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 by: Mike - Sat, 7 May 2022 11:27 UTC

On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
(in article <t545mu$q8s$1@dont-email.me>):

> Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote in
> news:0001HW.28250C7200013DE27000045E038F@news.supernews.com:
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> > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > (in article <t524vc$eos$2@dont-email.me>):
> > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > >
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > >
> > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to Ag-knowledge your effort.
> > >
> > > Lafe
> >
> > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can justifiably
> > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> >
> > Michael LeVine
>
> Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
>
> Lafe

Do not pidgin hole my comment.

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 7 May 2022 17:08 UTC

On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> >
> > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > >
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > >
> > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to Ag-knowledge your effort.
> > > >
> > > > Lafe
> > >
> > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can justifiably
> > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > >
> > > Michael LeVine
> >
> > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> >
> > Lafe
> Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name them and if it wasn't enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I also named the other one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV where they had two brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these two dogs named spot and when they walk in my view I would say to myself "these are spots before my eyes."

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 by: Mike - Sat, 7 May 2022 17:40 UTC

On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<018c3b34-664e-410a-9fe8-2f317ad119a4n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > >
> > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to Ag-knowledge your effort.
> > > > >
> > > > > Lafe
> > > >
> > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can justifiably
> > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > >
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > >
> > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > >
> > > Lafe
> > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name them and if it wasn't
> enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I also named the other
> one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV where they had two
> brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these two dogs named spot and
> when they walk in my view I would say to myself "these are spots before my
> eyes.”

But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had to spot them at all,
they
would have been born that way.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 8 May 2022 02:58 UTC

On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > >
> > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to Ag-knowledge your effort.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Lafe
> > > > >
> > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can justifiably
> > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > >
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > >
> > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > >
> > > > Lafe
> > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name them and if it wasn't
> > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I also named the other
> > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV where they had two
> > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these two dogs named spot and
> > when they walk in my view I would say to myself "these are spots before my
> > eyes.”
>
> But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had to spot them at all,
> they
> would have been born that way.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on earth is to rescue animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them over the years and I might have gone a little bit overboard because now I have 101 dalmatians.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 8 May 2022 09:02 UTC

On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2-9bac-f10277ebc4dbn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > >
> > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to Ag-knowledge your effort.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > >
> > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can justifiably
> > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > >
> > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > >
> > > > > Lafe
> > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name them and if it wasn't
> > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I also named the other
> > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV where they had two
> > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these two dogs named spot and
> > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself "these are spots before my
> > > eyes.”
> >
> > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had to spot them at all,
> > they
> > would have been born that way.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on earth is to rescue
> animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them over the years and I
> might have gone a little bit overboard because now I have 101 dalmatians.

I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
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Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 9 May 2022 01:41 UTC

On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to Ag-knowledge your effort.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can justifiably
> > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name them and if it wasn't
> > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I also named the other
> > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV where they had two
> > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these two dogs named spot and
> > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself "these are spots before my
> > > > eyes.”
> > >
> > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had to spot them at all,
> > > they
> > > would have been born that way.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on earth is to rescue
> > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them over the years and I
> > might have gone a little bit overboard because now I have 101 dalmatians.
> I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I have this big record collection , all the great musical artist of all time but I had to take it over to another building in the rain and they got spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor flew over

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 by: Mike - Mon, 9 May 2022 11:29 UTC

On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4f6011db-91df-470b-a5ff-5ec4c71c23a5n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to Ag-knowledge your effort.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can justifiably
> > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name them and if it wasn't
> > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I also named the
> > > > > other
> > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV where they had two
> > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these two dogs named spot
> > > > > and
> > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself "these are spots before
> > > > > my
> > > > > eyes.”
> > > >
> > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had to spot them at all,
> > > > they
> > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on earth is to rescue
> > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them over the years and I
> > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now I have 101 dalmatians.
> > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I have this big record collection , all the great musical artist of all time
> but I had to take it over to another building in the rain and they got
> spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor flew over

You should tape your time and prepared for such an eventuality.
First you should have cassette all up in a box to protect it.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 9 May 2022 22:14 UTC

