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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 6 May 2022 13:38 UTC

On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 2:50:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a88903c1-daad-4d7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:35:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<16a0a2f2-015e-4675...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:29:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<592e8891-0d2b-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:15:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<a1474777-321d-4898...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<f63ec854-8e53-4159...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:06:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70943d7e-6590-44b5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:21:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c24ca951-702a-4f73...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b71e428-fd9a-4a5e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:21:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<426f287b-42a9-4cda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:26:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<27461e30-7c93-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:49:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dead.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prime
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much, gives the public what they want, but they have to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The true fee-male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > least
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're gay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But they never try and get the straight facts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told me "let's get something straight between us.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you really want to take a pole on this one???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On our wedding night I discovered that Darlene was not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > virgin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > upset me she said in her defence "oh honey, I ruptured it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sliding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was 15 " and I told her " yeah it could've been a Pole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a Romanian or a Russian or a Yugoslavian or a Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or…………”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did she greece it???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a very important international political question:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear , would Greece help?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And would they need help to Finnish the job??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of those Middle Easterners made me so mad I got furious so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraqed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then Iran.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I do not want to bahrain on your parade (that’s a lie, actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > doing it)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > As you know there is no kind of special rain for sheep , as you
> > > > > > > > > > > > say a
> > > > > > > > > > > > bah-rain.
> > > > > > > > > > > You mist the point
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Hail to thee oh Great Mike, Master of the Pun.
> > > > > > > > > You are just saying that out of spate.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "Spate" is the past tense of "spit", right? For example , "yesterday I
> > > > > > > > spate
> > > > > > > > at that person because he made me mad.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And you then hit him with a guided muzzle??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes it was a guided muzzle see I have a seeing eye dog and I told him go
> > > > > > over
> > > > > > and bite that guy , you'll need some guidance : 3 foot forward and 2 feet
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > the left:
> > > > > And then you step in it
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > yes I did step in it what happened was I stepped in it and then I was
> > > > walking
> > > > away and I looked back and realized that I could use it for my garden so I
> > > > had my dog with me so I told my dog that stuff back there that I Steppin
> > > > Fetchit.
> > > Letting him dance around the topic
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Well when my dog was stepping back to fetch it it had a sudden heart attack
> > and it went through a danse macabre.
> But you lurid him into doing it
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 6 May 2022 14:41 UTC

On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<80800d2c-a1df-441d-a076-83494a498104n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 2:50:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a88903c1-daad-4d7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:35:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<16a0a2f2-015e-4675...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:29:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<592e8891-0d2b-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:15:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<a1474777-321d-4898...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<f63ec854-8e53-4159...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:06:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70943d7e-6590-44b5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:21:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c24ca951-702a-4f73...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b71e428-fd9a-4a5e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:21:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<426f287b-42a9-4cda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:26:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<27461e30-7c93-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:49:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dead.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prime
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much, gives the public what they want, but they have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The true fee-male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > least
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're gay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But they never try and get the straight facts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told me "let's get something straight between us.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you really want to take a pole on this one???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On our wedding night I discovered that Darlene was not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > virgin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > upset me she said in her defence "oh honey, I ruptured it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sliding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was 15 " and I told her " yeah it could've been a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a Romanian or a Russian or a Yugoslavian or a Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or…………”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did she greece it???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a very important international political question:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear , would Greece help?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And would they need help to Finnish the job??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of those Middle Easterners made me so mad I got furious so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraqed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then Iran.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do not want to bahrain on your parade (that’s a lie,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing it)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > As you know there is no kind of special rain for sheep , as you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > say a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bah-rain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > You mist the point
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Hail to thee oh Great Mike, Master of the Pun.
> > > > > > > > > > You are just saying that out of spate.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "Spate" is the past tense of "spit", right? For example , "yesterday
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > spate
> > > > > > > > > at that person because he made me mad.”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > And you then hit him with a guided muzzle??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes it was a guided muzzle see I have a seeing eye dog and I told him
> > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > and bite that guy , you'll need some guidance : 3 foot forward and 2
> > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > the left:
> > > > > > And then you step in it
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > yes I did step in it what happened was I stepped in it and then I was
> > > > > walking
> > > > > away and I looked back and realized that I could use it for my garden so
> > > > > I
> > > > > had my dog with me so I told my dog that stuff back there that I Steppin
> > > > > Fetchit.
> > > > Letting him dance around the topic
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Well when my dog was stepping back to fetch it it had a sudden heart attack
> > > and it went through a danse macabre.
> > But you lurid him into doing it
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I am a dastardly sort, one time I held a carrot in front of a horse and lured
> it over a cliff.


