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 by: Mike - Fri, 6 May 2022 14:42 UTC

On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<950245e4-2372-4fea-a104-5497b35ede9fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 2:52:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<6689f9b8-27fe-408c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:37:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d0d55944-1a63-45d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:31:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4eb436e5-ceca-4c38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:16:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<9b8edb74-b78e-45db...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<85299a4a-7daa-4b53...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:09:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<61cce207-d3c2-494d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > lol On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:25:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<946c0912-e34d-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:15:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c49c9b5-4726-4f99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<283dd03c-7d17-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:27:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85d87940-f337-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > downtown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > glass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonder
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > glass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hiccuped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was doing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so she did not bite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beneficiary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but she did not bite .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She knew about the exclusion clause that they would pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > died
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > humor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being the worlds foremost comedian.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not that is your best joke ever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exclusion clause.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But every one knows there is no such thing as a sanity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Guy goes to his insurance agent he says "I want a policy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house against hail, hurricanes, and volcanoes. I want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clauses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things. oh yes , I remember I need a clause against
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sandstorms.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one of those"? And the insurance agent said "no, I'm afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sandy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Claus”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They dune him wrong
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite comic strips is Dune es bery.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shore it is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My girlfriend Darlene sells seashells by the seashore. That's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out hooking. Big fisher woman she is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wrong routine --- that should have been your sister Sue selling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > seashells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the seashore but you are not Sy.,..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9s8U0O0XPE&t=33s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > My girlfriend Darlene was never sued for selling seashells by the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > seashore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > because they're public domain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > That is being rather shellfish of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Why do you crab all the time?
> > > > > > > > > > Just awaiting your next clam-it.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I will only clam up when they pry my words from my cold , dead mouth.
> > > > > > > > I have the mussel need to do the job,
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I Oyster belt you for that one.
> > > > > > I am supposed to wait for a pearl of wisdom from you???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No no Minnie Pearl on the Grand Ole Opry was no genius ; she never even
> > > > > took
> > > > > the price tag off her hat.
> > > > But she is more cultured that you.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I'm more cultured than cultured marble.
> > But using them, leaves you glassy eyed
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I was once raking up leaves and what did I find beneath them? A glassy-eyed
> glass eye.


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On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<950245e4-2372-4fea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 2:52:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6689f9b8-27fe-408c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:37:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d0d55944-1a63-45d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:31:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4eb436e5-ceca-4c38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:16:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<9b8edb74-b78e-45db...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85299a4a-7daa-4b53...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:09:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<61cce207-d3c2-494d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lol On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:25:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<946c0912-e34d-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:15:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c49c9b5-4726-4f99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<283dd03c-7d17-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:27:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85d87940-f337-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > downtown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > glass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonder
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > glass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hiccuped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was doing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so she did not bite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beneficiary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but she did not bite .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She knew about the exclusion clause that they would pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > died
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > humor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being the worlds foremost comedian.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not that is your best joke ever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exclusion clause.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But every one knows there is no such thing as a sanity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Guy goes to his insurance agent he says "I want a policy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house against hail, hurricanes, and volcanoes. I want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clauses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things. oh yes , I remember I need a clause against
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sandstorms.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one of those"? And the insurance agent said "no, I'm afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sandy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Claus”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They dune him wrong
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite comic strips is Dune es bery.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shore it is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My girlfriend Darlene sells seashells by the seashore. That's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out hooking. Big fisher woman she is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wrong routine --- that should have been your sister Sue selling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seashells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the seashore but you are not Sy.,..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9s8U0O0XPE&t=33s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > My girlfriend Darlene was never sued for selling seashells by the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > seashore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > because they're public domain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That is being rather shellfish of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Why do you crab all the time?
> > > > > > > > > > > Just awaiting your next clam-it.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I will only clam up when they pry my words from my cold , dead mouth.
> > > > > > > > > I have the mussel need to do the job,
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I Oyster belt you for that one.
> > > > > > > I am supposed to wait for a pearl of wisdom from you???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No no Minnie Pearl on the Grand Ole Opry was no genius ; she never even
> > > > > > took
> > > > > > the price tag off her hat.
> > > > > But she is more cultured that you.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I'm more cultured than cultured marble.
> > > But using them, leaves you glassy eyed
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I was once raking up leaves and what did I find beneath them? A glassy-eyed
> > glass eye.
> You glazier at it and it did so right back.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 7 May 2022 11:22 UTC

