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* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?JAB
`* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
 `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
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                      +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                          +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                  +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                  `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                   +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                    +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                    `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                     +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                      +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                          +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                            `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                             +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                              `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                               +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                                +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                                `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
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                                                   `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
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On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:53:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8872b4d3-42ab-493b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:41:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3f947b2a-ae72-4d66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 10:30:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b56b9dd5-daaf-433e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 5:23:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<9fea36ae-a22d-4ce6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 11:41:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<87cb5579-df5b-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<198a47dd-d137-498d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph unzips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > son
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to bash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other times I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 " so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe holding a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to get it on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker and she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I too , since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "butt out.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky Strikes. LSMFT
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > applied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > however
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps Mean Floppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tits.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in the mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there was that
> > > > > > > > > > > > airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there ,actress , that
> > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying that he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of bust?" and
> > > > > > > > > > > > Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like Airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes exactly it sounds like an airplane that makes a really loud noise
> > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > extend the definition of airplane to a jet I saw this really neat
> > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > it was slow motion and a person dropped a bolt into the intake of a
> > > > > > > > > > jet
> > > > > > > > > > engine and you could see the wave of destruction propagate down the
> > > > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > the engine
> > > > > > > > > > it was just absolutely fantastic
> > > > > > > > > And you enjoyed doing it.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes I enjoy doing such things I'm just so destructive. Just seeing that
> > > > > > > > wave
> > > > > > > > of destruction propagate through the jet engine just ,well I hate to
> > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > but it got me excited.
> > > > > > > Excited and exit-ed
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes, but they charged my ex-wife for the crime instead of me and they
> > > > > > gave
> > > > > > her a summons to come into court , so my ex-wife was ex-cited.
> > > > > Ex-celent
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes , that is exactly what happened to her when her term in prison was up ;
> > > > she became ex-cellent.
> > > You ex-com-municated her.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I sang her a line from a certain song , it goes "communication is the problem
> > to the answer " and she said "you're pathetic , you actually believe all
> > these lyrics when they're just made up and nonsense?”
>
> And will never replace music
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sun, 17 Apr 2022 15:07 UTC

On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<61d8482b-ee89-4a0d-9270-b0e9776fc35bn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:53:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<8872b4d3-42ab-493b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:41:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3f947b2a-ae72-4d66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 10:30:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b56b9dd5-daaf-433e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 5:23:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<9fea36ae-a22d-4ce6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 11:41:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cb5579-df5b-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<198a47dd-d137-498d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unzips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > son
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 " so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe holding a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to get it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker and she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I too ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "butt out.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky Strikes. LSMFT
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > applied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > however
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps Mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Floppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tits.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there was that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there ,actress , that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying that he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of bust?" and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like Airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes exactly it sounds like an airplane that makes a really loud
> > > > > > > > > > > noise
> > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > extend the definition of airplane to a jet I saw this really neat
> > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > it was slow motion and a person dropped a bolt into the intake of a
> > > > > > > > > > > jet
> > > > > > > > > > > engine and you could see the wave of destruction propagate down the
> > > > > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > the engine
> > > > > > > > > > > it was just absolutely fantastic
> > > > > > > > > > And you enjoyed doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes I enjoy doing such things I'm just so destructive. Just seeing
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > wave
> > > > > > > > > of destruction propagate through the jet engine just ,well I hate to
> > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > but it got me excited.
> > > > > > > > Excited and exit-ed
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes, but they charged my ex-wife for the crime instead of me and they
> > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > her a summons to come into court , so my ex-wife was ex-cited.
> > > > > > Ex-celent
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes , that is exactly what happened to her when her term in prison was
> > > > > up ;
> > > > > she became ex-cellent.
> > > > You ex-com-municated her.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I sang her a line from a certain song , it goes "communication is the
> > > problem
> > > to the answer " and she said "you're pathetic , you actually believe all
> > > these lyrics when they're just made up and nonsense?”
> >
> > And will never replace music
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I had a nephew named Billy he was a mischievous little tyke I will be there
> playing Chopin's Sonata No. 87 and he will come up and change it over behind
> my back to Chopin's Sonata No. 88
>
> That Will sure replaces music.


