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 by: Mike - Fri, 13 May 2022 14:17 UTC

On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0af8d188-36a4-4d0f-8df2-f2bcfdd39d3an@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:26:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<38b6c767-33d8-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b273f5ad-ec63-40fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:47:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<70ae063f-b864-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:21:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<644937e9-d2c8-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:15:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<398f1c0e-dec5-4718...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:15:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<032e1791-dd56-44ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:24:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > against
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > play
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraq
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cliff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > notes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precipice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber dangling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prepuce.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbed,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be almost impossible.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told him in no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > uncertain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Orville said "I'm Wright."
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright.”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Since when do two wrongs make a wright??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > And there's a Chinese version of that : since when do two Wongs
> > > > > > > > > > > make
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > of Lithuanians?
> > > > > > > > > > But they would not be a matching set/
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I am quite the expert at tennis why I can outdo Jimmy Connors and
> > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > girls one of them is named Jupiter Williams or something like that
> > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > really am the expert but what I need to ask you Mike something about
> > > > > > > > > match
> > > > > > > > > set I don't know what that is? Is it like if you have a bunch of
> > > > > > > > > matches
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > you use to go around and perform arsenal in the neighborhood and
> > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > happy with them all been different but you want them to match hence
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > match set?
> > > > > > > > If you are matchless -- how did you set all those fires??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > many many ways for a matchless individual such as I to go around and be
> > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > arsonist there's rubbing two sticks together there's focusing the light
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > the sun with a contact lens there's the starter you get with a propane
> > > > > > > torch
> > > > > > > however what I'm most impressed with is I saw an old Forensic Files
> > > > > > > episode I
> > > > > > > think it was Seattle and this guy was going around torching buildings
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > own father recognized the pattern and turned him in just like my dear
> > > > > > > papa
> > > > > > > would've done me .
> > > > > > So he did not have a fire-y temper
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > When you fire a metal to give it a temper you have to be careful because
> > > > > it
> > > > > might start arguing with you and threatening you with a knife.
> > > > So you think of yourself as a gay blade??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > JSB Haldane did not say that "the universe is queerer than we imagine, it's
> > > queerer than we can imagine", what he actually said was "the universe is
> > > queerer than a couple of queers having queer sex.”
> > Or as the hermaphrodite said “I will be with you in two sex."
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There was a lady who championed lesbian causes over male gay causes so Her
> More For Dykes.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 13 May 2022 16:05 UTC

On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:17:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0af8d188-36a4-4d0f...@googlegroups.com>):
>
> > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:26:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<38b6c767-33d8-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b273f5ad-ec63-40fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:47:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<70ae063f-b864-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:21:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<644937e9-d2c8-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:15:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<398f1c0e-dec5-4718...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:15:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<032e1791-dd56-44ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:24:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > against
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > play
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraq
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cliff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > notes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precipice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber dangling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prepuce.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbed,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be almost impossible.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told him in no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > uncertain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Orville said "I'm Wright."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Since when do two wrongs make a wright??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > And there's a Chinese version of that : since when do two Wongs
> > > > > > > > > > > > make
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > of Lithuanians?
> > > > > > > > > > > But they would not be a matching set/
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I am quite the expert at tennis why I can outdo Jimmy Connors and
> > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > girls one of them is named Jupiter Williams or something like that
> > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > really am the expert but what I need to ask you Mike something about
> > > > > > > > > > match
> > > > > > > > > > set I don't know what that is? Is it like if you have a bunch of
> > > > > > > > > > matches
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > you use to go around and perform arsenal in the neighborhood and
> > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > happy with them all been different but you want them to match hence
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > match set?
> > > > > > > > > If you are matchless -- how did you set all those fires??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > many many ways for a matchless individual such as I to go around and be
> > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > arsonist there's rubbing two sticks together there's focusing the light
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > the sun with a contact lens there's the starter you get with a propane
> > > > > > > > torch
> > > > > > > > however what I'm most impressed with is I saw an old Forensic Files
> > > > > > > > episode I
> > > > > > > > think it was Seattle and this guy was going around torching buildings
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > own father recognized the pattern and turned him in just like my dear
> > > > > > > > papa
> > > > > > > > would've done me .
> > > > > > > So he did not have a fire-y temper
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > When you fire a metal to give it a temper you have to be careful because
> > > > > > it
> > > > > > might start arguing with you and threatening you with a knife.
> > > > > So you think of yourself as a gay blade??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > JSB Haldane did not say that "the universe is queerer than we imagine, it's
> > > > queerer than we can imagine", what he actually said was "the universe is
> > > > queerer than a couple of queers having queer sex.”
> > > Or as the hermaphrodite said “I will be with you in two sex."
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > There was a lady who championed lesbian causes over male gay causes so Her
> > More For Dykes.
>
> So they have less competition when they dyke it out for first choice.
>
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 13 May 2022 17:28 UTC

