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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e5ab171a-6b78-4fad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:27:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<88ebf95d-5708-44f6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:12:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e035ef3f-45e3-4ef9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:48:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5175281a-84ab-4c27...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:22:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5f51e44e-fe1a-4221...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:16:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<30a95266-69cf-48a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:18:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reception”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > family
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing sirloin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > steaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > countryside
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which had blue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you can say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > into blue chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I was put in prison for well we won't go in to Why they told me
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > was to make license plates extinct they said donnn you're going to
> > > > > > > > > > > > stamp
> > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > license plates
> > > > > > > > > > > But wasn’t it the Stamp Act that help fuel the American
> > > > > > > > > > > Revolution???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the American revolution came
> > > > > > > > > > about ? they put a great big steak in Kansas and twirled that sucker
> > > > > > > > > > around it
> > > > > > > > > Did they use a Texas sized steak???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Texas sized steak???? hell that would be so big it would cover over
> > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > 14
> > > > > > > > of those little puny ass states up there in the Midwest if it was used
> > > > > > > > as a
> > > > > > > > steak to revolve around
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > and furthermore what's the stuff about all Texans being millionaires ?
> > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > myself am in debt to the tune of $7,822,365.22
> > > > > > > Double that to include your share of the national debit
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I wants had a national debit card it would let me charge millions if not
> > > > > > billions if not trillions if not quadrillion of dollars just like Elon
> > > > > > musk.
> > > > > Till you get it in the rear for being in arrears
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > David Letterman once interviewed Connie Chung and he asked her "where were
> > > > you reared at""?" she replied (Now I might not have the cities exactly
> > > > right
> > > > here )
> > > > "I was born in Toledo but I got reared in Washington DC”
> > > Nothing new there --- Washington gets us all in the end.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > As he did Martha:
> But with her he shot blanks.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<56bffe73-fcfe-49a9-abfa-d42f477b21fcn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e5ab171a-6b78-4fad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:27:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<88ebf95d-5708-44f6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:12:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<e035ef3f-45e3-4ef9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:48:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5175281a-84ab-4c27...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:22:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f51e44e-fe1a-4221...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:16:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<30a95266-69cf-48a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:18:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reception”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > family
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing sirloin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > steaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > countryside
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which had blue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you can say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into blue chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I was put in prison for well we won't go in to Why they told me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was to make license plates extinct they said donnn you're going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > stamp
> > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > license plates
> > > > > > > > > > > > But wasn’t it the Stamp Act that help fuel the American
> > > > > > > > > > > > Revolution???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the American revolution came
> > > > > > > > > > > about ? they put a great big steak in Kansas and twirled that
> > > > > > > > > > > sucker
> > > > > > > > > > > around it
> > > > > > > > > > Did they use a Texas sized steak???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Texas sized steak???? hell that would be so big it would cover over
> > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > 14
> > > > > > > > > of those little puny ass states up there in the Midwest if it was
> > > > > > > > > used
> > > > > > > > > as a
> > > > > > > > > steak to revolve around
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > and furthermore what's the stuff about all Texans being millionaires
> > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > myself am in debt to the tune of $7,822,365.22
> > > > > > > > Double that to include your share of the national debit
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I wants had a national debit card it would let me charge millions if
> > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > billions if not trillions if not quadrillion of dollars just like Elon
> > > > > > > musk.
> > > > > > Till you get it in the rear for being in arrears
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > David Letterman once interviewed Connie Chung and he asked her "where
> > > > > were
> > > > > you reared at""?" she replied (Now I might not have the cities exactly
> > > > > right
> > > > > here )
> > > > > "I was born in Toledo but I got reared in Washington DC”
> > > > Nothing new there --- Washington gets us all in the end.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > As he did Martha:
> > But with her he shot blanks.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> That's a revolutionary idea.


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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 13 May 2022 19:06 UTC

