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* 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八里出楊硬
`* Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八Don Stockbauer
 `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/??????????Mike
  `* Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八Don Stockbauer
   `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????Mike
    `* Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八Don Stockbauer
     `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????Mike
      `* Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八Don Stockbauer
       `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????Mike
        `* Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八Don Stockbauer
         `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????Mike
          `* Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八Don Stockbauer
           `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????Mike
            `* Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八Don Stockbauer
             `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????Mike
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 by: Mike - Wed, 11 May 2022 18:25 UTC

On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a1762693-1f39-4937-b2c0-5ff92bfeaca7n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:19:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c0d5aef6-0c15-453a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:51 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4f4be23f-66a9-4aa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she had her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you you dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > followed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > crazy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > God!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said "boy , have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to shag my dog.
> > > > > > > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > > > > > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the litter.
> > > > > > Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter they use.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > That was the name of my girlfriend before Darlene came along, Kitty
> > > > > Litter.
> > > > So you took what I said litter-ally???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes quite literally she was born with the name of kitty litter but then as
> > > an
> > > adult she invented a line of litter which she named after herself kitty
> > > litter absolutely fascinating
> > And every litter bit helps
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> dad used to tell this joke while we were out picking pecans and the joke went
> "why did the lady piss in the ocean ?" the answer is " because every little
> bit helps" never understood it and I don't understand it to this day you're
> pretty good at understanding jokes Mike what what could it possibly mean?


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 12 May 2022 01:51 UTC

On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:26:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a1762693-1f39-4937...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:19:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c0d5aef6-0c15-453a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:51 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4f4be23f-66a9-4aa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she had her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you you dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > followed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crazy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said "boy , have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to shag my dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > > > > > > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the litter..
> > > > > > > Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter they use.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That was the name of my girlfriend before Darlene came along, Kitty
> > > > > > Litter.
> > > > > So you took what I said litter-ally???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes quite literally she was born with the name of kitty litter but then as
> > > > an
> > > > adult she invented a line of litter which she named after herself kitty
> > > > litter absolutely fascinating
> > > And every litter bit helps
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > dad used to tell this joke while we were out picking pecans and the joke went
> > "why did the lady piss in the ocean ?" the answer is " because every little
> > bit helps" never understood it and I don't understand it to this day you're
> > pretty good at understanding jokes Mike what what could it possibly mean?
> It means he was too cheap to rent a Porta Potty.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 12 May 2022 09:51 UTC

On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0d363dc6-73ab-418b-b8a3-3bbedf650abfn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:26:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a1762693-1f39-4937...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:19:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c0d5aef6-0c15-453a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:51 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4f4be23f-66a9-4aa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she had her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you you dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > followed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crazy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said "boy , have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to shag my dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > > > > > > > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the litter.
> > > > > > > > Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter they use.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That was the name of my girlfriend before Darlene came along, Kitty
> > > > > > > Litter.
> > > > > > So you took what I said litter-ally???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes quite literally she was born with the name of kitty litter but then
> > > > > as
> > > > > an
> > > > > adult she invented a line of litter which she named after herself kitty
> > > > > litter absolutely fascinating
> > > > And every litter bit helps
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > dad used to tell this joke while we were out picking pecans and the joke
> > > went
> > > "why did the lady piss in the ocean ?" the answer is " because every little
> > > bit helps" never understood it and I don't understand it to this day you're
> > > pretty good at understanding jokes Mike what what could it possibly mean?
> > It means he was too cheap to rent a Porta Potty.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> it's the year 2492, we have a colony on Beta Reticuli VII, but they need
> portable outhouses We have just developed mass teleportation and the machine
> used to get those outhouses there is known as
> a Porta-Potty.


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On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:52:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0d363dc6-73ab-418b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:26:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a1762693-1f39-4937...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:19:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c0d5aef6-0c15-453a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:51 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4f4be23f-66a9-4aa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she had her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you you dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > followed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crazy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said "boy , have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to shag my dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > > > > > > > > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the litter.
> > > > > > > > > Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter they use.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > That was the name of my girlfriend before Darlene came along, Kitty
> > > > > > > > Litter.
> > > > > > > So you took what I said litter-ally???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes quite literally she was born with the name of kitty litter but then
> > > > > > as
> > > > > > an
> > > > > > adult she invented a line of litter which she named after herself kitty
> > > > > > litter absolutely fascinating
> > > > > And every litter bit helps
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > dad used to tell this joke while we were out picking pecans and the joke
> > > > went
> > > > "why did the lady piss in the ocean ?" the answer is " because every little
> > > > bit helps" never understood it and I don't understand it to this day you're
> > > > pretty good at understanding jokes Mike what what could it possibly mean?
> > > It means he was too cheap to rent a Porta Potty.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > it's the year 2492, we have a colony on Beta Reticuli VII, but they need
> > portable outhouses We have just developed mass teleportation and the machine
> > used to get those outhouses there is known as
> > a Porta-Potty.
> That should be Tele-port a potty.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 12 May 2022 13:15 UTC

