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Subject: Re: Somewhat symbolic.
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 13 May 2022 19:02 UTC

On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:30:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0f8bb26d-4978-4019...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:19:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<800cb9a1-ccb0-4261...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:29:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ad1bde8e-ef16-45a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<3af0f432-9c6c-4510...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:49:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<f9618b55-19e7-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<069c5df4-3ae8-4e52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:17:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c288a26-bf19-43ff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c1c80aca-e070-4375...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:28:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1....@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200....@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ag-knowledge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dogs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself "these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would have been born that way..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rescue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now I have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 101
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dalmatians.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have this big record collection , all the great musical
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > artist
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I had to take it over to another building in the rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor flew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should tape your time and prepared for such an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eventuality.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First you should have cassette all up in a box to protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One record got really wet ; water ran across the face of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > left
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eight tracks of water on the record.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs?? He looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > health.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because if I had not checked his final signs and written them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be no record of them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That should have read VINYL --- Spell corrector strikes again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > We grow pecans here at the Stockbauer nut farm and in order to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I made up a bunch of vinyl signs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Stop signs like that, it ruins the rural view.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I wants was signing my autobiography in Victoria mwhen a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > signing my book you know no wait a minute I was signing the book
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was one person that just kept gabbing on and on and discussing my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he was in amazement at how I am an unknown nothing and I finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tired
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of it
> > > > > > > > > > > > I didn't want to hear it anymore from this person so I told him
> > > > > > > > > > > > Stop!
> > > > > > > > > > > > Sign!
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > see, I'm such an insignificant nothing I was trying to get HIS
> > > > > > > > > > > > autograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > Was that autograph on a check for 1 million dollars??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Hah!!!! $1 million . well the check could be made out for $1 million
> > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > only funds itz going to find in the account are $3.52.
> > > > > > > > > After inflation that is about what a million can actually buy these
> > > > > > > > > days
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Darlene told me that even after full inflation I wasn't very satisfying
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > her.
> > > > > > > So you need help to fill that hole in your resume...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes exactly , I need help , that is , right after Darlene has removed all
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > her various sex toys from there.
> > > > > Including your nick-nack??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > The Australian word for face is nack, so when I'm shaving I often nick my
> > > > nack.
> > > You do need to razor level of coordination
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > there was this laugh in sketch and they were making fun of a razor maybe
> > Shick? Arty Johnson comes out with shaving cream on his face he's got like 10
> > places that are just literally running blood and now the company called their
> > razor the spoiler and Arty Johnson says yeah they call this the spoiler look
> > at my face
> That just goes to show you that shaving cream and an electric razor do not
> mix
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 13 May 2022 20:48 UTC

On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b9a3819a-e6c9-4684-bf27-360d3687ffc9n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:30:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<0f8bb26d-4978-4019...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:19:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<800cb9a1-ccb0-4261...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:29:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ad1bde8e-ef16-45a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<3af0f432-9c6c-4510...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:49:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<f9618b55-19e7-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<069c5df4-3ae8-4e52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:17:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c288a26-bf19-43ff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c1c80aca-e070-4375...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:28:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ag-knowledge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dogs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rescue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 101
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dalmatians.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have this big record collection , all the great musical
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > artist
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I had to take it over to another building in the rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor flew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should tape your time and prepared for such an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eventuality.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First you should have cassette all up in a box to protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One record got really wet ; water ran across the face of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > left
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eight tracks of water on the record.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs?? He
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > health.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because if I had not checked his final signs and written them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be no record of them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That should have read VINYL --- Spell corrector strikes again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We grow pecans here at the Stockbauer nut farm and in order to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I made up a bunch of vinyl signs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stop signs like that, it ruins the rural view.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wants was signing my autobiography in Victoria mwhen a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > signing my book you know no wait a minute I was signing the book
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was one person that just kept gabbing on and on and discussing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was in amazement at how I am an unknown nothing and I finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tired
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I didn't want to hear it anymore from this person so I told him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Stop!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Sign!
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > see, I'm such an insignificant nothing I was trying to get HIS
> > > > > > > > > > > > > autograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > Was that autograph on a check for 1 million dollars??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Hah!!!! $1 million . well the check could be made out for $1
> > > > > > > > > > > million
> > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > only funds itz going to find in the account are $3.52.
> > > > > > > > > > After inflation that is about what a million can actually buy these
> > > > > > > > > > days
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Darlene told me that even after full inflation I wasn't very
> > > > > > > > > satisfying
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > her.
> > > > > > > > So you need help to fill that hole in your resume...
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes exactly , I need help , that is , right after Darlene has removed
> > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > her various sex toys from there.
> > > > > > Including your nick-nack??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > The Australian word for face is nack, so when I'm shaving I often nick my
> > > > > nack.
> > > > You do need to razor level of coordination
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > there was this laugh in sketch and they were making fun of a razor maybe
> > > Shick? Arty Johnson comes out with shaving cream on his face he's got like
> > > 10
> > > places that are just literally running blood and now the company called
> > > their
> > > razor the spoiler and Arty Johnson says yeah they call this the spoiler
> > > look
> > > at my face
> > That just goes to show you that shaving cream and an electric razor do not
> > mix
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I have a sad story to tell you.
> It may hurt your feelings a bit.
> Last night when I walked into my bathroom,
> I stepped in a big pile of shh-
>
> Shaving cream, shaving cream,
> Be nice and clean
> Shave every day and you'll always look keen.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 14 May 2022 13:49 UTC

