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On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in downtown Victoria ,went by
> > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of the ground floor yeah
> > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > They consider a real pane.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I had this plane it was made completely out of glass kind of like wonder
> > woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass it was my pane plane.
> But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
> and got a pane in his stomach.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I won't tell you what she was doing.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 30 Apr 2022 18:59 UTC

On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa-9fb4-393f1d0e339fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in downtown Victoria ,went by
> > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of the ground floor yeah
> > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I had this plane it was made completely out of glass kind of like wonder
> > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass it was my pane plane.
> > But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
> > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I won't tell you what she
> was doing.

Just so she did not bite

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 30 Apr 2022 21:37 UTC

On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in downtown Victoria ,went by
> > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of the ground floor yeah
> > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of glass kind of like wonder
> > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass it was my pane plane.
> > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
> > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I won't tell you what she
> > was doing.
> Just so she did not bite
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy with me as beneficiary but she did not bite .

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 by: Mike - Sun, 1 May 2022 13:50 UTC

On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027-bd78-d9bc7022bd57n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in downtown Victoria ,went
> > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of the ground floor yeah
> > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of glass kind of like wonder
> > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass it was my pane
> > > > > plane.
> > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
> > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I won't tell you what
> > > she
> > > was doing.
> > Just so she did not bite
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy with me as beneficiary
> but she did not bite .

She knew about the exclusion clause that they would pay if the insured died
laughing.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 1 May 2022 20:54 UTC

On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in downtown Victoria ,went
> > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of the ground floor yeah
> > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of glass kind of like wonder
> > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass it was my pane
> > > > > > plane.
> > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
> > > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I won't tell you what
> > > > she
> > > > was doing.
> > > Just so she did not bite
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy with me as beneficiary
> > but she did not bite .
> She knew about the exclusion clause that they would pay if the insured died
> laughing.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine humor coming from me being the worlds foremost comedian.

However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa because he does have an exclusion clause.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 2 May 2022 08:27 UTC

On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<85d87940-f337-4e87-88cb-6dbeb336da1en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in downtown Victoria
> > > > > > > > > ,went
> > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of the ground floor
> > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of glass kind of like
> > > > > > > wonder
> > > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass it was my pane
> > > > > > > plane.
> > > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
> > > > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I won't tell you what
> > > > > she
> > > > > was doing.
> > > > Just so she did not bite
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy with me as beneficiary
> > > but she did not bite .
> > She knew about the exclusion clause that they would pay if the insured died
> > laughing.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine humor coming from me
> being the worlds foremost comedian.

Not that is your best joke ever.
>
>
> However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa because he does have an
> exclusion clause.

But every one knows there is no such thing as a sanity clause

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:27:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
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> (in article<85d87940-f337-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in downtown Victoria
> > > > > > > > > > ,went
> > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of the ground floor
> > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of glass kind of like
> > > > > > > > wonder
> > > > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass it was my pane
> > > > > > > > plane.
> > > > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
> > > > > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I won't tell you what
> > > > > > she
> > > > > > was doing.
> > > > > Just so she did not bite
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy with me as beneficiary
> > > > but she did not bite .
> > > She knew about the exclusion clause that they would pay if the insured died
> > > laughing.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine humor coming from me
> > being the worlds foremost comedian.
> Not that is your best joke ever.
> >
> >
> > However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa because he does have an
> > exclusion clause.
> But every one knows there is no such thing as a sanity clause
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Guy goes to his insurance agent he says "I want a policy which protects my house against hail, hurricanes, and volcanoes. I want clauses for all those things. oh yes , I remember I need a clause against sandstorms. Can you write one of those"? And the insurance agent said "no, I'm afraid there is no Sandy Claus".