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On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:41:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<80800d2c-a1df-441d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 2:50:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a88903c1-daad-4d7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:35:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<16a0a2f2-015e-4675...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:29:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<592e8891-0d2b-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:15:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<a1474777-321d-4898...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f63ec854-8e53-4159...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:06:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70943d7e-6590-44b5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:21:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c24ca951-702a-4f73...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b71e428-fd9a-4a5e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:21:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<426f287b-42a9-4cda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:26:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<27461e30-7c93-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:49:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dead.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prime
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much, gives the public what they want, but they have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The true fee-male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > least
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're gay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But they never try and get the straight facts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told me "let's get something straight between us.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you really want to take a pole on this one???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On our wedding night I discovered that Darlene was not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > virgin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > upset me she said in her defence "oh honey, I ruptured it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sliding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was 15 " and I told her " yeah it could've been a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a Romanian or a Russian or a Yugoslavian or a Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or…………”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did she greece it???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a very important international political question:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear , would Greece help?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And would they need help to Finnish the job??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of those Middle Easterners made me so mad I got furious so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraqed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then Iran.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do not want to bahrain on your parade (that’s a lie,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing it)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > As you know there is no kind of special rain for sheep , as you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > say a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > bah-rain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You mist the point
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Hail to thee oh Great Mike, Master of the Pun.
> > > > > > > > > > > You are just saying that out of spate.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > "Spate" is the past tense of "spit", right? For example , "yesterday
> > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > spate
> > > > > > > > > > at that person because he made me mad.”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > And you then hit him with a guided muzzle??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes it was a guided muzzle see I have a seeing eye dog and I told him
> > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > and bite that guy , you'll need some guidance : 3 foot forward and 2
> > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > the left:
> > > > > > > And then you step in it
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > yes I did step in it what happened was I stepped in it and then I was
> > > > > > walking
> > > > > > away and I looked back and realized that I could use it for my garden so
> > > > > > I
> > > > > > had my dog with me so I told my dog that stuff back there that I Steppin
> > > > > > Fetchit.
> > > > > Letting him dance around the topic
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Well when my dog was stepping back to fetch it it had a sudden heart attack
> > > > and it went through a danse macabre.
> > > But you lurid him into doing it
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I am a dastardly sort, one time I held a carrot in front of a horse and lured
> > it over a cliff.
> He thought it was a bluff until it was too late.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 7 May 2022 11:21 UTC

