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 by: Mike - Wed, 4 May 2022 16:32 UTC

On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<220394d1-ecc2-4f8f-ae28-a84ea09fdbcfn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:05:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<8f0fab84-0a4e-4da0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<72aa4fdb-6876-4a38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:13:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<52a0cfda-7776-4d90...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:20:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<7a522ad7-c418-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:25:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ab0f23f-6a1e-4558...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Britain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > technicalities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > paper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they auto.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well , how do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between himself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I was just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watching
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > part.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff competition with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff competition , and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep working my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you, babe”
> > > > > > > > > > > > Another phallus-cy
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > There was his fellow running around nude in our town and everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a crowd,
> > > > > > > > > > > pointed
> > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have no penis.”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > So now he is famous for exposing his shortcomings
> > > > > > > > > > (I give credit to David Niven for that one)
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who had a very strange physiological defect in
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > when he had sexual intercourse he could only ejaculate for 1/10 of a
> > > > > > > > > second
> > > > > > > > > 1/10 of a second mind you he really got depressed about it he went to
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > doctor a renowned sex therapist and Said doc I have a shortcoming.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Oh I'm sorry that's the same pun you gave ; well I can't come up with
> > > > > > > > > anything better
> > > > > > > > So you had second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > my brain is just beyond description as for being fast and competent and
> > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > and hard-working and fast and nice , for most of this activity the time
> > > > > > > between synoptical transmissions and receiving's is like a trillionth
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > second but sometimes like when I'm drunk my thoughts take a lot longer
> > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > that case I have instead of just a minute fraction of a second
> > > > > > > thoughts I
> > > > > > > have second thoughts.
> > > > > > Thas called a race condition --- rushing to judgement
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Once I burned down my neighbor's barn ; he came after me with a
> > > > > pitchfork .
> > > > > he said we're gonna have a rush to judgment here.
> > > > That is about the scythe of it.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I am not going to be around someone like you that lisps when he tries to
> > > say
> > > "size.”
> >
> > Your not wanting to speaks volumes about how a comparison would turn out
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> A comparison between me and you would be like a comparison between a diseased
> giraffe and a crater on the moon.
But why would I need to moon you??


