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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 17 May 2022 12:17 UTC

On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their ability
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez you to stop it.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a baby yet.
> You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual intercourse with Darlene Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable but possible me being 96 and her being 17 .

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 by: Mike - Tue, 17 May 2022 13:39 UTC

On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7-9c8e-a74bf8eeac0fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their ability
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez you to stop it.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a baby yet.
> > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual intercourse with Darlene
> Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable but possible me being
> 96 and her being 17 .

Perhaps you should forget the session of your english teacher
and end a senescence with a proposition.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 17 May 2022 22:43 UTC

On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their ability
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez you to stop it.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a baby yet.
> > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual intercourse with Darlene
> > Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable but possible me being
> > 96 and her being 17 .
> Perhaps you should forget the session of your english teacher
> and end a senescence with a proposition.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he was speaking with a Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men when they need their sexual tension relieved go to?"
The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a sentence with a preposition ."
So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they need their sexual tension relieved go to, asshole."

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 by: Mike - Wed, 18 May 2022 14:32 UTC

On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991-a543-c09fb54cb9ddn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their ability
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez you to stop it.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a baby yet.
> > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual intercourse with Darlene
> > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable but possible me
> > > being
> > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english teacher
> > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he was speaking with a
> Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men when they need their
> sexual tension relieved go to?"
> The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a sentence with a
> preposition ."
> So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they need their sexual
> tension relieved go to, asshole.”
So now you are feeling any because you are not getting any!!

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 18 May 2022 18:17 UTC

On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their ability
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez you to stop it.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a baby yet.
> > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual intercourse with Darlene
> > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable but possible me
> > > > being
> > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english teacher
> > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he was speaking with a
> > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men when they need their
> > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a sentence with a
> > preposition ."
> > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they need their sexual
> > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> So now you are feeling any because you are not getting any!!
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti , women's breasts, hot asphalt or grape marmalade.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 19 May 2022 10:08 UTC

On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209-815c-33b73d41414en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their ability
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez you to stop
> > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a baby yet.
> > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual intercourse with Darlene
> > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable but possible me
> > > > > being
> > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english teacher
> > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he was speaking with a
> > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men when they need their
> > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a sentence with a
> > > preposition ."
> > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they need their sexual
> > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting any!!
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti , women's breasts, hot asphalt
> or grape marmalade.

You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 20 May 2022 07:35 UTC

On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their ability
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez you to stop
> > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a baby yet.
> > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual intercourse with Darlene
> > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable but possible me
> > > > > > being
> > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english teacher
> > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he was speaking with a
> > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men when they need their
> > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a sentence with a
> > > > preposition ."
> > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they need their sexual
> > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting any!!
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti , women's breasts, hot asphalt
> > or grape marmalade.
> You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards "do not spend fondo mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass teleportation device."

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 by: Mike - Fri, 20 May 2022 08:57 UTC

On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be-ab6e-222534dacaacn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez you to stop
> > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a baby yet.
> > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual intercourse with Darlene
> > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable but possible me
> > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english teacher
> > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he was speaking with a
> > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men when they need
> > > > > their
> > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a sentence with a
> > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they need their sexual
> > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting any!!
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti , women's breasts, hot
> > > asphalt
> > > or grape marmalade.
> > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards "do not spend fondo
> mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass teleportation device.”
But being “hip” is no longer considered being “with it” these days.
It is not even Retro...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez you to stop
> > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a baby yet.
> > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual intercourse with Darlene
> > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable but possible me
> > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english teacher
> > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he was speaking with a
> > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men when they need
> > > > > > their
> > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a sentence with a
> > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they need their sexual
> > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting any!!
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti , women's breasts, hot
> > > > asphalt
> > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards "do not spend fondo
> > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass teleportation device.”
> But being “hip” is no longer considered being “with it” these days.
> It is not even Retro...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in vogue , fashionable and so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue, fashionable .
So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 21 May 2022 08:53 UTC

On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521-ab2c-10c4761bfe44n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez you to
> > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a baby yet.
> > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual intercourse with Darlene
> > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable but possible
> > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english teacher
> > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he was speaking
> > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men when they need
> > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a sentence with a
> > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they need their
> > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting any!!
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti , women's breasts, hot
> > > > > asphalt
> > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards "do not spend fondo
> > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass teleportation device.”
> > But being “hip” is no longer considered being “with it” these days.
> > It is not even Retro...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in vogue , fashionable and
> so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue, fashionable .
> So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.