On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to Ag-knowledge your effort.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can justifiably
> > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name them and if it wasn't
> > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I also named the
> > > > > > other
> > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV where they had two
> > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these two dogs named spot
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself "these are spots before
> > > > > > my
> > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > >
> > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had to spot them at all,
> > > > > they
> > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on earth is to rescue
> > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them over the years and I
> > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now I have 101 dalmatians.
> > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I have this big record collection , all the great musical artist of all time
> > but I had to take it over to another building in the rain and they got
> > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor flew over
> You should tape your time and prepared for such an eventuality.
> First you should have cassette all up in a box to protect it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

One record got really wet ; water ran across the face of it. the rain left eight tracks of water on the record.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 10 May 2022 11:27 UTC

On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222-b759-4444ae21ae77n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to Ag-knowledge your
> > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name them and if it
> > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I also named the
> > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV where they had two
> > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these two dogs named spot
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself "these are spots before
> > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had to spot them at
> > > > > > all,
> > > > > > they
> > > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on earth is to rescue
> > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them over the years and I
> > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now I have 101 dalmatians.
> > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I have this big record collection , all the great musical artist of all
> > > time
> > > but I had to take it over to another building in the rain and they got
> > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor flew over
> > You should tape your time and prepared for such an eventuality.
> > First you should have cassette all up in a box to protect it.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> One record got really wet ; water ran across the face of it. the rain left
> eight tracks of water on the record.

Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs?? He looks in good health.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 10 May 2022 16:08 UTC

On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:28:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to Ag-knowledge your
> > > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name them and if it
> > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I also named the
> > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV where they had two
> > > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these two dogs named spot
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself "these are spots before
> > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had to spot them at
> > > > > > > all,
> > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on earth is to rescue
> > > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them over the years and I
> > > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now I have 101 dalmatians.
> > > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I have this big record collection , all the great musical artist of all
> > > > time
> > > > but I had to take it over to another building in the rain and they got
> > > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor flew over
> > > You should tape your time and prepared for such an eventuality.
> > > First you should have cassette all up in a box to protect it.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > One record got really wet ; water ran across the face of it. the rain left
> > eight tracks of water on the record.
> Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs?? He looks in good health.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Because if I had not checked his final signs and written them down there would be no record of them.

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On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c1c80aca-e070-4375-92b2-db242f3d862an@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:28:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to Ag-knowledge your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name them and if it
> > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I also named the
> > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV where they had
> > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these two dogs named
> > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself "these are spots
> > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had to spot them at
> > > > > > > > all,
> > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on earth is to rescue
> > > > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them over the years
> > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now I have 101
> > > > > > > dalmatians.
> > > > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I have this big record collection , all the great musical artist of all
> > > > > time
> > > > > but I had to take it over to another building in the rain and they got
> > > > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor flew over
> > > > You should tape your time and prepared for such an eventuality.
> > > > First you should have cassette all up in a box to protect it.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > One record got really wet ; water ran across the face of it. the rain left
> > > eight tracks of water on the record.
> > Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs?? He looks in good
> > health.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Because if I had not checked his final signs and written them down there
> would be no record of them.

That should have read VINYL --- Spell corrector strikes again

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 10 May 2022 22:28 UTC

On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c1c80aca-e070-4375...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:28:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to Ag-knowledge your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name them and if it
> > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I also named the
> > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV where they had
> > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these two dogs named
> > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself "these are spots
> > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had to spot them at
> > > > > > > > > all,
> > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on earth is to rescue
> > > > > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them over the years
> > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now I have 101
> > > > > > > > dalmatians.
> > > > > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I have this big record collection , all the great musical artist of all
> > > > > > time
> > > > > > but I had to take it over to another building in the rain and they got
> > > > > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor flew over
> > > > > You should tape your time and prepared for such an eventuality.
> > > > > First you should have cassette all up in a box to protect it.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > One record got really wet ; water ran across the face of it. the rain left
> > > > eight tracks of water on the record.
> > > Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs?? He looks in good
> > > health.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Because if I had not checked his final signs and written them down there
> > would be no record of them.
> That should have read VINYL --- Spell corrector strikes again
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

We grow pecans here at the Stockbauer nut farm and in order to lure people in I made up a bunch of vinyl signs