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On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<283dd03c-7d17-4a4c-af5e-082f33c25c67n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:27:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<85d87940-f337-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in downtown Victoria
> > > > > > > > > > > ,went
> > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of the ground floor
> > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of glass kind of like
> > > > > > > > > wonder
> > > > > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass it was my pane
> > > > > > > > > plane.
> > > > > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
> > > > > > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I won't tell you
> > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > was doing.
> > > > > > Just so she did not bite
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy with me as
> > > > > beneficiary
> > > > > but she did not bite .
> > > > She knew about the exclusion clause that they would pay if the insured
> > > > died
> > > > laughing.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine humor coming from
> > > me
> > > being the worlds foremost comedian.
> > Not that is your best joke ever.
> > >
> > >
> > > However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa because he does have an
> > > exclusion clause.
> > But every one knows there is no such thing as a sanity clause
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Guy goes to his insurance agent he says "I want a policy which protects my
> house against hail, hurricanes, and volcanoes. I want clauses for all those
> things. oh yes , I remember I need a clause against sandstorms. Can you write
> one of those"? And the insurance agent said "no, I'm afraid there is no Sandy
> Claus”.

They dune him wrong

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<283dd03c-7d17-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:27:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<85d87940-f337-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in downtown Victoria
> > > > > > > > > > > > ,went
> > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of the ground floor
> > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of glass kind of like
> > > > > > > > > > wonder
> > > > > > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass it was my pane
> > > > > > > > > > plane.
> > > > > > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
> > > > > > > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I won't tell you
> > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > was doing.
> > > > > > > Just so she did not bite
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy with me as
> > > > > > beneficiary
> > > > > > but she did not bite .
> > > > > She knew about the exclusion clause that they would pay if the insured
> > > > > died
> > > > > laughing.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine humor coming from
> > > > me
> > > > being the worlds foremost comedian.
> > > Not that is your best joke ever.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa because he does have an
> > > > exclusion clause.
> > > But every one knows there is no such thing as a sanity clause
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Guy goes to his insurance agent he says "I want a policy which protects my
> > house against hail, hurricanes, and volcanoes. I want clauses for all those
> > things. oh yes , I remember I need a clause against sandstorms. Can you write
> > one of those"? And the insurance agent said "no, I'm afraid there is no Sandy
> > Claus”.
> They dune him wrong
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

One of my favorite comic strips is Dune es bery.

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On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<283dd03c-7d17-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:27:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<85d87940-f337-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in downtown Victoria
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ,went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of the ground floor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of glass kind of like
> > > > > > > > > > > wonder
> > > > > > > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass it was my pane
> > > > > > > > > > > plane.
> > > > > > > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
> > > > > > > > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I won't tell you
> > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > was doing.
> > > > > > > > Just so she did not bite
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy with me as
> > > > > > > beneficiary
> > > > > > > but she did not bite .
> > > > > > She knew about the exclusion clause that they would pay if the insured
> > > > > > died
> > > > > > laughing.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine humor coming from
> > > > > me
> > > > > being the worlds foremost comedian.
> > > > Not that is your best joke ever.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa because he does have an
> > > > > exclusion clause.
> > > > But every one knows there is no such thing as a sanity clause
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Guy goes to his insurance agent he says "I want a policy which protects my
> > > house against hail, hurricanes, and volcanoes. I want clauses for all those
> > > things. oh yes , I remember I need a clause against sandstorms. Can you
> > > write
> > > one of those"? And the insurance agent said "no, I'm afraid there is no
> > > Sandy
> > > Claus”.
> > They dune him wrong
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> One of my favorite comic strips is Dune es bery.

Shore it is

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 3 May 2022 15:22 UTC

On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:15:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1c49c9b5-4726-4f99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<283dd03c-7d17-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:27:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<85d87940-f337-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in downtown Victoria
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of the ground floor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of glass kind of like
> > > > > > > > > > > > wonder
> > > > > > > > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass it was my pane
> > > > > > > > > > > > plane.
> > > > > > > > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
> > > > > > > > > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I won't tell you
> > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > was doing.
> > > > > > > > > Just so she did not bite
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy with me as
> > > > > > > > beneficiary
> > > > > > > > but she did not bite .
> > > > > > > She knew about the exclusion clause that they would pay if the insured
> > > > > > > died
> > > > > > > laughing.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine humor coming from
> > > > > > me
> > > > > > being the worlds foremost comedian.
> > > > > Not that is your best joke ever.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa because he does have an
> > > > > > exclusion clause.
> > > > > But every one knows there is no such thing as a sanity clause
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Guy goes to his insurance agent he says "I want a policy which protects my
> > > > house against hail, hurricanes, and volcanoes. I want clauses for all those
> > > > things. oh yes , I remember I need a clause against sandstorms. Can you
> > > > write
> > > > one of those"? And the insurance agent said "no, I'm afraid there is no
> > > > Sandy
> > > > Claus”.
> > > They dune him wrong
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > One of my favorite comic strips is Dune es bery.
> Shore it is
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