A Fete worse than death???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez you to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a baby yet.
> > > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual intercourse with Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable but possible
> > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english teacher
> > > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he was speaking
> > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men when they need
> > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a sentence with a
> > > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they need their
> > > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting any!!
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti , women's breasts, hot
> > > > > > asphalt
> > > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards "do not spend fondo
> > > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass teleportation device.”
> > > But being “hip” is no longer considered being “with it” these days.
> > > It is not even Retro...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in vogue , fashionable and
> > so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue, fashionable .
> > So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.
> A Fete worse than death???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 21 May 2022 20:52 UTC

On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4d6b12b2-8b10-457d-9551-32bb28684e61n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez you to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a baby yet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual intercourse with
> > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable but
> > > > > > > > > > > possible
> > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english teacher
> > > > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he was speaking
> > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men when they need
> > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a sentence with a
> > > > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they need their
> > > > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting any!!
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti , women's breasts, hot
> > > > > > > asphalt
> > > > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards "do not spend fondo
> > > > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass teleportation
> > > > > device.”
> > > > But being “hip” is no longer considered being “with it” these
> > > > days.
> > > > It is not even Retro...
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in vogue , fashionable and
> > > so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue, fashionable .
> > > So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.
> > A Fete worse than death???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> well I was working at my job at Johnson space Center at clear Lake City and I
> actually saved five astronauts which was so glorious that the media decided
> to suppress it from general public knowledge . Eugene Kranz personally gave
> me an award at a private ceremony which nobody but us two knew about and he
> told me this feat will go unparalleled in NASA history.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 23 May 2022 06:44 UTC

On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4d6b12b2-8b10-457d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez you to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a baby yet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual intercourse with
> > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable but
> > > > > > > > > > > > possible
> > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he was speaking
> > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men when they need
> > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a sentence with a
> > > > > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they need their
> > > > > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting any!!
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti , women's breasts, hot
> > > > > > > > asphalt
> > > > > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards "do not spend fondo
> > > > > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass teleportation
> > > > > > device.”
> > > > > But being “hip” is no longer considered being “with it” these
> > > > > days.
> > > > > It is not even Retro...
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in vogue , fashionable and
> > > > so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue, fashionable .
> > > > So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.
> > > A Fete worse than death???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > well I was working at my job at Johnson space Center at clear Lake City and I
> > actually saved five astronauts which was so glorious that the media decided
> > to suppress it from general public knowledge . Eugene Kranz personally gave
> > me an award at a private ceremony which nobody but us two knew about and he
> > told me this feat will go unparalleled in NASA history.
> So it was de-feat for your career
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 23 May 2022 10:13 UTC

On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8f266ce4-96f9-4382-a7dc-b5a2647838dcn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4d6b12b2-8b10-457d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez you to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a baby yet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual intercourse with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > possible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he was speaking
> > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men when they
> > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a sentence with
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they need their
> > > > > > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting any!!
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti , women's breasts, hot
> > > > > > > > > asphalt
> > > > > > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > > > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards "do not spend
> > > > > > > fondo
> > > > > > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass teleportation
> > > > > > > device.”
> > > > > > But being “hip” is no longer considered being “with it” these
> > > > > > days.
> > > > > > It is not even Retro...
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in vogue , fashionable
> > > > > and
> > > > > so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue, fashionable .
> > > > > So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.
> > > > A Fete worse than death???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > well I was working at my job at Johnson space Center at clear Lake City
> > > and I
> > > actually saved five astronauts which was so glorious that the media decided
> > > to suppress it from general public knowledge . Eugene Kranz personally gave
> > > me an award at a private ceremony which nobody but us two knew about and he
> > > told me this feat will go unparalleled in NASA history.
> > So it was de-feat for your career
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> After my glorious career at Johnson space Center I decided that I needed
> something to do to earn some money so I went into a business of taking cows
> and just selling their hooves so when I perform my job at this new job it's
> to de-feet.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 24 May 2022 01:11 UTC