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 by: Mike - Wed, 11 May 2022 10:17 UTC

On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3c288a26-bf19-43ff-aab0-ceb0b7d41649n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c1c80aca-e070-4375...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:28:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to Ag-knowledge your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name them and if it
> > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I also named
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV where they had
> > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these two dogs named
> > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself "these are spots
> > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had to spot them at
> > > > > > > > > > all,
> > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on earth is to
> > > > > > > > > rescue
> > > > > > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them over the years
> > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now I have 101
> > > > > > > > > dalmatians.
> > > > > > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I have this big record collection , all the great musical artist of all
> > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > but I had to take it over to another building in the rain and they got
> > > > > > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor flew over
> > > > > > You should tape your time and prepared for such an eventuality.
> > > > > > First you should have cassette all up in a box to protect it.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > One record got really wet ; water ran across the face of it. the rain
> > > > > left
> > > > > eight tracks of water on the record.
> > > > Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs?? He looks in good
> > > > health.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Because if I had not checked his final signs and written them down there
> > > would be no record of them.
> > That should have read VINYL --- Spell corrector strikes again
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> We grow pecans here at the Stockbauer nut farm and in order to lure people in
> I made up a bunch of vinyl signs


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 11 May 2022 16:48 UTC

On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:17:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3c288a26-bf19-43ff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c1c80aca-e070-4375...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:28:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to Ag-knowledge your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name them and if it
> > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I also named
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV where they had
> > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these two dogs named
> > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself "these are spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had to spot them at
> > > > > > > > > > > all,
> > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on earth is to
> > > > > > > > > > rescue
> > > > > > > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them over the years
> > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now I have 101
> > > > > > > > > > dalmatians.
> > > > > > > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I have this big record collection , all the great musical artist of all
> > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > but I had to take it over to another building in the rain and they got
> > > > > > > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor flew over
> > > > > > > You should tape your time and prepared for such an eventuality.
> > > > > > > First you should have cassette all up in a box to protect it.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > One record got really wet ; water ran across the face of it. the rain
> > > > > > left
> > > > > > eight tracks of water on the record.
> > > > > Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs?? He looks in good
> > > > > health.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Because if I had not checked his final signs and written them down there
> > > > would be no record of them.
> > > That should have read VINYL --- Spell corrector strikes again
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > We grow pecans here at the Stockbauer nut farm and in order to lure people in
> > I made up a bunch of vinyl signs
> Stop signs like that, it ruins the rural view.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com


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 by: Mike - Wed, 11 May 2022 18:23 UTC

On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<069c5df4-3ae8-4e52-b11c-9b540a390175n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:17:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<3c288a26-bf19-43ff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c1c80aca-e070-4375...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:28:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to Ag-knowledge your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name them and if it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I also named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV where they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these two dogs named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself "these are spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had to spot them
> > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > all,
> > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on earth is to
> > > > > > > > > > > rescue
> > > > > > > > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them over the years
> > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now I have 101
> > > > > > > > > > > dalmatians.
> > > > > > > > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I have this big record collection , all the great musical artist of
> > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > but I had to take it over to another building in the rain and they
> > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor flew over
> > > > > > > > You should tape your time and prepared for such an eventuality.
> > > > > > > > First you should have cassette all up in a box to protect it.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > One record got really wet ; water ran across the face of it. the rain
> > > > > > > left
> > > > > > > eight tracks of water on the record.
> > > > > > Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs?? He looks in good
> > > > > > health.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Because if I had not checked his final signs and written them down there
> > > > > would be no record of them.
> > > > That should have read VINYL --- Spell corrector strikes again
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > We grow pecans here at the Stockbauer nut farm and in order to lure people
> > > in
> > > I made up a bunch of vinyl signs
> > Stop signs like that, it ruins the rural view.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
>
> > I wants was signing my autobiography in Victoria mwhen a lot of people were
> > signing my book you know no wait a minute I was signing the book and there
> > was one person that just kept gabbing on and on and discussing my life and
> > he was in amazement at how I am an unknown nothing and I finally got tired
> > of it
> I didn't want to hear it anymore from this person so I told him Stop! Sign!
>
> see, I'm such an insignificant nothing I was trying to get HIS autograph.
>
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 12 May 2022 01:56 UTC

