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* 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八里出楊硬
`* Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八Don Stockbauer
 `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/??????????Mike
  `* Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八Don Stockbauer
   `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????Mike
    `* Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八Don Stockbauer
     `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????Mike
      `* Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八Don Stockbauer
       `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????Mike
        `* Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八Don Stockbauer
         `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????Mike
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           `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????Mike
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 17 May 2022 22:23 UTC

On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:40:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<77b06c4f-9fa9-43bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:27:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5c56dac9-ba45-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous and she's refined:
> > > > > > she's
> > > > > > very well heeled.
> > > > > That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her antics he gave up
> > > > > and told her to heel herself.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird S&M act out and her
> > > > master kept telling her to "Heel”.
> > > And then she was not some 1920’s style vamp...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Oh no, she did want to play a vamp which is short for vampire but she decided
> > to extend her range of acting by sucking something besides blood
> She got tired of being a neck-rophiliac
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

A man went to a party and he saw there were five men in a row and he was attracted to these men , in particular he was attracted to their necks, so he went up to each one , one by one and he felt their necks , finally one of the five asked him what's going on here , and he said "well , I am a neck-row-philiac"

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On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f6997a12-8e3c-4262-934d-617dde0a1a25n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:40:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<77b06c4f-9fa9-43bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:27:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5c56dac9-ba45-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous and she's refined:
> > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > very well heeled.
> > > > > > That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her antics he gave up
> > > > > > and told her to heel herself.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird S&M act out and
> > > > > her
> > > > > master kept telling her to "Heel”.
> > > > And then she was not some 1920’s style vamp...
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Oh no, she did want to play a vamp which is short for vampire but she
> > > decided
> > > to extend her range of acting by sucking something besides blood
> > She got tired of being a neck-rophiliac
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> A man went to a party and he saw there were five men in a row and he was
> attracted to these men , in particular he was attracted to their necks, so he
> went up to each one , one by one and he felt their necks , finally one of the
> five asked him what's going on here , and he said "well , I am a
> neck-row-philiac” f they were dead, then he could have claimed he was doing a neck-ropsy
I

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 18 May 2022 18:19 UTC

On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:31:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f6997a12-8e3c-4262...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:40:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<77b06c4f-9fa9-43bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:27:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5c56dac9-ba45-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous and she's refined:
> > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > very well heeled.
> > > > > > > That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her antics he gave up
> > > > > > > and told her to heel herself.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird S&M act out and
> > > > > > her
> > > > > > master kept telling her to "Heel”.
> > > > > And then she was not some 1920’s style vamp...
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Oh no, she did want to play a vamp which is short for vampire but she
> > > > decided
> > > > to extend her range of acting by sucking something besides blood
> > > She got tired of being a neck-rophiliac
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > A man went to a party and he saw there were five men in a row and he was
> > attracted to these men , in particular he was attracted to their necks, so he
> > went up to each one , one by one and he felt their necks , finally one of the
> > five asked him what's going on here , and he said "well , I am a
> > neck-row-philiac” f they were dead, then he could have claimed he was doing a neck-ropsy
> I
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

and if the five were outlaws in the old west and they stole horses then they all would be entertained by a necktie party.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 19 May 2022 10:09 UTC

On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<20bda6b8-c6b9-48e6-a174-a68faef22c77n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:31:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f6997a12-8e3c-4262...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:40:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<77b06c4f-9fa9-43bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:27:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5c56dac9-ba45-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous and she's
> > > > > > > > > refined:
> > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > very well heeled.
> > > > > > > > That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her antics he gave
> > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > and told her to heel herself.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird S&M act out and
> > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > master kept telling her to "Heel”.
> > > > > > And then she was not some 1920’s style vamp...
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Oh no, she did want to play a vamp which is short for vampire but she
> > > > > decided
> > > > > to extend her range of acting by sucking something besides blood
> > > > She got tired of being a neck-rophiliac
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > A man went to a party and he saw there were five men in a row and he was
> > > attracted to these men , in particular he was attracted to their necks, so
> > > he
> > > went up to each one , one by one and he felt their necks , finally one of
> > > the
> > > five asked him what's going on here , and he said "well , I am a
> > > neck-row-philiac” f they were dead, then he could have claimed he was
> > > doing a neck-ropsy
> > I
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> and if the five were outlaws in the old west and they stole horses then they
> all would be entertained by a necktie party.

That is not the sort of party I would hang around for.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 20 May 2022 07:31 UTC

On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:09:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<20bda6b8-c6b9-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:31:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f6997a12-8e3c-4262...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:40:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<77b06c4f-9fa9-43bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:27:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5c56dac9-ba45-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous and she's
> > > > > > > > > > refined:
> > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > very well heeled.
> > > > > > > > > That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her antics he gave
> > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > and told her to heel herself.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird S&M act out and
> > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > master kept telling her to "Heel”.
> > > > > > > And then she was not some 1920’s style vamp...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Oh no, she did want to play a vamp which is short for vampire but she
> > > > > > decided
> > > > > > to extend her range of acting by sucking something besides blood
> > > > > She got tired of being a neck-rophiliac
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > A man went to a party and he saw there were five men in a row and he was
> > > > attracted to these men , in particular he was attracted to their necks, so
> > > > he
> > > > went up to each one , one by one and he felt their necks , finally one of
> > > > the
> > > > five asked him what's going on here , and he said "well , I am a
> > > > neck-row-philiac” f they were dead, then he could have claimed he was
> > > > doing a neck-ropsy
> > > I
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > and if the five were outlaws in the old west and they stole horses then they
> > all would be entertained by a necktie party.
> That is not the sort of party I would hang around for.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