On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:13:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8f266ce4-96f9-4382...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4d6b12b2-8b10-457d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez you to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a baby yet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual intercourse with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > possible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he was speaking
> > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men when they
> > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a sentence with
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they need their
> > > > > > > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting any!!
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti , women's breasts, hot
> > > > > > > > > > asphalt
> > > > > > > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > > > > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards "do not spend
> > > > > > > > fondo
> > > > > > > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass teleportation
> > > > > > > > device.”
> > > > > > > But being “hip” is no longer considered being “with it” these
> > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > It is not even Retro...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in vogue , fashionable
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue, fashionable .
> > > > > > So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.
> > > > > A Fete worse than death???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > well I was working at my job at Johnson space Center at clear Lake City
> > > > and I
> > > > actually saved five astronauts which was so glorious that the media decided
> > > > to suppress it from general public knowledge . Eugene Kranz personally gave
> > > > me an award at a private ceremony which nobody but us two knew about and he
> > > > told me this feat will go unparalleled in NASA history.
> > > So it was de-feat for your career
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > After my glorious career at Johnson space Center I decided that I needed
> > something to do to earn some money so I went into a business of taking cows
> > and just selling their hooves so when I perform my job at this new job it's
> > to de-feet.
> Udder nonsense
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 24 May 2022 09:23 UTC

On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1e437e9c-b76b-4fe8-a6f6-4530e8336f44n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:13:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<8f266ce4-96f9-4382...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4d6b12b2-8b10-457d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual intercourse with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > speaking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men when they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting any!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti , women's breasts,
> > > > > > > > > > > hot
> > > > > > > > > > > asphalt
> > > > > > > > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > > > > > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards "do not spend
> > > > > > > > > fondo
> > > > > > > > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass teleportation
> > > > > > > > > device.”
> > > > > > > > But being “hip” is no longer considered being “with it” these
> > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > It is not even Retro...
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in vogue , fashionable
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue, fashionable .
> > > > > > > So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.
> > > > > > A Fete worse than death???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > well I was working at my job at Johnson space Center at clear Lake City
> > > > > and I
> > > > > actually saved five astronauts which was so glorious that the media
> > > > > decided
> > > > > to suppress it from general public knowledge . Eugene Kranz personally
> > > > > gave
> > > > > me an award at a private ceremony which nobody but us two knew about and
> > > > > he
> > > > > told me this feat will go unparalleled in NASA history.
> > > > So it was de-feat for your career
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > After my glorious career at Johnson space Center I decided that I needed
> > > something to do to earn some money so I went into a business of taking cows
> > > and just selling their hooves so when I perform my job at this new job it's
> > > to de-feet.
> > Udder nonsense
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> We have some cows and strangely enough their udders develop sicknesses and
> the only way to cure the sickness is to speak softly to the udder, in other
> words we have to utter udders.


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On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:23:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1e437e9c-b76b-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:13:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<8f266ce4-96f9-4382...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4d6b12b2-8b10-457d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual intercourse with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > speaking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men when they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting any!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti , women's breasts,
> > > > > > > > > > > > hot
> > > > > > > > > > > > asphalt
> > > > > > > > > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > > > > > > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards "do not spend
> > > > > > > > > > fondo
> > > > > > > > > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass teleportation
> > > > > > > > > > device.”
> > > > > > > > > But being “hip” is no longer considered being “with it” these
> > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > It is not even Retro...
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in vogue , fashionable
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue, fashionable ..
> > > > > > > > So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.
> > > > > > > A Fete worse than death???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > well I was working at my job at Johnson space Center at clear Lake City
> > > > > > and I
> > > > > > actually saved five astronauts which was so glorious that the media
> > > > > > decided
> > > > > > to suppress it from general public knowledge . Eugene Kranz personally
> > > > > > gave
> > > > > > me an award at a private ceremony which nobody but us two knew about and
> > > > > > he
> > > > > > told me this feat will go unparalleled in NASA history.
> > > > > So it was de-feat for your career
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > After my glorious career at Johnson space Center I decided that I needed
> > > > something to do to earn some money so I went into a business of taking cows
> > > > and just selling their hooves so when I perform my job at this new job it's
> > > > to de-feet.
> > > Udder nonsense
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > We have some cows and strangely enough their udders develop sicknesses and
> > the only way to cure the sickness is to speak softly to the udder, in other
> > words we have to utter udders.
> Just the mammary of that incident makes me queasy
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 24 May 2022 17:16 UTC