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On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:32:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<220394d1-ecc2-4f8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:05:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<8f0fab84-0a4e-4da0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<72aa4fdb-6876-4a38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:13:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<52a0cfda-7776-4d90...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:20:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<7a522ad7-c418-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:25:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ab0f23f-6a1e-4558...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Britain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > technicalities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > paper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they auto.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well , how do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between himself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I was just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watching
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > part.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff competition with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff competition , and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep working my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you, babe”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Another phallus-cy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > There was his fellow running around nude in our town and everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a crowd,
> > > > > > > > > > > > pointed
> > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have no penis.”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > So now he is famous for exposing his shortcomings
> > > > > > > > > > > (I give credit to David Niven for that one)
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who had a very strange physiological defect in
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > when he had sexual intercourse he could only ejaculate for 1/10 of a
> > > > > > > > > > second
> > > > > > > > > > 1/10 of a second mind you he really got depressed about it he went to
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > doctor a renowned sex therapist and Said doc I have a shortcoming.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Oh I'm sorry that's the same pun you gave ; well I can't come up with
> > > > > > > > > > anything better
> > > > > > > > > So you had second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > my brain is just beyond description as for being fast and competent and
> > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > and hard-working and fast and nice , for most of this activity the time
> > > > > > > > between synoptical transmissions and receiving's is like a trillionth
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > second but sometimes like when I'm drunk my thoughts take a lot longer
> > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > that case I have instead of just a minute fraction of a second
> > > > > > > > thoughts I
> > > > > > > > have second thoughts.
> > > > > > > Thas called a race condition --- rushing to judgement
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Once I burned down my neighbor's barn ; he came after me with a
> > > > > > pitchfork .
> > > > > > he said we're gonna have a rush to judgment here.
> > > > > That is about the scythe of it.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I am not going to be around someone like you that lisps when he tries to
> > > > say
> > > > "size.”
> > >
> > > Your not wanting to speaks volumes about how a comparison would turn out
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > A comparison between me and you would be like a comparison between a diseased
> > giraffe and a crater on the moon.
> But why would I need to moon you??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:32:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<220394d1-ecc2-4f8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:05:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<8f0fab84-0a4e-4da0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<72aa4fdb-6876-4a38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:13:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<52a0cfda-7776-4d90...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:20:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<7a522ad7-c418-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:25:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ab0f23f-6a1e-4558...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Britain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > technicalities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > paper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they auto.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well , how do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between himself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I was just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watching
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > part.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff competition with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff competition , and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep working my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you, babe”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Another phallus-cy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > There was his fellow running around nude in our town and everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a crowd,
> > > > > > > > > > > > pointed
> > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have no penis.”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > So now he is famous for exposing his shortcomings
> > > > > > > > > > > (I give credit to David Niven for that one)
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who had a very strange physiological defect in
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > when he had sexual intercourse he could only ejaculate for 1/10 of a
> > > > > > > > > > second
> > > > > > > > > > 1/10 of a second mind you he really got depressed about it he went to
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > doctor a renowned sex therapist and Said doc I have a shortcoming.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Oh I'm sorry that's the same pun you gave ; well I can't come up with
> > > > > > > > > > anything better
> > > > > > > > > So you had second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > my brain is just beyond description as for being fast and competent and
> > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > and hard-working and fast and nice , for most of this activity the time
> > > > > > > > between synoptical transmissions and receiving's is like a trillionth
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > second but sometimes like when I'm drunk my thoughts take a lot longer
> > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > that case I have instead of just a minute fraction of a second
> > > > > > > > thoughts I
> > > > > > > > have second thoughts.
> > > > > > > Thas called a race condition --- rushing to judgement
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Once I burned down my neighbor's barn ; he came after me with a
> > > > > > pitchfork .
> > > > > > he said we're gonna have a rush to judgment here.
> > > > > That is about the scythe of it.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I am not going to be around someone like you that lisps when he tries to
> > > > say
> > > > "size.”
> > >
> > > Your not wanting to speaks volumes about how a comparison would turn out
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > A comparison between me and you would be like a comparison between a diseased
> > giraffe and a crater on the moon.
> But why would I need to moon you??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<01ccff0a-1b35-44a1-823e-e3cfd2eb1a04n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:32:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<220394d1-ecc2-4f8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:05:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<8f0fab84-0a4e-4da0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<72aa4fdb-6876-4a38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:13:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cfda-7776-4d90...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:20:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a522ad7-c418-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:25:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ab0f23f-6a1e-4558...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Britain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > technicalities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > paper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > auto.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well , how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watching
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > part.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff competition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff competition , and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep working my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you, babe”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Another phallus-cy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > There was his fellow running around nude in our town and everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a crowd,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pointed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > penis.”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > So now he is famous for exposing his shortcomings
> > > > > > > > > > > > (I give credit to David Niven for that one)
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who had a very strange physiological defect
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > when he had sexual intercourse he could only ejaculate for 1/10 of
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > second
> > > > > > > > > > > 1/10 of a second mind you he really got depressed about it he went
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > doctor a renowned sex therapist and Said doc I have a shortcoming.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Oh I'm sorry that's the same pun you gave ; well I can't come up
> > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > anything better
> > > > > > > > > > So you had second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > my brain is just beyond description as for being fast and competent
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > and hard-working and fast and nice , for most of this activity the
> > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > between synoptical transmissions and receiving's is like a trillionth
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > second but sometimes like when I'm drunk my thoughts take a lot
> > > > > > > > > longer
> > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > that case I have instead of just a minute fraction of a second
> > > > > > > > > thoughts I
> > > > > > > > > have second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > Thas called a race condition --- rushing to judgement
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Once I burned down my neighbor's barn ; he came after me with a
> > > > > > > pitchfork .
> > > > > > > he said we're gonna have a rush to judgment here.
> > > > > > That is about the scythe of it.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I am not going to be around someone like you that lisps when he tries to
> > > > > say
> > > > > "size.”
> > > >
> > > > Your not wanting to speaks volumes about how a comparison would turn out
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > A comparison between me and you would be like a comparison between a
> > > diseased
> > > giraffe and a crater on the moon.
> > But why would I need to moon you??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Because it would give me a chance to see exactly how big of a posterior you
> are.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 5 May 2022 01:26 UTC

On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:13:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<01ccff0a-1b35-44a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:32:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<220394d1-ecc2-4f8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:05:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<8f0fab84-0a4e-4da0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<72aa4fdb-6876-4a38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:13:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cfda-7776-4d90...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:20:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a522ad7-c418-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:25:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ab0f23f-6a1e-4558...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Britain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > technicalities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > paper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > auto.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well , how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watching
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > part.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff competition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff competition , and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep working my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you, babe”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Another phallus-cy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was his fellow running around nude in our town and everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a crowd,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pointed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > penis.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So now he is famous for exposing his shortcomings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (I give credit to David Niven for that one)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who had a very strange physiological defect
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > when he had sexual intercourse he could only ejaculate for 1/10 of
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > second
> > > > > > > > > > > > 1/10 of a second mind you he really got depressed about it he went
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > doctor a renowned sex therapist and Said doc I have a shortcoming.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Oh I'm sorry that's the same pun you gave ; well I can't come up
> > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > anything better
> > > > > > > > > > > So you had second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > my brain is just beyond description as for being fast and competent
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > and hard-working and fast and nice , for most of this activity the
> > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > between synoptical transmissions and receiving's is like a trillionth
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > second but sometimes like when I'm drunk my thoughts take a lot
> > > > > > > > > > longer
> > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > that case I have instead of just a minute fraction of a second
> > > > > > > > > > thoughts I
> > > > > > > > > > have second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > Thas called a race condition --- rushing to judgement
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Once I burned down my neighbor's barn ; he came after me with a
> > > > > > > > pitchfork .
> > > > > > > > he said we're gonna have a rush to judgment here.
> > > > > > > That is about the scythe of it.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I am not going to be around someone like you that lisps when he tries to
> > > > > > say
> > > > > > "size.”
> > > > >
> > > > > Your not wanting to speaks volumes about how a comparison would turn out
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > A comparison between me and you would be like a comparison between a
> > > > diseased
> > > > giraffe and a crater on the moon.
> > > But why would I need to moon you??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Because it would give me a chance to see exactly how big of a posterior you
> > are.
> But you will never see the end of this
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 5 May 2022 14:27 UTC

