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 by: Mike - Sun, 24 Apr 2022 14:56 UTC

On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<58eae40f-812b-496d-a1ee-48592c98dfe3n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on before you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to his girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend asked him
> > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the condom, "if he
> > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick Weisz.”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards got loose and
> > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the sun vaporizes
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it apparently means
> > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like the baby was a
> > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work" looks like a
> > > > > typo
> > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an interpreter "she
> > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which taught male
> homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was a dick shun airy.
> they always told me the best puns are the ones which do not have a tortured
> setup.

Did the eagle have a bunker complex??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 24 Apr 2022 20:11 UTC

On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on before you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to his girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend asked him
> > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the condom, "if he
> > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards got loose and
> > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the sun vaporizes
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it apparently means
> > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like the baby was a
> > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work" looks like a
> > > > > > typo
> > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an interpreter "she
> > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which taught male
> > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was a dick shun airy.
> > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do not have a tortured
> > setup.
> Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to research the best I can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground bunkers to laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a pun you have to give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye

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On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5-8e6f-148aff8165e8n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on before you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to his
> > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend asked him
> > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the condom, "if he
> > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards got loose and
> > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the sun
> > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it apparently means
> > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like the baby was
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work" looks like a
> > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an interpreter
> > > > > "she
> > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which taught male
> > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was a dick shun airy.
> > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do not have a tortured
> > > setup.
> > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to research the best I
> can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground bunkers to
> laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a pun you have to
> give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 25 Apr 2022 17:10 UTC

On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:27:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on before you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend asked him
> > > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the condom, "if he
> > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards got loose and
> > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the sun
> > > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it apparently means
> > > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like the baby was
> > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work" looks like a
> > > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an interpreter
> > > > > > "she
> > > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which taught male
> > > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was a dick shun airy.
> > > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do not have a tortured
> > > > setup.
> > > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to research the best I
> > can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground bunkers to
> > laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a pun you have to
> > give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye
> Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura....
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 25 Apr 2022 20:13 UTC

On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b89903e7-c24f-4226-98c2-23d31ed4f33an@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:27:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend asked him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the condom, "if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards got loose
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the sun
> > > > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it apparently means
> > > > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like the baby
> > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work" looks like a
> > > > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an interpreter
> > > > > > > "she
> > > > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which taught male
> > > > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was a dick shun
> > > > > airy.
> > > > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do not have a
> > > > > tortured
> > > > > setup.
> > > > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to research the
> > > best I
> > > can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground bunkers to
> > > laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a pun you have
> > > to
> > > give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye
> > Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura....
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> your last post is very Obscura to me; that's the pun requirement
> in any case once I read that you can build a really big camera obscura and
> use it at night and you can like actually project messages two or 3 miles
> away and what they suggested doing like if you lived on a ranch like I do and
> your neighbor rancher was courting a young lady or man depending on if the
> rancher itself was male or female who knows on the porch and then you could
> like use your camera obscure to project an image right onto his porch which
> said "watch your step buddy " just really funny.
> I think that was in one of the three amateur telescope making books
> did Juneau that it was ranchers that built the first atomic bomb? Some guys
> name Oppenheimer.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 26 Apr 2022 04:38 UTC

On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:13:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b89903e7-c24f-4226...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:27:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend asked him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the condom, "if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards got loose
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the sun
> > > > > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it apparently means
> > > > > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like the baby
> > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work" looks like a
> > > > > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an interpreter
> > > > > > > > "she
> > > > > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which taught male
> > > > > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was a dick shun
> > > > > > airy.
> > > > > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do not have a
> > > > > > tortured
> > > > > > setup.
> > > > > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to research the
> > > > best I
> > > > can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground bunkers to
> > > > laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a pun you have
> > > > to
> > > > give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye
> > > Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura....
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > your last post is very Obscura to me; that's the pun requirement
> > in any case once I read that you can build a really big camera obscura and
> > use it at night and you can like actually project messages two or 3 miles
> > away and what they suggested doing like if you lived on a ranch like I do and
> > your neighbor rancher was courting a young lady or man depending on if the
> > rancher itself was male or female who knows on the porch and then you could
> > like use your camera obscure to project an image right onto his porch which
> > said "watch your step buddy " just really funny.
> > I think that was in one of the three amateur telescope making books
> > did Juneau that it was ranchers that built the first atomic bomb? Some guys
> > name Oppenheimer.
> And they used locally available materials so that when the fuse was it, the
> shit really flew.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx
they really used a fuse to set off an atomic bomb ?do you know Estes rocket company always ridiculed the light and run gang , what they promoted was igniting the Rockets with a nichrome wire which you would electrify and then it would melt and ignite so I would guess that's what they would use for for big atom bomb or should I pity the poor guy that is there with the bomb about 50 feet away from him and pushes the button? He wouldn't feel any pain at all because his brain would be vaporized before any pain sensations could arrive to it.


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 by: Mike - Tue, 26 Apr 2022 10:23 UTC

On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f013df60-b9f8-4f55-a7ec-8af08ccefe4en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:13:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b89903e7-c24f-4226...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:27:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the condom,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards got loose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the sun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it apparently means
> > > > > > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like the baby
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work" looks
> > > > > > > > > > > like a
> > > > > > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an interpreter
> > > > > > > > > "she
> > > > > > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > > > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which taught male
> > > > > > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was a dick shun
> > > > > > > airy.
> > > > > > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do not have a
> > > > > > > tortured
> > > > > > > setup.
> > > > > > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to research the
> > > > > best I
> > > > > can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground bunkers to
> > > > > laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a pun you have
> > > > > to
> > > > > give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye
> > > > Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura....
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > your last post is very Obscura to me; that's the pun requirement
> > > in any case once I read that you can build a really big camera obscura and
> > > use it at night and you can like actually project messages two or 3 miles
> > > away and what they suggested doing like if you lived on a ranch like I do
> > > and
> > > your neighbor rancher was courting a young lady or man depending on if the
> > > rancher itself was male or female who knows on the porch and then you could
> > > like use your camera obscure to project an image right onto his porch which
> > > said "watch your step buddy " just really funny.
> > > I think that was in one of the three amateur telescope making books
> > > did Juneau that it was ranchers that built the first atomic bomb? Some guys
> > > name Oppenheimer.
> > And they used locally available materials so that when the fuse was it, the
> > shit really flew.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> they really used a fuse to set off an atomic bomb ?do you know Estes rocket
> company always ridiculed the light and run gang , what they promoted was
> igniting the Rockets with a nichrome wire which you would electrify and then
> it would melt and ignite so I would guess that's what they would use for for
> big atom bomb or should I pity the poor guy that is there with the bomb about
> 50 feet away from him and pushes the button? He wouldn't feel any pain at all
> because his brain would be vaporized before any pain sensations could arrive
> to it.