On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:48:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b9a3819a-e6c9-4684...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:30:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0f8bb26d-4978-4019...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:19:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<800cb9a1-ccb0-4261...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:29:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ad1bde8e-ef16-45a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<3af0f432-9c6c-4510...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:49:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f9618b55-19e7-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<069c5df4-3ae8-4e52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:17:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c288a26-bf19-43ff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c1c80aca-e070-4375...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:28:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ag-knowledge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dogs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rescue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 101
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dalmatians.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have this big record collection , all the great musical
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > artist
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I had to take it over to another building in the rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor flew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should tape your time and prepared for such an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eventuality.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First you should have cassette all up in a box to protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One record got really wet ; water ran across the face of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > left
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eight tracks of water on the record..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs?? He
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > health.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because if I had not checked his final signs and written them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be no record of them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That should have read VINYL --- Spell corrector strikes again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We grow pecans here at the Stockbauer nut farm and in order to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I made up a bunch of vinyl signs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stop signs like that, it ruins the rural view..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wants was signing my autobiography in Victoria mwhen a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > signing my book you know no wait a minute I was signing the book
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was one person that just kept gabbing on and on and discussing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was in amazement at how I am an unknown nothing and I finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tired
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I didn't want to hear it anymore from this person so I told him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stop!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sign!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > see, I'm such an insignificant nothing I was trying to get HIS
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > autograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that autograph on a check for 1 million dollars??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Hah!!!! $1 million . well the check could be made out for $1
> > > > > > > > > > > > million
> > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > only funds itz going to find in the account are $3.52.
> > > > > > > > > > > After inflation that is about what a million can actually buy these
> > > > > > > > > > > days
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Darlene told me that even after full inflation I wasn't very
> > > > > > > > > > satisfying
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > her.
> > > > > > > > > So you need help to fill that hole in your resume...
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes exactly , I need help , that is , right after Darlene has removed
> > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > her various sex toys from there.
> > > > > > > Including your nick-nack??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The Australian word for face is nack, so when I'm shaving I often nick my
> > > > > > nack.
> > > > > You do need to razor level of coordination
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > there was this laugh in sketch and they were making fun of a razor maybe
> > > > Shick? Arty Johnson comes out with shaving cream on his face he's got like
> > > > 10
> > > > places that are just literally running blood and now the company called
> > > > their
> > > > razor the spoiler and Arty Johnson says yeah they call this the spoiler
> > > > look
> > > > at my face
> > > That just goes to show you that shaving cream and an electric razor do not
> > > mix
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I have a sad story to tell you.
> > It may hurt your feelings a bit.
> > Last night when I walked into my bathroom,
> > I stepped in a big pile of shh-
> >
> > Shaving cream, shaving cream,
> > Be nice and clean
> > Shave every day and you'll always look keen.
> It does not look like it foam here
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 14 May 2022 13:54 UTC

On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9238edf7-916f-4df8-803e-a9e8005571dcn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:48:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b9a3819a-e6c9-4684...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:30:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<0f8bb26d-4978-4019...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:19:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<800cb9a1-ccb0-4261...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:29:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<ad1bde8e-ef16-45a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<3af0f432-9c6c-4510...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:49:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f9618b55-19e7-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<069c5df4-3ae8-4e52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:17:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c288a26-bf19-43ff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c1c80aca-e070-4375...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:28:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ag-knowledge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dogs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rescue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 101
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dalmatians.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have this big record collection , all the great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > musical
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > artist
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I had to take it over to another building in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should tape your time and prepared for such an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eventuality.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First you should have cassette all up in a box to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One record got really wet ; water ran across the face of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > left
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eight tracks of water on the record.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs?? He
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > health.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because if I had not checked his final signs and written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be no record of them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That should have read VINYL --- Spell corrector strikes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We grow pecans here at the Stockbauer nut farm and in order
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I made up a bunch of vinyl signs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stop signs like that, it ruins the rural view.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wants was signing my autobiography in Victoria mwhen a lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > signing my book you know no wait a minute I was signing the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > book
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was one person that just kept gabbing on and on and discussing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was in amazement at how I am an unknown nothing and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tired
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I didn't want to hear it anymore from this person so I told him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stop!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sign!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see, I'm such an insignificant nothing I was trying to get HIS
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > autograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that autograph on a check for 1 million dollars??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Hah!!!! $1 million . well the check could be made out for $1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > million
> > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > only funds itz going to find in the account are $3.52.
> > > > > > > > > > > > After inflation that is about what a million can actually buy
> > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > days
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Darlene told me that even after full inflation I wasn't very
> > > > > > > > > > > satisfying
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > her.
> > > > > > > > > > So you need help to fill that hole in your resume...
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes exactly , I need help , that is , right after Darlene has removed
> > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > her various sex toys from there.
> > > > > > > > Including your nick-nack??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The Australian word for face is nack, so when I'm shaving I often nick
> > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > nack.
> > > > > > You do need to razor level of coordination
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > there was this laugh in sketch and they were making fun of a razor maybe
> > > > > Shick? Arty Johnson comes out with shaving cream on his face he's got
> > > > > like
> > > > > 10
> > > > > places that are just literally running blood and now the company called
> > > > > their
> > > > > razor the spoiler and Arty Johnson says yeah they call this the spoiler
> > > > > look
> > > > > at my face
> > > > That just goes to show you that shaving cream and an electric razor do not
> > > > mix
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I have a sad story to tell you.
> > > It may hurt your feelings a bit.
> > > Last night when I walked into my bathroom,
> > > I stepped in a big pile of shh-
> > >
> > > Shaving cream, shaving cream,
> > > Be nice and clean
> > > Shave every day and you'll always look keen.
> > It does not look like it foam here
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Then it must be one of those non-foaming shaving creams.


