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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 27 Apr 2022 17:55 UTC

On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:07:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<384ec4de-ece8-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:45:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3e3117ee-df49-4748...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:01:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<292cca66-384c-4a51...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:18:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<8341480e-85dc-40e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:08:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5a9bc580-6682-41d7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<72048271-cfde-4325...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:48:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f9c346d2-b515-4f42...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:21:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cc7ade-643f-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<833d6e5a-2ec3-4c10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed income.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > IRS
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taxes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lyft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "lift"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Corll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber all, you blew it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does Lift and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > private chauffeur type services so you see the saying now in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Germany
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and she's so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prolific
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > almost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the entire country has had their way with her both male and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then there were the two lesbians who were having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heart-to-heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of them said "I want to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no , tonight I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you be Alice”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian ardent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's a real Tuffy I had to go to Google and see what Arden
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > came up with this:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pre-insulated pair copper coil is just about the best invention
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conditioner itself. By eliminating cutting, threading on and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sealing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insulation it can reduce your install times by as much as half.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Coil features a special polyethylene outer fi�lm that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prevents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > creasing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and helps to protect the insulation when passing the coil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dif�ficult spaces. What’s more, it provides UV resistance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > All
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > makes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil easier to install and ensures ultra long-life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > performance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil is R410A refrigerant compliant and available
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > �five
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > combinations. So when you want the job done fast, get Ardent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's hard to make a pun out of so maybe what we could say is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lesbians
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while their relationship made them an Arden pair they were both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > refrigeration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repair people so they use nothing but ardent pair coils
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So from them you will never get a straight line???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > very few people know all the variety of pears there's the pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the pecan pair there's the double pair there's the pairing pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Venus pear but when you have pears that really like each
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > strongly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you have the Ardent pear.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > How about April in Pear-is???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > in April I took Darlene to a food show where they had various
> > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrations
> > > > > > > > > > > > of kitchen aids and it was by the way in April so what we called
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > whole
> > > > > > > > > > > > thing afterwards was April in Puree.
> > > > > > > > > > > A demonstration at a food show !!! Those activist must be really
> > > > > > > > > > > hard
> > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > something to protest.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes , what they were doing is a demonstration of demonstrations.
> > > > > > > > > > they'd
> > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > a food show and they'd look at all the demonstrations and get those
> > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > demonstrate for their demonstration which of course is called a
> > > > > > > > > > meta-demonstration , Free Will Rogers came along and said "I never
> > > > > > > > > > meta
> > > > > > > > > > demonstration I didn't like.” Too bad the Ukraine invasion did not
> > > > > > > > > > happen sooner
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > So that the activists would picket and not some innocuous activity.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yeah ,you're right , just like it's too bad we haven't had a full-blown
> > > > > > > > World
> > > > > > > > War III so our soldiers could get some real fighting in before they're
> > > > > > > > vaporized.
> > > > > > > But all a war does is distract each of the services from their real
> > > > > > > enemy
> > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > each other over funding.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The very best place to practice wargames is the Bay of Funding.
> > > > > Its all fund and games till someone gets hurt.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > That's like the fellow that retained the services of a prostitute who was
> > > > into S&M so he had to fund her and play games but then he got hurt.
> > > But she did whip him into shape
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > If you're watching a sadist and a masochist interact with each other, how do
> > you know which is which? Well, the masochist pleads "Beat me, beat me" and
> > the sadist replies "No”
>
> That’s strike one against him
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 28 Apr 2022 11:40 UTC

On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c447279a-3d05-464f-8109-9774d59acfd6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:07:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<384ec4de-ece8-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:45:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3e3117ee-df49-4748...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:01:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<292cca66-384c-4a51...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:18:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<8341480e-85dc-40e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:08:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5a9bc580-6682-41d7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<72048271-cfde-4325...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:48:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f9c346d2-b515-4f42...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:21:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cc7ade-643f-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<833d6e5a-2ec3-4c10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > income.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > IRS
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taxes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lyft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "lift"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Corll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber all, you blew it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does Lift and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > private chauffeur type services so you see the saying now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Germany
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prolific
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > almost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the entire country has had their way with her both male and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then there were the two lesbians who were having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heart-to-heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of them said "I want to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no , tonight I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you be Alice”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian ardent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's a real Tuffy I had to go to Google and see what Arden
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > came up with this:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pre-insulated pair copper coil is just about the best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > invention
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conditioner itself. By eliminating cutting, threading on and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sealing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insulation it can reduce your install times by as much as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > half.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Coil features a special polyethylene outer fi�lm that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prevents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > creasing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and helps to protect the insulation when passing the coil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dif�ficult spaces. What’s more, it provides UV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > resistance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > All
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > makes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil easier to install and ensures ultra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long-life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > performance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil is R410A refrigerant compliant and available
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > �five
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > combinations. So when you want the job done fast, get Ardent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's hard to make a pun out of so maybe what we could say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lesbians
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while their relationship made them an Arden pair they were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > refrigeration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repair people so they use nothing but ardent pair coils
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So from them you will never get a straight line???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very few people know all the variety of pears there's the pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the pecan pair there's the double pair there's the pairing pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Venus pear but when you have pears that really like each
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > strongly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you have the Ardent pear.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > How about April in Pear-is???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in April I took Darlene to a food show where they had various
> > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of kitchen aids and it was by the way in April so what we called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > whole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > thing afterwards was April in Puree.
> > > > > > > > > > > > A demonstration at a food show !!! Those activist must be really
> > > > > > > > > > > > hard
> > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > something to protest.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes , what they were doing is a demonstration of demonstrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > they'd
> > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > a food show and they'd look at all the demonstrations and get those
> > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > demonstrate for their demonstration which of course is called a
> > > > > > > > > > > meta-demonstration , Free Will Rogers came along and said "I never
> > > > > > > > > > > meta
> > > > > > > > > > > demonstration I didn't like.” Too bad the Ukraine invasion did
> > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > happen sooner
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > So that the activists would picket and not some innocuous activity.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yeah ,you're right , just like it's too bad we haven't had a
> > > > > > > > > full-blown
> > > > > > > > > World
> > > > > > > > > War III so our soldiers could get some real fighting in before
> > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > vaporized.
> > > > > > > > But all a war does is distract each of the services from their real
> > > > > > > > enemy
> > > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > > each other over funding.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The very best place to practice wargames is the Bay of Funding.
> > > > > > Its all fund and games till someone gets hurt.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > That's like the fellow that retained the services of a prostitute who was
> > > > > into S&M so he had to fund her and play games but then he got hurt.
> > > > But she did whip him into shape
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > If you're watching a sadist and a masochist interact with each other, how
> > > do
> > > you know which is which? Well, the masochist pleads "Beat me, beat me" and
> > > the sadist replies "No”
> >
> > That’s strike one against him
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> So if you're the sadist and you get a Lucky Strike in you'll give the
> masochist a maximum amount of pleasure.


