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 by: Mike - Wed, 11 May 2022 10:12 UTC

On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3daa3751-4ac1-4d8f-a717-5122fcc8251fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:14:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4260d997-68ef-416b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:23:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man to tussle with
> > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a truffle my pig just
> > > > > > > > > > > dug
> > > > > > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the atomic kind.
> > > > > > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself "man , I wish I
> > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but have tp go
> > > > > > bigger???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > There was this big national park and it has all kinds of trails and some
> > > > > of
> > > > > the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone named Kim,
> > > > > They're called oKim trails.
> > > > I suppose this is something you learned by trail and error!
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes , I walked down one of the trails and I was in error because it put me
> > > into a grave situation : I died.
> > What color???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> once I lived in this apartment and there was a nice lady in the apartment
> next to me I knew she was despondent and depressed but one day I heard her
> through the wall saying I want to die I want to die oh God I want to die how
> I wanna die and I literally broke down her door and ran in and she was making
> a pair of faded blue jeans bright blue again

So she dye’d by her own hand.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 11 May 2022 17:02 UTC

On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:12:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3daa3751-4ac1-4d8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:14:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4260d997-68ef-416b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:23:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man to tussle with
> > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a truffle my pig just
> > > > > > > > > > > > dug
> > > > > > > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the atomic kind.
> > > > > > > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself "man , I wish I
> > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but have tp go
> > > > > > > bigger???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There was this big national park and it has all kinds of trails and some
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone named Kim,
> > > > > > They're called oKim trails.
> > > > > I suppose this is something you learned by trail and error!
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes , I walked down one of the trails and I was in error because it put me
> > > > into a grave situation : I died.
> > > What color???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > once I lived in this apartment and there was a nice lady in the apartment
> > next to me I knew she was despondent and depressed but one day I heard her
> > through the wall saying I want to die I want to die oh God I want to die how
> > I wanna die and I literally broke down her door and ran in and she was making
> > a pair of faded blue jeans bright blue again
> So she dye’d by her own hand.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

yes she wanted me to help her dye I told her I'm afraid I can't but I made a counter offer that she and I well , not sure how to put this but what it amounts to was us getting overly friendly with each other and she said sir I'd rather die first , I wouldnt care if you're the last person on earth I would have nothing to do with you and I told her "well, the way Putin is going that may very well come about with the slight difference that I'd be dead too"

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 by: Mike - Wed, 11 May 2022 18:20 UTC

On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<42ea27e6-7203-47e9-9f45-1d32b2ace4c5n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:12:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<3daa3751-4ac1-4d8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:14:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4260d997-68ef-416b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:23:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man to tussle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a truffle my pig
> > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > dug
> > > > > > > > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the atomic kind.
> > > > > > > > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself "man , I wish I
> > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but have tp go
> > > > > > > > bigger???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There was this big national park and it has all kinds of trails and
> > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone named Kim,
> > > > > > > They're called oKim trails.
> > > > > > I suppose this is something you learned by trail and error!
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes , I walked down one of the trails and I was in error because it put
> > > > > me
> > > > > into a grave situation : I died.
> > > > What color???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > once I lived in this apartment and there was a nice lady in the apartment
> > > next to me I knew she was despondent and depressed but one day I heard her
> > > through the wall saying I want to die I want to die oh God I want to die
> > > how
> > > I wanna die and I literally broke down her door and ran in and she was
> > > making
> > > a pair of faded blue jeans bright blue again
> > So she dye’d by her own hand.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> yes she wanted me to help her dye I told her I'm afraid I can't but I made a
> counter offer that she and I well , not sure how to put this but what it
> amounts to was us getting overly friendly with each other and she said sir
> I'd rather die first , I wouldnt care if you're the last person on earth I
> would have nothing to do with you and I told her "well, the way Putin is
> going that may very well come about with the slight difference that I'd be
> dead too”
Aa far as Putin is concerned with this, hue and dye wish him the worst

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 12 May 2022 02:14 UTC

On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<42ea27e6-7203-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:12:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3daa3751-4ac1-4d8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:14:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4260d997-68ef-416b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:23:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man to tussle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a truffle my pig
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dug
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the atomic kind.
> > > > > > > > > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself "man , I wish I
> > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but have tp go
> > > > > > > > > bigger???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There was this big national park and it has all kinds of trails and
> > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone named Kim,
> > > > > > > > They're called oKim trails.
> > > > > > > I suppose this is something you learned by trail and error!
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes , I walked down one of the trails and I was in error because it put
> > > > > > me
> > > > > > into a grave situation : I died.
> > > > > What color???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > once I lived in this apartment and there was a nice lady in the apartment
> > > > next to me I knew she was despondent and depressed but one day I heard her
> > > > through the wall saying I want to die I want to die oh God I want to die
> > > > how
> > > > I wanna die and I literally broke down her door and ran in and she was
> > > > making
> > > > a pair of faded blue jeans bright blue again
> > > So she dye’d by her own hand.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > yes she wanted me to help her dye I told her I'm afraid I can't but I made a
> > counter offer that she and I well , not sure how to put this but what it
> > amounts to was us getting overly friendly with each other and she said sir
> > I'd rather die first , I wouldnt care if you're the last person on earth I
> > would have nothing to do with you and I told her "well, the way Putin is
> > going that may very well come about with the slight difference that I'd be
> > dead too”
> Aa far as Putin is concerned with this, hue and dye wish him the worst
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 12 May 2022 09:46 UTC