On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:29:00 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<56bffe73-fcfe-49a9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e5ab171a-6b78-4fad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:27:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<88ebf95d-5708-44f6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:12:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e035ef3f-45e3-4ef9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:48:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5175281a-84ab-4c27...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:22:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f51e44e-fe1a-4221...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:16:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<30a95266-69cf-48a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:18:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reception”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > family
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing sirloin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > steaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > countryside
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which had blue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you can say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into blue chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was put in prison for well we won't go in to Why they told me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to make license plates extinct they said donnn you're going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > stamp
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > license plates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But wasn’t it the Stamp Act that help fuel the American
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Revolution???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the American revolution came
> > > > > > > > > > > > about ? they put a great big steak in Kansas and twirled that
> > > > > > > > > > > > sucker
> > > > > > > > > > > > around it
> > > > > > > > > > > Did they use a Texas sized steak???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Texas sized steak???? hell that would be so big it would cover over
> > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > 14
> > > > > > > > > > of those little puny ass states up there in the Midwest if it was
> > > > > > > > > > used
> > > > > > > > > > as a
> > > > > > > > > > steak to revolve around
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > and furthermore what's the stuff about all Texans being millionaires
> > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > myself am in debt to the tune of $7,822,365.22
> > > > > > > > > Double that to include your share of the national debit
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I wants had a national debit card it would let me charge millions if
> > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > billions if not trillions if not quadrillion of dollars just like Elon
> > > > > > > > musk.
> > > > > > > Till you get it in the rear for being in arrears
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > David Letterman once interviewed Connie Chung and he asked her "where
> > > > > > were
> > > > > > you reared at""?" she replied (Now I might not have the cities exactly
> > > > > > right
> > > > > > here )
> > > > > > "I was born in Toledo but I got reared in Washington DC”
> > > > > Nothing new there --- Washington gets us all in the end.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > As he did Martha:
> > > But with her he shot blanks.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > That's a revolutionary idea.
> Another of your automatic replies
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 13 May 2022 20:47 UTC

On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f3aaef68-8d7d-4422-9c43-88ec9b6ddf1en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:29:00 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<56bffe73-fcfe-49a9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e5ab171a-6b78-4fad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:27:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<88ebf95d-5708-44f6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:12:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<e035ef3f-45e3-4ef9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:48:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5175281a-84ab-4c27...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:22:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f51e44e-fe1a-4221...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:16:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<30a95266-69cf-48a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:18:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reception”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > family
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sirloin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > steaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > countryside
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which had blue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into blue chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was put in prison for well we won't go in to Why they told me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to make license plates extinct they said donnn you're going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stamp
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > license plates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But wasn’t it the Stamp Act that help fuel the American
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Revolution???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the American revolution came
> > > > > > > > > > > > > about ? they put a great big steak in Kansas and twirled that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sucker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > around it
> > > > > > > > > > > > Did they use a Texas sized steak???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Texas sized steak???? hell that would be so big it would cover over
> > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > 14
> > > > > > > > > > > of those little puny ass states up there in the Midwest if it was
> > > > > > > > > > > used
> > > > > > > > > > > as a
> > > > > > > > > > > steak to revolve around
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > and furthermore what's the stuff about all Texans being
> > > > > > > > > > > millionaires
> > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > myself am in debt to the tune of $7,822,365.22
> > > > > > > > > > Double that to include your share of the national debit
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I wants had a national debit card it would let me charge millions if
> > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > billions if not trillions if not quadrillion of dollars just like
> > > > > > > > > Elon
> > > > > > > > > musk.
> > > > > > > > Till you get it in the rear for being in arrears
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > David Letterman once interviewed Connie Chung and he asked her "where
> > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > you reared at""?" she replied (Now I might not have the cities exactly
> > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > here )
> > > > > > > "I was born in Toledo but I got reared in Washington DC”
> > > > > > Nothing new there --- Washington gets us all in the end.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > As he did Martha:
> > > > But with her he shot blanks.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > That's a revolutionary idea.
> > Another of your automatic replies
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Whenever there's a revolution, you're right back where you started.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 14 May 2022 13:58 UTC