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On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:07:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<61d8482b-ee89-4a0d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:53:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<8872b4d3-42ab-493b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:41:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<3f947b2a-ae72-4d66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 10:30:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b56b9dd5-daaf-433e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 5:23:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<9fea36ae-a22d-4ce6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 11:41:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cb5579-df5b-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<198a47dd-d137-498d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unzips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > son
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 " so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe holding a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to get it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker and she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I too ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "butt out.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky Strikes. LSMFT
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > applied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > however
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps Mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Floppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tits.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there was that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there ,actress , that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying that he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of bust?" and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like Airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes exactly it sounds like an airplane that makes a really loud
> > > > > > > > > > > > noise
> > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > extend the definition of airplane to a jet I saw this really neat
> > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > it was slow motion and a person dropped a bolt into the intake of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > jet
> > > > > > > > > > > > engine and you could see the wave of destruction propagate down the
> > > > > > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > the engine
> > > > > > > > > > > > it was just absolutely fantastic
> > > > > > > > > > > And you enjoyed doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes I enjoy doing such things I'm just so destructive. Just seeing
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > wave
> > > > > > > > > > of destruction propagate through the jet engine just ,well I hate to
> > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > but it got me excited.
> > > > > > > > > Excited and exit-ed
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes, but they charged my ex-wife for the crime instead of me and they
> > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > her a summons to come into court , so my ex-wife was ex-cited.
> > > > > > > Ex-celent
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes , that is exactly what happened to her when her term in prison was
> > > > > > up ;
> > > > > > she became ex-cellent.
> > > > > You ex-com-municated her.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I sang her a line from a certain song , it goes "communication is the
> > > > problem
> > > > to the answer " and she said "you're pathetic , you actually believe all
> > > > these lyrics when they're just made up and nonsense?”
> > >
> > > And will never replace music
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I had a nephew named Billy he was a mischievous little tyke I will be there
> > playing Chopin's Sonata No. 87 and he will come up and change it over behind
> > my back to Chopin's Sonata No. 88
> >
> > That Will sure replaces music.
> So he will not refrain from interrupting you.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sun, 17 Apr 2022 20:12 UTC

On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<78b45e76-1ce4-43d3-beff-6b3eee1c4af8n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:07:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<61d8482b-ee89-4a0d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:53:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<8872b4d3-42ab-493b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:41:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<3f947b2a-ae72-4d66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 10:30:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<b56b9dd5-daaf-433e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 5:23:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<9fea36ae-a22d-4ce6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 11:41:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cb5579-df5b-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<198a47dd-d137-498d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > standing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unzips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > son
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe holding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I too ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "butt out.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky Strikes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > LSMFT
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > applied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > however
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps Mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Floppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tits.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there was that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there ,actress , that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying that he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of bust?" and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like Airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes exactly it sounds like an airplane that makes a really loud
> > > > > > > > > > > > > noise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > extend the definition of airplane to a jet I saw this really neat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it was slow motion and a person dropped a bolt into the intake
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > jet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > engine and you could see the wave of destruction propagate down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the engine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it was just absolutely fantastic
> > > > > > > > > > > > And you enjoyed doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes I enjoy doing such things I'm just so destructive. Just seeing
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > wave
> > > > > > > > > > > of destruction propagate through the jet engine just ,well I hate
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > but it got me excited.
> > > > > > > > > > Excited and exit-ed
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes, but they charged my ex-wife for the crime instead of me and they
> > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > her a summons to come into court , so my ex-wife was ex-cited.
> > > > > > > > Ex-celent
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes , that is exactly what happened to her when her term in prison was
> > > > > > > up ;
> > > > > > > she became ex-cellent.
> > > > > > You ex-com-municated her.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I sang her a line from a certain song , it goes "communication is the
> > > > > problem
> > > > > to the answer " and she said "you're pathetic , you actually believe all
> > > > > these lyrics when they're just made up and nonsense?”
> > > >
> > > > And will never replace music
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I had a nephew named Billy he was a mischievous little tyke I will be there
> > > playing Chopin's Sonata No. 87 and he will come up and change it over
> > > behind
> > > my back to Chopin's Sonata No. 88
> > >
> > > That Will sure replaces music.
> > So he will not refrain from interrupting you.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Well I got him to refrain from bothering me by hogtying him out behind the
> out house.


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Subject: Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 17 Apr 2022 21:50 UTC

lol On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:12:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<78b45e76-1ce4-43d3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:07:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<61d8482b-ee89-4a0d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:53:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<8872b4d3-42ab-493b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:41:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<3f947b2a-ae72-4d66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 10:30:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b56b9dd5-daaf-433e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 5:23:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9fea36ae-a22d-4ce6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 11:41:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cb5579-df5b-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<198a47dd-d137-498d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > standing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unzips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > son
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe holding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I too ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "butt out.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky Strikes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > LSMFT
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > applied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > however
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps Mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Floppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tits.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there was that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there ,actress , that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying that he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of bust?" and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like Airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes exactly it sounds like an airplane that makes a really loud
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > noise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > extend the definition of airplane to a jet I saw this really neat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it was slow motion and a person dropped a bolt into the intake
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > jet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > engine and you could see the wave of destruction propagate down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the engine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it was just absolutely fantastic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And you enjoyed doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes I enjoy doing such things I'm just so destructive. Just seeing
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > wave
> > > > > > > > > > > > of destruction propagate through the jet engine just ,well I hate
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > but it got me excited.
> > > > > > > > > > > Excited and exit-ed
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes, but they charged my ex-wife for the crime instead of me and they
> > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > her a summons to come into court , so my ex-wife was ex-cited.
> > > > > > > > > Ex-celent
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes , that is exactly what happened to her when her term in prison was
> > > > > > > > up ;
> > > > > > > > she became ex-cellent.
> > > > > > > You ex-com-municated her.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I sang her a line from a certain song , it goes "communication is the
> > > > > > problem
> > > > > > to the answer " and she said "you're pathetic , you actually believe all
> > > > > > these lyrics when they're just made up and nonsense?”
> > > > >
> > > > > And will never replace music
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I had a nephew named Billy he was a mischievous little tyke I will be there
> > > > playing Chopin's Sonata No. 87 and he will come up and change it over
> > > > behind
> > > > my back to Chopin's Sonata No. 88
> > > >
> > > > That Will sure replaces music.
> > > So he will not refrain from interrupting you.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Well I got him to refrain from bothering me by hogtying him out behind the
> > out house.
> It will be a strain to get that to happen
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9afc7c57-c810-4ba2-ba1a-917397bbb297n@googlegroups.com>):