On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<afa82e24-b5fb-4e9d-8cd4-80f70dad8435n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:13:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<01ccff0a-1b35-44a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:32:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<220394d1-ecc2-4f8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:05:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<8f0fab84-0a4e-4da0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<72aa4fdb-6876-4a38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:13:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cfda-7776-4d90...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:20:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a522ad7-c418-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:25:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ab0f23f-6a1e-4558...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Britain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > technicalities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > paper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > auto.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watching
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > part.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff competition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff competition ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you, babe”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Another phallus-cy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was his fellow running around nude in our town and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a crowd,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pointed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penis.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now he is famous for exposing his shortcomings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (I give credit to David Niven for that one)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who had a very strange physiological defect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > when he had sexual intercourse he could only ejaculate for 1/10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > second
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 1/10 of a second mind you he really got depressed about it he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > doctor a renowned sex therapist and Said doc I have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > shortcoming.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh I'm sorry that's the same pun you gave ; well I can't come up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > anything better
> > > > > > > > > > > > So you had second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > my brain is just beyond description as for being fast and competent
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > > and hard-working and fast and nice , for most of this activity the
> > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > between synoptical transmissions and receiving's is like a
> > > > > > > > > > > trillionth
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > second but sometimes like when I'm drunk my thoughts take a lot
> > > > > > > > > > > longer
> > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > that case I have instead of just a minute fraction of a second
> > > > > > > > > > > thoughts I
> > > > > > > > > > > have second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > > Thas called a race condition --- rushing to judgement
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Once I burned down my neighbor's barn ; he came after me with a
> > > > > > > > > pitchfork .
> > > > > > > > > he said we're gonna have a rush to judgment here.
> > > > > > > > That is about the scythe of it.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I am not going to be around someone like you that lisps when he tries
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > "size.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Your not wanting to speaks volumes about how a comparison would turn out
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > A comparison between me and you would be like a comparison between a
> > > > > diseased
> > > > > giraffe and a crater on the moon.
> > > > But why would I need to moon you??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Because it would give me a chance to see exactly how big of a posterior you
> > > are.
> > But you will never see the end of this
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> So you admit your posterior is so big that we will never see the end of it
> because it stretches out beyond the cosmological event horizon.


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On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:27:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<afa82e24-b5fb-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:13:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<01ccff0a-1b35-44a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:32:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<220394d1-ecc2-4f8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:05:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<8f0fab84-0a4e-4da0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<72aa4fdb-6876-4a38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:13:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cfda-7776-4d90...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:20:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a522ad7-c418-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:25:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ab0f23f-6a1e-4558...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Britain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > technicalities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > paper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > auto.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watching
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > part.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff competition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff competition ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you, babe”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Another phallus-cy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was his fellow running around nude in our town and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a crowd,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pointed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penis.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now he is famous for exposing his shortcomings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (I give credit to David Niven for that one)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who had a very strange physiological defect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > when he had sexual intercourse he could only ejaculate for 1/10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > second
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1/10 of a second mind you he really got depressed about it he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > doctor a renowned sex therapist and Said doc I have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > shortcoming.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh I'm sorry that's the same pun you gave ; well I can't come up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything better
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So you had second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > my brain is just beyond description as for being fast and competent
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > and hard-working and fast and nice , for most of this activity the
> > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > between synoptical transmissions and receiving's is like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > trillionth
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > second but sometimes like when I'm drunk my thoughts take a lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > longer
> > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > that case I have instead of just a minute fraction of a second
> > > > > > > > > > > > thoughts I
> > > > > > > > > > > > have second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > > > Thas called a race condition --- rushing to judgement
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Once I burned down my neighbor's barn ; he came after me with a
> > > > > > > > > > pitchfork .
> > > > > > > > > > he said we're gonna have a rush to judgment here.
> > > > > > > > > That is about the scythe of it.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I am not going to be around someone like you that lisps when he tries
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > "size.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Your not wanting to speaks volumes about how a comparison would turn out
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A comparison between me and you would be like a comparison between a
> > > > > > diseased
> > > > > > giraffe and a crater on the moon.
> > > > > But why would I need to moon you??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Because it would give me a chance to see exactly how big of a posterior you
> > > > are.
> > > But you will never see the end of this
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > So you admit your posterior is so big that we will never see the end of it
> > because it stretches out beyond the cosmological event horizon.
> Very c heek-y of you
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 5 May 2022 17:34 UTC

