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 by: radioacti...@gmail.c - Sun, 10 Apr 2022 16:49 UTC

Had this fictively occurred on The Simpsons, in the aftermath some defense attorney might have moved for summary judicial dismissal on the grounds of "boys will be boys".

In real life, this late 16-year-old will now never be able to enjoy the debaucheries of Spring Break mayhem here in The Sunshine State. And two of his pals, rather than earning cameos in the next "Jackarse" sequel, are instead wearing jailhouse stripes.

BRYAN STYBLE/Florida
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10703983/Florida-teen-killed-friends-took-turns-shooting-wearing-bulletproof-vests.html

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 by: radioacti...@gmail.c - Sun, 10 Apr 2022 16:51 UTC

alt-obits poster's ERROR:

Headline should have read "Inadvertently".

Obviously, I trust.

STYBLE/Florida

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 by: radioacti...@gmail.c - Sun, 10 Apr 2022 17:14 UTC

Y'KNOW...while I steadfastly and unalterably stand foursquare against wishing death on ANYONE--including the many people we all regularly read about who clearly deserve it--a certain thought HAS occurred to me.

It is that, should the sad fate that fell upon this late 16-year-old Floridian kid INSTEAD happened way back when (while Johnny Knoxville was videotaping his now-legendary unsolicited MTV audition tape executing the same stunt these teens were recklessly attempting while, unlike these idiots, avoiding self-execution), that we might have been spared the ENTIRE still-burgeoning "Jackarse" subcult !

And while the WAY-more-skilled stuntman Knoxville HAS emerged over the years in the infotainment media not only as a wacky daredevil with an engaging wit--and even a fairly-skilled actor here and there onscreen to boot!--one NONETHELESS WONDERS: would not our speedily-devolving culture have been BETTER OFF all along had MTV viewers and cinemagoers been spared all of the copycat stupidity that the despite-it-all-still-kicking Knoxville's ever-popular franchise has engendered?

STYBLE/Florida

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 by: radioacti...@gmail.c - Sun, 10 Apr 2022 19:37 UTC

A CURIOUS, EVEN SERENDIPITOUS, QUIRK IN THE LANGUAGE:

Upon afterthought, whilst out jogging in the Sunshine State solar radiation, I wondered if my earlier "advertently shoots" original headline typo wasn't in fact on the mark in a sense. After all, the northern-central Florida kid WAS trying to shoot his late pal, if only harmlessly. These the death was certainly inadvertent, but the shooting wasn't.

I thought I'd, uh, inadvertently coined a new word! But rather than making my way back home and getting on the phone pronto to Springfield, Mass, headquarters of for-my-money-hands-down source authority* re the language Merriam-Webster, I instead just paged to the As up front in M-W's big red book. And it turns out that not only is advertent IN there, but dates to the 17th Century and has among its definitions "giving attention" ! Perhaps not surprising, as it is etymologically related to advertisement.

Now, inasmuch as these Florida teens** were presumably going to post their dangerous mischief online, it would seem that the unlucky one now facing manslaughter charges did INDEED "advertently" shoot his even-more-unfortunate friend.

STYBLE/Florida
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* A two-word phrase you may recall various '60s TV quiz show announcers employing.
** So refreshing that for ONCE that well-worn media euphemism refers to WHITE youths!

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 by: radioacti...@gmail.c - Sun, 10 Apr 2022 19:46 UTC

That "These" shoulda been "Thus"; my thanks again to auto-incorrect.

More important, how long will it be before the family of the dead kid sues the manufacturer of the not-so-bulletproof vest (presuming the fatal shot pierced it; maybe just bad aim?).

STYBLE/Florida

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 by: Louis Epstein - Mon, 11 Apr 2022 00:26 UTC

radioacti...@gmail.com <radioactiveseattle@gmail.com> wrote:
> A CURIOUS, EVEN SERENDIPITOUS, QUIRK IN THE LANGUAGE:
>
> Upon afterthought, whilst out jogging in the Sunshine State solar radiation, I wondered if my earlier "advertently shoots" original headline typo wasn't in fact on the mark in a sense. After all, the northern-central Florida kid WAS trying to shoot his late pal, if only harmlessly. These the death was certainly inadvertent, but the shooting wasn't.
>
> I thought I'd, uh, inadvertently coined a new word! But rather than making
> my way back home and getting on the phone pronto to Springfield, Mass,
> headquarters of for-my-money-hands-down source authority* re the language
> Merriam-Webster, I instead just paged to the As up front in M-W's big red
> book. And it turns out that not only is advertent IN there, but dates to the
> 17th Century and has among its definitions "giving attention" ! Perhaps not
> surprising, as it is etymologically related to advertisement.

Surely this tale of the narrator's ert and feckful courtship
of his future bride is a salient example of such writing:
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1994/07/25/how-i-met-my-wife
("advertently" does appear in the text,as I thought it might,
though I remembered the piece more for other usages).

> Now, inasmuch as these Florida teens** were presumably going to post their
> dangerous mischief online, it would seem that the unlucky one now facing
> manslaughter charges did INDEED "advertently" shoot his even-more-unfortunate
> friend.
>
> STYBLE/Florida
> ______________________________________________
> * A two-word phrase you may recall various '60s TV quiz show announcers employing.
> ** So refreshing that for ONCE that well-worn media euphemism refers to WHITE youths!

-=-=-
The World Trade Center towers MUST rise again,
at least as tall as before...or terror has triumphed.

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 by: Louis Epstein - Mon, 11 Apr 2022 00:39 UTC

Louis Epstein <le@top.put.com> wrote:
> radioacti...@gmail.com <radioactiveseattle@gmail.com> wrote:
>> A CURIOUS, EVEN SERENDIPITOUS, QUIRK IN THE LANGUAGE:
>>
>> Upon afterthought, whilst out jogging in the Sunshine State solar radiation, I wondered if my earlier "advertently shoots" original headline typo wasn't in fact on the mark in a sense. After all, the northern-central Florida kid WAS trying to shoot his late pal, if only harmlessly. These the death was certainly inadvertent, but the shooting wasn't.
>>
>> I thought I'd, uh, inadvertently coined a new word! But rather than making
>> my way back home and getting on the phone pronto to Springfield, Mass,
>> headquarters of for-my-money-hands-down source authority* re the language
>> Merriam-Webster, I instead just paged to the As up front in M-W's big red
>> book. And it turns out that not only is advertent IN there, but dates to the
>> 17th Century and has among its definitions "giving attention" ! Perhaps not
>> surprising, as it is etymologically related to advertisement.
>
> Surely this tale of the narrator's ert and feckful courtship
> of his future bride is a salient example of such writing:
> https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1994/07/25/how-i-met-my-wife
> ("advertently" does appear in the text,as I thought it might,
> though I remembered the piece more for other usages).

BTW that's an abridgement with the unabridged column shown in
a low resolution image.
A transcription is at https://beebo.org/smackerels/how-i-met-my-wife.html
which restores omitted sentences.

>> Now, inasmuch as these Florida teens** were presumably going to post their
>> dangerous mischief online, it would seem that the unlucky one now facing
>> manslaughter charges did INDEED "advertently" shoot his even-more-unfortunate
>> friend.
>>
>> STYBLE/Florida
>> ______________________________________________
>> * A two-word phrase you may recall various '60s TV quiz show announcers employing.
>> ** So refreshing that for ONCE that well-worn media euphemism refers to WHITE youths!
>
> -=-=-
> The World Trade Center towers MUST rise again,
> at least as tall as before...or terror has triumphed.

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