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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 23 Apr 2022 12:50 UTC

On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:36:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to massage were my
> > > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you have giver her..
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she said "No way,
> > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the floor..
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go golfing.
> > > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a ball.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance with celebrities
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's named "the policeman's
> > > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I mean who else
> > > > nowadays
> > > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > > >
> > > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important meeting we were
> > > > both
> > > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my hand and said "Putin it
> > > > there, Putin.”
> > > Putin him in his place.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to my ex-wife's doctor in
> > Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
> >
> > oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once used a magic marker to
> > write PUT IN on his penis.
> And what did your girl say when she thought what’s what you
> meant when you told her you would have her eating
> at the Top of the Mark??
>
> (That’s a San Francisco joke)
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco one time that's when Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up much of the slang but an educated guess would be that San Francisco males nickname their penises "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the top of the Mark " she shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the whole length of their manly device of reproduction but should only stay right on the tip of it , I would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong, According to some famous figure.

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On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:36:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to massage were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you have giver
> > > > > > > > > > > > her..
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she said "No
> > > > > > > > > > > way,
> > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the floor.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go golfing.
> > > > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a ball.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance with celebrities
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's named "the
> > > > > > > policeman's
> > > > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I mean who else
> > > > > nowadays
> > > > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > > > >
> > > > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important meeting we were
> > > > > both
> > > > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my hand and said "Putin
> > > > > it
> > > > > there, Putin.”
> > > > Putin him in his place.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to my ex-wife's doctor
> > > in
> > > Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
> > >
> > > oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once used a magic marker to
> > > write PUT IN on his penis.
> > And what did your girl say when she thought what’s what you
> > meant when you told her you would have her eating
> > at the Top of the Mark??
> >
> > (That’s a San Francisco joke)
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco one time that's when
> Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up much of the slang but
> an educated guess would be that San Francisco males nickname their penises
> "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the top of the Mark " she
> shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the whole length of their
> manly device of reproduction but should only stay right on the tip of it , I
> would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong, According to some
> famous figure.

And you missed going to learn from Anton Lavey????

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 24 Apr 2022 13:56 UTC

On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:23:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7bb22dd0-2482-4201...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:36:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to massage were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you have giver
> > > > > > > > > > > > > her..
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she said "No
> > > > > > > > > > > > way,
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the floor.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go golfing.
> > > > > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a ball.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance with celebrities
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's named "the
> > > > > > > > policeman's
> > > > > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I mean who else
> > > > > > nowadays
> > > > > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important meeting we were
> > > > > > both
> > > > > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my hand and said "Putin
> > > > > > it
> > > > > > there, Putin.”
> > > > > Putin him in his place.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to my ex-wife's doctor
> > > > in
> > > > Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
> > > >
> > > > oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once used a magic marker to
> > > > write PUT IN on his penis.
> > > And what did your girl say when she thought what’s what you
> > > meant when you told her you would have her eating
> > > at the Top of the Mark??
> > >
> > > (That’s a San Francisco joke)
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco one time that's when
> > Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up much of the slang but
> > an educated guess would be that San Francisco males nickname their penises
> > "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the top of the Mark " she
> > shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the whole length of their
> > manly device of reproduction but should only stay right on the tip of it , I
> > would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong, According to some
> > famous figure.
> And you missed going to learn from Anton Lavey????
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I had a friend come over to the house here and we were eating a big meal and I asked him "has all this food satened you?"

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 by: Mike - Sun, 24 Apr 2022 14:50 UTC

On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bfc87106-1bb9-4a99-9416-7be92b380909n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:23:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7bb22dd0-2482-4201...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:36:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to massage were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you have giver
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > her..
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she said "No
> > > > > > > > > > > > > way,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the floor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go golfing.
> > > > > > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a ball.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance with
> > > > > > > > > celebrities
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's named "the
> > > > > > > > > policeman's
> > > > > > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > > > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I mean who else
> > > > > > > nowadays
> > > > > > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important meeting we were
> > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my hand and said
> > > > > > > "Putin
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > there, Putin.”
> > > > > > Putin him in his place.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to my ex-wife's
> > > > > doctor
> > > > > in
> > > > > Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
> > > > >
> > > > > oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once used a magic marker
> > > > > to
> > > > > write PUT IN on his penis.
> > > > And what did your girl say when she thought what’s what you
> > > > meant when you told her you would have her eating
> > > > at the Top of the Mark??
> > > >
> > > > (That’s a San Francisco joke)
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco one time that's when
> > > Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up much of the slang but
> > > an educated guess would be that San Francisco males nickname their penises
> > > "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the top of the Mark " she
> > > shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the whole length of their
> > > manly device of reproduction but should only stay right on the tip of it ,
> > > I
> > > would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong, According to some
> > > famous figure.
> > And you missed going to learn from Anton Lavey????
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I had a friend come over to the house here and we were eating a big meal and
> I asked him "has all this food satened you?”
You ate it jinn-gerly.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 24 Apr 2022 22:49 UTC

On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:50:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<bfc87106-1bb9-4a99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:23:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<7bb22dd0-2482-4201...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:36:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to massage were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you have giver
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she said "No
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > way,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the floor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go golfing.
> > > > > > > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a ball.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance with
> > > > > > > > > > celebrities
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's named "the
> > > > > > > > > > policeman's
> > > > > > > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > > > > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I mean who else
> > > > > > > > nowadays
> > > > > > > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important meeting we were
> > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my hand and said
> > > > > > > > "Putin
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > there, Putin.”
> > > > > > > Putin him in his place.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to my ex-wife's
> > > > > > doctor
> > > > > > in
> > > > > > Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
> > > > > >
> > > > > > oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once used a magic marker
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > write PUT IN on his penis.
> > > > > And what did your girl say when she thought what’s what you
> > > > > meant when you told her you would have her eating
> > > > > at the Top of the Mark??
> > > > >
> > > > > (That’s a San Francisco joke)
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco one time that's when
> > > > Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up much of the slang but
> > > > an educated guess would be that San Francisco males nickname their penises
> > > > "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the top of the Mark " she
> > > > shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the whole length of their
> > > > manly device of reproduction but should only stay right on the tip of it ,
> > > > I
> > > > would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong, According to some
> > > > famous figure.
> > > And you missed going to learn from Anton Lavey????
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I had a friend come over to the house here and we were eating a big meal and
> > I asked him "has all this food satened you?”
> You ate it jinn-gerly.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 25 Apr 2022 10:23 UTC