On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<20f8508c-29fb-45e8-8fb6-0518bd824b26n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:52:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<0d363dc6-73ab-418b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:26:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a1762693-1f39-4937...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:19:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<c0d5aef6-0c15-453a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:51 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4f4be23f-66a9-4aa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > followed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crazy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Praise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said "boy ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to shag my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the litter.
> > > > > > > > > > Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter they use.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > That was the name of my girlfriend before Darlene came along, Kitty
> > > > > > > > > Litter.
> > > > > > > > So you took what I said litter-ally???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes quite literally she was born with the name of kitty litter but then
> > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > adult she invented a line of litter which she named after herself kitty
> > > > > > > litter absolutely fascinating
> > > > > > And every litter bit helps
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > dad used to tell this joke while we were out picking pecans and the joke
> > > > > went
> > > > > "why did the lady piss in the ocean ?" the answer is " because every
> > > > > little
> > > > > bit helps" never understood it and I don't understand it to this day
> > > > > you're
> > > > > pretty good at understanding jokes Mike what what could it possibly mean?
> > > > It means he was too cheap to rent a Porta Potty.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > it's the year 2492, we have a colony on Beta Reticuli VII, but they need
> > > portable outhouses We have just developed mass teleportation and the
> > > machine
> > > used to get those outhouses there is known as
> > > a Porta-Potty.
> > That should be Tele-port a potty.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> It had become so common by that year they gave it an alias just like all the
> idiots on the Internet that give themselves aliases so they can perform their
> crimes against humanity and never get caught.


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On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:15:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<20f8508c-29fb-45e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:52:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0d363dc6-73ab-418b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:26:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a1762693-1f39-4937...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:19:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c0d5aef6-0c15-453a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:51 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4f4be23f-66a9-4aa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > followed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crazy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Praise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said "boy ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to shag my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter they use.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > That was the name of my girlfriend before Darlene came along, Kitty
> > > > > > > > > > Litter.
> > > > > > > > > So you took what I said litter-ally???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes quite literally she was born with the name of kitty litter but then
> > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > adult she invented a line of litter which she named after herself kitty
> > > > > > > > litter absolutely fascinating
> > > > > > > And every litter bit helps
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > dad used to tell this joke while we were out picking pecans and the joke
> > > > > > went
> > > > > > "why did the lady piss in the ocean ?" the answer is " because every
> > > > > > little
> > > > > > bit helps" never understood it and I don't understand it to this day
> > > > > > you're
> > > > > > pretty good at understanding jokes Mike what what could it possibly mean?
> > > > > It means he was too cheap to rent a Porta Potty.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > it's the year 2492, we have a colony on Beta Reticuli VII, but they need
> > > > portable outhouses We have just developed mass teleportation and the
> > > > machine
> > > > used to get those outhouses there is known as
> > > > a Porta-Potty.
> > > That should be Tele-port a potty.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > It had become so common by that year they gave it an alias just like all the
> > idiots on the Internet that give themselves aliases so they can perform their
> > crimes against humanity and never get caught.
> How would you handle the name problem??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 13 May 2022 09:30 UTC

On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<38f2ca2f-1556-4750-b613-1dafe0101552n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:15:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<20f8508c-29fb-45e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:52:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<0d363dc6-73ab-418b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:26:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a1762693-1f39-4937...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:19:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<c0d5aef6-0c15-453a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:51 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f4be23f-66a9-4aa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prayer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > followed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crazy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Praise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said "boy ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to shag my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter they use.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > That was the name of my girlfriend before Darlene came along, Kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > Litter.
> > > > > > > > > > So you took what I said litter-ally???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes quite literally she was born with the name of kitty litter but
> > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > adult she invented a line of litter which she named after herself
> > > > > > > > > kitty
> > > > > > > > > litter absolutely fascinating
> > > > > > > > And every litter bit helps
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > dad used to tell this joke while we were out picking pecans and the
> > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > "why did the lady piss in the ocean ?" the answer is " because every
> > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > bit helps" never understood it and I don't understand it to this day
> > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > pretty good at understanding jokes Mike what what could it possibly
> > > > > > > mean?
> > > > > > It means he was too cheap to rent a Porta Potty.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > it's the year 2492, we have a colony on Beta Reticuli VII, but they need
> > > > > portable outhouses We have just developed mass teleportation and the
> > > > > machine
> > > > > used to get those outhouses there is known as
> > > > > a Porta-Potty.
> > > > That should be Tele-port a potty.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > It had become so common by that year they gave it an alias just like all
> > > the
> > > idiots on the Internet that give themselves aliases so they can perform
> > > their
> > > crimes against humanity and never get caught.
> > How would you handle the name problem??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There would be no aliases . everybody would have to use their legal name . If
> you had a common name like John Smith you'd be given a-number also. hiding
> behind an alias and performing character assassination would be not possible.
>
> To dream the impossible dream.