On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:47:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f3aaef68-8d7d-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:29:00 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<56bffe73-fcfe-49a9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e5ab171a-6b78-4fad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:27:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<88ebf95d-5708-44f6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:12:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e035ef3f-45e3-4ef9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:48:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5175281a-84ab-4c27...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:22:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f51e44e-fe1a-4221...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:16:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<30a95266-69cf-48a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:18:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reception”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > family
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sirloin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > steaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > countryside
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which had blue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into blue chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was put in prison for well we won't go in to Why they told me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to make license plates extinct they said donnn you're going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stamp
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > license plates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But wasn’t it the Stamp Act that help fuel the American
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Revolution???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the American revolution came
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > about ? they put a great big steak in Kansas and twirled that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sucker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > around it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Did they use a Texas sized steak???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Texas sized steak???? hell that would be so big it would cover over
> > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > 14
> > > > > > > > > > > > of those little puny ass states up there in the Midwest if it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > used
> > > > > > > > > > > > as a
> > > > > > > > > > > > steak to revolve around
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > and furthermore what's the stuff about all Texans being
> > > > > > > > > > > > millionaires
> > > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > myself am in debt to the tune of $7,822,365.22
> > > > > > > > > > > Double that to include your share of the national debit
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I wants had a national debit card it would let me charge millions if
> > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > billions if not trillions if not quadrillion of dollars just like
> > > > > > > > > > Elon
> > > > > > > > > > musk.
> > > > > > > > > Till you get it in the rear for being in arrears
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > David Letterman once interviewed Connie Chung and he asked her "where
> > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > you reared at""?" she replied (Now I might not have the cities exactly
> > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > here )
> > > > > > > > "I was born in Toledo but I got reared in Washington DC”
> > > > > > > Nothing new there --- Washington gets us all in the end.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > As he did Martha:
> > > > > But with her he shot blanks.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > That's a revolutionary idea.
> > > Another of your automatic replies
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Whenever there's a revolution, you're right back where you started.
> You gat me there...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 14 May 2022 15:32 UTC

On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b03a90c6-a196-4346-8392-25ffc3a0584an@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:47:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f3aaef68-8d7d-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:29:00 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<56bffe73-fcfe-49a9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<e5ab171a-6b78-4fad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:27:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<88ebf95d-5708-44f6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:12:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<e035ef3f-45e3-4ef9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:48:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5175281a-84ab-4c27...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:22:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f51e44e-fe1a-4221...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:16:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<30a95266-69cf-48a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:18:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reception”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > family
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sirloin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > steaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > countryside
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into blue chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was put in prison for well we won't go in to Why they told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to make license plates extinct they said donnn you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stamp
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > license plates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But wasn’t it the Stamp Act that help fuel the American
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Revolution???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the American revolution came
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about ? they put a great big steak in Kansas and twirled that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sucker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did they use a Texas sized steak???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Texas sized steak???? hell that would be so big it would cover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 14
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of those little puny ass states up there in the Midwest if it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > as a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > steak to revolve around
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and furthermore what's the stuff about all Texans being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > millionaires
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > myself am in debt to the tune of $7,822,365.22
> > > > > > > > > > > > Double that to include your share of the national debit
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I wants had a national debit card it would let me charge millions
> > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > billions if not trillions if not quadrillion of dollars just like
> > > > > > > > > > > Elon
> > > > > > > > > > > musk.
> > > > > > > > > > Till you get it in the rear for being in arrears
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > David Letterman once interviewed Connie Chung and he asked her "where
> > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > you reared at""?" she replied (Now I might not have the cities
> > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > here )
> > > > > > > > > "I was born in Toledo but I got reared in Washington DC”
> > > > > > > > Nothing new there --- Washington gets us all in the end.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > As he did Martha:
> > > > > > But with her he shot blanks.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > That's a revolutionary idea.
> > > > Another of your automatic replies
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Whenever there's a revolution, you're right back where you started.
> > You gat me there...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> The main thing that gets me are gnats.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 14 May 2022 21:58 UTC

On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 10:32:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b03a90c6-a196-4346...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:47:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f3aaef68-8d7d-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:29:00 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<56bffe73-fcfe-49a9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e5ab171a-6b78-4fad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:27:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<88ebf95d-5708-44f6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:12:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e035ef3f-45e3-4ef9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:48:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5175281a-84ab-4c27...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:22:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f51e44e-fe1a-4221...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:16:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<30a95266-69cf-48a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:18:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reception”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > family
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sirloin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > steaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > countryside
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into blue chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was put in prison for well we won't go in to Why they told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to make license plates extinct they said donnn you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stamp
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > license plates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But wasn’t it the Stamp Act that help fuel the American
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Revolution???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the American revolution came
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about ? they put a great big steak in Kansas and twirled that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sucker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did they use a Texas sized steak???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Texas sized steak???? hell that would be so big it would cover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 14
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of those little puny ass states up there in the Midwest if it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > as a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > steak to revolve around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and furthermore what's the stuff about all Texans being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > millionaires
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > myself am in debt to the tune of $7,822,365.22
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Double that to include your share of the national debit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I wants had a national debit card it would let me charge millions
> > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > billions if not trillions if not quadrillion of dollars just like
> > > > > > > > > > > > Elon
> > > > > > > > > > > > musk.
> > > > > > > > > > > Till you get it in the rear for being in arrears
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > David Letterman once interviewed Connie Chung and he asked her "where
> > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > you reared at""?" she replied (Now I might not have the cities
> > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > here )
> > > > > > > > > > "I was born in Toledo but I got reared in Washington DC”
> > > > > > > > > Nothing new there --- Washington gets us all in the end.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > As he did Martha:
> > > > > > > But with her he shot blanks.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That's a revolutionary idea.
> > > > > Another of your automatic replies
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Whenever there's a revolution, you're right back where you started.
> > > You gat me there...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > The main thing that gets me are gnats.
> And it bugs you because??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sun, 15 May 2022 10:41 UTC