On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1a0326b1-3a0c-4500-a7c4-e1af35b69bd5n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:27:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<afa82e24-b5fb-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:13:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<01ccff0a-1b35-44a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:32:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<220394d1-ecc2-4f8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:05:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<8f0fab84-0a4e-4da0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<72aa4fdb-6876-4a38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:13:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cfda-7776-4d90...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:20:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a522ad7-c418-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:25:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ab0f23f-6a1e-4558...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Britain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > technicalities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > paper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > auto.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watching
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > part.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > competition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff competition ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you, babe”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Another phallus-cy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was his fellow running around nude in our town and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crowd,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pointed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penis.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now he is famous for exposing his shortcomings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (I give credit to David Niven for that one)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who had a very strange physiological
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > defect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when he had sexual intercourse he could only ejaculate for 1/10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > second
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1/10 of a second mind you he really got depressed about it he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doctor a renowned sex therapist and Said doc I have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shortcoming.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh I'm sorry that's the same pun you gave ; well I can't come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything better
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you had second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my brain is just beyond description as for being fast and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > competent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and hard-working and fast and nice , for most of this activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > between synoptical transmissions and receiving's is like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > trillionth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > second but sometimes like when I'm drunk my thoughts take a lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > longer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that case I have instead of just a minute fraction of a second
> > > > > > > > > > > > > thoughts I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > have second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Thas called a race condition --- rushing to judgement
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Once I burned down my neighbor's barn ; he came after me with a
> > > > > > > > > > > pitchfork .
> > > > > > > > > > > he said we're gonna have a rush to judgment here.
> > > > > > > > > > That is about the scythe of it.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I am not going to be around someone like you that lisps when he tries
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > "size.”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Your not wanting to speaks volumes about how a comparison would turn
> > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > A comparison between me and you would be like a comparison between a
> > > > > > > diseased
> > > > > > > giraffe and a crater on the moon.
> > > > > > But why would I need to moon you??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Because it would give me a chance to see exactly how big of a posterior
> > > > > you
> > > > > are.
> > > > But you will never see the end of this
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > So you admit your posterior is so big that we will never see the end of it
> > > because it stretches out beyond the cosmological event horizon.
> > Very c heek-y of you
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I had to look up the word cheeky and the definition they had showed your
> picture and then the definition was "a man whose posterior is so big it
> stretches out beyond the cosmological event horizon”
While yours is a black hole


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On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:34:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1a0326b1-3a0c-4500...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:27:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<afa82e24-b5fb-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:13:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<01ccff0a-1b35-44a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:32:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<220394d1-ecc2-4f8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:05:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<8f0fab84-0a4e-4da0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<72aa4fdb-6876-4a38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:13:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cfda-7776-4d90...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:20:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a522ad7-c418-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:25:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ab0f23f-6a1e-4558...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Britain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > technicalities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > paper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > auto.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watching
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > part.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > competition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff competition ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you, babe”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Another phallus-cy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was his fellow running around nude in our town and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crowd,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pointed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penis.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now he is famous for exposing his shortcomings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (I give credit to David Niven for that one)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who had a very strange physiological
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > defect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when he had sexual intercourse he could only ejaculate for 1/10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > second
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1/10 of a second mind you he really got depressed about it he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doctor a renowned sex therapist and Said doc I have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shortcoming.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh I'm sorry that's the same pun you gave ; well I can't come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything better
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you had second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my brain is just beyond description as for being fast and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > competent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and hard-working and fast and nice , for most of this activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > between synoptical transmissions and receiving's is like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > trillionth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > second but sometimes like when I'm drunk my thoughts take a lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > longer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that case I have instead of just a minute fraction of a second
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > thoughts I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > have second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Thas called a race condition --- rushing to judgement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Once I burned down my neighbor's barn ; he came after me with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > pitchfork .
> > > > > > > > > > > > he said we're gonna have a rush to judgment here.
> > > > > > > > > > > That is about the scythe of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I am not going to be around someone like you that lisps when he tries
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > "size.”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Your not wanting to speaks volumes about how a comparison would turn
> > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > A comparison between me and you would be like a comparison between a
> > > > > > > > diseased
> > > > > > > > giraffe and a crater on the moon.
> > > > > > > But why would I need to moon you??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Because it would give me a chance to see exactly how big of a posterior
> > > > > > you
> > > > > > are.
> > > > > But you will never see the end of this
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > So you admit your posterior is so big that we will never see the end of it
> > > > because it stretches out beyond the cosmological event horizon.
> > > Very c heek-y of you
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I had to look up the word cheeky and the definition they had showed your
> > picture and then the definition was "a man whose posterior is so big it
> > stretches out beyond the cosmological event horizon”
> While yours is a black hole
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 6 May 2022 07:49 UTC