On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<dc80f1be-93ce-4c80-b300-b0d64a8511f5n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:50:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<bfc87106-1bb9-4a99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:23:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<7bb22dd0-2482-4201...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:36:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you have giver
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she said "No
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the floor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go golfing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a ball.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance with
> > > > > > > > > > > celebrities
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's named "the
> > > > > > > > > > > policeman's
> > > > > > > > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > > > > > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I mean who else
> > > > > > > > > nowadays
> > > > > > > > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important meeting we
> > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my hand and said
> > > > > > > > > "Putin
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > there, Putin.”
> > > > > > > > Putin him in his place.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to my ex-wife's
> > > > > > > doctor
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once used a magic marker
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > write PUT IN on his penis.
> > > > > > And what did your girl say when she thought what’s what you
> > > > > > meant when you told her you would have her eating
> > > > > > at the Top of the Mark??
> > > > > >
> > > > > > (That’s a San Francisco joke)
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco one time that's
> > > > > when
> > > > > Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up much of the slang
> > > > > but
> > > > > an educated guess would be that San Francisco males nickname their
> > > > > penises
> > > > > "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the top of the Mark "
> > > > > she
> > > > > shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the whole length of their
> > > > > manly device of reproduction but should only stay right on the tip of it
> > > > > ,
> > > > > I
> > > > > would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong, According to some
> > > > > famous figure.
> > > > And you missed going to learn from Anton Lavey????
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I had a friend come over to the house here and we were eating a big meal
> > > and
> > > I asked him "has all this food satened you?”
> > You ate it jinn-gerly.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> And afterwards I had a jinn and tonic.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 25 Apr 2022 17:23 UTC

On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:23:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<dc80f1be-93ce-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:50:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<bfc87106-1bb9-4a99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:23:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7bb22dd0-2482-4201...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:36:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you have giver
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she said "No
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the floor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go golfing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a ball.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance with
> > > > > > > > > > > > celebrities
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's named "the
> > > > > > > > > > > > policeman's
> > > > > > > > > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > > > > > > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I mean who else
> > > > > > > > > > nowadays
> > > > > > > > > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important meeting we
> > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my hand and said
> > > > > > > > > > "Putin
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > there, Putin.”
> > > > > > > > > Putin him in his place.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to my ex-wife's
> > > > > > > > doctor
> > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once used a magic marker
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > write PUT IN on his penis.
> > > > > > > And what did your girl say when she thought what’s what you
> > > > > > > meant when you told her you would have her eating
> > > > > > > at the Top of the Mark??
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > (That’s a San Francisco joke)
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco one time that's
> > > > > > when
> > > > > > Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up much of the slang
> > > > > > but
> > > > > > an educated guess would be that San Francisco males nickname their
> > > > > > penises
> > > > > > "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the top of the Mark "
> > > > > > she
> > > > > > shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the whole length of their
> > > > > > manly device of reproduction but should only stay right on the tip of it
> > > > > > ,
> > > > > > I
> > > > > > would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong, According to some
> > > > > > famous figure.
> > > > > And you missed going to learn from Anton Lavey????
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I had a friend come over to the house here and we were eating a big meal
> > > > and
> > > > I asked him "has all this food satened you?”
> > > You ate it jinn-gerly.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > And afterwards I had a jinn and tonic.
> Now that is the right spirit you need to get thru life.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 25 Apr 2022 20:09 UTC

On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d5d3fc19-8bef-4f49-9b43-946afd31b9fan@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:23:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<dc80f1be-93ce-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:50:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<bfc87106-1bb9-4a99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:23:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<7bb22dd0-2482-4201...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:36:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > giver
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the floor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go golfing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a ball.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > celebrities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's named "the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > policeman's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I mean who else
> > > > > > > > > > > nowadays
> > > > > > > > > > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important meeting we
> > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my hand and said
> > > > > > > > > > > "Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > there, Putin.”
> > > > > > > > > > Putin him in his place.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to my ex-wife's
> > > > > > > > > doctor
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once used a magic
> > > > > > > > > marker
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > write PUT IN on his penis.
> > > > > > > > And what did your girl say when she thought what’s what you
> > > > > > > > meant when you told her you would have her eating
> > > > > > > > at the Top of the Mark??
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > (That’s a San Francisco joke)
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco one time that's
> > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up much of the slang
> > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > an educated guess would be that San Francisco males nickname their
> > > > > > > penises
> > > > > > > "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the top of the Mark "
> > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the whole length of
> > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > manly device of reproduction but should only stay right on the tip of
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong, According to
> > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > famous figure.
> > > > > > And you missed going to learn from Anton Lavey????
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I had a friend come over to the house here and we were eating a big meal
> > > > > and
> > > > > I asked him "has all this food satened you?”
> > > > You ate it jinn-gerly.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > And afterwards I had a jinn and tonic.
> > Now that is the right spirit you need to get thru life.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> once I was doing some LSD and these two spirits appeared to me , the one on
> the left told me Putin is going to destroy the earth, it turned out to be a
> very evil spirit and the spirit on the right told me that we will have peace
> forever , also that I should eat plenty of Wheaties so it was the right
> spirit to get me through life.


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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 26 Apr 2022 04:30 UTC

On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:09:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d5d3fc19-8bef-4f49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:23:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<dc80f1be-93ce-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:50:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<bfc87106-1bb9-4a99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:23:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7bb22dd0-2482-4201...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:36:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > giver
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the floor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go golfing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a ball.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > celebrities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's named "the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > policeman's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I mean who else
> > > > > > > > > > > > nowadays
> > > > > > > > > > > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important meeting we
> > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my hand and said
> > > > > > > > > > > > "Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > there, Putin.”
> > > > > > > > > > > Putin him in his place.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to my ex-wife's
> > > > > > > > > > doctor
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once used a magic
> > > > > > > > > > marker
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > write PUT IN on his penis.
> > > > > > > > > And what did your girl say when she thought what’s what you
> > > > > > > > > meant when you told her you would have her eating
> > > > > > > > > at the Top of the Mark??
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > (That’s a San Francisco joke)
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco one time that's
> > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up much of the slang
> > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > an educated guess would be that San Francisco males nickname their
> > > > > > > > penises
> > > > > > > > "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the top of the Mark "
> > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the whole length of
> > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > manly device of reproduction but should only stay right on the tip of
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong, According to
> > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > famous figure.
> > > > > > > And you missed going to learn from Anton Lavey????
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I had a friend come over to the house here and we were eating a big meal
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > I asked him "has all this food satened you?”
> > > > > You ate it jinn-gerly.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > And afterwards I had a jinn and tonic.
> > > Now that is the right spirit you need to get thru life.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > once I was doing some LSD and these two spirits appeared to me , the one on
> > the left told me Putin is going to destroy the earth, it turned out to be a
> > very evil spirit and the spirit on the right told me that we will have peace
> > forever , also that I should eat plenty of Wheaties so it was the right
> > spirit to get me through life.
> I’l drink to that.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 26 Apr 2022 10:20 UTC