On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<05e42d34-d926-4333-9ab6-d8b51cb0be9cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:17:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<0af8d188-36a4-4d0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> >
> > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:26:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<38b6c767-33d8-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b273f5ad-ec63-40fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:47:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<70ae063f-b864-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:21:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<644937e9-d2c8-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:15:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<398f1c0e-dec5-4718...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:15:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<032e1791-dd56-44ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:24:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > against
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > play
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraq
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cliff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > notes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precipice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber dangling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prepuce.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbed,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be almost impossible.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told him in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > uncertain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Orville said "I'm Wright."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since when do two wrongs make a wright??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And there's a Chinese version of that : since when do two Wongs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of Lithuanians?
> > > > > > > > > > > > But they would not be a matching set/
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I am quite the expert at tennis why I can outdo Jimmy Connors and
> > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > girls one of them is named Jupiter Williams or something like that
> > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > really am the expert but what I need to ask you Mike something
> > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > match
> > > > > > > > > > > set I don't know what that is? Is it like if you have a bunch of
> > > > > > > > > > > matches
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > you use to go around and perform arsenal in the neighborhood and
> > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > happy with them all been different but you want them to match hence
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > match set?
> > > > > > > > > > If you are matchless -- how did you set all those fires??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > many many ways for a matchless individual such as I to go around and
> > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > arsonist there's rubbing two sticks together there's focusing the
> > > > > > > > > light
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > the sun with a contact lens there's the starter you get with a
> > > > > > > > > propane
> > > > > > > > > torch
> > > > > > > > > however what I'm most impressed with is I saw an old Forensic Files
> > > > > > > > > episode I
> > > > > > > > > think it was Seattle and this guy was going around torching buildings
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > own father recognized the pattern and turned him in just like my dear
> > > > > > > > > papa
> > > > > > > > > would've done me .
> > > > > > > > So he did not have a fire-y temper
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > When you fire a metal to give it a temper you have to be careful
> > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > might start arguing with you and threatening you with a knife.
> > > > > > So you think of yourself as a gay blade??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > JSB Haldane did not say that "the universe is queerer than we imagine,
> > > > > it's
> > > > > queerer than we can imagine", what he actually said was "the universe is
> > > > > queerer than a couple of queers having queer sex.”
> > > > Or as the hermaphrodite said “I will be with you in two sex."
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > There was a lady who championed lesbian causes over male gay causes so Her
> > > More For Dykes.
> >
> > So they have less competition when they dyke it out for first choice.
> >
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> there was this neat cartoon in the national lampoon and it showed glorious
> Steinham next to a little Dutch boy with his finger in Gloria Steinem you
> know where so I guess you could interpret that as meaning he had his finger
> in the dike (is that spelled with an I or a Y when it refers to gender
> thingies) but not that I'm saying that Gloria is like that at all , she
> champions feminist causes (Now I didn't go look it up , she may be dead so I
> might be speaking in the wrong tense here)(I live in the present, tensely)but
> that does not necessarily mean that she was in any way a lesbian or had any
> type of sexual orientation like that like non-binary or gay or any of those
> things you see when you look up gender in Wikipedia nowadays and it goes on
> for 58,000 pages instead of just having male/female.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 13 May 2022 19:16 UTC

On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:28:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<05e42d34-d926-4333...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:17:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0af8d188-36a4-4d0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:26:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<38b6c767-33d8-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b273f5ad-ec63-40fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:47:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<70ae063f-b864-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:21:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<644937e9-d2c8-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:15:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<398f1c0e-dec5-4718...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:15:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<032e1791-dd56-44ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:24:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > against
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > play
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraq
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cliff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > notes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precipice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber dangling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prepuce.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbed,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be almost impossible.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told him in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > uncertain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Orville said "I'm Wright."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since when do two wrongs make a wright??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And there's a Chinese version of that : since when do two Wongs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Lithuanians?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But they would not be a matching set/
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I am quite the expert at tennis why I can outdo Jimmy Connors and
> > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > girls one of them is named Jupiter Williams or something like that
> > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > really am the expert but what I need to ask you Mike something
> > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > match
> > > > > > > > > > > > set I don't know what that is? Is it like if you have a bunch of
> > > > > > > > > > > > matches
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > you use to go around and perform arsenal in the neighborhood and
> > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > happy with them all been different but you want them to match hence
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > match set?
> > > > > > > > > > > If you are matchless -- how did you set all those fires??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > many many ways for a matchless individual such as I to go around and
> > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > arsonist there's rubbing two sticks together there's focusing the
> > > > > > > > > > light
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > the sun with a contact lens there's the starter you get with a
> > > > > > > > > > propane
> > > > > > > > > > torch
> > > > > > > > > > however what I'm most impressed with is I saw an old Forensic Files
> > > > > > > > > > episode I
> > > > > > > > > > think it was Seattle and this guy was going around torching buildings
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > own father recognized the pattern and turned him in just like my dear
> > > > > > > > > > papa
> > > > > > > > > > would've done me .
> > > > > > > > > So he did not have a fire-y temper
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > When you fire a metal to give it a temper you have to be careful
> > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > might start arguing with you and threatening you with a knife.
> > > > > > > So you think of yourself as a gay blade??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > JSB Haldane did not say that "the universe is queerer than we imagine,
> > > > > > it's
> > > > > > queerer than we can imagine", what he actually said was "the universe is
> > > > > > queerer than a couple of queers having queer sex.”
> > > > > Or as the hermaphrodite said “I will be with you in two sex."
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > There was a lady who championed lesbian causes over male gay causes so Her
> > > > More For Dykes.
> > >
> > > So they have less competition when they dyke it out for first choice.
> > >
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > there was this neat cartoon in the national lampoon and it showed glorious
> > Steinham next to a little Dutch boy with his finger in Gloria Steinem you
> > know where so I guess you could interpret that as meaning he had his finger
> > in the dike (is that spelled with an I or a Y when it refers to gender
> > thingies) but not that I'm saying that Gloria is like that at all , she
> > champions feminist causes (Now I didn't go look it up , she may be dead so I
> > might be speaking in the wrong tense here)(I live in the present, tensely)but
> > that does not necessarily mean that she was in any way a lesbian or had any
> > type of sexual orientation like that like non-binary or gay or any of those
> > things you see when you look up gender in Wikipedia nowadays and it goes on
> > for 58,000 pages instead of just having male/female.
> She is still alive and just looking for men like you to harrass
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 13 May 2022 20:46 UTC