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On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<38f2ca2f-1556-4750...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:15:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<20f8508c-29fb-45e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:52:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0d363dc6-73ab-418b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:26:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<a1762693-1f39-4937...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:19:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<c0d5aef6-0c15-453a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:51 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f4be23f-66a9-4aa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker.....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prayer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > followed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crazy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Praise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said "boy ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to shag my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter they use.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > That was the name of my girlfriend before Darlene came along, Kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > Litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > So you took what I said litter-ally???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes quite literally she was born with the name of kitty litter but
> > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > adult she invented a line of litter which she named after herself
> > > > > > > > > > kitty
> > > > > > > > > > litter absolutely fascinating
> > > > > > > > > And every litter bit helps
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > dad used to tell this joke while we were out picking pecans and the
> > > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > "why did the lady piss in the ocean ?" the answer is " because every
> > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > bit helps" never understood it and I don't understand it to this day
> > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > pretty good at understanding jokes Mike what what could it possibly
> > > > > > > > mean?
> > > > > > > It means he was too cheap to rent a Porta Potty.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > it's the year 2492, we have a colony on Beta Reticuli VII, but they need
> > > > > > portable outhouses We have just developed mass teleportation and the
> > > > > > machine
> > > > > > used to get those outhouses there is known as
> > > > > > a Porta-Potty.
> > > > > That should be Tele-port a potty.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > It had become so common by that year they gave it an alias just like all
> > > > the
> > > > idiots on the Internet that give themselves aliases so they can perform
> > > > their
> > > > crimes against humanity and never get caught.
> > > How would you handle the name problem??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > There would be no aliases . everybody would have to use their legal name . If
> > you had a common name like John Smith you'd be given a-number also. hiding
> > behind an alias and performing character assassination would be not possible.
> >
> > To dream the impossible dream.
> And your real name is????
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 13 May 2022 14:19 UTC

On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a68671b6-a18b-41be-9dd2-936dcffc936fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<38f2ca2f-1556-4750...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:15:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<20f8508c-29fb-45e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:52:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<0d363dc6-73ab-418b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:26:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<a1762693-1f39-4937...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:19:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c0d5aef6-0c15-453a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:51 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f4be23f-66a9-4aa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prayer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > followed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crazy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smiling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Praise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said "boy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to shag my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter they use.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That was the name of my girlfriend before Darlene came along,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > So you took what I said litter-ally???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes quite literally she was born with the name of kitty litter but
> > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > adult she invented a line of litter which she named after herself
> > > > > > > > > > > kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > litter absolutely fascinating
> > > > > > > > > > And every litter bit helps
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > dad used to tell this joke while we were out picking pecans and the
> > > > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > "why did the lady piss in the ocean ?" the answer is " because every
> > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > bit helps" never understood it and I don't understand it to this day
> > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > pretty good at understanding jokes Mike what what could it possibly
> > > > > > > > > mean?
> > > > > > > > It means he was too cheap to rent a Porta Potty.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > it's the year 2492, we have a colony on Beta Reticuli VII, but they
> > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > portable outhouses We have just developed mass teleportation and the
> > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > used to get those outhouses there is known as
> > > > > > > a Porta-Potty.
> > > > > > That should be Tele-port a potty.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > It had become so common by that year they gave it an alias just like all
> > > > > the
> > > > > idiots on the Internet that give themselves aliases so they can perform
> > > > > their
> > > > > crimes against humanity and never get caught.
> > > > How would you handle the name problem??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > There would be no aliases . everybody would have to use their legal name .
> > > If
> > > you had a common name like John Smith you'd be given a-number also. hiding
> > > behind an alias and performing character assassination would be not
> > > possible.
> > >
> > > To dream the impossible dream.
> > And your real name is????
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Fraphingle Arhastuary Bonnevilyersyehen. No lie!!!!


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On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:19:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a68671b6-a18b-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<38f2ca2f-1556-4750...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:15:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<20f8508c-29fb-45e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:52:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<0d363dc6-73ab-418b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:26:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<a1762693-1f39-4937...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:19:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c0d5aef6-0c15-453a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:51 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f4be23f-66a9-4aa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prayer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > followed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crazy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smiling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Praise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said "boy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to shag my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter they use.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That was the name of my girlfriend before Darlene came along,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So you took what I said litter-ally???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes quite literally she was born with the name of kitty litter but
> > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > adult she invented a line of litter which she named after herself
> > > > > > > > > > > > kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > litter absolutely fascinating
> > > > > > > > > > > And every litter bit helps
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > dad used to tell this joke while we were out picking pecans and the
> > > > > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > "why did the lady piss in the ocean ?" the answer is " because every
> > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > bit helps" never understood it and I don't understand it to this day
> > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > pretty good at understanding jokes Mike what what could it possibly
> > > > > > > > > > mean?
> > > > > > > > > It means he was too cheap to rent a Porta Potty.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > it's the year 2492, we have a colony on Beta Reticuli VII, but they
> > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > portable outhouses We have just developed mass teleportation and the
> > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > used to get those outhouses there is known as
> > > > > > > > a Porta-Potty.
> > > > > > > That should be Tele-port a potty.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > It had become so common by that year they gave it an alias just like all
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > idiots on the Internet that give themselves aliases so they can perform
> > > > > > their
> > > > > > crimes against humanity and never get caught.
> > > > > How would you handle the name problem??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > There would be no aliases . everybody would have to use their legal name .
> > > > If
> > > > you had a common name like John Smith you'd be given a-number also. hiding
> > > > behind an alias and performing character assassination would be not
> > > > possible.
> > > >
> > > > To dream the impossible dream.
> > > And your real name is????
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Fraphingle Arhastuary Bonnevilyersyehen. No lie!!!!
> Since you said it standing up
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 13 May 2022 17:30 UTC