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Subject: Re: Somewhat symbolic.
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 14 May 2022 22:17 UTC

On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 8:54:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9238edf7-916f-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:48:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b9a3819a-e6c9-4684...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:30:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0f8bb26d-4978-4019...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:19:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<800cb9a1-ccb0-4261...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:29:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<ad1bde8e-ef16-45a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3af0f432-9c6c-4510...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:49:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f9618b55-19e7-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<069c5df4-3ae8-4e52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:17:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c288a26-bf19-43ff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c1c80aca-e070-4375...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:28:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine....@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ag-knowledge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dogs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rescue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 101
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dalmatians.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have this big record collection , all the great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > musical
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > artist
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I had to take it over to another building in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should tape your time and prepared for such an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eventuality.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First you should have cassette all up in a box to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One record got really wet ; water ran across the face of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > left
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eight tracks of water on the record.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs?? He
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > health.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because if I had not checked his final signs and written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be no record of them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That should have read VINYL --- Spell corrector strikes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We grow pecans here at the Stockbauer nut farm and in order
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I made up a bunch of vinyl signs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stop signs like that, it ruins the rural view.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wants was signing my autobiography in Victoria mwhen a lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > signing my book you know no wait a minute I was signing the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > book
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was one person that just kept gabbing on and on and discussing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was in amazement at how I am an unknown nothing and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tired
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I didn't want to hear it anymore from this person so I told him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stop!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sign!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see, I'm such an insignificant nothing I was trying to get HIS
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > autograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that autograph on a check for 1 million dollars??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hah!!!! $1 million . well the check could be made out for $1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > million
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > only funds itz going to find in the account are $3.52.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > After inflation that is about what a million can actually buy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > days
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene told me that even after full inflation I wasn't very
> > > > > > > > > > > > satisfying
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > her.
> > > > > > > > > > > So you need help to fill that hole in your resume...
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes exactly , I need help , that is , right after Darlene has removed
> > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > her various sex toys from there.
> > > > > > > > > Including your nick-nack??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The Australian word for face is nack, so when I'm shaving I often nick
> > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > nack.
> > > > > > > You do need to razor level of coordination
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > there was this laugh in sketch and they were making fun of a razor maybe
> > > > > > Shick? Arty Johnson comes out with shaving cream on his face he's got
> > > > > > like
> > > > > > 10
> > > > > > places that are just literally running blood and now the company called
> > > > > > their
> > > > > > razor the spoiler and Arty Johnson says yeah they call this the spoiler
> > > > > > look
> > > > > > at my face
> > > > > That just goes to show you that shaving cream and an electric razor do not
> > > > > mix
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I have a sad story to tell you.
> > > > It may hurt your feelings a bit.
> > > > Last night when I walked into my bathroom,
> > > > I stepped in a big pile of shh-
> > > >
> > > > Shaving cream, shaving cream,
> > > > Be nice and clean
> > > > Shave every day and you'll always look keen.
> > > It does not look like it foam here
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Then it must be one of those non-foaming shaving creams.
> Which had you froth-ing at the mouth.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sun, 15 May 2022 10:47 UTC

On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f4b7a775-7485-4df4-9779-eca3a0993388n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 8:54:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9238edf7-916f-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:48:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b9a3819a-e6c9-4684...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:30:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<0f8bb26d-4978-4019...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:19:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<800cb9a1-ccb0-4261...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:29:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad1bde8e-ef16-45a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3af0f432-9c6c-4510...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:49:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f9618b55-19e7-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<069c5df4-3ae8-4e52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:17:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c288a26-bf19-43ff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c1c80aca-e070-4375...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:28:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ag-knowledge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dogs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rescue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 101
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dalmatians.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have this big record collection , all the great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > musical
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > artist
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I had to take it over to another building in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should tape your time and prepared for such an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eventuality.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First you should have cassette all up in a box to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One record got really wet ; water ran across the face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > left
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eight tracks of water on the record.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs?? He
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > health.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because if I had not checked his final signs and written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be no record of them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That should have read VINYL --- Spell corrector strikes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We grow pecans here at the Stockbauer nut farm and in order
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I made up a bunch of vinyl signs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stop signs like that, it ruins the rural view.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wants was signing my autobiography in Victoria mwhen a lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > signing my book you know no wait a minute I was signing the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > book
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was one person that just kept gabbing on and on and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discussing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was in amazement at how I am an unknown nothing and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tired
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I didn't want to hear it anymore from this person so I told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stop!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sign!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see, I'm such an insignificant nothing I was trying to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > HIS
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > autograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that autograph on a check for 1 million dollars??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hah!!!! $1 million . well the check could be made out for $1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > million
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only funds itz going to find in the account are $3.52.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > After inflation that is about what a million can actually buy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > days
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene told me that even after full inflation I wasn't very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > satisfying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > her.
> > > > > > > > > > > > So you need help to fill that hole in your resume...
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes exactly , I need help , that is , right after Darlene has
> > > > > > > > > > > removed
> > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > her various sex toys from there.
> > > > > > > > > > Including your nick-nack??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The Australian word for face is nack, so when I'm shaving I often
> > > > > > > > > nick
> > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > nack.
> > > > > > > > You do need to razor level of coordination
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > there was this laugh in sketch and they were making fun of a razor
> > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > Shick? Arty Johnson comes out with shaving cream on his face he's got
> > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > places that are just literally running blood and now the company called
> > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > razor the spoiler and Arty Johnson says yeah they call this the spoiler
> > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > at my face
> > > > > > That just goes to show you that shaving cream and an electric razor do
> > > > > > not
> > > > > > mix
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I have a sad story to tell you.
> > > > > It may hurt your feelings a bit.
> > > > > Last night when I walked into my bathroom,
> > > > > I stepped in a big pile of shh-
> > > > >
> > > > > Shaving cream, shaving cream,
> > > > > Be nice and clean
> > > > > Shave every day and you'll always look keen.
> > > > It does not look like it foam here
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Then it must be one of those non-foaming shaving creams.
> > Which had you froth-ing at the mouth.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> The best part that I like about a cake is the frothing.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 15 May 2022 20:28 UTC