On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8c02effc-74f3-4bea-9859-3fcc90dfab7en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:28:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<05e42d34-d926-4333...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:17:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<0af8d188-36a4-4d0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:26:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<38b6c767-33d8-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<b273f5ad-ec63-40fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:47:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<70ae063f-b864-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:21:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<644937e9-d2c8-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:15:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<398f1c0e-dec5-4718...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:15:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<032e1791-dd56-44ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:24:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > against
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > play
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraq
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cliff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > notes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precipice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prepuce.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbed,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be almost impossible.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told him in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > uncertain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Orville said "I'm Wright."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since when do two wrongs make a wright??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And there's a Chinese version of that : since when do two Wongs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Lithuanians?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But they would not be a matching set/
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I am quite the expert at tennis why I can outdo Jimmy Connors and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > girls one of them is named Jupiter Williams or something like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > really am the expert but what I need to ask you Mike something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > match
> > > > > > > > > > > > > set I don't know what that is? Is it like if you have a bunch of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > matches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you use to go around and perform arsenal in the neighborhood and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > happy with them all been different but you want them to match
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > match set?
> > > > > > > > > > > > If you are matchless -- how did you set all those fires??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > many many ways for a matchless individual such as I to go around
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > arsonist there's rubbing two sticks together there's focusing the
> > > > > > > > > > > light
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > the sun with a contact lens there's the starter you get with a
> > > > > > > > > > > propane
> > > > > > > > > > > torch
> > > > > > > > > > > however what I'm most impressed with is I saw an old Forensic Files
> > > > > > > > > > > episode I
> > > > > > > > > > > think it was Seattle and this guy was going around torching
> > > > > > > > > > > buildings
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > own father recognized the pattern and turned him in just like my
> > > > > > > > > > > dear
> > > > > > > > > > > papa
> > > > > > > > > > > would've done me .
> > > > > > > > > > So he did not have a fire-y temper
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > When you fire a metal to give it a temper you have to be careful
> > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > might start arguing with you and threatening you with a knife.
> > > > > > > > So you think of yourself as a gay blade??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > JSB Haldane did not say that "the universe is queerer than we imagine,
> > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > queerer than we can imagine", what he actually said was "the universe
> > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > queerer than a couple of queers having queer sex.”
> > > > > > Or as the hermaphrodite said “I will be with you in two sex."
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > There was a lady who championed lesbian causes over male gay causes so
> > > > > Her
> > > > > More For Dykes.
> > > >
> > > > So they have less competition when they dyke it out for first choice.
> > > >
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > there was this neat cartoon in the national lampoon and it showed glorious
> > > Steinham next to a little Dutch boy with his finger in Gloria Steinem you
> > > know where so I guess you could interpret that as meaning he had his finger
> > > in the dike (is that spelled with an I or a Y when it refers to gender
> > > thingies) but not that I'm saying that Gloria is like that at all , she
> > > champions feminist causes (Now I didn't go look it up , she may be dead so
> > > I
> > > might be speaking in the wrong tense here)(I live in the present,
> > > tensely)but
> > > that does not necessarily mean that she was in any way a lesbian or had any
> > > type of sexual orientation like that like non-binary or gay or any of those
> > > things you see when you look up gender in Wikipedia nowadays and it goes on
> > > for 58,000 pages instead of just having male/female.
> > She is still alive and just looking for men like you to harrass
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> no problem at all Gloria, I'm used to being harassed, beaten, spat on,
> tortured with hot pokers, yes I welcome your harassment you see I'm into
> bondage and discipline , especially from great feminist leaders.
>
> When you have a sadist and a masochist interacting how can you tell them
> apart ?
>
> The masochist pleads, "Beat me ,beat me " and the sadist replies "No”


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On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:46:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8c02effc-74f3-4bea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:28:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<05e42d34-d926-4333...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:17:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0af8d188-36a4-4d0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:26:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<38b6c767-33d8-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b273f5ad-ec63-40fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:47:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70ae063f-b864-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:21:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<644937e9-d2c8-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:15:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<398f1c0e-dec5-4718...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:15:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<032e1791-dd56-44ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:24:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > against
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > play
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraq
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cliff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > notes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precipice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prepuce.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbed,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be almost impossible.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told him in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > uncertain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Orville said "I'm Wright."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since when do two wrongs make a wright??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And there's a Chinese version of that : since when do two Wongs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Lithuanians?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But they would not be a matching set/
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am quite the expert at tennis why I can outdo Jimmy Connors and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > girls one of them is named Jupiter Williams or something like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > really am the expert but what I need to ask you Mike something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > match
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > set I don't know what that is? Is it like if you have a bunch of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > matches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you use to go around and perform arsenal in the neighborhood and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > happy with them all been different but you want them to match
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > match set?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > If you are matchless -- how did you set all those fires??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > many many ways for a matchless individual such as I to go around
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > arsonist there's rubbing two sticks together there's focusing the
> > > > > > > > > > > > light
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > the sun with a contact lens there's the starter you get with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > propane
> > > > > > > > > > > > torch
> > > > > > > > > > > > however what I'm most impressed with is I saw an old Forensic Files
> > > > > > > > > > > > episode I
> > > > > > > > > > > > think it was Seattle and this guy was going around torching
> > > > > > > > > > > > buildings
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > own father recognized the pattern and turned him in just like my
> > > > > > > > > > > > dear
> > > > > > > > > > > > papa
> > > > > > > > > > > > would've done me .
> > > > > > > > > > > So he did not have a fire-y temper
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > When you fire a metal to give it a temper you have to be careful
> > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > might start arguing with you and threatening you with a knife.
> > > > > > > > > So you think of yourself as a gay blade??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > JSB Haldane did not say that "the universe is queerer than we imagine,
> > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > queerer than we can imagine", what he actually said was "the universe
> > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > queerer than a couple of queers having queer sex.”
> > > > > > > Or as the hermaphrodite said “I will be with you in two sex."
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There was a lady who championed lesbian causes over male gay causes so
> > > > > > Her
> > > > > > More For Dykes.
> > > > >
> > > > > So they have less competition when they dyke it out for first choice.
> > > > >
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > there was this neat cartoon in the national lampoon and it showed glorious
> > > > Steinham next to a little Dutch boy with his finger in Gloria Steinem you
> > > > know where so I guess you could interpret that as meaning he had his finger
> > > > in the dike (is that spelled with an I or a Y when it refers to gender
> > > > thingies) but not that I'm saying that Gloria is like that at all , she
> > > > champions feminist causes (Now I didn't go look it up , she may be dead so
> > > > I
> > > > might be speaking in the wrong tense here)(I live in the present,
> > > > tensely)but
> > > > that does not necessarily mean that she was in any way a lesbian or had any
> > > > type of sexual orientation like that like non-binary or gay or any of those
> > > > things you see when you look up gender in Wikipedia nowadays and it goes on
> > > > for 58,000 pages instead of just having male/female.
> > > She is still alive and just looking for men like you to harrass
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > no problem at all Gloria, I'm used to being harassed, beaten, spat on,
> > tortured with hot pokers, yes I welcome your harassment you see I'm into
> > bondage and discipline , especially from great feminist leaders.
> >
> > When you have a sadist and a masochist interacting how can you tell them
> > apart ?
> >
> > The masochist pleads, "Beat me ,beat me " and the sadist replies "No”
>
> Is that how the difference strikes you???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 14 May 2022 15:31 UTC