On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<58605b35-e4e8-48a4-961c-f5da2ee1d2bdn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:19:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a68671b6-a18b-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<38f2ca2f-1556-4750...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:15:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<20f8508c-29fb-45e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:52:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<0d363dc6-73ab-418b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:26:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1762693-1f39-4937...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:19:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c0d5aef6-0c15-453a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:51 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f4be23f-66a9-4aa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prayer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > followed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crazy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smiling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attended,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Praise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "boy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to shag
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter they use.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That was the name of my girlfriend before Darlene came along,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you took what I said litter-ally???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes quite literally she was born with the name of kitty litter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > adult she invented a line of litter which she named after herself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > litter absolutely fascinating
> > > > > > > > > > > > And every litter bit helps
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > dad used to tell this joke while we were out picking pecans and the
> > > > > > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > "why did the lady piss in the ocean ?" the answer is " because
> > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > bit helps" never understood it and I don't understand it to this
> > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > pretty good at understanding jokes Mike what what could it possibly
> > > > > > > > > > > mean?
> > > > > > > > > > It means he was too cheap to rent a Porta Potty.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > it's the year 2492, we have a colony on Beta Reticuli VII, but they
> > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > portable outhouses We have just developed mass teleportation and the
> > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > used to get those outhouses there is known as
> > > > > > > > > a Porta-Potty.
> > > > > > > > That should be Tele-port a potty.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > It had become so common by that year they gave it an alias just like
> > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > idiots on the Internet that give themselves aliases so they can perform
> > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > crimes against humanity and never get caught.
> > > > > > How would you handle the name problem??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > There would be no aliases . everybody would have to use their legal name
> > > > > .
> > > > > If
> > > > > you had a common name like John Smith you'd be given a-number also.
> > > > > hiding
> > > > > behind an alias and performing character assassination would be not
> > > > > possible.
> > > > >
> > > > > To dream the impossible dream.
> > > > And your real name is????
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Fraphingle Arhastuary Bonnevilyersyehen. No lie!!!!
> > Since you said it standing up
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes, I am one of the greatest standup comics of all time.


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On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:30:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<58605b35-e4e8-48a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:19:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a68671b6-a18b-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<38f2ca2f-1556-4750...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:15:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<20f8508c-29fb-45e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:52:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<0d363dc6-73ab-418b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:26:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1762693-1f39-4937...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:19:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c0d5aef6-0c15-453a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:51 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f4be23f-66a9-4aa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prayer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > followed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crazy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smiling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attended,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Praise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "boy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to shag
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter they use.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That was the name of my girlfriend before Darlene came along,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you took what I said litter-ally???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes quite literally she was born with the name of kitty litter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > adult she invented a line of litter which she named after herself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > litter absolutely fascinating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And every litter bit helps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > dad used to tell this joke while we were out picking pecans and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > "why did the lady piss in the ocean ?" the answer is " because
> > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > bit helps" never understood it and I don't understand it to this
> > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > pretty good at understanding jokes Mike what what could it possibly
> > > > > > > > > > > > mean?
> > > > > > > > > > > It means he was too cheap to rent a Porta Potty.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > it's the year 2492, we have a colony on Beta Reticuli VII, but they
> > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > portable outhouses We have just developed mass teleportation and the
> > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > used to get those outhouses there is known as
> > > > > > > > > > a Porta-Potty.
> > > > > > > > > That should be Tele-port a potty.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > It had become so common by that year they gave it an alias just like
> > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > idiots on the Internet that give themselves aliases so they can perform
> > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > crimes against humanity and never get caught.
> > > > > > > How would you handle the name problem??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There would be no aliases . everybody would have to use their legal name
> > > > > > .
> > > > > > If
> > > > > > you had a common name like John Smith you'd be given a-number also.
> > > > > > hiding
> > > > > > behind an alias and performing character assassination would be not
> > > > > > possible.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > To dream the impossible dream.
> > > > > And your real name is????
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Fraphingle Arhastuary Bonnevilyersyehen. No lie!!!!
> > > Since you said it standing up
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes, I am one of the greatest standup comics of all time.
> And that was your funniest line yet
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 13 May 2022 20:49 UTC