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On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 6:40:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c447279a-3d05-464f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:07:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<384ec4de-ece8-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:45:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<3e3117ee-df49-4748...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:01:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<292cca66-384c-4a51...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:18:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<8341480e-85dc-40e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:08:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5a9bc580-6682-41d7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<72048271-cfde-4325...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:48:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f9c346d2-b515-4f42...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:21:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cc7ade-643f-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<833d6e5a-2ec3-4c10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > income.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > IRS
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taxes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lyft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "lift"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Corll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber all, you blew it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does Lift and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > private chauffeur type services so you see the saying now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Germany
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prolific
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > almost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the entire country has had their way with her both male and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then there were the two lesbians who were having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heart-to-heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of them said "I want to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no , tonight I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you be Alice”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian ardent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's a real Tuffy I had to go to Google and see what Arden
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > came up with this:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pre-insulated pair copper coil is just about the best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > invention
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conditioner itself. By eliminating cutting, threading on and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sealing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insulation it can reduce your install times by as much as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > half.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Coil features a special polyethylene outer fi�lm that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prevents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > creasing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and helps to protect the insulation when passing the coil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dif�ficult spaces. What’s more, it provides UV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > resistance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > All
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > makes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil easier to install and ensures ultra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long-life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > performance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil is R410A refrigerant compliant and available
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > �five
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > combinations. So when you want the job done fast, get Ardent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's hard to make a pun out of so maybe what we could say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lesbians
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while their relationship made them an Arden pair they were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > refrigeration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repair people so they use nothing but ardent pair coils
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So from them you will never get a straight line???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very few people know all the variety of pears there's the pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the pecan pair there's the double pair there's the pairing pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Venus pear but when you have pears that really like each
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > strongly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you have the Ardent pear.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How about April in Pear-is???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in April I took Darlene to a food show where they had various
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of kitchen aids and it was by the way in April so what we called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > whole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing afterwards was April in Puree.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > A demonstration at a food show !!! Those activist must be really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > something to protest.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , what they were doing is a demonstration of demonstrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > they'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > a food show and they'd look at all the demonstrations and get those
> > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrate for their demonstration which of course is called a
> > > > > > > > > > > > meta-demonstration , Free Will Rogers came along and said "I never
> > > > > > > > > > > > meta
> > > > > > > > > > > > demonstration I didn't like.” Too bad the Ukraine invasion did
> > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > happen sooner
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > So that the activists would picket and not some innocuous activity.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yeah ,you're right , just like it's too bad we haven't had a
> > > > > > > > > > full-blown
> > > > > > > > > > World
> > > > > > > > > > War III so our soldiers could get some real fighting in before
> > > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > > vaporized.
> > > > > > > > > But all a war does is distract each of the services from their real
> > > > > > > > > enemy
> > > > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > > > each other over funding.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The very best place to practice wargames is the Bay of Funding.
> > > > > > > Its all fund and games till someone gets hurt.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That's like the fellow that retained the services of a prostitute who was
> > > > > > into S&M so he had to fund her and play games but then he got hurt.
> > > > > But she did whip him into shape
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > If you're watching a sadist and a masochist interact with each other, how
> > > > do
> > > > you know which is which? Well, the masochist pleads "Beat me, beat me" and
> > > > the sadist replies "No”
> > >
> > > That’s strike one against him
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > So if you're the sadist and you get a Lucky Strike in you'll give the
> > masochist a maximum amount of pleasure.
> So now you are lash-ing out at me///
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 28 Apr 2022 17:35 UTC

On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0e229b5a-8049-4746-ae4d-1d35916bf3fcn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 6:40:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c447279a-3d05-464f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:07:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<384ec4de-ece8-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:45:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<3e3117ee-df49-4748...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:01:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<292cca66-384c-4a51...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:18:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<8341480e-85dc-40e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:08:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5a9bc580-6682-41d7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<72048271-cfde-4325...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:48:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f9c346d2-b515-4f42...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:21:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cc7ade-643f-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<833d6e5a-2ec3-4c10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > income.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > IRS
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taxes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lyft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "lift"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Corll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber all, you blew it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does Lift
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > private chauffeur type services so you see the saying now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Germany
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prolific
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > almost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the entire country has had their way with her both male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then there were the two lesbians who were having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heart-to-heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of them said "I want to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tonight I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you be Alice”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian ardent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's a real Tuffy I had to go to Google and see what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Arden
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > came up with this:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pre-insulated pair copper coil is just about the best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > invention
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conditioner itself. By eliminating cutting, threading on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sealing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insulation it can reduce your install times by as much as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > half.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Coil features a special polyethylene outer fi�lm that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prevents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > creasing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and helps to protect the insulation when passing the coil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dif�ficult spaces. What’s more, it provides UV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > resistance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > All
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > makes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil easier to install and ensures ultra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long-life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > performance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil is R410A refrigerant compliant and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > available
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > �five
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > combinations. So when you want the job done fast, get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's hard to make a pun out of so maybe what we could say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lesbians
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while their relationship made them an Arden pair they were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > refrigeration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repair people so they use nothing but ardent pair coils
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So from them you will never get a straight line???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very few people know all the variety of pears there's the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the pecan pair there's the double pair there's the pairing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Venus pear but when you have pears that really like each
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > strongly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you have the Ardent pear.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How about April in Pear-is???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in April I took Darlene to a food show where they had various
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of kitchen aids and it was by the way in April so what we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing afterwards was April in Puree.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > A demonstration at a food show !!! Those activist must be really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > something to protest.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , what they were doing is a demonstration of demonstrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a food show and they'd look at all the demonstrations and get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrate for their demonstration which of course is called a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > meta-demonstration , Free Will Rogers came along and said "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > meta
> > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstration I didn't like.” Too bad the Ukraine invasion did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > happen sooner
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > So that the activists would picket and not some innocuous
> > > > > > > > > > > > activity.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yeah ,you're right , just like it's too bad we haven't had a
> > > > > > > > > > > full-blown
> > > > > > > > > > > World
> > > > > > > > > > > War III so our soldiers could get some real fighting in before
> > > > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > > > vaporized.
> > > > > > > > > > But all a war does is distract each of the services from their real
> > > > > > > > > > enemy
> > > > > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > > > > each other over funding.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The very best place to practice wargames is the Bay of Funding.
> > > > > > > > Its all fund and games till someone gets hurt.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That's like the fellow that retained the services of a prostitute who
> > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > into S&M so he had to fund her and play games but then he got hurt.
> > > > > > But she did whip him into shape
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > If you're watching a sadist and a masochist interact with each other, how
> > > > > do
> > > > > you know which is which? Well, the masochist pleads "Beat me, beat me"
> > > > > and
> > > > > the sadist replies "No”
> > > >
> > > > That’s strike one against him
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > So if you're the sadist and you get a Lucky Strike in you'll give the
> > > masochist a maximum amount of pleasure.
> > So now you are lash-ing out at me///
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No, you look prettier all gussied up with a full set of lashes , I would
> never pull any of them out.