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On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:23:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f013df60-b9f8-4f55...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:13:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b89903e7-c24f-4226...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:27:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the condom,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards got loose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the sun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it apparently means
> > > > > > > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like the baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work" looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an interpreter
> > > > > > > > > > "she
> > > > > > > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > > > > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which taught male
> > > > > > > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was a dick shun
> > > > > > > > airy.
> > > > > > > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do not have a
> > > > > > > > tortured
> > > > > > > > setup.
> > > > > > > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to research the
> > > > > > best I
> > > > > > can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground bunkers to
> > > > > > laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a pun you have
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye
> > > > > Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura....
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > your last post is very Obscura to me; that's the pun requirement
> > > > in any case once I read that you can build a really big camera obscura and
> > > > use it at night and you can like actually project messages two or 3 miles
> > > > away and what they suggested doing like if you lived on a ranch like I do
> > > > and
> > > > your neighbor rancher was courting a young lady or man depending on if the
> > > > rancher itself was male or female who knows on the porch and then you could
> > > > like use your camera obscure to project an image right onto his porch which
> > > > said "watch your step buddy " just really funny.
> > > > I think that was in one of the three amateur telescope making books
> > > > did Juneau that it was ranchers that built the first atomic bomb? Some guys
> > > > name Oppenheimer.
> > > And they used locally available materials so that when the fuse was it, the
> > > shit really flew.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> > they really used a fuse to set off an atomic bomb ?do you know Estes rocket
> > company always ridiculed the light and run gang , what they promoted was
> > igniting the Rockets with a nichrome wire which you would electrify and then
> > it would melt and ignite so I would guess that's what they would use for for
> > big atom bomb or should I pity the poor guy that is there with the bomb about
> > 50 feet away from him and pushes the button? He wouldn't feel any pain at all
> > because his brain would be vaporized before any pain sensations could arrive
> > to it.
> Brings a whole to aspect to the term “Hoisted on his own petard"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a87a074d-b997-4439-9e19-efd9832e52edn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:23:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f013df60-b9f8-4f55...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:13:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b89903e7-c24f-4226...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:27:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the condom,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the sun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it apparently
> > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work" looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an
> > > > > > > > > > > interpreter
> > > > > > > > > > > "she
> > > > > > > > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which taught male
> > > > > > > > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was a dick shun
> > > > > > > > > airy.
> > > > > > > > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do not have a
> > > > > > > > > tortured
> > > > > > > > > setup.
> > > > > > > > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to research the
> > > > > > > best I
> > > > > > > can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground bunkers to
> > > > > > > laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a pun you
> > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye
> > > > > > Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura....
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > your last post is very Obscura to me; that's the pun requirement
> > > > > in any case once I read that you can build a really big camera obscura
> > > > > and
> > > > > use it at night and you can like actually project messages two or 3 miles
> > > > > away and what they suggested doing like if you lived on a ranch like I do
> > > > > and
> > > > > your neighbor rancher was courting a young lady or man depending on if
> > > > > the
> > > > > rancher itself was male or female who knows on the porch and then you
> > > > > could
> > > > > like use your camera obscure to project an image right onto his porch
> > > > > which
> > > > > said "watch your step buddy " just really funny.
> > > > > I think that was in one of the three amateur telescope making books
> > > > > did Juneau that it was ranchers that built the first atomic bomb? Some
> > > > > guys
> > > > > name Oppenheimer.
> > > > And they used locally available materials so that when the fuse was it,
> > > > the
> > > > shit really flew.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > > they really used a fuse to set off an atomic bomb ?do you know Estes rocket
> > > company always ridiculed the light and run gang , what they promoted was
> > > igniting the Rockets with a nichrome wire which you would electrify and
> > > then
> > > it would melt and ignite so I would guess that's what they would use for
> > > for
> > > big atom bomb or should I pity the poor guy that is there with the bomb
> > > about
> > > 50 feet away from him and pushes the button? He wouldn't feel any pain at
> > > all
> > > because his brain would be vaporized before any pain sensations could
> > > arrive
> > > to it.
> > Brings a whole to aspect to the term “Hoisted on his own petard"
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Here in Victoria, Texas we have a lot of stupid people .
> basically they're called retards.
> if they wet the bed overnight they're called pee tards.


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On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:06:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a87a074d-b997-4439...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:23:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f013df60-b9f8-4f55...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:13:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b89903e7-c24f-4226...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:27:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the condom,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the sun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it apparently
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work" looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an
> > > > > > > > > > > > interpreter
> > > > > > > > > > > > "she
> > > > > > > > > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which taught male
> > > > > > > > > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was a dick shun
> > > > > > > > > > airy.
> > > > > > > > > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do not have a
> > > > > > > > > > tortured
> > > > > > > > > > setup.
> > > > > > > > > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to research the
> > > > > > > > best I
> > > > > > > > can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground bunkers to
> > > > > > > > laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a pun you
> > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye
> > > > > > > Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura....
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > your last post is very Obscura to me; that's the pun requirement
> > > > > > in any case once I read that you can build a really big camera obscura
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > use it at night and you can like actually project messages two or 3 miles
> > > > > > away and what they suggested doing like if you lived on a ranch like I do
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > your neighbor rancher was courting a young lady or man depending on if
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > rancher itself was male or female who knows on the porch and then you
> > > > > > could
> > > > > > like use your camera obscure to project an image right onto his porch
> > > > > > which
> > > > > > said "watch your step buddy " just really funny.
> > > > > > I think that was in one of the three amateur telescope making books
> > > > > > did Juneau that it was ranchers that built the first atomic bomb? Some
> > > > > > guys
> > > > > > name Oppenheimer.
> > > > > And they used locally available materials so that when the fuse was it,
> > > > > the
> > > > > shit really flew.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > they really used a fuse to set off an atomic bomb ?do you know Estes rocket
> > > > company always ridiculed the light and run gang , what they promoted was
> > > > igniting the Rockets with a nichrome wire which you would electrify and
> > > > then
> > > > it would melt and ignite so I would guess that's what they would use for
> > > > for
> > > > big atom bomb or should I pity the poor guy that is there with the bomb
> > > > about
> > > > 50 feet away from him and pushes the button? He wouldn't feel any pain at
> > > > all
> > > > because his brain would be vaporized before any pain sensations could
> > > > arrive
> > > > to it.
> > > Brings a whole to aspect to the term “Hoisted on his own petard"
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Here in Victoria, Texas we have a lot of stupid people .
> > basically they're called retards.
> > if they wet the bed overnight they're called pee tards.
> Considering that is Texas you are talking about,
> it would be more accurate to say pee-turd
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 27 Apr 2022 10:50 UTC

On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<baa5c168-f2be-4e8d-b6cd-46dca23a95een@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:06:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a87a074d-b997-4439...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:23:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<f013df60-b9f8-4f55...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:13:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b89903e7-c24f-4226...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:27:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > condom,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the sun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it apparently
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work" looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > interpreter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which taught
> > > > > > > > > > > male
> > > > > > > > > > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was a dick
> > > > > > > > > > > shun
> > > > > > > > > > > airy.
> > > > > > > > > > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do not have a
> > > > > > > > > > > tortured
> > > > > > > > > > > setup.
> > > > > > > > > > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to research
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > best I
> > > > > > > > > can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground bunkers to
> > > > > > > > > laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a pun you
> > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye
> > > > > > > > Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura....
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > your last post is very Obscura to me; that's the pun requirement
> > > > > > > in any case once I read that you can build a really big camera obscura
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > use it at night and you can like actually project messages two or 3
> > > > > > > miles
> > > > > > > away and what they suggested doing like if you lived on a ranch like I
> > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > your neighbor rancher was courting a young lady or man depending on if
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > rancher itself was male or female who knows on the porch and then you
> > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > like use your camera obscure to project an image right onto his porch
> > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > said "watch your step buddy " just really funny.
> > > > > > > I think that was in one of the three amateur telescope making books
> > > > > > > did Juneau that it was ranchers that built the first atomic bomb? Some
> > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > name Oppenheimer.
> > > > > > And they used locally available materials so that when the fuse was it,
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > shit really flew.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > they really used a fuse to set off an atomic bomb ?do you know Estes
> > > > > rocket
> > > > > company always ridiculed the light and run gang , what they promoted was
> > > > > igniting the Rockets with a nichrome wire which you would electrify and
> > > > > then
> > > > > it would melt and ignite so I would guess that's what they would use for
> > > > > for
> > > > > big atom bomb or should I pity the poor guy that is there with the bomb
> > > > > about
> > > > > 50 feet away from him and pushes the button? He wouldn't feel any pain at
> > > > > all
> > > > > because his brain would be vaporized before any pain sensations could
> > > > > arrive
> > > > > to it.
> > > > Brings a whole to aspect to the term “Hoisted on his own petard"
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Here in Victoria, Texas we have a lot of stupid people .
> > > basically they're called retards.
> > > if they wet the bed overnight they're called pee tards.
> > Considering that is Texas you are talking about,
> > it would be more accurate to say pee-turd
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes of course, pee turd. The cows walk along, they stop, they shit and piss ,
> and the pee falls right down on the turd.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 27 Apr 2022 11:27 UTC