On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<069c5df4-3ae8-4e52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:17:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3c288a26-bf19-43ff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c1c80aca-e070-4375...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:28:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to Ag-knowledge your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name them and if it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I also named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV where they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these two dogs named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself "these are spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had to spot them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > all,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on earth is to
> > > > > > > > > > > > rescue
> > > > > > > > > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them over the years
> > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now I have 101
> > > > > > > > > > > > dalmatians.
> > > > > > > > > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I have this big record collection , all the great musical artist of
> > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > but I had to take it over to another building in the rain and they
> > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor flew over
> > > > > > > > > You should tape your time and prepared for such an eventuality.
> > > > > > > > > First you should have cassette all up in a box to protect it.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > One record got really wet ; water ran across the face of it.. the rain
> > > > > > > > left
> > > > > > > > eight tracks of water on the record.
> > > > > > > Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs?? He looks in good
> > > > > > > health.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Because if I had not checked his final signs and written them down there
> > > > > > would be no record of them.
> > > > > That should have read VINYL --- Spell corrector strikes again
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > We grow pecans here at the Stockbauer nut farm and in order to lure people
> > > > in
> > > > I made up a bunch of vinyl signs
> > > Stop signs like that, it ruins the rural view.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > > I wants was signing my autobiography in Victoria mwhen a lot of people were
> > > signing my book you know no wait a minute I was signing the book and there
> > > was one person that just kept gabbing on and on and discussing my life and
> > > he was in amazement at how I am an unknown nothing and I finally got tired
> > > of it
> > I didn't want to hear it anymore from this person so I told him Stop! Sign!
> >
> > see, I'm such an insignificant nothing I was trying to get HIS autograph.
> >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> Was that autograph on a check for 1 million dollars??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 12 May 2022 09:49 UTC

On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f9618b55-19e7-45c7-8e19-d29cc1770785n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<069c5df4-3ae8-4e52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:17:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3c288a26-bf19-43ff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<c1c80aca-e070-4375...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:28:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to Ag-knowledge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name them and if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV where they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these two dogs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself "these are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had to spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > all,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on earth is to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > rescue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them over the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now I have 101
> > > > > > > > > > > > > dalmatians.
> > > > > > > > > > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I have this big record collection , all the great musical artist of
> > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > but I had to take it over to another building in the rain and they
> > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor flew over
> > > > > > > > > > You should tape your time and prepared for such an eventuality.
> > > > > > > > > > First you should have cassette all up in a box to protect it.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > One record got really wet ; water ran across the face of it. the rain
> > > > > > > > > left
> > > > > > > > > eight tracks of water on the record.
> > > > > > > > Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs?? He looks in good
> > > > > > > > health.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Because if I had not checked his final signs and written them down
> > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > would be no record of them.
> > > > > > That should have read VINYL --- Spell corrector strikes again
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > We grow pecans here at the Stockbauer nut farm and in order to lure
> > > > > people
> > > > > in
> > > > > I made up a bunch of vinyl signs
> > > > Stop signs like that, it ruins the rural view.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > > I wants was signing my autobiography in Victoria mwhen a lot of people
> > > > were
> > > > signing my book you know no wait a minute I was signing the book and there
> > > > was one person that just kept gabbing on and on and discussing my life and
> > > > he was in amazement at how I am an unknown nothing and I finally got tired
> > > > of it
> > > I didn't want to hear it anymore from this person so I told him Stop! Sign!
> > >
> > > see, I'm such an insignificant nothing I was trying to get HIS autograph.
> > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > Was that autograph on a check for 1 million dollars??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Hah!!!! $1 million . well the check could be made out for $1 million but the
> only funds itz going to find in the account are $3.52.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 12 May 2022 11:48 UTC

