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* 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八里出楊硬
`* Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八Don Stockbauer
 `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/??????????Mike
  `* Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八Don Stockbauer
   `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????Mike
    `* Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八Don Stockbauer
     `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????Mike
      `* Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八Don Stockbauer
       `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????Mike
        `* Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八Don Stockbauer
         `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????Mike
          `* Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八Don Stockbauer
           `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????Mike
            `* Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八Don Stockbauer
             `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????Mike
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              |`- Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????Mike
              `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????Mike
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On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:41:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6211501c-b6ae-4095...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:12:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4c233371-4187-4342...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0275d7f5-e746-417b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:17:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<6f375e77-87d8-408c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<9368d7a7-6e8d-44c5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<527c2113-8674-45b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:52:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<35c6899f-7c30-4a64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 2:00:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0700aa85-938a-46ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:49:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9739edc5-a9ca-4fb0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:08:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dde237a4-2718-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 7:11:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57b1ff03-a8f5-456f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:42:23 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should have put a better lock on the door of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you kept them in a sedan instead...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I give the chickens a house named kind of fancy like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > French
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > resort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's called the Coup de Ville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or a nice healthy Spa , I know of a nice one run by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a well to do family its call the Spa Getty....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I know a spa where the attendees are covered with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poultice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oysters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rockefeller.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is a religious spa that specializes in serving fresh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > caught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gefilte
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had an aquarium and I asked Darlene "where is the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > filter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "right here in my hand , I have Gefilte..”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Believing that is a strain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have many different strains of fish in my aquarium.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is really the net difference between them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The fact that most of them are really gross to look at.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even if looked at just a dozen of them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > OK later on I'm going to put them in a zoo and you can become the
> > > > > > > > > > > > dozent.
> > > > > > > > > > > “Zoo" may be the current politically correct term, but
> > > > > > > > > > > my memory still comes up with “Chinese Fire Drill"
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The Chinese came up with this thing which can drill through anything
> > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > it doesn't use normal metal to make a drill out of it actually uses a
> > > > > > > > > > high
> > > > > > > > > > powered laser so they're calling it the Chinese fire drill.
> > > > > > > > > Very illuminating
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I was once a flashlight salesman and I wound up selling flashlights to
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > Illuminati.
> > > > > > > Any well known lumen-aries among them??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes, they actually accepted fireflies as members.
> > > > > There arson rumors to that effect going around.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Arson Welles was also a member.
> > > Was he still using a kane at the time???
> > > The last time I saw him, he was the third man of the day I saw using one.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > He had some kind of weird obsession with roses.
> That went up in flames.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 4 May 2022 20:19 UTC

On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<01014bf3-0522-4a0f-be82-9f58c7c6b447n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:41:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<6211501c-b6ae-4095...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:12:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4c233371-4187-4342...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<0275d7f5-e746-417b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:17:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<6f375e77-87d8-408c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<9368d7a7-6e8d-44c5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<527c2113-8674-45b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:52:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<35c6899f-7c30-4a64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 2:00:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0700aa85-938a-46ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:49:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9739edc5-a9ca-4fb0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:08:37 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dde237a4-2718-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 7:11:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57b1ff03-a8f5-456f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:42:23 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should have put a better lock on the door of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you kept them in a sedan instead...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I give the chickens a house named kind of fancy like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > French
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > resort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's called the Coup de Ville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or a nice healthy Spa , I know of a nice one run by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a well to do family its call the Spa Getty....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I know a spa where the attendees are covered with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poultice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oysters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rockefeller.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is a religious spa that specializes in serving fresh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > caught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gefilte
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had an aquarium and I asked Darlene "where is the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > filter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "right here in my hand , I have Gefilte.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Believing that is a strain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have many different strains of fish in my aquarium.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is really the net difference between them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The fact that most of them are really gross to look at.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even if looked at just a dozen of them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > OK later on I'm going to put them in a zoo and you can become the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > dozent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > “Zoo" may be the current politically correct term, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > my memory still comes up with “Chinese Fire Drill"
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > The Chinese came up with this thing which can drill through
> > > > > > > > > > > anything
> > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > it doesn't use normal metal to make a drill out of it actually
> > > > > > > > > > > uses a
> > > > > > > > > > > high
> > > > > > > > > > > powered laser so they're calling it the Chinese fire drill.
> > > > > > > > > > Very illuminating
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I was once a flashlight salesman and I wound up selling flashlights
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > Illuminati.
> > > > > > > > Any well known lumen-aries among them??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes, they actually accepted fireflies as members.
> > > > > > There arson rumors to that effect going around.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Arson Welles was also a member.
> > > > Was he still using a kane at the time???
> > > > The last time I saw him, he was the third man of the day I saw using one.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > He had some kind of weird obsession with roses.
> > That went up in flames.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Many discussions end in a flame war.