And as the characters in the comic strip Pogo found out , the way to be popular is not to do politics and join a party , its learn parlor tricks and join a party.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 20 May 2022 08:55 UTC

On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d7126899-f06c-4f63-85f3-99605ea9af88n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:09:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<20bda6b8-c6b9-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:31:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<f6997a12-8e3c-4262...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:40:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<77b06c4f-9fa9-43bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:27:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5c56dac9-ba45-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous and she's
> > > > > > > > > > > refined:
> > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > very well heeled.
> > > > > > > > > > That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her antics he
> > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > and told her to heel herself.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird S&M act out
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > master kept telling her to "Heel”.
> > > > > > > > And then she was not some 1920’s style vamp...
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Oh no, she did want to play a vamp which is short for vampire but she
> > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > to extend her range of acting by sucking something besides blood
> > > > > > She got tired of being a neck-rophiliac
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > A man went to a party and he saw there were five men in a row and he was
> > > > > attracted to these men , in particular he was attracted to their necks,
> > > > > so
> > > > > he
> > > > > went up to each one , one by one and he felt their necks , finally one of
> > > > > the
> > > > > five asked him what's going on here , and he said "well , I am a
> > > > > neck-row-philiac” f they were dead, then he could have claimed he was
> > > > > doing a neck-ropsy
> > > > I
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > and if the five were outlaws in the old west and they stole horses then
> > > they
> > > all would be entertained by a necktie party.
> > That is not the sort of party I would hang around for.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> And as the characters in the comic strip Pogo found out , the way to be
> popular is not to do politics and join a party , its learn parlor tricks and
> join a party.

So, did you meet Darlene in a Parlor House??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 21 May 2022 04:33 UTC

On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:55:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d7126899-f06c-4f63...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:09:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<20bda6b8-c6b9-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:31:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<f6997a12-8e3c-4262...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:40:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<77b06c4f-9fa9-43bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:27:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5c56dac9-ba45-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous and she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > refined:
> > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > very well heeled.
> > > > > > > > > > > That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her antics he
> > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > and told her to heel herself.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird S&M act out
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > master kept telling her to "Heel”.
> > > > > > > > > And then she was not some 1920’s style vamp...
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Oh no, she did want to play a vamp which is short for vampire but she
> > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > to extend her range of acting by sucking something besides blood
> > > > > > > She got tired of being a neck-rophiliac
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A man went to a party and he saw there were five men in a row and he was
> > > > > > attracted to these men , in particular he was attracted to their necks,
> > > > > > so
> > > > > > he
> > > > > > went up to each one , one by one and he felt their necks , finally one of
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > five asked him what's going on here , and he said "well , I am a
> > > > > > neck-row-philiac” f they were dead, then he could have claimed he was
> > > > > > doing a neck-ropsy
> > > > > I
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > and if the five were outlaws in the old west and they stole horses then
> > > > they
> > > > all would be entertained by a necktie party.
> > > That is not the sort of party I would hang around for.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > And as the characters in the comic strip Pogo found out , the way to be
> > popular is not to do politics and join a party , its learn parlor tricks and
> > join a party.
> So, did you meet Darlene in a Parlor House??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes it was a parlor house , that's the house which is near a golf club where people discuss all the wonderful players who have made par on the green and the lore surrounding those players.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 21 May 2022 08:54 UTC

On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:55:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d7126899-f06c-4f63...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:09:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<20bda6b8-c6b9-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:31:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<f6997a12-8e3c-4262...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:40:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<77b06c4f-9fa9-43bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:27:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c56dac9-ba45-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous and she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > refined:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > very well heeled.
> > > > > > > > > > > > That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her antics he
> > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > and told her to heel herself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird S&M act out
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > master kept telling her to "Heel”.
> > > > > > > > > > And then she was not some 1920’s style vamp...
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Oh no, she did want to play a vamp which is short for vampire but she
> > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > to extend her range of acting by sucking something besides blood
> > > > > > > > She got tired of being a neck-rophiliac
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > A man went to a party and he saw there were five men in a row and he
> > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > attracted to these men , in particular he was attracted to their necks,
> > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > went up to each one , one by one and he felt their necks , finally one
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > five asked him what's going on here , and he said "well , I am a
> > > > > > > neck-row-philiac” f they were dead, then he could have claimed he was
> > > > > > > doing a neck-ropsy
> > > > > > I
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > and if the five were outlaws in the old west and they stole horses then
> > > > > they
> > > > > all would be entertained by a necktie party.
> > > > That is not the sort of party I would hang around for.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > And as the characters in the comic strip Pogo found out , the way to be
> > > popular is not to do politics and join a party , its learn parlor tricks
> > > and
> > > join a party.
> > So, did you meet Darlene in a Parlor House??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes it was a parlor house , that's the house which is near a golf club where
> people discuss all the wonderful players who have made par on the green and
> the lore surrounding those players.