> lol On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:12:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<78b45e76-1ce4-43d3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:07:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<61d8482b-ee89-4a0d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:53:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<8872b4d3-42ab-493b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:41:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<3f947b2a-ae72-4d66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 10:30:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<b56b9dd5-daaf-433e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 5:23:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9fea36ae-a22d-4ce6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 11:41:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cb5579-df5b-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<198a47dd-d137-498d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > standing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unzips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > son
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > holding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I too ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "butt out.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky Strikes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > LSMFT
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > applied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > however
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps Mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Floppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tits.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there ,actress ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying that he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of bust?" and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like Airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes exactly it sounds like an airplane that makes a really loud
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > extend the definition of airplane to a jet I saw this really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > neat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it was slow motion and a person dropped a bolt into the intake
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > engine and you could see the wave of destruction propagate down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the engine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it was just absolutely fantastic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you enjoyed doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes I enjoy doing such things I'm just so destructive. Just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > seeing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of destruction propagate through the jet engine just ,well I hate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > but it got me excited.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Excited and exit-ed
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes, but they charged my ex-wife for the crime instead of me and
> > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > her a summons to come into court , so my ex-wife was ex-cited.
> > > > > > > > > > Ex-celent
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes , that is exactly what happened to her when her term in prison
> > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > up ;
> > > > > > > > > she became ex-cellent.
> > > > > > > > You ex-com-municated her.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I sang her a line from a certain song , it goes "communication is the
> > > > > > > problem
> > > > > > > to the answer " and she said "you're pathetic , you actually believe
> > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > these lyrics when they're just made up and nonsense?”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And will never replace music
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I had a nephew named Billy he was a mischievous little tyke I will be
> > > > > there
> > > > > playing Chopin's Sonata No. 87 and he will come up and change it over
> > > > > behind
> > > > > my back to Chopin's Sonata No. 88
> > > > >
> > > > > That Will sure replaces music.
> > > > So he will not refrain from interrupting you.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Well I got him to refrain from bothering me by hogtying him out behind the
> > > out house.
> > It will be a strain to get that to happen
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Well, if he strains and strains and strains and strains that will be a
> restrain.


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On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 5:28:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9afc7c57-c810-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > lol On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:12:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<78b45e76-1ce4-43d3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:07:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<61d8482b-ee89-4a0d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:53:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<8872b4d3-42ab-493b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:41:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<3f947b2a-ae72-4d66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 10:30:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b56b9dd5-daaf-433e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 5:23:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9fea36ae-a22d-4ce6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 11:41:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cb5579-df5b-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<198a47dd-d137-498d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > standing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unzips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > son
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > holding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I too ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "butt out.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky Strikes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > LSMFT
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > applied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > however
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps Mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Floppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tits.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there ,actress ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying that he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of bust?" and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like Airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes exactly it sounds like an airplane that makes a really loud
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > extend the definition of airplane to a jet I saw this really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > neat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it was slow motion and a person dropped a bolt into the intake
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > engine and you could see the wave of destruction propagate down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the engine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it was just absolutely fantastic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you enjoyed doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes I enjoy doing such things I'm just so destructive. Just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > seeing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of destruction propagate through the jet engine just ,well I hate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > but it got me excited.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Excited and exit-ed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, but they charged my ex-wife for the crime instead of me and
> > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > her a summons to come into court , so my ex-wife was ex-cited.
> > > > > > > > > > > Ex-celent
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes , that is exactly what happened to her when her term in prison
> > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > up ;
> > > > > > > > > > she became ex-cellent.
> > > > > > > > > You ex-com-municated her.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I sang her a line from a certain song , it goes "communication is the
> > > > > > > > problem
> > > > > > > > to the answer " and she said "you're pathetic , you actually believe
> > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > these lyrics when they're just made up and nonsense?”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And will never replace music
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I had a nephew named Billy he was a mischievous little tyke I will be
> > > > > > there
> > > > > > playing Chopin's Sonata No. 87 and he will come up and change it over
> > > > > > behind
> > > > > > my back to Chopin's Sonata No. 88
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That Will sure replaces music.
> > > > > So he will not refrain from interrupting you.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Well I got him to refrain from bothering me by hogtying him out behind the
> > > > out house.
> > > It will be a strain to get that to happen
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Well, if he strains and strains and strains and strains that will be a
> > restrain.
> Should I take notes??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 18 Apr 2022 19:34 UTC