On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b5a9cb59-513c-4359-b5f0-44295b32b429n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:34:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<1a0326b1-3a0c-4500...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:27:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<afa82e24-b5fb-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:13:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<01ccff0a-1b35-44a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:32:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<220394d1-ecc2-4f8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:05:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<8f0fab84-0a4e-4da0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<72aa4fdb-6876-4a38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:13:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cfda-7776-4d90...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:20:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a522ad7-c418-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:25:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ab0f23f-6a1e-4558...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > land
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Britain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > technicalities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > paper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > auto.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watching
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > part.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > competition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > competition ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you, babe”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Another phallus-cy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was his fellow running around nude in our town and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crowd,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pointed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penis.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now he is famous for exposing his shortcomings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (I give credit to David Niven for that one)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who had a very strange physiological
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > defect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when he had sexual intercourse he could only ejaculate for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1/10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > second
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1/10 of a second mind you he really got depressed about it he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doctor a renowned sex therapist and Said doc I have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shortcoming.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh I'm sorry that's the same pun you gave ; well I can't come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything better
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you had second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my brain is just beyond description as for being fast and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > competent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and hard-working and fast and nice , for most of this activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > between synoptical transmissions and receiving's is like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trillionth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > second but sometimes like when I'm drunk my thoughts take a lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > longer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that case I have instead of just a minute fraction of a second
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thoughts I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thas called a race condition --- rushing to judgement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Once I burned down my neighbor's barn ; he came after me with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pitchfork .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he said we're gonna have a rush to judgment here.
> > > > > > > > > > > > That is about the scythe of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I am not going to be around someone like you that lisps when he
> > > > > > > > > > > tries
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > "size.”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Your not wanting to speaks volumes about how a comparison would turn
> > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > A comparison between me and you would be like a comparison between a
> > > > > > > > > diseased
> > > > > > > > > giraffe and a crater on the moon.
> > > > > > > > But why would I need to moon you??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Because it would give me a chance to see exactly how big of a posterior
> > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > are.
> > > > > > But you will never see the end of this
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > So you admit your posterior is so big that we will never see the end of
> > > > > it
> > > > > because it stretches out beyond the cosmological event horizon.
> > > > Very c heek-y of you
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I had to look up the word cheeky and the definition they had showed your
> > > picture and then the definition was "a man whose posterior is so big it
> > > stretches out beyond the cosmological event horizon”
> > While yours is a black hole
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> When I first heard the term "black hole "
> I thought they were referring to a section of Victoria here which is
> frequented by female prostitutes of the African American persuasion.


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On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 2:49:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b5a9cb59-513c-4359...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:34:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<1a0326b1-3a0c-4500...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:27:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<afa82e24-b5fb-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:13:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<01ccff0a-1b35-44a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:32:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<220394d1-ecc2-4f8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:05:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8f0fab84-0a4e-4da0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<72aa4fdb-6876-4a38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:13:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cfda-7776-4d90...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:20:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a522ad7-c418-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:25:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ab0f23f-6a1e-4558...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > land
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Britain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > technicalities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > paper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > auto.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watching
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > part.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > competition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > competition ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you, babe”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Another phallus-cy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was his fellow running around nude in our town and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crowd,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pointed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penis.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now he is famous for exposing his shortcomings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (I give credit to David Niven for that one)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who had a very strange physiological
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > defect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when he had sexual intercourse he could only ejaculate for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1/10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > second
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1/10 of a second mind you he really got depressed about it he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doctor a renowned sex therapist and Said doc I have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shortcoming.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh I'm sorry that's the same pun you gave ; well I can't come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything better
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you had second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my brain is just beyond description as for being fast and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > competent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and hard-working and fast and nice , for most of this activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > between synoptical transmissions and receiving's is like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trillionth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > second but sometimes like when I'm drunk my thoughts take a lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > longer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that case I have instead of just a minute fraction of a second
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thoughts I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thas called a race condition --- rushing to judgement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Once I burned down my neighbor's barn ; he came after me with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pitchfork .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he said we're gonna have a rush to judgment here.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That is about the scythe of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I am not going to be around someone like you that lisps when he
> > > > > > > > > > > > tries
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > "size.”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Your not wanting to speaks volumes about how a comparison would turn
> > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > A comparison between me and you would be like a comparison between a
> > > > > > > > > > diseased
> > > > > > > > > > giraffe and a crater on the moon.
> > > > > > > > > But why would I need to moon you??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Because it would give me a chance to see exactly how big of a posterior
> > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > are.
> > > > > > > But you will never see the end of this
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So you admit your posterior is so big that we will never see the end of
> > > > > > it
> > > > > > because it stretches out beyond the cosmological event horizon.
> > > > > Very c heek-y of you
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I had to look up the word cheeky and the definition they had showed your
> > > > picture and then the definition was "a man whose posterior is so big it
> > > > stretches out beyond the cosmological event horizon”
> > > While yours is a black hole
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > When I first heard the term "black hole "
> > I thought they were referring to a section of Victoria here which is
> > frequented by female prostitutes of the African American persuasion.
> More of your so called dark humor??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 6 May 2022 14:39 UTC