On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:49:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f9618b55-19e7-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<069c5df4-3ae8-4e52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:17:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<3c288a26-bf19-43ff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c1c80aca-e070-4375...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:28:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to Ag-knowledge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name them and if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV where they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these two dogs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself "these are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had to spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on earth is to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > rescue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them over the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now I have 101
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dalmatians.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I have this big record collection , all the great musical artist of
> > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > but I had to take it over to another building in the rain and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor flew over
> > > > > > > > > > > You should tape your time and prepared for such an eventuality.
> > > > > > > > > > > First you should have cassette all up in a box to protect it.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > One record got really wet ; water ran across the face of it. the rain
> > > > > > > > > > left
> > > > > > > > > > eight tracks of water on the record.
> > > > > > > > > Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs?? He looks in good
> > > > > > > > > health.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Because if I had not checked his final signs and written them down
> > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > would be no record of them.
> > > > > > > That should have read VINYL --- Spell corrector strikes again
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > We grow pecans here at the Stockbauer nut farm and in order to lure
> > > > > > people
> > > > > > in
> > > > > > I made up a bunch of vinyl signs
> > > > > Stop signs like that, it ruins the rural view.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > > I wants was signing my autobiography in Victoria mwhen a lot of people
> > > > > were
> > > > > signing my book you know no wait a minute I was signing the book and there
> > > > > was one person that just kept gabbing on and on and discussing my life and
> > > > > he was in amazement at how I am an unknown nothing and I finally got tired
> > > > > of it
> > > > I didn't want to hear it anymore from this person so I told him Stop! Sign!
> > > >
> > > > see, I'm such an insignificant nothing I was trying to get HIS autograph.
> > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > Was that autograph on a check for 1 million dollars??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Hah!!!! $1 million . well the check could be made out for $1 million but the
> > only funds itz going to find in the account are $3.52.
> After inflation that is about what a million can actually buy these days
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 12 May 2022 13:14 UTC

On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3af0f432-9c6c-4510-924c-50c373bd477fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:49:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f9618b55-19e7-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<069c5df4-3ae8-4e52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:17:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<3c288a26-bf19-43ff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<c1c80aca-e070-4375...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:28:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to Ag-knowledge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name them and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these two dogs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself "these are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had to spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on earth is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rescue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them over the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now I have 101
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dalmatians.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I have this big record collection , all the great musical artist
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > but I had to take it over to another building in the rain and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor flew over
> > > > > > > > > > > > You should tape your time and prepared for such an eventuality.
> > > > > > > > > > > > First you should have cassette all up in a box to protect it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > One record got really wet ; water ran across the face of it. the
> > > > > > > > > > > rain
> > > > > > > > > > > left
> > > > > > > > > > > eight tracks of water on the record.
> > > > > > > > > > Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs?? He looks in
> > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > health.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Because if I had not checked his final signs and written them down
> > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > would be no record of them.
> > > > > > > > That should have read VINYL --- Spell corrector strikes again
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > We grow pecans here at the Stockbauer nut farm and in order to lure
> > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > I made up a bunch of vinyl signs
> > > > > > Stop signs like that, it ruins the rural view.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > > I wants was signing my autobiography in Victoria mwhen a lot of people
> > > > > > were
> > > > > > signing my book you know no wait a minute I was signing the book and
> > > > > > there
> > > > > > was one person that just kept gabbing on and on and discussing my life
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > he was in amazement at how I am an unknown nothing and I finally got
> > > > > > tired
> > > > > > of it
> > > > > I didn't want to hear it anymore from this person so I told him Stop!
> > > > > Sign!
> > > > >
> > > > > see, I'm such an insignificant nothing I was trying to get HIS autograph.
> > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > Was that autograph on a check for 1 million dollars??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Hah!!!! $1 million . well the check could be made out for $1 million but
> > > the
> > > only funds itz going to find in the account are $3.52.
> > After inflation that is about what a million can actually buy these days
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Darlene told me that even after full inflation I wasn't very satisfying to
> her.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 12 May 2022 19:39 UTC