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On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:35:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0e229b5a-8049-4746...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 6:40:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c447279a-3d05-464f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:07:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<384ec4de-ece8-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:45:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<3e3117ee-df49-4748...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:01:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<292cca66-384c-4a51...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:18:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8341480e-85dc-40e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:08:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5a9bc580-6682-41d7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<72048271-cfde-4325...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:48:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f9c346d2-b515-4f42...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:21:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cc7ade-643f-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<833d6e5a-2ec3-4c10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > income.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > IRS
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taxes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lyft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "lift"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Corll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber all, you blew it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does Lift
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > private chauffeur type services so you see the saying now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Germany
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prolific
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > almost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the entire country has had their way with her both male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then there were the two lesbians who were having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heart-to-heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of them said "I want to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tonight I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you be Alice”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian ardent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's a real Tuffy I had to go to Google and see what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Arden
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > came up with this:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pre-insulated pair copper coil is just about the best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > invention
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conditioner itself. By eliminating cutting, threading on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sealing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insulation it can reduce your install times by as much as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > half.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Coil features a special polyethylene outer fi�lm that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prevents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > creasing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and helps to protect the insulation when passing the coil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dif�ficult spaces. What’s more, it provides UV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > resistance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > All
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > makes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil easier to install and ensures ultra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long-life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > performance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil is R410A refrigerant compliant and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > available
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > �five
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > combinations. So when you want the job done fast, get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's hard to make a pun out of so maybe what we could say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lesbians
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while their relationship made them an Arden pair they were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > refrigeration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repair people so they use nothing but ardent pair coils
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So from them you will never get a straight line???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very few people know all the variety of pears there's the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the pecan pair there's the double pair there's the pairing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Venus pear but when you have pears that really like each
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > strongly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you have the Ardent pear.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How about April in Pear-is???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in April I took Darlene to a food show where they had various
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of kitchen aids and it was by the way in April so what we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing afterwards was April in Puree.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A demonstration at a food show !!! Those activist must be really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something to protest.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , what they were doing is a demonstration of demonstrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a food show and they'd look at all the demonstrations and get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrate for their demonstration which of course is called a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > meta-demonstration , Free Will Rogers came along and said "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > meta
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstration I didn't like.” Too bad the Ukraine invasion did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > happen sooner
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So that the activists would picket and not some innocuous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > activity.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah ,you're right , just like it's too bad we haven't had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > full-blown
> > > > > > > > > > > > World
> > > > > > > > > > > > War III so our soldiers could get some real fighting in before
> > > > > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > > > > vaporized.
> > > > > > > > > > > But all a war does is distract each of the services from their real
> > > > > > > > > > > enemy
> > > > > > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > > > > > each other over funding.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The very best place to practice wargames is the Bay of Funding.
> > > > > > > > > Its all fund and games till someone gets hurt.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > That's like the fellow that retained the services of a prostitute who
> > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > into S&M so he had to fund her and play games but then he got hurt.
> > > > > > > But she did whip him into shape
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > If you're watching a sadist and a masochist interact with each other, how
> > > > > > do
> > > > > > you know which is which? Well, the masochist pleads "Beat me, beat me"
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > the sadist replies "No”
> > > > >
> > > > > That’s strike one against him
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > So if you're the sadist and you get a Lucky Strike in you'll give the
> > > > masochist a maximum amount of pleasure.
> > > So now you are lash-ing out at me///
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No, you look prettier all gussied up with a full set of lashes , I would
> > never pull any of them out.
> Not even to win the Pull-itzr prize??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 29 Apr 2022 12:05 UTC