On Apr 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<35ccd6b5-69b7-4020-9488-07fab6d3af5fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 5:28:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9afc7c57-c810-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > lol On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:12:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<78b45e76-1ce4-43d3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:07:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<61d8482b-ee89-4a0d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:53:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<8872b4d3-42ab-493b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:41:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<3f947b2a-ae72-4d66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 10:30:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b56b9dd5-daaf-433e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 5:23:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9fea36ae-a22d-4ce6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 11:41:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cb5579-df5b-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<198a47dd-d137-498d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > standing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unzips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > terrible;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > touch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > son
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2027 "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > holding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "butt out.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky Strikes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > LSMFT
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > applied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tobacco".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > however
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps Mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Floppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tits.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there ,actress ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying that he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of bust?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like Airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes exactly it sounds like an airplane that makes a really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loud
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > extend the definition of airplane to a jet I saw this really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > neat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it was slow motion and a person dropped a bolt into the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intake
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > engine and you could see the wave of destruction propagate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the engine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it was just absolutely fantastic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you enjoyed doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes I enjoy doing such things I'm just so destructive. Just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seeing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of destruction propagate through the jet engine just ,well I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but it got me excited.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Excited and exit-ed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, but they charged my ex-wife for the crime instead of me and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > her a summons to come into court , so my ex-wife was ex-cited.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Ex-celent
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes , that is exactly what happened to her when her term in prison
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > up ;
> > > > > > > > > > > she became ex-cellent.
> > > > > > > > > > You ex-com-municated her.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I sang her a line from a certain song , it goes "communication is the
> > > > > > > > > problem
> > > > > > > > > to the answer " and she said "you're pathetic , you actually believe
> > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > these lyrics when they're just made up and nonsense?”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > And will never replace music
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I had a nephew named Billy he was a mischievous little tyke I will be
> > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > playing Chopin's Sonata No. 87 and he will come up and change it over
> > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > my back to Chopin's Sonata No. 88
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That Will sure replaces music.
> > > > > > So he will not refrain from interrupting you.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Well I got him to refrain from bothering me by hogtying him out behind
> > > > > the
> > > > > out house.
> > > > It will be a strain to get that to happen
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Well, if he strains and strains and strains and strains that will be a
> > > restrain.
> > Should I take notes??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> If you take notes there will be nothing left to hear in the music ; it'll be
> like John Cage's piece of music 4' 33”.


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On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 2:34:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<35ccd6b5-69b7-4020...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 5:28:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9afc7c57-c810-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > lol On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:12:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<78b45e76-1ce4-43d3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:07:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<61d8482b-ee89-4a0d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:53:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<8872b4d3-42ab-493b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:41:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3f947b2a-ae72-4d66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 10:30:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b56b9dd5-daaf-433e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 5:23:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9fea36ae-a22d-4ce6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 11:41:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cb5579-df5b-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<198a47dd-d137-498d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > standing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unzips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > terrible;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > touch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > son
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2027 "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > holding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "butt out.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky Strikes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > LSMFT
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > applied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tobacco".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > however
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps Mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Floppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tits.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there ,actress ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying that he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of bust?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like Airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes exactly it sounds like an airplane that makes a really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loud
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > extend the definition of airplane to a jet I saw this really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > neat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it was slow motion and a person dropped a bolt into the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intake
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > engine and you could see the wave of destruction propagate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the engine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it was just absolutely fantastic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you enjoyed doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes I enjoy doing such things I'm just so destructive. Just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seeing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of destruction propagate through the jet engine just ,well I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but it got me excited.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Excited and exit-ed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, but they charged my ex-wife for the crime instead of me and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > her a summons to come into court , so my ex-wife was ex-cited.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Ex-celent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , that is exactly what happened to her when her term in prison
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > up ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > she became ex-cellent.
> > > > > > > > > > > You ex-com-municated her.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I sang her a line from a certain song , it goes "communication is the
> > > > > > > > > > problem
> > > > > > > > > > to the answer " and she said "you're pathetic , you actually believe
> > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > these lyrics when they're just made up and nonsense?”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > And will never replace music
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I had a nephew named Billy he was a mischievous little tyke I will be
> > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > playing Chopin's Sonata No. 87 and he will come up and change it over
> > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > my back to Chopin's Sonata No. 88
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > That Will sure replaces music.
> > > > > > > So he will not refrain from interrupting you.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well I got him to refrain from bothering me by hogtying him out behind
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > out house.
> > > > > It will be a strain to get that to happen
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Well, if he strains and strains and strains and strains that will be a
> > > > restrain.
> > > Should I take notes??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > If you take notes there will be nothing left to hear in the music ; it'll be
> > like John Cage's piece of music 4' 33”.
> Score one for you
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 19 Apr 2022 15:55 UTC