On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2be8f29c-b638-489a-8cc2-d7d5176ba12an@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:23:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<1e437e9c-b76b-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:13:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<8f266ce4-96f9-4382...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4d6b12b2-8b10-457d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual intercourse with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > speaking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting any!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti , women's breasts,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > asphalt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > > > > > > > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards "do not spend
> > > > > > > > > > > fondo
> > > > > > > > > > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass teleportation
> > > > > > > > > > > device.”
> > > > > > > > > > But being “hip” is no longer considered being “with it”
> > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > It is not even Retro...
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in vogue ,
> > > > > > > > > fashionable
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue, fashionable .
> > > > > > > > > So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.
> > > > > > > > A Fete worse than death???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > well I was working at my job at Johnson space Center at clear Lake City
> > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > actually saved five astronauts which was so glorious that the media
> > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > to suppress it from general public knowledge . Eugene Kranz personally
> > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > me an award at a private ceremony which nobody but us two knew about
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > told me this feat will go unparalleled in NASA history.
> > > > > > So it was de-feat for your career
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > After my glorious career at Johnson space Center I decided that I needed
> > > > > something to do to earn some money so I went into a business of taking
> > > > > cows
> > > > > and just selling their hooves so when I perform my job at this new job
> > > > > it's
> > > > > to de-feet.
> > > > Udder nonsense
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > We have some cows and strangely enough their udders develop sicknesses and
> > > the only way to cure the sickness is to speak softly to the udder, in other
> > > words we have to utter udders.
> > Just the mammary of that incident makes me queasy
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There was this poster , it displayed a set of knockers , really big ,
> luscious looking, the kind you'd like to sink your face between , and which
> Bob Seger mentioned in his song "Night Moves" --- "they were sitting way up
> firm and high ", and at the bottom of the poster there was this title from a
> Bob Hope song which read "Thanks for the mammaries.”
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On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:16:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2be8f29c-b638-489a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:23:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<1e437e9c-b76b-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:13:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<8f266ce4-96f9-4382...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4d6b12b2-8b10-457d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual intercourse with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > speaking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting any!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti , women's breasts,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > asphalt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards "do not spend
> > > > > > > > > > > > fondo
> > > > > > > > > > > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass teleportation
> > > > > > > > > > > > device.”
> > > > > > > > > > > But being “hip” is no longer considered being “with it”
> > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > It is not even Retro...
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in vogue ,
> > > > > > > > > > fashionable
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue, fashionable .
> > > > > > > > > > So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.
> > > > > > > > > A Fete worse than death???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > well I was working at my job at Johnson space Center at clear Lake City
> > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > actually saved five astronauts which was so glorious that the media
> > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > to suppress it from general public knowledge . Eugene Kranz personally
> > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > me an award at a private ceremony which nobody but us two knew about
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > told me this feat will go unparalleled in NASA history.
> > > > > > > So it was de-feat for your career
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > After my glorious career at Johnson space Center I decided that I needed
> > > > > > something to do to earn some money so I went into a business of taking
> > > > > > cows
> > > > > > and just selling their hooves so when I perform my job at this new job
> > > > > > it's
> > > > > > to de-feet.
> > > > > Udder nonsense
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > We have some cows and strangely enough their udders develop sicknesses and
> > > > the only way to cure the sickness is to speak softly to the udder, in other
> > > > words we have to utter udders.
> > > Just the mammary of that incident makes me queasy
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > There was this poster , it displayed a set of knockers , really big ,
> > luscious looking, the kind you'd like to sink your face between , and which
> > Bob Seger mentioned in his song "Night Moves" --- "they were sitting way up
> > firm and high ", and at the bottom of the poster there was this title from a
> > Bob Hope song which read "Thanks for the mammaries.”
> But it is Gene who really knows knockers when he sees them
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB_aegewceU
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 26 May 2022 00:09 UTC