On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<59e3ddef-94b0-49a4-a84d-e20b23f6cce6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:35:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<0e229b5a-8049-4746...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 6:40:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c447279a-3d05-464f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:07:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<384ec4de-ece8-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:45:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<3e3117ee-df49-4748...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:01:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<292cca66-384c-4a51...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:18:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8341480e-85dc-40e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:08:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5a9bc580-6682-41d7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<72048271-cfde-4325...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:48:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f9c346d2-b515-4f42...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:21:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cc7ade-643f-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<833d6e5a-2ec3-4c10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > income.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > IRS
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taxes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lyft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "lift"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Corll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber all, you blew it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does Lift
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > private chauffeur type services so you see the saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Germany
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prolific
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > almost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the entire country has had their way with her both male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then there were the two lesbians who were having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heart-to-heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of them said "I want to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tonight I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you be Alice”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian ardent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's a real Tuffy I had to go to Google and see what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Arden
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > came up with this:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pre-insulated pair copper coil is just about the best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > invention
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conditioner itself. By eliminating cutting, threading on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sealing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insulation it can reduce your install times by as much as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > half.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Coil features a special polyethylene outer fi�lm that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prevents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > creasing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and helps to protect the insulation when passing the coil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dif�ficult spaces. What’s more, it provides UV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > resistance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > All
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > makes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil easier to install and ensures ultra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long-life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > performance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil is R410A refrigerant compliant and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > available
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > �five
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > combinations. So when you want the job done fast, get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's hard to make a pun out of so maybe what we could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lesbians
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while their relationship made them an Arden pair they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > refrigeration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repair people so they use nothing but ardent pair coils
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So from them you will never get a straight line???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very few people know all the variety of pears there's the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the pecan pair there's the double pair there's the pairing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Venus pear but when you have pears that really like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > each
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > strongly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you have the Ardent pear.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How about April in Pear-is???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in April I took Darlene to a food show where they had various
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of kitchen aids and it was by the way in April so what we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing afterwards was April in Puree.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A demonstration at a food show !!! Those activist must be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something to protest.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , what they were doing is a demonstration of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a food show and they'd look at all the demonstrations and get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrate for their demonstration which of course is called a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meta-demonstration , Free Will Rogers came along and said "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meta
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstration I didn't like.” Too bad the Ukraine invasion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happen sooner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So that the activists would picket and not some innocuous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > activity.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah ,you're right , just like it's too bad we haven't had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > full-blown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > World
> > > > > > > > > > > > > War III so our soldiers could get some real fighting in before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > vaporized.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But all a war does is distract each of the services from their
> > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > enemy
> > > > > > > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > > > > > > each other over funding.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > The very best place to practice wargames is the Bay of Funding.
> > > > > > > > > > Its all fund and games till someone gets hurt.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > That's like the fellow that retained the services of a prostitute who
> > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > into S&M so he had to fund her and play games but then he got hurt.
> > > > > > > > But she did whip him into shape
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > If you're watching a sadist and a masochist interact with each other,
> > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > you know which is which? Well, the masochist pleads "Beat me, beat me"
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > the sadist replies "No”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That’s strike one against him
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > So if you're the sadist and you get a Lucky Strike in you'll give the
> > > > > masochist a maximum amount of pleasure.
> > > > So now you are lash-ing out at me///
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No, you look prettier all gussied up with a full set of lashes , I would
> > > never pull any of them out.
> > Not even to win the Pull-itzr prize??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I won the Pull-Itzer prize, but I don't even know what an Itzer is????? And
> is it so big I can't just carry it?


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On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 7:05:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<59e3ddef-94b0-49a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:35:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0e229b5a-8049-4746...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 6:40:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c447279a-3d05-464f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:07:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<384ec4de-ece8-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:45:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<3e3117ee-df49-4748...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:01:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<292cca66-384c-4a51...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:18:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8341480e-85dc-40e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:08:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5a9bc580-6682-41d7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<72048271-cfde-4325...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:48:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f9c346d2-b515-4f42...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:21:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cc7ade-643f-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<833d6e5a-2ec3-4c10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > income.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > IRS
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taxes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lyft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "lift"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Corll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber all, you blew it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does Lift
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > private chauffeur type services so you see the saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Germany
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prolific
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > almost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the entire country has had their way with her both male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then there were the two lesbians who were having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heart-to-heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of them said "I want to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tonight I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you be Alice”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian ardent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's a real Tuffy I had to go to Google and see what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Arden
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > came up with this:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pre-insulated pair copper coil is just about the best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > invention
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conditioner itself. By eliminating cutting, threading on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sealing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insulation it can reduce your install times by as much as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > half.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Coil features a special polyethylene outer fi�lm that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prevents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > creasing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and helps to protect the insulation when passing the coil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dif�ficult spaces. What’s more, it provides UV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > resistance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > All
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > makes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil easier to install and ensures ultra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long-life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > performance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil is R410A refrigerant compliant and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > available
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > �five
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > combinations. So when you want the job done fast, get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's hard to make a pun out of so maybe what we could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lesbians
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while their relationship made them an Arden pair they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > refrigeration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repair people so they use nothing but ardent pair coils
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So from them you will never get a straight line???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very few people know all the variety of pears there's the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the pecan pair there's the double pair there's the pairing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Venus pear but when you have pears that really like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > each
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > strongly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you have the Ardent pear.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How about April in Pear-is???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in April I took Darlene to a food show where they had various
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of kitchen aids and it was by the way in April so what we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing afterwards was April in Puree.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A demonstration at a food show !!! Those activist must be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something to protest.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , what they were doing is a demonstration of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a food show and they'd look at all the demonstrations and get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrate for their demonstration which of course is called a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meta-demonstration , Free Will Rogers came along and said "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meta
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstration I didn't like.” Too bad the Ukraine invasion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happen sooner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So that the activists would picket and not some innocuous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activity.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah ,you're right , just like it's too bad we haven't had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > full-blown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > World
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > War III so our soldiers could get some real fighting in before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > vaporized.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But all a war does is distract each of the services from their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > enemy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > > > > > > > each other over funding.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > The very best place to practice wargames is the Bay of Funding.
> > > > > > > > > > > Its all fund and games till someone gets hurt.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > That's like the fellow that retained the services of a prostitute who
> > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > into S&M so he had to fund her and play games but then he got hurt.
> > > > > > > > > But she did whip him into shape
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > If you're watching a sadist and a masochist interact with each other,
> > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > you know which is which? Well, the masochist pleads "Beat me, beat me"
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > the sadist replies "No”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That’s strike one against him
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So if you're the sadist and you get a Lucky Strike in you'll give the
> > > > > > masochist a maximum amount of pleasure.
> > > > > So now you are lash-ing out at me///
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No, you look prettier all gussied up with a full set of lashes , I would
> > > > never pull any of them out.
> > > Not even to win the Pull-itzr prize??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I won the Pull-Itzer prize, but I don't even know what an Itzer is????? And
> > is it so big I can't just carry it?
> Just so you do not make like Carie Nation....
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 29 Apr 2022 20:00 UTC