On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006-92e0-2c5dddaad524n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<950245e4-2372-4fea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 2:52:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<6689f9b8-27fe-408c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:37:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d0d55944-1a63-45d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:31:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4eb436e5-ceca-4c38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:16:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<9b8edb74-b78e-45db...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85299a4a-7daa-4b53...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:09:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<61cce207-d3c2-494d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lol On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:25:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<946c0912-e34d-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:15:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c49c9b5-4726-4f99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<283dd03c-7d17-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:27:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85d87940-f337-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > downtown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > glass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonder
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > glass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hiccuped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was doing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so she did not bite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beneficiary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but she did not bite .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She knew about the exclusion clause that they would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > died
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > humor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being the worlds foremost comedian.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not that is your best joke ever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exclusion clause.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But every one knows there is no such thing as a sanity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Guy goes to his insurance agent he says "I want a policy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house against hail, hurricanes, and volcanoes. I want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clauses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things. oh yes , I remember I need a clause against
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sandstorms.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one of those"? And the insurance agent said "no, I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sandy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Claus”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They dune him wrong
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite comic strips is Dune es bery.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shore it is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My girlfriend Darlene sells seashells by the seashore. That's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out hooking. Big fisher woman she is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wrong routine --- that should have been your sister Sue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > selling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seashells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the seashore but you are not Sy.,..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9s8U0O0XPE&t=33s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My girlfriend Darlene was never sued for selling seashells by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seashore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because they're public domain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is being rather shellfish of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Why do you crab all the time?
> > > > > > > > > > > > Just awaiting your next clam-it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I will only clam up when they pry my words from my cold , dead
> > > > > > > > > > > mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > I have the mussel need to do the job,
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I Oyster belt you for that one.
> > > > > > > > I am supposed to wait for a pearl of wisdom from you???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No no Minnie Pearl on the Grand Ole Opry was no genius ; she never even
> > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > the price tag off her hat.
> > > > > > But she is more cultured that you.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm more cultured than cultured marble.
> > > > But using them, leaves you glassy eyed
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I was once raking up leaves and what did I find beneath them? A glassy-eyed
> > > glass eye.
> > You glazier at it and it did so right back.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I once got a job as a glazier and the first day the boss didn't see me around
> and he looked and looked and looked and finally he decided to phone and I
> said "glazier , I thought you said glacier, I'm here in Antarctica “


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On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<950245e4-2372-4fea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 2:52:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<6689f9b8-27fe-408c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:37:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d0d55944-1a63-45d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:31:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4eb436e5-ceca-4c38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:16:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9b8edb74-b78e-45db...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85299a4a-7daa-4b53...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:09:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<61cce207-d3c2-494d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lol On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:25:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<946c0912-e34d-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:15:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c49c9b5-4726-4f99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<283dd03c-7d17-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:27:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85d87940-f337-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > downtown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > glass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonder
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > glass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hiccuped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was doing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so she did not bite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beneficiary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but she did not bite .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She knew about the exclusion clause that they would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > died
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > humor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being the worlds foremost comedian.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not that is your best joke ever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exclusion clause.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But every one knows there is no such thing as a sanity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Guy goes to his insurance agent he says "I want a policy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house against hail, hurricanes, and volcanoes. I want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clauses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things. oh yes , I remember I need a clause against
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sandstorms.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one of those"? And the insurance agent said "no, I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sandy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Claus”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They dune him wrong
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite comic strips is Dune es bery.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shore it is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My girlfriend Darlene sells seashells by the seashore. That's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out hooking. Big fisher woman she is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wrong routine --- that should have been your sister Sue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > selling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seashells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the seashore but you are not Sy.,..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9s8U0O0XPE&t=33s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My girlfriend Darlene was never sued for selling seashells by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seashore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because they're public domain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is being rather shellfish of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why do you crab all the time?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Just awaiting your next clam-it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I will only clam up when they pry my words from my cold , dead
> > > > > > > > > > > > mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > > I have the mussel need to do the job,
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I Oyster belt you for that one.
> > > > > > > > > I am supposed to wait for a pearl of wisdom from you???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No no Minnie Pearl on the Grand Ole Opry was no genius ; she never even
> > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > the price tag off her hat.
> > > > > > > But she is more cultured that you.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I'm more cultured than cultured marble.
> > > > > But using them, leaves you glassy eyed
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I was once raking up leaves and what did I find beneath them? A glassy-eyed
> > > > glass eye.
> > > You glazier at it and it did so right back.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I once got a job as a glazier and the first day the boss didn't see me around
> > and he looked and looked and looked and finally he decided to phone and I
> > said "glazier , I thought you said glacier, I'm here in Antarctica “
>
> That excuse got an icy reception.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 7 May 2022 17:38 UTC