My girlfriend Darlene sells seashells by the seashore. That's when she's not out hooking. Big fisher woman she is.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 3 May 2022 17:25 UTC

On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:15:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<1c49c9b5-4726-4f99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<283dd03c-7d17-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:27:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<85d87940-f337-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in downtown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of the ground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of glass kind of like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wonder
> > > > > > > > > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass it was my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > plane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
> > > > > > > > > > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I won't tell you
> > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > was doing.
> > > > > > > > > > Just so she did not bite
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy with me as
> > > > > > > > > beneficiary
> > > > > > > > > but she did not bite .
> > > > > > > > She knew about the exclusion clause that they would pay if the insured
> > > > > > > > died
> > > > > > > > laughing.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine humor coming
> > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > being the worlds foremost comedian.
> > > > > > Not that is your best joke ever.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa because he does have
> > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > exclusion clause.
> > > > > > But every one knows there is no such thing as a sanity clause
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Guy goes to his insurance agent he says "I want a policy which protects
> > > > > my
> > > > > house against hail, hurricanes, and volcanoes. I want clauses for all
> > > > > those
> > > > > things. oh yes , I remember I need a clause against sandstorms. Can you
> > > > > write
> > > > > one of those"? And the insurance agent said "no, I'm afraid there is no
> > > > > Sandy
> > > > > Claus”.
> > > > They dune him wrong
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > One of my favorite comic strips is Dune es bery.
> > Shore it is
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> My girlfriend Darlene sells seashells by the seashore. That's when she's not
> out hooking. Big fisher woman she is.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 3 May 2022 22:18 UTC

lol On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:25:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<946c0912-e34d-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:15:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<1c49c9b5-4726-4f99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<283dd03c-7d17-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:27:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<85d87940-f337-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in downtown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of the ground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of glass kind of like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonder
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass it was my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > plane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I won't tell you
> > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > was doing.
> > > > > > > > > > > Just so she did not bite
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy with me as
> > > > > > > > > > beneficiary
> > > > > > > > > > but she did not bite .
> > > > > > > > > She knew about the exclusion clause that they would pay if the insured
> > > > > > > > > died
> > > > > > > > > laughing.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine humor coming
> > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > being the worlds foremost comedian.
> > > > > > > Not that is your best joke ever.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa because he does have
> > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > exclusion clause.
> > > > > > > But every one knows there is no such thing as a sanity clause
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Guy goes to his insurance agent he says "I want a policy which protects
> > > > > > my
> > > > > > house against hail, hurricanes, and volcanoes. I want clauses for all
> > > > > > those
> > > > > > things. oh yes , I remember I need a clause against sandstorms. Can you
> > > > > > write
> > > > > > one of those"? And the insurance agent said "no, I'm afraid there is no
> > > > > > Sandy
> > > > > > Claus”.
> > > > > They dune him wrong
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > One of my favorite comic strips is Dune es bery.
> > > Shore it is
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > My girlfriend Darlene sells seashells by the seashore. That's when she's not
> > out hooking. Big fisher woman she is.
> Wrong routine --- that should have been your sister Sue selling seashells by
> the seashore but you are not Sy.,..
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9s8U0O0XPE&t=33s
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 4 May 2022 11:08 UTC

On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<61cce207-d3c2-494d-890d-a05ae3b4236bn@googlegroups.com>):