On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6-b7b1-170e651e1c50n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:41:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<80800d2c-a1df-441d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 2:50:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a88903c1-daad-4d7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:35:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<16a0a2f2-015e-4675...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:29:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<592e8891-0d2b-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:15:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1474777-321d-4898...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f63ec854-8e53-4159...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:06:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70943d7e-6590-44b5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:21:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c24ca951-702a-4f73...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b71e428-fd9a-4a5e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:21:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<426f287b-42a9-4cda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:26:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<27461e30-7c93-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:49:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dead.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prime
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much, gives the public what they want, but they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The true fee-male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > least
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're gay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But they never try and get the straight facts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told me "let's get something straight between us.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you really want to take a pole on this one???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On our wedding night I discovered that Darlene was not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > virgin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > upset me she said in her defence "oh honey, I ruptured it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sliding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was 15 " and I told her " yeah it could've been a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a Romanian or a Russian or a Yugoslavian or a Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or…………”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did she greece it???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a very important international political question:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear , would Greece
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > help?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And would they need help to Finnish the job??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of those Middle Easterners made me so mad I got furious
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraqed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then Iran.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do not want to bahrain on your parade (that’s a lie,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing it)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As you know there is no kind of special rain for sheep , as you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bah-rain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You mist the point
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Hail to thee oh Great Mike, Master of the Pun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > You are just saying that out of spate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > "Spate" is the past tense of "spit", right? For example ,
> > > > > > > > > > > "yesterday
> > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > spate
> > > > > > > > > > > at that person because he made me mad.”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > And you then hit him with a guided muzzle??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes it was a guided muzzle see I have a seeing eye dog and I told him
> > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > and bite that guy , you'll need some guidance : 3 foot forward and 2
> > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > the left:
> > > > > > > > And then you step in it
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > yes I did step in it what happened was I stepped in it and then I was
> > > > > > > walking
> > > > > > > away and I looked back and realized that I could use it for my garden
> > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > had my dog with me so I told my dog that stuff back there that I
> > > > > > > Steppin
> > > > > > > Fetchit.
> > > > > > Letting him dance around the topic
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Well when my dog was stepping back to fetch it it had a sudden heart
> > > > > attack
> > > > > and it went through a danse macabre.
> > > > But you lurid him into doing it
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I am a dastardly sort, one time I held a carrot in front of a horse and
> > > lured
> > > it over a cliff.
> > He thought it was a bluff until it was too late.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker against him and I'd
> pretend like I had a really high
> hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd fall for it every time ,
> won several thousand dollars from that horse.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 7 May 2022 17:14 UTC

On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:41:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<80800d2c-a1df-441d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 2:50:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a88903c1-daad-4d7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:35:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<16a0a2f2-015e-4675...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:29:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<592e8891-0d2b-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:15:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1474777-321d-4898...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f63ec854-8e53-4159...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:06:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70943d7e-6590-44b5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:21:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c24ca951-702a-4f73...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b71e428-fd9a-4a5e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:21:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<426f287b-42a9-4cda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:26:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<27461e30-7c93-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:49:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dead.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prime
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much, gives the public what they want, but they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The true fee-male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > least
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're gay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But they never try and get the straight facts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told me "let's get something straight between us.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you really want to take a pole on this one???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On our wedding night I discovered that Darlene was not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > virgin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > upset me she said in her defence "oh honey, I ruptured it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sliding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was 15 " and I told her " yeah it could've been a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a Romanian or a Russian or a Yugoslavian or a Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or…………”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did she greece it???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a very important international political question:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear , would Greece
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > help?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And would they need help to Finnish the job??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of those Middle Easterners made me so mad I got furious
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraqed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then Iran.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do not want to bahrain on your parade (that’s a lie,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing it)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As you know there is no kind of special rain for sheep , as you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bah-rain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You mist the point
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hail to thee oh Great Mike, Master of the Pun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You are just saying that out of spate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > "Spate" is the past tense of "spit", right? For example ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > "yesterday
> > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > spate
> > > > > > > > > > > > at that person because he made me mad.”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > And you then hit him with a guided muzzle??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes it was a guided muzzle see I have a seeing eye dog and I told him
> > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > and bite that guy , you'll need some guidance : 3 foot forward and 2
> > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > the left:
> > > > > > > > > And then you step in it
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > yes I did step in it what happened was I stepped in it and then I was
> > > > > > > > walking
> > > > > > > > away and I looked back and realized that I could use it for my garden
> > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > had my dog with me so I told my dog that stuff back there that I
> > > > > > > > Steppin
> > > > > > > > Fetchit.
> > > > > > > Letting him dance around the topic
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well when my dog was stepping back to fetch it it had a sudden heart
> > > > > > attack
> > > > > > and it went through a danse macabre.
> > > > > But you lurid him into doing it
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I am a dastardly sort, one time I held a carrot in front of a horse and
> > > > lured
> > > > it over a cliff.
> > > He thought it was a bluff until it was too late.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker against him and I'd
> > pretend like I had a really high
> > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd fall for it every time ,
> > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to play poker
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<10d4797b-2443-42df-944d-dc50842fc2cfn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker against him and I'd
> > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd fall for it every time
> > > ,
> > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to play poker
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a rock in Iraq but my
> short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my Cliff notes of how to
> proceed