On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a120ce92-dd79-487f-8892-57cca6d8bb32n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:46:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<8c02effc-74f3-4bea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:28:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<05e42d34-d926-4333...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:17:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<0af8d188-36a4-4d0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:26:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<38b6c767-33d8-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<b273f5ad-ec63-40fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:47:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70ae063f-b864-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:21:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<644937e9-d2c8-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:15:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<398f1c0e-dec5-4718...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:15:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<032e1791-dd56-44ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:24:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > against
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > play
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraq
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cliff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > notes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precipice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prepuce.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbed,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be almost impossible.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > uncertain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Orville said "I'm Wright."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since when do two wrongs make a wright??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And there's a Chinese version of that : since when do two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wongs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Lithuanians?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But they would not be a matching set/
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am quite the expert at tennis why I can outdo Jimmy Connors
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girls one of them is named Jupiter Williams or something like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really am the expert but what I need to ask you Mike something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > match
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > set I don't know what that is? Is it like if you have a bunch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > matches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you use to go around and perform arsenal in the neighborhood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happy with them all been different but you want them to match
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > match set?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you are matchless -- how did you set all those fires??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > many many ways for a matchless individual such as I to go around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > arsonist there's rubbing two sticks together there's focusing the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > light
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun with a contact lens there's the starter you get with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > propane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > torch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > however what I'm most impressed with is I saw an old Forensic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Files
> > > > > > > > > > > > > episode I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > think it was Seattle and this guy was going around torching
> > > > > > > > > > > > > buildings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > own father recognized the pattern and turned him in just like my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > dear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > papa
> > > > > > > > > > > > > would've done me .
> > > > > > > > > > > > So he did not have a fire-y temper
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > When you fire a metal to give it a temper you have to be careful
> > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > might start arguing with you and threatening you with a knife.
> > > > > > > > > > So you think of yourself as a gay blade??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > JSB Haldane did not say that "the universe is queerer than we
> > > > > > > > > imagine,
> > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > queerer than we can imagine", what he actually said was "the universe
> > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > queerer than a couple of queers having queer sex.”
> > > > > > > > Or as the hermaphrodite said “I will be with you in two sex."
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There was a lady who championed lesbian causes over male gay causes so
> > > > > > > Her
> > > > > > > More For Dykes.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So they have less competition when they dyke it out for first choice.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > there was this neat cartoon in the national lampoon and it showed
> > > > > glorious
> > > > > Steinham next to a little Dutch boy with his finger in Gloria Steinem you
> > > > > know where so I guess you could interpret that as meaning he had his
> > > > > finger
> > > > > in the dike (is that spelled with an I or a Y when it refers to gender
> > > > > thingies) but not that I'm saying that Gloria is like that at all , she
> > > > > champions feminist causes (Now I didn't go look it up , she may be dead
> > > > > so
> > > > > I
> > > > > might be speaking in the wrong tense here)(I live in the present,
> > > > > tensely)but
> > > > > that does not necessarily mean that she was in any way a lesbian or had
> > > > > any
> > > > > type of sexual orientation like that like non-binary or gay or any of
> > > > > those
> > > > > things you see when you look up gender in Wikipedia nowadays and it goes
> > > > > on
> > > > > for 58,000 pages instead of just having male/female.
> > > > She is still alive and just looking for men like you to harrass
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > no problem at all Gloria, I'm used to being harassed, beaten, spat on,
> > > tortured with hot pokers, yes I welcome your harassment you see I'm into
> > > bondage and discipline , especially from great feminist leaders.
> > >
> > > When you have a sadist and a masochist interacting how can you tell them
> > > apart ?
> > >
> > > The masochist pleads, "Beat me ,beat me " and the sadist replies "No”
> >
> > Is that how the difference strikes you???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes , that's how the difference strikes me and believe you me , the
> difference is very large : it's a vas deferens.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 14 May 2022 22:03 UTC