> lol On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:25:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<946c0912-e34d-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:15:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<1c49c9b5-4726-4f99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<283dd03c-7d17-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:27:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<85d87940-f337-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in downtown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of the ground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of glass kind of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonder
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass it was my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I won't tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was doing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Just so she did not bite
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy with me as
> > > > > > > > > > > beneficiary
> > > > > > > > > > > but she did not bite .
> > > > > > > > > > She knew about the exclusion clause that they would pay if the
> > > > > > > > > > insured
> > > > > > > > > > died
> > > > > > > > > > laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine humor coming
> > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > being the worlds foremost comedian.
> > > > > > > > Not that is your best joke ever.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa because he does have
> > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > exclusion clause.
> > > > > > > > But every one knows there is no such thing as a sanity clause
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Guy goes to his insurance agent he says "I want a policy which protects
> > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > house against hail, hurricanes, and volcanoes. I want clauses for all
> > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > things. oh yes , I remember I need a clause against sandstorms. Can you
> > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > one of those"? And the insurance agent said "no, I'm afraid there is no
> > > > > > > Sandy
> > > > > > > Claus”.
> > > > > > They dune him wrong
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > One of my favorite comic strips is Dune es bery.
> > > > Shore it is
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > My girlfriend Darlene sells seashells by the seashore. That's when she's
> > > not
> > > out hooking. Big fisher woman she is.
> > Wrong routine --- that should have been your sister Sue selling seashells by
> > the seashore but you are not Sy.,..
> >
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9s8U0O0XPE&t=33s
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> My girlfriend Darlene was never sued for selling seashells by the seashore
> because they're public domain.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 4 May 2022 12:43 UTC

On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:09:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<61cce207-d3c2-494d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > lol On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:25:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<946c0912-e34d-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:15:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<1c49c9b5-4726-4f99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<283dd03c-7d17-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:27:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<85d87940-f337-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in downtown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of the ground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of glass kind of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonder
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass it was my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I won't tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was doing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so she did not bite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy with me as
> > > > > > > > > > > > beneficiary
> > > > > > > > > > > > but she did not bite .
> > > > > > > > > > > She knew about the exclusion clause that they would pay if the
> > > > > > > > > > > insured
> > > > > > > > > > > died
> > > > > > > > > > > laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine humor coming
> > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > being the worlds foremost comedian.
> > > > > > > > > Not that is your best joke ever.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa because he does have
> > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > exclusion clause.
> > > > > > > > > But every one knows there is no such thing as a sanity clause
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Guy goes to his insurance agent he says "I want a policy which protects
> > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > house against hail, hurricanes, and volcanoes. I want clauses for all
> > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > things. oh yes , I remember I need a clause against sandstorms. Can you
> > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > one of those"? And the insurance agent said "no, I'm afraid there is no
> > > > > > > > Sandy
> > > > > > > > Claus”.
> > > > > > > They dune him wrong
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > One of my favorite comic strips is Dune es bery.
> > > > > Shore it is
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > My girlfriend Darlene sells seashells by the seashore. That's when she's
> > > > not
> > > > out hooking. Big fisher woman she is.
> > > Wrong routine --- that should have been your sister Sue selling seashells by
> > > the seashore but you are not Sy.,..
> > >
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9s8U0O0XPE&t=33s
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > My girlfriend Darlene was never sued for selling seashells by the seashore
> > because they're public domain.
> That is being rather shellfish of you.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 4 May 2022 16:34 UTC

On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<85299a4a-7daa-4b53-8b46-fc72856fb61fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:09:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<61cce207-d3c2-494d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > lol On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:25:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<946c0912-e34d-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:15:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<1c49c9b5-4726-4f99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<283dd03c-7d17-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:27:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<85d87940-f337-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in downtown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of the ground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of glass kind of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonder
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I won't tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was doing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so she did not bite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy with me as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > beneficiary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > but she did not bite .
> > > > > > > > > > > > She knew about the exclusion clause that they would pay if the
> > > > > > > > > > > > insured
> > > > > > > > > > > > died
> > > > > > > > > > > > laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine humor
> > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > being the worlds foremost comedian.
> > > > > > > > > > Not that is your best joke ever.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa because he does
> > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > exclusion clause.
> > > > > > > > > > But every one knows there is no such thing as a sanity clause
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Guy goes to his insurance agent he says "I want a policy which
> > > > > > > > > protects
> > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > house against hail, hurricanes, and volcanoes. I want clauses for all
> > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > things. oh yes , I remember I need a clause against sandstorms. Can
> > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > one of those"? And the insurance agent said "no, I'm afraid there is
> > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > Sandy
> > > > > > > > > Claus”.
> > > > > > > > They dune him wrong
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > One of my favorite comic strips is Dune es bery.
> > > > > > Shore it is
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > My girlfriend Darlene sells seashells by the seashore. That's when she's
> > > > > not
> > > > > out hooking. Big fisher woman she is.
> > > > Wrong routine --- that should have been your sister Sue selling seashells
> > > > by
> > > > the seashore but you are not Sy.,..
> > > >
> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9s8U0O0XPE&t=33s
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > My girlfriend Darlene was never sued for selling seashells by the seashore
> > > because they're public domain.
> > That is being rather shellfish of you.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Why do you crab all the time?