On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e478c21d-57df-45bf-8010-d88a5344b6f5n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 10:32:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b03a90c6-a196-4346...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:47:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<f3aaef68-8d7d-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:29:00 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<56bffe73-fcfe-49a9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<e5ab171a-6b78-4fad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:27:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<88ebf95d-5708-44f6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:12:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e035ef3f-45e3-4ef9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:48:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5175281a-84ab-4c27...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:22:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f51e44e-fe1a-4221...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:16:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<30a95266-69cf-48a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:18:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reception”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > family
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sirloin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > steaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > terrorizing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > countryside
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into blue chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was put in prison for well we won't go in to Why they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to make license plates extinct they said donnn you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stamp
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > license plates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But wasn’t it the Stamp Act that help fuel the American
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Revolution???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the American revolution came
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about ? they put a great big steak in Kansas and twirled that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sucker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did they use a Texas sized steak???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Texas sized steak???? hell that would be so big it would cover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 14
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of those little puny ass states up there in the Midwest if it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > steak to revolve around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and furthermore what's the stuff about all Texans being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > millionaires
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > myself am in debt to the tune of $7,822,365.22
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Double that to include your share of the national debit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I wants had a national debit card it would let me charge millions
> > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > billions if not trillions if not quadrillion of dollars just like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Elon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > musk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Till you get it in the rear for being in arrears
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > David Letterman once interviewed Connie Chung and he asked her
> > > > > > > > > > > "where
> > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > you reared at""?" she replied (Now I might not have the cities
> > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > here )
> > > > > > > > > > > "I was born in Toledo but I got reared in Washington DC”
> > > > > > > > > > Nothing new there --- Washington gets us all in the end.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > As he did Martha:
> > > > > > > > But with her he shot blanks.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That's a revolutionary idea.
> > > > > > Another of your automatic replies
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Whenever there's a revolution, you're right back where you started.
> > > > You gat me there...
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > The main thing that gets me are gnats.
> > And it bugs you because??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I have my A-cause which is of primary importance to me but in my spare time I
> work at my because.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 15 May 2022 20:46 UTC

On Sunday, May 15, 2022 at 5:41:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e478c21d-57df-45bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 10:32:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b03a90c6-a196-4346...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:47:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<f3aaef68-8d7d-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:29:00 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<56bffe73-fcfe-49a9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e5ab171a-6b78-4fad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:27:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<88ebf95d-5708-44f6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:12:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e035ef3f-45e3-4ef9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:48:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5175281a-84ab-4c27...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:22:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f51e44e-fe1a-4221...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:16:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<30a95266-69cf-48a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:18:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reception”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > family
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sirloin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > steaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > terrorizing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > countryside
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into blue chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was put in prison for well we won't go in to Why they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to make license plates extinct they said donnn you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stamp
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > license plates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But wasn’t it the Stamp Act that help fuel the American
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Revolution???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the American revolution came
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about ? they put a great big steak in Kansas and twirled that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sucker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did they use a Texas sized steak???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Texas sized steak???? hell that would be so big it would cover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 14
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of those little puny ass states up there in the Midwest if it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > steak to revolve around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and furthermore what's the stuff about all Texans being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > millionaires
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > myself am in debt to the tune of $7,822,365..22
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Double that to include your share of the national debit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wants had a national debit card it would let me charge millions
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > billions if not trillions if not quadrillion of dollars just like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Elon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > musk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Till you get it in the rear for being in arrears
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > David Letterman once interviewed Connie Chung and he asked her
> > > > > > > > > > > > "where
> > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > you reared at""?" she replied (Now I might not have the cities
> > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > here )
> > > > > > > > > > > > "I was born in Toledo but I got reared in Washington DC”
> > > > > > > > > > > Nothing new there --- Washington gets us all in the end.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > As he did Martha:
> > > > > > > > > But with her he shot blanks.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > That's a revolutionary idea.
> > > > > > > Another of your automatic replies
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Whenever there's a revolution, you're right back where you started.
> > > > > You gat me there...
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > The main thing that gets me are gnats.
> > > And it bugs you because??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I have my A-cause which is of primary importance to me but in my spare time I
> > work at my because.
> Its like that old song title “I owe, I owe, so its off to work I go"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 16 May 2022 10:58 UTC

