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 by: Mike - Sat, 30 Apr 2022 11:46 UTC

On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd-aa08-ee9d5bb11613n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > >
> > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > >
> > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
>
> "I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead.”

If he actually waits that long he is not following the prime
rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want

Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
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Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 30 Apr 2022 14:14 UTC

On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > >
> > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > >
> > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> >
> > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead.”
>
> If he actually waits that long he is not following the prime
> rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over use the name Darlene too much, gives the public what they want, but they have to pay.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 30 Apr 2022 18:58 UTC

On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > >
> > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > >
> > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > >
> > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead.”
> >
> > If he actually waits that long he is not following the prime
> > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over use the name Darlene too
> much, gives the public what they want, but they have to pay.

The true fee-male

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 30 Apr 2022 21:39 UTC

On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > >
> > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead.”
> > >
> > > If he actually waits that long he is not following the prime
> > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over use the name Darlene too
> > much, gives the public what they want, but they have to pay.
> The true fee-male
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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 by: Mike - Sun, 1 May 2022 13:48 UTC

On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c-8f2a-67b7acdc4761n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > >
> > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead.”
> > > >
> > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following the prime
> > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over use the name Darlene
> > > too
> > > much, gives the public what they want, but they have to pay.
> > The true fee-male
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the guys too at least if
> they're gay.

But they never try and get the straight facts

Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 1 May 2022 20:57 UTC

On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:49:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead.”
> > > > >
> > > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following the prime
> > > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over use the name Darlene
> > > > too
> > > > much, gives the public what they want, but they have to pay.
> > > The true fee-male
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the guys too at least if
> > they're gay.
> But they never try and get the straight facts
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering me gay sex because he told me "let's get something straight between us."

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 by: Mike - Mon, 2 May 2022 08:26 UTC

On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<27461e30-7c93-443a-944c-e353bf3dc761n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:49:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following the prime
> > > > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over use the name Darlene
> > > > > too
> > > > > much, gives the public what they want, but they have to pay.
> > > > The true fee-male
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the guys too at least if
> > > they're gay.
> > But they never try and get the straight facts
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering me gay sex because he
> told me "let's get something straight between us.”

Do you really want to take a pole on this one???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 2 May 2022 11:51 UTC

On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:26:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<27461e30-7c93-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:49:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following the prime
> > > > > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over use the name Darlene
> > > > > > too
> > > > > > much, gives the public what they want, but they have to pay.
> > > > > The true fee-male
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the guys too at least if
> > > > they're gay.
> > > But they never try and get the straight facts
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering me gay sex because he
> > told me "let's get something straight between us.”
>
> Do you really want to take a pole on this one???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

On our wedding night I discovered that Darlene was not a virgin this really upset me she said in her defence "oh honey, I ruptured it sliding down a pole when I was 15 " and I told her " yeah it could've been a Pole or a Serbian or a Romanian or a Russian or a Yugoslavian or a Serbian or…………"

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 by: Mike - Mon, 2 May 2022 18:21 UTC

On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<426f287b-42a9-4cda-86b0-515ee5997638n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:26:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<27461e30-7c93-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:49:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead.”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following the prime
> > > > > > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over use the name
> > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > much, gives the public what they want, but they have to pay.
> > > > > > The true fee-male
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the guys too at least
> > > > > if
> > > > > they're gay.
> > > > But they never try and get the straight facts
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering me gay sex because
> > > he
> > > told me "let's get something straight between us.”
> >
> > Do you really want to take a pole on this one???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> On our wedding night I discovered that Darlene was not a virgin this really
> upset me she said in her defence "oh honey, I ruptured it sliding down a pole
> when I was 15 " and I told her " yeah it could've been a Pole or a Serbian or
> a Romanian or a Russian or a Yugoslavian or a Serbian or…………”
Did she greece it???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 3 May 2022 03:26 UTC