On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2e40cec2-97df-4fd2-aeed-7367ef270c64n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<42ea27e6-7203-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:12:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3daa3751-4ac1-4d8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:14:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4260d997-68ef-416b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:23:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man to tussle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a truffle my pig
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dug
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the atomic kind.
> > > > > > > > > > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself "man , I
> > > > > > > > > > > wish I
> > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but have tp go
> > > > > > > > > > bigger???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > There was this big national park and it has all kinds of trails and
> > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone named Kim,
> > > > > > > > > They're called oKim trails.
> > > > > > > > I suppose this is something you learned by trail and error!
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes , I walked down one of the trails and I was in error because it put
> > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > into a grave situation : I died.
> > > > > > What color???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > once I lived in this apartment and there was a nice lady in the apartment
> > > > > next to me I knew she was despondent and depressed but one day I heard
> > > > > her
> > > > > through the wall saying I want to die I want to die oh God I want to die
> > > > > how
> > > > > I wanna die and I literally broke down her door and ran in and she was
> > > > > making
> > > > > a pair of faded blue jeans bright blue again
> > > > So she dye’d by her own hand.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > yes she wanted me to help her dye I told her I'm afraid I can't but I made
> > > a
> > > counter offer that she and I well , not sure how to put this but what it
> > > amounts to was us getting overly friendly with each other and she said sir
> > > I'd rather die first , I wouldnt care if you're the last person on earth I
> > > would have nothing to do with you and I told her "well, the way Putin is
> > > going that may very well come about with the slight difference that I'd be
> > > dead too”
> > Aa far as Putin is concerned with this, hue and dye wish him the worst
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Putin is getting so old and feeble minded and forgetful that he actually had
> some tattoo work done on his penis for a reminder. He had two words tattooed
> on
> it:
>
> Put in.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 12 May 2022 11:57 UTC

On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:46:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2e40cec2-97df-4fd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<42ea27e6-7203-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:12:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<3daa3751-4ac1-4d8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:14:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4260d997-68ef-416b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:23:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man to tussle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a truffle my pig
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dug
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the atomic kind.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself "man , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > wish I
> > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but have tp go
> > > > > > > > > > > bigger???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > There was this big national park and it has all kinds of trails and
> > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone named Kim,
> > > > > > > > > > They're called oKim trails.
> > > > > > > > > I suppose this is something you learned by trail and error!
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes , I walked down one of the trails and I was in error because it put
> > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > into a grave situation : I died.
> > > > > > > What color???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > once I lived in this apartment and there was a nice lady in the apartment
> > > > > > next to me I knew she was despondent and depressed but one day I heard
> > > > > > her
> > > > > > through the wall saying I want to die I want to die oh God I want to die
> > > > > > how
> > > > > > I wanna die and I literally broke down her door and ran in and she was
> > > > > > making
> > > > > > a pair of faded blue jeans bright blue again
> > > > > So she dye’d by her own hand.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > yes she wanted me to help her dye I told her I'm afraid I can't but I made
> > > > a
> > > > counter offer that she and I well , not sure how to put this but what it
> > > > amounts to was us getting overly friendly with each other and she said sir
> > > > I'd rather die first , I wouldnt care if you're the last person on earth I
> > > > would have nothing to do with you and I told her "well, the way Putin is
> > > > going that may very well come about with the slight difference that I'd be
> > > > dead too”
> > > Aa far as Putin is concerned with this, hue and dye wish him the worst
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Putin is getting so old and feeble minded and forgetful that he actually had
> > some tattoo work done on his penis for a reminder. He had two words tattooed
> > on
> > it:
> >
> > Put in.
> A stiff reminder of how to use it
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 12 May 2022 13:09 UTC

On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b62302b5-296c-44a5-ad3b-c318ccb4f92cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:46:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<2e40cec2-97df-4fd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<42ea27e6-7203-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:12:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<3daa3751-4ac1-4d8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:14:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4260d997-68ef-416b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:23:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man to tussle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a truffle my pig
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dug
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the atomic kind.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself "man , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wish I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but have tp go
> > > > > > > > > > > > bigger???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > There was this big national park and it has all kinds of trails and
> > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone named Kim,
> > > > > > > > > > > They're called oKim trails.
> > > > > > > > > > I suppose this is something you learned by trail and error!
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes , I walked down one of the trails and I was in error because it
> > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > into a grave situation : I died.
> > > > > > > > What color???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > once I lived in this apartment and there was a nice lady in the
> > > > > > > apartment
> > > > > > > next to me I knew she was despondent and depressed but one day I heard
> > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > through the wall saying I want to die I want to die oh God I want to
> > > > > > > die
> > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > I wanna die and I literally broke down her door and ran in and she was
> > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > a pair of faded blue jeans bright blue again
> > > > > > So she dye’d by her own hand.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > yes she wanted me to help her dye I told her I'm afraid I can't but I
> > > > > made
> > > > > a
> > > > > counter offer that she and I well , not sure how to put this but what it
> > > > > amounts to was us getting overly friendly with each other and she said
> > > > > sir
> > > > > I'd rather die first , I wouldnt care if you're the last person on earth
> > > > > I
> > > > > would have nothing to do with you and I told her "well, the way Putin is
> > > > > going that may very well come about with the slight difference that I'd
> > > > > be
> > > > > dead too”
> > > > Aa far as Putin is concerned with this, hue and dye wish him the worst
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Putin is getting so old and feeble minded and forgetful that he actually
> > > had
> > > some tattoo work done on his penis for a reminder. He had two words
> > > tattooed
> > > on
> > > it:
> > >
> > > Put in.
> > A stiff reminder of how to use it
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Darlene told me she wanted to go to Russia so she could service Putin and I
> warned her now you need to be careful , you're gonna be locked in a bunker
> with him for the rest of your lives until they bring the 5 gallons of
> gasoline in.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 12 May 2022 19:51 UTC