On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235-a2e7-7f9b45d6933fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 7:05:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<59e3ddef-94b0-49a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:35:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<0e229b5a-8049-4746...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 6:40:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<c447279a-3d05-464f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:07:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<384ec4de-ece8-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:45:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e3117ee-df49-4748...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:01:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<292cca66-384c-4a51...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:18:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8341480e-85dc-40e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:08:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5a9bc580-6682-41d7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<72048271-cfde-4325...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:48:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f9c346d2-b515-4f42...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:21:52 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cc7ade-643f-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<833d6e5a-2ec3-4c10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > income.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > IRS
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taxes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lyft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "lift"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Corll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber all, you blew it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lift
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > private chauffeur type services so you see the saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Germany
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prolific
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > almost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the entire country has had their way with her both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then there were the two lesbians who were having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heart-to-heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of them said "I want to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tonight I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you be Alice”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ardent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's a real Tuffy I had to go to Google and see what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Arden
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > came up with this:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pre-insulated pair copper coil is just about the best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > invention
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conditioner itself. By eliminating cutting, threading
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sealing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insulation it can reduce your install times by as much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > half.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Coil features a special polyethylene outer fi�lm that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prevents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > creasing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and helps to protect the insulation when passing the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dif�ficult spaces. What’s more, it provides UV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > resistance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > All
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > makes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil easier to install and ensures ultra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long-life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > performance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil is R410A refrigerant compliant and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > available
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > �five
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > combinations. So when you want the job done fast, get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's hard to make a pun out of so maybe what we could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lesbians
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while their relationship made them an Arden pair they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > refrigeration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repair people so they use nothing but ardent pair coils
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So from them you will never get a straight line???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very few people know all the variety of pears there's the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the pecan pair there's the double pair there's the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pairing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Venus pear but when you have pears that really like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > each
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > strongly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you have the Ardent pear.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How about April in Pear-is???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in April I took Darlene to a food show where they had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > various
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of kitchen aids and it was by the way in April so what we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing afterwards was April in Puree.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A demonstration at a food show !!! Those activist must be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something to protest.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , what they were doing is a demonstration of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a food show and they'd look at all the demonstrations and get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrate for their demonstration which of course is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meta-demonstration , Free Will Rogers came along and said "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meta
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstration I didn't like.” Too bad the Ukraine invasion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happen sooner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So that the activists would picket and not some innocuous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activity.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah ,you're right , just like it's too bad we haven't had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > full-blown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > World
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > War III so our soldiers could get some real fighting in before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vaporized.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But all a war does is distract each of the services from their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > enemy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > each other over funding.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The very best place to practice wargames is the Bay of Funding.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Its all fund and games till someone gets hurt.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > That's like the fellow that retained the services of a prostitute
> > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > into S&M so he had to fund her and play games but then he got hurt.
> > > > > > > > > > But she did whip him into shape
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > If you're watching a sadist and a masochist interact with each other,
> > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > you know which is which? Well, the masochist pleads "Beat me, beat
> > > > > > > > > me"
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > the sadist replies "No”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > That’s strike one against him
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So if you're the sadist and you get a Lucky Strike in you'll give the
> > > > > > > masochist a maximum amount of pleasure.
> > > > > > So now you are lash-ing out at me///
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No, you look prettier all gussied up with a full set of lashes , I would
> > > > > never pull any of them out.
> > > > Not even to win the Pull-itzr prize??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I won the Pull-Itzer prize, but I don't even know what an Itzer is????? And
> > > is it so big I can't just carry it?
> > Just so you do not make like Carie Nation....
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land by Great Britain It was
> a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal technicalities of him
> accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got the paper all together and
> he had to Cary Grant out to the car.


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On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 7:05:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<59e3ddef-94b0-49a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:35:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0e229b5a-8049-4746...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 6:40:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c447279a-3d05-464f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:07:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<384ec4de-ece8-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:45:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e3117ee-df49-4748...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:01:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<292cca66-384c-4a51...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:18:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8341480e-85dc-40e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:08:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5a9bc580-6682-41d7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<72048271-cfde-4325...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:48:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f9c346d2-b515-4f42...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:21:52 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cc7ade-643f-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<833d6e5a-2ec3-4c10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > income.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > IRS
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taxes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lyft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "lift"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Corll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber all, you blew it..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lift
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > private chauffeur type services so you see the saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Germany
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prolific
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > almost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the entire country has had their way with her both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then there were the two lesbians who were having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heart-to-heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of them said "I want to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tonight I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you be Alice”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ardent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's a real Tuffy I had to go to Google and see what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Arden
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > came up with this:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pre-insulated pair copper coil is just about the best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > invention
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conditioner itself. By eliminating cutting, threading
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sealing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insulation it can reduce your install times by as much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > half.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Coil features a special polyethylene outer fi�lm that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prevents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > creasing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and helps to protect the insulation when passing the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dif�ficult spaces. What’s more, it provides UV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > resistance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > All
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > makes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil easier to install and ensures ultra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long-life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > performance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil is R410A refrigerant compliant and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > available
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > �five
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > combinations. So when you want the job done fast, get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ardent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's hard to make a pun out of so maybe what we could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lesbians
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while their relationship made them an Arden pair they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > refrigeration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repair people so they use nothing but ardent pair coils
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So from them you will never get a straight line???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very few people know all the variety of pears there's the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the pecan pair there's the double pair there's the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pairing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Venus pear but when you have pears that really like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > each
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > strongly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you have the Ardent pear.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How about April in Pear-is???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in April I took Darlene to a food show where they had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > various
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of kitchen aids and it was by the way in April so what we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing afterwards was April in Puree..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A demonstration at a food show !!! Those activist must be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something to protest.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , what they were doing is a demonstration of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a food show and they'd look at all the demonstrations and get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrate for their demonstration which of course is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meta-demonstration , Free Will Rogers came along and said "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meta
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstration I didn't like.” Too bad the Ukraine invasion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happen sooner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So that the activists would picket and not some innocuous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activity.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah ,you're right , just like it's too bad we haven't had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > full-blown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > World
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > War III so our soldiers could get some real fighting in before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vaporized.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But all a war does is distract each of the services from their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enemy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > each other over funding.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The very best place to practice wargames is the Bay of Funding.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Its all fund and games till someone gets hurt.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > That's like the fellow that retained the services of a prostitute
> > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > into S&M so he had to fund her and play games but then he got hurt.
> > > > > > > > > > > But she did whip him into shape
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > If you're watching a sadist and a masochist interact with each other,
> > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > you know which is which? Well, the masochist pleads "Beat me, beat
> > > > > > > > > > me"
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > the sadist replies "No”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > That’s strike one against him
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So if you're the sadist and you get a Lucky Strike in you'll give the
> > > > > > > > masochist a maximum amount of pleasure.
> > > > > > > So now you are lash-ing out at me///
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No, you look prettier all gussied up with a full set of lashes , I would
> > > > > > never pull any of them out.
> > > > > Not even to win the Pull-itzr prize??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I won the Pull-Itzer prize, but I don't even know what an Itzer is????? And
> > > > is it so big I can't just carry it?
> > > Just so you do not make like Carie Nation....
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land by Great Britain It was
> > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal technicalities of him
> > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got the paper all together and
> > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they auto.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 30 Apr 2022 11:43 UTC