On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e-8590-1a6ebc8be437n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> >
> > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a get together with all
> my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the way you are and your
> reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy reception”

Being both engaged and married at the same time would cause family problems

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > >
> > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a get together with all
> > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the way you are and your
> > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy reception”
>
> Being both engaged and married at the same time would cause family problems
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but since this is a pun forum we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be my wife's relatives decided to meet me and they did that by throwing sirloin steaks at my face

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 by: Mike - Sun, 8 May 2022 09:01 UTC

On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1-ab5d-594ae4430aben@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > >
> > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a get together with
> > > all
> > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the way you are and your
> > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy reception”
> >
> > Being both engaged and married at the same time would cause family problems
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but since this is a pun forum
> we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be my wife's relatives
> decided to meet me and they did that by throwing sirloin steaks at my face

And not thru the heart???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > >
> > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a get together with
> > > > all
> > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the way you are and your
> > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy reception”
> > >
> > > Being both engaged and married at the same time would cause family problems
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but since this is a pun forum
> > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be my wife's relatives
> > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing sirloin steaks at my face
> And not thru the heart???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing the countryside and we finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 9 May 2022 11:27 UTC

On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<02919558-f154-4bbb-9a0e-0d3df5c3325dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a get together with
> > > > > all
> > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the way you are and your
> > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy reception”
> > > >
> > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time would cause family
> > > > problems
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but since this is a pun
> > > forum
> > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be my wife's relatives
> > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing sirloin steaks at my face
> > And not thru the heart???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing the countryside and we
> finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.

Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 9 May 2022 22:17 UTC

On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a get together with
> > > > > > all
> > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the way you are and your
> > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy reception”
> > > > >
> > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time would cause family
> > > > > problems
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but since this is a pun
> > > > forum
> > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be my wife's relatives
> > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing sirloin steaks at my face
> > > And not thru the heart???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing the countryside and we
> > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Vlad also liked to stave green stamps

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 by: Mike - Tue, 10 May 2022 11:24 UTC

On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66-949a-ef402ff19109n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a get together
> > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the way you are and
> > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy reception”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time would cause family
> > > > > > problems
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but since this is a pun
> > > > > forum
> > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be my wife's
> > > > > relatives
> > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing sirloin steaks at my
> > > > > face
> > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing the countryside and
> > > we
> > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Vlad also liked to stave green stamps

I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a get together
> > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the way you are and
> > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy reception”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time would cause family
> > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but since this is a pun
> > > > > > forum
> > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be my wife's
> > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing sirloin steaks at my
> > > > > > face
> > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing the countryside and
> > > > we
> > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which had blue hair and the excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you can say that he was into blue chip investments.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 10 May 2022 17:18 UTC

On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c-b807-c79d20c8a194n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a get together
> > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the way you are and
> > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy reception”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time would cause family
> > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but since this is a pun
> > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be my wife's
> > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing sirloin steaks at my
> > > > > > > face
> > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing the countryside
> > > > > and
> > > > > we
> > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which had blue hair and the
> excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you can say that he was
> into blue chip investments.

They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:18:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a get together
> > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the way you are and
> > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy reception”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time would cause family
> > > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but since this is a pun
> > > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be my wife's
> > > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing sirloin steaks at my
> > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing the countryside
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > we
> > > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which had blue hair and the
> > excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you can say that he was
> > into blue chip investments.
> They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I was put in prison for well we won't go in to Why they told me that my job was to make license plates extinct they said donnn you're going to stamp out license plates

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On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<30a95266-69cf-48a3-835f-30bfad60edd4n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:18:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a get together
> > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the way you are
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy reception”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time would cause family
> > > > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but since this is a
> > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be my wife's
> > > > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing sirloin steaks at my
> > > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing the countryside
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > > > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which had blue hair and the
> > > excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you can say that he was
> > > into blue chip investments.
> > They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I was put in prison for well we won't go in to Why they told me that my job
> was to make license plates extinct they said donnn you're going to stamp out
> license plates