On Sunday, May 15, 2022 at 5:47:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f4b7a775-7485-4df4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 8:54:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9238edf7-916f-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:48:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b9a3819a-e6c9-4684...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:30:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<0f8bb26d-4978-4019...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:19:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<800cb9a1-ccb0-4261...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:29:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad1bde8e-ef16-45a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3af0f432-9c6c-4510...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:49:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f9618b55-19e7-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<069c5df4-3ae8-4e52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:17:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c288a26-bf19-43ff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c1c80aca-e070-4375...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:28:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:0001HW..28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ag-knowledge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dogs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rescue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 101
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dalmatians.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have this big record collection , all the great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > musical
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > artist
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I had to take it over to another building in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should tape your time and prepared for such an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eventuality.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First you should have cassette all up in a box to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One record got really wet ; water ran across the face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > left
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eight tracks of water on the record.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs?? He
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > health.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because if I had not checked his final signs and written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be no record of them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That should have read VINYL --- Spell corrector strikes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We grow pecans here at the Stockbauer nut farm and in order
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I made up a bunch of vinyl signs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stop signs like that, it ruins the rural view.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wants was signing my autobiography in Victoria mwhen a lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > signing my book you know no wait a minute I was signing the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > book
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was one person that just kept gabbing on and on and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discussing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was in amazement at how I am an unknown nothing and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tired
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I didn't want to hear it anymore from this person so I told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stop!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sign!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see, I'm such an insignificant nothing I was trying to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > HIS
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > autograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that autograph on a check for 1 million dollars??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hah!!!! $1 million . well the check could be made out for $1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > million
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only funds itz going to find in the account are $3.52.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After inflation that is about what a million can actually buy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene told me that even after full inflation I wasn't very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > satisfying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > her.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So you need help to fill that hole in your resume....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes exactly , I need help , that is , right after Darlene has
> > > > > > > > > > > > removed
> > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > her various sex toys from there.
> > > > > > > > > > > Including your nick-nack??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The Australian word for face is nack, so when I'm shaving I often
> > > > > > > > > > nick
> > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > nack.
> > > > > > > > > You do need to razor level of coordination
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > there was this laugh in sketch and they were making fun of a razor
> > > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > > Shick? Arty Johnson comes out with shaving cream on his face he's got
> > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > places that are just literally running blood and now the company called
> > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > razor the spoiler and Arty Johnson says yeah they call this the spoiler
> > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > at my face
> > > > > > > That just goes to show you that shaving cream and an electric razor do
> > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > mix
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I have a sad story to tell you.
> > > > > > It may hurt your feelings a bit.
> > > > > > Last night when I walked into my bathroom,
> > > > > > I stepped in a big pile of shh-
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Shaving cream, shaving cream,
> > > > > > Be nice and clean
> > > > > > Shave every day and you'll always look keen.
> > > > > It does not look like it foam here
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Then it must be one of those non-foaming shaving creams.
> > > Which had you froth-ing at the mouth.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > The best part that I like about a cake is the frothing.
> Np matter how you cut it, you are NOT a cut above the rest.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 16 May 2022 10:51 UTC

On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640-a0b6-10193da00864n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, May 15, 2022 at 5:47:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f4b7a775-7485-4df4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 8:54:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9238edf7-916f-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:48:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b9a3819a-e6c9-4684...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:30:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<0f8bb26d-4978-4019...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:19:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<800cb9a1-ccb0-4261...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:29:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad1bde8e-ef16-45a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3af0f432-9c6c-4510...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:49:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f9618b55-19e7-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<069c5df4-3ae8-4e52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:17:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c288a26-bf19-43ff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:16 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c1c80aca-e070-4375...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:28:02 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ag-knowledge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dogs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rescue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 101
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dalmatians.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have this big record collection , all the great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > musical
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > artist
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I had to take it over to another building in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > endeavor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should tape your time and prepared for such an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eventuality.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First you should have cassette all up in a box to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One record got really wet ; water ran across the face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > left
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eight tracks of water on the record.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > health.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because if I had not checked his final signs and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be no record of them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That should have read VINYL --- Spell corrector strikes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We grow pecans here at the Stockbauer nut farm and in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I made up a bunch of vinyl signs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stop signs like that, it ruins the rural view.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wants was signing my autobiography in Victoria mwhen a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > signing my book you know no wait a minute I was signing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > book
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was one person that just kept gabbing on and on and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discussing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was in amazement at how I am an unknown nothing and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tired
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I didn't want to hear it anymore from this person so I told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stop!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sign!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see, I'm such an insignificant nothing I was trying to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > HIS
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > autograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that autograph on a check for 1 million dollars??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hah!!!! $1 million . well the check could be made out for $1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > million
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only funds itz going to find in the account are $3.52.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After inflation that is about what a million can actually buy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene told me that even after full inflation I wasn't very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > satisfying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you need help to fill that hole in your resume...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes exactly , I need help , that is , right after Darlene has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > removed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > her various sex toys from there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Including your nick-nack??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > The Australian word for face is nack, so when I'm shaving I often
> > > > > > > > > > > nick
> > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > nack.
> > > > > > > > > > You do need to razor level of coordination
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > there was this laugh in sketch and they were making fun of a razor
> > > > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > > > Shick? Arty Johnson comes out with shaving cream on his face he's got
> > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > places that are just literally running blood and now the company
> > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > razor the spoiler and Arty Johnson says yeah they call this the
> > > > > > > > > spoiler
> > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > at my face
> > > > > > > > That just goes to show you that shaving cream and an electric razor do
> > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > mix
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I have a sad story to tell you.
> > > > > > > It may hurt your feelings a bit.
> > > > > > > Last night when I walked into my bathroom,
> > > > > > > I stepped in a big pile of shh-
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Shaving cream, shaving cream,
> > > > > > > Be nice and clean
> > > > > > > Shave every day and you'll always look keen.
> > > > > > It does not look like it foam here
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Then it must be one of those non-foaming shaving creams.
> > > > Which had you froth-ing at the mouth.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > The best part that I like about a cake is the frothing.
> > Np matter how you cut it, you are NOT a cut above the rest.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> so you have to give two boys the task of cutting their cake into two pieces
> so that they'll cut fairly so they'll have their cake and Edith, too. What do
> you tell them to do?
>
> one cuts and the other chooses.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 16 May 2022 13:41 UTC

mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, May 15, 2022 at 5:47:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f4b7a775-7485-4df4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 8:54:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9238edf7-916f-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:48:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b9a3819a-e6c9-4684...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:30:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<0f8bb26d-4978-4019...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:19:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<800cb9a1-ccb0-4261...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:29:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad1bde8e-ef16-45a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3af0f432-9c6c-4510...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:49:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f9618b55-19e7-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<069c5df4-3ae8-4e52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:17:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c288a26-bf19-43ff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:16 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c1c80aca-e070-4375...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:28:02 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ag-knowledge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dogs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rescue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 101
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dalmatians.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have this big record collection , all the great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > musical
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > artist
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I had to take it over to another building in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > endeavor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should tape your time and prepared for such an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eventuality.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First you should have cassette all up in a box to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One record got really wet ; water ran across the face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > left
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eight tracks of water on the record.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > health.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because if I had not checked his final signs and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be no record of them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That should have read VINYL --- Spell corrector strikes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We grow pecans here at the Stockbauer nut farm and in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I made up a bunch of vinyl signs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stop signs like that, it ruins the rural view.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wants was signing my autobiography in Victoria mwhen a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > signing my book you know no wait a minute I was signing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > book
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was one person that just kept gabbing on and on and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discussing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was in amazement at how I am an unknown nothing and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tired
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I didn't want to hear it anymore from this person so I told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stop!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sign!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see, I'm such an insignificant nothing I was trying to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > HIS
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > autograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that autograph on a check for 1 million dollars??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hah!!!! $1 million . well the check could be made out for $1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > million
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only funds itz going to find in the account are $3.52.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After inflation that is about what a million can actually buy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene told me that even after full inflation I wasn't very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > satisfying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you need help to fill that hole in your resume...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes exactly , I need help , that is , right after Darlene has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > removed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > her various sex toys from there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Including your nick-nack??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > The Australian word for face is nack, so when I'm shaving I often
> > > > > > > > > > > > nick
> > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > nack.
> > > > > > > > > > > You do need to razor level of coordination
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > there was this laugh in sketch and they were making fun of a razor
> > > > > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > > > > Shick? Arty Johnson comes out with shaving cream on his face he's got
> > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > places that are just literally running blood and now the company
> > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > razor the spoiler and Arty Johnson says yeah they call this the
> > > > > > > > > > spoiler
> > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > at my face
> > > > > > > > > That just goes to show you that shaving cream and an electric razor do
> > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > mix
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I have a sad story to tell you.
> > > > > > > > It may hurt your feelings a bit.
> > > > > > > > Last night when I walked into my bathroom,
> > > > > > > > I stepped in a big pile of shh-
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Shaving cream, shaving cream,
> > > > > > > > Be nice and clean
> > > > > > > > Shave every day and you'll always look keen.
> > > > > > > It does not look like it foam here
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Then it must be one of those non-foaming shaving creams.
> > > > > Which had you froth-ing at the mouth.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > The best part that I like about a cake is the frothing.
> > > Np matter how you cut it, you are NOT a cut above the rest.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > so you have to give two boys the task of cutting their cake into two pieces
> > so that they'll cut fairly so they'll have their cake and Edith, too. What do
> > you tell them to do?
> >
> > one cuts and the other chooses.
> Very incise-ice of you
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e-8b17-ad971020c2fen@googlegroups.com>):

> mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > Very incise-ice of you
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me how big my feet are, I
> told her "well , I think I'll have to have something in size 10.”

Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for something in size
10 and got her???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 16 May 2022 22:23 UTC

On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me how big my feet are, I
> > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something in size 10.”
>
> Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for something in size
> 10 and got her???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many times but I'll repeat it again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy little gas station they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was "Darlene takes the toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream fantasy woman and the rest is her story

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 by: Mike - Tue, 17 May 2022 05:25 UTC

On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba-a5d7-33e11f21b4d6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me how big my feet are, I
> > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something in size 10.”
> >
> > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for something in size
> > 10 and got her???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many times but I'll repeat it
> again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy little gas station
> they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was "Darlene takes the
> toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream fantasy woman and the
> rest is her story

Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 17 May 2022 12:24 UTC

On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:25:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me how big my feet are, I
> > > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something in size 10.”
> > >
> > > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for something in size
> > > 10 and got her???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many times but I'll repeat it
> > again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy little gas station
> > they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was "Darlene takes the
> > toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream fantasy woman and the
> > rest is her story
> Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

yes Darlene does everyone and I don't mind because I am a sexually liberated old man but I do wear 10 condoms on top of each other when getting within 10 feet of her and then Debbie does do Dallas and then she moves on to Fort Worth , Amarillo , Victoria ,
El Paso , Los Angeles , New York , Nome, Paris, Alpha Centauri.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 17 May 2022 13:41 UTC

On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4a57cc76-b335-4f77-854d-9ef2b86ae14en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:25:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me how big my feet are,
> > > > > I
> > > > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something in size 10.”
> > > >
> > > > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for something in size
> > > > 10 and got her???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many times but I'll repeat
> > > it
> > > again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy little gas station
> > > they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was "Darlene takes the
> > > toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream fantasy woman and the
> > > rest is her story
> > Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> yes Darlene does everyone and I don't mind because I am a sexually liberated
> old man but I do wear 10 condoms on top of each other when getting within 10
> feet of her and then Debbie does do Dallas and then she moves on to Fort
> Worth , Amarillo , Victoria ,
> El Paso , Los Angeles , New York , Nome, Paris, Alpha Centauri.

