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 by: Mike - Tue, 26 Apr 2022 19:04 UTC

On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9a906a2a-df6b-4347-b180-3f4b0ce3e8b7n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:21:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ab7c1a90-71e9-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:11:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<596a7219-792d-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:25:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4f07f600-8510-4ed7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:52:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<b57f2d7e-8817-4e89...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > lol On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:24:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e183eca-eee3-4358...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:37:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<025c2481-5fa2-4fd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:35:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5ce6f6eb-1d1d-4106...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:36:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5bf531-d3fb-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:44:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3813ca96-c566-4bb4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , actually he was gay so his "bride "was a male that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shared
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > state
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of whom finds the the hole thing quite inconvenient
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If one eats hole wheat bread it gives one the stamina for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activities.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But for the hole experience -- ,use Swiss Cheese instead.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those holes were carved by a Swiss Army knife.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you had a slow day at the orifice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I like to be near Darlene while I work and I do work at home and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > this habit of being nude during the day and she likes me so she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > comes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and sits near me nude and everything and one day there wasn't a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to do so I had a slow day at the orifice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > So that is where the screams of “Put it on --- put it on,,,,”
> > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > coming from
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Actually due to Putin's war crimes they had him skinned and they
> > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > shirt
> > > > > > > > > > > out of his hide so when in the future his successor will be riding
> > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > horseback shirtless his aide can come out and say "here , you're
> > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > ugly
> > > > > > > > > > > from the waist up , Putin this on.”
> > > > > > > > > > To itch his (or her) own
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes , since the successor really liked the shirt made out of Putin's
> > > > > > > > > skin
> > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > would say "To itch his own.”
> > > > > > > > I hope you did not use that old line on your girl and invite her up to
> > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > your itch-ings
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Contrary to the last post I'm not going bye bye .
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I asked Darlene to come up and see my etchings and she said the very
> > > > > > > best
> > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > to see etchings is while reciting the I Ching.
> > > > > > Drawing on previous experiences???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I am a great artist but I have trouble finding canvases so one night I
> > > > > was
> > > > > walking through a back alley and I experienced some wonderful canvases
> > > > > which
> > > > > had been tossed out but were still perfectly usable so I took them to my
> > > > > artist place and I started drawing on past experiences, so to speak.
> > > > Aisle hold my judgement till I see you “work"
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I once ran an amusement park for children and we had all these little cars
> > > that children could ride called kiddy cars and when we parked them at night
> > > they had to be exactly right , the area where we stored them over night was
> > > an aisle basically , we had to park them in this aisle , so this lady came
> > > to
> > > visit our little amusement park and she was from an old game show and her
> > > name was Kitty Car Aisle.
> > To tell the truth, I doubt it.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> So basically you're asking me what's my lying?


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On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:04:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9a906a2a-df6b-4347...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:21:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ab7c1a90-71e9-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:11:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<596a7219-792d-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:25:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4f07f600-8510-4ed7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:52:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b57f2d7e-8817-4e89...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > lol On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:24:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e183eca-eee3-4358...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:37:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<025c2481-5fa2-4fd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:35:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5ce6f6eb-1d1d-4106...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:36:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5bf531-d3fb-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:44:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3813ca96-c566-4bb4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , actually he was gay so his "bride "was a male that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shared
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > state
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of whom finds the the hole thing quite inconvenient
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If one eats hole wheat bread it gives one the stamina for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activities.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But for the hole experience -- ,use Swiss Cheese instead.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those holes were carved by a Swiss Army knife.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you had a slow day at the orifice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like to be near Darlene while I work and I do work at home and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > this habit of being nude during the day and she likes me so she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > comes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and sits near me nude and everything and one day there wasn't a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to do so I had a slow day at the orifice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So that is where the screams of “Put it on --- put it on,,,,”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > coming from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Actually due to Putin's war crimes they had him skinned and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > shirt
> > > > > > > > > > > > out of his hide so when in the future his successor will be riding
> > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > horseback shirtless his aide can come out and say "here , you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > ugly
> > > > > > > > > > > > from the waist up , Putin this on.”
> > > > > > > > > > > To itch his (or her) own
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes , since the successor really liked the shirt made out of Putin's
> > > > > > > > > > skin
> > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > would say "To itch his own.”