On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a8dcf64c-131f-45cb-b275-bd69901ffb70n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 2:34:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<35ccd6b5-69b7-4020...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 5:28:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9afc7c57-c810-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > lol On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:12:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<78b45e76-1ce4-43d3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:07:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<61d8482b-ee89-4a0d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:53:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<8872b4d3-42ab-493b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:41:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3f947b2a-ae72-4d66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 10:30:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b56b9dd5-daaf-433e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 5:23:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9fea36ae-a22d-4ce6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 11:41:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cb5579-df5b-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<198a47dd-d137-498d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > standing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unzips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > terrible;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > touch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > son
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2027 "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > holding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "butt out.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > LSMFT
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > applied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tobacco".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > however
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Floppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tits.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there ,actress
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of bust?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like Airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes exactly it sounds like an airplane that makes a really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loud
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > extend the definition of airplane to a jet I saw this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > neat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it was slow motion and a person dropped a bolt into the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intake
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > engine and you could see the wave of destruction propagate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the engine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it was just absolutely fantastic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you enjoyed doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes I enjoy doing such things I'm just so destructive. Just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seeing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of destruction propagate through the jet engine just ,well I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but it got me excited.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Excited and exit-ed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, but they charged my ex-wife for the crime instead of me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her a summons to come into court , so my ex-wife was ex-cited.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ex-celent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , that is exactly what happened to her when her term in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > prison
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > up ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > she became ex-cellent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > You ex-com-municated her.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I sang her a line from a certain song , it goes "communication is
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > problem
> > > > > > > > > > > to the answer " and she said "you're pathetic , you actually
> > > > > > > > > > > believe
> > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > these lyrics when they're just made up and nonsense?”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > And will never replace music
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I had a nephew named Billy he was a mischievous little tyke I will be
> > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > playing Chopin's Sonata No. 87 and he will come up and change it over
> > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > my back to Chopin's Sonata No. 88
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > That Will sure replaces music.
> > > > > > > > So he will not refrain from interrupting you.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Well I got him to refrain from bothering me by hogtying him out behind
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > out house.
> > > > > > It will be a strain to get that to happen
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Well, if he strains and strains and strains and strains that will be a
> > > > > restrain.
> > > > Should I take notes??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > If you take notes there will be nothing left to hear in the music ; it'll
> > > be
> > > like John Cage's piece of music 4' 33”.
> > Score one for you
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> You've heard of four score and seven years ago? Well they've changed that
> line , it's now four score and another three got to third base.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 19 Apr 2022 18:47 UTC

On Tuesday, April 19, 2022 at 10:55:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a8dcf64c-131f-45cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 2:34:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<35ccd6b5-69b7-4020...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 5:28:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9afc7c57-c810-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > lol On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:12:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<78b45e76-1ce4-43d3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:07:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<61d8482b-ee89-4a0d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:53:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8872b4d3-42ab-493b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:41:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3f947b2a-ae72-4d66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 10:30:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b56b9dd5-daaf-433e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 5:23:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9fea36ae-a22d-4ce6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 11:41:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cb5579-df5b-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<198a47dd-d137-498d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > standing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unzips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > terrible;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > touch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > son
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2027 "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > holding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "butt out.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > LSMFT
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > applied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tobacco".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > however
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Floppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tits.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there ,actress
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of bust?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like Airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes exactly it sounds like an airplane that makes a really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loud
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > extend the definition of airplane to a jet I saw this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > neat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it was slow motion and a person dropped a bolt into the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intake
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > engine and you could see the wave of destruction propagate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the engine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it was just absolutely fantastic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you enjoyed doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes I enjoy doing such things I'm just so destructive. Just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seeing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of destruction propagate through the jet engine just ,well I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but it got me excited.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Excited and exit-ed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, but they charged my ex-wife for the crime instead of me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her a summons to come into court , so my ex-wife was ex-cited.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ex-celent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , that is exactly what happened to her when her term in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > prison
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > up ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > she became ex-cellent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You ex-com-municated her.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I sang her a line from a certain song , it goes "communication is
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > to the answer " and she said "you're pathetic , you actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > believe
> > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > these lyrics when they're just made up and nonsense?”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > And will never replace music
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I had a nephew named Billy he was a mischievous little tyke I will be
> > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > playing Chopin's Sonata No. 87 and he will come up and change it over
> > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > my back to Chopin's Sonata No. 88
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > That Will sure replaces music.
> > > > > > > > > So he will not refrain from interrupting you.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Well I got him to refrain from bothering me by hogtying him out behind
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > out house.
> > > > > > > It will be a strain to get that to happen
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well, if he strains and strains and strains and strains that will be a
> > > > > > restrain.
> > > > > Should I take notes??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > If you take notes there will be nothing left to hear in the music ; it'll
> > > > be
> > > > like John Cage's piece of music 4' 33”.
> > > Score one for you
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > You've heard of four score and seven years ago? Well they've changed that
> > line , it's now four score and another three got to third base.
> I don’t know who’s on first never mind second or third
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 20 Apr 2022 11:39 UTC