On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<440f976a-ca07-47a1-8c0d-1c459789517en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:09:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d5d3fc19-8bef-4f49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:23:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<dc80f1be-93ce-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:50:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<bfc87106-1bb9-4a99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:23:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<7bb22dd0-2482-4201...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:36:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > giver
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the floor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go golfing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a ball.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > celebrities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's named "the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > policeman's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I mean who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > nowadays
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important meeting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my hand and said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there, Putin.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > Putin him in his place.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to my ex-wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > doctor
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once used a magic
> > > > > > > > > > > marker
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > write PUT IN on his penis.
> > > > > > > > > > And what did your girl say when she thought what’s what you
> > > > > > > > > > meant when you told her you would have her eating
> > > > > > > > > > at the Top of the Mark??
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > (That’s a San Francisco joke)
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco one time
> > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up much of the
> > > > > > > > > slang
> > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > an educated guess would be that San Francisco males nickname their
> > > > > > > > > penises
> > > > > > > > > "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the top of the Mark
> > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the whole length of
> > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > manly device of reproduction but should only stay right on the tip of
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong, According to
> > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > famous figure.
> > > > > > > > And you missed going to learn from Anton Lavey????
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I had a friend come over to the house here and we were eating a big
> > > > > > > meal
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > I asked him "has all this food satened you?”
> > > > > > You ate it jinn-gerly.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > And afterwards I had a jinn and tonic.
> > > > Now that is the right spirit you need to get thru life.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > once I was doing some LSD and these two spirits appeared to me , the one on
> > > the left told me Putin is going to destroy the earth, it turned out to be a
> > > very evil spirit and the spirit on the right told me that we will have
> > > peace
> > > forever , also that I should eat plenty of Wheaties so it was the right
> > > spirit to get me through life.
> > I’l drink to that.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There was this fellow named Ralph That and it was his birthday so we had a
> big birthday party for him and we made a toast to him and I said "I'll drink
> to That.” Sounds like a swill guy to be around.


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On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:20:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<440f976a-ca07-47a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:09:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d5d3fc19-8bef-4f49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:23:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<dc80f1be-93ce-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:50:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<bfc87106-1bb9-4a99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:23:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<7bb22dd0-2482-4201...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:36:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > giver
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the floor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go golfing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a ball.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > celebrities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's named "the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > policeman's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I mean who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > nowadays
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important meeting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my hand and said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there, Putin.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin him in his place.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to my ex-wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > doctor
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once used a magic
> > > > > > > > > > > > marker
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > write PUT IN on his penis.
> > > > > > > > > > > And what did your girl say when she thought what’s what you
> > > > > > > > > > > meant when you told her you would have her eating
> > > > > > > > > > > at the Top of the Mark??
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > (That’s a San Francisco joke)
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco one time
> > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up much of the
> > > > > > > > > > slang
> > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > an educated guess would be that San Francisco males nickname their
> > > > > > > > > > penises
> > > > > > > > > > "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the top of the Mark
> > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the whole length of
> > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > manly device of reproduction but should only stay right on the tip of
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong, According to
> > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > famous figure.
> > > > > > > > > And you missed going to learn from Anton Lavey????
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I had a friend come over to the house here and we were eating a big
> > > > > > > > meal
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > I asked him "has all this food satened you?”
> > > > > > > You ate it jinn-gerly.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And afterwards I had a jinn and tonic.
> > > > > Now that is the right spirit you need to get thru life.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > once I was doing some LSD and these two spirits appeared to me , the one on
> > > > the left told me Putin is going to destroy the earth, it turned out to be a
> > > > very evil spirit and the spirit on the right told me that we will have
> > > > peace
> > > > forever , also that I should eat plenty of Wheaties so it was the right
> > > > spirit to get me through life.
> > > I’l drink to that.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > There was this fellow named Ralph That and it was his birthday so we had a
> > big birthday party for him and we made a toast to him and I said "I'll drink
> > to That.” Sounds like a swill guy to be around.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 26 Apr 2022 19:02 UTC

On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0f0e0b2a-40cb-42ae-a47f-956134702021n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:20:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<440f976a-ca07-47a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:09:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d5d3fc19-8bef-4f49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:23:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<dc80f1be-93ce-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:50:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<bfc87106-1bb9-4a99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:23:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<7bb22dd0-2482-4201...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:36:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > giver
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the floor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go golfing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a ball.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > celebrities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's named "the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > policeman's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I mean who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nowadays
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important meeting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my hand and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there, Putin.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin him in his place.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ex-wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > doctor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once used a magic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > marker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > write PUT IN on his penis.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And what did your girl say when she thought what’s what you
> > > > > > > > > > > > meant when you told her you would have her eating
> > > > > > > > > > > > at the Top of the Mark??
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > (That’s a San Francisco joke)
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco one time
> > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up much of the
> > > > > > > > > > > slang
> > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > an educated guess would be that San Francisco males nickname their
> > > > > > > > > > > penises
> > > > > > > > > > > "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the top of the
> > > > > > > > > > > Mark
> > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the whole length of
> > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > manly device of reproduction but should only stay right on the tip
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong, According to
> > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > famous figure.
> > > > > > > > > > And you missed going to learn from Anton Lavey????
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I had a friend come over to the house here and we were eating a big
> > > > > > > > > meal
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > I asked him "has all this food satened you?”
> > > > > > > > You ate it jinn-gerly.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And afterwards I had a jinn and tonic.
> > > > > > Now that is the right spirit you need to get thru life.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > once I was doing some LSD and these two spirits appeared to me , the one
> > > > > on
> > > > > the left told me Putin is going to destroy the earth, it turned out to
> > > > > be a
> > > > > very evil spirit and the spirit on the right told me that we will have
> > > > > peace
> > > > > forever , also that I should eat plenty of Wheaties so it was the right
> > > > > spirit to get me through life.
> > > > I’l drink to that.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > There was this fellow named Ralph That and it was his birthday so we had a
> > > big birthday party for him and we made a toast to him and I said "I'll
> > > drink
> > > to That.” Sounds like a swill guy to be around.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes, he really liked to surf, so we took him out to practice his craft on a
> swell.


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On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:02:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0f0e0b2a-40cb-42ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:20:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<440f976a-ca07-47a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:09:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d5d3fc19-8bef-4f49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:23:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<dc80f1be-93ce-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:50:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<bfc87106-1bb9-4a99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:23:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7bb22dd0-2482-4201...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:36:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > giver
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the floor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go golfing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a ball.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > celebrities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's named "the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > policeman's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I mean who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nowadays
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important meeting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my hand and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there, Putin.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin him in his place.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ex-wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > doctor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once used a magic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > marker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > write PUT IN on his penis.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And what did your girl say when she thought what’s what you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > meant when you told her you would have her eating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > at the Top of the Mark??
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (That’s a San Francisco joke)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco one time
> > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up much of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > slang
> > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > an educated guess would be that San Francisco males nickname their
> > > > > > > > > > > > penises
> > > > > > > > > > > > "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the top of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > Mark
> > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the whole length of
> > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > manly device of reproduction but should only stay right on the tip
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong, According to
> > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > famous figure.
> > > > > > > > > > > And you missed going to learn from Anton Lavey????
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I had a friend come over to the house here and we were eating a big
> > > > > > > > > > meal
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > I asked him "has all this food satened you?”
> > > > > > > > > You ate it jinn-gerly.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > And afterwards I had a jinn and tonic.
> > > > > > > Now that is the right spirit you need to get thru life.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > once I was doing some LSD and these two spirits appeared to me , the one
> > > > > > on
> > > > > > the left told me Putin is going to destroy the earth, it turned out to
> > > > > > be a
> > > > > > very evil spirit and the spirit on the right told me that we will have
> > > > > > peace
> > > > > > forever , also that I should eat plenty of Wheaties so it was the right
> > > > > > spirit to get me through life.
> > > > > I’l drink to that.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > There was this fellow named Ralph That and it was his birthday so we had a
> > > > big birthday party for him and we made a toast to him and I said "I'll
> > > > drink
> > > > to That.” Sounds like a swill guy to be around.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes, he really liked to surf, so we took him out to practice his craft on a
> > swell.
> Untill he got board...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 27 Apr 2022 10:47 UTC