On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:09:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b62302b5-296c-44a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:46:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<2e40cec2-97df-4fd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<42ea27e6-7203-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:12:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<3daa3751-4ac1-4d8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:14:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4260d997-68ef-416b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:23:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man to tussle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a truffle my pig
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dug
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the atomic kind.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself "man , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but have tp go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bigger???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > There was this big national park and it has all kinds of trails and
> > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone named Kim,
> > > > > > > > > > > > They're called oKim trails.
> > > > > > > > > > > I suppose this is something you learned by trail and error!
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes , I walked down one of the trails and I was in error because it
> > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > into a grave situation : I died.
> > > > > > > > > What color???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > once I lived in this apartment and there was a nice lady in the
> > > > > > > > apartment
> > > > > > > > next to me I knew she was despondent and depressed but one day I heard
> > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > through the wall saying I want to die I want to die oh God I want to
> > > > > > > > die
> > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > I wanna die and I literally broke down her door and ran in and she was
> > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > a pair of faded blue jeans bright blue again
> > > > > > > So she dye’d by her own hand.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > yes she wanted me to help her dye I told her I'm afraid I can't but I
> > > > > > made
> > > > > > a
> > > > > > counter offer that she and I well , not sure how to put this but what it
> > > > > > amounts to was us getting overly friendly with each other and she said
> > > > > > sir
> > > > > > I'd rather die first , I wouldnt care if you're the last person on earth
> > > > > > I
> > > > > > would have nothing to do with you and I told her "well, the way Putin is
> > > > > > going that may very well come about with the slight difference that I'd
> > > > > > be
> > > > > > dead too”
> > > > > Aa far as Putin is concerned with this, hue and dye wish him the worst
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Putin is getting so old and feeble minded and forgetful that he actually
> > > > had
> > > > some tattoo work done on his penis for a reminder. He had two words
> > > > tattooed
> > > > on
> > > > it:
> > > >
> > > > Put in.
> > > A stiff reminder of how to use it
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Darlene told me she wanted to go to Russia so she could service Putin and I
> > warned her now you need to be careful , you're gonna be locked in a bunker
> > with him for the rest of your lives until they bring the 5 gallons of
> > gasoline in.
> But at the prices for gas these days, could they afford 5 gallons???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c9d7107d-8a12-419c-ba15-8fb83727f090n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:09:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b62302b5-296c-44a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:46:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<2e40cec2-97df-4fd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<42ea27e6-7203-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:12:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<3daa3751-4ac1-4d8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:14:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4260d997-68ef-416b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:23:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tussle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a truffle my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pig
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dug
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the atomic kind.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself "man , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but have tp
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > bigger???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this big national park and it has all kinds of trails
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone named Kim,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > They're called oKim trails.
> > > > > > > > > > > > I suppose this is something you learned by trail and error!
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I walked down one of the trails and I was in error because it
> > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > into a grave situation : I died.
> > > > > > > > > > What color???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > once I lived in this apartment and there was a nice lady in the
> > > > > > > > > apartment
> > > > > > > > > next to me I knew she was despondent and depressed but one day I
> > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > through the wall saying I want to die I want to die oh God I want to
> > > > > > > > > die
> > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > I wanna die and I literally broke down her door and ran in and she
> > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > a pair of faded blue jeans bright blue again
> > > > > > > > So she dye’d by her own hand.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > yes she wanted me to help her dye I told her I'm afraid I can't but I
> > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > counter offer that she and I well , not sure how to put this but what
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > amounts to was us getting overly friendly with each other and she said
> > > > > > > sir
> > > > > > > I'd rather die first , I wouldnt care if you're the last person on
> > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > would have nothing to do with you and I told her "well, the way Putin
> > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > going that may very well come about with the slight difference that I'd
> > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > dead too”
> > > > > > Aa far as Putin is concerned with this, hue and dye wish him the worst
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Putin is getting so old and feeble minded and forgetful that he actually
> > > > > had
> > > > > some tattoo work done on his penis for a reminder. He had two words
> > > > > tattooed
> > > > > on
> > > > > it:
> > > > >
> > > > > Put in.
> > > > A stiff reminder of how to use it
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Darlene told me she wanted to go to Russia so she could service Putin and I
> > > warned her now you need to be careful , you're gonna be locked in a bunker
> > > with him for the rest of your lives until they bring the 5 gallons of
> > > gasoline in.
> > But at the prices for gas these days, could they afford 5 gallons???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I'm sure that Putin's cohorts would chip in for it and also I told Darlene
> change your name to Eva


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On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:24:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c9d7107d-8a12-419c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:09:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b62302b5-296c-44a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:46:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<2e40cec2-97df-4fd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<42ea27e6-7203-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:12:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<3daa3751-4ac1-4d8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:14:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4260d997-68ef-416b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:23:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tussle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a truffle my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pig
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dug
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the atomic kind.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself "man , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but have tp
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bigger???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this big national park and it has all kinds of trails
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone named Kim,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > They're called oKim trails.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I suppose this is something you learned by trail and error!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I walked down one of the trails and I was in error because it
> > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > into a grave situation : I died.
> > > > > > > > > > > What color???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > once I lived in this apartment and there was a nice lady in the
> > > > > > > > > > apartment
> > > > > > > > > > next to me I knew she was despondent and depressed but one day I
> > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > through the wall saying I want to die I want to die oh God I want to
> > > > > > > > > > die
> > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > I wanna die and I literally broke down her door and ran in and she
> > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > a pair of faded blue jeans bright blue again
> > > > > > > > > So she dye’d by her own hand.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > yes she wanted me to help her dye I told her I'm afraid I can't but I
> > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > counter offer that she and I well , not sure how to put this but what
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > amounts to was us getting overly friendly with each other and she said
> > > > > > > > sir
> > > > > > > > I'd rather die first , I wouldnt care if you're the last person on
> > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > would have nothing to do with you and I told her "well, the way Putin
> > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > going that may very well come about with the slight difference that I'd
> > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > dead too”
> > > > > > > Aa far as Putin is concerned with this, hue and dye wish him the worst
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Putin is getting so old and feeble minded and forgetful that he actually
> > > > > > had
> > > > > > some tattoo work done on his penis for a reminder. He had two words
> > > > > > tattooed
> > > > > > on
> > > > > > it:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Put in.
> > > > > A stiff reminder of how to use it
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Darlene told me she wanted to go to Russia so she could service Putin and I
> > > > warned her now you need to be careful , you're gonna be locked in a bunker
> > > > with him for the rest of your lives until they bring the 5 gallons of
> > > > gasoline in.
> > > But at the prices for gas these days, could they afford 5 gallons???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I'm sure that Putin's cohorts would chip in for it and also I told Darlene
> > change your name to Eva
> You are Eva the trouble maker
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 13 May 2022 14:15 UTC