But wasn’t it the Stamp Act that help fuel the American Revolution???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 11 May 2022 16:50 UTC

On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:16:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<30a95266-69cf-48a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:18:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a get together
> > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the way you are
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy reception”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time would cause family
> > > > > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but since this is a
> > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be my wife's
> > > > > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing sirloin steaks at my
> > > > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing the countryside
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > > > > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which had blue hair and the
> > > > excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you can say that he was
> > > > into blue chip investments.
> > > They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I was put in prison for well we won't go in to Why they told me that my job
> > was to make license plates extinct they said donnn you're going to stamp out
> > license plates
> But wasn’t it the Stamp Act that help fuel the American Revolution???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Do you know how the American revolution came
about ? they put a great big steak in Kansas and twirled that sucker around it

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 by: Mike - Wed, 11 May 2022 18:22 UTC

On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5f51e44e-fe1a-4221-bc17-03fe0f254739n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:16:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<30a95266-69cf-48a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:18:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the way you are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy reception”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time would cause family
> > > > > > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but since this is a
> > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be my wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing sirloin steaks at
> > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing the
> > > > > > > > > countryside
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > > > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > > > > > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which had blue hair and
> > > > > the
> > > > > excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you can say that he
> > > > > was
> > > > > into blue chip investments.
> > > > They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I was put in prison for well we won't go in to Why they told me that my job
> > > was to make license plates extinct they said donnn you're going to stamp
> > > out
> > > license plates
> > But wasn’t it the Stamp Act that help fuel the American Revolution???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Do you know how the American revolution came
> about ? they put a great big steak in Kansas and twirled that sucker around it

Did they use a Texas sized steak???


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 12 May 2022 02:01 UTC

On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:22:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5f51e44e-fe1a-4221...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:16:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<30a95266-69cf-48a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:18:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the way you are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy reception”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time would cause family
> > > > > > > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but since this is a
> > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be my wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing sirloin steaks at
> > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing the
> > > > > > > > > > countryside
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > > > > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > > > > > > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which had blue hair and
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you can say that he
> > > > > > was
> > > > > > into blue chip investments.
> > > > > They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I was put in prison for well we won't go in to Why they told me that my job
> > > > was to make license plates extinct they said donnn you're going to stamp
> > > > out
> > > > license plates
> > > But wasn’t it the Stamp Act that help fuel the American Revolution???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Do you know how the American revolution came
> > about ? they put a great big steak in Kansas and twirled that sucker around it
> Did they use a Texas sized steak???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 12 May 2022 09:48 UTC

On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5175281a-84ab-4c27-95c7-3f09d90b9277n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:22:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5f51e44e-fe1a-4221...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:16:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<30a95266-69cf-48a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:18:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the way you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy reception”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time would cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > family
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but since this is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be my wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing sirloin steaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing the
> > > > > > > > > > > countryside
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > > > > > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > > > > > > > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which had blue hair and
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you can say that he
> > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > into blue chip investments.
> > > > > > They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I was put in prison for well we won't go in to Why they told me that my
> > > > > job
> > > > > was to make license plates extinct they said donnn you're going to stamp
> > > > > out
> > > > > license plates
> > > > But wasn’t it the Stamp Act that help fuel the American Revolution???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Do you know how the American revolution came
> > > about ? they put a great big steak in Kansas and twirled that sucker
> > > around it
> > Did they use a Texas sized steak???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Texas sized steak???? hell that would be so big it would cover over about 14
> of those little puny ass states up there in the Midwest if it was used as a
> steak to revolve around
>
> and furthermore what's the stuff about all Texans being millionaires ? I
> myself am in debt to the tune of $7,822,365.22