On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8ddec2df-5a95-40c6-b07f-4a2301b7f116n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:02:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<0f0e0b2a-40cb-42ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:20:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<440f976a-ca07-47a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:09:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d5d3fc19-8bef-4f49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:23:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<dc80f1be-93ce-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:50:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<bfc87106-1bb9-4a99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:23:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7bb22dd0-2482-4201...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:36:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > giver
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > golfing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a ball.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > celebrities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > policeman's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nowadays
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my hand and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there, Putin.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin him in his place.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ex-wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doctor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once used a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > marker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write PUT IN on his penis.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And what did your girl say when she thought what’s what you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant when you told her you would have her eating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > at the Top of the Mark??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (That’s a San Francisco joke)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco one time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up much of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > slang
> > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > an educated guess would be that San Francisco males nickname
> > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > penises
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the top of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Mark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the whole length
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > manly device of reproduction but should only stay right on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong, According
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > famous figure.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And you missed going to learn from Anton Lavey????
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I had a friend come over to the house here and we were eating a big
> > > > > > > > > > > meal
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > I asked him "has all this food satened you?”
> > > > > > > > > > You ate it jinn-gerly.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > And afterwards I had a jinn and tonic.
> > > > > > > > Now that is the right spirit you need to get thru life.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > once I was doing some LSD and these two spirits appeared to me , the
> > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > the left told me Putin is going to destroy the earth, it turned out to
> > > > > > > be a
> > > > > > > very evil spirit and the spirit on the right told me that we will have
> > > > > > > peace
> > > > > > > forever , also that I should eat plenty of Wheaties so it was the right
> > > > > > > spirit to get me through life.
> > > > > > I’l drink to that.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > There was this fellow named Ralph That and it was his birthday so we had
> > > > > a
> > > > > big birthday party for him and we made a toast to him and I said "I'll
> > > > > drink
> > > > > to That.” Sounds like a swill guy to be around.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes, he really liked to surf, so we took him out to practice his craft on a
> > > swell.
> > Untill he got board...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> He meant 10 dastardly criminals out there in the waves , so he decided to
> hang 10.


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On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:47:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8ddec2df-5a95-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:02:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0f0e0b2a-40cb-42ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:20:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<440f976a-ca07-47a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:09:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d5d3fc19-8bef-4f49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:23:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<dc80f1be-93ce-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:50:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bfc87106-1bb9-4a99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:23:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7bb22dd0-2482-4201...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:36:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > giver
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > golfing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a ball.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > celebrities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > policeman's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nowadays
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my hand and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there, Putin.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin him in his place.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ex-wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doctor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once used a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > marker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write PUT IN on his penis.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And what did your girl say when she thought what’s what you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant when you told her you would have her eating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at the Top of the Mark??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (That’s a San Francisco joke)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco one time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up much of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > slang
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > an educated guess would be that San Francisco males nickname
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > penises
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the top of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the whole length
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > manly device of reproduction but should only stay right on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong, According
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous figure.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And you missed going to learn from Anton Lavey????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I had a friend come over to the house here and we were eating a big
> > > > > > > > > > > > meal
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > I asked him "has all this food satened you?”
> > > > > > > > > > > You ate it jinn-gerly.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > And afterwards I had a jinn and tonic.
> > > > > > > > > Now that is the right spirit you need to get thru life.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > once I was doing some LSD and these two spirits appeared to me , the
> > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > the left told me Putin is going to destroy the earth, it turned out to
> > > > > > > > be a
> > > > > > > > very evil spirit and the spirit on the right told me that we will have
> > > > > > > > peace
> > > > > > > > forever , also that I should eat plenty of Wheaties so it was the right
> > > > > > > > spirit to get me through life.
> > > > > > > I’l drink to that.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There was this fellow named Ralph That and it was his birthday so we had
> > > > > > a
> > > > > > big birthday party for him and we made a toast to him and I said "I'll
> > > > > > drink
> > > > > > to That.” Sounds like a swill guy to be around.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes, he really liked to surf, so we took him out to practice his craft on a
> > > > swell.
> > > Untill he got board...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > He meant 10 dastardly criminals out there in the waves , so he decided to
> > hang 10.
> He has some strange hang-ups/
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 27 Apr 2022 14:08 UTC

On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ef2898a3-fa57-407b-b8b0-1a788e865fefn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:47:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<8ddec2df-5a95-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:02:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<0f0e0b2a-40cb-42ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:20:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<440f976a-ca07-47a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:09:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d5d3fc19-8bef-4f49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:23:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<dc80f1be-93ce-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:50:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bfc87106-1bb9-4a99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:23:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7bb22dd0-2482-4201...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:36:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > giver
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > golfing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a ball.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > celebrities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > policeman's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nowadays
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there, Putin.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin him in his place.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ex-wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doctor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once used a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > marker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write PUT IN on his penis.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And what did your girl say when she thought what’s what you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant when you told her you would have her eating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at the Top of the Mark??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (That’s a San Francisco joke)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco one time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up much of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > slang
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an educated guess would be that San Francisco males nickname
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penises
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the top of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the whole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > manly device of reproduction but should only stay right on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > According
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous figure.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you missed going to learn from Anton Lavey????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a friend come over to the house here and we were eating a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > meal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked him "has all this food satened you?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > You ate it jinn-gerly.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > And afterwards I had a jinn and tonic.
> > > > > > > > > > Now that is the right spirit you need to get thru life.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > once I was doing some LSD and these two spirits appeared to me , the
> > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > the left told me Putin is going to destroy the earth, it turned out
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > be a
> > > > > > > > > very evil spirit and the spirit on the right told me that we will
> > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > peace
> > > > > > > > > forever , also that I should eat plenty of Wheaties so it was the
> > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > spirit to get me through life.
> > > > > > > > I’l drink to that.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There was this fellow named Ralph That and it was his birthday so we
> > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > big birthday party for him and we made a toast to him and I said "I'll
> > > > > > > drink
> > > > > > > to That.” Sounds like a swill guy to be around.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes, he really liked to surf, so we took him out to practice his craft
> > > > > on a
> > > > > swell.
> > > > Untill he got board...
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > He meant 10 dastardly criminals out there in the waves , so he decided to
> > > hang 10.
> > He has some strange hang-ups/
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> He did have some strange hangups he had a painting of the Mona Lisa painted
> in the style of van Gogh and he had his cousin Mervin who committed suicide
> hanging from his wall and he had a quad copter from below Cheyenne Mountain
> dangling on a string.