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On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:19:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<01014bf3-0522-4a0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:41:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6211501c-b6ae-4095...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:12:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4c233371-4187-4342...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<0275d7f5-e746-417b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:17:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<6f375e77-87d8-408c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9368d7a7-6e8d-44c5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<527c2113-8674-45b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:52:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<35c6899f-7c30-4a64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 2:00:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0700aa85-938a-46ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:49:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9739edc5-a9ca-4fb0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:08:37 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dde237a4-2718-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 7:11:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57b1ff03-a8f5-456f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:42:23 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should have put a better lock on the door of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you kept them in a sedan instead...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I give the chickens a house named kind of fancy like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > French
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > resort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's called the Coup de Ville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or a nice healthy Spa , I know of a nice one run by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a well to do family its call the Spa Getty....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I know a spa where the attendees are covered with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poultice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oysters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rockefeller.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is a religious spa that specializes in serving fresh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > caught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gefilte
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had an aquarium and I asked Darlene "where is the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > filter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "right here in my hand , I have Gefilte.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Believing that is a strain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have many different strains of fish in my aquarium.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is really the net difference between them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The fact that most of them are really gross to look at.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even if looked at just a dozen of them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK later on I'm going to put them in a zoo and you can become the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dozent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > “Zoo" may be the current politically correct term, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my memory still comes up with “Chinese Fire Drill"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > The Chinese came up with this thing which can drill through
> > > > > > > > > > > > anything
> > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > it doesn't use normal metal to make a drill out of it actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > uses a
> > > > > > > > > > > > high
> > > > > > > > > > > > powered laser so they're calling it the Chinese fire drill.
> > > > > > > > > > > Very illuminating
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I was once a flashlight salesman and I wound up selling flashlights
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > Illuminati.
> > > > > > > > > Any well known lumen-aries among them??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes, they actually accepted fireflies as members.
> > > > > > > There arson rumors to that effect going around.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Arson Welles was also a member.
> > > > > Was he still using a kane at the time???
> > > > > The last time I saw him, he was the third man of the day I saw using one.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > He had some kind of weird obsession with roses.
> > > That went up in flames.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Many discussions end in a flame war.
> So you like to in-flame a quiet discussion.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 5 May 2022 14:34 UTC

On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3dc412c3-d2e6-4d3b-b925-15d15546d77en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:19:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<01014bf3-0522-4a0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:41:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<6211501c-b6ae-4095...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:12:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4c233371-4187-4342...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<0275d7f5-e746-417b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:17:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<6f375e77-87d8-408c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9368d7a7-6e8d-44c5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<527c2113-8674-45b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:52:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<35c6899f-7c30-4a64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 2:00:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0700aa85-938a-46ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:49:49 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9739edc5-a9ca-4fb0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:08:37 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dde237a4-2718-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 7:11:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57b1ff03-a8f5-456f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:42:23 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should have put a better lock on the door of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you kept them in a sedan instead...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I give the chickens a house named kind of fancy like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > French
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > resort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's called the Coup de Ville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or a nice healthy Spa , I know of a nice one run by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a well to do family its call the Spa Getty....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I know a spa where the attendees are covered with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poultice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oysters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rockefeller.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is a religious spa that specializes in serving
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fresh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > caught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gefilte
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had an aquarium and I asked Darlene "where is the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > filter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "right here in my hand , I have Gefilte.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Believing that is a strain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have many different strains of fish in my aquarium.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is really the net difference between them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The fact that most of them are really gross to look at.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even if looked at just a dozen of them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK later on I'm going to put them in a zoo and you can become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dozent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Zoo" may be the current politically correct term, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my memory still comes up with “Chinese Fire Drill"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The Chinese came up with this thing which can drill through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > anything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it doesn't use normal metal to make a drill out of it actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > uses a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > powered laser so they're calling it the Chinese fire drill.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Very illuminating
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I was once a flashlight salesman and I wound up selling flashlights
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > Illuminati.
> > > > > > > > > > Any well known lumen-aries among them??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes, they actually accepted fireflies as members.
> > > > > > > > There arson rumors to that effect going around.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Arson Welles was also a member.
> > > > > > Was he still using a kane at the time???
> > > > > > The last time I saw him, he was the third man of the day I saw using
> > > > > > one.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > He had some kind of weird obsession with roses.
> > > > That went up in flames.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Many discussions end in a flame war.
> > So you like to in-flame a quiet discussion.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> if my conversational opponent doesn't see things my way I hold their feet to
> the flames.


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On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:34:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3dc412c3-d2e6-4d3b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:19:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<01014bf3-0522-4a0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:41:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<6211501c-b6ae-4095...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:12:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4c233371-4187-4342...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<0275d7f5-e746-417b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:17:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6f375e77-87d8-408c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9368d7a7-6e8d-44c5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<527c2113-8674-45b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:52:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<35c6899f-7c30-4a64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 2:00:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0700aa85-938a-46ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:49:49 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9739edc5-a9ca-4fb0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:08:37 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dde237a4-2718-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 7:11:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57b1ff03-a8f5-456f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:42:23 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should have put a better lock on the door of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you kept them in a sedan instead...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I give the chickens a house named kind of fancy like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > French
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > resort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's called the Coup de Ville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or a nice healthy Spa , I know of a nice one run by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a well to do family its call the Spa Getty....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I know a spa where the attendees are covered with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poultice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oysters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rockefeller.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is a religious spa that specializes in serving
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fresh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > caught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gefilte
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had an aquarium and I asked Darlene "where is the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > filter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "right here in my hand , I have Gefilte.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Believing that is a strain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have many different strains of fish in my aquarium.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is really the net difference between them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The fact that most of them are really gross to look at.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even if looked at just a dozen of them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK later on I'm going to put them in a zoo and you can become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dozent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Zoo" may be the current politically correct term, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my memory still comes up with “Chinese Fire Drill"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Chinese came up with this thing which can drill through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it doesn't use normal metal to make a drill out of it actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > uses a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > powered laser so they're calling it the Chinese fire drill.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Very illuminating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I was once a flashlight salesman and I wound up selling flashlights
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > Illuminati.
> > > > > > > > > > > Any well known lumen-aries among them??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes, they actually accepted fireflies as members.
> > > > > > > > > There arson rumors to that effect going around.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Arson Welles was also a member.
> > > > > > > Was he still using a kane at the time???
> > > > > > > The last time I saw him, he was the third man of the day I saw using
> > > > > > > one.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > He had some kind of weird obsession with roses.
> > > > > That went up in flames.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Many discussions end in a flame war.
> > > So you like to in-flame a quiet discussion.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > if my conversational opponent doesn't see things my way I hold their feet to
> > the flames.
> Toe-chure
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 5 May 2022 17:38 UTC