On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:21:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<426f287b-42a9-4cda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:26:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<27461e30-7c93-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:49:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead.”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following the prime
> > > > > > > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over use the name
> > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > much, gives the public what they want, but they have to pay..
> > > > > > > The true fee-male
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the guys too at least
> > > > > > if
> > > > > > they're gay.
> > > > > But they never try and get the straight facts
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering me gay sex because
> > > > he
> > > > told me "let's get something straight between us.”
> > >
> > > Do you really want to take a pole on this one???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > On our wedding night I discovered that Darlene was not a virgin this really
> > upset me she said in her defence "oh honey, I ruptured it sliding down a pole
> > when I was 15 " and I told her " yeah it could've been a Pole or a Serbian or
> > a Romanian or a Russian or a Yugoslavian or a Serbian or…………”
> Did she greece it???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Here's a very important international political question:

If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear , would Greece help?

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 by: Mike - Tue, 3 May 2022 11:14 UTC

On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5b71e428-fd9a-4a5e-8f5a-492a2f85d430n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:21:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<426f287b-42a9-4cda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:26:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<27461e30-7c93-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:49:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead.”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following the prime
> > > > > > > > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over use the name
> > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > much, gives the public what they want, but they have to pay.
> > > > > > > > The true fee-male
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the guys too at least
> > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > they're gay.
> > > > > > But they never try and get the straight facts
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering me gay sex because
> > > > > he
> > > > > told me "let's get something straight between us.”
> > > >
> > > > Do you really want to take a pole on this one???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > On our wedding night I discovered that Darlene was not a virgin this really
> > > upset me she said in her defence "oh honey, I ruptured it sliding down a
> > > pole
> > > when I was 15 " and I told her " yeah it could've been a Pole or a Serbian
> > > or
> > > a Romanian or a Russian or a Yugoslavian or a Serbian or…………”
> > Did she greece it???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Here's a very important international political question:
>
> If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear , would Greece help?

And would they need help to Finnish the job??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 3 May 2022 15:30 UTC

On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5b71e428-fd9a-4a5e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:21:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<426f287b-42a9-4cda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:26:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<27461e30-7c93-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:49:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead.”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following the prime
> > > > > > > > > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over use the name
> > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > much, gives the public what they want, but they have to pay.
> > > > > > > > > The true fee-male
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the guys too at least
> > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > they're gay.
> > > > > > > But they never try and get the straight facts
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering me gay sex because
> > > > > > he
> > > > > > told me "let's get something straight between us.”
> > > > >
> > > > > Do you really want to take a pole on this one???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > On our wedding night I discovered that Darlene was not a virgin this really
> > > > upset me she said in her defence "oh honey, I ruptured it sliding down a
> > > > pole
> > > > when I was 15 " and I told her " yeah it could've been a Pole or a Serbian
> > > > or
> > > > a Romanian or a Russian or a Yugoslavian or a Serbian or…………”
> > > Did she greece it???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Here's a very important international political question:
> >
> > If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear , would Greece help?
> And would they need help to Finnish the job??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

One of those Middle Easterners made me so mad I got furious so Iraqed him , then Iran.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 3 May 2022 17:21 UTC

On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5b71e428-fd9a-4a5e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:21:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<426f287b-42a9-4cda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:26:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<27461e30-7c93-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:49:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead.”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following the prime
> > > > > > > > > > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over use the name
> > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > much, gives the public what they want, but they have to pay.
> > > > > > > > > > The true fee-male
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the guys too at
> > > > > > > > > least
> > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > they're gay.
> > > > > > > > But they never try and get the straight facts
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering me gay sex
> > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > told me "let's get something straight between us.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Do you really want to take a pole on this one???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > On our wedding night I discovered that Darlene was not a virgin this
> > > > > really
> > > > > upset me she said in her defence "oh honey, I ruptured it sliding down a
> > > > > pole
> > > > > when I was 15 " and I told her " yeah it could've been a Pole or a
> > > > > Serbian
> > > > > or
> > > > > a Romanian or a Russian or a Yugoslavian or a Serbian or…………”
> > > > Did she greece it???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Here's a very important international political question:
> > >
> > > If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear , would Greece help?
> > And would they need help to Finnish the job??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> One of those Middle Easterners made me so mad I got furious so Iraqed him ,
> then Iran.