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On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<85299a4a-7daa-4b53...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:09:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<61cce207-d3c2-494d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > lol On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:25:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<946c0912-e34d-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:15:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<1c49c9b5-4726-4f99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<283dd03c-7d17-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:27:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85d87940-f337-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in downtown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of the ground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of glass kind of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonder
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I won't tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was doing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so she did not bite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy with me as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > beneficiary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > but she did not bite .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > She knew about the exclusion clause that they would pay if the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > insured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > died
> > > > > > > > > > > > > laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine humor
> > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > being the worlds foremost comedian.
> > > > > > > > > > > Not that is your best joke ever.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa because he does
> > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > exclusion clause.
> > > > > > > > > > > But every one knows there is no such thing as a sanity clause
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Guy goes to his insurance agent he says "I want a policy which
> > > > > > > > > > protects
> > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > house against hail, hurricanes, and volcanoes. I want clauses for all
> > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > things. oh yes , I remember I need a clause against sandstorms. Can
> > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > one of those"? And the insurance agent said "no, I'm afraid there is
> > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > Sandy
> > > > > > > > > > Claus”.
> > > > > > > > > They dune him wrong
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > One of my favorite comic strips is Dune es bery.
> > > > > > > Shore it is
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com


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 by: Mike - Wed, 4 May 2022 20:16 UTC

On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9b8edb74-b78e-45db-94bd-99da6b150d78n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<85299a4a-7daa-4b53...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:09:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<61cce207-d3c2-494d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > lol On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:25:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<946c0912-e34d-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:15:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<1c49c9b5-4726-4f99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<283dd03c-7d17-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:27:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85d87940-f337-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in downtown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of glass kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonder
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was doing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so she did not bite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy with me as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beneficiary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but she did not bite .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > She knew about the exclusion clause that they would pay if the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > insured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > died
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine humor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > being the worlds foremost comedian.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Not that is your best joke ever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa because he does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > exclusion clause.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But every one knows there is no such thing as a sanity clause
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Guy goes to his insurance agent he says "I want a policy which
> > > > > > > > > > > protects
> > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > house against hail, hurricanes, and volcanoes. I want clauses for
> > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > things. oh yes , I remember I need a clause against sandstorms. Can
> > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > one of those"? And the insurance agent said "no, I'm afraid there
> > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > Sandy
> > > > > > > > > > > Claus”.
> > > > > > > > > > They dune him wrong
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > One of my favorite comic strips is Dune es bery.
> > > > > > > > Shore it is
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
>
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > My girlfriend Darlene sells seashells by the seashore. That's when
> > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > out hooking. Big fisher woman she is.
> > > > > > Wrong routine --- that should have been your sister Sue selling
> > > > > > seashells
> > > > > > by
> > > > > > the seashore but you are not Sy.,..
> > > > > >
> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9s8U0O0XPE&t=33s
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > My girlfriend Darlene was never sued for selling seashells by the
> > > > > seashore
> > > > > because they're public domain.
> > > > That is being rather shellfish of you.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Why do you crab all the time?
> > Just awaiting your next clam-it.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I will only clam up when they pry my words from my cold , dead mouth.


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Subject: Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 5 May 2022 01:18 UTC