On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:50:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<baa5c168-f2be-4e8d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:06:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a87a074d-b997-4439...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:23:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<f013df60-b9f8-4f55...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:13:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b89903e7-c24f-4226...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:27:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > condom,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the sun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it apparently
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work" looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > interpreter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which taught
> > > > > > > > > > > > male
> > > > > > > > > > > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was a dick
> > > > > > > > > > > > shun
> > > > > > > > > > > > airy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do not have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > tortured
> > > > > > > > > > > > setup.
> > > > > > > > > > > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to research
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > best I
> > > > > > > > > > can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground bunkers to
> > > > > > > > > > laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a pun you
> > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye
> > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura....
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > your last post is very Obscura to me; that's the pun requirement
> > > > > > > > in any case once I read that you can build a really big camera obscura
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > use it at night and you can like actually project messages two or 3
> > > > > > > > miles
> > > > > > > > away and what they suggested doing like if you lived on a ranch like I
> > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > your neighbor rancher was courting a young lady or man depending on if
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > rancher itself was male or female who knows on the porch and then you
> > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > like use your camera obscure to project an image right onto his porch
> > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > said "watch your step buddy " just really funny.
> > > > > > > > I think that was in one of the three amateur telescope making books
> > > > > > > > did Juneau that it was ranchers that built the first atomic bomb? Some
> > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > name Oppenheimer.
> > > > > > > And they used locally available materials so that when the fuse was it,
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > shit really flew.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > they really used a fuse to set off an atomic bomb ?do you know Estes
> > > > > > rocket
> > > > > > company always ridiculed the light and run gang , what they promoted was
> > > > > > igniting the Rockets with a nichrome wire which you would electrify and
> > > > > > then
> > > > > > it would melt and ignite so I would guess that's what they would use for
> > > > > > for
> > > > > > big atom bomb or should I pity the poor guy that is there with the bomb
> > > > > > about
> > > > > > 50 feet away from him and pushes the button? He wouldn't feel any pain at
> > > > > > all
> > > > > > because his brain would be vaporized before any pain sensations could
> > > > > > arrive
> > > > > > to it.
> > > > > Brings a whole to aspect to the term “Hoisted on his own petard"
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Here in Victoria, Texas we have a lot of stupid people .
> > > > basically they're called retards.
> > > > if they wet the bed overnight they're called pee tards.
> > > Considering that is Texas you are talking about,
> > > it would be more accurate to say pee-turd
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes of course, pee turd. The cows walk along, they stop, they shit and piss ,
> > and the pee falls right down on the turd.
> And are you the pooper scooper for them?
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 6:27:56 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:50:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<baa5c168-f2be-4e8d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:06:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a87a074d-b997-4439...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:23:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<f013df60-b9f8-4f55...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:13:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<b89903e7-c24f-4226...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:27:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > condom,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the sun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it apparently
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work" looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > interpreter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which taught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was a dick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > shun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > airy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do not have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tortured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > setup.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to research
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > best I
> > > > > > > > > > > can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground bunkers to
> > > > > > > > > > > laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a pun you
> > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye
> > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura....
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > your last post is very Obscura to me; that's the pun requirement
> > > > > > > > > in any case once I read that you can build a really big camera obscura
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > use it at night and you can like actually project messages two or 3
> > > > > > > > > miles
> > > > > > > > > away and what they suggested doing like if you lived on a ranch like I
> > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > your neighbor rancher was courting a young lady or man depending on if
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > rancher itself was male or female who knows on the porch and then you
> > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > like use your camera obscure to project an image right onto his porch
> > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > said "watch your step buddy " just really funny.
> > > > > > > > > I think that was in one of the three amateur telescope making books
> > > > > > > > > did Juneau that it was ranchers that built the first atomic bomb? Some
> > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > name Oppenheimer.
> > > > > > > > And they used locally available materials so that when the fuse was it,
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > shit really flew.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > they really used a fuse to set off an atomic bomb ?do you know Estes
> > > > > > > rocket
> > > > > > > company always ridiculed the light and run gang , what they promoted was
> > > > > > > igniting the Rockets with a nichrome wire which you would electrify and
> > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > it would melt and ignite so I would guess that's what they would use for
> > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > big atom bomb or should I pity the poor guy that is there with the bomb
> > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > 50 feet away from him and pushes the button? He wouldn't feel any pain at
> > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > because his brain would be vaporized before any pain sensations could
> > > > > > > arrive
> > > > > > > to it.
> > > > > > Brings a whole to aspect to the term “Hoisted on his own petard"
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Here in Victoria, Texas we have a lot of stupid people .
> > > > > basically they're called retards.
> > > > > if they wet the bed overnight they're called pee tards.
> > > > Considering that is Texas you are talking about,
> > > > it would be more accurate to say pee-turd
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes of course, pee turd. The cows walk along, they stop, they shit and piss ,
> > > and the pee falls right down on the turd.
> > And are you the pooper scooper for them?
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> Why of course we can't have that poop just be on the road where it doesn't do any good . it Hass to be scooped off into the pasture : I'm finally doing something useful rather than being a programmer on the space shuttle in clear Lake city


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 by: Mike - Wed, 27 Apr 2022 14:11 UTC