On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3af0f432-9c6c-4510...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:49:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f9618b55-19e7-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<069c5df4-3ae8-4e52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:17:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<3c288a26-bf19-43ff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<c1c80aca-e070-4375...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:28:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to Ag-knowledge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name them and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these two dogs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself "these are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had to spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on earth is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rescue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them over the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now I have 101
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dalmatians.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have this big record collection , all the great musical artist
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I had to take it over to another building in the rain and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor flew over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You should tape your time and prepared for such an eventuality.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > First you should have cassette all up in a box to protect it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > One record got really wet ; water ran across the face of it. the
> > > > > > > > > > > > rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > left
> > > > > > > > > > > > eight tracks of water on the record.
> > > > > > > > > > > Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs?? He looks in
> > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > health.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Because if I had not checked his final signs and written them down
> > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > would be no record of them.
> > > > > > > > > That should have read VINYL --- Spell corrector strikes again
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > We grow pecans here at the Stockbauer nut farm and in order to lure
> > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > I made up a bunch of vinyl signs
> > > > > > > Stop signs like that, it ruins the rural view.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > I wants was signing my autobiography in Victoria mwhen a lot of people
> > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > signing my book you know no wait a minute I was signing the book and
> > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > was one person that just kept gabbing on and on and discussing my life
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > he was in amazement at how I am an unknown nothing and I finally got
> > > > > > > tired
> > > > > > > of it
> > > > > > I didn't want to hear it anymore from this person so I told him Stop!
> > > > > > Sign!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > see, I'm such an insignificant nothing I was trying to get HIS autograph.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > Was that autograph on a check for 1 million dollars??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Hah!!!! $1 million . well the check could be made out for $1 million but
> > > > the
> > > > only funds itz going to find in the account are $3.52.
> > > After inflation that is about what a million can actually buy these days
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Darlene told me that even after full inflation I wasn't very satisfying to
> > her.
> So you need help to fill that hole in your resume...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 13 May 2022 09:29 UTC

On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ad1bde8e-ef16-45a1-ad46-70142a6bf439n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<3af0f432-9c6c-4510...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:49:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<f9618b55-19e7-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<069c5df4-3ae8-4e52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:17:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<3c288a26-bf19-43ff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c1c80aca-e070-4375...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:28:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ag-knowledge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name them and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these two dogs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself "these are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had to spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on earth is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rescue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them over the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now I have 101
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dalmatians.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have this big record collection , all the great musical
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > artist
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I had to take it over to another building in the rain and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor flew over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should tape your time and prepared for such an eventuality.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > First you should have cassette all up in a box to protect it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > One record got really wet ; water ran across the face of it. the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > left
> > > > > > > > > > > > > eight tracks of water on the record.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs?? He looks in
> > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > health.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Because if I had not checked his final signs and written them down
> > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > would be no record of them.
> > > > > > > > > > That should have read VINYL --- Spell corrector strikes again
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > We grow pecans here at the Stockbauer nut farm and in order to lure
> > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > I made up a bunch of vinyl signs
> > > > > > > > Stop signs like that, it ruins the rural view.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I wants was signing my autobiography in Victoria mwhen a lot of people
> > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > signing my book you know no wait a minute I was signing the book and
> > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > was one person that just kept gabbing on and on and discussing my life
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > he was in amazement at how I am an unknown nothing and I finally got
> > > > > > > > tired
> > > > > > > > of it
> > > > > > > I didn't want to hear it anymore from this person so I told him Stop!
> > > > > > > Sign!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > see, I'm such an insignificant nothing I was trying to get HIS
> > > > > > > autograph.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > Was that autograph on a check for 1 million dollars??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Hah!!!! $1 million . well the check could be made out for $1 million but
> > > > > the
> > > > > only funds itz going to find in the account are $3.52.
> > > > After inflation that is about what a million can actually buy these days
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Darlene told me that even after full inflation I wasn't very satisfying to
> > > her.
> > So you need help to fill that hole in your resume...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes exactly , I need help , that is , right after Darlene has removed all of
> her various sex toys from there.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 13 May 2022 12:14 UTC