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On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:08:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ef2898a3-fa57-407b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:47:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<8ddec2df-5a95-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:02:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0f0e0b2a-40cb-42ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:20:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<440f976a-ca07-47a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:09:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d5d3fc19-8bef-4f49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:23:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dc80f1be-93ce-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:50:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bfc87106-1bb9-4a99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:23:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7bb22dd0-2482-4201...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:36:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > giver
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > golfing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a ball.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > celebrities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > policeman's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nowadays
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there, Putin.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin him in his place.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ex-wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doctor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once used a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > marker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write PUT IN on his penis.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And what did your girl say when she thought what’s what you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant when you told her you would have her eating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at the Top of the Mark??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (That’s a San Francisco joke)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco one time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up much of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > slang
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an educated guess would be that San Francisco males nickname
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penises
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the top of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the whole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > manly device of reproduction but should only stay right on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > According
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous figure.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you missed going to learn from Anton Lavey????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a friend come over to the house here and we were eating a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > meal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked him "has all this food satened you?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You ate it jinn-gerly.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > And afterwards I had a jinn and tonic.
> > > > > > > > > > > Now that is the right spirit you need to get thru life.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > once I was doing some LSD and these two spirits appeared to me , the
> > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > the left told me Putin is going to destroy the earth, it turned out
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > be a
> > > > > > > > > > very evil spirit and the spirit on the right told me that we will
> > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > peace
> > > > > > > > > > forever , also that I should eat plenty of Wheaties so it was the
> > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > spirit to get me through life.
> > > > > > > > > I’l drink to that.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There was this fellow named Ralph That and it was his birthday so we
> > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > big birthday party for him and we made a toast to him and I said "I'll
> > > > > > > > drink
> > > > > > > > to That.” Sounds like a swill guy to be around.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes, he really liked to surf, so we took him out to practice his craft
> > > > > > on a
> > > > > > swell.
> > > > > Untill he got board...
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > He meant 10 dastardly criminals out there in the waves , so he decided to
> > > > hang 10.
> > > He has some strange hang-ups/
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > He did have some strange hangups he had a painting of the Mona Lisa painted
> > in the style of van Gogh and he had his cousin Mervin who committed suicide
> > hanging from his wall and he had a quad copter from below Cheyenne Mountain
> > dangling on a string.
> Now that is ear-y
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 28 Apr 2022 11:42 UTC

On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8433552c-183f-4fea-bc31-a3e980622a8en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:08:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ef2898a3-fa57-407b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:47:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<8ddec2df-5a95-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:02:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<0f0e0b2a-40cb-42ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:20:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<440f976a-ca07-47a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:09:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5d3fc19-8bef-4f49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:23:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dc80f1be-93ce-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:50:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bfc87106-1bb9-4a99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:23:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7bb22dd0-2482-4201...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:36:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > giver
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > golfing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ball.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > celebrities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > policeman's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nowadays
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there, Putin.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin him in his place.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ex-wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doctor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once used a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > marker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write PUT IN on his penis.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And what did your girl say when she thought what’s what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant when you told her you would have her eating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at the Top of the Mark??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (That’s a San Francisco joke)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up much of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > slang
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an educated guess would be that San Francisco males nickname
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penises
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the top of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the whole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > manly device of reproduction but should only stay right on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > According
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous figure.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you missed going to learn from Anton Lavey????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a friend come over to the house here and we were eating a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked him "has all this food satened you?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You ate it jinn-gerly.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And afterwards I had a jinn and tonic.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Now that is the right spirit you need to get thru life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > once I was doing some LSD and these two spirits appeared to me ,
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > the left told me Putin is going to destroy the earth, it turned out
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > be a
> > > > > > > > > > > very evil spirit and the spirit on the right told me that we will
> > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > peace
> > > > > > > > > > > forever , also that I should eat plenty of Wheaties so it was the
> > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > spirit to get me through life.
> > > > > > > > > > I’l drink to that.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > There was this fellow named Ralph That and it was his birthday so we
> > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > big birthday party for him and we made a toast to him and I said
> > > > > > > > > "I'll
> > > > > > > > > drink
> > > > > > > > > to That.” Sounds like a swill guy to be around.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes, he really liked to surf, so we took him out to practice his craft
> > > > > > > on a
> > > > > > > swell.
> > > > > > Untill he got board...
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > He meant 10 dastardly criminals out there in the waves , so he decided to
> > > > > hang 10.
> > > > He has some strange hang-ups/
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > He did have some strange hangups he had a painting of the Mona Lisa painted
> > > in the style of van Gogh and he had his cousin Mervin who committed suicide
> > > hanging from his wall and he had a quad copter from below Cheyenne Mountain
> > > dangling on a string.
> > Now that is ear-y
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> The National Lampoon once had some geographical puns ; one of them went "I
> like steel Buick's and I like copper Chevys but I Constantinople. " another
> one was "businessmen like to have sex with their secretaries ; a banker likes
> to Pocatello " and finally "my father is really strange , I have an Erie, Pa.”


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On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 6:42:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8433552c-183f-4fea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:08:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ef2898a3-fa57-407b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:47:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<8ddec2df-5a95-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:02:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<0f0e0b2a-40cb-42ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:20:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<440f976a-ca07-47a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:09:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5d3fc19-8bef-4f49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:23:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dc80f1be-93ce-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:50:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bfc87106-1bb9-4a99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:23:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7bb22dd0-2482-4201...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:36:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > giver
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > golfing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ball.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > celebrities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > policeman's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nowadays
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there, Putin.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin him in his place.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ex-wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doctor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once used a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > marker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write PUT IN on his penis.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And what did your girl say when she thought what’s what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant when you told her you would have her eating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at the Top of the Mark??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (That’s a San Francisco joke)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up much of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > slang
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an educated guess would be that San Francisco males nickname
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penises
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the top of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the whole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > manly device of reproduction but should only stay right on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > According
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous figure.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you missed going to learn from Anton Lavey????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a friend come over to the house here and we were eating a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked him "has all this food satened you?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You ate it jinn-gerly.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And afterwards I had a jinn and tonic.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Now that is the right spirit you need to get thru life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > once I was doing some LSD and these two spirits appeared to me ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > the left told me Putin is going to destroy the earth, it turned out
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > be a
> > > > > > > > > > > > very evil spirit and the spirit on the right told me that we will
> > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > forever , also that I should eat plenty of Wheaties so it was the
> > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > spirit to get me through life.
> > > > > > > > > > > I’l drink to that.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow named Ralph That and it was his birthday so we
> > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > big birthday party for him and we made a toast to him and I said
> > > > > > > > > > "I'll
> > > > > > > > > > drink
> > > > > > > > > > to That.” Sounds like a swill guy to be around.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes, he really liked to surf, so we took him out to practice his craft
> > > > > > > > on a
> > > > > > > > swell.
> > > > > > > Untill he got board...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > He meant 10 dastardly criminals out there in the waves , so he decided to
> > > > > > hang 10.
> > > > > He has some strange hang-ups/
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > He did have some strange hangups he had a painting of the Mona Lisa painted
> > > > in the style of van Gogh and he had his cousin Mervin who committed suicide
> > > > hanging from his wall and he had a quad copter from below Cheyenne Mountain
> > > > dangling on a string.
> > > Now that is ear-y
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > The National Lampoon once had some geographical puns ; one of them went "I
> > like steel Buick's and I like copper Chevys but I Constantinople. " another
> > one was "businessmen like to have sex with their secretaries ; a banker likes
> > to Pocatello " and finally "my father is really strange , I have an Erie, Pa.”
>
> Did that ;able Erie-tate him?
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 28 Apr 2022 17:37 UTC