On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a3e7dd02-8ef8-4771-be52-973114051f6cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:30:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<58605b35-e4e8-48a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:19:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a68671b6-a18b-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<38f2ca2f-1556-4750...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:15:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<20f8508c-29fb-45e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:52:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d363dc6-73ab-418b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:26:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1762693-1f39-4937...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:19:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c0d5aef6-0c15-453a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:51 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f4be23f-66a9-4aa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sign???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thunderous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prayer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > followed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crazy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smiling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attended,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sisters,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Praise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "boy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shag
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter they use.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That was the name of my girlfriend before Darlene came along,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you took what I said litter-ally???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes quite literally she was born with the name of kitty litter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > adult she invented a line of litter which she named after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > herself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > litter absolutely fascinating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And every litter bit helps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > dad used to tell this joke while we were out picking pecans and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "why did the lady piss in the ocean ?" the answer is " because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bit helps" never understood it and I don't understand it to this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pretty good at understanding jokes Mike what what could it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > possibly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mean?
> > > > > > > > > > > > It means he was too cheap to rent a Porta Potty.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > it's the year 2492, we have a colony on Beta Reticuli VII, but they
> > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > portable outhouses We have just developed mass teleportation and
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > used to get those outhouses there is known as
> > > > > > > > > > > a Porta-Potty.
> > > > > > > > > > That should be Tele-port a potty.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > It had become so common by that year they gave it an alias just like
> > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > idiots on the Internet that give themselves aliases so they can
> > > > > > > > > perform
> > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > crimes against humanity and never get caught.
> > > > > > > > How would you handle the name problem??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There would be no aliases . everybody would have to use their legal
> > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > If
> > > > > > > you had a common name like John Smith you'd be given a-number also.
> > > > > > > hiding
> > > > > > > behind an alias and performing character assassination would be not
> > > > > > > possible.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > To dream the impossible dream.
> > > > > > And your real name is????
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Fraphingle Arhastuary Bonnevilyersyehen. No lie!!!!
> > > > Since you said it standing up
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes, I am one of the greatest standup comics of all time.
> > And that was your funniest line yet
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No , my funniest line was delivered right after I was convicted of murder:
> take my life, please.


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On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:50:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a3e7dd02-8ef8-4771...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:30:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<58605b35-e4e8-48a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:19:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a68671b6-a18b-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<38f2ca2f-1556-4750...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:15:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<20f8508c-29fb-45e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:52:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d363dc6-73ab-418b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:26:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1762693-1f39-4937...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:19:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c0d5aef6-0c15-453a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:51 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f4be23f-66a9-4aa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sign???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thunderous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prayer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > followed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crazy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smiling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attended,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sisters,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Praise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "boy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shag
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter they use.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That was the name of my girlfriend before Darlene came along,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you took what I said litter-ally???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes quite literally she was born with the name of kitty litter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > adult she invented a line of litter which she named after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > herself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > litter absolutely fascinating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And every litter bit helps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dad used to tell this joke while we were out picking pecans and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "why did the lady piss in the ocean ?" the answer is " because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > bit helps" never understood it and I don't understand it to this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretty good at understanding jokes Mike what what could it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > possibly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > It means he was too cheap to rent a Porta Potty.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > it's the year 2492, we have a colony on Beta Reticuli VII, but they
> > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > portable outhouses We have just developed mass teleportation and
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > used to get those outhouses there is known as
> > > > > > > > > > > > a Porta-Potty.
> > > > > > > > > > > That should be Tele-port a potty.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > It had become so common by that year they gave it an alias just like
> > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > idiots on the Internet that give themselves aliases so they can
> > > > > > > > > > perform
> > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > crimes against humanity and never get caught.
> > > > > > > > > How would you handle the name problem??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There would be no aliases . everybody would have to use their legal
> > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > If
> > > > > > > > you had a common name like John Smith you'd be given a-number also.
> > > > > > > > hiding
> > > > > > > > behind an alias and performing character assassination would be not
> > > > > > > > possible.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > To dream the impossible dream.
> > > > > > > And your real name is????
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Fraphingle Arhastuary Bonnevilyersyehen. No lie!!!!
> > > > > Since you said it standing up
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes, I am one of the greatest standup comics of all time.
> > > And that was your funniest line yet
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No , my funniest line was delivered right after I was convicted of murder:
> > take my life, please.
> I do not care for the soul-itary existence.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 14 May 2022 13:56 UTC

On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<201216ce-19c3-4f78-82a5-3329c24b238dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:50:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a3e7dd02-8ef8-4771...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:30:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<58605b35-e4e8-48a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:19:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a68671b6-a18b-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<38f2ca2f-1556-4750...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:15:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<20f8508c-29fb-45e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:52:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d363dc6-73ab-418b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:26:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1762693-1f39-4937...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:19:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c0d5aef6-0c15-453a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:51 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f4be23f-66a9-4aa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sign???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > book
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thunderous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prayer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > followed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crazy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'For
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smiling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attended,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sisters,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Praise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "boy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shag
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That was the name of my girlfriend before Darlene came
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > along,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you took what I said litter-ally???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes quite literally she was born with the name of kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > litter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > adult she invented a line of litter which she named after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > herself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > litter absolutely fascinating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And every litter bit helps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dad used to tell this joke while we were out picking pecans and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "why did the lady piss in the ocean ?" the answer is " because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bit helps" never understood it and I don't understand it to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretty good at understanding jokes Mike what what could it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possibly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > It means he was too cheap to rent a Porta Potty.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it's the year 2492, we have a colony on Beta Reticuli VII, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > portable outhouses We have just developed mass teleportation and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > used to get those outhouses there is known as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a Porta-Potty.
> > > > > > > > > > > > That should be Tele-port a potty.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > It had become so common by that year they gave it an alias just
> > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > idiots on the Internet that give themselves aliases so they can
> > > > > > > > > > > perform
> > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > crimes against humanity and never get caught.
> > > > > > > > > > How would you handle the name problem??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > There would be no aliases . everybody would have to use their legal
> > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > If
> > > > > > > > > you had a common name like John Smith you'd be given a-number also.
> > > > > > > > > hiding
> > > > > > > > > behind an alias and performing character assassination would be not
> > > > > > > > > possible.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > To dream the impossible dream.
> > > > > > > > And your real name is????
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Fraphingle Arhastuary Bonnevilyersyehen. No lie!!!!
> > > > > > Since you said it standing up
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes, I am one of the greatest standup comics of all time.
> > > > And that was your funniest line yet
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No , my funniest line was delivered right after I was convicted of murder:
> > > take my life, please.
> > I do not care for the soul-itary existence.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I sure need souls or else the bottom of my feet get sore.