On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land by Great Britain It
> > > was
> > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal technicalities of him
> > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got the paper all together
> > > and
> > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they auto.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well , how do we say this
> delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between himself and his car's
> tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic

Prurient speculation on your part

Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 30 Apr 2022 14:16 UTC

On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land by Great Britain It
> > > > was
> > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal technicalities of him
> > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got the paper all together
> > > > and
> > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they auto.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well , how do we say this
> > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between himself and his car's
> > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> Prurient speculation on your part
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I was just watching him mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no other activity on my part.

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On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land by Great Britain It
> > > > > was
> > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal technicalities of him
> > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got the paper all together
> > > > > and
> > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they auto.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well , how do we say this
> > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between himself and his car's
> > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > Prurient speculation on your part
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I was just watching him
> mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no other activity on my part.

If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff competition with that one

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 30 Apr 2022 21:43 UTC

look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land by Great Britain It
> > > > > > was
> > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal technicalities of him
> > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got the paper all together
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they auto..
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well , how do we say this
> > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between himself and his car's
> > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I was just watching him
> > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no other activity on my part.
> If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff competition with that one
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I heard about this orgy where there was stiff competition , and the music played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep working my way back to you, babe"

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On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351-9cc5-88738c6cf721n@googlegroups.com>):

> look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land by Great Britain
> > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal technicalities of him
> > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got the paper all
> > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they auto.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well , how do we say this
> > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between himself and his
> > > > > car's
> > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I was just watching
> > > him
> > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no other activity on my
> > > part.
> > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff competition with that one
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I heard about this orgy where there was stiff competition , and the music
> played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep working my way back to
> you, babe”
Another phallus-cy

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land by Great Britain
> > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal technicalities of him
> > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got the paper all
> > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they auto.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well , how do we say this
> > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between himself and his
> > > > > > car's
> > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I was just watching
> > > > him
> > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no other activity on my
> > > > part.
> > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff competition with that one
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff competition , and the music
> > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep working my way back to
> > you, babe”
> Another phallus-cy
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There was his fellow running around nude in our town and everyone thought he didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a crowd, pointed his midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have no penis."

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 by: Mike - Mon, 2 May 2022 08:25 UTC

On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3ab0f23f-6a1e-4558-8db7-c9b27e727cd3n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land by Great Britain
> > > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal technicalities of
> > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got the paper all
> > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they auto.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well , how do we say
> > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between himself and his
> > > > > > > car's
> > > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I was just watching
> > > > > him
> > > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no other activity on my
> > > > > part.
> > > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff competition with that one
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff competition , and the music
> > > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep working my way back to
> > > you, babe”
> > Another phallus-cy
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There was his fellow running around nude in our town and everyone thought he
> didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a crowd, pointed his
> midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have no penis.”

So now he is famous for exposing his shortcomings
(I give credit to David Niven for that one)

Michael LeVine
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Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 2 May 2022 11:57 UTC

On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:25:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3ab0f23f-6a1e-4558...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land by Great Britain
> > > > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal technicalities of
> > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got the paper all
> > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they auto.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well , how do we say
> > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between himself and his
> > > > > > > > car's
> > > > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I was just watching
> > > > > > him
> > > > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no other activity on my
> > > > > > part.
> > > > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff competition with that one
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff competition , and the music
> > > > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep working my way back to
> > > > you, babe”
> > > Another phallus-cy
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > There was his fellow running around nude in our town and everyone thought he
> > didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a crowd, pointed his
> > midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have no penis.”
>
> So now he is famous for exposing his shortcomings
> (I give credit to David Niven for that one)
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

there was this fellow who had a very strange physiological defect in that when he had sexual intercourse he could only ejaculate for 1/10 of a second 1/10 of a second mind you he really got depressed about it he went to the doctor a renowned sex therapist and Said doc I have a shortcoming.

Oh I'm sorry that's the same pun you gave ; well I can't come up with anything better

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On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7a522ad7-c418-48e6-b259-63ae775a5734n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:25:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<3ab0f23f-6a1e-4558...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land by Great
> > > > > > > > > > > Britain
> > > > > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal technicalities of
> > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got the paper all
> > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they auto.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well , how do we say
> > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between himself and his
> > > > > > > > > car's
> > > > > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I was just
> > > > > > > watching
> > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no other activity on my
> > > > > > > part.
> > > > > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff competition with that
> > > > > > one
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff competition , and the music
> > > > > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep working my way back
> > > > > to
> > > > > you, babe”
> > > > Another phallus-cy
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > There was his fellow running around nude in our town and everyone thought
> > > he
> > > didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a crowd, pointed his
> > > midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have no penis.”
> >
> > So now he is famous for exposing his shortcomings
> > (I give credit to David Niven for that one)
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> there was this fellow who had a very strange physiological defect in that
> when he had sexual intercourse he could only ejaculate for 1/10 of a second
> 1/10 of a second mind you he really got depressed about it he went to the
> doctor a renowned sex therapist and Said doc I have a shortcoming.
>
> Oh I'm sorry that's the same pun you gave ; well I can't come up with
> anything better

So you had second thoughts.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 3 May 2022 03:31 UTC