On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1186c50f-343c-42fa-926e-f87bab95ce51n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 6:42:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<8433552c-183f-4fea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:08:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ef2898a3-fa57-407b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:47:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<8ddec2df-5a95-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:02:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<0f0e0b2a-40cb-42ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:20:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<440f976a-ca07-47a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:09:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5d3fc19-8bef-4f49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:23:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dc80f1be-93ce-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:50:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bfc87106-1bb9-4a99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:23:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7bb22dd0-2482-4201...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:36:16 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > giver
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > golfing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ball.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > celebrities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > policeman's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nowadays
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there, Putin.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin him in his place.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ex-wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doctor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > marker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write PUT IN on his penis.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And what did your girl say when she thought what’s what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant when you told her you would have her eating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at the Top of the Mark??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (That’s a San Francisco joke)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > slang
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an educated guess would be that San Francisco males
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nickname
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penises
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the top of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the whole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > manly device of reproduction but should only stay right on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > According
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous figure.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you missed going to learn from Anton Lavey????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a friend come over to the house here and we were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked him "has all this food satened you?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You ate it jinn-gerly.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And afterwards I had a jinn and tonic.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now that is the right spirit you need to get thru life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > once I was doing some LSD and these two spirits appeared to me ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the left told me Putin is going to destroy the earth, it turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > be a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > very evil spirit and the spirit on the right told me that we will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > forever , also that I should eat plenty of Wheaties so it was the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > spirit to get me through life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > I’l drink to that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow named Ralph That and it was his birthday so
> > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > big birthday party for him and we made a toast to him and I said
> > > > > > > > > > > "I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > drink
> > > > > > > > > > > to That.” Sounds like a swill guy to be around.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes, he really liked to surf, so we took him out to practice his
> > > > > > > > > craft
> > > > > > > > > on a
> > > > > > > > > swell.
> > > > > > > > Untill he got board...
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > He meant 10 dastardly criminals out there in the waves , so he decided
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > hang 10.
> > > > > > He has some strange hang-ups/
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > He did have some strange hangups he had a painting of the Mona Lisa
> > > > > painted
> > > > > in the style of van Gogh and he had his cousin Mervin who committed
> > > > > suicide
> > > > > hanging from his wall and he had a quad copter from below Cheyenne
> > > > > Mountain
> > > > > dangling on a string.
> > > > Now that is ear-y
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > The National Lampoon once had some geographical puns ; one of them went "I
> > > like steel Buick's and I like copper Chevys but I Constantinople. " another
> > > one was "businessmen like to have sex with their secretaries ; a banker
> > > likes
> > > to Pocatello " and finally "my father is really strange , I have an Erie,
> > > Pa.”
> >
> > Did that ;able Erie-tate him?
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> i'm afraid Nelson has to go it's getting into this Internet loop thing and I
> don't even know how to tell you this and make a pun out of it but so long
> Nelson
>
> my father was doing some farming up by Lake Erie he discovered how to grow
> potatoes right on the shoreline of Lake Erie he patented them and called them
> irritates.


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On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:37:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1186c50f-343c-42fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 6:42:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<8433552c-183f-4fea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:08:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ef2898a3-fa57-407b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:47:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<8ddec2df-5a95-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:02:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<0f0e0b2a-40cb-42ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:20:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<440f976a-ca07-47a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:09:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5d3fc19-8bef-4f49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:23:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dc80f1be-93ce-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:50:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bfc87106-1bb9-4a99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:23:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7bb22dd0-2482-4201...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:36:16 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > giver
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > golfing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ball.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > celebrities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > policeman's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nowadays
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there, Putin.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin him in his place.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ex-wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doctor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > marker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write PUT IN on his penis.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And what did your girl say when she thought what’s what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant when you told her you would have her eating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at the Top of the Mark??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (That’s a San Francisco joke)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > slang
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an educated guess would be that San Francisco males
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nickname
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penises
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the top of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the whole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > manly device of reproduction but should only stay right on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > According
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous figure.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you missed going to learn from Anton Lavey????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a friend come over to the house here and we were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked him "has all this food satened you?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You ate it jinn-gerly.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And afterwards I had a jinn and tonic.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now that is the right spirit you need to get thru life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > once I was doing some LSD and these two spirits appeared to me ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the left told me Putin is going to destroy the earth, it turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > be a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > very evil spirit and the spirit on the right told me that we will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > forever , also that I should eat plenty of Wheaties so it was the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > spirit to get me through life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I’l drink to that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow named Ralph That and it was his birthday so
> > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > big birthday party for him and we made a toast to him and I said
> > > > > > > > > > > > "I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > drink
> > > > > > > > > > > > to That.” Sounds like a swill guy to be around.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes, he really liked to surf, so we took him out to practice his
> > > > > > > > > > craft
> > > > > > > > > > on a
> > > > > > > > > > swell.
> > > > > > > > > Untill he got board...
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > He meant 10 dastardly criminals out there in the waves , so he decided
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > hang 10.
> > > > > > > He has some strange hang-ups/
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > He did have some strange hangups he had a painting of the Mona Lisa
> > > > > > painted
> > > > > > in the style of van Gogh and he had his cousin Mervin who committed
> > > > > > suicide
> > > > > > hanging from his wall and he had a quad copter from below Cheyenne
> > > > > > Mountain
> > > > > > dangling on a string.
> > > > > Now that is ear-y
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > The National Lampoon once had some geographical puns ; one of them went "I
> > > > like steel Buick's and I like copper Chevys but I Constantinople. " another
> > > > one was "businessmen like to have sex with their secretaries ; a banker
> > > > likes
> > > > to Pocatello " and finally "my father is really strange , I have an Erie,
> > > > Pa.”
> > >
> > > Did that ;able Erie-tate him?
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > i'm afraid Nelson has to go it's getting into this Internet loop thing and I
> > don't even know how to tell you this and make a pun out of it but so long
> > Nelson
> >
> > my father was doing some farming up by Lake Erie he discovered how to grow
> > potatoes right on the shoreline of Lake Erie he patented them and called them
> > irritates.
> That is being Erie-sposable.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 29 Apr 2022 12:08 UTC