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On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 8:56:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<201216ce-19c3-4f78...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:50:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a3e7dd02-8ef8-4771...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:30:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<58605b35-e4e8-48a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:19:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<a68671b6-a18b-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<38f2ca2f-1556-4750...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:15:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<20f8508c-29fb-45e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:52:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d363dc6-73ab-418b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:26:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1762693-1f39-4937...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:19:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c0d5aef6-0c15-453a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:51 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f4be23f-66a9-4aa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sign???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > book
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thunderous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prayer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > followed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crazy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'For
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smiling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attended,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sisters,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Praise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "boy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shag
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That was the name of my girlfriend before Darlene came
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > along,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you took what I said litter-ally???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes quite literally she was born with the name of kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > litter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > adult she invented a line of litter which she named after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > herself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > litter absolutely fascinating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And every litter bit helps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dad used to tell this joke while we were out picking pecans and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "why did the lady piss in the ocean ?" the answer is " because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bit helps" never understood it and I don't understand it to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretty good at understanding jokes Mike what what could it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possibly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It means he was too cheap to rent a Porta Potty.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's the year 2492, we have a colony on Beta Reticuli VII, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > portable outhouses We have just developed mass teleportation and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > used to get those outhouses there is known as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a Porta-Potty.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That should be Tele-port a potty.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > It had become so common by that year they gave it an alias just
> > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > idiots on the Internet that give themselves aliases so they can
> > > > > > > > > > > > perform
> > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > crimes against humanity and never get caught.
> > > > > > > > > > > How would you handle the name problem??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > There would be no aliases . everybody would have to use their legal
> > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > If
> > > > > > > > > > you had a common name like John Smith you'd be given a-number also.
> > > > > > > > > > hiding
> > > > > > > > > > behind an alias and performing character assassination would be not
> > > > > > > > > > possible.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > To dream the impossible dream.
> > > > > > > > > And your real name is????
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Fraphingle Arhastuary Bonnevilyersyehen. No lie!!!!
> > > > > > > Since you said it standing up
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes, I am one of the greatest standup comics of all time.
> > > > > And that was your funniest line yet
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No , my funniest line was delivered right after I was convicted of murder:
> > > > take my life, please.
> > > I do not care for the soul-itary existence.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I sure need souls or else the bottom of my feet get sore.
> That requires a heavy weight solution and you are only a welt-er weight
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sun, 15 May 2022 10:45 UTC

On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0ed49dad-5275-467d-a175-5dc7aba46763n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 8:56:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<201216ce-19c3-4f78...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:50:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a3e7dd02-8ef8-4771...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:30:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<58605b35-e4e8-48a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:19:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<a68671b6-a18b-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<38f2ca2f-1556-4750...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:15:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<20f8508c-29fb-45e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:52:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d363dc6-73ab-418b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:26:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1762693-1f39-4937...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:19:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c0d5aef6-0c15-453a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:51 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f4be23f-66a9-4aa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sign???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > book
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thunderous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prayer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bumper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > followed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crazy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'For
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smiling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > towards
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attended,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sisters,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Praise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "boy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shag
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That was the name of my girlfriend before Darlene came
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > along,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you took what I said litter-ally???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes quite literally she was born with the name of kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > litter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > adult she invented a line of litter which she named after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > herself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > litter absolutely fascinating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And every litter bit helps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dad used to tell this joke while we were out picking pecans
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "why did the lady piss in the ocean ?" the answer is "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bit helps" never understood it and I don't understand it to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretty good at understanding jokes Mike what what could it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possibly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It means he was too cheap to rent a Porta Potty.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's the year 2492, we have a colony on Beta Reticuli VII, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > portable outhouses We have just developed mass teleportation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used to get those outhouses there is known as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a Porta-Potty.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That should be Tele-port a potty.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > It had become so common by that year they gave it an alias just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > idiots on the Internet that give themselves aliases so they can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > perform
> > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > crimes against humanity and never get caught.
> > > > > > > > > > > > How would you handle the name problem??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > There would be no aliases . everybody would have to use their legal
> > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > If
> > > > > > > > > > > you had a common name like John Smith you'd be given a-number also.
> > > > > > > > > > > hiding
> > > > > > > > > > > behind an alias and performing character assassination would be not
> > > > > > > > > > > possible.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > To dream the impossible dream.
> > > > > > > > > > And your real name is????
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Fraphingle Arhastuary Bonnevilyersyehen. No lie!!!!
> > > > > > > > Since you said it standing up
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes, I am one of the greatest standup comics of all time.
> > > > > > And that was your funniest line yet
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No , my funniest line was delivered right after I was convicted of
> > > > > murder:
> > > > > take my life, please.
> > > > I do not care for the soul-itary existence.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I sure need souls or else the bottom of my feet get sore.
> > That requires a heavy weight solution and you are only a welt-er weight
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I got on the bad side of Darlene so she took off her shoe and beat the crap
> out of me right on the face ,see all the welts?