On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733-968b-388fb8640c7dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, May 15, 2022 at 5:41:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e478c21d-57df-45bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 10:32:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b03a90c6-a196-4346...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:47:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<f3aaef68-8d7d-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:29:00 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<56bffe73-fcfe-49a9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<e5ab171a-6b78-4fad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:27:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<88ebf95d-5708-44f6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:12:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e035ef3f-45e3-4ef9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:48:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5175281a-84ab-4c27...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:22:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f51e44e-fe1a-4221...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:16:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<30a95266-69cf-48a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:18:57 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reception”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > family
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sirloin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > steaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > terrorizing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > countryside
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into blue chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was put in prison for well we won't go in to Why they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to make license plates extinct they said donnn you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stamp
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > license plates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But wasn’t it the Stamp Act that help fuel the American
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Revolution???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the American revolution came
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about ? they put a great big steak in Kansas and twirled
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sucker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did they use a Texas sized steak???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Texas sized steak???? hell that would be so big it would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 14
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of those little puny ass states up there in the Midwest if it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > steak to revolve around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and furthermore what's the stuff about all Texans being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > millionaires
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > myself am in debt to the tune of $7,822,365.22
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Double that to include your share of the national debit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wants had a national debit card it would let me charge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > millions
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > billions if not trillions if not quadrillion of dollars just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Elon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > musk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Till you get it in the rear for being in arrears
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > David Letterman once interviewed Connie Chung and he asked her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you reared at""?" she replied (Now I might not have the cities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > here )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "I was born in Toledo but I got reared in Washington DC”
> > > > > > > > > > > > Nothing new there --- Washington gets us all in the end.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > As he did Martha:
> > > > > > > > > > But with her he shot blanks.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > That's a revolutionary idea.
> > > > > > > > Another of your automatic replies
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Whenever there's a revolution, you're right back where you started.
> > > > > > You gat me there...
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > The main thing that gets me are gnats.
> > > > And it bugs you because??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I have my A-cause which is of primary importance to me but in my spare
> > > time I
> > > work at my because.
> > Its like that old song title “I owe, I owe, so its off to work I go"
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
>
> STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
>
> SEND IT IN.


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On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, May 15, 2022 at 5:41:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e478c21d-57df-45bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 10:32:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b03a90c6-a196-4346...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:47:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<f3aaef68-8d7d-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:29:00 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<56bffe73-fcfe-49a9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e5ab171a-6b78-4fad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:27:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<88ebf95d-5708-44f6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:12:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e035ef3f-45e3-4ef9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:48:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5175281a-84ab-4c27...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:22:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f51e44e-fe1a-4221...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:16:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<30a95266-69cf-48a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:18:57 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reception”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > family
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sirloin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > steaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > terrorizing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > countryside
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into blue chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was put in prison for well we won't go in to Why they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to make license plates extinct they said donnn you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stamp
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > license plates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But wasn’t it the Stamp Act that help fuel the American
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Revolution???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the American revolution came
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about ? they put a great big steak in Kansas and twirled
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sucker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did they use a Texas sized steak???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Texas sized steak???? hell that would be so big it would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 14
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of those little puny ass states up there in the Midwest if it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > steak to revolve around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and furthermore what's the stuff about all Texans being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > millionaires
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > myself am in debt to the tune of $7,822,365.22
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Double that to include your share of the national debit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wants had a national debit card it would let me charge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > millions
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > billions if not trillions if not quadrillion of dollars just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Elon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > musk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Till you get it in the rear for being in arrears
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > David Letterman once interviewed Connie Chung and he asked her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you reared at""?" she replied (Now I might not have the cities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > here )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I was born in Toledo but I got reared in Washington DC”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Nothing new there --- Washington gets us all in the end.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > As he did Martha:
> > > > > > > > > > > But with her he shot blanks.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > That's a revolutionary idea.
> > > > > > > > > Another of your automatic replies
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Whenever there's a revolution, you're right back where you started.
> > > > > > > You gat me there...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The main thing that gets me are gnats.
> > > > > And it bugs you because??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I have my A-cause which is of primary importance to me but in my spare
> > > > time I
> > > > work at my because.
> > > Its like that old song title “I owe, I owe, so its off to work I go"
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> >
> > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> >
> > SEND IT IN.
> As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 16 May 2022 16:43 UTC

On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd-bd73-b033128362c5n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > >
> > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > >
> > > SEND IT IN.
> > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> What's a Greek urn?
>
> About $5.89 an hour.