On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d8d66f9e-e8f8-4a6f-8c58-95d8f2f0e730n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 2:49:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b5a9cb59-513c-4359...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:34:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<1a0326b1-3a0c-4500...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:27:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<afa82e24-b5fb-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:13:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<01ccff0a-1b35-44a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:32:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<220394d1-ecc2-4f8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:05:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8f0fab84-0a4e-4da0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<72aa4fdb-6876-4a38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:13:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cfda-7776-4d90...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:20:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a522ad7-c418-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:25:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ab0f23f-6a1e-4558...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > land
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Britain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > technicalities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > paper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > auto.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > between
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watching
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > part.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > competition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > competition ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you, babe”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Another phallus-cy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was his fellow running around nude in our town and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crowd,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pointed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penis.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now he is famous for exposing his shortcomings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (I give credit to David Niven for that one)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who had a very strange physiological
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > defect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when he had sexual intercourse he could only ejaculate for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1/10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > second
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1/10 of a second mind you he really got depressed about it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doctor a renowned sex therapist and Said doc I have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shortcoming.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh I'm sorry that's the same pun you gave ; well I can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything better
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you had second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my brain is just beyond description as for being fast and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > competent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and hard-working and fast and nice , for most of this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > between synoptical transmissions and receiving's is like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trillionth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > second but sometimes like when I'm drunk my thoughts take a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > longer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that case I have instead of just a minute fraction of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > second
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thoughts I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thas called a race condition --- rushing to judgement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Once I burned down my neighbor's barn ; he came after me with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pitchfork .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he said we're gonna have a rush to judgment here.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is about the scythe of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I am not going to be around someone like you that lisps when he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "size.”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Your not wanting to speaks volumes about how a comparison would
> > > > > > > > > > > > turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > A comparison between me and you would be like a comparison between
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > diseased
> > > > > > > > > > > giraffe and a crater on the moon.
> > > > > > > > > > But why would I need to moon you??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Because it would give me a chance to see exactly how big of a
> > > > > > > > > posterior
> > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > are.
> > > > > > > > But you will never see the end of this
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So you admit your posterior is so big that we will never see the end of
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > because it stretches out beyond the cosmological event horizon.
> > > > > > Very c heek-y of you
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I had to look up the word cheeky and the definition they had showed your
> > > > > picture and then the definition was "a man whose posterior is so big it
> > > > > stretches out beyond the cosmological event horizon”
> > > > While yours is a black hole
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > When I first heard the term "black hole "
> > > I thought they were referring to a section of Victoria here which is
> > > frequented by female prostitutes of the African American persuasion.
> > More of your so called dark humor??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> yes more of my dark humor god got so angry at me he appeared to me and said
> because you use dark humor I'm gonna give you a horrible disease , it's
> cancer and the cancerous lesions are very black the worst kind so you're
> going to be affected with dark tumor


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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 6 May 2022 19:53 UTC

On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:40:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d8d66f9e-e8f8-4a6f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 2:49:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b5a9cb59-513c-4359...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:34:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<1a0326b1-3a0c-4500...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:27:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<afa82e24-b5fb-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:13:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<01ccff0a-1b35-44a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:32:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<220394d1-ecc2-4f8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:05:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8f0fab84-0a4e-4da0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<72aa4fdb-6876-4a38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:13:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cfda-7776-4d90...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:20:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a522ad7-c418-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:25:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ab0f23f-6a1e-4558...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > land
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Britain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > technicalities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > paper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > auto.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > between
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watching
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > part.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > competition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > competition ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you, babe”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Another phallus-cy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was his fellow running around nude in our town and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crowd,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pointed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penis.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now he is famous for exposing his shortcomings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (I give credit to David Niven for that one)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who had a very strange physiological
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > defect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when he had sexual intercourse he could only ejaculate for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1/10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > second
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1/10 of a second mind you he really got depressed about it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doctor a renowned sex therapist and Said doc I have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shortcoming.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh I'm sorry that's the same pun you gave ; well I can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything better
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you had second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my brain is just beyond description as for being fast and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > competent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and hard-working and fast and nice , for most of this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > between synoptical transmissions and receiving's is like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trillionth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > second but sometimes like when I'm drunk my thoughts take a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > longer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that case I have instead of just a minute fraction of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > second
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thoughts I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thas called a race condition --- rushing to judgement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Once I burned down my neighbor's barn ; he came after me with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pitchfork .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he said we're gonna have a rush to judgment here.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is about the scythe of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am not going to be around someone like you that lisps when he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "size.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Your not wanting to speaks volumes about how a comparison would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > A comparison between me and you would be like a comparison between
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > diseased
> > > > > > > > > > > > giraffe and a crater on the moon.
> > > > > > > > > > > But why would I need to moon you??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Because it would give me a chance to see exactly how big of a
> > > > > > > > > > posterior
> > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > are.
> > > > > > > > > But you will never see the end of this
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So you admit your posterior is so big that we will never see the end of
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > because it stretches out beyond the cosmological event horizon.
> > > > > > > Very c heek-y of you
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I had to look up the word cheeky and the definition they had showed your
> > > > > > picture and then the definition was "a man whose posterior is so big it
> > > > > > stretches out beyond the cosmological event horizon”
> > > > > While yours is a black hole
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > When I first heard the term "black hole "
> > > > I thought they were referring to a section of Victoria here which is
> > > > frequented by female prostitutes of the African American persuasion..
> > > More of your so called dark humor??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > yes more of my dark humor god got so angry at me he appeared to me and said
> > because you use dark humor I'm gonna give you a horrible disease , it's
> > cancer and the cancerous lesions are very black the worst kind so you're
> > going to be affected with dark tumor
> So you either like it or lump it
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 7 May 2022 11:19 UTC