And lore their real scores from their last rounds

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 21 May 2022 14:51 UTC

On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7bd31f4c-8f22-402e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:55:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d7126899-f06c-4f63...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:09:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<20bda6b8-c6b9-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:31:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<f6997a12-8e3c-4262...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:40:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<77b06c4f-9fa9-43bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:27:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c56dac9-ba45-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous and she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > refined:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > very well heeled.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her antics he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and told her to heel herself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird S&M act out
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > master kept telling her to "Heel”.
> > > > > > > > > > > And then she was not some 1920’s style vamp....
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Oh no, she did want to play a vamp which is short for vampire but she
> > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > to extend her range of acting by sucking something besides blood
> > > > > > > > > She got tired of being a neck-rophiliac
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > A man went to a party and he saw there were five men in a row and he
> > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > attracted to these men , in particular he was attracted to their necks,
> > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > went up to each one , one by one and he felt their necks , finally one
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > five asked him what's going on here , and he said "well , I am a
> > > > > > > > neck-row-philiac” f they were dead, then he could have claimed he was
> > > > > > > > doing a neck-ropsy
> > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > and if the five were outlaws in the old west and they stole horses then
> > > > > > they
> > > > > > all would be entertained by a necktie party.
> > > > > That is not the sort of party I would hang around for.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > And as the characters in the comic strip Pogo found out , the way to be
> > > > popular is not to do politics and join a party , its learn parlor tricks
> > > > and
> > > > join a party.
> > > So, did you meet Darlene in a Parlor House??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes it was a parlor house , that's the house which is near a golf club where
> > people discuss all the wonderful players who have made par on the green and
> > the lore surrounding those players.
> And lore their real scores from their last rounds
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7d87078f-5c0e-48e3-9d78-ad03b9e15ba9n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7bd31f4c-8f22-402e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:55:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d7126899-f06c-4f63...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:09:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<20bda6b8-c6b9-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:31:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<f6997a12-8e3c-4262...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:40:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<77b06c4f-9fa9-43bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:27:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c56dac9-ba45-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous and she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > refined:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very well heeled.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her antics he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and told her to heel herself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird S&M act
> > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > master kept telling her to "Heel”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And then she was not some 1920’s style vamp...
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Oh no, she did want to play a vamp which is short for vampire but
> > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > to extend her range of acting by sucking something besides blood
> > > > > > > > > > She got tired of being a neck-rophiliac
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > A man went to a party and he saw there were five men in a row and he
> > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > attracted to these men , in particular he was attracted to their
> > > > > > > > > necks,
> > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > went up to each one , one by one and he felt their necks , finally
> > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > five asked him what's going on here , and he said "well , I am a
> > > > > > > > > neck-row-philiac” f they were dead, then he could have claimed he
> > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > doing a neck-ropsy
> > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > and if the five were outlaws in the old west and they stole horses then
> > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > all would be entertained by a necktie party.
> > > > > > That is not the sort of party I would hang around for.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > And as the characters in the comic strip Pogo found out , the way to be
> > > > > popular is not to do politics and join a party , its learn parlor tricks
> > > > > and
> > > > > join a party.
> > > > So, did you meet Darlene in a Parlor House??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes it was a parlor house , that's the house which is near a golf club
> > > where
> > > people discuss all the wonderful players who have made par on the green and
> > > the lore surrounding those players.
> > And lore their real scores from their last rounds
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I picked up this beautiful woman I don't know how she's pretty heavy and I
> don't know why she agreed to it because I'm 69 years old and ugly as sin but
> we decided to go to a bar and we were there all night and then finally it got
> toward closing time and we had our last round.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 23 May 2022 06:49 UTC

On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:50:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7d87078f-5c0e-48e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<7bd31f4c-8f22-402e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:55:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d7126899-f06c-4f63...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:09:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<20bda6b8-c6b9-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:31:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<f6997a12-8e3c-4262...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:40:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77b06c4f-9fa9-43bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:27:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c56dac9-ba45-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous and she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > refined:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very well heeled.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her antics he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and told her to heel herself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird S&M act
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > master kept telling her to "Heel”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And then she was not some 1920’s style vamp...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Oh no, she did want to play a vamp which is short for vampire but
> > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > to extend her range of acting by sucking something besides blood
> > > > > > > > > > > She got tired of being a neck-rophiliac
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > A man went to a party and he saw there were five men in a row and he
> > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > attracted to these men , in particular he was attracted to their
> > > > > > > > > > necks,
> > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > went up to each one , one by one and he felt their necks , finally
> > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > five asked him what's going on here , and he said "well , I am a
> > > > > > > > > > neck-row-philiac” f they were dead, then he could have claimed he
> > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > doing a neck-ropsy
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > and if the five were outlaws in the old west and they stole horses then
> > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > all would be entertained by a necktie party.
> > > > > > > That is not the sort of party I would hang around for.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And as the characters in the comic strip Pogo found out , the way to be
> > > > > > popular is not to do politics and join a party , its learn parlor tricks
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > join a party.
> > > > > So, did you meet Darlene in a Parlor House??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes it was a parlor house , that's the house which is near a golf club
> > > > where
> > > > people discuss all the wonderful players who have made par on the green and
> > > > the lore surrounding those players.
> > > And lore their real scores from their last rounds
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I picked up this beautiful woman I don't know how she's pretty heavy and I
> > don't know why she agreed to it because I'm 69 years old and ugly as sin but
> > we decided to go to a bar and we were there all night and then finally it got
> > toward closing time and we had our last round.
> At her size and your aget, once round her exhaust you
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f3942e45-4917-4640-a30d-d91556c34fean@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:50:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7d87078f-5c0e-48e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<7bd31f4c-8f22-402e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:55:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d7126899-f06c-4f63...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:09:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<20bda6b8-c6b9-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:31:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<f6997a12-8e3c-4262...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:40:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77b06c4f-9fa9-43bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:27:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c56dac9-ba45-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > refined:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very well heeled.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her antics
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and told her to heel herself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird S&M act
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > master kept telling her to "Heel”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And then she was not some 1920’s style vamp...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh no, she did want to play a vamp which is short for vampire but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to extend her range of acting by sucking something besides blood
> > > > > > > > > > > > She got tired of being a neck-rophiliac
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > A man went to a party and he saw there were five men in a row and
> > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > attracted to these men , in particular he was attracted to their
> > > > > > > > > > > necks,
> > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > went up to each one , one by one and he felt their necks , finally
> > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > five asked him what's going on here , and he said "well , I am a
> > > > > > > > > > > neck-row-philiac” f they were dead, then he could have claimed he
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > doing a neck-ropsy
> > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > and if the five were outlaws in the old west and they stole horses
> > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > all would be entertained by a necktie party.
> > > > > > > > That is not the sort of party I would hang around for.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And as the characters in the comic strip Pogo found out , the way to be
> > > > > > > popular is not to do politics and join a party , its learn parlor
> > > > > > > tricks
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > join a party.
> > > > > > So, did you meet Darlene in a Parlor House??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes it was a parlor house , that's the house which is near a golf club
> > > > > where
> > > > > people discuss all the wonderful players who have made par on the green
> > > > > and
> > > > > the lore surrounding those players.
> > > > And lore their real scores from their last rounds
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I picked up this beautiful woman I don't know how she's pretty heavy and I
> > > don't know why she agreed to it because I'm 69 years old and ugly as sin
> > > but
> > > we decided to go to a bar and we were there all night and then finally it
> > > got
> > > toward closing time and we had our last round.
> > At her size and your aget, once round her exhaust you
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I knew this woman that was so bowlegged, when she sat around the house she
> really sat around the house.