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 15 May 2022 20:33 UTC

On Sunday, May 15, 2022 at 5:46:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0ed49dad-5275-467d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 8:56:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<201216ce-19c3-4f78...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:50:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a3e7dd02-8ef8-4771...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:30:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<58605b35-e4e8-48a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:19:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<a68671b6-a18b-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<38f2ca2f-1556-4750...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:15:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<20f8508c-29fb-45e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:52:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d363dc6-73ab-418b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:26:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1762693-1f39-4937...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:19:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c0d5aef6-0c15-453a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:51 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f4be23f-66a9-4aa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sign???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > book
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thunderous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prayer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bumper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > followed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crazy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'For
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smiling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loving people..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > towards
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attended,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sisters,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Praise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "boy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shag
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That was the name of my girlfriend before Darlene came
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > along,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you took what I said litter-ally???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes quite literally she was born with the name of kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > litter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > adult she invented a line of litter which she named after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > herself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > litter absolutely fascinating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And every litter bit helps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dad used to tell this joke while we were out picking pecans
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "why did the lady piss in the ocean ?" the answer is "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bit helps" never understood it and I don't understand it to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretty good at understanding jokes Mike what what could it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possibly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It means he was too cheap to rent a Porta Potty.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's the year 2492, we have a colony on Beta Reticuli VII, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > portable outhouses We have just developed mass teleportation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used to get those outhouses there is known as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a Porta-Potty.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That should be Tele-port a potty.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > It had become so common by that year they gave it an alias just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > idiots on the Internet that give themselves aliases so they can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > perform
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > crimes against humanity and never get caught.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > How would you handle the name problem??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > There would be no aliases . everybody would have to use their legal
> > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > If
> > > > > > > > > > > > you had a common name like John Smith you'd be given a-number also.
> > > > > > > > > > > > hiding
> > > > > > > > > > > > behind an alias and performing character assassination would be not
> > > > > > > > > > > > possible.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > To dream the impossible dream.
> > > > > > > > > > > And your real name is????
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Fraphingle Arhastuary Bonnevilyersyehen. No lie!!!!
> > > > > > > > > Since you said it standing up
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes, I am one of the greatest standup comics of all time.
> > > > > > > And that was your funniest line yet
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No , my funniest line was delivered right after I was convicted of
> > > > > > murder:
> > > > > > take my life, please.
> > > > > I do not care for the soul-itary existence.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I sure need souls or else the bottom of my feet get sore.
> > > That requires a heavy weight solution and you are only a welt-er weight
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I got on the bad side of Darlene so she took off her shoe and beat the crap
> > out of me right on the face ,see all the welts?
> She did it out of spike.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 16 May 2022 10:53 UTC

On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f-be4a-bbdbaa060aa8n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, May 15, 2022 at 5:46:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<0ed49dad-5275-467d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 8:56:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<201216ce-19c3-4f78...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:50:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a3e7dd02-8ef8-4771...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:30:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<58605b35-e4e8-48a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:19:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<a68671b6-a18b-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<38f2ca2f-1556-4750...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:15:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<20f8508c-29fb-45e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:52:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d363dc6-73ab-418b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:26:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1762693-1f39-4937...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:19:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c0d5aef6-0c15-453a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:51 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f4be23f-66a9-4aa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sign???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > book
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thunderous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prayer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bumper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > followed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crazy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'For
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smiling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > towards
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attended,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sisters,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Praise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "boy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shag
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That was the name of my girlfriend before Darlene came
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > along,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you took what I said litter-ally???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes quite literally she was born with the name of kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > litter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > adult she invented a line of litter which she named after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > herself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > litter absolutely fascinating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And every litter bit helps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dad used to tell this joke while we were out picking pecans
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "why did the lady piss in the ocean ?" the answer is "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bit helps" never understood it and I don't understand it to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretty good at understanding jokes Mike what what could it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possibly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It means he was too cheap to rent a Porta Potty.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's the year 2492, we have a colony on Beta Reticuli VII,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > portable outhouses We have just developed mass teleportation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used to get those outhouses there is known as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a Porta-Potty.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That should be Tele-port a potty.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It had become so common by that year they gave it an alias just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idiots on the Internet that give themselves aliases so they can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > perform
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crimes against humanity and never get caught.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > How would you handle the name problem??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > There would be no aliases . everybody would have to use their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > legal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > If
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you had a common name like John Smith you'd be given a-number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > also.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hiding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > behind an alias and performing character assassination would be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > possible.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > To dream the impossible dream.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And your real name is????
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Fraphingle Arhastuary Bonnevilyersyehen. No lie!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > Since you said it standing up
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes, I am one of the greatest standup comics of all time.
> > > > > > > > And that was your funniest line yet
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No , my funniest line was delivered right after I was convicted of
> > > > > > > murder:
> > > > > > > take my life, please.
> > > > > > I do not care for the soul-itary existence.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I sure need souls or else the bottom of my feet get sore.
> > > > That requires a heavy weight solution and you are only a welt-er weight
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I got on the bad side of Darlene so she took off her shoe and beat the crap
> > > out of me right on the face ,see all the welts?
> > She did it out of spike.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> darlene thought the punch at a party was too weak so she snuck in the back
> and put psycho stimulating chemicals on the heels of her shoes so when she
> came back to the party and dipped her heels which by the way were very sharp
> and pointy into the punch due to the chemical she spiked it and also due to
> the shape of her shoes she spiked it so to speak.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 16 May 2022 13:37 UTC