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 12 May 2022 11:50 UTC

On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:48:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5175281a-84ab-4c27...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:22:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5f51e44e-fe1a-4221...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:16:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<30a95266-69cf-48a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:18:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the way you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy reception”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time would cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > family
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but since this is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be my wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing sirloin steaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing the
> > > > > > > > > > > > countryside
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > > > > > > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > > > > > > > > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which had blue hair and
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you can say that he
> > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > into blue chip investments.
> > > > > > > They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I was put in prison for well we won't go in to Why they told me that my
> > > > > > job
> > > > > > was to make license plates extinct they said donnn you're going to stamp
> > > > > > out
> > > > > > license plates
> > > > > But wasn’t it the Stamp Act that help fuel the American Revolution???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Do you know how the American revolution came
> > > > about ? they put a great big steak in Kansas and twirled that sucker
> > > > around it
> > > Did they use a Texas sized steak???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Texas sized steak???? hell that would be so big it would cover over about 14
> > of those little puny ass states up there in the Midwest if it was used as a
> > steak to revolve around
> >
> > and furthermore what's the stuff about all Texans being millionaires ? I
> > myself am in debt to the tune of $7,822,365.22
> Double that to include your share of the national debit
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 12 May 2022 13:12 UTC

On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e035ef3f-45e3-4ef9-9e11-5c2c9b23caaen@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:48:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5175281a-84ab-4c27...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:22:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5f51e44e-fe1a-4221...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:16:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<30a95266-69cf-48a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:18:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the way you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy reception”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time would cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > family
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but since this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing sirloin steaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > countryside
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > > > > > > > > > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which had blue hair
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you can say that
> > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > into blue chip investments.
> > > > > > > > They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I was put in prison for well we won't go in to Why they told me that my
> > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > was to make license plates extinct they said donnn you're going to
> > > > > > > stamp
> > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > license plates
> > > > > > But wasn’t it the Stamp Act that help fuel the American Revolution???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Do you know how the American revolution came
> > > > > about ? they put a great big steak in Kansas and twirled that sucker
> > > > > around it
> > > > Did they use a Texas sized steak???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Texas sized steak???? hell that would be so big it would cover over about
> > > 14
> > > of those little puny ass states up there in the Midwest if it was used as a
> > > steak to revolve around
> > >
> > > and furthermore what's the stuff about all Texans being millionaires ? I
> > > myself am in debt to the tune of $7,822,365.22
> > Double that to include your share of the national debit
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I wants had a national debit card it would let me charge millions if not
> billions if not trillions if not quadrillion of dollars just like Elon musk.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 12 May 2022 19:45 UTC

On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:12:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e035ef3f-45e3-4ef9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:48:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5175281a-84ab-4c27...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:22:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5f51e44e-fe1a-4221...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:16:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<30a95266-69cf-48a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:18:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the way you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy reception”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time would cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > family
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but since this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing sirloin steaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > countryside
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > > > > > > > > > > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which had blue hair
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you can say that
> > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > into blue chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I was put in prison for well we won't go in to Why they told me that my
> > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > was to make license plates extinct they said donnn you're going to
> > > > > > > > stamp
> > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > license plates
> > > > > > > But wasn’t it the Stamp Act that help fuel the American Revolution???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Do you know how the American revolution came
> > > > > > about ? they put a great big steak in Kansas and twirled that sucker
> > > > > > around it
> > > > > Did they use a Texas sized steak???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Texas sized steak???? hell that would be so big it would cover over about
> > > > 14
> > > > of those little puny ass states up there in the Midwest if it was used as a
> > > > steak to revolve around
> > > >
> > > > and furthermore what's the stuff about all Texans being millionaires ? I
> > > > myself am in debt to the tune of $7,822,365.22
> > > Double that to include your share of the national debit
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I wants had a national debit card it would let me charge millions if not
> > billions if not trillions if not quadrillion of dollars just like Elon musk.
> Till you get it in the rear for being in arrears
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<88ebf95d-5708-44f6-a9fa-aab3e7607fd4n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:12:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e035ef3f-45e3-4ef9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:48:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5175281a-84ab-4c27...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:22:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5f51e44e-fe1a-4221...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:16:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<30a95266-69cf-48a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:18:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reception”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time would cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > family
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but since this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing sirloin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > steaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > countryside
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > > > > > > > > > > > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which had blue hair
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you can say that
> > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > into blue chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I was put in prison for well we won't go in to Why they told me that
> > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > was to make license plates extinct they said donnn you're going to
> > > > > > > > > stamp
> > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > license plates
> > > > > > > > But wasn’t it the Stamp Act that help fuel the American
> > > > > > > > Revolution???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Do you know how the American revolution came
> > > > > > > about ? they put a great big steak in Kansas and twirled that sucker
> > > > > > > around it
> > > > > > Did they use a Texas sized steak???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Texas sized steak???? hell that would be so big it would cover over about
> > > > > 14
> > > > > of those little puny ass states up there in the Midwest if it was used
> > > > > as a
> > > > > steak to revolve around
> > > > >
> > > > > and furthermore what's the stuff about all Texans being millionaires ? I
> > > > > myself am in debt to the tune of $7,822,365.22
> > > > Double that to include your share of the national debit
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I wants had a national debit card it would let me charge millions if not
> > > billions if not trillions if not quadrillion of dollars just like Elon
> > > musk.
> > Till you get it in the rear for being in arrears
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> David Letterman once interviewed Connie Chung and he asked her "where were
> you reared at""?" she replied (Now I might not have the cities exactly right
> here )
> "I was born in Toledo but I got reared in Washington DC”
Nothing new there --- Washington gets us all in the end.