On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:20:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7a522ad7-c418-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:25:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3ab0f23f-6a1e-4558...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land by Great
> > > > > > > > > > > > Britain
> > > > > > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal technicalities of
> > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got the paper all
> > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they auto.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well , how do we say
> > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between himself and his
> > > > > > > > > > car's
> > > > > > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I was just
> > > > > > > > watching
> > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no other activity on my
> > > > > > > > part.
> > > > > > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff competition with that
> > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff competition , and the music
> > > > > > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep working my way back
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > you, babe”
> > > > > Another phallus-cy
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > There was his fellow running around nude in our town and everyone thought
> > > > he
> > > > didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a crowd, pointed his
> > > > midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have no penis.”
> > >
> > > So now he is famous for exposing his shortcomings
> > > (I give credit to David Niven for that one)
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > there was this fellow who had a very strange physiological defect in that
> > when he had sexual intercourse he could only ejaculate for 1/10 of a second
> > 1/10 of a second mind you he really got depressed about it he went to the
> > doctor a renowned sex therapist and Said doc I have a shortcoming.
> >
> > Oh I'm sorry that's the same pun you gave ; well I can't come up with
> > anything better
> So you had second thoughts.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

my brain is just beyond description as for being fast and competent and nice and hard-working and fast and nice , for most of this activity the time between synoptical transmissions and receiving's is like a trillionth of a second but sometimes like when I'm drunk my thoughts take a lot longer so in that case I have instead of just a minute fraction of a second thoughts I have second thoughts.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 3 May 2022 11:13 UTC

On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<52a0cfda-7776-4d90-a1a1-09498c164ae1n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:20:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7a522ad7-c418-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:25:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3ab0f23f-6a1e-4558...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land by Great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Britain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal technicalities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got the paper all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they auto.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well , how do we
> > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between himself and
> > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > car's
> > > > > > > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > > > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I was just
> > > > > > > > > watching
> > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no other activity on
> > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > part.
> > > > > > > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff competition with that
> > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff competition , and the
> > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep working my way
> > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > you, babe”
> > > > > > Another phallus-cy
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > There was his fellow running around nude in our town and everyone thought
> > > > > he
> > > > > didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a crowd, pointed
> > > > > his
> > > > > midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have no penis.”
> > > >
> > > > So now he is famous for exposing his shortcomings
> > > > (I give credit to David Niven for that one)
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > there was this fellow who had a very strange physiological defect in that
> > > when he had sexual intercourse he could only ejaculate for 1/10 of a second
> > > 1/10 of a second mind you he really got depressed about it he went to the
> > > doctor a renowned sex therapist and Said doc I have a shortcoming.
> > >
> > > Oh I'm sorry that's the same pun you gave ; well I can't come up with
> > > anything better
> > So you had second thoughts.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> my brain is just beyond description as for being fast and competent and nice
> and hard-working and fast and nice , for most of this activity the time
> between synoptical transmissions and receiving's is like a trillionth of a
> second but sometimes like when I'm drunk my thoughts take a lot longer so in
> that case I have instead of just a minute fraction of a second thoughts I
> have second thoughts.

Thas called a race condition --- rushing to judgement

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 3 May 2022 15:40 UTC

On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:13:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<52a0cfda-7776-4d90...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:20:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<7a522ad7-c418-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:25:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<3ab0f23f-6a1e-4558...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land by Great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Britain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal technicalities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got the paper all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they auto.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well , how do we
> > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between himself and
> > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > car's
> > > > > > > > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > > > > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I was just
> > > > > > > > > > watching
> > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no other activity on
> > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > part.
> > > > > > > > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff competition with that
> > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff competition , and the
> > > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep working my way
> > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > you, babe”
> > > > > > > Another phallus-cy
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There was his fellow running around nude in our town and everyone thought
> > > > > > he
> > > > > > didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a crowd, pointed
> > > > > > his
> > > > > > midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have no penis.”
> > > > >
> > > > > So now he is famous for exposing his shortcomings
> > > > > (I give credit to David Niven for that one)
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > there was this fellow who had a very strange physiological defect in that
> > > > when he had sexual intercourse he could only ejaculate for 1/10 of a second
> > > > 1/10 of a second mind you he really got depressed about it he went to the
> > > > doctor a renowned sex therapist and Said doc I have a shortcoming.
> > > >
> > > > Oh I'm sorry that's the same pun you gave ; well I can't come up with
> > > > anything better
> > > So you had second thoughts.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > my brain is just beyond description as for being fast and competent and nice
> > and hard-working and fast and nice , for most of this activity the time
> > between synoptical transmissions and receiving's is like a trillionth of a
> > second but sometimes like when I'm drunk my thoughts take a lot longer so in
> > that case I have instead of just a minute fraction of a second thoughts I
> > have second thoughts.
> Thas called a race condition --- rushing to judgement
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 3 May 2022 17:20 UTC

On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<72aa4fdb-6876-4a38-b30e-d76ebcd66d06n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:13:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<52a0cfda-7776-4d90...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:20:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<7a522ad7-c418-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:25:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<3ab0f23f-6a1e-4558...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land by Great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Britain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > technicalities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got the paper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they auto.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well , how do we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between himself and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > car's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I was just
> > > > > > > > > > > watching
> > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no other activity
> > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > part.
> > > > > > > > > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff competition with
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff competition , and the
> > > > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > > > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep working my way
> > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > you, babe”
> > > > > > > > Another phallus-cy
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There was his fellow running around nude in our town and everyone
> > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a crowd, pointed
> > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have no penis.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So now he is famous for exposing his shortcomings
> > > > > > (I give credit to David Niven for that one)
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > there was this fellow who had a very strange physiological defect in that
> > > > > when he had sexual intercourse he could only ejaculate for 1/10 of a
> > > > > second
> > > > > 1/10 of a second mind you he really got depressed about it he went to the
> > > > > doctor a renowned sex therapist and Said doc I have a shortcoming.
> > > > >
> > > > > Oh I'm sorry that's the same pun you gave ; well I can't come up with
> > > > > anything better
> > > > So you had second thoughts.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > my brain is just beyond description as for being fast and competent and
> > > nice
> > > and hard-working and fast and nice , for most of this activity the time
> > > between synoptical transmissions and receiving's is like a trillionth of a
> > > second but sometimes like when I'm drunk my thoughts take a lot longer so
> > > in
> > > that case I have instead of just a minute fraction of a second thoughts I
> > > have second thoughts.
> > Thas called a race condition --- rushing to judgement
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Once I burned down my neighbor's barn ; he came after me with a pitchfork .
> he said we're gonna have a rush to judgment here.