I do not want to bahrain on your parade (that’s a lie, actually I do love
doing it)

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 3 May 2022 22:20 UTC

On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:21:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c24ca951-702a-4f73...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5b71e428-fd9a-4a5e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:21:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<426f287b-42a9-4cda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:26:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<27461e30-7c93-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:49:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following the prime
> > > > > > > > > > > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over use the name
> > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > much, gives the public what they want, but they have to pay.
> > > > > > > > > > > The true fee-male
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the guys too at
> > > > > > > > > > least
> > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > they're gay.
> > > > > > > > > But they never try and get the straight facts
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering me gay sex
> > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > told me "let's get something straight between us.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Do you really want to take a pole on this one???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > On our wedding night I discovered that Darlene was not a virgin this
> > > > > > really
> > > > > > upset me she said in her defence "oh honey, I ruptured it sliding down a
> > > > > > pole
> > > > > > when I was 15 " and I told her " yeah it could've been a Pole or a
> > > > > > Serbian
> > > > > > or
> > > > > > a Romanian or a Russian or a Yugoslavian or a Serbian or…………”
> > > > > Did she greece it???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Here's a very important international political question:
> > > >
> > > > If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear , would Greece help?
> > > And would they need help to Finnish the job??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > One of those Middle Easterners made me so mad I got furious so Iraqed him ,
> > then Iran.
> I do not want to bahrain on your parade (that’s a lie, actually I do love
> doing it)
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 4 May 2022 11:05 UTC

On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<70943d7e-6590-44b5-822d-759a22333e09n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:21:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c24ca951-702a-4f73...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5b71e428-fd9a-4a5e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:21:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<426f287b-42a9-4cda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:26:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<27461e30-7c93-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:49:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following the prime
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over use the name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > much, gives the public what they want, but they have to pay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > The true fee-male
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the guys too at
> > > > > > > > > > > least
> > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > they're gay.
> > > > > > > > > > But they never try and get the straight facts
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering me gay sex
> > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > told me "let's get something straight between us.”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Do you really want to take a pole on this one???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > On our wedding night I discovered that Darlene was not a virgin this
> > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > upset me she said in her defence "oh honey, I ruptured it sliding down
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > pole
> > > > > > > when I was 15 " and I told her " yeah it could've been a Pole or a
> > > > > > > Serbian
> > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > a Romanian or a Russian or a Yugoslavian or a Serbian or…………”
> > > > > > Did she greece it???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Here's a very important international political question:
> > > > >
> > > > > If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear , would Greece help?
> > > > And would they need help to Finnish the job??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > One of those Middle Easterners made me so mad I got furious so Iraqed him ,
> > > then Iran.
> > I do not want to bahrain on your parade (that’s a lie, actually I do love
> > doing it)
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> As you know there is no kind of special rain for sheep , as you say a
> bah-rain.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 4 May 2022 12:46 UTC