On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 10:32:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a120ce92-dd79-487f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:46:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<8c02effc-74f3-4bea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:28:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<05e42d34-d926-4333...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:17:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<0af8d188-36a4-4d0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:26:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<38b6c767-33d8-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b273f5ad-ec63-40fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:47:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70ae063f-b864-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:21:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<644937e9-d2c8-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:15:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<398f1c0e-dec5-4718...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:15:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<032e1791-dd56-44ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:24:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > against
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > play
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraq
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cliff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > notes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precipice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prepuce.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbed,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be almost impossible.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > uncertain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > terms "I'm saving myself for Mr.. Wright- Orville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Orville said "I'm Wright."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since when do two wrongs make a wright??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And there's a Chinese version of that : since when do two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wongs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Lithuanians?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But they would not be a matching set/
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am quite the expert at tennis why I can outdo Jimmy Connors
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girls one of them is named Jupiter Williams or something like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really am the expert but what I need to ask you Mike something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > match
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > set I don't know what that is? Is it like if you have a bunch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > matches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you use to go around and perform arsenal in the neighborhood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happy with them all been different but you want them to match
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > match set?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you are matchless -- how did you set all those fires??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > many many ways for a matchless individual such as I to go around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > arsonist there's rubbing two sticks together there's focusing the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > light
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun with a contact lens there's the starter you get with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > propane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > torch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > however what I'm most impressed with is I saw an old Forensic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Files
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > episode I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > think it was Seattle and this guy was going around torching
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > buildings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > own father recognized the pattern and turned him in just like my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > papa
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > would've done me .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So he did not have a fire-y temper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > When you fire a metal to give it a temper you have to be careful
> > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > might start arguing with you and threatening you with a knife.
> > > > > > > > > > > So you think of yourself as a gay blade??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > JSB Haldane did not say that "the universe is queerer than we
> > > > > > > > > > imagine,
> > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > queerer than we can imagine", what he actually said was "the universe
> > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > queerer than a couple of queers having queer sex.”
> > > > > > > > > Or as the hermaphrodite said “I will be with you in two sex."
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There was a lady who championed lesbian causes over male gay causes so
> > > > > > > > Her
> > > > > > > > More For Dykes.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So they have less competition when they dyke it out for first choice.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > there was this neat cartoon in the national lampoon and it showed
> > > > > > glorious
> > > > > > Steinham next to a little Dutch boy with his finger in Gloria Steinem you
> > > > > > know where so I guess you could interpret that as meaning he had his
> > > > > > finger
> > > > > > in the dike (is that spelled with an I or a Y when it refers to gender
> > > > > > thingies) but not that I'm saying that Gloria is like that at all , she
> > > > > > champions feminist causes (Now I didn't go look it up , she may be dead
> > > > > > so
> > > > > > I
> > > > > > might be speaking in the wrong tense here)(I live in the present,
> > > > > > tensely)but
> > > > > > that does not necessarily mean that she was in any way a lesbian or had
> > > > > > any
> > > > > > type of sexual orientation like that like non-binary or gay or any of
> > > > > > those
> > > > > > things you see when you look up gender in Wikipedia nowadays and it goes
> > > > > > on
> > > > > > for 58,000 pages instead of just having male/female.
> > > > > She is still alive and just looking for men like you to harrass
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > no problem at all Gloria, I'm used to being harassed, beaten, spat on,
> > > > tortured with hot pokers, yes I welcome your harassment you see I'm into
> > > > bondage and discipline , especially from great feminist leaders.
> > > >
> > > > When you have a sadist and a masochist interacting how can you tell them
> > > > apart ?
> > > >
> > > > The masochist pleads, "Beat me ,beat me " and the sadist replies "No”
> > >
> > > Is that how the difference strikes you???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes , that's how the difference strikes me and believe you me , the
> > difference is very large : it's a vas deferens.
> Duct the issue again I see
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<072dd67a-3ab7-4ba6-872f-6c62f6363e72n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 10:32:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a120ce92-dd79-487f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:46:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<8c02effc-74f3-4bea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:28:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<05e42d34-d926-4333...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:17:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<0af8d188-36a4-4d0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:26:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<38b6c767-33d8-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b273f5ad-ec63-40fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:47:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70ae063f-b864-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:21:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<644937e9-d2c8-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:15:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<398f1c0e-dec5-4718...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:15:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<032e1791-dd56-44ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:24:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > against
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > play
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraq
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cliff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > notes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precipice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prepuce.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbed,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be almost impossible.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > uncertain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Orville said "I'm Wright."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since when do two wrongs make a wright??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And there's a Chinese version of that : since when do two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wongs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Lithuanians?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But they would not be a matching set/
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am quite the expert at tennis why I can outdo Jimmy Connors
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girls one of them is named Jupiter Williams or something like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really am the expert but what I need to ask you Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > match
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > set I don't know what that is? Is it like if you have a bunch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > matches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you use to go around and perform arsenal in the neighborhood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happy with them all been different but you want them to match
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > match set?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you are matchless -- how did you set all those fires??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > many many ways for a matchless individual such as I to go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arsonist there's rubbing two sticks together there's focusing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > light
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun with a contact lens there's the starter you get with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > propane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > torch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > however what I'm most impressed with is I saw an old Forensic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Files
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > episode I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think it was Seattle and this guy was going around torching
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > buildings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > own father recognized the pattern and turned him in just like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > papa
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would've done me .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he did not have a fire-y temper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > When you fire a metal to give it a temper you have to be careful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > might start arguing with you and threatening you with a knife.
> > > > > > > > > > > > So you think of yourself as a gay blade??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > JSB Haldane did not say that "the universe is queerer than we
> > > > > > > > > > > imagine,
> > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > queerer than we can imagine", what he actually said was "the
> > > > > > > > > > > universe
> > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > queerer than a couple of queers having queer sex.”
> > > > > > > > > > Or as the hermaphrodite said “I will be with you in two sex."
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > There was a lady who championed lesbian causes over male gay causes
> > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > Her
> > > > > > > > > More For Dykes.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So they have less competition when they dyke it out for first choice.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > there was this neat cartoon in the national lampoon and it showed
> > > > > > > glorious
> > > > > > > Steinham next to a little Dutch boy with his finger in Gloria Steinem
> > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > know where so I guess you could interpret that as meaning he had his
> > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > in the dike (is that spelled with an I or a Y when it refers to gender
> > > > > > > thingies) but not that I'm saying that Gloria is like that at all , she
> > > > > > > champions feminist causes (Now I didn't go look it up , she may be dead
> > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > might be speaking in the wrong tense here)(I live in the present,
> > > > > > > tensely)but
> > > > > > > that does not necessarily mean that she was in any way a lesbian or had
> > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > type of sexual orientation like that like non-binary or gay or any of
> > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > things you see when you look up gender in Wikipedia nowadays and it
> > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > for 58,000 pages instead of just having male/female.
> > > > > > She is still alive and just looking for men like you to harrass
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > no problem at all Gloria, I'm used to being harassed, beaten, spat on,
> > > > > tortured with hot pokers, yes I welcome your harassment you see I'm into
> > > > > bondage and discipline , especially from great feminist leaders.
> > > > >
> > > > > When you have a sadist and a masochist interacting how can you tell them
> > > > > apart ?
> > > > >
> > > > > The masochist pleads, "Beat me ,beat me " and the sadist replies "No”
> > > >
> > > > Is that how the difference strikes you???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes , that's how the difference strikes me and believe you me , the
> > > difference is very large : it's a vas deferens.
> > Duct the issue again I see
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> there was this old MAD magazine where people kept saying Donald duck and he'd
> duck down like someone threw something at him and it went on and on and on
> people would say Donald Duck and he duck again, it iterated many times and
> then right at the end Donald said this is getting old they're calling my name
> they're not throwing something at me and sure enough right at the end there
> Donald gets hit with a pie .