On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<aefe7eea-8067-48d6-8453-fd492f621bdan@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:50:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<baa5c168-f2be-4e8d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:06:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a87a074d-b997-4439...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:23:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<f013df60-b9f8-4f55...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:13:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<b89903e7-c24f-4226...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:27:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > condom,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it apparently
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > interpreter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which taught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was a dick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > shun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > airy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do not have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tortured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > setup.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to research
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > best I
> > > > > > > > > > > can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground bunkers
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a pun
> > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye
> > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura....
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > your last post is very Obscura to me; that's the pun requirement
> > > > > > > > > in any case once I read that you can build a really big camera
> > > > > > > > > obscura
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > use it at night and you can like actually project messages two or 3
> > > > > > > > > miles
> > > > > > > > > away and what they suggested doing like if you lived on a ranch like
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > your neighbor rancher was courting a young lady or man depending on
> > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > rancher itself was male or female who knows on the porch and then you
> > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > like use your camera obscure to project an image right onto his porch
> > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > said "watch your step buddy " just really funny.
> > > > > > > > > I think that was in one of the three amateur telescope making books
> > > > > > > > > did Juneau that it was ranchers that built the first atomic bomb?
> > > > > > > > > Some
> > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > name Oppenheimer.
> > > > > > > > And they used locally available materials so that when the fuse was
> > > > > > > > it,
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > shit really flew.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > they really used a fuse to set off an atomic bomb ?do you know Estes
> > > > > > > rocket
> > > > > > > company always ridiculed the light and run gang , what they promoted
> > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > igniting the Rockets with a nichrome wire which you would electrify and
> > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > it would melt and ignite so I would guess that's what they would use
> > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > big atom bomb or should I pity the poor guy that is there with the bomb
> > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > 50 feet away from him and pushes the button? He wouldn't feel any pain
> > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > because his brain would be vaporized before any pain sensations could
> > > > > > > arrive
> > > > > > > to it.
> > > > > > Brings a whole to aspect to the term “Hoisted on his own petard"
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Here in Victoria, Texas we have a lot of stupid people .
> > > > > basically they're called retards.
> > > > > if they wet the bed overnight they're called pee tards.
> > > > Considering that is Texas you are talking about,
> > > > it would be more accurate to say pee-turd
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes of course, pee turd. The cows walk along, they stop, they shit and
> > > piss ,
> > > and the pee falls right down on the turd.
> > And are you the pooper scooper for them?
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Why of course we can't have that poop just be on the road where it doesn't do
> any good . it Hass to be scooped off into the pasture : I'm finally doing
> something useful rather than being a programmer on the space shuttle in clear
> Lake city


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 by: Mike - Wed, 27 Apr 2022 14:12 UTC

On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bb5a9a09-1461-4fdf-af72-0224f40fa5dcn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 6:27:56 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:50:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<baa5c168-f2be-4e8d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:06:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a87a074d-b997-4439...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:23:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<f013df60-b9f8-4f55...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:13:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b89903e7-c24f-4226...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:27:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > condom,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > interpreter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which taught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was a dick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > shun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > airy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tortured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > setup.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to research
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > best I
> > > > > > > > > > > > can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground bunkers
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye
> > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura....
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > your last post is very Obscura to me; that's the pun requirement
> > > > > > > > > > in any case once I read that you can build a really big camera
> > > > > > > > > > obscura
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > use it at night and you can like actually project messages two or 3
> > > > > > > > > > miles
> > > > > > > > > > away and what they suggested doing like if you lived on a ranch
> > > > > > > > > > like I
> > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > your neighbor rancher was courting a young lady or man depending on
> > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > rancher itself was male or female who knows on the porch and then
> > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > like use your camera obscure to project an image right onto his
> > > > > > > > > > porch
> > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > said "watch your step buddy " just really funny.
> > > > > > > > > > I think that was in one of the three amateur telescope making books
> > > > > > > > > > did Juneau that it was ranchers that built the first atomic bomb?
> > > > > > > > > > Some
> > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > name Oppenheimer.
> > > > > > > > > And they used locally available materials so that when the fuse was
> > > > > > > > > it,
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > shit really flew.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > they really used a fuse to set off an atomic bomb ?do you know Estes
> > > > > > > > rocket
> > > > > > > > company always ridiculed the light and run gang , what they promoted
> > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > igniting the Rockets with a nichrome wire which you would electrify
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > it would melt and ignite so I would guess that's what they would use
> > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > big atom bomb or should I pity the poor guy that is there with the
> > > > > > > > bomb
> > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > 50 feet away from him and pushes the button? He wouldn't feel any
> > > > > > > > pain at
> > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > because his brain would be vaporized before any pain sensations could
> > > > > > > > arrive
> > > > > > > > to it.
> > > > > > > Brings a whole to aspect to the term “Hoisted on his own petard"
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Here in Victoria, Texas we have a lot of stupid people .
> > > > > > basically they're called retards.
> > > > > > if they wet the bed overnight they're called pee tards.
> > > > > Considering that is Texas you are talking about,
> > > > > it would be more accurate to say pee-turd
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes of course, pee turd. The cows walk along, they stop, they shit and
> > > > piss ,
> > > > and the pee falls right down on the turd.
> > > And are you the pooper scooper for them?
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> > Why of course we can't have that poop just be on the road where it doesn't
> > do any good . it Hass to be scooped off into the pasture : I'm finally
> > doing something useful rather than being a programmer on the space shuttle
> > in clear Lake city
>
> And being the worlds greatest punster, much better than either you or Hallock.


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On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:12:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<bb5a9a09-1461-4fdf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 6:27:56 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:50:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<baa5c168-f2be-4e8d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:06:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a87a074d-b997-4439...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:23:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<f013df60-b9f8-4f55...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:13:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89903e7-c24f-4226...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:27:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > condom,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > interpreter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which taught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was a dick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tortured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > setup.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to research
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > best I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground bunkers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye
> > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura....
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > your last post is very Obscura to me; that's the pun requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > in any case once I read that you can build a really big camera
> > > > > > > > > > > obscura
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > use it at night and you can like actually project messages two or 3
> > > > > > > > > > > miles
> > > > > > > > > > > away and what they suggested doing like if you lived on a ranch
> > > > > > > > > > > like I
> > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > your neighbor rancher was courting a young lady or man depending on
> > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > rancher itself was male or female who knows on the porch and then
> > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > like use your camera obscure to project an image right onto his
> > > > > > > > > > > porch
> > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > said "watch your step buddy " just really funny.
> > > > > > > > > > > I think that was in one of the three amateur telescope making books
> > > > > > > > > > > did Juneau that it was ranchers that built the first atomic bomb?
> > > > > > > > > > > Some
> > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > name Oppenheimer.
> > > > > > > > > > And they used locally available materials so that when the fuse was
> > > > > > > > > > it,
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > shit really flew.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > they really used a fuse to set off an atomic bomb ?do you know Estes
> > > > > > > > > rocket
> > > > > > > > > company always ridiculed the light and run gang , what they promoted
> > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > igniting the Rockets with a nichrome wire which you would electrify
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > it would melt and ignite so I would guess that's what they would use
> > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > big atom bomb or should I pity the poor guy that is there with the
> > > > > > > > > bomb
> > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > 50 feet away from him and pushes the button? He wouldn't feel any
> > > > > > > > > pain at
> > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > because his brain would be vaporized before any pain sensations could
> > > > > > > > > arrive
> > > > > > > > > to it.
> > > > > > > > Brings a whole to aspect to the term “Hoisted on his own petard"
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Here in Victoria, Texas we have a lot of stupid people .
> > > > > > > basically they're called retards.
> > > > > > > if they wet the bed overnight they're called pee tards.
> > > > > > Considering that is Texas you are talking about,
> > > > > > it would be more accurate to say pee-turd
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes of course, pee turd. The cows walk along, they stop, they shit and
> > > > > piss ,
> > > > > and the pee falls right down on the turd.
> > > > And are you the pooper scooper for them?
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > > Why of course we can't have that poop just be on the road where it doesn't
> > > do any good . it Hass to be scooped off into the pasture : I'm finally
> > > doing something useful rather than being a programmer on the space shuttle
> > > in clear Lake city
> >
> > And being the worlds greatest punster, much better than either you or Hallock.
> And who is this ringer you are bringing in to help you???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 28 Apr 2022 11:44 UTC