> > > > > > > > > I hope you did not use that old line on your girl and invite her up to
> > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > your itch-ings
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Contrary to the last post I'm not going bye bye .
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I asked Darlene to come up and see my etchings and she said the very
> > > > > > > > best
> > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > to see etchings is while reciting the I Ching.
> > > > > > > Drawing on previous experiences???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I am a great artist but I have trouble finding canvases so one night I
> > > > > > was
> > > > > > walking through a back alley and I experienced some wonderful canvases
> > > > > > which
> > > > > > had been tossed out but were still perfectly usable so I took them to my
> > > > > > artist place and I started drawing on past experiences, so to speak.
> > > > > Aisle hold my judgement till I see you “work"
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I once ran an amusement park for children and we had all these little cars
> > > > that children could ride called kiddy cars and when we parked them at night
> > > > they had to be exactly right , the area where we stored them over night was
> > > > an aisle basically , we had to park them in this aisle , so this lady came
> > > > to
> > > > visit our little amusement park and she was from an old game show and her
> > > > name was Kitty Car Aisle.
> > > To tell the truth, I doubt it.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > So basically you're asking me what's my lying?
> Usually its the politicians that I need to check the lie of the land/
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
>


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On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<248bf148-52a0-4176-8beb-20a1f465f3e0n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:04:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9a906a2a-df6b-4347...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:21:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ab7c1a90-71e9-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:11:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<596a7219-792d-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:25:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4f07f600-8510-4ed7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:52:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<b57f2d7e-8817-4e89...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > lol On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:24:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e183eca-eee3-4358...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:37:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<025c2481-5fa2-4fd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:35:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5ce6f6eb-1d1d-4106...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:36:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5bf531-d3fb-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:44:05 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3813ca96-c566-4bb4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , actually he was gay so his "bride "was a male that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shared
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > state
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of whom finds the the hole thing quite inconvenient
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If one eats hole wheat bread it gives one the stamina for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activities.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But for the hole experience -- ,use Swiss Cheese instead.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those holes were carved by a Swiss Army knife.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you had a slow day at the orifice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like to be near Darlene while I work and I do work at home
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this habit of being nude during the day and she likes me so she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > comes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and sits near me nude and everything and one day there wasn't a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to do so I had a slow day at the orifice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So that is where the screams of “Put it on --- put it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on,,,,”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually due to Putin's war crimes they had him skinned and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > shirt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > out of his hide so when in the future his successor will be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > riding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > horseback shirtless his aide can come out and say "here , you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ugly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > from the waist up , Putin this on.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > To itch his (or her) own
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes , since the successor really liked the shirt made out of
> > > > > > > > > > > Putin's
> > > > > > > > > > > skin
> > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > would say "To itch his own.”
> > > > > > > > > > I hope you did not use that old line on your girl and invite her up
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > your itch-ings
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Contrary to the last post I'm not going bye bye .
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I asked Darlene to come up and see my etchings and she said the very
> > > > > > > > > best
> > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > to see etchings is while reciting the I Ching.
> > > > > > > > Drawing on previous experiences???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I am a great artist but I have trouble finding canvases so one night I
> > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > walking through a back alley and I experienced some wonderful canvases
> > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > had been tossed out but were still perfectly usable so I took them to
> > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > artist place and I started drawing on past experiences, so to speak.
> > > > > > Aisle hold my judgement till I see you “work"
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I once ran an amusement park for children and we had all these little
> > > > > cars
> > > > > that children could ride called kiddy cars and when we parked them at
> > > > > night
> > > > > they had to be exactly right , the area where we stored them over night
> > > > > was
> > > > > an aisle basically , we had to park them in this aisle , so this lady
> > > > > came
> > > > > to
> > > > > visit our little amusement park and she was from an old game show and her
> > > > > name was Kitty Car Aisle.
> > > > To tell the truth, I doubt it.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > So basically you're asking me what's my lying?