On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:29:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ad1bde8e-ef16-45a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3af0f432-9c6c-4510...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:49:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<f9618b55-19e7-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<069c5df4-3ae8-4e52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:17:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<3c288a26-bf19-43ff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c1c80aca-e070-4375...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:28:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ag-knowledge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name them and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these two dogs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself "these are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had to spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on earth is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rescue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them over the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now I have 101
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dalmatians.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have this big record collection , all the great musical
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > artist
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I had to take it over to another building in the rain and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor flew over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should tape your time and prepared for such an eventuality.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First you should have cassette all up in a box to protect it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > One record got really wet ; water ran across the face of it. the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > left
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > eight tracks of water on the record.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs?? He looks in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > health.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Because if I had not checked his final signs and written them down
> > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > would be no record of them.
> > > > > > > > > > > That should have read VINYL --- Spell corrector strikes again
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > We grow pecans here at the Stockbauer nut farm and in order to lure
> > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > I made up a bunch of vinyl signs
> > > > > > > > > Stop signs like that, it ruins the rural view.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I wants was signing my autobiography in Victoria mwhen a lot of people
> > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > signing my book you know no wait a minute I was signing the book and
> > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > was one person that just kept gabbing on and on and discussing my life
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > he was in amazement at how I am an unknown nothing and I finally got
> > > > > > > > > tired
> > > > > > > > > of it
> > > > > > > > I didn't want to hear it anymore from this person so I told him Stop!
> > > > > > > > Sign!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > see, I'm such an insignificant nothing I was trying to get HIS
> > > > > > > > autograph.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > Was that autograph on a check for 1 million dollars??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Hah!!!! $1 million . well the check could be made out for $1 million but
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > only funds itz going to find in the account are $3.52.
> > > > > After inflation that is about what a million can actually buy these days
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Darlene told me that even after full inflation I wasn't very satisfying to
> > > > her.
> > > So you need help to fill that hole in your resume...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes exactly , I need help , that is , right after Darlene has removed all of
> > her various sex toys from there.
> Including your nick-nack??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 13 May 2022 14:19 UTC

On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<800cb9a1-ccb0-4261-bb9f-fdc985340d3fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:29:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ad1bde8e-ef16-45a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3af0f432-9c6c-4510...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:49:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<f9618b55-19e7-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<069c5df4-3ae8-4e52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:17:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c288a26-bf19-43ff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c1c80aca-e070-4375...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:28:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ag-knowledge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dogs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself "these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rescue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now I have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 101
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dalmatians.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have this big record collection , all the great musical
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > artist
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I had to take it over to another building in the rain and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor flew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should tape your time and prepared for such an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eventuality.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First you should have cassette all up in a box to protect it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One record got really wet ; water ran across the face of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > left
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eight tracks of water on the record.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs?? He looks in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > health.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Because if I had not checked his final signs and written them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > would be no record of them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > That should have read VINYL --- Spell corrector strikes again
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > We grow pecans here at the Stockbauer nut farm and in order to lure
> > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > I made up a bunch of vinyl signs
> > > > > > > > > > Stop signs like that, it ruins the rural view.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I wants was signing my autobiography in Victoria mwhen a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > signing my book you know no wait a minute I was signing the book and
> > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > was one person that just kept gabbing on and on and discussing my
> > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > he was in amazement at how I am an unknown nothing and I finally got
> > > > > > > > > > tired
> > > > > > > > > > of it
> > > > > > > > > I didn't want to hear it anymore from this person so I told him Stop!
> > > > > > > > > Sign!
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > see, I'm such an insignificant nothing I was trying to get HIS
> > > > > > > > > autograph.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > Was that autograph on a check for 1 million dollars??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Hah!!!! $1 million . well the check could be made out for $1 million
> > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > only funds itz going to find in the account are $3.52.
> > > > > > After inflation that is about what a million can actually buy these days
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Darlene told me that even after full inflation I wasn't very satisfying
> > > > > to
> > > > > her.
> > > > So you need help to fill that hole in your resume...
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes exactly , I need help , that is , right after Darlene has removed all
> > > of
> > > her various sex toys from there.
> > Including your nick-nack??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> The Australian word for face is nack, so when I'm shaving I often nick my
> nack.