On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<46cec940-8d47-4634-9c14-441cc9fd6dafn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:34:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<3dc412c3-d2e6-4d3b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:19:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<01014bf3-0522-4a0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:41:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<6211501c-b6ae-4095...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:12:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4c233371-4187-4342...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<0275d7f5-e746-417b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:17:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6f375e77-87d8-408c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9368d7a7-6e8d-44c5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<527c2113-8674-45b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:52:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<35c6899f-7c30-4a64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 2:00:25 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0700aa85-938a-46ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:49:49 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9739edc5-a9ca-4fb0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:08:37 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dde237a4-2718-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 7:11:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57b1ff03-a8f5-456f...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:42:23 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should have put a better lock on the door of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you kept them in a sedan instead...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I give the chickens a house named kind of fancy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > French
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > resort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's called the Coup de Ville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or a nice healthy Spa , I know of a nice one run by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a well to do family its call the Spa Getty....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I know a spa where the attendees are covered with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poultice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oysters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rockefeller.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is a religious spa that specializes in serving
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fresh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > caught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gefilte
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had an aquarium and I asked Darlene "where is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > filter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "right here in my hand , I have Gefilte.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Believing that is a strain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have many different strains of fish in my aquarium.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is really the net difference between them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The fact that most of them are really gross to look at.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even if looked at just a dozen of them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK later on I'm going to put them in a zoo and you can become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dozent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Zoo" may be the current politically correct term, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my memory still comes up with “Chinese Fire Drill"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Chinese came up with this thing which can drill through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it doesn't use normal metal to make a drill out of it actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > uses a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > powered laser so they're calling it the Chinese fire drill.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very illuminating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I was once a flashlight salesman and I wound up selling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > flashlights
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Illuminati.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Any well known lumen-aries among them??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes, they actually accepted fireflies as members.
> > > > > > > > > > There arson rumors to that effect going around.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Arson Welles was also a member.
> > > > > > > > Was he still using a kane at the time???
> > > > > > > > The last time I saw him, he was the third man of the day I saw using
> > > > > > > > one.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > He had some kind of weird obsession with roses.
> > > > > > That went up in flames.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Many discussions end in a flame war.
> > > > So you like to in-flame a quiet discussion.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > if my conversational opponent doesn't see things my way I hold their feet
> > > to
> > > the flames.
> > Toe-chure
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes I meant toes for sure ; for sure , toes . positively toes for sure.


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On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:39:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<46cec940-8d47-4634...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:34:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3dc412c3-d2e6-4d3b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:19:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<01014bf3-0522-4a0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:41:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<6211501c-b6ae-4095...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:12:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4c233371-4187-4342...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0275d7f5-e746-417b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:17:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6f375e77-87d8-408c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9368d7a7-6e8d-44c5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<527c2113-8674-45b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:52:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<35c6899f-7c30-4a64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 2:00:25 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0700aa85-938a-46ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:49:49 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9739edc5-a9ca-4fb0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:08:37 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dde237a4-2718-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 7:11:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57b1ff03-a8f5-456f...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:42:23 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should have put a better lock on the door of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you kept them in a sedan instead...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I give the chickens a house named kind of fancy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > French
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > resort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's called the Coup de Ville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or a nice healthy Spa , I know of a nice one run by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a well to do family its call the Spa Getty....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I know a spa where the attendees are covered with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poultice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oysters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rockefeller.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is a religious spa that specializes in serving
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fresh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > caught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gefilte
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had an aquarium and I asked Darlene "where is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > filter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "right here in my hand , I have Gefilte.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Believing that is a strain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have many different strains of fish in my aquarium.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is really the net difference between them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The fact that most of them are really gross to look at.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even if looked at just a dozen of them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK later on I'm going to put them in a zoo and you can become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dozent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Zoo" may be the current politically correct term, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my memory still comes up with “Chinese Fire Drill"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Chinese came up with this thing which can drill through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it doesn't use normal metal to make a drill out of it actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > uses a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > powered laser so they're calling it the Chinese fire drill.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very illuminating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was once a flashlight salesman and I wound up selling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > flashlights
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Illuminati.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Any well known lumen-aries among them??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, they actually accepted fireflies as members.
> > > > > > > > > > > There arson rumors to that effect going around.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Arson Welles was also a member.
> > > > > > > > > Was he still using a kane at the time???
> > > > > > > > > The last time I saw him, he was the third man of the day I saw using
> > > > > > > > > one.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > He had some kind of weird obsession with roses.
> > > > > > > That went up in flames.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Many discussions end in a flame war.
> > > > > So you like to in-flame a quiet discussion.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > if my conversational opponent doesn't see things my way I hold their feet
> > > > to
> > > > the flames.
> > > Toe-chure
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes I meant toes for sure ; for sure , toes . positively toes for sure.
> But are you toe-tally sure of that??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 6 May 2022 08:00 UTC