With a situation that critical, taking that extra time could precipice a
disaster.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker against him and I'd
> > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd fall for it every time
> > > > ,
> > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to play poker
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a rock in Iraq but my
> > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my Cliff notes of how to
> > proceed
> With a situation that critical, taking that extra time could precipice a
> disaster.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I looked over and there was another rock climber dangling from a rock by his prepuce.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 8 May 2022 09:00 UTC

On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<da2c506c-0411-427b-82cb-3e85005c5419n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker against him and I'd
> > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd fall for it every
> > > > > time
> > > > > ,
> > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to play poker
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a rock in Iraq but my
> > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my Cliff notes of how to
> > > proceed
> > With a situation that critical, taking that extra time could precipice a
> > disaster.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I looked over and there was another rock climber dangling from a rock by his
> prepuce.

He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker against him and I'd
> > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd fall for it every
> > > > > > time
> > > > > > ,
> > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to play poker
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a rock in Iraq but my
> > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my Cliff notes of how to
> > > > proceed
> > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra time could precipice a
> > > disaster.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I looked over and there was another rock climber dangling from a rock by his
> > prepuce.
> He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he rock climbed, that would be almost impossible.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 9 May 2022 11:25 UTC

On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697-87f9-f0e2a6e14859n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker against him and I'd
> > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd fall for it every
> > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to play poker
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a rock in Iraq but
> > > > > my
> > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my Cliff notes of how
> > > > > to
> > > > > proceed
> > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra time could precipice a
> > > > disaster.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I looked over and there was another rock climber dangling from a rock by
> > > his
> > > prepuce.
> > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he rock climbed, that
> would be almost impossible.

But he is always looking for new ways to be closing around.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 9 May 2022 22:27 UTC

On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker against him and I'd
> > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd fall for it every
> > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to play poker
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a rock in Iraq but
> > > > > > my
> > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my Cliff notes of how
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > proceed
> > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra time could precipice a
> > > > > disaster.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber dangling from a rock by
> > > > his
> > > > prepuce.
> > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he rock climbed, that
> > would be almost impossible.
> But he is always looking for new ways to be closing around.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told him in no uncertain terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 10 May 2022 11:24 UTC

On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6-9d72-9ee06a3b5c00n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker against him and
> > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd fall for it every
> > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to play poker
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a rock in Iraq
> > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my Cliff notes of
> > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra time could precipice a
> > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber dangling from a rock by
> > > > > his
> > > > > prepuce.
> > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he rock climbed, that
> > > would be almost impossible.
> > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing around.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told him in no uncertain
> terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.

Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:24:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker against him and
> > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd fall for it every
> > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to play poker
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a rock in Iraq
> > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my Cliff notes of
> > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra time could precipice a
> > > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber dangling from a rock by
> > > > > > his
> > > > > > prepuce.
> > > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he rock climbed, that
> > > > would be almost impossible.
> > > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing around.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told him in no uncertain
> > terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.
> Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.

Orville said "I'm Wright."

Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright."

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On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<032e1791-dd56-44ea-a193-c069b8e91e5an@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:24:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker against him and
> > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd fall for it
> > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to play poker
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a rock in Iraq
> > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my Cliff notes of
> > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra time could
> > > > > > > > precipice a
> > > > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber dangling from a rock
> > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > prepuce.
> > > > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he rock climbed,
> > > > > that
> > > > > would be almost impossible.
> > > > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing around.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told him in no uncertain
> > > terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.
> > Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.
>
> Orville said "I'm Wright."
>
> Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright.”

Since when do two wrongs make a wright??

Michael LeVine
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Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 10 May 2022 22:33 UTC

On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:15:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<032e1791-dd56-44ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:24:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker against him and
> > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd fall for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to play poker
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a rock in Iraq
> > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my Cliff notes of
> > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra time could
> > > > > > > > > precipice a
> > > > > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber dangling from a rock
> > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > prepuce.
> > > > > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he rock climbed,
> > > > > > that
> > > > > > would be almost impossible.
> > > > > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing around.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told him in no uncertain
> > > > terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.
> > > Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.
> >
> > Orville said "I'm Wright."
> >
> > Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright.”
>
> Since when do two wrongs make a wright??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

And there's a Chinese version of that : since when do two Wongs make a pair of Lithuanians?