On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<999ca3b4-e375-4755-b7f2-08ab96591effn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, April 19, 2022 at 10:55:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a8dcf64c-131f-45cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 2:34:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<35ccd6b5-69b7-4020...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 5:28:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<9afc7c57-c810-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > lol On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:12:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<78b45e76-1ce4-43d3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:07:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<61d8482b-ee89-4a0d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:53:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8872b4d3-42ab-493b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:41:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3f947b2a-ae72-4d66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 10:30:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b56b9dd5-daaf-433e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 5:23:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9fea36ae-a22d-4ce6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 11:41:16 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cb5579-df5b-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<198a47dd-d137-498d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > standing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unzips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > terrible;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > touch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > son
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2027 "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > straightened
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > holding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "butt out.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > LSMFT
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > applied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tobacco".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > however
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Floppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tits.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,actress
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bust?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like Airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes exactly it sounds like an airplane that makes a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loud
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > extend the definition of airplane to a jet I saw this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > neat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it was slow motion and a person dropped a bolt into the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intake
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > engine and you could see the wave of destruction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > propagate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the engine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it was just absolutely fantastic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you enjoyed doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes I enjoy doing such things I'm just so destructive. Just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seeing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of destruction propagate through the jet engine just ,well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but it got me excited.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Excited and exit-ed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, but they charged my ex-wife for the crime instead of me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her a summons to come into court , so my ex-wife was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ex-cited.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ex-celent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , that is exactly what happened to her when her term in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prison
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she became ex-cellent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You ex-com-municated her.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I sang her a line from a certain song , it goes "communication is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to the answer " and she said "you're pathetic , you actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > believe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > these lyrics when they're just made up and nonsense?”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > And will never replace music
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I had a nephew named Billy he was a mischievous little tyke I will
> > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > playing Chopin's Sonata No. 87 and he will come up and change it
> > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > my back to Chopin's Sonata No. 88
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > That Will sure replaces music.
> > > > > > > > > > So he will not refrain from interrupting you.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Well I got him to refrain from bothering me by hogtying him out
> > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > out house.
> > > > > > > > It will be a strain to get that to happen
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Well, if he strains and strains and strains and strains that will be a
> > > > > > > restrain.
> > > > > > Should I take notes??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > If you take notes there will be nothing left to hear in the music ; it'll
> > > > > be
> > > > > like John Cage's piece of music 4' 33”.
> > > > Score one for you
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > You've heard of four score and seven years ago? Well they've changed that
> > > line , it's now four score and another three got to third base.
> > I don’t know who’s on first never mind second or third
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I went to this orgy, there was a beautiful woman there , several of us guys
> all wanted her real bad but we got into a big fight over Who's on first.


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On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:39:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<999ca3b4-e375-4755...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, April 19, 2022 at 10:55:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a8dcf64c-131f-45cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 2:34:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<35ccd6b5-69b7-4020...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 5:28:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<9afc7c57-c810-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > lol On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:12:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<78b45e76-1ce4-43d3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:07:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<61d8482b-ee89-4a0d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:53:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8872b4d3-42ab-493b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:41:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3f947b2a-ae72-4d66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 10:30:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b56b9dd5-daaf-433e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 5:23:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9fea36ae-a22d-4ce6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 11:41:16 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cb5579-df5b-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<198a47dd-d137-498d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > standing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unzips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > terrible;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > touch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > son
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2027 "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > straightened
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > holding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "butt out.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > LSMFT
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > applied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tobacco".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > however
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Floppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tits.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,actress
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bust?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like Airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes exactly it sounds like an airplane that makes a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loud
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > extend the definition of airplane to a jet I saw this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > neat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it was slow motion and a person dropped a bolt into the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intake
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > engine and you could see the wave of destruction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > propagate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the engine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it was just absolutely fantastic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you enjoyed doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes I enjoy doing such things I'm just so destructive. Just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seeing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of destruction propagate through the jet engine just ,well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but it got me excited.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Excited and exit-ed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, but they charged my ex-wife for the crime instead of me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her a summons to come into court , so my ex-wife was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ex-cited.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ex-celent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , that is exactly what happened to her when her term in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prison
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she became ex-cellent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You ex-com-municated her.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I sang her a line from a certain song , it goes "communication is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the answer " and she said "you're pathetic , you actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > believe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > these lyrics when they're just made up and nonsense?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And will never replace music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I had a nephew named Billy he was a mischievous little tyke I will
> > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > playing Chopin's Sonata No. 87 and he will come up and change it
> > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > my back to Chopin's Sonata No. 88
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > That Will sure replaces music.
> > > > > > > > > > > So he will not refrain from interrupting you.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Well I got him to refrain from bothering me by hogtying him out
> > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > out house.
> > > > > > > > > It will be a strain to get that to happen
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Well, if he strains and strains and strains and strains that will be a
> > > > > > > > restrain.
> > > > > > > Should I take notes??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > If you take notes there will be nothing left to hear in the music ; it'll
> > > > > > be
> > > > > > like John Cage's piece of music 4' 33”.
> > > > > Score one for you
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > You've heard of four score and seven years ago? Well they've changed that
> > > > line , it's now four score and another three got to third base.
> > > I don’t know who’s on first never mind second or third
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I went to this orgy, there was a beautiful woman there , several of us guys
> > all wanted her real bad but we got into a big fight over Who's on first..
> You wanted to ride the carousal of sex but the ride started before you could
> get on
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 20 Apr 2022 15:16 UTC