On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0-ad31-d4d4317f330bn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:40:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d8d66f9e-e8f8-4a6f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 2:49:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b5a9cb59-513c-4359...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:34:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<1a0326b1-3a0c-4500...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:27:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<afa82e24-b5fb-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:13:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<01ccff0a-1b35-44a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:32:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<220394d1-ecc2-4f8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:05:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8f0fab84-0a4e-4da0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<72aa4fdb-6876-4a38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:13:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cfda-7776-4d90...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:20:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a522ad7-c418-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:25:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ab0f23f-6a1e-4558...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > land
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Britain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > legal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > technicalities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > paper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > auto.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > between
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watching
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > part.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > competition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > competition ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you, babe”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Another phallus-cy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was his fellow running around nude in our town
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crowd,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pointed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penis.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now he is famous for exposing his shortcomings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (I give credit to David Niven for that one)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who had a very strange
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > physiological
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > defect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when he had sexual intercourse he could only ejaculate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1/10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > second
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1/10 of a second mind you he really got depressed about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doctor a renowned sex therapist and Said doc I have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shortcoming.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh I'm sorry that's the same pun you gave ; well I can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything better
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you had second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my brain is just beyond description as for being fast and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > competent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and hard-working and fast and nice , for most of this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > between synoptical transmissions and receiving's is like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trillionth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > second but sometimes like when I'm drunk my thoughts take a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > longer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that case I have instead of just a minute fraction of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > second
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thoughts I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thas called a race condition --- rushing to judgement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Once I burned down my neighbor's barn ; he came after me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pitchfork .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he said we're gonna have a rush to judgment here.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is about the scythe of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am not going to be around someone like you that lisps when he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "size.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your not wanting to speaks volumes about how a comparison would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > A comparison between me and you would be like a comparison
> > > > > > > > > > > > > between
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diseased
> > > > > > > > > > > > > giraffe and a crater on the moon.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But why would I need to moon you??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Because it would give me a chance to see exactly how big of a
> > > > > > > > > > > posterior
> > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > are.
> > > > > > > > > > But you will never see the end of this
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > So you admit your posterior is so big that we will never see the end
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > because it stretches out beyond the cosmological event horizon.
> > > > > > > > Very c heek-y of you
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I had to look up the word cheeky and the definition they had showed
> > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > picture and then the definition was "a man whose posterior is so big it
> > > > > > > stretches out beyond the cosmological event horizon”
> > > > > > While yours is a black hole
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > When I first heard the term "black hole "
> > > > > I thought they were referring to a section of Victoria here which is
> > > > > frequented by female prostitutes of the African American persuasion.
> > > > More of your so called dark humor??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > yes more of my dark humor god got so angry at me he appeared to me and said
> > > because you use dark humor I'm gonna give you a horrible disease , it's
> > > cancer and the cancerous lesions are very black the worst kind so you're
> > > going to be affected with dark tumor
> > So you either like it or lump it
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I am a very bizarre individual , I like to have cancer , I like to have lumps
> , every time I see a new lump I say "lump it to me God , lump it to me." I
> wound up being as large as a bus/sized truffle which by the way is an old
> joke from the National Lampoon where I get all my material from, I just wish
> they still published it , it was so good so good.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 7 May 2022 17:22 UTC

On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:40:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d8d66f9e-e8f8-4a6f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 2:49:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b5a9cb59-513c-4359...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:34:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<1a0326b1-3a0c-4500...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:27:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<afa82e24-b5fb-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:13:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01ccff0a-1b35-44a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:32:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<220394d1-ecc2-4f8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:05:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8f0fab84-0a4e-4da0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<72aa4fdb-6876-4a38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:13:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cfda-7776-4d90...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:20:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a522ad7-c418-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:25:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ab0f23f-6a1e-4558...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > land
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Britain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > legal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > technicalities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > paper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > auto.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > between
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watching
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > part.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > competition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > competition ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you, babe”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Another phallus-cy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was his fellow running around nude in our town
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crowd,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pointed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penis.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now he is famous for exposing his shortcomings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (I give credit to David Niven for that one)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who had a very strange
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > physiological
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > defect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when he had sexual intercourse he could only ejaculate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1/10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > second
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1/10 of a second mind you he really got depressed about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doctor a renowned sex therapist and Said doc I have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shortcoming.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh I'm sorry that's the same pun you gave ; well I can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything better
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you had second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my brain is just beyond description as for being fast and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > competent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and hard-working and fast and nice , for most of this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > between synoptical transmissions and receiving's is like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trillionth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > second but sometimes like when I'm drunk my thoughts take a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > longer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that case I have instead of just a minute fraction of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > second
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thoughts I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thas called a race condition --- rushing to judgement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Once I burned down my neighbor's barn ; he came after me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pitchfork .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he said we're gonna have a rush to judgment here.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is about the scythe of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am not going to be around someone like you that lisps when he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "size.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your not wanting to speaks volumes about how a comparison would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > A comparison between me and you would be like a comparison
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > between
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diseased
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > giraffe and a crater on the moon.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But why would I need to moon you??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Because it would give me a chance to see exactly how big of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > posterior
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > are.
> > > > > > > > > > > But you will never see the end of this
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > So you admit your posterior is so big that we will never see the end
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > because it stretches out beyond the cosmological event horizon.
> > > > > > > > > Very c heek-y of you
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I had to look up the word cheeky and the definition they had showed
> > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > picture and then the definition was "a man whose posterior is so big it
> > > > > > > > stretches out beyond the cosmological event horizon”
> > > > > > > While yours is a black hole
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > When I first heard the term "black hole "
> > > > > > I thought they were referring to a section of Victoria here which is
> > > > > > frequented by female prostitutes of the African American persuasion.
> > > > > More of your so called dark humor??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > yes more of my dark humor god got so angry at me he appeared to me and said
> > > > because you use dark humor I'm gonna give you a horrible disease , it's
> > > > cancer and the cancerous lesions are very black the worst kind so you're
> > > > going to be affected with dark tumor
> > > So you either like it or lump it
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I am a very bizarre individual , I like to have cancer , I like to have lumps
> > , every time I see a new lump I say "lump it to me God , lump it to me." I
> > wound up being as large as a bus/sized truffle which by the way is an old
> > joke from the National Lampoon where I get all my material from, I just wish
> > they still published it , it was so good so good.
> So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 7 May 2022 17:35 UTC