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 by: Mike - Wed, 11 May 2022 10:15 UTC

On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<398f1c0e-dec5-4718-9665-c885ad0532b2n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:15:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<032e1791-dd56-44ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:24:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker against him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd fall for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to play poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a rock in
> > > > > > > > > > > Iraq
> > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my Cliff notes
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra time could
> > > > > > > > > > precipice a
> > > > > > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber dangling from a rock
> > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > prepuce.
> > > > > > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he rock climbed,
> > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > would be almost impossible.
> > > > > > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing around.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told him in no uncertain
> > > > > terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.
> > > > Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.
> > >
> > > Orville said "I'm Wright."
> > >
> > > Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright.”
> >
> > Since when do two wrongs make a wright??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> And there's a Chinese version of that : since when do two Wongs make a pair
> of Lithuanians?

But they would not be a matching set/

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 11 May 2022 16:56 UTC

On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:15:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<398f1c0e-dec5-4718...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:15:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<032e1791-dd56-44ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:24:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker against him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd fall for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to play poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a rock in
> > > > > > > > > > > > Iraq
> > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my Cliff notes
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra time could
> > > > > > > > > > > precipice a
> > > > > > > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber dangling from a rock
> > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > prepuce.
> > > > > > > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he rock climbed,
> > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > would be almost impossible.
> > > > > > > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing around.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told him in no uncertain
> > > > > > terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.
> > > > > Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.
> > > >
> > > > Orville said "I'm Wright."
> > > >
> > > > Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright.”
> > >
> > > Since when do two wrongs make a wright??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > And there's a Chinese version of that : since when do two Wongs make a pair
> > of Lithuanians?
> But they would not be a matching set/
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I am quite the expert at tennis why I can outdo Jimmy Connors and those two girls one of them is named Jupiter Williams or something like that but I really am the expert but what I need to ask you Mike something about match set I don't know what that is? Is it like if you have a bunch of matches that you use to go around and perform arsenal in the neighborhood and you're not happy with them all been different but you want them to match hence the name match set?

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 by: Mike - Wed, 11 May 2022 18:21 UTC

On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<644937e9-d2c8-427b-aeb2-2b51abed68f8n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:15:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<398f1c0e-dec5-4718...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:15:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<032e1791-dd56-44ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:24:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker against him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd fall for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to play poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a rock in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraq
> > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my Cliff notes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > > > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra time could
> > > > > > > > > > > > precipice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber dangling from a
> > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > prepuce.
> > > > > > > > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he rock climbed,
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > would be almost impossible.
> > > > > > > > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing around.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told him in no
> > > > > > > uncertain
> > > > > > > terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.
> > > > > > Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.
> > > > >
> > > > > Orville said "I'm Wright."
> > > > >
> > > > > Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright.”
> > > >
> > > > Since when do two wrongs make a wright??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > And there's a Chinese version of that : since when do two Wongs make a pair
> > > of Lithuanians?
> > But they would not be a matching set/
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I am quite the expert at tennis why I can outdo Jimmy Connors and those two
> girls one of them is named Jupiter Williams or something like that but I
> really am the expert but what I need to ask you Mike something about match
> set I don't know what that is? Is it like if you have a bunch of matches that
> you use to go around and perform arsenal in the neighborhood and you're not
> happy with them all been different but you want them to match hence the name
> match set?