On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d-8a0d-1575903dab20n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:39:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<999ca3b4-e375-4755...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, April 19, 2022 at 10:55:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a8dcf64c-131f-45cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 2:34:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<35ccd6b5-69b7-4020...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 5:28:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<9afc7c57-c810-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > lol On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:12:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<78b45e76-1ce4-43d3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:07:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<61d8482b-ee89-4a0d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:53:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8872b4d3-42ab-493b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:41:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3f947b2a-ae72-4d66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 10:30:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b56b9dd5-daaf-433e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 5:23:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9fea36ae-a22d-4ce6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 11:41:16 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cb5579-df5b-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<198a47dd-d137-498d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegrou
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegr
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > standing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shirt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unzips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > terrible;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > touch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > son
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > uses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2027 "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > straightened
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > robe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > holding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "butt out.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > LSMFT
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > applied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tobacco".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > however
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Straps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Floppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tits.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,actress
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bust?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like Airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes exactly it sounds like an airplane that makes a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loud
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > extend the definition of airplane to a jet I saw this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > neat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it was slow motion and a person dropped a bolt into the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intake
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > engine and you could see the wave of destruction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > propagate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the engine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it was just absolutely fantastic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you enjoyed doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes I enjoy doing such things I'm just so destructive.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seeing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of destruction propagate through the jet engine just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but it got me excited.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Excited and exit-ed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, but they charged my ex-wife for the crime instead of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her a summons to come into court , so my ex-wife was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ex-cited.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ex-celent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , that is exactly what happened to her when her term in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prison
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she became ex-cellent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You ex-com-municated her.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I sang her a line from a certain song , it goes "communication
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the answer " and she said "you're pathetic , you actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > believe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these lyrics when they're just made up and nonsense?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And will never replace music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a nephew named Billy he was a mischievous little tyke I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > playing Chopin's Sonata No. 87 and he will come up and change it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my back to Chopin's Sonata No. 88
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That Will sure replaces music.
> > > > > > > > > > > > So he will not refrain from interrupting you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Well I got him to refrain from bothering me by hogtying him out
> > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > out house.
> > > > > > > > > > It will be a strain to get that to happen
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Well, if he strains and strains and strains and strains that will be
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > restrain.
> > > > > > > > Should I take notes??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > If you take notes there will be nothing left to hear in the music ;
> > > > > > > it'll
> > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > like John Cage's piece of music 4' 33”.
> > > > > > Score one for you
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > You've heard of four score and seven years ago? Well they've changed that
> > > > > line , it's now four score and another three got to third base.
> > > > I don’t know who’s on first never mind second or third
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I went to this orgy, there was a beautiful woman there , several of us guys
> > > all wanted her real bad but we got into a big fight over Who's on first.
> > You wanted to ride the carousal of sex but the ride started before you could
> > get on
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on before you can get off.


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On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:39:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<999ca3b4-e375-4755...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, April 19, 2022 at 10:55:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a8dcf64c-131f-45cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 2:34:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<35ccd6b5-69b7-4020...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 5:28:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<9afc7c57-c810-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > lol On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:12:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<78b45e76-1ce4-43d3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:07:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<61d8482b-ee89-4a0d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 3:53:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8872b4d3-42ab-493b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:41:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3f947b2a-ae72-4d66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 10:30:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b56b9dd5-daaf-433e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 5:23:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9fea36ae-a22d-4ce6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 11:41:16 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cb5579-df5b-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<198a47dd-d137-498d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@google
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > standing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shirt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unzips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > terrible;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > touch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > son
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > uses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2027 "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > straightened
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > robe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > holding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "butt out.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered of course .. Darlene really likes Lucky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > LSMFT
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > applied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tobacco".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > however
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Straps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Floppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tits.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,actress
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bust?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like Airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes exactly it sounds like an airplane that makes a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loud
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > extend the definition of airplane to a jet I saw this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > neat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it was slow motion and a person dropped a bolt into the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intake
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > engine and you could see the wave of destruction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > propagate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the engine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it was just absolutely fantastic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you enjoyed doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes I enjoy doing such things I'm just so destructive.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seeing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of destruction propagate through the jet engine just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but it got me excited.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Excited and exit-ed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, but they charged my ex-wife for the crime instead of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her a summons to come into court , so my ex-wife was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ex-cited.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ex-celent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , that is exactly what happened to her when her term in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prison
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she became ex-cellent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You ex-com-municated her.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I sang her a line from a certain song , it goes "communication
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the answer " and she said "you're pathetic , you actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > believe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these lyrics when they're just made up and nonsense?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And will never replace music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a nephew named Billy he was a mischievous little tyke I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > playing Chopin's Sonata No. 87 and he will come up and change it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my back to Chopin's Sonata No. 88
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That Will sure replaces music.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So he will not refrain from interrupting you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Well I got him to refrain from bothering me by hogtying him out
> > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > out house.
> > > > > > > > > > > It will be a strain to get that to happen
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Well, if he strains and strains and strains and strains that will be
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > restrain.
> > > > > > > > > Should I take notes??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > If you take notes there will be nothing left to hear in the music ;
> > > > > > > > it'll
> > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > like John Cage's piece of music 4' 33”.
> > > > > > > Score one for you
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You've heard of four score and seven years ago? Well they've changed that
> > > > > > line , it's now four score and another three got to third base.
> > > > > I don’t know who’s on first never mind second or third
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I went to this orgy, there was a beautiful woman there , several of us guys
> > > > all wanted her real bad but we got into a big fight over Who's on first.
> > > You wanted to ride the carousal of sex but the ride started before you could
> > > get on
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on before you can get off.
> And you did not rise to the challenge
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 21 Apr 2022 10:45 UTC