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On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:14:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f3942e45-4917-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:50:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<7d87078f-5c0e-48e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7bd31f4c-8f22-402e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:55:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d7126899-f06c-4f63...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:09:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<20bda6b8-c6b9-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:31:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f6997a12-8e3c-4262...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:40:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77b06c4f-9fa9-43bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:27:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c56dac9-ba45-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > refined:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very well heeled.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her antics
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and told her to heel herself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird S&M act
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > master kept telling her to "Heel”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And then she was not some 1920’s style vamp...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh no, she did want to play a vamp which is short for vampire but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to extend her range of acting by sucking something besides blood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > She got tired of being a neck-rophiliac
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > A man went to a party and he saw there were five men in a row and
> > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > attracted to these men , in particular he was attracted to their
> > > > > > > > > > > > necks,
> > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > went up to each one , one by one and he felt their necks , finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > five asked him what's going on here , and he said "well , I am a
> > > > > > > > > > > > neck-row-philiac” f they were dead, then he could have claimed he
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > doing a neck-ropsy
> > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > and if the five were outlaws in the old west and they stole horses
> > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > all would be entertained by a necktie party.
> > > > > > > > > That is not the sort of party I would hang around for.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > And as the characters in the comic strip Pogo found out , the way to be
> > > > > > > > popular is not to do politics and join a party , its learn parlor
> > > > > > > > tricks
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > join a party.
> > > > > > > So, did you meet Darlene in a Parlor House??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes it was a parlor house , that's the house which is near a golf club
> > > > > > where
> > > > > > people discuss all the wonderful players who have made par on the green
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > the lore surrounding those players.
> > > > > And lore their real scores from their last rounds
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I picked up this beautiful woman I don't know how she's pretty heavy and I
> > > > don't know why she agreed to it because I'm 69 years old and ugly as sin
> > > > but
> > > > we decided to go to a bar and we were there all night and then finally it
> > > > got
> > > > toward closing time and we had our last round.
> > > At her size and your aget, once round her exhaust you
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I knew this woman that was so bowlegged, when she sat around the house she
> > really sat around the house.
> And you were so knock kneed that when you sat next to her you spelled OX
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 24 May 2022 09:21 UTC