On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0d4c5880-8b6a-45f6-bac3-549c54b73734n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:24:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c9d7107d-8a12-419c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:09:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b62302b5-296c-44a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:46:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<2e40cec2-97df-4fd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<42ea27e6-7203-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:12:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<3daa3751-4ac1-4d8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:14:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4260d997-68ef-416b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:23:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tussle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a truffle my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pig
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dug
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the atomic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself "man ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but have tp
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bigger???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this big national park and it has all kinds of trails
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone named Kim,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They're called oKim trails.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I suppose this is something you learned by trail and error!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I walked down one of the trails and I was in error because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > into a grave situation : I died.
> > > > > > > > > > > > What color???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > once I lived in this apartment and there was a nice lady in the
> > > > > > > > > > > apartment
> > > > > > > > > > > next to me I knew she was despondent and depressed but one day I
> > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > through the wall saying I want to die I want to die oh God I want
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > die
> > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > I wanna die and I literally broke down her door and ran in and she
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > a pair of faded blue jeans bright blue again
> > > > > > > > > > So she dye’d by her own hand.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > yes she wanted me to help her dye I told her I'm afraid I can't but I
> > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > counter offer that she and I well , not sure how to put this but what
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > amounts to was us getting overly friendly with each other and she
> > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > sir
> > > > > > > > > I'd rather die first , I wouldnt care if you're the last person on
> > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > would have nothing to do with you and I told her "well, the way Putin
> > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > going that may very well come about with the slight difference that
> > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > dead too”
> > > > > > > > Aa far as Putin is concerned with this, hue and dye wish him the worst
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Putin is getting so old and feeble minded and forgetful that he
> > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > some tattoo work done on his penis for a reminder. He had two words
> > > > > > > tattooed
> > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > it:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Put in.
> > > > > > A stiff reminder of how to use it
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Darlene told me she wanted to go to Russia so she could service Putin
> > > > > and I
> > > > > warned her now you need to be careful , you're gonna be locked in a
> > > > > bunker
> > > > > with him for the rest of your lives until they bring the 5 gallons of
> > > > > gasoline in.
> > > > But at the prices for gas these days, could they afford 5 gallons???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I'm sure that Putin's cohorts would chip in for it and also I told Darlene
> > > change your name to Eva
> > You are Eva the trouble maker
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> You Gabor me with your statements.


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On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:15:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0d4c5880-8b6a-45f6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:24:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c9d7107d-8a12-419c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:09:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b62302b5-296c-44a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:46:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<2e40cec2-97df-4fd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<42ea27e6-7203-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:12:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3daa3751-4ac1-4d8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:14:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4260d997-68ef-416b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:23:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tussle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a truffle my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pig
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dug
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the atomic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself "man ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but have tp
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bigger???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this big national park and it has all kinds of trails
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone named Kim,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They're called oKim trails.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I suppose this is something you learned by trail and error!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I walked down one of the trails and I was in error because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a grave situation : I died.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > What color???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > once I lived in this apartment and there was a nice lady in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > apartment
> > > > > > > > > > > > next to me I knew she was despondent and depressed but one day I
> > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > through the wall saying I want to die I want to die oh God I want
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > die
> > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > I wanna die and I literally broke down her door and ran in and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > a pair of faded blue jeans bright blue again
> > > > > > > > > > > So she dye’d by her own hand.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > yes she wanted me to help her dye I told her I'm afraid I can't but I
> > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > counter offer that she and I well , not sure how to put this but what
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > amounts to was us getting overly friendly with each other and she
> > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > sir
> > > > > > > > > > I'd rather die first , I wouldnt care if you're the last person on
> > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > would have nothing to do with you and I told her "well, the way Putin
> > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > going that may very well come about with the slight difference that
> > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > dead too”
> > > > > > > > > Aa far as Putin is concerned with this, hue and dye wish him the worst
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Putin is getting so old and feeble minded and forgetful that he
> > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > some tattoo work done on his penis for a reminder. He had two words
> > > > > > > > tattooed
> > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > it:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Put in.
> > > > > > > A stiff reminder of how to use it
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Darlene told me she wanted to go to Russia so she could service Putin
> > > > > > and I
> > > > > > warned her now you need to be careful , you're gonna be locked in a
> > > > > > bunker
> > > > > > with him for the rest of your lives until they bring the 5 gallons of
> > > > > > gasoline in.
> > > > > But at the prices for gas these days, could they afford 5 gallons???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I'm sure that Putin's cohorts would chip in for it and also I told Darlene
> > > > change your name to Eva
> > > You are Eva the trouble maker
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > You Gabor me with your statements.
> You magda big mistake saying that
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 13 May 2022 17:23 UTC

On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2060e91c-caaa-4f93-b88c-c3fad5c09844n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:15:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<0d4c5880-8b6a-45f6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:24:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c9d7107d-8a12-419c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:09:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b62302b5-296c-44a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:46:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<2e40cec2-97df-4fd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<42ea27e6-7203-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:12:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3daa3751-4ac1-4d8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:14:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4260d997-68ef-416b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:23:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tussle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a truffle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pig
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dug
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the atomic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself "man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tp
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bigger???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this big national park and it has all kinds of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trails
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kim,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They're called oKim trails.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I suppose this is something you learned by trail and error!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I walked down one of the trails and I was in error
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a grave situation : I died.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > What color???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > once I lived in this apartment and there was a nice lady in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > apartment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > next to me I knew she was despondent and depressed but one day I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > through the wall saying I want to die I want to die oh God I want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > die
> > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I wanna die and I literally broke down her door and ran in and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a pair of faded blue jeans bright blue again
> > > > > > > > > > > > So she dye’d by her own hand.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > yes she wanted me to help her dye I told her I'm afraid I can't
> > > > > > > > > > > but I
> > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > counter offer that she and I well , not sure how to put this but
> > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > amounts to was us getting overly friendly with each other and she
> > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > sir
> > > > > > > > > > > I'd rather die first , I wouldnt care if you're the last person on
> > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > would have nothing to do with you and I told her "well, the way
> > > > > > > > > > > Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > going that may very well come about with the slight difference that
> > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > dead too”
> > > > > > > > > > Aa far as Putin is concerned with this, hue and dye wish him the
> > > > > > > > > > worst
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Putin is getting so old and feeble minded and forgetful that he
> > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > some tattoo work done on his penis for a reminder. He had two words
> > > > > > > > > tattooed
> > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > it:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Put in.
> > > > > > > > A stiff reminder of how to use it
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Darlene told me she wanted to go to Russia so she could service Putin
> > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > warned her now you need to be careful , you're gonna be locked in a
> > > > > > > bunker
> > > > > > > with him for the rest of your lives until they bring the 5 gallons of
> > > > > > > gasoline in.
> > > > > > But at the prices for gas these days, could they afford 5 gallons???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm sure that Putin's cohorts would chip in for it and also I told
> > > > > Darlene
> > > > > change your name to Eva
> > > > You are Eva the trouble maker
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > You Gabor me with your statements.
> > You magda big mistake saying that
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No, you made the big mistake when you were vacationing near mount Etna and
> the magda
> covered your entire body.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 13 May 2022 19:25 UTC