On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0167e478-7413-4f02-a46e-d5b09e0f32d5n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:12:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<bb5a9a09-1461-4fdf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 6:27:56 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:50:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<baa5c168-f2be-4e8d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:06:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<a87a074d-b997-4439...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:23:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<f013df60-b9f8-4f55...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:13:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89903e7-c24f-4226...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:27:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > condom,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > interpreter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tortured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > setup.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > research
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > best I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > bunkers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > your last post is very Obscura to me; that's the pun requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > in any case once I read that you can build a really big camera
> > > > > > > > > > > > obscura
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > use it at night and you can like actually project messages two or
> > > > > > > > > > > > 3
> > > > > > > > > > > > miles
> > > > > > > > > > > > away and what they suggested doing like if you lived on a ranch
> > > > > > > > > > > > like I
> > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > your neighbor rancher was courting a young lady or man depending
> > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > rancher itself was male or female who knows on the porch and then
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > like use your camera obscure to project an image right onto his
> > > > > > > > > > > > porch
> > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > said "watch your step buddy " just really funny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > I think that was in one of the three amateur telescope making
> > > > > > > > > > > > books
> > > > > > > > > > > > did Juneau that it was ranchers that built the first atomic bomb?
> > > > > > > > > > > > Some
> > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > name Oppenheimer.
> > > > > > > > > > > And they used locally available materials so that when the fuse was
> > > > > > > > > > > it,
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > shit really flew.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > they really used a fuse to set off an atomic bomb ?do you know Estes
> > > > > > > > > > rocket
> > > > > > > > > > company always ridiculed the light and run gang , what they promoted
> > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > igniting the Rockets with a nichrome wire which you would electrify
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > it would melt and ignite so I would guess that's what they would use
> > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > big atom bomb or should I pity the poor guy that is there with the
> > > > > > > > > > bomb
> > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > 50 feet away from him and pushes the button? He wouldn't feel any
> > > > > > > > > > pain at
> > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > because his brain would be vaporized before any pain sensations
> > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > arrive
> > > > > > > > > > to it.
> > > > > > > > > Brings a whole to aspect to the term “Hoisted on his own petard"
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Here in Victoria, Texas we have a lot of stupid people .
> > > > > > > > basically they're called retards.
> > > > > > > > if they wet the bed overnight they're called pee tards.
> > > > > > > Considering that is Texas you are talking about,
> > > > > > > it would be more accurate to say pee-turd
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes of course, pee turd. The cows walk along, they stop, they shit and
> > > > > > piss ,
> > > > > > and the pee falls right down on the turd.
> > > > > And are you the pooper scooper for them?
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > Why of course we can't have that poop just be on the road where it doesn't
> > > > do any good . it Hass to be scooped off into the pasture : I'm finally
> > > > doing something useful rather than being a programmer on the space shuttle
> > > > in clear Lake city
> > >
> > > And being the worlds greatest punster, much better than either you or
> > > Hallock.
> > And who is this ringer you are bringing in to help you???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> why the ringer is the hunchback of Notre Dame . he didn't have any arms so he
> had to run at the Bell and hit it with his face to ring it. one time he
> missed the bell and fell all the way down to the street , a passerby looks at
> him and says "does anyone know who this man is?" another passerby said "I'm
> not sure but his face sure does ring a bell.”
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On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 6:44:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0167e478-7413-4f02...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:12:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<bb5a9a09-1461-4fdf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 6:27:56 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:50:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<baa5c168-f2be-4e8d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:06:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<a87a074d-b997-4439...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:23:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<f013df60-b9f8-4f55...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:13:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89903e7-c24f-4226...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:27:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > condom,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > interpreter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tortured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > setup.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > research
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > best I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bunkers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > your last post is very Obscura to me; that's the pun requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in any case once I read that you can build a really big camera
> > > > > > > > > > > > > obscura
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > use it at night and you can like actually project messages two or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 3
> > > > > > > > > > > > > miles
> > > > > > > > > > > > > away and what they suggested doing like if you lived on a ranch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > like I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > your neighbor rancher was courting a young lady or man depending
> > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > rancher itself was male or female who knows on the porch and then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > like use your camera obscure to project an image right onto his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > porch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > said "watch your step buddy " just really funny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I think that was in one of the three amateur telescope making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > books
> > > > > > > > > > > > > did Juneau that it was ranchers that built the first atomic bomb?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > name Oppenheimer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And they used locally available materials so that when the fuse was
> > > > > > > > > > > > it,
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > shit really flew.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > they really used a fuse to set off an atomic bomb ?do you know Estes
> > > > > > > > > > > rocket
> > > > > > > > > > > company always ridiculed the light and run gang , what they promoted
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > igniting the Rockets with a nichrome wire which you would electrify
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > it would melt and ignite so I would guess that's what they would use
> > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > big atom bomb or should I pity the poor guy that is there with the
> > > > > > > > > > > bomb
> > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > 50 feet away from him and pushes the button? He wouldn't feel any
> > > > > > > > > > > pain at
> > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > because his brain would be vaporized before any pain sensations
> > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > arrive
> > > > > > > > > > > to it.
> > > > > > > > > > Brings a whole to aspect to the term “Hoisted on his own petard"
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Here in Victoria, Texas we have a lot of stupid people .
> > > > > > > > > basically they're called retards.
> > > > > > > > > if they wet the bed overnight they're called pee tards.
> > > > > > > > Considering that is Texas you are talking about,
> > > > > > > > it would be more accurate to say pee-turd
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes of course, pee turd. The cows walk along, they stop, they shit and
> > > > > > > piss ,
> > > > > > > and the pee falls right down on the turd.
> > > > > > And are you the pooper scooper for them?
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > Why of course we can't have that poop just be on the road where it doesn't
> > > > > do any good . it Hass to be scooped off into the pasture : I'm finally
> > > > > doing something useful rather than being a programmer on the space shuttle
> > > > > in clear Lake city
> > > >
> > > > And being the worlds greatest punster, much better than either you or
> > > > Hallock.
> > > And who is this ringer you are bringing in to help you???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > why the ringer is the hunchback of Notre Dame . he didn't have any arms so he
> > had to run at the Bell and hit it with his face to ring it. one time he
> > missed the bell and fell all the way down to the street , a passerby looks at
> > him and says "does anyone know who this man is?" another passerby said "I'm
> > not sure but his face sure does ring a bell.”
> Sp you just had to chime in with that oldie.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fe532629-8a88-44ac-ba78-2b53d03c36ean@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 6:44:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<0167e478-7413-4f02...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:12:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<bb5a9a09-1461-4fdf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 6:27:56 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:50:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<baa5c168-f2be-4e8d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:06:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<a87a074d-b997-4439...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:23:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f013df60-b9f8-4f55...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:13:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89903e7-c24f-4226...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:27:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > condom,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bastards
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > interpreter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tortured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > setup.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > research
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > best I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bunkers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > your last post is very Obscura to me; that's the pun requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in any case once I read that you can build a really big camera
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > obscura
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > use it at night and you can like actually project messages two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > miles
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > away and what they suggested doing like if you lived on a ranch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > your neighbor rancher was courting a young lady or man depending
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > rancher itself was male or female who knows on the porch and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like use your camera obscure to project an image right onto his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > porch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > said "watch your step buddy " just really funny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I think that was in one of the three amateur telescope making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > books
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > did Juneau that it was ranchers that built the first atomic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > bomb?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > name Oppenheimer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And they used locally available materials so that when the fuse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > shit really flew.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > they really used a fuse to set off an atomic bomb ?do you know
> > > > > > > > > > > > Estes
> > > > > > > > > > > > rocket
> > > > > > > > > > > > company always ridiculed the light and run gang , what they
> > > > > > > > > > > > promoted
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > igniting the Rockets with a nichrome wire which you would
> > > > > > > > > > > > electrify
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > it would melt and ignite so I would guess that's what they would
> > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > big atom bomb or should I pity the poor guy that is there with the
> > > > > > > > > > > > bomb
> > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > 50 feet away from him and pushes the button? He wouldn't feel any
> > > > > > > > > > > > pain at
> > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > because his brain would be vaporized before any pain sensations
> > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > arrive
> > > > > > > > > > > > to it.
> > > > > > > > > > > Brings a whole to aspect to the term “Hoisted on his own petard"
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Here in Victoria, Texas we have a lot of stupid people .
> > > > > > > > > > basically they're called retards.
> > > > > > > > > > if they wet the bed overnight they're called pee tards.
> > > > > > > > > Considering that is Texas you are talking about,
> > > > > > > > > it would be more accurate to say pee-turd
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes of course, pee turd. The cows walk along, they stop, they shit and
> > > > > > > > piss ,
> > > > > > > > and the pee falls right down on the turd.
> > > > > > > And are you the pooper scooper for them?
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > Why of course we can't have that poop just be on the road where it
> > > > > > doesn't
> > > > > > do any good . it Hass to be scooped off into the pasture : I'm finally
> > > > > > doing something useful rather than being a programmer on the space
> > > > > > shuttle
> > > > > > in clear Lake city
> > > > >
> > > > > And being the worlds greatest punster, much better than either you or
> > > > > Hallock.
> > > > And who is this ringer you are bringing in to help you???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > why the ringer is the hunchback of Notre Dame . he didn't have any arms so
> > > he
> > > had to run at the Bell and hit it with his face to ring it. one time he
> > > missed the bell and fell all the way down to the street , a passerby looks
> > > at
> > > him and says "does anyone know who this man is?" another passerby said "I'm
> > > not sure but his face sure does ring a bell.”
> > Sp you just had to chime in with that oldie.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I really like the oldies ,old phonograph records , songs on them titled like
> "I'm singing this before the
> Big Bang" and also "I went back in time and prevented the John F. Kennedy
> assassination.”