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 12 May 2022 02:09 UTC

On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:21:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<644937e9-d2c8-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:15:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<398f1c0e-dec5-4718...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:15:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<032e1791-dd56-44ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:24:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker against him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd fall for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to play poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a rock in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraq
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my Cliff notes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra time could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > precipice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber dangling from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > prepuce.
> > > > > > > > > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he rock climbed,
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > would be almost impossible.
> > > > > > > > > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing around.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told him in no
> > > > > > > > uncertain
> > > > > > > > terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.
> > > > > > > Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Orville said "I'm Wright."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright.”
> > > > >
> > > > > Since when do two wrongs make a wright??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > And there's a Chinese version of that : since when do two Wongs make a pair
> > > > of Lithuanians?
> > > But they would not be a matching set/
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I am quite the expert at tennis why I can outdo Jimmy Connors and those two
> > girls one of them is named Jupiter Williams or something like that but I
> > really am the expert but what I need to ask you Mike something about match
> > set I don't know what that is? Is it like if you have a bunch of matches that
> > you use to go around and perform arsenal in the neighborhood and you're not
> > happy with them all been different but you want them to match hence the name
> > match set?
> If you are matchless -- how did you set all those fires??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 12 May 2022 09:47 UTC

On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<70ae063f-b864-40f7-b728-2512b54e18f5n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:21:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<644937e9-d2c8-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:15:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<398f1c0e-dec5-4718...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:15:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<032e1791-dd56-44ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:24:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker against
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd fall for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to play
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a rock in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraq
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my Cliff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > notes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra time could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > precipice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber dangling from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > prepuce.
> > > > > > > > > > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he rock
> > > > > > > > > > > climbed,
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > would be almost impossible.
> > > > > > > > > > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing around.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told him in no
> > > > > > > > > uncertain
> > > > > > > > > terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.
> > > > > > > > Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Orville said "I'm Wright."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Since when do two wrongs make a wright??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > And there's a Chinese version of that : since when do two Wongs make a
> > > > > pair
> > > > > of Lithuanians?
> > > > But they would not be a matching set/
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I am quite the expert at tennis why I can outdo Jimmy Connors and those two
> > > girls one of them is named Jupiter Williams or something like that but I
> > > really am the expert but what I need to ask you Mike something about match
> > > set I don't know what that is? Is it like if you have a bunch of matches
> > > that
> > > you use to go around and perform arsenal in the neighborhood and you're not
> > > happy with them all been different but you want them to match hence the
> > > name
> > > match set?
> > If you are matchless -- how did you set all those fires??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> many many ways for a matchless individual such as I to go around and be an
> arsonist there's rubbing two sticks together there's focusing the light of
> the sun with a contact lens there's the starter you get with a propane torch
> however what I'm most impressed with is I saw an old Forensic Files episode I
> think it was Seattle and this guy was going around torching buildings and his
> own father recognized the pattern and turned him in just like my dear papa
> would've done me .


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 12 May 2022 11:54 UTC

On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:47:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<70ae063f-b864-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:21:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<644937e9-d2c8-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:15:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<398f1c0e-dec5-4718...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:15:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<032e1791-dd56-44ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:24:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker against
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd fall for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to play
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a rock in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraq
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my Cliff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > notes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra time could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precipice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber dangling from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > prepuce.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > climbed,
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > would be almost impossible.
> > > > > > > > > > > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing around.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told him in no
> > > > > > > > > > uncertain
> > > > > > > > > > terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.
> > > > > > > > > Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Orville said "I'm Wright."
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Since when do two wrongs make a wright??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And there's a Chinese version of that : since when do two Wongs make a
> > > > > > pair
> > > > > > of Lithuanians?
> > > > > But they would not be a matching set/
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I am quite the expert at tennis why I can outdo Jimmy Connors and those two
> > > > girls one of them is named Jupiter Williams or something like that but I
> > > > really am the expert but what I need to ask you Mike something about match
> > > > set I don't know what that is? Is it like if you have a bunch of matches
> > > > that
> > > > you use to go around and perform arsenal in the neighborhood and you're not
> > > > happy with them all been different but you want them to match hence the
> > > > name
> > > > match set?
> > > If you are matchless -- how did you set all those fires??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > many many ways for a matchless individual such as I to go around and be an
> > arsonist there's rubbing two sticks together there's focusing the light of
> > the sun with a contact lens there's the starter you get with a propane torch
> > however what I'm most impressed with is I saw an old Forensic Files episode I
> > think it was Seattle and this guy was going around torching buildings and his
> > own father recognized the pattern and turned him in just like my dear papa
> > would've done me .
> So he did not have a fire-y temper
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 12 May 2022 13:11 UTC