But some have higher urn-ing power

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 16 May 2022 22:37 UTC

On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > >
> > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > >
> > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > What's a Greek urn?
> >
> > About $5.89 an hour.
> But some have higher urn-ing power
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so when she was making butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 17 May 2022 05:32 UTC

On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<04b05846-01b3-4045-a921-2cc9c1028f50n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > >
> > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > >
> > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > What's a Greek urn?
> > >
> > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so when she was making
> butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.

But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 17 May 2022 12:04 UTC

On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > >
> > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so when she was making
> > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast in order to butter up your boss.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 17 May 2022 13:36 UTC

On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260-a665-5703b31c37a0n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > >
> > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so when she was making
> > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast in order to butter up
> your boss.

That make my stomach ch-urn

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 17 May 2022 22:51 UTC

On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so when she was making
> > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast in order to butter up
> > your boss.
> That make my stomach ch-urn
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn butter and you force your kidney to churn butter and you force your right testicle to turn butter but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to churn butter.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 18 May 2022 14:33 UTC

On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so when she was making
> > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast in order to butter
> > > up
> > > your boss.
> > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn butter and you force
> your kidney to churn butter and you force your right testicle to turn butter
> but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to churn butter.

One good churn deserves another

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 18 May 2022 18:06 UTC

On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so when she was making
> > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast in order to butter
> > > > up
> > > > your boss.
> > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn butter and you force
> > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right testicle to turn butter
> > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to churn butter.
> One good churn deserves another
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho

I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so if someone brings in a butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a good one do you have another?

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On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41-bec5-ff8fc7580c83n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so when she was making
> > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast in order to
> > > > > butter
> > > > > up
> > > > > your boss.
> > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn butter and you force
> > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right testicle to turn
> > > butter
> > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to churn butter.
> > One good churn deserves another
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho
>
> I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so if someone brings in a
> butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a good one do you have
> another?

He will get it in a dash.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so when she was making
> > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast in order to
> > > > > > butter
> > > > > > up
> > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn butter and you force
> > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right testicle to turn
> > > > butter
> > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to churn butter.
> > > One good churn deserves another
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho
> >
> > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so if someone brings in a
> > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a good one do you have
> > another?
> He will get it in a dash.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

And he will will it to his son named –.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 20 May 2022 09:00 UTC

On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21-a24e-4b7888930b5fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so when she was
> > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast in order to
> > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn butter and you
> > > > > force
> > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right testicle to turn
> > > > > butter
> > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to churn butter.
> > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho
> > >
> > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so if someone brings in
> > > a
> > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a good one do you have
> > > another?
> > He will get it in a dash.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> And he will will it to his son named –.

And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 21 May 2022 03:37 UTC

On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 4:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so when she was
> > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast in order to
> > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn butter and you
> > > > > > force
> > > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right testicle to turn
> > > > > > butter
> > > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to churn butter..
> > > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho
> > > >
> > > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so if someone brings in
> > > > a
> > > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a good one do you have
> > > > another?
> > > He will get it in a dash.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > And he will will it to his son named –.
> And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I left my body to science , and science contested the will.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 21 May 2022 08:49 UTC

On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<20f9cc16-0b92-4b8b-a54b-7ae844bc49b9n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 4:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so when she was
> > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast in order to
> > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn butter and you
> > > > > > > force
> > > > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right testicle to turn
> > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to churn butter.
> > > > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho
> > > > >
> > > > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so if someone brings
> > > > > in
> > > > > a
> > > > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a good one do you have
> > > > > another?
> > > > He will get it in a dash.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > And he will will it to his son named –.
> > And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I left my body to science , and science contested the will.

No body wants you...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 21 May 2022 15:25 UTC

On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:49:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<20f9cc16-0b92-4b8b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 4:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so when she was
> > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast in order to
> > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn butter and you
> > > > > > > > force
> > > > > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right testicle to turn
> > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to churn butter.
> > > > > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so if someone brings
> > > > > > in
> > > > > > a
> > > > > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a good one do you have
> > > > > > another?
> > > > > He will get it in a dash.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > And he will will it to his son named –.
> > > And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I left my body to science , and science contested the will.
> No body wants you...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx
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