On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:23:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2060e91c-caaa-4f93...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:15:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0d4c5880-8b6a-45f6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:24:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c9d7107d-8a12-419c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:09:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b62302b5-296c-44a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:46:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<2e40cec2-97df-4fd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<42ea27e6-7203-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:12:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3daa3751-4ac1-4d8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:14:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4260d997-68ef-416b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:23:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tussle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a truffle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pig
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dug
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the atomic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself "man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tp
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bigger???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this big national park and it has all kinds of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trails
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kim,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They're called oKim trails.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I suppose this is something you learned by trail and error!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I walked down one of the trails and I was in error
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a grave situation : I died.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What color???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > once I lived in this apartment and there was a nice lady in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > apartment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > next to me I knew she was despondent and depressed but one day I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > through the wall saying I want to die I want to die oh God I want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > die
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wanna die and I literally broke down her door and ran in and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a pair of faded blue jeans bright blue again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So she dye’d by her own hand.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > yes she wanted me to help her dye I told her I'm afraid I can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > counter offer that she and I well , not sure how to put this but
> > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > amounts to was us getting overly friendly with each other and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > sir
> > > > > > > > > > > > I'd rather die first , I wouldnt care if you're the last person on
> > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > would have nothing to do with you and I told her "well, the way
> > > > > > > > > > > > Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > going that may very well come about with the slight difference that
> > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > dead too”
> > > > > > > > > > > Aa far as Putin is concerned with this, hue and dye wish him the
> > > > > > > > > > > worst
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Putin is getting so old and feeble minded and forgetful that he
> > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > some tattoo work done on his penis for a reminder. He had two words
> > > > > > > > > > tattooed
> > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > it:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Put in.
> > > > > > > > > A stiff reminder of how to use it
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Darlene told me she wanted to go to Russia so she could service Putin
> > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > warned her now you need to be careful , you're gonna be locked in a
> > > > > > > > bunker
> > > > > > > > with him for the rest of your lives until they bring the 5 gallons of
> > > > > > > > gasoline in.
> > > > > > > But at the prices for gas these days, could they afford 5 gallons???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I'm sure that Putin's cohorts would chip in for it and also I told
> > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > change your name to Eva
> > > > > You are Eva the trouble maker
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > You Gabor me with your statements.
> > > You magda big mistake saying that
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No, you made the big mistake when you were vacationing near mount Etna and
> > the magda
> > covered your entire body.
> Must I shasta your illusions???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 13 May 2022 20:45 UTC

On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c5353f20-b8b3-4ba4-9d95-0c2ebef3a2f9n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:23:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<2060e91c-caaa-4f93...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:15:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<0d4c5880-8b6a-45f6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:24:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<c9d7107d-8a12-419c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:09:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<b62302b5-296c-44a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:46:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<2e40cec2-97df-4fd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<42ea27e6-7203-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:12:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3daa3751-4ac1-4d8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:14:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4260d997-68ef-416b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:23:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tussle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > truffle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pig
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dug
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the atomic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tp
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bigger???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this big national park and it has all kinds of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trails
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kim,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They're called oKim trails.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I suppose this is something you learned by trail and error!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I walked down one of the trails and I was in error
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a grave situation : I died.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What color???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > once I lived in this apartment and there was a nice lady in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apartment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next to me I knew she was despondent and depressed but one day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through the wall saying I want to die I want to die oh God I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > die
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wanna die and I literally broke down her door and ran in and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a pair of faded blue jeans bright blue again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So she dye’d by her own hand.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > yes she wanted me to help her dye I told her I'm afraid I can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > counter offer that she and I well , not sure how to put this but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > amounts to was us getting overly friendly with each other and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sir
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd rather die first , I wouldnt care if you're the last person
> > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > would have nothing to do with you and I told her "well, the way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > going that may very well come about with the slight difference
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > dead too”
> > > > > > > > > > > > Aa far as Putin is concerned with this, hue and dye wish him the
> > > > > > > > > > > > worst
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Putin is getting so old and feeble minded and forgetful that he
> > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > some tattoo work done on his penis for a reminder. He had two words
> > > > > > > > > > > tattooed
> > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > it:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Put in.
> > > > > > > > > > A stiff reminder of how to use it
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Darlene told me she wanted to go to Russia so she could service Putin
> > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > warned her now you need to be careful , you're gonna be locked in a
> > > > > > > > > bunker
> > > > > > > > > with him for the rest of your lives until they bring the 5 gallons of
> > > > > > > > > gasoline in.
> > > > > > > > But at the prices for gas these days, could they afford 5 gallons???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I'm sure that Putin's cohorts would chip in for it and also I told
> > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > change your name to Eva
> > > > > > You are Eva the trouble maker
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > You Gabor me with your statements.
> > > > You magda big mistake saying that
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No, you made the big mistake when you were vacationing near mount Etna and
> > > the magda
> > > covered your entire body.
> > Must I shasta your illusions???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> How do you Shasta one's illusions , pour a soft drink all over them?