On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8-8206-29c1cf226289n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on before you can get off.
> > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.

Erick Weisz might argue the point.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 21 Apr 2022 20:04 UTC

On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on before you can get off.
> > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to his girlfriend and he was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend asked him "What are we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the condom, "if he or she can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick Weisz."

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 by: Mike - Fri, 22 Apr 2022 09:37 UTC

On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00-8865-d31cea540e89n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on before you can get
> > > > > off.
> > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to his girlfriend and he
> was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend asked him "What are
> we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the condom, "if he or she
> can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick Weisz.”

So he is a real weisz guy...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 22 Apr 2022 11:27 UTC

On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on before you can get
> > > > > > off.
> > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to his girlfriend and he
> > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend asked him "What are
> > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the condom, "if he or she
> > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick Weisz.”
>
> So he is a real weisz guy...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards got loose and now she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the sun vaporizes the earth.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 22 Apr 2022 13:37 UTC

On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec-9712-9855bd2347d6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on before you can get
> > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to his girlfriend and
> > > he
> > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend asked him "What are
> > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the condom, "if he or she
> > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick Weisz.”
> >
> > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards got loose and now
> she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the sun vaporizes the
> earth.

Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 23 Apr 2022 04:56 UTC

On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on before you can get
> > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to his girlfriend and
> > > > he
> > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend asked him "What are
> > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the condom, "if he or she
> > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick Weisz.”
> > >
> > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards got loose and now
> > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the sun vaporizes the
> > earth.
> Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it apparently means apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like the baby was a mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work" looks like a typo for two the world so anyway I don't know

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 by: Mike - Sat, 23 Apr 2022 07:39 UTC

On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62-aaee-b925570fcb39n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on before you can
> > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to his girlfriend and
> > > > > he
> > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend asked him "What
> > > > > are
> > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the condom, "if he or
> > > > > she
> > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick Weisz.”
> > > >
> > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards got loose and now
> > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the sun vaporizes the
> > > earth.
> > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it apparently means
> apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like the baby was a
> mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work" looks like a typo
> for two the world so anyway I don't know

You could say that she had a labor of love...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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Subject: Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 23 Apr 2022 12:33 UTC

On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on before you can
> > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to his girlfriend and
> > > > > > he
> > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend asked him "What
> > > > > > are
> > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the condom, "if he or
> > > > > > she
> > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick Weisz.”
> > > > >
> > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards got loose and now
> > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the sun vaporizes the
> > > > earth.
> > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it apparently means
> > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like the baby was a
> > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work" looks like a typo
> > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> You could say that she had a labor of love...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an interpreter "she could do that but it would be Wong."

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 by: Mike - Sun, 24 Apr 2022 07:26 UTC

On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b-9bad-479a193bffbfn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on before you can
> > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to his girlfriend
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend asked him "What
> > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the condom, "if he or
> > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick Weisz.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards got loose and now
> > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the sun vaporizes
> > > > > the
> > > > > earth.
> > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it apparently means
> > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like the baby was a
> > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work" looks like a typo
> > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an interpreter "she
> could do that but it would be Wong.”
Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 24 Apr 2022 13:12 UTC

On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on before you can
> > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to his girlfriend
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend asked him "What
> > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the condom, "if he or
> > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick Weisz.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards got loose and now
> > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the sun vaporizes
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > earth.
> > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it apparently means
> > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like the baby was a
> > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work" looks like a typo
> > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an interpreter "she
> > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which taught male homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was a dick shun airy.
they always told me the best puns are the ones which do not have a tortured setup.

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