On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<84c6db9b-3522-4d0b-ae78-b3498af000b5n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:14:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f3942e45-4917-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:50:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<7d87078f-5c0e-48e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<7bd31f4c-8f22-402e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:55:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d7126899-f06c-4f63...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:09:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<20bda6b8-c6b9-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:31:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f6997a12-8e3c-4262...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:40:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77b06c4f-9fa9-43bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:27:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c56dac9-ba45-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > refined:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very well heeled.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antics
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and told her to heel herself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird S&M
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > act
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > master kept telling her to "Heel”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And then she was not some 1920’s style vamp...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh no, she did want to play a vamp which is short for vampire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to extend her range of acting by sucking something besides
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > She got tired of being a neck-rophiliac
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > A man went to a party and he saw there were five men in a row and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > attracted to these men , in particular he was attracted to their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > necks,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > went up to each one , one by one and he felt their necks ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > five asked him what's going on here , and he said "well , I am a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > neck-row-philiac” f they were dead, then he could have claimed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > doing a neck-ropsy
> > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > and if the five were outlaws in the old west and they stole horses
> > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > all would be entertained by a necktie party.
> > > > > > > > > > That is not the sort of party I would hang around for.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > And as the characters in the comic strip Pogo found out , the way to
> > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > popular is not to do politics and join a party , its learn parlor
> > > > > > > > > tricks
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > join a party.
> > > > > > > > So, did you meet Darlene in a Parlor House??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes it was a parlor house , that's the house which is near a golf club
> > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > people discuss all the wonderful players who have made par on the green
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > the lore surrounding those players.
> > > > > > And lore their real scores from their last rounds
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I picked up this beautiful woman I don't know how she's pretty heavy and
> > > > > I
> > > > > don't know why she agreed to it because I'm 69 years old and ugly as sin
> > > > > but
> > > > > we decided to go to a bar and we were there all night and then finally it
> > > > > got
> > > > > toward closing time and we had our last round.
> > > > At her size and your aget, once round her exhaust you
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I knew this woman that was so bowlegged, when she sat around the house she
> > > really sat around the house.
> > And you were so knock kneed that when you sat next to her you spelled OX
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I'm a huge philanthropist, all the poor have to do is to come to my door and
> I have a sign on it that reads "Knock, need anything , I can give it to you.”
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On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<84c6db9b-3522-4d0b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:14:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f3942e45-4917-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:50:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7d87078f-5c0e-48e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7bd31f4c-8f22-402e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:55:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d7126899-f06c-4f63...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:09:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<20bda6b8-c6b9-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:31:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f6997a12-8e3c-4262...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:40:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77b06c4f-9fa9-43bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:27:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c56dac9-ba45-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > refined:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very well heeled.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antics
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and told her to heel herself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird S&M
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > act
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > master kept telling her to "Heel”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And then she was not some 1920’s style vamp...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh no, she did want to play a vamp which is short for vampire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to extend her range of acting by sucking something besides
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She got tired of being a neck-rophiliac
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man went to a party and he saw there were five men in a row and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > attracted to these men , in particular he was attracted to their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > necks,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > went up to each one , one by one and he felt their necks ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > five asked him what's going on here , and he said "well , I am a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > neck-row-philiac” f they were dead, then he could have claimed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing a neck-ropsy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > and if the five were outlaws in the old west and they stole horses
> > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > all would be entertained by a necktie party.
> > > > > > > > > > > That is not the sort of party I would hang around for..
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > And as the characters in the comic strip Pogo found out , the way to
> > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > popular is not to do politics and join a party , its learn parlor
> > > > > > > > > > tricks
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > join a party.
> > > > > > > > > So, did you meet Darlene in a Parlor House??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes it was a parlor house , that's the house which is near a golf club
> > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > people discuss all the wonderful players who have made par on the green
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > the lore surrounding those players.
> > > > > > > And lore their real scores from their last rounds
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I picked up this beautiful woman I don't know how she's pretty heavy and
> > > > > > I
> > > > > > don't know why she agreed to it because I'm 69 years old and ugly as sin
> > > > > > but
> > > > > > we decided to go to a bar and we were there all night and then finally it
> > > > > > got
> > > > > > toward closing time and we had our last round.
> > > > > At her size and your aget, once round her exhaust you
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I knew this woman that was so bowlegged, when she sat around the house she
> > > > really sat around the house.
> > > And you were so knock kneed that when you sat next to her you spelled OX
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I'm a huge philanthropist, all the poor have to do is to come to my door and
> > I have a sign on it that reads "Knock, need anything , I can give it to you.”
> All the STD’s at one go.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 24 May 2022 17:17 UTC

On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5204662d-d3e5-40d0-8ac4-af252514c346n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<84c6db9b-3522-4d0b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:14:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<f3942e45-4917-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:50:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<7d87078f-5c0e-48e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<7bd31f4c-8f22-402e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:55:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<d7126899-f06c-4f63...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:09:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<20bda6b8-c6b9-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:31:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f6997a12-8e3c-4262...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:40:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77b06c4f-9fa9-43bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:27:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c56dac9-ba45-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > refined:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very well heeled.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antics
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and told her to heel herself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird S&M
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > act
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > master kept telling her to "Heel”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And then she was not some 1920’s style vamp...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh no, she did want to play a vamp which is short for vampire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to extend her range of acting by sucking something besides
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She got tired of being a neck-rophiliac
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man went to a party and he saw there were five men in a row
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attracted to these men , in particular he was attracted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > necks,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went up to each one , one by one and he felt their necks ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > five asked him what's going on here , and he said "well , I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > neck-row-philiac” f they were dead, then he could have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claimed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing a neck-ropsy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and if the five were outlaws in the old west and they stole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > horses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > all would be entertained by a necktie party.
> > > > > > > > > > > > That is not the sort of party I would hang around for.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > And as the characters in the comic strip Pogo found out , the way
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > popular is not to do politics and join a party , its learn parlor
> > > > > > > > > > > tricks
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > join a party.
> > > > > > > > > > So, did you meet Darlene in a Parlor House??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes it was a parlor house , that's the house which is near a golf
> > > > > > > > > club
> > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > people discuss all the wonderful players who have made par on the
> > > > > > > > > green
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > the lore surrounding those players.
> > > > > > > > And lore their real scores from their last rounds
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I picked up this beautiful woman I don't know how she's pretty heavy
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > don't know why she agreed to it because I'm 69 years old and ugly as
> > > > > > > sin
> > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > we decided to go to a bar and we were there all night and then finally
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > toward closing time and we had our last round.
> > > > > > At her size and your aget, once round her exhaust you
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I knew this woman that was so bowlegged, when she sat around the house
> > > > > she
> > > > > really sat around the house.
> > > > And you were so knock kneed that when you sat next to her you spelled OX
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I'm a huge philanthropist, all the poor have to do is to come to my door
> > > and
> > > I have a sign on it that reads "Knock, need anything , I can give it to
> > > you.”
> > All the STD’s at one go.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> there was this car engine additive called STD it's stood for scientifically
> tested dog or something like that and you put it in your engine it would cure
> what ails it and just a minute just a minute I've got that wrong it was STP
> for scientifically tested product which I haven't seen around for years