On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:16:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9b8edb74-b78e-45db...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<85299a4a-7daa-4b53...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:09:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<61cce207-d3c2-494d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > lol On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:25:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<946c0912-e34d-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:15:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<1c49c9b5-4726-4f99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<283dd03c-7d17-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:27:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85d87940-f337-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in downtown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of glass kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonder
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was doing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so she did not bite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy with me as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beneficiary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but she did not bite .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She knew about the exclusion clause that they would pay if the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > died
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine humor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > being the worlds foremost comedian.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Not that is your best joke ever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa because he does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > exclusion clause.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But every one knows there is no such thing as a sanity clause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Guy goes to his insurance agent he says "I want a policy which
> > > > > > > > > > > > protects
> > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > house against hail, hurricanes, and volcanoes. I want clauses for
> > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > things. oh yes , I remember I need a clause against sandstorms. Can
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > one of those"? And the insurance agent said "no, I'm afraid there
> > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > Sandy
> > > > > > > > > > > > Claus”.
> > > > > > > > > > > They dune him wrong
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite comic strips is Dune es bery.
> > > > > > > > > Shore it is
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > My girlfriend Darlene sells seashells by the seashore. That's when
> > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > out hooking. Big fisher woman she is.
> > > > > > > Wrong routine --- that should have been your sister Sue selling
> > > > > > > seashells
> > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > the seashore but you are not Sy.,..
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9s8U0O0XPE&t=33s
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > My girlfriend Darlene was never sued for selling seashells by the
> > > > > > seashore
> > > > > > because they're public domain.
> > > > > That is being rather shellfish of you.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Why do you crab all the time?
> > > Just awaiting your next clam-it.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I will only clam up when they pry my words from my cold , dead mouth.
> I have the mussel need to do the job,
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 5 May 2022 14:31 UTC

On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4eb436e5-ceca-4c38-9bb9-c6d75c001710n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:16:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9b8edb74-b78e-45db...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<85299a4a-7daa-4b53...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:09:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<61cce207-d3c2-494d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > lol On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:25:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<946c0912-e34d-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:15:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c49c9b5-4726-4f99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<283dd03c-7d17-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:27:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85d87940-f337-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in downtown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of glass kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonder
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was doing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so she did not bite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy with me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beneficiary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but she did not bite .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She knew about the exclusion clause that they would pay if the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > died
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine humor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being the worlds foremost comedian.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not that is your best joke ever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa because he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exclusion clause.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But every one knows there is no such thing as a sanity clause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Guy goes to his insurance agent he says "I want a policy which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > protects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > house against hail, hurricanes, and volcanoes. I want clauses for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > things. oh yes , I remember I need a clause against sandstorms.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > one of those"? And the insurance agent said "no, I'm afraid there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Sandy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Claus”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > They dune him wrong
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite comic strips is Dune es bery.
> > > > > > > > > > Shore it is
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > My girlfriend Darlene sells seashells by the seashore. That's when
> > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > out hooking. Big fisher woman she is.
> > > > > > > > Wrong routine --- that should have been your sister Sue selling
> > > > > > > > seashells
> > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > the seashore but you are not Sy.,..
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9s8U0O0XPE&t=33s
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > My girlfriend Darlene was never sued for selling seashells by the
> > > > > > > seashore
> > > > > > > because they're public domain.
> > > > > > That is being rather shellfish of you.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Why do you crab all the time?
> > > > Just awaiting your next clam-it.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I will only clam up when they pry my words from my cold , dead mouth.
> > I have the mussel need to do the job,
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I Oyster belt you for that one.


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On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:31:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4eb436e5-ceca-4c38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:16:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9b8edb74-b78e-45db...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<85299a4a-7daa-4b53...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:09:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<61cce207-d3c2-494d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > lol On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:25:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<946c0912-e34d-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:15:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c49c9b5-4726-4f99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<283dd03c-7d17-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:27:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85d87940-f337-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in downtown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of glass kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonder
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was doing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so she did not bite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy with me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beneficiary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but she did not bite .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She knew about the exclusion clause that they would pay if the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > died
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine humor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being the worlds foremost comedian.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not that is your best joke ever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa because he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exclusion clause.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But every one knows there is no such thing as a sanity clause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Guy goes to his insurance agent he says "I want a policy which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > protects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > house against hail, hurricanes, and volcanoes. I want clauses for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > things. oh yes , I remember I need a clause against sandstorms.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > one of those"? And the insurance agent said "no, I'm afraid there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sandy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Claus”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > They dune him wrong
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite comic strips is Dune es bery.
> > > > > > > > > > > Shore it is
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > My girlfriend Darlene sells seashells by the seashore. That's when
> > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > out hooking. Big fisher woman she is.
> > > > > > > > > Wrong routine --- that should have been your sister Sue selling
> > > > > > > > > seashells
> > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > the seashore but you are not Sy.,..
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9s8U0O0XPE&t=33s
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > My girlfriend Darlene was never sued for selling seashells by the
> > > > > > > > seashore
> > > > > > > > because they're public domain.
> > > > > > > That is being rather shellfish of you.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Why do you crab all the time?
> > > > > Just awaiting your next clam-it.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I will only clam up when they pry my words from my cold , dead mouth.
> > > I have the mussel need to do the job,
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I Oyster belt you for that one.
> I am supposed to wait for a pearl of wisdom from you???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 5 May 2022 17:37 UTC