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On Sunday, May 15, 2022 at 5:43:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<072dd67a-3ab7-4ba6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 10:32:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a120ce92-dd79-487f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:46:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<8c02effc-74f3-4bea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:28:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<05e42d34-d926-4333...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:17:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<0af8d188-36a4-4d0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:26:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<38b6c767-33d8-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b273f5ad-ec63-40fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:47:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70ae063f-b864-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:21:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<644937e9-d2c8-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:15:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<398f1c0e-dec5-4718...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:15:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<032e1791-dd56-44ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:24:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > against
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > play
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraq
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cliff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > notes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precipice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prepuce.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbed,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be almost impossible.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > uncertain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Orville said "I'm Wright."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since when do two wrongs make a wright??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And there's a Chinese version of that : since when do two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wongs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Lithuanians?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But they would not be a matching set/
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am quite the expert at tennis why I can outdo Jimmy Connors
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girls one of them is named Jupiter Williams or something like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really am the expert but what I need to ask you Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > match
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > set I don't know what that is? Is it like if you have a bunch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > matches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you use to go around and perform arsenal in the neighborhood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happy with them all been different but you want them to match
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > match set?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you are matchless -- how did you set all those fires??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > many many ways for a matchless individual such as I to go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arsonist there's rubbing two sticks together there's focusing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > light
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun with a contact lens there's the starter you get with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > propane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > torch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > however what I'm most impressed with is I saw an old Forensic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Files
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > episode I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think it was Seattle and this guy was going around torching
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > buildings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > own father recognized the pattern and turned him in just like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > papa
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would've done me .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he did not have a fire-y temper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > When you fire a metal to give it a temper you have to be careful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > might start arguing with you and threatening you with a knife.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So you think of yourself as a gay blade??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > JSB Haldane did not say that "the universe is queerer than we
> > > > > > > > > > > > imagine,
> > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > queerer than we can imagine", what he actually said was "the
> > > > > > > > > > > > universe
> > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > queerer than a couple of queers having queer sex.”
> > > > > > > > > > > Or as the hermaphrodite said “I will be with you in two sex."
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > There was a lady who championed lesbian causes over male gay causes
> > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > Her
> > > > > > > > > > More For Dykes.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > So they have less competition when they dyke it out for first choice.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > there was this neat cartoon in the national lampoon and it showed
> > > > > > > > glorious
> > > > > > > > Steinham next to a little Dutch boy with his finger in Gloria Steinem
> > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > know where so I guess you could interpret that as meaning he had his
> > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > in the dike (is that spelled with an I or a Y when it refers to gender
> > > > > > > > thingies) but not that I'm saying that Gloria is like that at all , she
> > > > > > > > champions feminist causes (Now I didn't go look it up , she may be dead
> > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > might be speaking in the wrong tense here)(I live in the present,
> > > > > > > > tensely)but
> > > > > > > > that does not necessarily mean that she was in any way a lesbian or had
> > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > type of sexual orientation like that like non-binary or gay or any of
> > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > things you see when you look up gender in Wikipedia nowadays and it
> > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > for 58,000 pages instead of just having male/female.
> > > > > > > She is still alive and just looking for men like you to harrass
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > no problem at all Gloria, I'm used to being harassed, beaten, spat on,
> > > > > > tortured with hot pokers, yes I welcome your harassment you see I'm into
> > > > > > bondage and discipline , especially from great feminist leaders..
> > > > > >
> > > > > > When you have a sadist and a masochist interacting how can you tell them
> > > > > > apart ?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The masochist pleads, "Beat me ,beat me " and the sadist replies "No”
> > > > >
> > > > > Is that how the difference strikes you???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes , that's how the difference strikes me and believe you me , the
> > > > difference is very large : it's a vas deferens.
> > > Duct the issue again I see
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > there was this old MAD magazine where people kept saying Donald duck and he'd
> > duck down like someone threw something at him and it went on and on and on
> > people would say Donald Duck and he duck again, it iterated many times and
> > then right at the end Donald said this is getting old they're calling my name
> > they're not throwing something at me and sure enough right at the end there
> > Donald gets hit with a pie .
> THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those who use hit him with
> pie are square,
> and out of date.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 16 May 2022 10:56 UTC