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On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:17:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5204662d-d3e5-40d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<84c6db9b-3522-4d0b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:14:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<f3942e45-4917-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:50:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7d87078f-5c0e-48e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<7bd31f4c-8f22-402e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:55:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d7126899-f06c-4f63...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:09:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<20bda6b8-c6b9-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:31:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f6997a12-8e3c-4262...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:40:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77b06c4f-9fa9-43bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:27:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c56dac9-ba45-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > refined:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very well heeled.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antics
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and told her to heel herself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird S&M
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > act
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > master kept telling her to "Heel”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And then she was not some 1920’s style vamp...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh no, she did want to play a vamp which is short for vampire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to extend her range of acting by sucking something besides
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She got tired of being a neck-rophiliac
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man went to a party and he saw there were five men in a row
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attracted to these men , in particular he was attracted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > necks,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went up to each one , one by one and he felt their necks ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > five asked him what's going on here , and he said "well , I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > neck-row-philiac” f they were dead, then he could have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claimed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing a neck-ropsy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and if the five were outlaws in the old west and they stole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > horses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > all would be entertained by a necktie party.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That is not the sort of party I would hang around for.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > And as the characters in the comic strip Pogo found out , the way
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > popular is not to do politics and join a party , its learn parlor
> > > > > > > > > > > > tricks
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > join a party.
> > > > > > > > > > > So, did you meet Darlene in a Parlor House??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes it was a parlor house , that's the house which is near a golf
> > > > > > > > > > club
> > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > people discuss all the wonderful players who have made par on the
> > > > > > > > > > green
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > the lore surrounding those players.
> > > > > > > > > And lore their real scores from their last rounds
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I picked up this beautiful woman I don't know how she's pretty heavy
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > don't know why she agreed to it because I'm 69 years old and ugly as
> > > > > > > > sin
> > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > we decided to go to a bar and we were there all night and then finally
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > toward closing time and we had our last round.
> > > > > > > At her size and your aget, once round her exhaust you
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I knew this woman that was so bowlegged, when she sat around the house
> > > > > > she
> > > > > > really sat around the house.
> > > > > And you were so knock kneed that when you sat next to her you spelled OX
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I'm a huge philanthropist, all the poor have to do is to come to my door
> > > > and
> > > > I have a sign on it that reads "Knock, need anything , I can give it to
> > > > you.”
> > > All the STD’s at one go.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > there was this car engine additive called STD it's stood for scientifically
> > tested dog or something like that and you put it in your engine it would cure
> > what ails it and just a minute just a minute I've got that wrong it was STP
> > for scientifically tested product which I haven't seen around for years
> They were rather slippery about their claims
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a21055e6-917f-4496-8b05-fb93ccbac7a8n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:17:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5204662d-d3e5-40d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<84c6db9b-3522-4d0b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:14:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<f3942e45-4917-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:50:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<7d87078f-5c0e-48e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<7bd31f4c-8f22-402e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:55:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d7126899-f06c-4f63...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:09:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<20bda6b8-c6b9-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:31:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f6997a12-8e3c-4262...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:40:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77b06c4f-9fa9-43bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:27:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c56dac9-ba45-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > refined:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very well heeled.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antics
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and told her to heel herself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > S&M
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > act
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > master kept telling her to "Heel”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And then she was not some 1920’s style vamp...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh no, she did want to play a vamp which is short for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vampire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to extend her range of acting by sucking something besides
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She got tired of being a neck-rophiliac
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man went to a party and he saw there were five men in a row
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attracted to these men , in particular he was attracted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > necks,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went up to each one , one by one and he felt their necks ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > five asked him what's going on here , and he said "well , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > neck-row-philiac” f they were dead, then he could have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claimed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing a neck-ropsy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and if the five were outlaws in the old west and they stole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all would be entertained by a necktie party.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is not the sort of party I would hang around for.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And as the characters in the comic strip Pogo found out , the way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > popular is not to do politics and join a party , its learn parlor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tricks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > join a party.
> > > > > > > > > > > > So, did you meet Darlene in a Parlor House??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes it was a parlor house , that's the house which is near a golf
> > > > > > > > > > > club
> > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > people discuss all the wonderful players who have made par on the
> > > > > > > > > > > green
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > the lore surrounding those players.
> > > > > > > > > > And lore their real scores from their last rounds
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I picked up this beautiful woman I don't know how she's pretty heavy
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > don't know why she agreed to it because I'm 69 years old and ugly as
> > > > > > > > > sin
> > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > we decided to go to a bar and we were there all night and then
> > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > toward closing time and we had our last round.
> > > > > > > > At her size and your aget, once round her exhaust you
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I knew this woman that was so bowlegged, when she sat around the house
> > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > really sat around the house.
> > > > > > And you were so knock kneed that when you sat next to her you spelled OX
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm a huge philanthropist, all the poor have to do is to come to my door
> > > > > and
> > > > > I have a sign on it that reads "Knock, need anything , I can give it to
> > > > > you.”
> > > > All the STD’s at one go.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > there was this car engine additive called STD it's stood for scientifically
> > > tested dog or something like that and you put it in your engine it would
> > > cure
> > > what ails it and just a minute just a minute I've got that wrong it was STP
> > > for scientifically tested product which I haven't seen around for years
> > They were rather slippery about their claims
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> And they love seafood, so they are rather slippery about their clams.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 26 May 2022 17:30 UTC