On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6860d85a-78ae-4dfc-9338-2de23d7e5c4fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:37:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<1186c50f-343c-42fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 6:42:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<8433552c-183f-4fea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:08:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ef2898a3-fa57-407b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:47:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<8ddec2df-5a95-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:02:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<0f0e0b2a-40cb-42ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:20:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<440f976a-ca07-47a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:09:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5d3fc19-8bef-4f49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:23:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dc80f1be-93ce-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:50:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bfc87106-1bb9-4a99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:23:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7bb22dd0-2482-4201...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:36:16 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shiatsu
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > giver
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > golfing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ball.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dance
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > celebrities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > policeman's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nowadays
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > important
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there, Putin.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin him in his place.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ex-wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doctor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > marker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write PUT IN on his penis.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And what did your girl say when she thought what’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant when you told her you would have her eating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at the Top of the Mark??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (That’s a San Francisco joke)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > slang
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an educated guess would be that San Francisco males
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nickname
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penises
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the top
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the whole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > manly device of reproduction but should only stay right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > According
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous figure.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you missed going to learn from Anton Lavey????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a friend come over to the house here and we were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked him "has all this food satened you?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You ate it jinn-gerly.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And afterwards I had a jinn and tonic.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now that is the right spirit you need to get thru life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > once I was doing some LSD and these two spirits appeared to me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the left told me Putin is going to destroy the earth, it turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very evil spirit and the spirit on the right told me that we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > forever , also that I should eat plenty of Wheaties so it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spirit to get me through life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I’l drink to that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow named Ralph That and it was his birthday so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > big birthday party for him and we made a toast to him and I said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > drink
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to That.” Sounds like a swill guy to be around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes, he really liked to surf, so we took him out to practice his
> > > > > > > > > > > craft
> > > > > > > > > > > on a
> > > > > > > > > > > swell.
> > > > > > > > > > Untill he got board...
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > He meant 10 dastardly criminals out there in the waves , so he
> > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > hang 10.
> > > > > > > > He has some strange hang-ups/
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > He did have some strange hangups he had a painting of the Mona Lisa
> > > > > > > painted
> > > > > > > in the style of van Gogh and he had his cousin Mervin who committed
> > > > > > > suicide
> > > > > > > hanging from his wall and he had a quad copter from below Cheyenne
> > > > > > > Mountain
> > > > > > > dangling on a string.
> > > > > > Now that is ear-y
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > The National Lampoon once had some geographical puns ; one of them went
> > > > > "I
> > > > > like steel Buick's and I like copper Chevys but I Constantinople. "
> > > > > another
> > > > > one was "businessmen like to have sex with their secretaries ; a banker
> > > > > likes
> > > > > to Pocatello " and finally "my father is really strange , I have an Erie,
> > > > > Pa.”
> > > >
> > > > Did that ;able Erie-tate him?
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > i'm afraid Nelson has to go it's getting into this Internet loop thing and
> > > I
> > > don't even know how to tell you this and make a pun out of it but so long
> > > Nelson
> > >
> > > my father was doing some farming up by Lake Erie he discovered how to grow
> > > potatoes right on the shoreline of Lake Erie he patented them and called
> > > them
> > > irritates.
> > That is being Erie-sposable.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes dad's Erie-Tates must reproduce somehow so he made them very
> Erie-spawn-sible.


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On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 7:08:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6860d85a-78ae-4dfc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:37:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<1186c50f-343c-42fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 6:42:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<8433552c-183f-4fea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:08:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ef2898a3-fa57-407b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:47:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<8ddec2df-5a95-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:02:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0f0e0b2a-40cb-42ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:20:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<440f976a-ca07-47a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:09:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5d3fc19-8bef-4f49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:23:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dc80f1be-93ce-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:50:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bfc87106-1bb9-4a99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:23:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7bb22dd0-2482-4201...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:36:16 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shiatsu
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > giver
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > golfing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ball.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dance
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > celebrities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > policeman's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nowadays
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > important
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there, Putin.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin him in his place.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ex-wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doctor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > marker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write PUT IN on his penis.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And what did your girl say when she thought what’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant when you told her you would have her eating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at the Top of the Mark??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (That’s a San Francisco joke)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > slang
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an educated guess would be that San Francisco males
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nickname
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penises
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the top
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the whole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > manly device of reproduction but should only stay right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > According
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous figure.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you missed going to learn from Anton Lavey????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a friend come over to the house here and we were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked him "has all this food satened you?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You ate it jinn-gerly.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And afterwards I had a jinn and tonic.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now that is the right spirit you need to get thru life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > once I was doing some LSD and these two spirits appeared to me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the left told me Putin is going to destroy the earth, it turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very evil spirit and the spirit on the right told me that we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > forever , also that I should eat plenty of Wheaties so it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spirit to get me through life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I’l drink to that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow named Ralph That and it was his birthday so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > big birthday party for him and we made a toast to him and I said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > drink
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to That.” Sounds like a swill guy to be around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, he really liked to surf, so we took him out to practice his
> > > > > > > > > > > > craft
> > > > > > > > > > > > on a
> > > > > > > > > > > > swell.
> > > > > > > > > > > Untill he got board...
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > He meant 10 dastardly criminals out there in the waves , so he
> > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > hang 10.
> > > > > > > > > He has some strange hang-ups/
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > He did have some strange hangups he had a painting of the Mona Lisa
> > > > > > > > painted
> > > > > > > > in the style of van Gogh and he had his cousin Mervin who committed
> > > > > > > > suicide
> > > > > > > > hanging from his wall and he had a quad copter from below Cheyenne
> > > > > > > > Mountain
> > > > > > > > dangling on a string.
> > > > > > > Now that is ear-y
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The National Lampoon once had some geographical puns ; one of them went
> > > > > > "I
> > > > > > like steel Buick's and I like copper Chevys but I Constantinople. "
> > > > > > another
> > > > > > one was "businessmen like to have sex with their secretaries ; a banker
> > > > > > likes
> > > > > > to Pocatello " and finally "my father is really strange , I have an Erie,
> > > > > > Pa.”
> > > > >
> > > > > Did that ;able Erie-tate him?
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > i'm afraid Nelson has to go it's getting into this Internet loop thing and
> > > > I
> > > > don't even know how to tell you this and make a pun out of it but so long
> > > > Nelson
> > > >
> > > > my father was doing some farming up by Lake Erie he discovered how to grow
> > > > potatoes right on the shoreline of Lake Erie he patented them and called
> > > > them
> > > > irritates.
> > > That is being Erie-sposable.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes dad's Erie-Tates must reproduce somehow so he made them very
> > Erie-spawn-sible.
> So on his headstone it rads Erie lies.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 29 Apr 2022 20:03 UTC