On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d051f2c9-fb94-48fc-bca6-ccccef43b1b1n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:16:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<2be8f29c-b638-489a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:23:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<1e437e9c-b76b-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:13:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<8f266ce4-96f9-4382...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4d6b12b2-8b10-457d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual intercourse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > speaking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting any!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti , women's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > breasts,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asphalt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards "do not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > spend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > fondo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass teleportation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > device.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > But being “hip” is no longer considered being “with it”
> > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > It is not even Retro...
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in vogue ,
> > > > > > > > > > > fashionable
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue, fashionable .
> > > > > > > > > > > So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.
> > > > > > > > > > A Fete worse than death???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > well I was working at my job at Johnson space Center at clear Lake
> > > > > > > > > City
> > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > actually saved five astronauts which was so glorious that the media
> > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > to suppress it from general public knowledge . Eugene Kranz
> > > > > > > > > personally
> > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > me an award at a private ceremony which nobody but us two knew about
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > told me this feat will go unparalleled in NASA history.
> > > > > > > > So it was de-feat for your career
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > After my glorious career at Johnson space Center I decided that I
> > > > > > > needed
> > > > > > > something to do to earn some money so I went into a business of taking
> > > > > > > cows
> > > > > > > and just selling their hooves so when I perform my job at this new job
> > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > to de-feet.
> > > > > > Udder nonsense
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > We have some cows and strangely enough their udders develop sicknesses
> > > > > and
> > > > > the only way to cure the sickness is to speak softly to the udder, in
> > > > > other
> > > > > words we have to utter udders.
> > > > Just the mammary of that incident makes me queasy
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > There was this poster , it displayed a set of knockers , really big ,
> > > luscious looking, the kind you'd like to sink your face between , and which
> > > Bob Seger mentioned in his song "Night Moves" --- "they were sitting way up
> > > firm and high ", and at the bottom of the poster there was this title from
> > > a
> > > Bob Hope song which read "Thanks for the mammaries.”
> > But it is Gene who really knows knockers when he sees them
> >
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB_aegewceU
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yeah , but Gene got injured by one of them , you know, the toy, those two
> balls, you move your hand up and down and they bang against each other.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 26 May 2022 17:14 UTC

On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:09:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d051f2c9-fb94-48fc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:16:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<2be8f29c-b638-489a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:23:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<1e437e9c-b76b-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:13:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<8f266ce4-96f9-4382...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4d6b12b2-8b10-457d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual intercourse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > speaking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting any!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti , women's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > breasts,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asphalt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards "do not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > spend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > fondo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass teleportation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > device.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But being “hip” is no longer considered being “with it”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > It is not even Retro...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in vogue ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > fashionable
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue, fashionable .
> > > > > > > > > > > > So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.
> > > > > > > > > > > A Fete worse than death???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > well I was working at my job at Johnson space Center at clear Lake
> > > > > > > > > > City
> > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > actually saved five astronauts which was so glorious that the media
> > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > to suppress it from general public knowledge . Eugene Kranz
> > > > > > > > > > personally
> > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > me an award at a private ceremony which nobody but us two knew about
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > told me this feat will go unparalleled in NASA history.
> > > > > > > > > So it was de-feat for your career
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > After my glorious career at Johnson space Center I decided that I
> > > > > > > > needed
> > > > > > > > something to do to earn some money so I went into a business of taking
> > > > > > > > cows
> > > > > > > > and just selling their hooves so when I perform my job at this new job
> > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > to de-feet.
> > > > > > > Udder nonsense
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > We have some cows and strangely enough their udders develop sicknesses
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > the only way to cure the sickness is to speak softly to the udder, in
> > > > > > other
> > > > > > words we have to utter udders.
> > > > > Just the mammary of that incident makes me queasy
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > There was this poster , it displayed a set of knockers , really big ,
> > > > luscious looking, the kind you'd like to sink your face between , and which
> > > > Bob Seger mentioned in his song "Night Moves" --- "they were sitting way up
> > > > firm and high ", and at the bottom of the poster there was this title from
> > > > a
> > > > Bob Hope song which read "Thanks for the mammaries.”
> > > But it is Gene who really knows knockers when he sees them
> > >
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB_aegewceU
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yeah , but Gene got injured by one of them , you know, the toy, those two
> > balls, you move your hand up and down and they bang against each other.
> Reminds me of the Womans Liberation Motto “Don’t ball us, we’ll ball
> you"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 26 May 2022 17:43 UTC