On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:07:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a21055e6-917f-4496...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:17:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5204662d-d3e5-40d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<84c6db9b-3522-4d0b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:14:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<f3942e45-4917-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:50:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<7d87078f-5c0e-48e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7bd31f4c-8f22-402e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:55:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d7126899-f06c-4f63...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:09:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<20bda6b8-c6b9-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:31:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f6997a12-8e3c-4262...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:40:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77b06c4f-9fa9-43bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:27:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c56dac9-ba45-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > refined:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very well heeled.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antics
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and told her to heel herself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > S&M
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > act
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > master kept telling her to "Heel”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And then she was not some 1920’s style vamp...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh no, she did want to play a vamp which is short for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vampire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to extend her range of acting by sucking something besides
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She got tired of being a neck-rophiliac
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man went to a party and he saw there were five men in a row
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attracted to these men , in particular he was attracted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > necks,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went up to each one , one by one and he felt their necks ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > five asked him what's going on here , and he said "well , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > neck-row-philiac” f they were dead, then he could have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claimed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing a neck-ropsy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and if the five were outlaws in the old west and they stole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all would be entertained by a necktie party..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is not the sort of party I would hang around for.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And as the characters in the comic strip Pogo found out , the way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > popular is not to do politics and join a party , its learn parlor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tricks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > join a party.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So, did you meet Darlene in a Parlor House??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes it was a parlor house , that's the house which is near a golf
> > > > > > > > > > > > club
> > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > people discuss all the wonderful players who have made par on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > green
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > the lore surrounding those players.
> > > > > > > > > > > And lore their real scores from their last rounds
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I picked up this beautiful woman I don't know how she's pretty heavy
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > don't know why she agreed to it because I'm 69 years old and ugly as
> > > > > > > > > > sin
> > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > we decided to go to a bar and we were there all night and then
> > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > toward closing time and we had our last round.
> > > > > > > > > At her size and your aget, once round her exhaust you
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I knew this woman that was so bowlegged, when she sat around the house
> > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > really sat around the house.
> > > > > > > And you were so knock kneed that when you sat next to her you spelled OX
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I'm a huge philanthropist, all the poor have to do is to come to my door
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > I have a sign on it that reads "Knock, need anything , I can give it to
> > > > > > you.”
> > > > > All the STD’s at one go.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > there was this car engine additive called STD it's stood for scientifically
> > > > tested dog or something like that and you put it in your engine it would
> > > > cure
> > > > what ails it and just a minute just a minute I've got that wrong it was STP
> > > > for scientifically tested product which I haven't seen around for years
> > > They were rather slippery about their claims
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > And they love seafood, so they are rather slippery about their clams.
> Clam-it change is affecting them too!
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 26 May 2022 17:44 UTC

On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d7cd4a3b-8849-4203-9b41-67fad0629381n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:07:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a21055e6-917f-4496...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:17:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5204662d-d3e5-40d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<84c6db9b-3522-4d0b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:14:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<f3942e45-4917-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:50:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<7d87078f-5c0e-48e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7bd31f4c-8f22-402e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:55:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d7126899-f06c-4f63...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:09:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<20bda6b8-c6b9-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:31:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f6997a12-8e3c-4262...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:40:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77b06c4f-9fa9-43bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:27:01 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c56dac9-ba45-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > refined:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very well heeled.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antics
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and told her to heel herself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > S&M
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > act
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > master kept telling her to "Heel”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And then she was not some 1920’s style vamp...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh no, she did want to play a vamp which is short for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vampire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to extend her range of acting by sucking something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > besides
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She got tired of being a neck-rophiliac
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man went to a party and he saw there were five men in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > row
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attracted to these men , in particular he was attracted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > necks,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went up to each one , one by one and he felt their necks ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > five asked him what's going on here , and he said "well , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > neck-row-philiac” f they were dead, then he could have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claimed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing a neck-ropsy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and if the five were outlaws in the old west and they stole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all would be entertained by a necktie party.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is not the sort of party I would hang around for.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And as the characters in the comic strip Pogo found out , the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > popular is not to do politics and join a party , its learn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > parlor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tricks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > join a party.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, did you meet Darlene in a Parlor House??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes it was a parlor house , that's the house which is near a golf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > club
> > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > people discuss all the wonderful players who have made par on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > green
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the lore surrounding those players.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And lore their real scores from their last rounds
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I picked up this beautiful woman I don't know how she's pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > heavy
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > don't know why she agreed to it because I'm 69 years old and ugly
> > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > sin
> > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > we decided to go to a bar and we were there all night and then
> > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > toward closing time and we had our last round.
> > > > > > > > > > At her size and your aget, once round her exhaust you
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I knew this woman that was so bowlegged, when she sat around the
> > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > really sat around the house.
> > > > > > > > And you were so knock kneed that when you sat next to her you spelled
> > > > > > > > OX
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I'm a huge philanthropist, all the poor have to do is to come to my
> > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > I have a sign on it that reads "Knock, need anything , I can give it to
> > > > > > > you.”
> > > > > > All the STD’s at one go.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > there was this car engine additive called STD it's stood for
> > > > > scientifically
> > > > > tested dog or something like that and you put it in your engine it would
> > > > > cure
> > > > > what ails it and just a minute just a minute I've got that wrong it was
> > > > > STP
> > > > > for scientifically tested product which I haven't seen around for years
> > > > They were rather slippery about their claims
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > And they love seafood, so they are rather slippery about their clams.
> > Clam-it change is affecting them too!
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I was fixing this seafood dish for Darlene and myself and she said it needs
> something Don so I went down to the grocery store and bought some seafood and
> clam-it.