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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 13 May 2022 15:51 UTC

On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:19:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<800cb9a1-ccb0-4261...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:29:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ad1bde8e-ef16-45a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<3af0f432-9c6c-4510...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:49:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<f9618b55-19e7-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<069c5df4-3ae8-4e52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:17:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c288a26-bf19-43ff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c1c80aca-e070-4375...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:28:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2....@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ag-knowledge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dogs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself "these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rescue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now I have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 101
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dalmatians.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have this big record collection , all the great musical
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > artist
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I had to take it over to another building in the rain and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor flew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should tape your time and prepared for such an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eventuality.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First you should have cassette all up in a box to protect it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One record got really wet ; water ran across the face of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > left
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eight tracks of water on the record.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs?? He looks in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > health.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because if I had not checked his final signs and written them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be no record of them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That should have read VINYL --- Spell corrector strikes again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > We grow pecans here at the Stockbauer nut farm and in order to lure
> > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > I made up a bunch of vinyl signs
> > > > > > > > > > > Stop signs like that, it ruins the rural view.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I wants was signing my autobiography in Victoria mwhen a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > signing my book you know no wait a minute I was signing the book and
> > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > was one person that just kept gabbing on and on and discussing my
> > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > he was in amazement at how I am an unknown nothing and I finally got
> > > > > > > > > > > tired
> > > > > > > > > > > of it
> > > > > > > > > > I didn't want to hear it anymore from this person so I told him Stop!
> > > > > > > > > > Sign!
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > see, I'm such an insignificant nothing I was trying to get HIS
> > > > > > > > > > autograph.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > Was that autograph on a check for 1 million dollars??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Hah!!!! $1 million . well the check could be made out for $1 million
> > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > only funds itz going to find in the account are $3.52.
> > > > > > > After inflation that is about what a million can actually buy these days
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Darlene told me that even after full inflation I wasn't very satisfying
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > her.
> > > > > So you need help to fill that hole in your resume...
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes exactly , I need help , that is , right after Darlene has removed all
> > > > of
> > > > her various sex toys from there.
> > > Including your nick-nack??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > The Australian word for face is nack, so when I'm shaving I often nick my
> > nack.
> You do need to razor level of coordination
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 13 May 2022 17:30 UTC

On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0f8bb26d-4978-4019-9bb5-17da5a1306f9n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:19:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<800cb9a1-ccb0-4261...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:29:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ad1bde8e-ef16-45a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<3af0f432-9c6c-4510...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:49:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<f9618b55-19e7-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<069c5df4-3ae8-4e52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:17:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c288a26-bf19-43ff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c1c80aca-e070-4375...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:28:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ag-knowledge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dogs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself "these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rescue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now I have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 101
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dalmatians.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have this big record collection , all the great musical
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > artist
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I had to take it over to another building in the rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor flew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should tape your time and prepared for such an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eventuality.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First you should have cassette all up in a box to protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One record got really wet ; water ran across the face of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > left
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eight tracks of water on the record.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs?? He looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > health.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because if I had not checked his final signs and written them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be no record of them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That should have read VINYL --- Spell corrector strikes again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > We grow pecans here at the Stockbauer nut farm and in order to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > lure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I made up a bunch of vinyl signs
> > > > > > > > > > > > Stop signs like that, it ruins the rural view.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I wants was signing my autobiography in Victoria mwhen a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > signing my book you know no wait a minute I was signing the book
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > was one person that just kept gabbing on and on and discussing my
> > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > he was in amazement at how I am an unknown nothing and I finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > tired
> > > > > > > > > > > > of it
> > > > > > > > > > > I didn't want to hear it anymore from this person so I told him
> > > > > > > > > > > Stop!
> > > > > > > > > > > Sign!
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > see, I'm such an insignificant nothing I was trying to get HIS
> > > > > > > > > > > autograph.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > Was that autograph on a check for 1 million dollars??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Hah!!!! $1 million . well the check could be made out for $1 million
> > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > only funds itz going to find in the account are $3.52.
> > > > > > > > After inflation that is about what a million can actually buy these
> > > > > > > > days
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Darlene told me that even after full inflation I wasn't very satisfying
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > her.
> > > > > > So you need help to fill that hole in your resume...
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes exactly , I need help , that is , right after Darlene has removed all
> > > > > of
> > > > > her various sex toys from there.
> > > > Including your nick-nack??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > The Australian word for face is nack, so when I'm shaving I often nick my
> > > nack.
> > You do need to razor level of coordination
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> there was this laugh in sketch and they were making fun of a razor maybe
> Shick? Arty Johnson comes out with shaving cream on his face he's got like 10
> places that are just literally running blood and now the company called their
> razor the spoiler and Arty Johnson says yeah they call this the spoiler look
> at my face


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