On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<cd574bea-32e1-4bd6-bfa8-cec21106be17n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:39:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<46cec940-8d47-4634...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:34:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3dc412c3-d2e6-4d3b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:19:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<01014bf3-0522-4a0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:41:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<6211501c-b6ae-4095...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:12:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c233371-4187-4342...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0275d7f5-e746-417b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:17:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6f375e77-87d8-408c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9368d7a7-6e8d-44c5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<527c2113-8674-45b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:52:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<35c6899f-7c30-4a64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 2:00:25 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0700aa85-938a-46ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:49:49 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9739edc5-a9ca-4fb0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:08:37 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dde237a4-2718-4422...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 7:11:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57b1ff03-a8f5-456f...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:42:23 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should have put a better lock on the door of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you kept them in a sedan instead...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I give the chickens a house named kind of fancy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > French
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > resort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's called the Coup de Ville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or a nice healthy Spa , I know of a nice one run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a well to do family its call the Spa Getty....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I know a spa where the attendees are covered with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poultice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oysters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rockefeller.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is a religious spa that specializes in serving
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fresh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > caught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gefilte
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had an aquarium and I asked Darlene "where is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > filter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "right here in my hand , I have Gefilte.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Believing that is a strain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have many different strains of fish in my aquarium.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is really the net difference between them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The fact that most of them are really gross to look at.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even if looked at just a dozen of them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK later on I'm going to put them in a zoo and you can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dozent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Zoo" may be the current politically correct term, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my memory still comes up with “Chinese Fire Drill"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Chinese came up with this thing which can drill through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it doesn't use normal metal to make a drill out of it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > uses a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > powered laser so they're calling it the Chinese fire drill.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very illuminating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was once a flashlight salesman and I wound up selling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flashlights
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Illuminati.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Any well known lumen-aries among them??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, they actually accepted fireflies as members.
> > > > > > > > > > > > There arson rumors to that effect going around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Arson Welles was also a member.
> > > > > > > > > > Was he still using a kane at the time???
> > > > > > > > > > The last time I saw him, he was the third man of the day I saw using
> > > > > > > > > > one.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > He had some kind of weird obsession with roses.
> > > > > > > > That went up in flames.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Many discussions end in a flame war.
> > > > > > So you like to in-flame a quiet discussion.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > if my conversational opponent doesn't see things my way I hold their feet
> > > > > to
> > > > > the flames.
> > > > Toe-chure
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes I meant toes for sure ; for sure , toes . positively toes for sure.
> > But are you toe-tally sure of that??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes , I am a tea-totaler and I am toe-tally sure of that.


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On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 3:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<cd574bea-32e1-4bd6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:39:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<46cec940-8d47-4634...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:34:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<3dc412c3-d2e6-4d3b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:19:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<01014bf3-0522-4a0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:41:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<6211501c-b6ae-4095...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:12:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c233371-4187-4342...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0275d7f5-e746-417b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:17:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6f375e77-87d8-408c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9368d7a7-6e8d-44c5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<527c2113-8674-45b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:52:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<35c6899f-7c30-4a64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 2:00:25 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0700aa85-938a-46ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:49:49 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9739edc5-a9ca-4fb0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:08:37 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dde237a4-2718-4422...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 7:11:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57b1ff03-a8f5-456f...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:42:23 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should have put a better lock on the door of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you kept them in a sedan instead...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I give the chickens a house named kind of fancy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > French
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > resort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's called the Coup de Ville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or a nice healthy Spa , I know of a nice one run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a well to do family its call the Spa Getty....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I know a spa where the attendees are covered with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poultice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oysters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rockefeller.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is a religious spa that specializes in serving
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fresh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > caught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gefilte
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had an aquarium and I asked Darlene "where is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > filter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "right here in my hand , I have Gefilte.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Believing that is a strain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have many different strains of fish in my aquarium.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is really the net difference between them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The fact that most of them are really gross to look at.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even if looked at just a dozen of them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK later on I'm going to put them in a zoo and you can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dozent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Zoo" may be the current politically correct term, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my memory still comes up with “Chinese Fire Drill"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Chinese came up with this thing which can drill through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it doesn't use normal metal to make a drill out of it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > uses a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > powered laser so they're calling it the Chinese fire drill.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very illuminating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was once a flashlight salesman and I wound up selling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flashlights
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Illuminati.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Any well known lumen-aries among them??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, they actually accepted fireflies as members.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > There arson rumors to that effect going around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Arson Welles was also a member.
> > > > > > > > > > > Was he still using a kane at the time???
> > > > > > > > > > > The last time I saw him, he was the third man of the day I saw using
> > > > > > > > > > > one.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > He had some kind of weird obsession with roses.
> > > > > > > > > That went up in flames.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Many discussions end in a flame war.
> > > > > > > So you like to in-flame a quiet discussion.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > if my conversational opponent doesn't see things my way I hold their feet
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > the flames.
> > > > > Toe-chure
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes I meant toes for sure ; for sure , toes . positively toes for sure.
> > > But are you toe-tally sure of that??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes , I am a tea-totaler and I am toe-tally sure of that.
> But by now you should have become tired of toe-foo and switched to finger
> food.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 6 May 2022 14:44 UTC

