > whack
> > > > > > whack whack , the student screams at the top of s/he's lungs "How can I
> > > > > > develop good penmanship when You've broken my fingers?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > - George Carlin , 1987
> > > > > Like the CEO of one company I worked at said “The beatings will continue
> > > > > till morale improves"
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > well as they say , what's the difference between :
> > > >
> > > > your wife .
> > > > the clock .
> > > > eggs.
> > > >
> > > > and a blow job ?
> > > >
> > > > the answer is you can beat your wife , you can beat the clock , you can
> > > > beat
> > > > eggs , but you just can't beat a good blow job.
> > > >
> > > > do I need to censor these a little better?
> > > If it rubs YOU the wrong way, then don’t blame me.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I went to this masseuse . I demanded my money back. she rubbed me the wrong
> > way.
> Did you really knead to do that???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d-8ab1-c7999a9e95b0n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, April 19, 2022 at 10:53:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a4b297b0-f10a-4940...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 2:32:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<63754c74-8080-4fa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 5:25:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<efcb6bb5-46fb-4511...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:07:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<8de48818-0168-4939...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:05:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5701df09-d259-4b84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:51:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c182b522-f12a-495b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:45:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > When rain falls, it gets up again in dew time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > no wait a minute Mike you say that rain gets it up that's in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sense
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > having an erection? I seriously doubt that raindrops don't have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > reproduce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > by mating with one another they reproduce in the cloud you know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > cloud
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that huge computer in the sky
> > > > > > > > > > > > But when they grow up -- they are fit to be tide
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > We've all heard that saying "that's water under the bridge "
> > > > > > > > > > > meaning
> > > > > > > > > > > whatever
> > > > > > > > > > > it was cannot be revisited but just think about that that water
> > > > > > > > > > > flows
> > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > into the ocean , it gets evaporated by the sun , those clouds come
> > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > land, they go upstream from the bridge and rain, then that water
> > > > > > > > > > > flows
> > > > > > > > > > > again
> > > > > > > > > > > under the bridge so we can actually see that water that flows under
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > bridge may come back around as in "what goes around comes around "
> > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > believe old sayings, as Isaac Newton said (and he made an excellent
> > > > > > > > > > > cookie)
> > > > > > > > > > > "for every saying there is an equal and opposite saying.”
> > > > > > > > > > Water we going to do about your run on sentences???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Water we going to do about my run-on sentences ? well that's easy we
> > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > change the rules of English. rules are changed all the time , it's a
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > of a dynamic evolving system.
> > > > > > > > Or send over a nun with a ruler to supervise you
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Man those nuns carry around a ruler and if a student doesn't have good
> > > > > > > penmanship they just whack them on the back of the hands whack whack
> > > > > > > whack
> > > > > > > whack whack , the student screams at the top of s/he's lungs "How can I
> > > > > > > develop good penmanship when You've broken my fingers?"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > - George Carlin , 1987
> > > > > > Like the CEO of one company I worked at said “The beatings will
> > > > > > continue
> > > > > > till morale improves"
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > well as they say , what's the difference between :
> > > > >
> > > > > your wife .
> > > > > the clock .
> > > > > eggs.
> > > > >
> > > > > and a blow job ?
> > > > >
> > > > > the answer is you can beat your wife , you can beat the clock , you can
> > > > > beat
> > > > > eggs , but you just can't beat a good blow job.
> > > > >
> > > > > do I need to censor these a little better?
> > > > If it rubs YOU the wrong way, then don’t blame me.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I went to this masseuse . I demanded my money back. she rubbed me the wrong
> > > way.
> > Did you really knead to do that???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I demanded my money back because all she wanted to massage were my kneads.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 20 Apr 2022 15:19 UTC