On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:06:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<70943d7e-6590-44b5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:21:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c24ca951-702a-4f73...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5b71e428-fd9a-4a5e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:21:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<426f287b-42a9-4cda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:26:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<27461e30-7c93-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:49:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following the prime
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over use the name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > much, gives the public what they want, but they have to pay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The true fee-male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the guys too at
> > > > > > > > > > > > least
> > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > they're gay.
> > > > > > > > > > > But they never try and get the straight facts
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering me gay sex
> > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > told me "let's get something straight between us.”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Do you really want to take a pole on this one???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > On our wedding night I discovered that Darlene was not a virgin this
> > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > upset me she said in her defence "oh honey, I ruptured it sliding down
> > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > pole
> > > > > > > > when I was 15 " and I told her " yeah it could've been a Pole or a
> > > > > > > > Serbian
> > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > a Romanian or a Russian or a Yugoslavian or a Serbian or…………”
> > > > > > > Did she greece it???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Here's a very important international political question:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear , would Greece help?
> > > > > And would they need help to Finnish the job??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > One of those Middle Easterners made me so mad I got furious so Iraqed him ,
> > > > then Iran.
> > > I do not want to bahrain on your parade (that’s a lie, actually I do love
> > > doing it)
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > As you know there is no kind of special rain for sheep , as you say a
> > bah-rain.
> You mist the point
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f63ec854-8e53-4159-abc9-a62ef9cd8af8n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:06:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<70943d7e-6590-44b5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:21:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c24ca951-702a-4f73...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5b71e428-fd9a-4a5e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:21:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<426f287b-42a9-4cda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:26:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<27461e30-7c93-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:49:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following the prime
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over use the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much, gives the public what they want, but they have to pay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The true fee-male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the guys too at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > least
> > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they're gay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But they never try and get the straight facts
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering me gay sex
> > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > told me "let's get something straight between us.”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Do you really want to take a pole on this one???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > On our wedding night I discovered that Darlene was not a virgin this
> > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > upset me she said in her defence "oh honey, I ruptured it sliding
> > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > pole
> > > > > > > > > when I was 15 " and I told her " yeah it could've been a Pole or a
> > > > > > > > > Serbian
> > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > a Romanian or a Russian or a Yugoslavian or a Serbian
> > > > > > > > > or…………”
> > > > > > > > Did she greece it???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Here's a very important international political question:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear , would Greece help?
> > > > > > And would they need help to Finnish the job??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > One of those Middle Easterners made me so mad I got furious so Iraqed
> > > > > him ,
> > > > > then Iran.
> > > > I do not want to bahrain on your parade (that’s a lie, actually I do
> > > > love
> > > > doing it)
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > As you know there is no kind of special rain for sheep , as you say a
> > > bah-rain.
> > You mist the point
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Hail to thee oh Great Mike, Master of the Pun.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 4 May 2022 19:30 UTC

On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f63ec854-8e53-4159...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:06:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<70943d7e-6590-44b5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:21:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c24ca951-702a-4f73...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5b71e428-fd9a-4a5e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:21:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<426f287b-42a9-4cda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:26:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<27461e30-7c93-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:49:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following the prime
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over use the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much, gives the public what they want, but they have to pay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The true fee-male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the guys too at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > least
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're gay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But they never try and get the straight facts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering me gay sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > told me "let's get something straight between us.”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Do you really want to take a pole on this one???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > On our wedding night I discovered that Darlene was not a virgin this
> > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > upset me she said in her defence "oh honey, I ruptured it sliding
> > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > pole
> > > > > > > > > > when I was 15 " and I told her " yeah it could've been a Pole or a
> > > > > > > > > > Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > a Romanian or a Russian or a Yugoslavian or a Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > or…………”
> > > > > > > > > Did she greece it???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Here's a very important international political question:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear , would Greece help?
> > > > > > > And would they need help to Finnish the job??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > One of those Middle Easterners made me so mad I got furious so Iraqed
> > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > then Iran.
> > > > > I do not want to bahrain on your parade (that’s a lie, actually I do
> > > > > love
> > > > > doing it)
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > As you know there is no kind of special rain for sheep , as you say a
> > > > bah-rain.
> > > You mist the point
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Hail to thee oh Great Mike, Master of the Pun.
> You are just saying that out of spate.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 4 May 2022 20:14 UTC

On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a1474777-321d-4898-9f7a-c755c6bc5086n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f63ec854-8e53-4159...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:06:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<70943d7e-6590-44b5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:21:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<c24ca951-702a-4f73...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5b71e428-fd9a-4a5e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:21:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<426f287b-42a9-4cda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:26:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<27461e30-7c93-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:49:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following the prime
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over use the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much, gives the public what they want, but they have to pay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The true fee-male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the guys too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > least
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're gay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But they never try and get the straight facts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering me gay sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > told me "let's get something straight between us.”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Do you really want to take a pole on this one???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > On our wedding night I discovered that Darlene was not a virgin
> > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > upset me she said in her defence "oh honey, I ruptured it sliding
> > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > pole
> > > > > > > > > > > when I was 15 " and I told her " yeah it could've been a Pole or a
> > > > > > > > > > > Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > a Romanian or a Russian or a Yugoslavian or a Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > > or…………”
> > > > > > > > > > Did she greece it???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Here's a very important international political question:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear , would Greece help?
> > > > > > > > And would they need help to Finnish the job??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > One of those Middle Easterners made me so mad I got furious so Iraqed
> > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > then Iran.
> > > > > > I do not want to bahrain on your parade (that’s a lie, actually I do
> > > > > > love
> > > > > > doing it)
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > As you know there is no kind of special rain for sheep , as you say a
> > > > > bah-rain.
> > > > You mist the point
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Hail to thee oh Great Mike, Master of the Pun.
> > You are just saying that out of spate.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> "Spate" is the past tense of "spit", right? For example , "yesterday I spate
> at that person because he made me mad.”