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 28 Apr 2022 23:11 UTC

On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:40:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fe532629-8a88-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 6:44:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0167e478-7413-4f02...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:12:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<bb5a9a09-1461-4fdf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 6:27:56 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:50:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<baa5c168-f2be-4e8d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:06:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<a87a074d-b997-4439...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:23:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f013df60-b9f8-4f55...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:13:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89903e7-c24f-4226...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:27:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift..com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > condom,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bastards
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > interpreter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tortured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > setup.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > research
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > best I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bunkers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your last post is very Obscura to me; that's the pun requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in any case once I read that you can build a really big camera
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obscura
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use it at night and you can like actually project messages two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > miles
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away and what they suggested doing like if you lived on a ranch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your neighbor rancher was courting a young lady or man depending
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rancher itself was male or female who knows on the porch and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like use your camera obscure to project an image right onto his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > porch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said "watch your step buddy " just really funny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I think that was in one of the three amateur telescope making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > books
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did Juneau that it was ranchers that built the first atomic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bomb?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name Oppenheimer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they used locally available materials so that when the fuse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > shit really flew.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they really used a fuse to set off an atomic bomb ?do you know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Estes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > rocket
> > > > > > > > > > > > > company always ridiculed the light and run gang , what they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > promoted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > igniting the Rockets with a nichrome wire which you would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > electrify
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it would melt and ignite so I would guess that's what they would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > big atom bomb or should I pity the poor guy that is there with the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bomb
> > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 50 feet away from him and pushes the button? He wouldn't feel any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pain at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > because his brain would be vaporized before any pain sensations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > arrive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Brings a whole to aspect to the term “Hoisted on his own petard"
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Here in Victoria, Texas we have a lot of stupid people .
> > > > > > > > > > > basically they're called retards.
> > > > > > > > > > > if they wet the bed overnight they're called pee tards.
> > > > > > > > > > Considering that is Texas you are talking about,
> > > > > > > > > > it would be more accurate to say pee-turd
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes of course, pee turd. The cows walk along, they stop, they shit and
> > > > > > > > > piss ,
> > > > > > > > > and the pee falls right down on the turd.
> > > > > > > > And are you the pooper scooper for them?
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > Why of course we can't have that poop just be on the road where it
> > > > > > > doesn't
> > > > > > > do any good . it Hass to be scooped off into the pasture : I'm finally
> > > > > > > doing something useful rather than being a programmer on the space
> > > > > > > shuttle
> > > > > > > in clear Lake city
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And being the worlds greatest punster, much better than either you or
> > > > > > Hallock.
> > > > > And who is this ringer you are bringing in to help you???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > why the ringer is the hunchback of Notre Dame . he didn't have any arms so
> > > > he
> > > > had to run at the Bell and hit it with his face to ring it. one time he
> > > > missed the bell and fell all the way down to the street , a passerby looks
> > > > at
> > > > him and says "does anyone know who this man is?" another passerby said "I'm
> > > > not sure but his face sure does ring a bell.”
> > > Sp you just had to chime in with that oldie.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I really like the oldies ,old phonograph records , songs on them titled like
> > "I'm singing this before the
> > Big Bang" and also "I went back in time and prevented the John F. Kennedy
> > assassination.”
>
> So just where did you find him?? The school book depository or the grassy
> knoll??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 29 Apr 2022 12:10 UTC

On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9b56d398-8266-4202-a9d8-cf339b158c36n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:40:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<fe532629-8a88-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 6:44:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<0167e478-7413-4f02...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:12:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<bb5a9a09-1461-4fdf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 6:27:56 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:50:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<baa5c168-f2be-4e8d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:06:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a87a074d-b997-4439...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:23:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f013df60-b9f8-4f55...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:13:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89903e7-c24f-4226...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:27:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > condom,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bastards
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > interpreter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tortured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > setup.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > research
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > best I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bunkers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your last post is very Obscura to me; that's the pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in any case once I read that you can build a really big camera
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obscura
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use it at night and you can like actually project messages two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > miles
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away and what they suggested doing like if you lived on a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ranch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your neighbor rancher was courting a young lady or man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > depending
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rancher itself was male or female who knows on the porch and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like use your camera obscure to project an image right onto
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > porch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said "watch your step buddy " just really funny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I think that was in one of the three amateur telescope making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > books
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did Juneau that it was ranchers that built the first atomic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bomb?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name Oppenheimer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they used locally available materials so that when the fuse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shit really flew.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they really used a fuse to set off an atomic bomb ?do you know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Estes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > rocket
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > company always ridiculed the light and run gang , what they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > promoted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > igniting the Rockets with a nichrome wire which you would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > electrify
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it would melt and ignite so I would guess that's what they would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > big atom bomb or should I pity the poor guy that is there with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > bomb
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 50 feet away from him and pushes the button? He wouldn't feel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pain at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > because his brain would be vaporized before any pain sensations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Brings a whole to aspect to the term “Hoisted on his own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > petard"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Here in Victoria, Texas we have a lot of stupid people .
> > > > > > > > > > > > basically they're called retards.
> > > > > > > > > > > > if they wet the bed overnight they're called pee tards.
> > > > > > > > > > > Considering that is Texas you are talking about,
> > > > > > > > > > > it would be more accurate to say pee-turd
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes of course, pee turd. The cows walk along, they stop, they shit
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > piss ,
> > > > > > > > > > and the pee falls right down on the turd.
> > > > > > > > > And are you the pooper scooper for them?
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > Why of course we can't have that poop just be on the road where it
> > > > > > > > doesn't
> > > > > > > > do any good . it Hass to be scooped off into the pasture : I'm finally
> > > > > > > > doing something useful rather than being a programmer on the space
> > > > > > > > shuttle
> > > > > > > > in clear Lake city
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And being the worlds greatest punster, much better than either you or
> > > > > > > Hallock.
> > > > > > And who is this ringer you are bringing in to help you???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > why the ringer is the hunchback of Notre Dame . he didn't have any arms
> > > > > so
> > > > > he
> > > > > had to run at the Bell and hit it with his face to ring it. one time he
> > > > > missed the bell and fell all the way down to the street , a passerby
> > > > > looks
> > > > > at
> > > > > him and says "does anyone know who this man is?" another passerby said
> > > > > "I'm
> > > > > not sure but his face sure does ring a bell.”
> > > > Sp you just had to chime in with that oldie.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I really like the oldies ,old phonograph records , songs on them titled
> > > like
> > > "I'm singing this before the
> > > Big Bang" and also "I went back in time and prevented the John F. Kennedy
> > > assassination.”
> >
> > So just where did you find him?? The school book depository or the grassy
> > knoll??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> remember this was time travel so I got back just as the motorcade was
> approaching the Texas school book depository and I yelled out hey driver you
> have a flat he stopped the car instantly and Oswald got all flustered and ran
> away and I saved the day . of course though by saving Kennedy he precipitated
> World War III later on
> some days later my wife and I went to Dallas for a rock concert and we were
> staying at some fleabag Hotel and there were posters all over the hotel
> something about some conspiracy something or another in connection with the
> anniversary of JFK's assassination so I got on an elevator and here was I
> guess the organizer of all that in I ask him what is this deal with all the
> posters and all this conspiracy and everything and he looked at me and says I
> don't know somebody shot the guy he was trying to make some kind of sarcastic
> answer it so I told him you mean someone shot him I thought that he's still
> in office this was like 2019.