> > Usually its the politicians that I need to check the lie of the land/
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
>
> As far as what politicians do Simon and Garfunkel
> summed that up in their song The Boxer:
>
> Lie lie lie,
> Lie lie lie lie lie lie,
> Lie lie lie and so on.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 27 Apr 2022 11:39 UTC

On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:49:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<248bf148-52a0-4176...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:04:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9a906a2a-df6b-4347...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:21:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ab7c1a90-71e9-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:11:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<596a7219-792d-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:25:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4f07f600-8510-4ed7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:52:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b57f2d7e-8817-4e89...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > lol On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:24:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e183eca-eee3-4358...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:37:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<025c2481-5fa2-4fd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:35:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5ce6f6eb-1d1d-4106...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:36:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5bf531-d3fb-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:44:05 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3813ca96-c566-4bb4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , actually he was gay so his "bride "was a male that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shared
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > state
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of whom finds the the hole thing quite inconvenient
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If one eats hole wheat bread it gives one the stamina for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activities.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But for the hole experience -- ,use Swiss Cheese instead.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those holes were carved by a Swiss Army knife.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you had a slow day at the orifice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like to be near Darlene while I work and I do work at home
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this habit of being nude during the day and she likes me so she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > comes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and sits near me nude and everything and one day there wasn't a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to do so I had a slow day at the orifice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So that is where the screams of “Put it on --- put it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on,,,,”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually due to Putin's war crimes they had him skinned and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > shirt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > out of his hide so when in the future his successor will be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > riding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > horseback shirtless his aide can come out and say "here , you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > from the waist up , Putin this on.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > To itch his (or her) own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , since the successor really liked the shirt made out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > Putin's
> > > > > > > > > > > > skin
> > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > would say "To itch his own.”
> > > > > > > > > > > I hope you did not use that old line on your girl and invite her up
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > your itch-ings
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Contrary to the last post I'm not going bye bye .
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I asked Darlene to come up and see my etchings and she said the very
> > > > > > > > > > best
> > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > to see etchings is while reciting the I Ching.
> > > > > > > > > Drawing on previous experiences???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I am a great artist but I have trouble finding canvases so one night I
> > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > walking through a back alley and I experienced some wonderful canvases
> > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > had been tossed out but were still perfectly usable so I took them to
> > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > artist place and I started drawing on past experiences, so to speak.
> > > > > > > Aisle hold my judgement till I see you “work"
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I once ran an amusement park for children and we had all these little
> > > > > > cars
> > > > > > that children could ride called kiddy cars and when we parked them at
> > > > > > night
> > > > > > they had to be exactly right , the area where we stored them over night
> > > > > > was
> > > > > > an aisle basically , we had to park them in this aisle , so this lady
> > > > > > came
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > visit our little amusement park and she was from an old game show and her
> > > > > > name was Kitty Car Aisle.
> > > > > To tell the truth, I doubt it.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > So basically you're asking me what's my lying?
> > > Usually its the politicians that I need to check the lie of the land/
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> >
> > As far as what politicians do Simon and Garfunkel
> > summed that up in their song The Boxer:
> >
> > Lie lie lie,
> > Lie lie lie lie lie lie,
> > Lie lie lie and so on.
> Here lies Bill son of Fred
> He lied alive, he now lies dead.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 27 Apr 2022 14:09 UTC

On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8354aa29-a61b-4f78-829b-360a8f584540n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:49:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<248bf148-52a0-4176...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:04:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9a906a2a-df6b-4347...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:21:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ab7c1a90-71e9-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:11:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<596a7219-792d-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:25:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f07f600-8510-4ed7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:52:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b57f2d7e-8817-4e89...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > lol On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:24:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e183eca-eee3-4358...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:37:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<025c2481-5fa2-4fd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:35:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5ce6f6eb-1d1d-4106...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:36:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5bf531-d3fb-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:44:05 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3813ca96-c566-4bb4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , actually he was gay so his "bride "was a male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shared
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > state
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of whom finds the the hole thing quite inconvenient
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If one eats hole wheat bread it gives one the stamina for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activities.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But for the hole experience -- ,use Swiss Cheese instead.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those holes were carved by a Swiss Army knife.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you had a slow day at the orifice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like to be near Darlene while I work and I do work at home
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this habit of being nude during the day and she likes me so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > comes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and sits near me nude and everything and one day there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to do so I had a slow day at the orifice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So that is where the screams of “Put it on --- put it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on,,,,”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually due to Putin's war crimes they had him skinned and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shirt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out of his hide so when in the future his successor will be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > riding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horseback shirtless his aide can come out and say "here ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from the waist up , Putin this on.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > To itch his (or her) own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , since the successor really liked the shirt made out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > skin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > would say "To itch his own.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > I hope you did not use that old line on your girl and invite her
> > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > your itch-ings
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Contrary to the last post I'm not going bye bye .