On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<eab1a749-53ac-49dc-80e6-4a2385ded08en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 3:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<cd574bea-32e1-4bd6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:39:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<46cec940-8d47-4634...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:34:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<3dc412c3-d2e6-4d3b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:19:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<01014bf3-0522-4a0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:41:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<6211501c-b6ae-4095...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:12:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c233371-4187-4342...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0275d7f5-e746-417b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:17:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6f375e77-87d8-408c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9368d7a7-6e8d-44c5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<527c2113-8674-45b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:52:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<35c6899f-7c30-4a64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 2:00:25 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0700aa85-938a-46ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:49:49 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9739edc5-a9ca-4fb0...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:08:37 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dde237a4-2718-4422...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 7:11:59 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57b1ff03-a8f5-456f...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:42:23 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should have put a better lock on the door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you kept them in a sedan instead...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I give the chickens a house named kind of fancy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > French
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > resort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's called the Coup de Ville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or a nice healthy Spa , I know of a nice one run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a well to do family its call the Spa Getty....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I know a spa where the attendees are covered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poultice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oysters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rockefeller.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is a religious spa that specializes in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > serving
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fresh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > caught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gefilte
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had an aquarium and I asked Darlene "where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > filter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "right here in my hand , I have Gefilte.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Believing that is a strain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have many different strains of fish in my aquarium.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is really the net difference between them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The fact that most of them are really gross to look at.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even if looked at just a dozen of them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK later on I'm going to put them in a zoo and you can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dozent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Zoo" may be the current politically correct term, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my memory still comes up with “Chinese Fire Drill"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Chinese came up with this thing which can drill through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it doesn't use normal metal to make a drill out of it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > uses a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > powered laser so they're calling it the Chinese fire drill.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very illuminating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was once a flashlight salesman and I wound up selling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flashlights
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Illuminati.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Any well known lumen-aries among them??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, they actually accepted fireflies as members.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > There arson rumors to that effect going around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Arson Welles was also a member.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Was he still using a kane at the time???
> > > > > > > > > > > > The last time I saw him, he was the third man of the day I saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > using
> > > > > > > > > > > > one.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > He had some kind of weird obsession with roses.
> > > > > > > > > > That went up in flames.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Many discussions end in a flame war.
> > > > > > > > So you like to in-flame a quiet discussion.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > if my conversational opponent doesn't see things my way I hold their
> > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > the flames.
> > > > > > Toe-chure
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes I meant toes for sure ; for sure , toes . positively toes for sure.
> > > > But are you toe-tally sure of that??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes , I am a tea-totaler and I am toe-tally sure of that.
> > But by now you should have become tired of toe-foo and switched to finger
> > food.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I did switch to finger food , but now I don't have any fingers to type with!


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On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:44:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<eab1a749-53ac-49dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 3:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<cd574bea-32e1-4bd6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:39:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<46cec940-8d47-4634...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:34:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<3dc412c3-d2e6-4d3b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:19:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<01014bf3-0522-4a0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:41:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6211501c-b6ae-4095...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:12:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c233371-4187-4342...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0275d7f5-e746-417b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:17:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6f375e77-87d8-408c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9368d7a7-6e8d-44c5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<527c2113-8674-45b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:52:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<35c6899f-7c30-4a64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 2:00:25 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0700aa85-938a-46ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:49:49 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9739edc5-a9ca-4fb0...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:08:37 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dde237a4-2718-4422...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 7:11:59 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57b1ff03-a8f5-456f...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:42:23 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should have put a better lock on the door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you kept them in a sedan instead...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I give the chickens a house named kind of fancy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > French
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > resort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's called the Coup de Ville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or a nice healthy Spa , I know of a nice one run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a well to do family its call the Spa Getty....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I know a spa where the attendees are covered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poultice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oysters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rockefeller.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is a religious spa that specializes in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > serving
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fresh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > caught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gefilte
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had an aquarium and I asked Darlene "where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > filter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "right here in my hand , I have Gefilte.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Believing that is a strain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have many different strains of fish in my aquarium.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is really the net difference between them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The fact that most of them are really gross to look at.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even if looked at just a dozen of them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK later on I'm going to put them in a zoo and you can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dozent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Zoo" may be the current politically correct term, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my memory still comes up with “Chinese Fire Drill"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Chinese came up with this thing which can drill through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it doesn't use normal metal to make a drill out of it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > uses a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > powered laser so they're calling it the Chinese fire drill.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very illuminating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was once a flashlight salesman and I wound up selling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flashlights
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Illuminati.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Any well known lumen-aries among them??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, they actually accepted fireflies as members.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There arson rumors to that effect going around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Arson Welles was also a member.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Was he still using a kane at the time???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The last time I saw him, he was the third man of the day I saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > using
> > > > > > > > > > > > > one.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > He had some kind of weird obsession with roses.
> > > > > > > > > > > That went up in flames.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Many discussions end in a flame war.
> > > > > > > > > So you like to in-flame a quiet discussion.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > if my conversational opponent doesn't see things my way I hold their
> > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > the flames.
> > > > > > > Toe-chure
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes I meant toes for sure ; for sure , toes . positively toes for sure.
> > > > > But are you toe-tally sure of that??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes , I am a tea-totaler and I am toe-tally sure of that.
> > > But by now you should have become tired of toe-foo and switched to finger
> > > food.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I did switch to finger food , but now I don't have any fingers to type with!
> Switch to Lady Fingers then
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 7 May 2022 11:32 UTC