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On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:27:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<88ebf95d-5708-44f6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:12:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e035ef3f-45e3-4ef9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:48:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5175281a-84ab-4c27...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:22:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5f51e44e-fe1a-4221...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:16:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<30a95266-69cf-48a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:18:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reception”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time would cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > family
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but since this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing sirloin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > steaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > countryside
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which had blue hair
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you can say that
> > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > into blue chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I was put in prison for well we won't go in to Why they told me that
> > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > was to make license plates extinct they said donnn you're going to
> > > > > > > > > > stamp
> > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > license plates
> > > > > > > > > But wasn’t it the Stamp Act that help fuel the American
> > > > > > > > > Revolution???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Do you know how the American revolution came
> > > > > > > > about ? they put a great big steak in Kansas and twirled that sucker
> > > > > > > > around it
> > > > > > > Did they use a Texas sized steak???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Texas sized steak???? hell that would be so big it would cover over about
> > > > > > 14
> > > > > > of those little puny ass states up there in the Midwest if it was used
> > > > > > as a
> > > > > > steak to revolve around
> > > > > >
> > > > > > and furthermore what's the stuff about all Texans being millionaires ? I
> > > > > > myself am in debt to the tune of $7,822,365.22
> > > > > Double that to include your share of the national debit
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I wants had a national debit card it would let me charge millions if not
> > > > billions if not trillions if not quadrillion of dollars just like Elon
> > > > musk.
> > > Till you get it in the rear for being in arrears
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > David Letterman once interviewed Connie Chung and he asked her "where were
> > you reared at""?" she replied (Now I might not have the cities exactly right
> > here )
> > "I was born in Toledo but I got reared in Washington DC”
> Nothing new there --- Washington gets us all in the end.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e5ab171a-6b78-4fad-a216-44e5a2cb1aefn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:27:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<88ebf95d-5708-44f6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:12:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e035ef3f-45e3-4ef9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:48:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5175281a-84ab-4c27...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:22:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5f51e44e-fe1a-4221...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:16:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<30a95266-69cf-48a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:18:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reception”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > family
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing sirloin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > steaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > countryside
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which had blue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you can say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > into blue chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I was put in prison for well we won't go in to Why they told me
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > was to make license plates extinct they said donnn you're going to
> > > > > > > > > > > stamp
> > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > license plates
> > > > > > > > > > But wasn’t it the Stamp Act that help fuel the American
> > > > > > > > > > Revolution???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Do you know how the American revolution came
> > > > > > > > > about ? they put a great big steak in Kansas and twirled that sucker
> > > > > > > > > around it
> > > > > > > > Did they use a Texas sized steak???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Texas sized steak???? hell that would be so big it would cover over
> > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > 14
> > > > > > > of those little puny ass states up there in the Midwest if it was used
> > > > > > > as a
> > > > > > > steak to revolve around
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > and furthermore what's the stuff about all Texans being millionaires ?
> > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > myself am in debt to the tune of $7,822,365.22
> > > > > > Double that to include your share of the national debit
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I wants had a national debit card it would let me charge millions if not
> > > > > billions if not trillions if not quadrillion of dollars just like Elon
> > > > > musk.
> > > > Till you get it in the rear for being in arrears
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > David Letterman once interviewed Connie Chung and he asked her "where were
> > > you reared at""?" she replied (Now I might not have the cities exactly
> > > right
> > > here )
> > > "I was born in Toledo but I got reared in Washington DC”
> > Nothing new there --- Washington gets us all in the end.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> As he did Martha:


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