On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, April 19, 2022 at 10:53:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a4b297b0-f10a-4940...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 2:32:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<63754c74-8080-4fa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 5:25:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<efcb6bb5-46fb-4511...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:07:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<8de48818-0168-4939...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:05:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5701df09-d259-4b84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:51:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c182b522-f12a-495b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:45:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When rain falls, it gets up again in dew time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > no wait a minute Mike you say that rain gets it up that's in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sense
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > having an erection? I seriously doubt that raindrops don't have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > reproduce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > by mating with one another they reproduce in the cloud you know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cloud
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that huge computer in the sky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But when they grow up -- they are fit to be tide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > We've all heard that saying "that's water under the bridge "
> > > > > > > > > > > > meaning
> > > > > > > > > > > > whatever
> > > > > > > > > > > > it was cannot be revisited but just think about that that water
> > > > > > > > > > > > flows
> > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > into the ocean , it gets evaporated by the sun , those clouds come
> > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > land, they go upstream from the bridge and rain, then that water
> > > > > > > > > > > > flows
> > > > > > > > > > > > again
> > > > > > > > > > > > under the bridge so we can actually see that water that flows under
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > bridge may come back around as in "what goes around comes around "
> > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > > believe old sayings, as Isaac Newton said (and he made an excellent
> > > > > > > > > > > > cookie)
> > > > > > > > > > > > "for every saying there is an equal and opposite saying.”
> > > > > > > > > > > Water we going to do about your run on sentences???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Water we going to do about my run-on sentences ? well that's easy we
> > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > change the rules of English. rules are changed all the time , it's a
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > of a dynamic evolving system.
> > > > > > > > > Or send over a nun with a ruler to supervise you
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Man those nuns carry around a ruler and if a student doesn't have good
> > > > > > > > penmanship they just whack them on the back of the hands whack whack
> > > > > > > > whack
> > > > > > > > whack whack , the student screams at the top of s/he's lungs "How can I
> > > > > > > > develop good penmanship when You've broken my fingers?"
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > - George Carlin , 1987
> > > > > > > Like the CEO of one company I worked at said “The beatings will
> > > > > > > continue
> > > > > > > till morale improves"
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > well as they say , what's the difference between :
> > > > > >
> > > > > > your wife .
> > > > > > the clock .
> > > > > > eggs.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > and a blow job ?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > the answer is you can beat your wife , you can beat the clock , you can
> > > > > > beat
> > > > > > eggs , but you just can't beat a good blow job.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > do I need to censor these a little better?
> > > > > If it rubs YOU the wrong way, then don’t blame me.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I went to this masseuse . I demanded my money back. she rubbed me the wrong
> > > > way.
> > > Did you really knead to do that???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to massage were my kneads.
> Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you have giver her..
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 20 Apr 2022 17:19 UTC

On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215-8bce-e33957c4b2bdn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to massage were my kneads.
> > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you have giver her..
>
> But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she said "No way, you
> decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the floor.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 21 Apr 2022 02:09 UTC

On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to massage were my kneads.
> > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you have giver her..
> >
> > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she said "No way, you
> > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the floor.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go golfing.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 21 Apr 2022 10:41 UTC

On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<908302df-d194-4d71-bf9e-1afcba4a15fdn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to massage were my
> > > > > kneads.
> > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you have giver her..
> > >
> > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she said "No way, you
> > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the floor.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go golfing.

One way or the other, you are determined to have a ball.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 21 Apr 2022 20:11 UTC

On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to massage were my
> > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you have giver her..
> > > >
> > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she said "No way, you
> > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the floor.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go golfing.
> One way or the other, you are determined to have a ball.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance with celebrities and such , in fact there's a play or something that's named "the policeman's other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure

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 by: Mike - Fri, 22 Apr 2022 09:35 UTC

On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0-b908-6c899f12416fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to massage were my
> > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you have giver her..
> > > > >
> > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she said "No way, you
> > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the floor.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go golfing.
> > One way or the other, you are determined to have a ball.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance with celebrities and
> such , in fact there's a play or something that's named "the policeman's
> other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure

Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to massage were my
> > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you have giver her..
> > > > > >
> > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she said "No way, you
> > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the floor.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go golfing.
> > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a ball.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance with celebrities and
> > such , in fact there's a play or something that's named "the policeman's
> > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I mean who else nowadays wants to get everyone killed?

Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important meeting we were both attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my hand and said "Putin it there, Putin."

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 by: Mike - Fri, 22 Apr 2022 13:33 UTC

On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8-bb0e-773329970e70n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to massage were my
> > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you have giver her..
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she said "No way,
> > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the floor.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go golfing.
> > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a ball.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance with celebrities and
> > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's named "the policeman's
> > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I mean who else nowadays
> wants to get everyone killed?
>
> Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important meeting we were both
> attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my hand and said "Putin it
> there, Putin.”
Putin him in his place.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 23 Apr 2022 05:18 UTC

On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to massage were my
> > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you have giver her..
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she said "No way,
> > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the floor.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go golfing.
> > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a ball.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance with celebrities and
> > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's named "the policeman's
> > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I mean who else nowadays
> > wants to get everyone killed?
> >
> > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important meeting we were both
> > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my hand and said "Putin it
> > there, Putin.”
> Putin him in his place.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to my ex-wife's doctor in Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .

oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once used a magic marker to write PUT IN on his penis.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 23 Apr 2022 07:36 UTC

On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf-9775-c802f635b385n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to massage were my
> > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you have giver her..
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she said "No way,
> > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the floor.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go golfing.
> > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a ball.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance with celebrities
> > > > > and
> > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's named "the policeman's
> > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I mean who else
> > > nowadays
> > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > >
> > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important meeting we were
> > > both
> > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my hand and said "Putin it
> > > there, Putin.”
> > Putin him in his place.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to my ex-wife's doctor in
> Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
>
> oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once used a magic marker to
> write PUT IN on his penis.

And what did your girl say when she thought what’s what you
meant when you told her you would have her eating
at the Top of the Mark??

(That’s a San Francisco joke)

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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