On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a4c93400-ee95-40dd-b103-3861a4181c30n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:44:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<eab1a749-53ac-49dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 3:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<cd574bea-32e1-4bd6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:39:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<46cec940-8d47-4634...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:34:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<3dc412c3-d2e6-4d3b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:19:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<01014bf3-0522-4a0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:41:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6211501c-b6ae-4095...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:12:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c233371-4187-4342...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0275d7f5-e746-417b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:17:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6f375e77-87d8-408c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9368d7a7-6e8d-44c5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<527c2113-8674-45b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:52:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<35c6899f-7c30-4a64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 2:00:25 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0700aa85-938a-46ad...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:49:49 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9739edc5-a9ca-4fb0...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:08:37 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dde237a4-2718-4422...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 7:11:59 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57b1ff03-a8f5-456f...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:42:23 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should have put a better lock on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you kept them in a sedan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I give the chickens a house named kind of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fancy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > French
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > resort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's called the Coup de Ville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or a nice healthy Spa , I know of a nice one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a well to do family its call the Spa Getty....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I know a spa where the attendees are covered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poultice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oysters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rockefeller.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is a religious spa that specializes in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > serving
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fresh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > caught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gefilte
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had an aquarium and I asked Darlene "where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > filter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "right here in my hand , I have Gefilte.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Believing that is a strain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have many different strains of fish in my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aquarium.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is really the net difference between
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The fact that most of them are really gross to look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even if looked at just a dozen of them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK later on I'm going to put them in a zoo and you can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dozent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Zoo" may be the current politically correct term, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my memory still comes up with “Chinese Fire Drill"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Chinese came up with this thing which can drill
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it doesn't use normal metal to make a drill out of it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > uses a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > powered laser so they're calling it the Chinese fire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drill.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very illuminating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was once a flashlight salesman and I wound up selling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flashlights
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Illuminati.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Any well known lumen-aries among them??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, they actually accepted fireflies as members.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There arson rumors to that effect going around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Arson Welles was also a member.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was he still using a kane at the time???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The last time I saw him, he was the third man of the day I saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > using
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > one.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > He had some kind of weird obsession with roses.
> > > > > > > > > > > > That went up in flames.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Many discussions end in a flame war.
> > > > > > > > > > So you like to in-flame a quiet discussion.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > if my conversational opponent doesn't see things my way I hold their
> > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > the flames.
> > > > > > > > Toe-chure
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes I meant toes for sure ; for sure , toes . positively toes for sure.
> > > > > > But are you toe-tally sure of that??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes , I am a tea-totaler and I am toe-tally sure of that.
> > > > But by now you should have become tired of toe-foo and switched to finger
> > > > food.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I did switch to finger food , but now I don't have any fingers to type
> > > with!
> > Switch to Lady Fingers then
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she had her middle
> Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you you dirty disgusting
> MAN!!!!”


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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 7 May 2022 16:50 UTC