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On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<72aa4fdb-6876-4a38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:13:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<52a0cfda-7776-4d90...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:20:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7a522ad7-c418-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:25:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<3ab0f23f-6a1e-4558...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land by Great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Britain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > technicalities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got the paper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they auto.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well , how do we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between himself and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > car's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I was just
> > > > > > > > > > > > watching
> > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no other activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > part.
> > > > > > > > > > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff competition with
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff competition , and the
> > > > > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > > > > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep working my way
> > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > you, babe”
> > > > > > > > > Another phallus-cy
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There was his fellow running around nude in our town and everyone
> > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a crowd, pointed
> > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have no penis.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So now he is famous for exposing his shortcomings
> > > > > > > (I give credit to David Niven for that one)
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > there was this fellow who had a very strange physiological defect in that
> > > > > > when he had sexual intercourse he could only ejaculate for 1/10 of a
> > > > > > second
> > > > > > 1/10 of a second mind you he really got depressed about it he went to the
> > > > > > doctor a renowned sex therapist and Said doc I have a shortcoming.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Oh I'm sorry that's the same pun you gave ; well I can't come up with
> > > > > > anything better
> > > > > So you had second thoughts.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > my brain is just beyond description as for being fast and competent and
> > > > nice
> > > > and hard-working and fast and nice , for most of this activity the time
> > > > between synoptical transmissions and receiving's is like a trillionth of a
> > > > second but sometimes like when I'm drunk my thoughts take a lot longer so
> > > > in
> > > > that case I have instead of just a minute fraction of a second thoughts I
> > > > have second thoughts.
> > > Thas called a race condition --- rushing to judgement
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Once I burned down my neighbor's barn ; he came after me with a pitchfork .
> > he said we're gonna have a rush to judgment here.
> That is about the scythe of it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 4 May 2022 11:05 UTC

On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8f0fab84-0a4e-4da0-afcd-406ea1872bc6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<72aa4fdb-6876-4a38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:13:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<52a0cfda-7776-4d90...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:20:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<7a522ad7-c418-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:25:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<3ab0f23f-6a1e-4558...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land by Great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Britain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > technicalities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got the paper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they auto.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well , how do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between himself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I was just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > watching
> > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no other activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > part.
> > > > > > > > > > > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff competition with
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff competition , and the
> > > > > > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > > > > > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep working my way
> > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > you, babe”
> > > > > > > > > > Another phallus-cy
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > There was his fellow running around nude in our town and everyone
> > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a crowd,
> > > > > > > > > pointed
> > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have no penis.”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So now he is famous for exposing his shortcomings
> > > > > > > > (I give credit to David Niven for that one)
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > there was this fellow who had a very strange physiological defect in
> > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > when he had sexual intercourse he could only ejaculate for 1/10 of a
> > > > > > > second
> > > > > > > 1/10 of a second mind you he really got depressed about it he went to
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > doctor a renowned sex therapist and Said doc I have a shortcoming.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Oh I'm sorry that's the same pun you gave ; well I can't come up with
> > > > > > > anything better
> > > > > > So you had second thoughts.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > my brain is just beyond description as for being fast and competent and
> > > > > nice
> > > > > and hard-working and fast and nice , for most of this activity the time
> > > > > between synoptical transmissions and receiving's is like a trillionth of
> > > > > a
> > > > > second but sometimes like when I'm drunk my thoughts take a lot longer so
> > > > > in
> > > > > that case I have instead of just a minute fraction of a second thoughts I
> > > > > have second thoughts.
> > > > Thas called a race condition --- rushing to judgement
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Once I burned down my neighbor's barn ; he came after me with a pitchfork .
> > > he said we're gonna have a rush to judgment here.
> > That is about the scythe of it.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I am not going to be around someone like you that lisps when he tries to say
> "size.”


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 4 May 2022 12:49 UTC

On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:05:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8f0fab84-0a4e-4da0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<72aa4fdb-6876-4a38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:13:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<52a0cfda-7776-4d90...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:20:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7a522ad7-c418-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:25:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<3ab0f23f-6a1e-4558...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land by Great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Britain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > technicalities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got the paper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they auto.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well , how do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between himself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I was just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > watching
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no other activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > part.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff competition with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff competition , and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > > > > > > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep working my way
> > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > you, babe”
> > > > > > > > > > > Another phallus-cy
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > There was his fellow running around nude in our town and everyone
> > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a crowd,
> > > > > > > > > > pointed
> > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have no penis.”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > So now he is famous for exposing his shortcomings
> > > > > > > > > (I give credit to David Niven for that one)
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > there was this fellow who had a very strange physiological defect in
> > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > when he had sexual intercourse he could only ejaculate for 1/10 of a
> > > > > > > > second
> > > > > > > > 1/10 of a second mind you he really got depressed about it he went to
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > doctor a renowned sex therapist and Said doc I have a shortcoming.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Oh I'm sorry that's the same pun you gave ; well I can't come up with
> > > > > > > > anything better
> > > > > > > So you had second thoughts.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > my brain is just beyond description as for being fast and competent and
> > > > > > nice
> > > > > > and hard-working and fast and nice , for most of this activity the time
> > > > > > between synoptical transmissions and receiving's is like a trillionth of
> > > > > > a
> > > > > > second but sometimes like when I'm drunk my thoughts take a lot longer so
> > > > > > in
> > > > > > that case I have instead of just a minute fraction of a second thoughts I
> > > > > > have second thoughts.
> > > > > Thas called a race condition --- rushing to judgement
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Once I burned down my neighbor's barn ; he came after me with a pitchfork .
> > > > he said we're gonna have a rush to judgment here.
> > > That is about the scythe of it.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I am not going to be around someone like you that lisps when he tries to say
> > "size.”
>
> Your not wanting to speaks volumes about how a comparison would turn out
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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