On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d0d55944-1a63-45d4-bb7c-599cb43a7f1fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:31:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4eb436e5-ceca-4c38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:16:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9b8edb74-b78e-45db...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<85299a4a-7daa-4b53...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:09:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<61cce207-d3c2-494d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > lol On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:25:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<946c0912-e34d-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:15:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c49c9b5-4726-4f99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<283dd03c-7d17-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:27:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85d87940-f337-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > downtown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of glass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonder
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was doing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so she did not bite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beneficiary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but she did not bite .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She knew about the exclusion clause that they would pay if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > died
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine humor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being the worlds foremost comedian.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not that is your best joke ever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa because he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exclusion clause.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But every one knows there is no such thing as a sanity clause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Guy goes to his insurance agent he says "I want a policy which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house against hail, hurricanes, and volcanoes. I want clauses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things. oh yes , I remember I need a clause against sandstorms.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one of those"? And the insurance agent said "no, I'm afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sandy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Claus”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > They dune him wrong
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite comic strips is Dune es bery.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Shore it is
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > My girlfriend Darlene sells seashells by the seashore. That's when
> > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > out hooking. Big fisher woman she is.
> > > > > > > > > > Wrong routine --- that should have been your sister Sue selling
> > > > > > > > > > seashells
> > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > the seashore but you are not Sy.,..
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9s8U0O0XPE&t=33s
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > My girlfriend Darlene was never sued for selling seashells by the
> > > > > > > > > seashore
> > > > > > > > > because they're public domain.
> > > > > > > > That is being rather shellfish of you.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Why do you crab all the time?
> > > > > > Just awaiting your next clam-it.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I will only clam up when they pry my words from my cold , dead mouth.
> > > > I have the mussel need to do the job,
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I Oyster belt you for that one.
> > I am supposed to wait for a pearl of wisdom from you???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No no Minnie Pearl on the Grand Ole Opry was no genius ; she never even took
> the price tag off her hat.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 6 May 2022 01:13 UTC

On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:37:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d0d55944-1a63-45d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:31:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4eb436e5-ceca-4c38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:16:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9b8edb74-b78e-45db...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<85299a4a-7daa-4b53...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:09:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<61cce207-d3c2-494d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > lol On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:25:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<946c0912-e34d-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:15:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c49c9b5-4726-4f99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<283dd03c-7d17-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:27:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85d87940-f337-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > downtown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They consider a real pane..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of glass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonder
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and got a pane in his stomach..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was doing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so she did not bite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beneficiary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but she did not bite .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She knew about the exclusion clause that they would pay if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > died
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine humor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being the worlds foremost comedian.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not that is your best joke ever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa because he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exclusion clause.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But every one knows there is no such thing as a sanity clause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Guy goes to his insurance agent he says "I want a policy which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house against hail, hurricanes, and volcanoes. I want clauses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things. oh yes , I remember I need a clause against sandstorms.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one of those"? And the insurance agent said "no, I'm afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sandy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Claus”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They dune him wrong
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite comic strips is Dune es bery..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Shore it is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > My girlfriend Darlene sells seashells by the seashore. That's when
> > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > out hooking. Big fisher woman she is.
> > > > > > > > > > > Wrong routine --- that should have been your sister Sue selling
> > > > > > > > > > > seashells
> > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > the seashore but you are not Sy.,..
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9s8U0O0XPE&t=33s
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > My girlfriend Darlene was never sued for selling seashells by the
> > > > > > > > > > seashore
> > > > > > > > > > because they're public domain.
> > > > > > > > > That is being rather shellfish of you.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Why do you crab all the time?
> > > > > > > Just awaiting your next clam-it.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I will only clam up when they pry my words from my cold , dead mouth.
> > > > > I have the mussel need to do the job,
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I Oyster belt you for that one.
> > > I am supposed to wait for a pearl of wisdom from you???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No no Minnie Pearl on the Grand Ole Opry was no genius ; she never even took
> > the price tag off her hat.
> But she is more cultured that you.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 6 May 2022 07:52 UTC