On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b-842a-d8c30e86819cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, May 15, 2022 at 5:43:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<072dd67a-3ab7-4ba6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 10:32:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a120ce92-dd79-487f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:46:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<8c02effc-74f3-4bea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:28:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<05e42d34-d926-4333...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:17:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<0af8d188-36a4-4d0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:26:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<38b6c767-33d8-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b273f5ad-ec63-40fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:47:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70ae063f-b864-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:21:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<644937e9-d2c8-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:15:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<398f1c0e-dec5-4718...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:15:32 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<032e1791-dd56-44ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:24:19 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > against
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > play
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraq
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cliff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > notes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > extra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precipice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prepuce.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbed,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be almost impossible.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > uncertain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Orville said "I'm Wright."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since when do two wrongs make a wright??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And there's a Chinese version of that : since when do two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wongs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Lithuanians?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But they would not be a matching set/
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am quite the expert at tennis why I can outdo Jimmy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Connors
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girls one of them is named Jupiter Williams or something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really am the expert but what I need to ask you Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > match
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > set I don't know what that is? Is it like if you have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bunch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > matches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you use to go around and perform arsenal in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > neighborhood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happy with them all been different but you want them to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > match
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > match set?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you are matchless -- how did you set all those fires??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > many many ways for a matchless individual such as I to go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arsonist there's rubbing two sticks together there's focusing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > light
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun with a contact lens there's the starter you get with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > propane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > torch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > however what I'm most impressed with is I saw an old Forensic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Files
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > episode I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think it was Seattle and this guy was going around torching
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > buildings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > own father recognized the pattern and turned him in just like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > papa
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would've done me .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he did not have a fire-y temper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When you fire a metal to give it a temper you have to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > careful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > might start arguing with you and threatening you with a knife.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you think of yourself as a gay blade??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > JSB Haldane did not say that "the universe is queerer than we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > imagine,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > queerer than we can imagine", what he actually said was "the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > universe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > queerer than a couple of queers having queer sex.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > Or as the hermaphrodite said “I will be with you in two sex."
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > There was a lady who championed lesbian causes over male gay causes
> > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > Her
> > > > > > > > > > > More For Dykes.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > So they have less competition when they dyke it out for first
> > > > > > > > > > choice.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > there was this neat cartoon in the national lampoon and it showed
> > > > > > > > > glorious
> > > > > > > > > Steinham next to a little Dutch boy with his finger in Gloria Steinem
> > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > know where so I guess you could interpret that as meaning he had his
> > > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > > in the dike (is that spelled with an I or a Y when it refers to
> > > > > > > > > gender
> > > > > > > > > thingies) but not that I'm saying that Gloria is like that at all ,
> > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > champions feminist causes (Now I didn't go look it up , she may be
> > > > > > > > > dead
> > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > might be speaking in the wrong tense here)(I live in the present,
> > > > > > > > > tensely)but
> > > > > > > > > that does not necessarily mean that she was in any way a lesbian or
> > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > type of sexual orientation like that like non-binary or gay or any of
> > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > things you see when you look up gender in Wikipedia nowadays and it
> > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > for 58,000 pages instead of just having male/female.
> > > > > > > > She is still alive and just looking for men like you to harrass
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > no problem at all Gloria, I'm used to being harassed, beaten, spat on,
> > > > > > > tortured with hot pokers, yes I welcome your harassment you see I'm
> > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > bondage and discipline , especially from great feminist leaders.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > When you have a sadist and a masochist interacting how can you tell
> > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > apart ?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The masochist pleads, "Beat me ,beat me " and the sadist replies "No”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Is that how the difference strikes you???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes , that's how the difference strikes me and believe you me , the
> > > > > difference is very large : it's a vas deferens.
> > > > Duct the issue again I see
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > there was this old MAD magazine where people kept saying Donald duck and
> > > he'd
> > > duck down like someone threw something at him and it went on and on and on
> > > people would say Donald Duck and he duck again, it iterated many times and
> > > then right at the end Donald said this is getting old they're calling my
> > > name
> > > they're not throwing something at me and sure enough right at the end there
> > > Donald gets hit with a pie .
> > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those who use hit him with
> > pie are square,
> > and out of date.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Pi R square.
> Pi R not square.
> Pi R round.
> Cornbread R square.


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On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, May 15, 2022 at 5:43:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<072dd67a-3ab7-4ba6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 10:32:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a120ce92-dd79-487f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:46:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<8c02effc-74f3-4bea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:28:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<05e42d34-d926-4333...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:17:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0af8d188-36a4-4d0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:26:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<38b6c767-33d8-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b273f5ad-ec63-40fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:47:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70ae063f-b864-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:21:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<644937e9-d2c8-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:15:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<398f1c0e-dec5-4718...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:15:32 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<032e1791-dd56-44ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:24:19 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > against
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > play
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraq
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cliff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > notes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > extra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precipice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prepuce.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbed,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be almost impossible.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > uncertain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Orville said "I'm Wright."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright..”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since when do two wrongs make a wright??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And there's a Chinese version of that : since when do two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wongs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Lithuanians?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But they would not be a matching set/
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am quite the expert at tennis why I can outdo Jimmy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Connors
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girls one of them is named Jupiter Williams or something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really am the expert but what I need to ask you Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > match
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > set I don't know what that is? Is it like if you have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bunch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > matches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you use to go around and perform arsenal in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > neighborhood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happy with them all been different but you want them to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > match
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > match set?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you are matchless -- how did you set all those fires??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > many many ways for a matchless individual such as I to go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arsonist there's rubbing two sticks together there's focusing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > light
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun with a contact lens there's the starter you get with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > propane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > torch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > however what I'm most impressed with is I saw an old Forensic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Files
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > episode I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think it was Seattle and this guy was going around torching
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > buildings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > own father recognized the pattern and turned him in just like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > papa
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would've done me .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he did not have a fire-y temper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When you fire a metal to give it a temper you have to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > careful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > might start arguing with you and threatening you with a knife.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you think of yourself as a gay blade??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > JSB Haldane did not say that "the universe is queerer than we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > imagine,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > queerer than we can imagine", what he actually said was "the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > universe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > queerer than a couple of queers having queer sex.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Or as the hermaphrodite said “I will be with you in two sex."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > There was a lady who championed lesbian causes over male gay causes
> > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > Her
> > > > > > > > > > > > More For Dykes.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > So they have less competition when they dyke it out for first
> > > > > > > > > > > choice.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > there was this neat cartoon in the national lampoon and it showed
> > > > > > > > > > glorious
> > > > > > > > > > Steinham next to a little Dutch boy with his finger in Gloria Steinem
> > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > know where so I guess you could interpret that as meaning he had his
> > > > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > > > in the dike (is that spelled with an I or a Y when it refers to
> > > > > > > > > > gender
> > > > > > > > > > thingies) but not that I'm saying that Gloria is like that at all ,
> > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > champions feminist causes (Now I didn't go look it up , she may be
> > > > > > > > > > dead
> > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > might be speaking in the wrong tense here)(I live in the present,
> > > > > > > > > > tensely)but
> > > > > > > > > > that does not necessarily mean that she was in any way a lesbian or
> > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > type of sexual orientation like that like non-binary or gay or any of
> > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > things you see when you look up gender in Wikipedia nowadays and it
> > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > for 58,000 pages instead of just having male/female.
> > > > > > > > > She is still alive and just looking for men like you to harrass
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > no problem at all Gloria, I'm used to being harassed, beaten, spat on,
> > > > > > > > tortured with hot pokers, yes I welcome your harassment you see I'm
> > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > bondage and discipline , especially from great feminist leaders.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > When you have a sadist and a masochist interacting how can you tell
> > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > apart ?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The masochist pleads, "Beat me ,beat me " and the sadist replies "No”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Is that how the difference strikes you???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes , that's how the difference strikes me and believe you me , the
> > > > > > difference is very large : it's a vas deferens.
> > > > > Duct the issue again I see
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > there was this old MAD magazine where people kept saying Donald duck and
> > > > he'd
> > > > duck down like someone threw something at him and it went on and on and on
> > > > people would say Donald Duck and he duck again, it iterated many times and
> > > > then right at the end Donald said this is getting old they're calling my
> > > > name
> > > > they're not throwing something at me and sure enough right at the end there
> > > > Donald gets hit with a pie .
> > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those who use hit him with
> > > pie are square,
> > > and out of date.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Pi R square.
> > Pi R not square.
> > Pi R round.
> > Cornbread R square.
> No need to be so tart of it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 16 May 2022 16:45 UTC