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On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:45:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c5353f20-b8b3-4ba4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:23:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<2060e91c-caaa-4f93...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:15:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0d4c5880-8b6a-45f6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:24:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c9d7107d-8a12-419c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:09:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b62302b5-296c-44a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:46:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2e40cec2-97df-4fd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<42ea27e6-7203-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:12:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3daa3751-4ac1-4d8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:14:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4260d997-68ef-416b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:23:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tussle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > truffle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pig
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dug
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the atomic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tp
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bigger???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this big national park and it has all kinds of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trails
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kim,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They're called oKim trails.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I suppose this is something you learned by trail and error!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I walked down one of the trails and I was in error
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a grave situation : I died.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What color???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > once I lived in this apartment and there was a nice lady in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apartment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next to me I knew she was despondent and depressed but one day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through the wall saying I want to die I want to die oh God I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > die
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wanna die and I literally broke down her door and ran in and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a pair of faded blue jeans bright blue again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So she dye’d by her own hand.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes she wanted me to help her dye I told her I'm afraid I can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > counter offer that she and I well , not sure how to put this but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > amounts to was us getting overly friendly with each other and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sir
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd rather die first , I wouldnt care if you're the last person
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > would have nothing to do with you and I told her "well, the way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > going that may very well come about with the slight difference
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dead too”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Aa far as Putin is concerned with this, hue and dye wish him the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > worst
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Putin is getting so old and feeble minded and forgetful that he
> > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > some tattoo work done on his penis for a reminder. He had two words
> > > > > > > > > > > > tattooed
> > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > it:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Put in.
> > > > > > > > > > > A stiff reminder of how to use it
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Darlene told me she wanted to go to Russia so she could service Putin
> > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > warned her now you need to be careful , you're gonna be locked in a
> > > > > > > > > > bunker
> > > > > > > > > > with him for the rest of your lives until they bring the 5 gallons of
> > > > > > > > > > gasoline in.
> > > > > > > > > But at the prices for gas these days, could they afford 5 gallons???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I'm sure that Putin's cohorts would chip in for it and also I told
> > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > change your name to Eva
> > > > > > > You are Eva the trouble maker
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You Gabor me with your statements.
> > > > > You magda big mistake saying that
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No, you made the big mistake when you were vacationing near mount Etna and
> > > > the magda
> > > > covered your entire body.
> > > Must I shasta your illusions???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > How do you Shasta one's illusions , pour a soft drink all over them?
> But would not be for the crater good.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 14 May 2022 15:30 UTC

On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bf6da24e-7ec1-4dcc-966c-c3b6ee01d685n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:45:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c5353f20-b8b3-4ba4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:23:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<2060e91c-caaa-4f93...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:15:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<0d4c5880-8b6a-45f6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:24:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<c9d7107d-8a12-419c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:09:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<b62302b5-296c-44a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:46:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2e40cec2-97df-4fd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<42ea27e6-7203-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:12:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3daa3751-4ac1-4d8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:14:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4260d997-68ef-416b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:23:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tussle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > truffle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pig
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dug
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > atomic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tp
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bigger???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this big national park and it has all kinds of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trails
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kim,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They're called oKim trails.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I suppose this is something you learned by trail and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > error!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I walked down one of the trails and I was in error
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a grave situation : I died.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What color???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > once I lived in this apartment and there was a nice lady in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apartment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next to me I knew she was despondent and depressed but one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through the wall saying I want to die I want to die oh God I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > die
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wanna die and I literally broke down her door and ran in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a pair of faded blue jeans bright blue again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So she dye’d by her own hand.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes she wanted me to help her dye I told her I'm afraid I can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > counter offer that she and I well , not sure how to put this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > amounts to was us getting overly friendly with each other and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sir
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd rather die first , I wouldnt care if you're the last person
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would have nothing to do with you and I told her "well, the way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going that may very well come about with the slight difference
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dead too”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aa far as Putin is concerned with this, hue and dye wish him the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > worst
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin is getting so old and feeble minded and forgetful that he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > some tattoo work done on his penis for a reminder. He had two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tattooed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it:
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Put in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > A stiff reminder of how to use it
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Darlene told me she wanted to go to Russia so she could service
> > > > > > > > > > > Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > warned her now you need to be careful , you're gonna be locked in a
> > > > > > > > > > > bunker
> > > > > > > > > > > with him for the rest of your lives until they bring the 5 gallons
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > gasoline in.
> > > > > > > > > > But at the prices for gas these days, could they afford 5 gallons???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I'm sure that Putin's cohorts would chip in for it and also I told
> > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > change your name to Eva
> > > > > > > > You are Eva the trouble maker
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You Gabor me with your statements.
> > > > > > You magda big mistake saying that
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No, you made the big mistake when you were vacationing near mount Etna
> > > > > and
> > > > > the magda
> > > > > covered your entire body.
> > > > Must I shasta your illusions???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > How do you Shasta one's illusions , pour a soft drink all over them?
> > But would not be for the crater good.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> As Neil Armstrong was coming in for a landing on the moon he went temporarily
> insane , all of a sudden he began to think that crater good.


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On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 10:30:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<bf6da24e-7ec1-4dcc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:45:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c5353f20-b8b3-4ba4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:23:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<2060e91c-caaa-4f93...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:15:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<0d4c5880-8b6a-45f6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:24:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<c9d7107d-8a12-419c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:09:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b62302b5-296c-44a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:46:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2e40cec2-97df-4fd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<42ea27e6-7203-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:12:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3daa3751-4ac1-4d8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:14:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4260d997-68ef-416b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:23:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tussle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > truffle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pig
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dug
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > atomic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tp
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bigger???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this big national park and it has all kinds of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trails
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kim,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They're called oKim trails.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I suppose this is something you learned by trail and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > error!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I walked down one of the trails and I was in error
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a grave situation : I died.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What color???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > once I lived in this apartment and there was a nice lady in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apartment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next to me I knew she was despondent and depressed but one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through the wall saying I want to die I want to die oh God I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > die
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wanna die and I literally broke down her door and ran in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a pair of faded blue jeans bright blue again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So she dye’d by her own hand.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes she wanted me to help her dye I told her I'm afraid I can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > counter offer that she and I well , not sure how to put this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > amounts to was us getting overly friendly with each other and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sir
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd rather die first , I wouldnt care if you're the last person
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would have nothing to do with you and I told her "well, the way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going that may very well come about with the slight difference
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dead too”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aa far as Putin is concerned with this, hue and dye wish him the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > worst
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin is getting so old and feeble minded and forgetful that he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > some tattoo work done on his penis for a reminder. He had two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tattooed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > A stiff reminder of how to use it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene told me she wanted to go to Russia so she could service
> > > > > > > > > > > > Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > warned her now you need to be careful , you're gonna be locked in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > bunker
> > > > > > > > > > > > with him for the rest of your lives until they bring the 5 gallons
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > gasoline in.
> > > > > > > > > > > But at the prices for gas these days, could they afford 5 gallons???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I'm sure that Putin's cohorts would chip in for it and also I told
> > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > change your name to Eva
> > > > > > > > > You are Eva the trouble maker
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You Gabor me with your statements.
> > > > > > > You magda big mistake saying that
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No, you made the big mistake when you were vacationing near mount Etna
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > the magda
> > > > > > covered your entire body.
> > > > > Must I shasta your illusions???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > How do you Shasta one's illusions , pour a soft drink all over them?
> > > But would not be for the crater good.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > As Neil Armstrong was coming in for a landing on the moon he went temporarily
> > insane , all of a sudden he began to think that crater good.
> At least he was not looking for Judge Crater
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sun, 15 May 2022 10:45 UTC