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On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d7cd4a3b-8849-4203...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:07:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a21055e6-917f-4496...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:17:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5204662d-d3e5-40d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<84c6db9b-3522-4d0b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:14:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<f3942e45-4917-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:50:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7d87078f-5c0e-48e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7bd31f4c-8f22-402e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:55:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d7126899-f06c-4f63...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:09:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<20bda6b8-c6b9-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:31:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f6997a12-8e3c-4262...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:40:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77b06c4f-9fa9-43bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:27:01 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c56dac9-ba45-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > refined:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very well heeled.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antics
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and told her to heel herself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > S&M
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > act
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > master kept telling her to "Heel”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And then she was not some 1920’s style vamp...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh no, she did want to play a vamp which is short for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vampire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to extend her range of acting by sucking something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > besides
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She got tired of being a neck-rophiliac
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man went to a party and he saw there were five men in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > row
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attracted to these men , in particular he was attracted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > necks,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went up to each one , one by one and he felt their necks ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > five asked him what's going on here , and he said "well , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > neck-row-philiac” f they were dead, then he could have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claimed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing a neck-ropsy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and if the five were outlaws in the old west and they stole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all would be entertained by a necktie party.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is not the sort of party I would hang around for.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And as the characters in the comic strip Pogo found out , the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > popular is not to do politics and join a party , its learn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > parlor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tricks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > join a party.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, did you meet Darlene in a Parlor House??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes it was a parlor house , that's the house which is near a golf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > club
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > people discuss all the wonderful players who have made par on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > green
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the lore surrounding those players.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And lore their real scores from their last rounds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I picked up this beautiful woman I don't know how she's pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > heavy
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > don't know why she agreed to it because I'm 69 years old and ugly
> > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > sin
> > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > we decided to go to a bar and we were there all night and then
> > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > toward closing time and we had our last round.
> > > > > > > > > > > At her size and your aget, once round her exhaust you
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I knew this woman that was so bowlegged, when she sat around the
> > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > really sat around the house.
> > > > > > > > > And you were so knock kneed that when you sat next to her you spelled
> > > > > > > > > OX
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I'm a huge philanthropist, all the poor have to do is to come to my
> > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > I have a sign on it that reads "Knock, need anything , I can give it to
> > > > > > > > you.”
> > > > > > > All the STD’s at one go.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > there was this car engine additive called STD it's stood for
> > > > > > scientifically
> > > > > > tested dog or something like that and you put it in your engine it would
> > > > > > cure
> > > > > > what ails it and just a minute just a minute I've got that wrong it was
> > > > > > STP
> > > > > > for scientifically tested product which I haven't seen around for years
> > > > > They were rather slippery about their claims
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > And they love seafood, so they are rather slippery about their clams.
> > > Clam-it change is affecting them too!
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I was fixing this seafood dish for Darlene and myself and she said it needs
> > something Don so I went down to the grocery store and bought some seafood and
> > clam-it.
> It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to yourself.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d7cd4a3b-8849-4203...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:07:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a21055e6-917f-4496...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:17:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5204662d-d3e5-40d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<84c6db9b-3522-4d0b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:14:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<f3942e45-4917-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:50:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7d87078f-5c0e-48e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7bd31f4c-8f22-402e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:55:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d7126899-f06c-4f63...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:09:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<20bda6b8-c6b9-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:31:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f6997a12-8e3c-4262...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:40:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77b06c4f-9fa9-43bb....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:27:01 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c56dac9-ba45-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > refined:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very well heeled.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antics
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and told her to heel herself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > S&M
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > act
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > master kept telling her to "Heel”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And then she was not some 1920’s style vamp...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh no, she did want to play a vamp which is short for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vampire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to extend her range of acting by sucking something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > besides
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She got tired of being a neck-rophiliac
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man went to a party and he saw there were five men in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > row
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attracted to these men , in particular he was attracted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > necks,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went up to each one , one by one and he felt their necks ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > five asked him what's going on here , and he said "well , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > neck-row-philiac” f they were dead, then he could have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claimed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing a neck-ropsy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and if the five were outlaws in the old west and they stole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all would be entertained by a necktie party.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is not the sort of party I would hang around for.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And as the characters in the comic strip Pogo found out , the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > popular is not to do politics and join a party , its learn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > parlor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tricks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > join a party.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, did you meet Darlene in a Parlor House??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes it was a parlor house , that's the house which is near a golf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > club
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people discuss all the wonderful players who have made par on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > green
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the lore surrounding those players.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And lore their real scores from their last rounds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I picked up this beautiful woman I don't know how she's pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > heavy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > don't know why she agreed to it because I'm 69 years old and ugly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > we decided to go to a bar and we were there all night and then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > toward closing time and we had our last round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > At her size and your aget, once round her exhaust you
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I knew this woman that was so bowlegged, when she sat around the
> > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > really sat around the house.
> > > > > > > > > > And you were so knock kneed that when you sat next to her you spelled
> > > > > > > > > > OX
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I'm a huge philanthropist, all the poor have to do is to come to my
> > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > I have a sign on it that reads "Knock, need anything , I can give it to
> > > > > > > > > you.”
> > > > > > > > All the STD’s at one go.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > there was this car engine additive called STD it's stood for
> > > > > > > scientifically
> > > > > > > tested dog or something like that and you put it in your engine it would
> > > > > > > cure
> > > > > > > what ails it and just a minute just a minute I've got that wrong it was
> > > > > > > STP
> > > > > > > for scientifically tested product which I haven't seen around for years
> > > > > > They were rather slippery about their claims
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > And they love seafood, so they are rather slippery about their clams.
> > > > Clam-it change is affecting them too!
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I was fixing this seafood dish for Darlene and myself and she said it needs
> > > something Don so I went down to the grocery store and bought some seafood and
> > > clam-it.
> > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to yourself.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> God helps those who kelps themselves.


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 by: Mike - Mon, 30 May 2022 19:53 UTC

On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to yourself.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> > God helps those who kelps themselves.
>
> Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make willingly Willy won't go

Do he gave you the willies.

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 31 May 2022 07:01 UTC

On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to yourself.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> >
> > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make willingly Willy won't go
> Do he gave you the willies.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

From what I understand, although I have no direct personal experience with these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina and so he must've given me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 31 May 2022 09:06 UTC

On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7-a873-be178d03f956n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to yourself.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > >
> > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make willingly Willy won't
> > > go
> > Do he gave you the willies.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> From what I understand, although I have no direct personal experience with
> these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina and so he must've given
> me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.

wil·lies|
ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and discomfort:that room gave him
the willies.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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