On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man to tussle with , he told
> me you're about as much of a threat to me as a truffle my pig just dug up.

So you are a fun guy not a fighter.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man to tussle with , he told
> > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a truffle my pig just dug up.
> So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the atomic kind.

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On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead-bb01-ab29dcc2a46cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man to tussle with , he
> > > told
> > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a truffle my pig just dug up.
> > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the atomic kind.

You get a real blast out of them!!!

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man to tussle with , he
> > > > told
> > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a truffle my pig just dug up.
> > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the atomic kind.
> You get a real blast out of them!!!
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself "man , I wish I had a pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!"

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 by: Mike - Mon, 9 May 2022 11:24 UTC

On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<756de49d-7d68-401f-b079-3c47421b00ccn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man to tussle with , he
> > > > > told
> > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a truffle my pig just dug
> > > > > up.
> > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the atomic kind.
> > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself "man , I wish I had a
> pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”

You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but have tp go bigger???

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 9 May 2022 22:33 UTC

On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man to tussle with , he
> > > > > > told
> > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a truffle my pig just dug
> > > > > > up.
> > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the atomic kind.
> > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself "man , I wish I had a
> > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
>
> You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but have tp go bigger???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There was this big national park and it has all kinds of trails and some of the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone named Kim,
They're called oKim trails.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 10 May 2022 11:23 UTC

On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760-b5c7-cbe20780b29cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man to tussle with , he
> > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a truffle my pig just dug
> > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the atomic kind.
> > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself "man , I wish I had a
> > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> >
> > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but have tp go bigger???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There was this big national park and it has all kinds of trails and some of
> the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone named Kim,
> They're called oKim trails.

I suppose this is something you learned by trail and error!

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 10 May 2022 16:23 UTC

On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:23:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man to tussle with , he
> > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a truffle my pig just dug
> > > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the atomic kind.
> > > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself "man , I wish I had a
> > > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> > >
> > > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but have tp go bigger???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > There was this big national park and it has all kinds of trails and some of
> > the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone named Kim,
> > They're called oKim trails.
> I suppose this is something you learned by trail and error!
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes , I walked down one of the trails and I was in error because it put me into a grave situation : I died.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 10 May 2022 17:13 UTC

On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4260d997-68ef-416b-9e07-f088ced96432n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:23:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man to tussle with ,
> > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a truffle my pig just
> > > > > > > > > dug
> > > > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the atomic kind.
> > > > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself "man , I wish I
> > > > > had a
> > > > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> > > >
> > > > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but have tp go
> > > > bigger???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > There was this big national park and it has all kinds of trails and some of
> > > the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone named Kim,
> > > They're called oKim trails.
> > I suppose this is something you learned by trail and error!
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes , I walked down one of the trails and I was in error because it put me
> into a grave situation : I died.

What color???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 10 May 2022 22:35 UTC

On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:14:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4260d997-68ef-416b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:23:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man to tussle with ,
> > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a truffle my pig just
> > > > > > > > > > dug
> > > > > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the atomic kind.
> > > > > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself "man , I wish I
> > > > > > had a
> > > > > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> > > > >
> > > > > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but have tp go
> > > > > bigger???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > There was this big national park and it has all kinds of trails and some of
> > > > the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone named Kim,
> > > > They're called oKim trails.
> > > I suppose this is something you learned by trail and error!
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes , I walked down one of the trails and I was in error because it put me
> > into a grave situation : I died.
> What color???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

once I lived in this apartment and there was a nice lady in the apartment next to me I knew she was despondent and depressed but one day I heard her through the wall saying I want to die I want to die oh God I want to die how I wanna die and I literally broke down her door and ran in and she was making a pair of faded blue jeans bright blue again

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