On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8d4a2164-6e9b-4636-a706-e952c61003f1n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 10:30:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<bf6da24e-7ec1-4dcc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:45:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c5353f20-b8b3-4ba4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:23:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<2060e91c-caaa-4f93...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:15:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<0d4c5880-8b6a-45f6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:24:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c9d7107d-8a12-419c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:09:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b62302b5-296c-44a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:46:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2e40cec2-97df-4fd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<42ea27e6-7203-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:12:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3daa3751-4ac1-4d8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:14:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4260d997-68ef-416b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:23:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tussle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > truffle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pig
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dug
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > atomic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tp
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bigger???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this big national park and it has all kinds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trails
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kim,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They're called oKim trails.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I suppose this is something you learned by trail and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > error!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I walked down one of the trails and I was in error
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a grave situation : I died.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What color???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > once I lived in this apartment and there was a nice lady in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apartment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next to me I knew she was despondent and depressed but one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through the wall saying I want to die I want to die oh God
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > die
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wanna die and I literally broke down her door and ran in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a pair of faded blue jeans bright blue again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So she dye’d by her own hand.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes she wanted me to help her dye I told her I'm afraid I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > counter offer that she and I well , not sure how to put this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > amounts to was us getting overly friendly with each other and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sir
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd rather die first , I wouldnt care if you're the last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would have nothing to do with you and I told her "well, the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going that may very well come about with the slight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > difference
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dead too”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aa far as Putin is concerned with this, hue and dye wish him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > worst
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin is getting so old and feeble minded and forgetful that he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some tattoo work done on his penis for a reminder. He had two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tattooed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > A stiff reminder of how to use it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene told me she wanted to go to Russia so she could service
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > warned her now you need to be careful , you're gonna be locked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bunker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with him for the rest of your lives until they bring the 5
> > > > > > > > > > > > > gallons
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > gasoline in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But at the prices for gas these days, could they afford 5
> > > > > > > > > > > > gallons???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I'm sure that Putin's cohorts would chip in for it and also I told
> > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > change your name to Eva
> > > > > > > > > > You are Eva the trouble maker
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > You Gabor me with your statements.
> > > > > > > > You magda big mistake saying that
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No, you made the big mistake when you were vacationing near mount Etna
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > the magda
> > > > > > > covered your entire body.
> > > > > > Must I shasta your illusions???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > How do you Shasta one's illusions , pour a soft drink all over them?
> > > > But would not be for the crater good.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > As Neil Armstrong was coming in for a landing on the moon he went
> > > temporarily
> > > insane , all of a sudden he began to think that crater good.
> > At least he was not looking for Judge Crater
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I have learned not to judge craters. When Putin pockmarks the entire Earth
> with huge steaming lava filled craters I think any one of them will be just
> as beautiful as the others.


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On Sunday, May 15, 2022 at 5:45:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8d4a2164-6e9b-4636...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 10:30:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<bf6da24e-7ec1-4dcc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:45:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c5353f20-b8b3-4ba4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:23:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<2060e91c-caaa-4f93...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:15:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<0d4c5880-8b6a-45f6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:24:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c9d7107d-8a12-419c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:09:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b62302b5-296c-44a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:46:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2e40cec2-97df-4fd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<42ea27e6-7203-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:12:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3daa3751-4ac1-4d8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:14:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4260d997-68ef-416b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:23:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tussle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > truffle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pig
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dug
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > atomic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tp
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bigger???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this big national park and it has all kinds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trails
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kim,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They're called oKim trails.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I suppose this is something you learned by trail and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > error!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I walked down one of the trails and I was in error
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a grave situation : I died..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What color???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > once I lived in this apartment and there was a nice lady in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apartment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next to me I knew she was despondent and depressed but one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through the wall saying I want to die I want to die oh God
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > die
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wanna die and I literally broke down her door and ran in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a pair of faded blue jeans bright blue again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So she dye’d by her own hand.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes she wanted me to help her dye I told her I'm afraid I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > counter offer that she and I well , not sure how to put this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > amounts to was us getting overly friendly with each other and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sir
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd rather die first , I wouldnt care if you're the last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would have nothing to do with you and I told her "well, the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going that may very well come about with the slight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > difference
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dead too”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aa far as Putin is concerned with this, hue and dye wish him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > worst
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin is getting so old and feeble minded and forgetful that he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some tattoo work done on his penis for a reminder. He had two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tattooed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A stiff reminder of how to use it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene told me she wanted to go to Russia so she could service
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > warned her now you need to be careful , you're gonna be locked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > bunker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with him for the rest of your lives until they bring the 5
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > gallons
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > gasoline in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But at the prices for gas these days, could they afford 5
> > > > > > > > > > > > > gallons???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I'm sure that Putin's cohorts would chip in for it and also I told
> > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > change your name to Eva
> > > > > > > > > > > You are Eva the trouble maker
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > You Gabor me with your statements.
> > > > > > > > > You magda big mistake saying that
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No, you made the big mistake when you were vacationing near mount Etna
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > the magda
> > > > > > > > covered your entire body.
> > > > > > > Must I shasta your illusions???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > How do you Shasta one's illusions , pour a soft drink all over them?
> > > > > But would not be for the crater good.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > As Neil Armstrong was coming in for a landing on the moon he went
> > > > temporarily
> > > > insane , all of a sudden he began to think that crater good.
> > > At least he was not looking for Judge Crater
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I have learned not to judge craters. When Putin pockmarks the entire Earth
> > with huge steaming lava filled craters I think any one of them will be just
> > as beautiful as the others.
> That about sums up the hole problem.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 16 May 2022 10:54 UTC