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I asked Darlene to come up and see my etchings and she said the
> > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > best
> > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > to see etchings is while reciting the I Ching.
> > > > > > > > > > Drawing on previous experiences???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I am a great artist but I have trouble finding canvases so one night
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > walking through a back alley and I experienced some wonderful
> > > > > > > > > canvases
> > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > had been tossed out but were still perfectly usable so I took them to
> > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > artist place and I started drawing on past experiences, so to speak.
> > > > > > > > Aisle hold my judgement till I see you “work"
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I once ran an amusement park for children and we had all these little
> > > > > > > cars
> > > > > > > that children could ride called kiddy cars and when we parked them at
> > > > > > > night
> > > > > > > they had to be exactly right , the area where we stored them over night
> > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > an aisle basically , we had to park them in this aisle , so this lady
> > > > > > > came
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > visit our little amusement park and she was from an old game show and
> > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > name was Kitty Car Aisle.
> > > > > > To tell the truth, I doubt it.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > So basically you're asking me what's my lying?
> > > > Usually its the politicians that I need to check the lie of the land/
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > >
> > > As far as what politicians do Simon and Garfunkel
> > > summed that up in their song The Boxer:
> > >
> > > Lie lie lie,
> > > Lie lie lie lie lie lie,
> > > Lie lie lie and so on.
> > Here lies Bill son of Fred
> > He lied alive, he now lies dead.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Here lies Professor Hyde,
> Pickled in formaldehyde.


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On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:09:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8354aa29-a61b-4f78...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:49:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<248bf148-52a0-4176...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:04:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9a906a2a-df6b-4347...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:21:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ab7c1a90-71e9-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:11:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<596a7219-792d-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:25:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f07f600-8510-4ed7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:52:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b57f2d7e-8817-4e89...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lol On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:24:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e183eca-eee3-4358...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:37:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<025c2481-5fa2-4fd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:35:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5ce6f6eb-1d1d-4106...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:36:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5bf531-d3fb-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:44:05 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3813ca96-c566-4bb4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , actually he was gay so his "bride "was a male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shared
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > state
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of whom finds the the hole thing quite inconvenient
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If one eats hole wheat bread it gives one the stamina for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activities.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But for the hole experience -- ,use Swiss Cheese instead.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those holes were carved by a Swiss Army knife.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you had a slow day at the orifice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like to be near Darlene while I work and I do work at home
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this habit of being nude during the day and she likes me so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > comes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and sits near me nude and everything and one day there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to do so I had a slow day at the orifice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So that is where the screams of “Put it on --- put it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on,,,,”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually due to Putin's war crimes they had him skinned and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shirt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out of his hide so when in the future his successor will be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > riding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horseback shirtless his aide can come out and say "here ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from the waist up , Putin this on.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > To itch his (or her) own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , since the successor really liked the shirt made out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > skin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > would say "To itch his own.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I hope you did not use that old line on your girl and invite her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > your itch-ings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Contrary to the last post I'm not going bye bye .
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I asked Darlene to come up and see my etchings and she said the
> > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > best
> > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > to see etchings is while reciting the I Ching.
> > > > > > > > > > > Drawing on previous experiences???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I am a great artist but I have trouble finding canvases so one night
> > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > walking through a back alley and I experienced some wonderful
> > > > > > > > > > canvases
> > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > had been tossed out but were still perfectly usable so I took them to
> > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > artist place and I started drawing on past experiences, so to speak.
> > > > > > > > > Aisle hold my judgement till I see you “work"
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I once ran an amusement park for children and we had all these little
> > > > > > > > cars
> > > > > > > > that children could ride called kiddy cars and when we parked them at
> > > > > > > > night
> > > > > > > > they had to be exactly right , the area where we stored them over night
> > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > an aisle basically , we had to park them in this aisle , so this lady
> > > > > > > > came
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > visit our little amusement park and she was from an old game show and
> > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > name was Kitty Car Aisle.