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On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 7:10:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9b56d398-8266-4202...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:40:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<fe532629-8a88-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 6:44:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0167e478-7413-4f02...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:12:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<bb5a9a09-1461-4fdf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 6:27:56 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:50:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<baa5c168-f2be-4e8d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:06:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a87a074d-b997-4439...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:23:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f013df60-b9f8-4f55...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:13:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89903e7-c24f-4226...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:27:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift..com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > condom,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bastards
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > interpreter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tortured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > setup.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > research
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > best I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bunkers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura.....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your last post is very Obscura to me; that's the pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in any case once I read that you can build a really big camera
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obscura
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use it at night and you can like actually project messages two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > miles
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away and what they suggested doing like if you lived on a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ranch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your neighbor rancher was courting a young lady or man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > depending
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rancher itself was male or female who knows on the porch and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like use your camera obscure to project an image right onto
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > porch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said "watch your step buddy " just really funny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I think that was in one of the three amateur telescope making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > books
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did Juneau that it was ranchers that built the first atomic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bomb?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name Oppenheimer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they used locally available materials so that when the fuse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shit really flew.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they really used a fuse to set off an atomic bomb ?do you know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Estes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rocket
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > company always ridiculed the light and run gang , what they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > promoted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > igniting the Rockets with a nichrome wire which you would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > electrify
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it would melt and ignite so I would guess that's what they would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big atom bomb or should I pity the poor guy that is there with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bomb
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 50 feet away from him and pushes the button? He wouldn't feel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pain at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because his brain would be vaporized before any pain sensations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Brings a whole to aspect to the term “Hoisted on his own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > petard"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Here in Victoria, Texas we have a lot of stupid people .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > basically they're called retards.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > if they wet the bed overnight they're called pee tards.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Considering that is Texas you are talking about,
> > > > > > > > > > > > it would be more accurate to say pee-turd
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes of course, pee turd. The cows walk along, they stop, they shit
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > piss ,
> > > > > > > > > > > and the pee falls right down on the turd.
> > > > > > > > > > And are you the pooper scooper for them?
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > Why of course we can't have that poop just be on the road where it
> > > > > > > > > doesn't
> > > > > > > > > do any good . it Hass to be scooped off into the pasture : I'm finally
> > > > > > > > > doing something useful rather than being a programmer on the space
> > > > > > > > > shuttle
> > > > > > > > > in clear Lake city
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > And being the worlds greatest punster, much better than either you or
> > > > > > > > Hallock.
> > > > > > > And who is this ringer you are bringing in to help you???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > why the ringer is the hunchback of Notre Dame . he didn't have any arms
> > > > > > so
> > > > > > he
> > > > > > had to run at the Bell and hit it with his face to ring it. one time he
> > > > > > missed the bell and fell all the way down to the street , a passerby
> > > > > > looks
> > > > > > at
> > > > > > him and says "does anyone know who this man is?" another passerby said
> > > > > > "I'm
> > > > > > not sure but his face sure does ring a bell.”
> > > > > Sp you just had to chime in with that oldie.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I really like the oldies ,old phonograph records , songs on them titled
> > > > like
> > > > "I'm singing this before the
> > > > Big Bang" and also "I went back in time and prevented the John F. Kennedy
> > > > assassination.”
> > >
> > > So just where did you find him?? The school book depository or the grassy
> > > knoll??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > remember this was time travel so I got back just as the motorcade was
> > approaching the Texas school book depository and I yelled out hey driver you
> > have a flat he stopped the car instantly and Oswald got all flustered and ran
> > away and I saved the day . of course though by saving Kennedy he precipitated
> > World War III later on
> > some days later my wife and I went to Dallas for a rock concert and we were
> > staying at some fleabag Hotel and there were posters all over the hotel
> > something about some conspiracy something or another in connection with the
> > anniversary of JFK's assassination so I got on an elevator and here was I
> > guess the organizer of all that in I ask him what is this deal with all the
> > posters and all this conspiracy and everything and he looked at me and says I
> > don't know somebody shot the guy he was trying to make some kind of sarcastic
> > answer it so I told him you mean someone shot him I thought that he's still
> > in office this was like 2019.
> Just what have you been shoot-ing up???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 29 Apr 2022 20:05 UTC