On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6689f9b8-27fe-408c-a936-c920c83fa143n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:37:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d0d55944-1a63-45d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:31:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4eb436e5-ceca-4c38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:16:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<9b8edb74-b78e-45db...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<85299a4a-7daa-4b53...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:09:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<61cce207-d3c2-494d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > lol On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:25:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<946c0912-e34d-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:15:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c49c9b5-4726-4f99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<283dd03c-7d17-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:27:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85d87940-f337-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > downtown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of glass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonder
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was doing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so she did not bite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beneficiary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but she did not bite .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She knew about the exclusion clause that they would pay if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > died
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > humor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being the worlds foremost comedian.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not that is your best joke ever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa because he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exclusion clause.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But every one knows there is no such thing as a sanity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Guy goes to his insurance agent he says "I want a policy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house against hail, hurricanes, and volcanoes. I want clauses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things. oh yes , I remember I need a clause against
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sandstorms.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one of those"? And the insurance agent said "no, I'm afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sandy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Claus”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They dune him wrong
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite comic strips is Dune es bery.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shore it is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > My girlfriend Darlene sells seashells by the seashore. That's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > out hooking. Big fisher woman she is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Wrong routine --- that should have been your sister Sue selling
> > > > > > > > > > > > seashells
> > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > the seashore but you are not Sy.,..
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9s8U0O0XPE&t=33s
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > My girlfriend Darlene was never sued for selling seashells by the
> > > > > > > > > > > seashore
> > > > > > > > > > > because they're public domain.
> > > > > > > > > > That is being rather shellfish of you.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Why do you crab all the time?
> > > > > > > > Just awaiting your next clam-it.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I will only clam up when they pry my words from my cold , dead mouth.
> > > > > > I have the mussel need to do the job,
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I Oyster belt you for that one.
> > > > I am supposed to wait for a pearl of wisdom from you???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No no Minnie Pearl on the Grand Ole Opry was no genius ; she never even
> > > took
> > > the price tag off her hat.
> > But she is more cultured that you.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I'm more cultured than cultured marble.


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On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 2:52:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6689f9b8-27fe-408c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:37:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d0d55944-1a63-45d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:31:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4eb436e5-ceca-4c38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:16:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<9b8edb74-b78e-45db...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<85299a4a-7daa-4b53...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:09:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<61cce207-d3c2-494d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > lol On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:25:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<946c0912-e34d-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:15:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c49c9b5-4726-4f99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<283dd03c-7d17-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:27:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85d87940-f337-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > downtown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of glass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonder
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was doing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so she did not bite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beneficiary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but she did not bite .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She knew about the exclusion clause that they would pay if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > died
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > humor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being the worlds foremost comedian.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not that is your best joke ever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa because he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exclusion clause.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But every one knows there is no such thing as a sanity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Guy goes to his insurance agent he says "I want a policy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house against hail, hurricanes, and volcanoes. I want clauses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things. oh yes , I remember I need a clause against
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sandstorms.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one of those"? And the insurance agent said "no, I'm afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sandy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Claus”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They dune him wrong
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite comic strips is Dune es bery.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shore it is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > My girlfriend Darlene sells seashells by the seashore. That's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > out hooking. Big fisher woman she is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Wrong routine --- that should have been your sister Sue selling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > seashells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the seashore but you are not Sy.,..
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9s8U0O0XPE&t=33s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > My girlfriend Darlene was never sued for selling seashells by the
> > > > > > > > > > > > seashore
> > > > > > > > > > > > because they're public domain.
> > > > > > > > > > > That is being rather shellfish of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Why do you crab all the time?
> > > > > > > > > Just awaiting your next clam-it.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I will only clam up when they pry my words from my cold , dead mouth.
> > > > > > > I have the mussel need to do the job,
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I Oyster belt you for that one.
> > > > > I am supposed to wait for a pearl of wisdom from you???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No no Minnie Pearl on the Grand Ole Opry was no genius ; she never even
> > > > took
> > > > the price tag off her hat.
> > > But she is more cultured that you.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I'm more cultured than cultured marble.
> But using them, leaves you glassy eyed
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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