On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23-a0a1-a7795b3bb0d4n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 7:08:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<6860d85a-78ae-4dfc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:37:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<1186c50f-343c-42fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 6:42:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<8433552c-183f-4fea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:08:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<ef2898a3-fa57-407b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:47:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<8ddec2df-5a95-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:02:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0f0e0b2a-40cb-42ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:20:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<440f976a-ca07-47a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:09:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5d3fc19-8bef-4f49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:23:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dc80f1be-93ce-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:50:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bfc87106-1bb9-4a99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:23:22 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7bb22dd0-2482-4201...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:36:16 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shiatsu
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > giver
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > golfing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ball.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dance
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > celebrities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > policeman's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nowadays
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > important
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there, Putin.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin him in his place.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I want told that joke "which by the way I made up ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ex-wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doctor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > marker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write PUT IN on his penis.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And what did your girl say when she thought what’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant when you told her you would have her eating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at the Top of the Mark??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (That’s a San Francisco joke)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > slang
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an educated guess would be that San Francisco males
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nickname
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penises
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > top
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > manly device of reproduction but should only stay right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > According
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous figure.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you missed going to learn from Anton Lavey????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a friend come over to the house here and we were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked him "has all this food satened you?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You ate it jinn-gerly.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And afterwards I had a jinn and tonic.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now that is the right spirit you need to get thru life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > once I was doing some LSD and these two spirits appeared to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the left told me Putin is going to destroy the earth, it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very evil spirit and the spirit on the right told me that we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > forever , also that I should eat plenty of Wheaties so it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spirit to get me through life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I’l drink to that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow named Ralph That and it was his birthday
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big birthday party for him and we made a toast to him and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drink
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to That.” Sounds like a swill guy to be around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, he really liked to surf, so we took him out to practice his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > craft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > on a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > swell.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Untill he got board...
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > He meant 10 dastardly criminals out there in the waves , so he
> > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > hang 10.
> > > > > > > > > > He has some strange hang-ups/
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > He did have some strange hangups he had a painting of the Mona Lisa
> > > > > > > > > painted
> > > > > > > > > in the style of van Gogh and he had his cousin Mervin who committed
> > > > > > > > > suicide
> > > > > > > > > hanging from his wall and he had a quad copter from below Cheyenne
> > > > > > > > > Mountain
> > > > > > > > > dangling on a string.
> > > > > > > > Now that is ear-y
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The National Lampoon once had some geographical puns ; one of them went
> > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > like steel Buick's and I like copper Chevys but I Constantinople. "
> > > > > > > another
> > > > > > > one was "businessmen like to have sex with their secretaries ; a banker
> > > > > > > likes
> > > > > > > to Pocatello " and finally "my father is really strange , I have an
> > > > > > > Erie,
> > > > > > > Pa.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Did that ;able Erie-tate him?
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > i'm afraid Nelson has to go it's getting into this Internet loop thing
> > > > > and
> > > > > I
> > > > > don't even know how to tell you this and make a pun out of it but so long
> > > > > Nelson
> > > > >
> > > > > my father was doing some farming up by Lake Erie he discovered how to
> > > > > grow
> > > > > potatoes right on the shoreline of Lake Erie he patented them and called
> > > > > them
> > > > > irritates.
> > > > That is being Erie-sposable.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes dad's Erie-Tates must reproduce somehow so he made them very
> > > Erie-spawn-sible.
> > So on his headstone it rads Erie lies.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
>
> " Better here than Philadelphia"
>
> Although I also heard that that was false.


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On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 7:08:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6860d85a-78ae-4dfc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:37:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<1186c50f-343c-42fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 6:42:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<8433552c-183f-4fea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:08:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<ef2898a3-fa57-407b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:47:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8ddec2df-5a95-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:02:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0f0e0b2a-40cb-42ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:20:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<440f976a-ca07-47a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:09:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5d3fc19-8bef-4f49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:23:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dc80f1be-93ce-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:50:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bfc87106-1bb9-4a99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:23:22 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7bb22dd0-2482-4201...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:36:16 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shiatsu
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > giver
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > golfing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ball.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dance
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > celebrities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > policeman's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nowadays
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > important
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there, Putin.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin him in his place.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I want told that joke "which by the way I made up ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ex-wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doctor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > marker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write PUT IN on his penis.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And what did your girl say when she thought what’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant when you told her you would have her eating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at the Top of the Mark??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (That’s a San Francisco joke)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > slang
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an educated guess would be that San Francisco males
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nickname
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penises
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > top
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > manly device of reproduction but should only stay right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > According
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous figure.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you missed going to learn from Anton Lavey????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a friend come over to the house here and we were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked him "has all this food satened you?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You ate it jinn-gerly.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And afterwards I had a jinn and tonic.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now that is the right spirit you need to get thru life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > once I was doing some LSD and these two spirits appeared to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the left told me Putin is going to destroy the earth, it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very evil spirit and the spirit on the right told me that we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > forever , also that I should eat plenty of Wheaties so it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spirit to get me through life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I’l drink to that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow named Ralph That and it was his birthday
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big birthday party for him and we made a toast to him and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drink
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to That.” Sounds like a swill guy to be around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, he really liked to surf, so we took him out to practice his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > craft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > swell.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Untill he got board...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > He meant 10 dastardly criminals out there in the waves , so he
> > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > hang 10.
> > > > > > > > > > > He has some strange hang-ups/
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > He did have some strange hangups he had a painting of the Mona Lisa
> > > > > > > > > > painted
> > > > > > > > > > in the style of van Gogh and he had his cousin Mervin who committed
> > > > > > > > > > suicide
> > > > > > > > > > hanging from his wall and he had a quad copter from below Cheyenne
> > > > > > > > > > Mountain
> > > > > > > > > > dangling on a string.
> > > > > > > > > Now that is ear-y
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The National Lampoon once had some geographical puns ; one of them went
> > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > like steel Buick's and I like copper Chevys but I Constantinople. "
> > > > > > > > another
> > > > > > > > one was "businessmen like to have sex with their secretaries ; a banker
> > > > > > > > likes
> > > > > > > > to Pocatello " and finally "my father is really strange , I have an
> > > > > > > > Erie,
> > > > > > > > Pa.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Did that ;able Erie-tate him?
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > i'm afraid Nelson has to go it's getting into this Internet loop thing
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > I
> > > > > > don't even know how to tell you this and make a pun out of it but so long
> > > > > > Nelson
> > > > > >
> > > > > > my father was doing some farming up by Lake Erie he discovered how to
> > > > > > grow
> > > > > > potatoes right on the shoreline of Lake Erie he patented them and called
> > > > > > them
> > > > > > irritates.
> > > > > That is being Erie-sposable.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes dad's Erie-Tates must reproduce somehow so he made them very
> > > > Erie-spawn-sible.
> > > So on his headstone it rads Erie lies.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> >
> > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> >
> > Although I also heard that that was false.
> On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> “There goes the neighborhood"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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