> > > > > > > To tell the truth, I doubt it.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So basically you're asking me what's my lying?
> > > > > Usually its the politicians that I need to check the lie of the land/
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > >
> > > > As far as what politicians do Simon and Garfunkel
> > > > summed that up in their song The Boxer:
> > > >
> > > > Lie lie lie,
> > > > Lie lie lie lie lie lie,
> > > > Lie lie lie and so on.
> > > Here lies Bill son of Fred
> > > He lied alive, he now lies dead.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Here lies Professor Hyde,
> > Pickled in formaldehyde.
> At this point I would prefer to Tap the Admiral
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 28 Apr 2022 11:42 UTC

On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<46f9d3a2-21e8-4607-a90c-c3bf025a358fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:09:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<8354aa29-a61b-4f78...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:49:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<248bf148-52a0-4176...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:04:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<9a906a2a-df6b-4347...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:21:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<ab7c1a90-71e9-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:11:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<596a7219-792d-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:25:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f07f600-8510-4ed7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:52:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b57f2d7e-8817-4e89...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lol On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:24:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e183eca-eee3-4358...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:37:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<025c2481-5fa2-4fd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:35:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5ce6f6eb-1d1d-4106...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:36:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5bf531-d3fb-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:44:05 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3813ca96-c566-4bb4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , actually he was gay so his "bride "was a male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shared
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > state
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of whom finds the the hole thing quite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inconvenient
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If one eats hole wheat bread it gives one the stamina
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activities.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But for the hole experience -- ,use Swiss Cheese
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those holes were carved by a Swiss Army knife.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you had a slow day at the orifice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like to be near Darlene while I work and I do work at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > home
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this habit of being nude during the day and she likes me so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > comes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and sits near me nude and everything and one day there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to do so I had a slow day at the orifice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So that is where the screams of “Put it on --- put it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on,,,,”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually due to Putin's war crimes they had him skinned and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shirt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out of his hide so when in the future his successor will be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > riding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horseback shirtless his aide can come out and say "here ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from the waist up , Putin this on.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > To itch his (or her) own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , since the successor really liked the shirt made out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > skin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would say "To itch his own.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hope you did not use that old line on your girl and invite her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > your itch-ings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Contrary to the last post I'm not going bye bye .
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked Darlene to come up and see my etchings and she said the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to see etchings is while reciting the I Ching.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Drawing on previous experiences???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I am a great artist but I have trouble finding canvases so one
> > > > > > > > > > > night
> > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > walking through a back alley and I experienced some wonderful
> > > > > > > > > > > canvases
> > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > had been tossed out but were still perfectly usable so I took them
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > artist place and I started drawing on past experiences, so to
> > > > > > > > > > > speak.
> > > > > > > > > > Aisle hold my judgement till I see you “work"
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I once ran an amusement park for children and we had all these little
> > > > > > > > > cars
> > > > > > > > > that children could ride called kiddy cars and when we parked them at
> > > > > > > > > night
> > > > > > > > > they had to be exactly right , the area where we stored them over
> > > > > > > > > night
> > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > an aisle basically , we had to park them in this aisle , so this lady
> > > > > > > > > came
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > visit our little amusement park and she was from an old game show and
> > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > name was Kitty Car Aisle.
> > > > > > > > To tell the truth, I doubt it.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So basically you're asking me what's my lying?
> > > > > > Usually its the politicians that I need to check the lie of the land/
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > >
> > > > > As far as what politicians do Simon and Garfunkel
> > > > > summed that up in their song The Boxer:
> > > > >
> > > > > Lie lie lie,
> > > > > Lie lie lie lie lie lie,
> > > > > Lie lie lie and so on.
> > > > Here lies Bill son of Fred
> > > > He lied alive, he now lies dead.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Here lies Professor Hyde,
> > > Pickled in formaldehyde.
> > At this point I would prefer to Tap the Admiral
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I've always held you in high regard, Mike ; I've
> Admiraled you.


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