On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, May 15, 2022 at 5:46:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0ed49dad-5275-467d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 8:56:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<201216ce-19c3-4f78...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:50:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<a3e7dd02-8ef8-4771...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:30:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<58605b35-e4e8-48a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:19:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a68671b6-a18b-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<38f2ca2f-1556-4750...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:15:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<20f8508c-29fb-45e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:52:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d363dc6-73ab-418b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:26:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1762693-1f39-4937...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:19:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c0d5aef6-0c15-453a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:51 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f4be23f-66a9-4aa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sign???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > book
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thunderous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prayer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bumper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > followed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crazy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'For
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smiling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > towards
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attended,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sisters,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Praise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "boy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shag
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That was the name of my girlfriend before Darlene came
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > along,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you took what I said litter-ally???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes quite literally she was born with the name of kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > litter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > adult she invented a line of litter which she named after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > herself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > litter absolutely fascinating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And every litter bit helps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dad used to tell this joke while we were out picking pecans
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "why did the lady piss in the ocean ?" the answer is "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bit helps" never understood it and I don't understand it to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretty good at understanding jokes Mike what what could it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possibly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It means he was too cheap to rent a Porta Potty.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's the year 2492, we have a colony on Beta Reticuli VII,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > portable outhouses We have just developed mass teleportation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used to get those outhouses there is known as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a Porta-Potty.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That should be Tele-port a potty.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It had become so common by that year they gave it an alias just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idiots on the Internet that give themselves aliases so they can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > perform
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crimes against humanity and never get caught.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How would you handle the name problem??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > There would be no aliases . everybody would have to use their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > legal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > If
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you had a common name like John Smith you'd be given a-number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > also.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hiding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > behind an alias and performing character assassination would be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > possible.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > To dream the impossible dream.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And your real name is????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Fraphingle Arhastuary Bonnevilyersyehen. No lie!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > Since you said it standing up
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes, I am one of the greatest standup comics of all time.
> > > > > > > > > And that was your funniest line yet
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No , my funniest line was delivered right after I was convicted of
> > > > > > > > murder:
> > > > > > > > take my life, please.
> > > > > > > I do not care for the soul-itary existence.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I sure need souls or else the bottom of my feet get sore.
> > > > > That requires a heavy weight solution and you are only a welt-er weight
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I got on the bad side of Darlene so she took off her shoe and beat the crap
> > > > out of me right on the face ,see all the welts?
> > > She did it out of spike.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > darlene thought the punch at a party was too weak so she snuck in the back
> > and put psycho stimulating chemicals on the heels of her shoes so when she
> > came back to the party and dipped her heels which by the way were very sharp
> > and pointy into the punch due to the chemical she spiked it and also due to
> > the shape of her shoes she spiked it so to speak.
> SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 16 May 2022 16:49 UTC

On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<44111b32-87ca-4404-b987-b10aaa9fb9c0n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous and she's refined: she's
> very well heeled.

That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her antics he gave up
and told her to heel herself.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 16 May 2022 22:29 UTC

On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous and she's refined: she's
> > very well heeled.
> That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her antics he gave up
> and told her to heel herself.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird S&M act out and her master kept telling her to "Heel".

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 by: Mike - Tue, 17 May 2022 05:26 UTC

On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5c56dac9-ba45-41be-95b3-60f049758072n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous and she's refined:
> > > she's
> > > very well heeled.
> > That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her antics he gave up
> > and told her to heel herself.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird S&M act out and her
> master kept telling her to "Heel”.

And then she was not some 1920’s style vamp...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 17 May 2022 12:18 UTC

On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:27:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5c56dac9-ba45-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous and she's refined:
> > > > she's
> > > > very well heeled.
> > > That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her antics he gave up
> > > and told her to heel herself.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird S&M act out and her
> > master kept telling her to "Heel”.
> And then she was not some 1920’s style vamp...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Oh no, she did want to play a vamp which is short for vampire but she decided to extend her range of acting by sucking something besides blood

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 by: Mike - Tue, 17 May 2022 13:40 UTC

On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<77b06c4f-9fa9-43bb-a78d-4ab8e5e1427fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:27:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5c56dac9-ba45-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous and she's refined:
> > > > > she's
> > > > > very well heeled.
> > > > That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her antics he gave up
> > > > and told her to heel herself.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird S&M act out and her
> > > master kept telling her to "Heel”.
> > And then she was not some 1920’s style vamp...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Oh no, she did want to play a vamp which is short for vampire but she decided
> to extend her range of acting by sucking something besides blood

She got tired of being a neck-rophiliac

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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