On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<137127e5-6895-4565-b991-2a74694fc993n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 7:10:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9b56d398-8266-4202...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:40:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<fe532629-8a88-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 6:44:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<0167e478-7413-4f02...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:12:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<bb5a9a09-1461-4fdf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 6:27:56 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:50:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baa5c168-f2be-4e8d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:06:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a87a074d-b997-4439...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:23:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f013df60-b9f8-4f55...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:13:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89903e7-c24f-4226...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:27:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > condom,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bastards
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > interpreter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tortured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > setup.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > research
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > best I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bunkers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your last post is very Obscura to me; that's the pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in any case once I read that you can build a really big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > camera
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obscura
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use it at night and you can like actually project messages
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > miles
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away and what they suggested doing like if you lived on a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ranch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your neighbor rancher was courting a young lady or man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > depending
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rancher itself was male or female who knows on the porch and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like use your camera obscure to project an image right onto
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > porch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said "watch your step buddy " just really funny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I think that was in one of the three amateur telescope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > books
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did Juneau that it was ranchers that built the first atomic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bomb?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name Oppenheimer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they used locally available materials so that when the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fuse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shit really flew.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they really used a fuse to set off an atomic bomb ?do you know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Estes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rocket
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > company always ridiculed the light and run gang , what they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > promoted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > igniting the Rockets with a nichrome wire which you would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > electrify
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it would melt and ignite so I would guess that's what they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big atom bomb or should I pity the poor guy that is there with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bomb
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 50 feet away from him and pushes the button? He wouldn't feel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pain at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because his brain would be vaporized before any pain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sensations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Brings a whole to aspect to the term “Hoisted on his own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > petard"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here in Victoria, Texas we have a lot of stupid people .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > basically they're called retards.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > if they wet the bed overnight they're called pee tards.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Considering that is Texas you are talking about,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it would be more accurate to say pee-turd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes of course, pee turd. The cows walk along, they stop, they shit
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > piss ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and the pee falls right down on the turd.
> > > > > > > > > > > And are you the pooper scooper for them?
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > Why of course we can't have that poop just be on the road where it
> > > > > > > > > > doesn't
> > > > > > > > > > do any good . it Hass to be scooped off into the pasture : I'm
> > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > doing something useful rather than being a programmer on the space
> > > > > > > > > > shuttle
> > > > > > > > > > in clear Lake city
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > And being the worlds greatest punster, much better than either you or
> > > > > > > > > Hallock.
> > > > > > > > And who is this ringer you are bringing in to help you???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > why the ringer is the hunchback of Notre Dame . he didn't have any arms
> > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > had to run at the Bell and hit it with his face to ring it. one time he
> > > > > > > missed the bell and fell all the way down to the street , a passerby
> > > > > > > looks
> > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > him and says "does anyone know who this man is?" another passerby said
> > > > > > > "I'm
> > > > > > > not sure but his face sure does ring a bell.”
> > > > > > Sp you just had to chime in with that oldie.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I really like the oldies ,old phonograph records , songs on them titled
> > > > > like
> > > > > "I'm singing this before the
> > > > > Big Bang" and also "I went back in time and prevented the John F. Kennedy
> > > > > assassination.”
> > > >
> > > > So just where did you find him?? The school book depository or the grassy
> > > > knoll??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > remember this was time travel so I got back just as the motorcade was
> > > approaching the Texas school book depository and I yelled out hey driver
> > > you
> > > have a flat he stopped the car instantly and Oswald got all flustered and
> > > ran
> > > away and I saved the day . of course though by saving Kennedy he
> > > precipitated
> > > World War III later on
> > > some days later my wife and I went to Dallas for a rock concert and we were
> > > staying at some fleabag Hotel and there were posters all over the hotel
> > > something about some conspiracy something or another in connection with the
> > > anniversary of JFK's assassination so I got on an elevator and here was I
> > > guess the organizer of all that in I ask him what is this deal with all the
> > > posters and all this conspiracy and everything and he looked at me and
> > > says I
> > > don't know somebody shot the guy he was trying to make some kind of
> > > sarcastic
> > > answer it so I told him you mean someone shot him I thought that he's still
> > > in office this was like 2019.
> > Just what have you been shoot-ing up???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in downtown Victoria ,went by
> there last night and shot all the windows out of the ground floor yeah
> Victoria police , you know who to come get.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 30 Apr 2022 04:03 UTC

On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 7:10:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9b56d398-8266-4202...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:40:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<fe532629-8a88-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 6:44:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<0167e478-7413-4f02...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:12:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<bb5a9a09-1461-4fdf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 6:27:56 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:50:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baa5c168-f2be-4e8d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:06:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a87a074d-b997-4439...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:23:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f013df60-b9f8-4f55...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:13:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89903e7-c24f-4226...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:27:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > condom,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift..com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bastards
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > interpreter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tortured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > setup.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > research
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > best I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bunkers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laughingly survive World War III .. can't even come up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your last post is very Obscura to me; that's the pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in any case once I read that you can build a really big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > camera
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obscura
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use it at night and you can like actually project messages
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > miles
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away and what they suggested doing like if you lived on a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ranch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your neighbor rancher was courting a young lady or man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > depending
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rancher itself was male or female who knows on the porch and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like use your camera obscure to project an image right onto
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > porch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said "watch your step buddy " just really funny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I think that was in one of the three amateur telescope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > books
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did Juneau that it was ranchers that built the first atomic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bomb?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name Oppenheimer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they used locally available materials so that when the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fuse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shit really flew.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they really used a fuse to set off an atomic bomb ?do you know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Estes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rocket
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > company always ridiculed the light and run gang , what they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > promoted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > igniting the Rockets with a nichrome wire which you would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > electrify
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it would melt and ignite so I would guess that's what they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big atom bomb or should I pity the poor guy that is there with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bomb
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 50 feet away from him and pushes the button? He wouldn't feel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pain at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because his brain would be vaporized before any pain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sensations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Brings a whole to aspect to the term “Hoisted on his own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > petard"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here in Victoria, Texas we have a lot of stupid people .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > basically they're called retards.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if they wet the bed overnight they're called pee tards.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Considering that is Texas you are talking about,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it would be more accurate to say pee-turd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes of course, pee turd. The cows walk along, they stop, they shit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > piss ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and the pee falls right down on the turd.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And are you the pooper scooper for them?
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > Why of course we can't have that poop just be on the road where it
> > > > > > > > > > > doesn't
> > > > > > > > > > > do any good . it Hass to be scooped off into the pasture : I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > doing something useful rather than being a programmer on the space
> > > > > > > > > > > shuttle
> > > > > > > > > > > in clear Lake city
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > And being the worlds greatest punster, much better than either you or
> > > > > > > > > > Hallock.
> > > > > > > > > And who is this ringer you are bringing in to help you???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > why the ringer is the hunchback of Notre Dame . he didn't have any arms
> > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > had to run at the Bell and hit it with his face to ring it. one time he
> > > > > > > > missed the bell and fell all the way down to the street , a passerby
> > > > > > > > looks
> > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > him and says "does anyone know who this man is?" another passerby said
> > > > > > > > "I'm
> > > > > > > > not sure but his face sure does ring a bell.”
> > > > > > > Sp you just had to chime in with that oldie.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I really like the oldies ,old phonograph records , songs on them titled
> > > > > > like
> > > > > > "I'm singing this before the
> > > > > > Big Bang" and also "I went back in time and prevented the John F. Kennedy
> > > > > > assassination.”
> > > > >
> > > > > So just where did you find him?? The school book depository or the grassy
> > > > > knoll??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > remember this was time travel so I got back just as the motorcade was
> > > > approaching the Texas school book depository and I yelled out hey driver
> > > > you
> > > > have a flat he stopped the car instantly and Oswald got all flustered and
> > > > ran
> > > > away and I saved the day . of course though by saving Kennedy he
> > > > precipitated
> > > > World War III later on
> > > > some days later my wife and I went to Dallas for a rock concert and we were
> > > > staying at some fleabag Hotel and there were posters all over the hotel
> > > > something about some conspiracy something or another in connection with the
> > > > anniversary of JFK's assassination so I got on an elevator and here was I
> > > > guess the organizer of all that in I ask him what is this deal with all the
> > > > posters and all this conspiracy and everything and he looked at me and
> > > > says I
> > > > don't know somebody shot the guy he was trying to make some kind of
> > > > sarcastic
> > > > answer it so I told him you mean someone shot him I thought that he's still
> > > > in office this was like 2019.
> > > Just what have you been shoot-ing up???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in downtown Victoria ,went by
> > there last night and shot all the windows out of the ground floor yeah
> > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> They consider a real pane.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7-ac5d-7a475d63d7c8n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in downtown Victoria ,went by
> > > there last night and shot all the windows out of the ground floor yeah
> > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > They consider a real pane.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I had this plane it was made completely out of glass kind of like wonder
> woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass it was my pane plane.

But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
and got a pane in his stomach.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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