On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b273f5ad-ec63-40fa-b40b-095c676dea5cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:47:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<70ae063f-b864-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:21:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<644937e9-d2c8-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:15:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<398f1c0e-dec5-4718...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:15:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<032e1791-dd56-44ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:24:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker against
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd fall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to play
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraq
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my Cliff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > notes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra time could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precipice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber dangling from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prepuce.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > climbed,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > would be almost impossible.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told him in no
> > > > > > > > > > > uncertain
> > > > > > > > > > > terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.
> > > > > > > > > > Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Orville said "I'm Wright."
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright.”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Since when do two wrongs make a wright??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And there's a Chinese version of that : since when do two Wongs make a
> > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > of Lithuanians?
> > > > > > But they would not be a matching set/
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I am quite the expert at tennis why I can outdo Jimmy Connors and those
> > > > > two
> > > > > girls one of them is named Jupiter Williams or something like that but I
> > > > > really am the expert but what I need to ask you Mike something about
> > > > > match
> > > > > set I don't know what that is? Is it like if you have a bunch of matches
> > > > > that
> > > > > you use to go around and perform arsenal in the neighborhood and you're
> > > > > not
> > > > > happy with them all been different but you want them to match hence the
> > > > > name
> > > > > match set?
> > > > If you are matchless -- how did you set all those fires??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > many many ways for a matchless individual such as I to go around and be an
> > > arsonist there's rubbing two sticks together there's focusing the light of
> > > the sun with a contact lens there's the starter you get with a propane
> > > torch
> > > however what I'm most impressed with is I saw an old Forensic Files
> > > episode I
> > > think it was Seattle and this guy was going around torching buildings and
> > > his
> > > own father recognized the pattern and turned him in just like my dear papa
> > > would've done me .
> > So he did not have a fire-y temper
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> When you fire a metal to give it a temper you have to be careful because it
> might start arguing with you and threatening you with a knife.


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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 12 May 2022 19:49 UTC

On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b273f5ad-ec63-40fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:47:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<70ae063f-b864-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:21:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<644937e9-d2c8-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:15:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<398f1c0e-dec5-4718...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:15:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<032e1791-dd56-44ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:24:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker against
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd fall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to play
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraq
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my Cliff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > notes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra time could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precipice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber dangling from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prepuce.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbed,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be almost impossible.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told him in no
> > > > > > > > > > > > uncertain
> > > > > > > > > > > > terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.
> > > > > > > > > > > Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Orville said "I'm Wright."
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright.”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Since when do two wrongs make a wright??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > And there's a Chinese version of that : since when do two Wongs make a
> > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > of Lithuanians?
> > > > > > > But they would not be a matching set/
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I am quite the expert at tennis why I can outdo Jimmy Connors and those
> > > > > > two
> > > > > > girls one of them is named Jupiter Williams or something like that but I
> > > > > > really am the expert but what I need to ask you Mike something about
> > > > > > match
> > > > > > set I don't know what that is? Is it like if you have a bunch of matches
> > > > > > that
> > > > > > you use to go around and perform arsenal in the neighborhood and you're
> > > > > > not
> > > > > > happy with them all been different but you want them to match hence the
> > > > > > name
> > > > > > match set?
> > > > > If you are matchless -- how did you set all those fires??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > many many ways for a matchless individual such as I to go around and be an
> > > > arsonist there's rubbing two sticks together there's focusing the light of
> > > > the sun with a contact lens there's the starter you get with a propane
> > > > torch
> > > > however what I'm most impressed with is I saw an old Forensic Files
> > > > episode I
> > > > think it was Seattle and this guy was going around torching buildings and
> > > > his
> > > > own father recognized the pattern and turned him in just like my dear papa
> > > > would've done me .
> > > So he did not have a fire-y temper
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > When you fire a metal to give it a temper you have to be careful because it
> > might start arguing with you and threatening you with a knife.
> So you think of yourself as a gay blade??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 13 May 2022 09:26 UTC