On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a4c93400-ee95-40dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:44:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<eab1a749-53ac-49dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 3:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<cd574bea-32e1-4bd6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:39:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<46cec940-8d47-4634...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:34:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<3dc412c3-d2e6-4d3b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:19:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01014bf3-0522-4a0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:41:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6211501c-b6ae-4095...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:12:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c233371-4187-4342...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0275d7f5-e746-417b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:17:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6f375e77-87d8-408c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9368d7a7-6e8d-44c5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<527c2113-8674-45b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:52:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<35c6899f-7c30-4a64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 2:00:25 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0700aa85-938a-46ad...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:49:49 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9739edc5-a9ca-4fb0...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:08:37 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dde237a4-2718-4422...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 7:11:59 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57b1ff03-a8f5-456f...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:42:23 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should have put a better lock on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you kept them in a sedan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I give the chickens a house named kind of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fancy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > French
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > resort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's called the Coup de Ville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or a nice healthy Spa , I know of a nice one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a well to do family its call the Spa Getty....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I know a spa where the attendees are covered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poultice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oysters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rockefeller..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is a religious spa that specializes in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > serving
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fresh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > caught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gefilte
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had an aquarium and I asked Darlene "where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > filter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "right here in my hand , I have Gefilte.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Believing that is a strain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have many different strains of fish in my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aquarium.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is really the net difference between
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The fact that most of them are really gross to look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even if looked at just a dozen of them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK later on I'm going to put them in a zoo and you can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dozent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Zoo" may be the current politically correct term, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my memory still comes up with “Chinese Fire Drill"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Chinese came up with this thing which can drill
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it doesn't use normal metal to make a drill out of it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > uses a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > powered laser so they're calling it the Chinese fire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drill.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very illuminating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was once a flashlight salesman and I wound up selling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flashlights
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Illuminati.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Any well known lumen-aries among them??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, they actually accepted fireflies as members.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There arson rumors to that effect going around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Arson Welles was also a member.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was he still using a kane at the time???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The last time I saw him, he was the third man of the day I saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > using
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > He had some kind of weird obsession with roses.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That went up in flames.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Many discussions end in a flame war.
> > > > > > > > > > > So you like to in-flame a quiet discussion.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > if my conversational opponent doesn't see things my way I hold their
> > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > the flames.
> > > > > > > > > Toe-chure
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes I meant toes for sure ; for sure , toes . positively toes for sure.
> > > > > > > But are you toe-tally sure of that??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes , I am a tea-totaler and I am toe-tally sure of that.
> > > > > But by now you should have become tired of toe-foo and switched to finger
> > > > > food.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I did switch to finger food , but now I don't have any fingers to type
> > > > with!
> > > Switch to Lady Fingers then
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she had her middle
> > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you you dirty disgusting
> > MAN!!!!”
>
> Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
>
> See letter from Grandmother
>
> Dear Grand-Son,
>
> The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if
> you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
>
> I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a
> thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.
>
> So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
>
> Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.
>
> I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought
> about the Lord and how good He is.
>
> I found that lots of people love Jesus!
>
> While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and
> then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!'
>
> 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
>
> What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
>
> Everyone started honking!
>
> I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those
> loving people.
>
> I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
>
> There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him
> yelling something about a sunny beach..
>
> I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up
> in the air.
>
> I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.
>
> He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
>
> Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and
> gave him the good luck sign right back.
>
> My grandson burst out laughing.
>
> Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
>
> A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they
> got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
>
> I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I
> noticed the light had changed.
>
> So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through
> the intersection.
>
> I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before
> the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after
> all the love we had shared.
>
> So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the
> Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for
> such wonderful folks!!
>
> Will write again soon,
>
> Love, Grandma
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422-bd96-1f7d89fae95en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > >
> > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she had her middle
> > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you you dirty disgusting
> > > MAN!!!!”
> >
> > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
> >
> > See letter from Grandmother
> >
> > Dear Grand-Son,
> >
> > The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if
> > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> >
> > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a
> > thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.
> >
> > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> >
> > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.
> >
> > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought
> > about the Lord and how good He is.
> >
> > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> >
> > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and
> > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!'
> >
> > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> >
> > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> >
> > Everyone started honking!
> >
> > I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those
> > loving people.
> >
> > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
> >
> > There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him
> > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> >
> > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up
> > in the air.
> >
> > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.
> >
> > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
> >
> > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and
> > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> >
> > My grandson burst out laughing.
> >
> > Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
> >
> > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they
> > got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
> >
> > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I
> > noticed the light had changed.
> >
> > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through
> > the intersection.
> >
> > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before
> > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after
> > all the love we had shared.
> >
> > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the
> > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for
> > such wonderful folks!!
> >
> > Will write again soon,
> >
> > Love, Grandma
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said "boy , have you ever got
> a shaggy dog!”

No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 8 May 2022 02:55 UTC

On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > >
> > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she had her middle
> > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you you dirty disgusting
> > > > MAN!!!!”
> > >
> > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
> > >
> > > See letter from Grandmother
> > >
> > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > >
> > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if
> > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > >
> > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a
> > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.
> > >
> > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > >
> > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.
> > >
> > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought
> > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > >
> > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > >
> > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and
> > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!'
> > >
> > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > >
> > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > >
> > > Everyone started honking!
> > >
> > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those
> > > loving people.
> > >
> > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
> > >
> > > There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him
> > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > >
> > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up
> > > in the air.
> > >
> > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.
> > >
> > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
> > >
> > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and
> > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > >
> > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > >
> > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
> > >
> > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they
> > > got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
> > >
> > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I
> > > noticed the light had changed.
> > >
> > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through
> > > the intersection.
> > >
> > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before
> > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after
> > > all the love we had shared.
> > >
> > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the
> > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for
> > > such wonderful folks!!
> > >
> > > Will write again soon,
> > >
> > > Love, Grandma
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said "boy , have you ever got
> > a shaggy dog!”
>
> No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to shag my dog.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 8 May 2022 09:10 UTC

On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452-b246-07a626cd8859n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > >
> > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she had her middle
> > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you you dirty disgusting
> > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > >
> > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
> > > >
> > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > >
> > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > >
> > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk
> > > > if
> > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > >
> > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a
> > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.
> > > >
> > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > >
> > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.
> > > >
> > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought
> > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > >
> > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > >
> > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and
> > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!'
> > > >
> > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > >
> > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > >
> > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > >
> > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those
> > > > loving people.
> > > >
> > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
> > > >
> > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him
> > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > >
> > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck
> > > > up
> > > > in the air.
> > > >
> > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.
> > > >
> > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
> > > >
> > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and
> > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > >
> > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > >
> > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
> > > >
> > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
> > > > they
> > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
> > > >
> > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when
> > > > I
> > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > >
> > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through
> > > > the intersection.
> > > >
> > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before
> > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them
> > > > after
> > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > >
> > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the
> > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for
> > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > >
> > > > Will write again soon,
> > > >
> > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said "boy , have you ever
> > > got
> > > a shaggy dog!”
> >
> > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to shag my dog.