That far away, you an sheath your blade

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
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Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 17 May 2022 22:05 UTC

On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:42:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4a57cc76-b335-4f77...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:25:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me how big my feet are,
> > > > > > I
> > > > > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something in size 10..”
> > > > >
> > > > > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for something in size
> > > > > 10 and got her???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many times but I'll repeat
> > > > it
> > > > again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy little gas station
> > > > they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was "Darlene takes the
> > > > toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream fantasy woman and the
> > > > rest is her story
> > > Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > yes Darlene does everyone and I don't mind because I am a sexually liberated
> > old man but I do wear 10 condoms on top of each other when getting within 10
> > feet of her and then Debbie does do Dallas and then she moves on to Fort
> > Worth , Amarillo , Victoria ,
> > El Paso , Los Angeles , New York , Nome, Paris, Alpha Centauri.
> That far away, you an sheath your blade
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Do you know what the Latin word for "sheathe" is?

It's vagina.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 18 May 2022 14:30 UTC

On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ad17cdb3-d1f0-405b-ae82-69c121aa3accn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:42:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4a57cc76-b335-4f77...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:25:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me how big my feet
> > > > > > > are,
> > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something in size 10.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for something in size
> > > > > > 10 and got her???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many times but I'll
> > > > > repeat
> > > > > it
> > > > > again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy little gas station
> > > > > they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was "Darlene takes the
> > > > > toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream fantasy woman and
> > > > > the
> > > > > rest is her story
> > > > Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > yes Darlene does everyone and I don't mind because I am a sexually
> > > liberated
> > > old man but I do wear 10 condoms on top of each other when getting within
> > > 10
> > > feet of her and then Debbie does do Dallas and then she moves on to Fort
> > > Worth , Amarillo , Victoria ,
> > > El Paso , Los Angeles , New York , Nome, Paris, Alpha Centauri.
> > That far away, you an sheath your blade
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Do you know what the Latin word for "sheathe" is?
>
> It's vagina.

Why should I be latin you change topics like this??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:30:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ad17cdb3-d1f0-405b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:42:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4a57cc76-b335-4f77...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:25:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me how big my feet
> > > > > > > > are,
> > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something in size 10.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for something in size
> > > > > > > 10 and got her???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many times but I'll
> > > > > > repeat
> > > > > > it
> > > > > > again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy little gas station
> > > > > > they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was "Darlene takes the
> > > > > > toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream fantasy woman and
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > rest is her story
> > > > > Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > yes Darlene does everyone and I don't mind because I am a sexually
> > > > liberated
> > > > old man but I do wear 10 condoms on top of each other when getting within
> > > > 10
> > > > feet of her and then Debbie does do Dallas and then she moves on to Fort
> > > > Worth , Amarillo , Victoria ,
> > > > El Paso , Los Angeles , New York , Nome, Paris, Alpha Centauri.
> > > That far away, you an sheath your blade
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Do you know what the Latin word for "sheathe" is?
> >
> > It's vagina.
> Why should I be latin you change topics like this??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Because you're a Latin from Manhattan and Latin's from Manhattan are quite liberal about letting their conversational opponent change the subject.

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On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2fbe8334-336e-4fa5-8461-68dd5dcb7cf2n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:30:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ad17cdb3-d1f0-405b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:42:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4a57cc76-b335-4f77...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:25:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me how big my feet
> > > > > > > > > are,
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something in size 10.”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for something in size
> > > > > > > > 10 and got her???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many times but I'll
> > > > > > > repeat
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy little gas
> > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was "Darlene takes
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream fantasy woman and
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > rest is her story
> > > > > > Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > yes Darlene does everyone and I don't mind because I am a sexually
> > > > > liberated
> > > > > old man but I do wear 10 condoms on top of each other when getting within
> > > > > 10
> > > > > feet of her and then Debbie does do Dallas and then she moves on to Fort
> > > > > Worth , Amarillo , Victoria ,
> > > > > El Paso , Los Angeles , New York , Nome, Paris, Alpha Centauri.
> > > > That far away, you an sheath your blade
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Do you know what the Latin word for "sheathe" is?
> > >
> > > It's vagina.
> > Why should I be latin you change topics like this??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Because you're a Latin from Manhattan and Latin's from Manhattan are quite
> liberal about letting their conversational opponent change the subject.

If you were a real man, hat in hand and going outside, I might oblige you.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 20 May 2022 07:27 UTC

On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2fbe8334-336e-4fa5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:30:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ad17cdb3-d1f0-405b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:42:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4a57cc76-b335-4f77...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:25:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me how big my feet
> > > > > > > > > > are,
> > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something in size 10.”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for something in size
> > > > > > > > > 10 and got her???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many times but I'll
> > > > > > > > repeat
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy little gas
> > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was "Darlene takes
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream fantasy woman and
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > rest is her story
> > > > > > > Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > yes Darlene does everyone and I don't mind because I am a sexually
> > > > > > liberated
> > > > > > old man but I do wear 10 condoms on top of each other when getting within
> > > > > > 10
> > > > > > feet of her and then Debbie does do Dallas and then she moves on to Fort
> > > > > > Worth , Amarillo , Victoria ,
> > > > > > El Paso , Los Angeles , New York , Nome, Paris, Alpha Centauri.
> > > > > That far away, you an sheath your blade
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Do you know what the Latin word for "sheathe" is?
> > > >
> > > > It's vagina.
> > > Why should I be latin you change topics like this??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Because you're a Latin from Manhattan and Latin's from Manhattan are quite
> > liberal about letting their conversational opponent change the subject.
> If you were a real man, hat in hand and going outside, I might oblige you..
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I am a real man , a fisherman ,I use a rod and reel ,so there.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 20 May 2022 08:53 UTC