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 5 May 2022 01:22 UTC

On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:15:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a1474777-321d-4898...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f63ec854-8e53-4159...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:06:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<70943d7e-6590-44b5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:21:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c24ca951-702a-4f73...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5b71e428-fd9a-4a5e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:21:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<426f287b-42a9-4cda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:26:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<27461e30-7c93-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:49:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following the prime
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over use the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much, gives the public what they want, but they have to pay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The true fee-male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the guys too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > least
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're gay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But they never try and get the straight facts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering me gay sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > told me "let's get something straight between us.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you really want to take a pole on this one???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > On our wedding night I discovered that Darlene was not a virgin
> > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > upset me she said in her defence "oh honey, I ruptured it sliding
> > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > pole
> > > > > > > > > > > > when I was 15 " and I told her " yeah it could've been a Pole or a
> > > > > > > > > > > > Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > a Romanian or a Russian or a Yugoslavian or a Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > > > or…………”
> > > > > > > > > > > Did she greece it???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Here's a very important international political question:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear , would Greece help?
> > > > > > > > > And would they need help to Finnish the job??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > One of those Middle Easterners made me so mad I got furious so Iraqed
> > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > then Iran.
> > > > > > > I do not want to bahrain on your parade (that’s a lie, actually I do
> > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > doing it)
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > As you know there is no kind of special rain for sheep , as you say a
> > > > > > bah-rain.
> > > > > You mist the point
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Hail to thee oh Great Mike, Master of the Pun.
> > > You are just saying that out of spate.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > "Spate" is the past tense of "spit", right? For example , "yesterday I spate
> > at that person because he made me mad.”
>
> And you then hit him with a guided muzzle??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 5 May 2022 14:29 UTC

On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<592e8891-0d2b-4a57-89a8-f2338833b7c8n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:15:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a1474777-321d-4898...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<f63ec854-8e53-4159...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:06:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<70943d7e-6590-44b5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:21:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<c24ca951-702a-4f73...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b71e428-fd9a-4a5e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:21:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<426f287b-42a9-4cda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:26:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<27461e30-7c93-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:49:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prime
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much, gives the public what they want, but they have to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The true fee-male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > least
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're gay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But they never try and get the straight facts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering me gay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told me "let's get something straight between us.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you really want to take a pole on this one???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On our wedding night I discovered that Darlene was not a virgin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > upset me she said in her defence "oh honey, I ruptured it sliding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was 15 " and I told her " yeah it could've been a Pole or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a Romanian or a Russian or a Yugoslavian or a Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > or…………”
> > > > > > > > > > > > Did she greece it???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Here's a very important international political question:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear , would Greece help?
> > > > > > > > > > And would they need help to Finnish the job??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > One of those Middle Easterners made me so mad I got furious so Iraqed
> > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > then Iran.
> > > > > > > > I do not want to bahrain on your parade (that’s a lie, actually I do
> > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > doing it)
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > As you know there is no kind of special rain for sheep , as you say a
> > > > > > > bah-rain.
> > > > > > You mist the point
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Hail to thee oh Great Mike, Master of the Pun.
> > > > You are just saying that out of spate.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > "Spate" is the past tense of "spit", right? For example , "yesterday I
> > > spate
> > > at that person because he made me mad.”
> >
> > And you then hit him with a guided muzzle??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes it was a guided muzzle see I have a seeing eye dog and I told him go over
> and bite that guy , you'll need some guidance : 3 foot forward and 2 feet to
> the left:


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 5 May 2022 16:07 UTC

On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:29:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<592e8891-0d2b-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:15:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a1474777-321d-4898...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<f63ec854-8e53-4159...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:06:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<70943d7e-6590-44b5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:21:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<c24ca951-702a-4f73...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b71e428-fd9a-4a5e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:21:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<426f287b-42a9-4cda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:26:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<27461e30-7c93-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:49:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prime
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much, gives the public what they want, but they have to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The true fee-male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > least
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're gay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But they never try and get the straight facts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering me gay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told me "let's get something straight between us.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you really want to take a pole on this one???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On our wedding night I discovered that Darlene was not a virgin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > upset me she said in her defence "oh honey, I ruptured it sliding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was 15 " and I told her " yeah it could've been a Pole or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a Romanian or a Russian or a Yugoslavian or a Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > or…………”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Did she greece it???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a very important international political question:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear , would Greece help?
> > > > > > > > > > > And would they need help to Finnish the job??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > One of those Middle Easterners made me so mad I got furious so Iraqed
> > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > then Iran.
> > > > > > > > > I do not want to bahrain on your parade (that’s a lie, actually I do
> > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > doing it)
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > As you know there is no kind of special rain for sheep , as you say a
> > > > > > > > bah-rain.
> > > > > > > You mist the point
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Hail to thee oh Great Mike, Master of the Pun.
> > > > > You are just saying that out of spate.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > "Spate" is the past tense of "spit", right? For example , "yesterday I
> > > > spate
> > > > at that person because he made me mad.”
> > >
> > > And you then hit him with a guided muzzle??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes it was a guided muzzle see I have a seeing eye dog and I told him go over
> > and bite that guy , you'll need some guidance : 3 foot forward and 2 feet to
> > the left:
> And then you step in it
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 5 May 2022 17:35 UTC

On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<16a0a2f2-015e-4675-a87c-ca655144f819n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:29:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<592e8891-0d2b-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:15:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a1474777-321d-4898...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<f63ec854-8e53-4159...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:06:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<70943d7e-6590-44b5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:21:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c24ca951-702a-4f73...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b71e428-fd9a-4a5e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:21:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<426f287b-42a9-4cda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:26:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<27461e30-7c93-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:49:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prime
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much, gives the public what they want, but they have to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The true fee-male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > least
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're gay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But they never try and get the straight facts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering me gay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told me "let's get something straight between us.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you really want to take a pole on this one???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On our wedding night I discovered that Darlene was not a virgin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > upset me she said in her defence "oh honey, I ruptured it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sliding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was 15 " and I told her " yeah it could've been a Pole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a Romanian or a Russian or a Yugoslavian or a Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or…………”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did she greece it???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a very important international political question:
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear , would Greece help?
> > > > > > > > > > > > And would they need help to Finnish the job??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > One of those Middle Easterners made me so mad I got furious so
> > > > > > > > > > > Iraqed
> > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > then Iran.
> > > > > > > > > > I do not want to bahrain on your parade (that’s a lie, actually I
> > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > doing it)
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > As you know there is no kind of special rain for sheep , as you say a
> > > > > > > > > bah-rain.
> > > > > > > > You mist the point
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Hail to thee oh Great Mike, Master of the Pun.
> > > > > > You are just saying that out of spate.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > "Spate" is the past tense of "spit", right? For example , "yesterday I
> > > > > spate
> > > > > at that person because he made me mad.”
> > > >
> > > > And you then hit him with a guided muzzle??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes it was a guided muzzle see I have a seeing eye dog and I told him go
> > > over
> > > and bite that guy , you'll need some guidance : 3 foot forward and 2 feet
> > > to
> > > the left:
> > And then you step in it
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> yes I did step in it what happened was I stepped in it and then I was walking
> away and I looked back and realized that I could use it for my garden so I
> had my dog with me so I told my dog that stuff back there that I Steppin
> Fetchit.