And are you bitch-ing about his technique??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 9 May 2022 01:36 UTC

On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she had her middle
> > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you you dirty disgusting
> > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > >
> > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
> > > > >
> > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > >
> > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > >
> > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk
> > > > > if
> > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > >
> > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a
> > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.
> > > > >
> > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > >
> > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.
> > > > >
> > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought
> > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > >
> > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > >
> > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and
> > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!'
> > > > >
> > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > >
> > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > >
> > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > >
> > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those
> > > > > loving people.
> > > > >
> > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
> > > > >
> > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him
> > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > >
> > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck
> > > > > up
> > > > > in the air.
> > > > >
> > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.
> > > > >
> > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
> > > > >
> > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and
> > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > >
> > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > >
> > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
> > > > >
> > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
> > > > > they
> > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
> > > > >
> > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when
> > > > > I
> > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > >
> > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through
> > > > > the intersection.
> > > > >
> > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before
> > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them
> > > > > after
> > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > >
> > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the
> > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for
> > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > >
> > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > >
> > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said "boy , have you ever
> > > > got
> > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > >
> > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to shag my dog.
> And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 9 May 2022 11:30 UTC

On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e-9170-db9e6fa11861n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she had her middle
> > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you you dirty
> > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
> > > > > >
> > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a
> > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > if
> > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a
> > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in
> > > > > > thought
> > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy,
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!'
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those
> > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him
> > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger
> > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > up
> > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
> > > > > > they
> > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is
> > > > > > when
> > > > > > I
> > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on
> > > > > > through
> > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection
> > > > > > before
> > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them
> > > > > > after
> > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the
> > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord
> > > > > > for
> > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said "boy , have you ever
> > > > > got
> > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > >
> > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to shag my dog.
> > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.

And how much did you get for the pups???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 9 May 2022 22:05 UTC

On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she had her middle
> > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you you dirty
> > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a
> > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a
> > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in
> > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy,
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!'
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those
> > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him
> > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger
> > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
> > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is
> > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on
> > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection
> > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them
> > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the
> > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord
> > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said "boy , have you ever
> > > > > > got
> > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > >
> > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to shag my dog.
> > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> And how much did you get for the pups???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the litter.

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On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8-bbdc-d829f5d6a1dfn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she had her middle
> > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you you dirty
> > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a
> > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come
> > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in
> > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy,
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!'
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all
> > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him
> > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger
> > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
> > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is
> > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on
> > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection
> > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them
> > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the
> > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord
> > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said "boy , have you
> > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to shag my dog.
> > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the litter.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 10 May 2022 16:05 UTC

On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she had her middle
> > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you you dirty
> > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a
> > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come
> > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in
> > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy,
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!'
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all
> > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him
> > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger
> > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
> > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is
> > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on
> > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection
> > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them
> > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the
> > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord
> > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said "boy , have you
> > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to shag my dog..
> > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the litter.
> Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter they use.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 10 May 2022 17:20 UTC

On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4f4be23f-66a9-4aa4-91a8-d544111e6db3n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she had her middle
> > > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you you dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a
> > > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come
> > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer
> > > > > > > > > > meeting.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in
> > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like
> > > > > > > > > > crazy,
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of
> > > > > > > > > > God!'
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all
> > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard
> > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger
> > > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the
> > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is
> > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on
> > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection
> > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave
> > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the
> > > > > > > > > > Lord
> > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said "boy , have you
> > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to shag my dog.
> > > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the litter.
> > Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter they use.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> That was the name of my girlfriend before Darlene came along, Kitty Litter.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 10 May 2022 22:26 UTC

On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:51 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4f4be23f-66a9-4aa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she had her middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you you dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a
> > > > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come
> > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer
> > > > > > > > > > > meeting.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in
> > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like
> > > > > > > > > > > crazy,
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of
> > > > > > > > > > > God!'
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all
> > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard
> > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger
> > > > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the
> > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is
> > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on
> > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection
> > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave
> > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.. Praise the
> > > > > > > > > > > Lord
> > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said "boy , have you
> > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to shag my dog.
> > > > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the litter.
> > > Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter they use.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > That was the name of my girlfriend before Darlene came along, Kitty Litter.
> So you took what I said litter-ally???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 11 May 2022 10:19 UTC

On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c0d5aef6-0c15-453a-9e27-b3034a84a2a4n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:51 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4f4be23f-66a9-4aa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she had her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you you dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come
> > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer
> > > > > > > > > > > > meeting.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in
> > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like
> > > > > > > > > > > > crazy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of
> > > > > > > > > > > > God!'
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all
> > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that
> > > > > > > > > > > > meant.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the
> > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this
> > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on
> > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the
> > > > > > > > > > > > intersection
> > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave
> > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the
> > > > > > > > > > > > Lord
> > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said "boy , have you
> > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to shag my dog.
> > > > > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > > > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the litter.
> > > > Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter they use.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > That was the name of my girlfriend before Darlene came along, Kitty Litter.
> > So you took what I said litter-ally???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes quite literally she was born with the name of kitty litter but then as an
> adult she invented a line of litter which she named after herself kitty
> litter absolutely fascinating


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On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:19:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c0d5aef6-0c15-453a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:51 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4f4be23f-66a9-4aa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she had her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you you dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > crazy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > God!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > meant.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection
> > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Lord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said "boy , have you
> > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to shag my dog.
> > > > > > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > > > > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the litter.
> > > > > Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter they use.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > That was the name of my girlfriend before Darlene came along, Kitty Litter.
> > > So you took what I said litter-ally???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes quite literally she was born with the name of kitty litter but then as an
> > adult she invented a line of litter which she named after herself kitty
> > litter absolutely fascinating
> And every litter bit helps
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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