On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6fb0cd27-ed76-4ea5-b309-5e5af1fa6335n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<2fbe8334-336e-4fa5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:30:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ad17cdb3-d1f0-405b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:42:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4a57cc76-b335-4f77...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:25:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me how big my feet
> > > > > > > > > > > are,
> > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something in size 10.”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for something in size
> > > > > > > > > > 10 and got her???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many times but I'll
> > > > > > > > > repeat
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy little gas
> > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was "Darlene takes
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream fantasy woman
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > rest is her story
> > > > > > > > Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > yes Darlene does everyone and I don't mind because I am a sexually
> > > > > > > liberated
> > > > > > > old man but I do wear 10 condoms on top of each other when getting
> > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > feet of her and then Debbie does do Dallas and then she moves on to
> > > > > > > Fort
> > > > > > > Worth , Amarillo , Victoria ,
> > > > > > > El Paso , Los Angeles , New York , Nome, Paris, Alpha Centauri.
> > > > > > That far away, you an sheath your blade
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Do you know what the Latin word for "sheathe" is?
> > > > >
> > > > > It's vagina.
> > > > Why should I be latin you change topics like this??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Because you're a Latin from Manhattan and Latin's from Manhattan are quite
> > > liberal about letting their conversational opponent change the subject.
> > If you were a real man, hat in hand and going outside, I might oblige you.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I am a real man , a fisherman ,I use a rod and reel ,so there.

But can you deliver -- like a mail man??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 21 May 2022 04:38 UTC

On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:53:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6fb0cd27-ed76-4ea5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<2fbe8334-336e-4fa5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:30:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ad17cdb3-d1f0-405b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:42:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4a57cc76-b335-4f77...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:25:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me how big my feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > are,
> > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something in size 10.”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for something in size
> > > > > > > > > > > 10 and got her???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many times but I'll
> > > > > > > > > > repeat
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy little gas
> > > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > > they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was "Darlene takes
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream fantasy woman
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > rest is her story
> > > > > > > > > Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > yes Darlene does everyone and I don't mind because I am a sexually
> > > > > > > > liberated
> > > > > > > > old man but I do wear 10 condoms on top of each other when getting
> > > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > feet of her and then Debbie does do Dallas and then she moves on to
> > > > > > > > Fort
> > > > > > > > Worth , Amarillo , Victoria ,
> > > > > > > > El Paso , Los Angeles , New York , Nome, Paris, Alpha Centauri.
> > > > > > > That far away, you an sheath your blade
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Do you know what the Latin word for "sheathe" is?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > It's vagina.
> > > > > Why should I be latin you change topics like this??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Because you're a Latin from Manhattan and Latin's from Manhattan are quite
> > > > liberal about letting their conversational opponent change the subject.
> > > If you were a real man, hat in hand and going outside, I might oblige you.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I am a real man , a fisherman ,I use a rod and reel ,so there.
> But can you deliver -- like a mail man??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

yes I can deliver Darlene was pregnant with our first child and she went into labor we're driving to the hospital the baby was coming too soon for the delivery room so I had to deliver the baby right there on the side of the road a gooey bloody disgusting mess which will have to live out its miserable life in this god-awful civilization we've created.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 21 May 2022 08:55 UTC

On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<12bdbee5-de68-4636-9c00-e7c7148d0f3en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:53:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<6fb0cd27-ed76-4ea5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<2fbe8334-336e-4fa5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:30:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ad17cdb3-d1f0-405b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:42:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4a57cc76-b335-4f77...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:25:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me how big my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > are,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something in size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 10.”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for something in
> > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > 10 and got her???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many times but I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > repeat
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy little gas
> > > > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > > > they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was "Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > takes
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream fantasy woman
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > rest is her story
> > > > > > > > > > Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > yes Darlene does everyone and I don't mind because I am a sexually
> > > > > > > > > liberated
> > > > > > > > > old man but I do wear 10 condoms on top of each other when getting
> > > > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > feet of her and then Debbie does do Dallas and then she moves on to
> > > > > > > > > Fort
> > > > > > > > > Worth , Amarillo , Victoria ,
> > > > > > > > > El Paso , Los Angeles , New York , Nome, Paris, Alpha Centauri.
> > > > > > > > That far away, you an sheath your blade
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Do you know what the Latin word for "sheathe" is?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > It's vagina.
> > > > > > Why should I be latin you change topics like this??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Because you're a Latin from Manhattan and Latin's from Manhattan are
> > > > > quite
> > > > > liberal about letting their conversational opponent change the subject.
> > > > If you were a real man, hat in hand and going outside, I might oblige you.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I am a real man , a fisherman ,I use a rod and reel ,so there.
> > But can you deliver -- like a mail man??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> yes I can deliver Darlene was pregnant with our first child and she went into
> labor we're driving to the hospital the baby was coming too soon for the
> delivery room so I had to deliver the baby right there on the side of the
> road a gooey bloody disgusting mess which will have to live out its miserable
> life in this god-awful civilization we've created.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 21 May 2022 14:46 UTC