On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9-99d3-bbdc53cca90an@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those who use hit him with
> > > > pie are square,
> > > > and out of date.
> > >
> > > Pi R square.
> > > Pi R not square.
> > > Pi R round.
> > > Cornbread R square.
> > No need to be so tart of it.
> > Michael LeVine
>
> No need to be a square, Daddio.

Can I quad you on that?

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 16 May 2022 22:33 UTC

On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those who use hit him with
> > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > and out of date.
> > > >
> > > > Pi R square.
> > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > Pi R round.
> > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > Michael LeVine
> >
> > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> Can I quad you on that?
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular man in the history of history.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 17 May 2022 05:31 UTC

On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d-b290-175679bd31d6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those who use hit him
> > > > > > with
> > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > >
> > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > >
> > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > Can I quad you on that?
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular man in the history of
> history.

So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 17 May 2022 12:06 UTC

On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those who use hit him
> > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > >
> > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular man in the history of
> > history.
> So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered with gold so my muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 17 May 2022 13:36 UTC

On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76-8bf8-c8ab910110ban@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those who use hit him
> > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > >
> > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular man in the history of
> > > history.
> > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered with gold so my
> muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.

But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 17 May 2022 22:47 UTC

On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those who use hit him
> > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular man in the history of
> > > > history.
> > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered with gold so my
> > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles with gold and to yank it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs Guild.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 18 May 2022 14:33 UTC

On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571-932c-79126464c589n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those who use hit
> > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular man in the history
> > > > > of
> > > > > history.
> > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered with gold so my
> > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles with gold and to yank
> it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs Guild.

Sounds like guild by association

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 18 May 2022 18:11 UTC

On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those who use hit
> > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular man in the history
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > history.
> > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered with gold so my
> > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles with gold and to yank
> > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs Guild.
> Sounds like guild by association
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's about the guilds in the middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of course who would sing it but The Association:

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 by: Mike - Thu, 19 May 2022 10:07 UTC

On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<600892ab-f191-444c-b39d-c318645616bbn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those who use hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular man in the
> > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered with gold so my
> > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles with gold and to
> > > yank
> > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs Guild.
> > Sounds like guild by association
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's about the guilds in the
> middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of course who would sing it
> but The Association:

Are you in league with them???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those who use hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular man in the
> > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered with gold so my
> > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles with gold and to
> > > > yank
> > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs Guild.
> > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's about the guilds in the
> > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of course who would sing it
> > but The Association:
> Are you in league with them???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

One time they tried to explain how their group came about and they gave some long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and it was like they were sitting around in their living room and heard a knock on the door and then they answered the door and it was them . very bizarre.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 20 May 2022 08:58 UTC

On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<46821c85-7057-4472-904e-0b69129fe273n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those who use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular man in the
> > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered with gold so my
> > > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles with gold and to
> > > > > yank
> > > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs Guild.
> > > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's about the guilds in
> > > the
> > > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of course who would sing
> > > it
> > > but The Association:
> > Are you in league with them???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> One time they tried to explain how their group came about and they gave some
> long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and it was like they were
> sitting around in their living room and heard a knock on the door and then
> they answered the door and it was them . very bizarre.

Now if it were E Clampus Vitus ------

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 21 May 2022 03:51 UTC

On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<46821c85-7057-4472...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those who use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular man in the
> > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered with gold so my
> > > > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles with gold and to
> > > > > > yank
> > > > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs Guild.
> > > > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's about the guilds in
> > > > the
> > > > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of course who would sing
> > > > it
> > > > but The Association:
> > > Are you in league with them???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > One time they tried to explain how their group came about and they gave some
> > long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and it was like they were
> > sitting around in their living room and heard a knock on the door and then
> > they answered the door and it was them . very bizarre.
> Now if it were E Clampus Vitus ------
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

and if it were a e clampers virus then what? It's kind of like someone knocks on your door, you go to the door and say "who might be knocking on my door " and the person answers "if what?"

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 by: Mike - Sat, 21 May 2022 08:52 UTC

On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5baa1e2c-cc9b-40c6-b869-a2114f6ce81an@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<46821c85-7057-4472...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those who use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular man in the
> > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered with gold so
> > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles with gold and
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > yank
> > > > > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs Guild.
> > > > > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's about the guilds in
> > > > > the
> > > > > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of course who would sing
> > > > > it
> > > > > but The Association:
> > > > Are you in league with them???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > One time they tried to explain how their group came about and they gave
> > > some
> > > long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and it was like they were
> > > sitting around in their living room and heard a knock on the door and then
> > > they answered the door and it was them . very bizarre.
> > Now if it were E Clampus Vitus ------
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> and if it were a e clampers virus then what? It's kind of like someone knocks
> on your door, you go to the door and say "who might be knocking on my door "
> and the person answers "if what?

They are not sure how to describe themselves
either a drinking society that studies history or
a historical society that has a drinking problem

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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