On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365-b996-b84ad0ef65b8n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, May 15, 2022 at 5:45:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<8d4a2164-6e9b-4636...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 10:30:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<bf6da24e-7ec1-4dcc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:45:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<c5353f20-b8b3-4ba4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:23:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<2060e91c-caaa-4f93...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:15:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d4c5880-8b6a-45f6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:24:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c9d7107d-8a12-419c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:09:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b62302b5-296c-44a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:46:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2e40cec2-97df-4fd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<42ea27e6-7203-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:12:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3daa3751-4ac1-4d8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:14:01 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4260d997-68ef-416b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:23:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tussle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > truffle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pig
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dug
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > atomic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > myself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tp
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bigger???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this big national park and it has all kinds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trails
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kim,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They're called oKim trails.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I suppose this is something you learned by trail and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > error!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I walked down one of the trails and I was in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > error
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a grave situation : I died.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What color???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > once I lived in this apartment and there was a nice lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apartment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next to me I knew she was despondent and depressed but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through the wall saying I want to die I want to die oh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > die
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wanna die and I literally broke down her door and ran
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a pair of faded blue jeans bright blue again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So she dye’d by her own hand.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes she wanted me to help her dye I told her I'm afraid I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > counter offer that she and I well , not sure how to put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > amounts to was us getting overly friendly with each other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sir
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd rather die first , I wouldnt care if you're the last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would have nothing to do with you and I told her "well, the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going that may very well come about with the slight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > difference
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dead too”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aa far as Putin is concerned with this, hue and dye wish him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > worst
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin is getting so old and feeble minded and forgetful that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some tattoo work done on his penis for a reminder. He had two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tattooed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A stiff reminder of how to use it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene told me she wanted to go to Russia so she could service
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warned her now you need to be careful , you're gonna be locked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bunker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with him for the rest of your lives until they bring the 5
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gallons
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gasoline in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But at the prices for gas these days, could they afford 5
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > gallons???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm sure that Putin's cohorts would chip in for it and also I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > change your name to Eva
> > > > > > > > > > > > You are Eva the trouble maker
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > You Gabor me with your statements.
> > > > > > > > > > You magda big mistake saying that
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No, you made the big mistake when you were vacationing near mount
> > > > > > > > > Etna
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > the magda
> > > > > > > > > covered your entire body.
> > > > > > > > Must I shasta your illusions???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > How do you Shasta one's illusions , pour a soft drink all over them?
> > > > > > But would not be for the crater good.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > As Neil Armstrong was coming in for a landing on the moon he went
> > > > > temporarily
> > > > > insane , all of a sudden he began to think that crater good.
> > > > At least he was not looking for Judge Crater
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I have learned not to judge craters. When Putin pockmarks the entire Earth
> > > with huge steaming lava filled craters I think any one of them will be just
> > > as beautiful as the others.
> > That about sums up the hole problem.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I once came up with a brilliant mathematical proof but this other
> mathematician told me that your proof is not correct , I see all kind of
> holes in it so I told him "no , that's OK , I'm more than willing to examine
> your holes.”


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On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, May 15, 2022 at 5:45:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<8d4a2164-6e9b-4636...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 10:30:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<bf6da24e-7ec1-4dcc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:45:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c5353f20-b8b3-4ba4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:23:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<2060e91c-caaa-4f93...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:15:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d4c5880-8b6a-45f6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:24:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c9d7107d-8a12-419c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:09:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b62302b5-296c-44a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:46:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2e40cec2-97df-4fd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<42ea27e6-7203-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:12:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3daa3751-4ac1-4d8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:14:01 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4260d997-68ef-416b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:23:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tussle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > truffle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pig
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dug
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > atomic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > myself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tp
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bigger???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this big national park and it has all kinds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trails
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kim,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They're called oKim trails.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I suppose this is something you learned by trail and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > error!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I walked down one of the trails and I was in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > error
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a grave situation : I died.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What color???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > once I lived in this apartment and there was a nice lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apartment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next to me I knew she was despondent and depressed but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through the wall saying I want to die I want to die oh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > die
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wanna die and I literally broke down her door and ran
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a pair of faded blue jeans bright blue again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So she dye’d by her own hand.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes she wanted me to help her dye I told her I'm afraid I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > counter offer that she and I well , not sure how to put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > amounts to was us getting overly friendly with each other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sir
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd rather die first , I wouldnt care if you're the last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would have nothing to do with you and I told her "well, the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going that may very well come about with the slight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > difference
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dead too”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aa far as Putin is concerned with this, hue and dye wish him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > worst
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin is getting so old and feeble minded and forgetful that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some tattoo work done on his penis for a reminder. He had two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tattooed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A stiff reminder of how to use it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene told me she wanted to go to Russia so she could service
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warned her now you need to be careful , you're gonna be locked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bunker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with him for the rest of your lives until they bring the 5
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gallons
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gasoline in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But at the prices for gas these days, could they afford 5
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gallons???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm sure that Putin's cohorts would chip in for it and also I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > change your name to Eva
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You are Eva the trouble maker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > You Gabor me with your statements.
> > > > > > > > > > > You magda big mistake saying that
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No, you made the big mistake when you were vacationing near mount
> > > > > > > > > > Etna
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > the magda
> > > > > > > > > > covered your entire body.
> > > > > > > > > Must I shasta your illusions???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > How do you Shasta one's illusions , pour a soft drink all over them?
> > > > > > > But would not be for the crater good.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > As Neil Armstrong was coming in for a landing on the moon he went
> > > > > > temporarily
> > > > > > insane , all of a sudden he began to think that crater good.
> > > > > At least he was not looking for Judge Crater
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I have learned not to judge craters. When Putin pockmarks the entire Earth
> > > > with huge steaming lava filled craters I think any one of them will be just
> > > > as beautiful as the others.
> > > That about sums up the hole problem.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I once came up with a brilliant mathematical proof but this other
> > mathematician told me that your proof is not correct , I see all kind of
> > holes in it so I told him "no , that's OK , I'm more than willing to examine
> > your holes.”
>
> Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their ability
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 16 May 2022 16:46 UTC

On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f-98e0-d7561679ea1bn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> >
> > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their ability
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.

No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez you to stop it.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 16 May 2022 22:31 UTC

On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their ability
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez you to stop it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a baby yet.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 17 May 2022 05:28 UTC

On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796-a5c6-9b388c9cc689n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their ability
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez you to stop it.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a baby yet.

You are a bit old to be infanticipating

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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