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On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:35:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<16a0a2f2-015e-4675...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:29:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<592e8891-0d2b-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:15:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a1474777-321d-4898...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<f63ec854-8e53-4159...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:06:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<70943d7e-6590-44b5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:21:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c24ca951-702a-4f73...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b71e428-fd9a-4a5e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:21:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<426f287b-42a9-4cda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:26:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<27461e30-7c93-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:49:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prime
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much, gives the public what they want, but they have to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The true fee-male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > least
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're gay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But they never try and get the straight facts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering me gay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told me "let's get something straight between us.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you really want to take a pole on this one???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On our wedding night I discovered that Darlene was not a virgin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > upset me she said in her defence "oh honey, I ruptured it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sliding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was 15 " and I told her " yeah it could've been a Pole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a Romanian or a Russian or a Yugoslavian or a Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or…………”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did she greece it???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a very important international political question:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear , would Greece help?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And would they need help to Finnish the job??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > One of those Middle Easterners made me so mad I got furious so
> > > > > > > > > > > > Iraqed
> > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > then Iran.
> > > > > > > > > > > I do not want to bahrain on your parade (that’s a lie, actually I
> > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > doing it)
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > As you know there is no kind of special rain for sheep , as you say a
> > > > > > > > > > bah-rain.
> > > > > > > > > You mist the point
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Hail to thee oh Great Mike, Master of the Pun.
> > > > > > > You are just saying that out of spate.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Spate" is the past tense of "spit", right? For example , "yesterday I
> > > > > > spate
> > > > > > at that person because he made me mad.”
> > > > >
> > > > > And you then hit him with a guided muzzle??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes it was a guided muzzle see I have a seeing eye dog and I told him go
> > > > over
> > > > and bite that guy , you'll need some guidance : 3 foot forward and 2 feet
> > > > to
> > > > the left:
> > > And then you step in it
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > yes I did step in it what happened was I stepped in it and then I was walking
> > away and I looked back and realized that I could use it for my garden so I
> > had my dog with me so I told my dog that stuff back there that I Steppin
> > Fetchit.
> Letting him dance around the topic
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 6 May 2022 07:50 UTC

On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a88903c1-daad-4d7a-bc31-5588b285191dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:35:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<16a0a2f2-015e-4675...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:29:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<592e8891-0d2b-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:15:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a1474777-321d-4898...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<f63ec854-8e53-4159...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:06:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<70943d7e-6590-44b5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:21:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c24ca951-702a-4f73...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b71e428-fd9a-4a5e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:21:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<426f287b-42a9-4cda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:26:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<27461e30-7c93-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:49:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dead.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prime
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much, gives the public what they want, but they have to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The true fee-male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > least
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're gay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But they never try and get the straight facts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told me "let's get something straight between us.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you really want to take a pole on this one???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On our wedding night I discovered that Darlene was not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > virgin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > upset me she said in her defence "oh honey, I ruptured it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sliding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was 15 " and I told her " yeah it could've been a Pole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a Romanian or a Russian or a Yugoslavian or a Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or…………”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did she greece it???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a very important international political question:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear , would Greece help?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And would they need help to Finnish the job??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > One of those Middle Easterners made me so mad I got furious so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraqed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > then Iran.
> > > > > > > > > > > > I do not want to bahrain on your parade (that’s a lie, actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > doing it)
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > As you know there is no kind of special rain for sheep , as you
> > > > > > > > > > > say a
> > > > > > > > > > > bah-rain.
> > > > > > > > > > You mist the point
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Hail to thee oh Great Mike, Master of the Pun.
> > > > > > > > You are just saying that out of spate.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Spate" is the past tense of "spit", right? For example , "yesterday I
> > > > > > > spate
> > > > > > > at that person because he made me mad.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And you then hit him with a guided muzzle??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes it was a guided muzzle see I have a seeing eye dog and I told him go
> > > > > over
> > > > > and bite that guy , you'll need some guidance : 3 foot forward and 2 feet
> > > > > to
> > > > > the left:
> > > > And then you step in it
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > yes I did step in it what happened was I stepped in it and then I was
> > > walking
> > > away and I looked back and realized that I could use it for my garden so I
> > > had my dog with me so I told my dog that stuff back there that I Steppin
> > > Fetchit.
> > Letting him dance around the topic
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Well when my dog was stepping back to fetch it it had a sudden heart attack
> and it went through a danse macabre.


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