On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<38b6c767-33d8-4426-9e26-0bbebfca5fe0n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b273f5ad-ec63-40fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:47:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<70ae063f-b864-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:21:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<644937e9-d2c8-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:15:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<398f1c0e-dec5-4718...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:15:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<032e1791-dd56-44ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:24:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > against
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd fall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to play
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraq
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my Cliff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > notes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra time could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precipice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber dangling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prepuce.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbed,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be almost impossible.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told him in no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > uncertain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Orville said "I'm Wright."
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright.”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Since when do two wrongs make a wright??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > And there's a Chinese version of that : since when do two Wongs make
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > of Lithuanians?
> > > > > > > > But they would not be a matching set/
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I am quite the expert at tennis why I can outdo Jimmy Connors and those
> > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > girls one of them is named Jupiter Williams or something like that but
> > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > really am the expert but what I need to ask you Mike something about
> > > > > > > match
> > > > > > > set I don't know what that is? Is it like if you have a bunch of
> > > > > > > matches
> > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > you use to go around and perform arsenal in the neighborhood and you're
> > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > happy with them all been different but you want them to match hence the
> > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > match set?
> > > > > > If you are matchless -- how did you set all those fires??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > many many ways for a matchless individual such as I to go around and be
> > > > > an
> > > > > arsonist there's rubbing two sticks together there's focusing the light
> > > > > of
> > > > > the sun with a contact lens there's the starter you get with a propane
> > > > > torch
> > > > > however what I'm most impressed with is I saw an old Forensic Files
> > > > > episode I
> > > > > think it was Seattle and this guy was going around torching buildings and
> > > > > his
> > > > > own father recognized the pattern and turned him in just like my dear
> > > > > papa
> > > > > would've done me .
> > > > So he did not have a fire-y temper
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > When you fire a metal to give it a temper you have to be careful because it
> > > might start arguing with you and threatening you with a knife.
> > So you think of yourself as a gay blade??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> JSB Haldane did not say that "the universe is queerer than we imagine, it's
> queerer than we can imagine", what he actually said was "the universe is
> queerer than a couple of queers having queer sex.”
Or as the hermaphrodite said “I will be with you in two sex."


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On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:26:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<38b6c767-33d8-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b273f5ad-ec63-40fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:47:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<70ae063f-b864-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:21:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<644937e9-d2c8-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:15:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<398f1c0e-dec5-4718...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:15:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<032e1791-dd56-44ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:24:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > against
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd fall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to play
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraq
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my Cliff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > notes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra time could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precipice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber dangling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prepuce.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbed,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be almost impossible.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told him in no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > uncertain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Orville said "I'm Wright."
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright.”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Since when do two wrongs make a wright??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > And there's a Chinese version of that : since when do two Wongs make
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > of Lithuanians?
> > > > > > > > > But they would not be a matching set/
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I am quite the expert at tennis why I can outdo Jimmy Connors and those
> > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > girls one of them is named Jupiter Williams or something like that but
> > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > really am the expert but what I need to ask you Mike something about
> > > > > > > > match
> > > > > > > > set I don't know what that is? Is it like if you have a bunch of
> > > > > > > > matches
> > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > you use to go around and perform arsenal in the neighborhood and you're
> > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > happy with them all been different but you want them to match hence the
> > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > match set?
> > > > > > > If you are matchless -- how did you set all those fires??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > many many ways for a matchless individual such as I to go around and be
> > > > > > an
> > > > > > arsonist there's rubbing two sticks together there's focusing the light
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > the sun with a contact lens there's the starter you get with a propane
> > > > > > torch
> > > > > > however what I'm most impressed with is I saw an old Forensic Files
> > > > > > episode I
> > > > > > think it was Seattle and this guy was going around torching buildings and
> > > > > > his
> > > > > > own father recognized the pattern and turned him in just like my dear
> > > > > > papa
> > > > > > would've done me .
> > > > > So he did not have a fire-y temper
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > When you fire a metal to give it a temper you have to be careful because it
> > > > might start arguing with you and threatening you with a knife.
> > > So you think of yourself as a gay blade??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > JSB Haldane did not say that "the universe is queerer than we imagine, it's
> > queerer than we can imagine", what he actually said was "the universe is
> > queerer than a couple of queers having queer sex.”
> Or as the hermaphrodite said “I will be with you in two sex."
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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