On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:55:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<12bdbee5-de68-4636...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:53:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6fb0cd27-ed76-4ea5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<2fbe8334-336e-4fa5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:30:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ad17cdb3-d1f0-405b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:42:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4a57cc76-b335-4f77...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:25:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me how big my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > are,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something in size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for something in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 10 and got her???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many times but I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > repeat
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy little gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > > > > they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was "Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > takes
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream fantasy woman
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > rest is her story
> > > > > > > > > > > Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > yes Darlene does everyone and I don't mind because I am a sexually
> > > > > > > > > > liberated
> > > > > > > > > > old man but I do wear 10 condoms on top of each other when getting
> > > > > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > feet of her and then Debbie does do Dallas and then she moves on to
> > > > > > > > > > Fort
> > > > > > > > > > Worth , Amarillo , Victoria ,
> > > > > > > > > > El Paso , Los Angeles , New York , Nome, Paris, Alpha Centauri.
> > > > > > > > > That far away, you an sheath your blade
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Do you know what the Latin word for "sheathe" is?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > It's vagina.
> > > > > > > Why should I be latin you change topics like this??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Because you're a Latin from Manhattan and Latin's from Manhattan are
> > > > > > quite
> > > > > > liberal about letting their conversational opponent change the subject.
> > > > > If you were a real man, hat in hand and going outside, I might oblige you.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I am a real man , a fisherman ,I use a rod and reel ,so there.
> > > But can you deliver -- like a mail man??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > yes I can deliver Darlene was pregnant with our first child and she went into
> > labor we're driving to the hospital the baby was coming too soon for the
> > delivery room so I had to deliver the baby right there on the side of the
> > road a gooey bloody disgusting mess which will have to live out its miserable
> > life in this god-awful civilization we've created.
> As Tonto said to the Lone Ranger “What you mean WE white man?"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 21 May 2022 20:47 UTC

On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fadd1255-f890-4830-a783-2cad6d174946n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:55:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<12bdbee5-de68-4636...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:53:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<6fb0cd27-ed76-4ea5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<2fbe8334-336e-4fa5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:30:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<ad17cdb3-d1f0-405b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:42:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a57cc76-b335-4f77...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:25:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me how big my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something in size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for something in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10 and got her???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many times but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy little gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was "Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > takes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream fantasy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > woman
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > rest is her story
> > > > > > > > > > > > Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > yes Darlene does everyone and I don't mind because I am a sexually
> > > > > > > > > > > liberated
> > > > > > > > > > > old man but I do wear 10 condoms on top of each other when getting
> > > > > > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > feet of her and then Debbie does do Dallas and then she moves on to
> > > > > > > > > > > Fort
> > > > > > > > > > > Worth , Amarillo , Victoria ,
> > > > > > > > > > > El Paso , Los Angeles , New York , Nome, Paris, Alpha Centauri.
> > > > > > > > > > That far away, you an sheath your blade
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Do you know what the Latin word for "sheathe" is?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > It's vagina.
> > > > > > > > Why should I be latin you change topics like this??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Because you're a Latin from Manhattan and Latin's from Manhattan are
> > > > > > > quite
> > > > > > > liberal about letting their conversational opponent change the subject.
> > > > > > If you were a real man, hat in hand and going outside, I might oblige
> > > > > > you.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I am a real man , a fisherman ,I use a rod and reel ,so there.
> > > > But can you deliver -- like a mail man??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > yes I can deliver Darlene was pregnant with our first child and she went
> > > into
> > > labor we're driving to the hospital the baby was coming too soon for the
> > > delivery room so I had to deliver the baby right there on the side of the
> > > road a gooey bloody disgusting mess which will have to live out its
> > > miserable
> > > life in this god-awful civilization we've created.
> > As Tonto said to the Lone Ranger “What you mean WE white man?"
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Wasn't it the case that Tonto went to Toronto for Esperano and pronto?
>
> Also wasn't it the case that Claude Cooper copped my copper clappers and that
> I got so mad I clobbered him?


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 23 May 2022 07:02 UTC

On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:47:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fadd1255-f890-4830...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:55:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<12bdbee5-de68-4636...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:53:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<6fb0cd27-ed76-4ea5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<2fbe8334-336e-4fa5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:30:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<ad17cdb3-d1f0-405b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:42:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a57cc76-b335-4f77...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:25:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me how big my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something in size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for something in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10 and got her???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many times but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy little gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was "Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > takes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream fantasy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > rest is her story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > yes Darlene does everyone and I don't mind because I am a sexually
> > > > > > > > > > > > liberated
> > > > > > > > > > > > old man but I do wear 10 condoms on top of each other when getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > feet of her and then Debbie does do Dallas and then she moves on to
> > > > > > > > > > > > Fort
> > > > > > > > > > > > Worth , Amarillo , Victoria ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > El Paso , Los Angeles , New York , Nome, Paris, Alpha Centauri.
> > > > > > > > > > > That far away, you an sheath your blade
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Do you know what the Latin word for "sheathe" is?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > It's vagina.
> > > > > > > > > Why should I be latin you change topics like this??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Because you're a Latin from Manhattan and Latin's from Manhattan are
> > > > > > > > quite
> > > > > > > > liberal about letting their conversational opponent change the subject.
> > > > > > > If you were a real man, hat in hand and going outside, I might oblige
> > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I am a real man , a fisherman ,I use a rod and reel ,so there.
> > > > > But can you deliver -- like a mail man??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > yes I can deliver Darlene was pregnant with our first child and she went
> > > > into
> > > > labor we're driving to the hospital the baby was coming too soon for the
> > > > delivery room so I had to deliver the baby right there on the side of the
> > > > road a gooey bloody disgusting mess which will have to live out its
> > > > miserable
> > > > life in this god-awful civilization we've created.
> > > As Tonto said to the Lone Ranger “What you mean WE white man?"
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Wasn't it the case that Tonto went to Toronto for Esperano and pronto?
> >
> > Also wasn't it the case that Claude Cooper copped my copper clappers and that
> > I got so mad I clobbered him?
> We need to put you in the lie detector
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjmAd8PKOCw
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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