On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8fa14f62-1bd7-4fdd-b666-29ddae9a10e7n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:09:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d051f2c9-fb94-48fc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:16:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<2be8f29c-b638-489a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:23:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<1e437e9c-b76b-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:13:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<8f266ce4-96f9-4382...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4d6b12b2-8b10-457d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suez
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual intercourse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > speaking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting any!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti , women's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > breasts,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asphalt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards "do not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fondo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass teleportation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > device.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But being “hip” is no longer considered being “with it”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is not even Retro...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in vogue ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > fashionable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue, fashionable .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.
> > > > > > > > > > > > A Fete worse than death???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > well I was working at my job at Johnson space Center at clear Lake
> > > > > > > > > > > City
> > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > actually saved five astronauts which was so glorious that the media
> > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > to suppress it from general public knowledge . Eugene Kranz
> > > > > > > > > > > personally
> > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > me an award at a private ceremony which nobody but us two knew
> > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > told me this feat will go unparalleled in NASA history.
> > > > > > > > > > So it was de-feat for your career
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > After my glorious career at Johnson space Center I decided that I
> > > > > > > > > needed
> > > > > > > > > something to do to earn some money so I went into a business of
> > > > > > > > > taking
> > > > > > > > > cows
> > > > > > > > > and just selling their hooves so when I perform my job at this new
> > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > to de-feet.
> > > > > > > > Udder nonsense
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > We have some cows and strangely enough their udders develop sicknesses
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > the only way to cure the sickness is to speak softly to the udder, in
> > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > words we have to utter udders.
> > > > > > Just the mammary of that incident makes me queasy
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > There was this poster , it displayed a set of knockers , really big ,
> > > > > luscious looking, the kind you'd like to sink your face between , and
> > > > > which
> > > > > Bob Seger mentioned in his song "Night Moves" --- "they were sitting way
> > > > > up
> > > > > firm and high ", and at the bottom of the poster there was this title
> > > > > from
> > > > > a
> > > > > Bob Hope song which read "Thanks for the mammaries.”
> > > > But it is Gene who really knows knockers when he sees them
> > > >
> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB_aegewceU
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yeah , but Gene got injured by one of them , you know, the toy, those two
> > > balls, you move your hand up and down and they bang against each other.
> > Reminds me of the Womans Liberation Motto “Don’t ball us, we’ll ball
> > you"
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yeah their slogan reminds me of that scene in the movie Myra Breckinridge
> where Raquel Welch rides Tom Selleck like a bucking bronco using a strap-on
> and she screams at the top of her lungs waving a cowboy hat "I'm gonna ball
> you, Rusty " , one of my favorite movies , saw it when I was 18 in New
> England.


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On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:43:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8fa14f62-1bd7-4fdd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:09:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d051f2c9-fb94-48fc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:16:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<2be8f29c-b638-489a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:23:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<1e437e9c-b76b-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:13:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<8f266ce4-96f9-4382...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4d6b12b2-8b10-457d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suez
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual intercourse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > speaking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting any!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti , women's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > breasts,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asphalt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards "do not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fondo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass teleportation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > device.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But being “hip” is no longer considered being “with it”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is not even Retro...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in vogue ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > fashionable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue, fashionable .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > A Fete worse than death???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > well I was working at my job at Johnson space Center at clear Lake
> > > > > > > > > > > > City
> > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > actually saved five astronauts which was so glorious that the media
> > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > to suppress it from general public knowledge . Eugene Kranz
> > > > > > > > > > > > personally
> > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > me an award at a private ceremony which nobody but us two knew
> > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > told me this feat will go unparalleled in NASA history.
> > > > > > > > > > > So it was de-feat for your career
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > After my glorious career at Johnson space Center I decided that I
> > > > > > > > > > needed
> > > > > > > > > > something to do to earn some money so I went into a business of
> > > > > > > > > > taking
> > > > > > > > > > cows
> > > > > > > > > > and just selling their hooves so when I perform my job at this new
> > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > to de-feet.
> > > > > > > > > Udder nonsense
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > We have some cows and strangely enough their udders develop sicknesses
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > the only way to cure the sickness is to speak softly to the udder, in
> > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > words we have to utter udders.
> > > > > > > Just the mammary of that incident makes me queasy
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There was this poster , it displayed a set of knockers , really big ,
> > > > > > luscious looking, the kind you'd like to sink your face between , and
> > > > > > which
> > > > > > Bob Seger mentioned in his song "Night Moves" --- "they were sitting way
> > > > > > up
> > > > > > firm and high ", and at the bottom of the poster there was this title
> > > > > > from
> > > > > > a
> > > > > > Bob Hope song which read "Thanks for the mammaries.”
> > > > > But it is Gene who really knows knockers when he sees them
> > > > >
> > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB_aegewceU
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yeah , but Gene got injured by one of them , you know, the toy, those two
> > > > balls, you move your hand up and down and they bang against each other.
> > > Reminds me of the Womans Liberation Motto “Don’t ball us, we’ll ball
> > > you"
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yeah their slogan reminds me of that scene in the movie Myra Breckinridge
> > where Raquel Welch rides Tom Selleck like a bucking bronco using a strap-on
> > and she screams at the top of her lungs waving a cowboy hat "I'm gonna ball
> > you, Rusty " , one of my favorite movies , saw it when I was 18 in New
> > England.
> So for this one we can expect not to have a pregnant pause.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 27 May 2022 08:57 UTC

On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9a037192-4616-47fb-9547-c89af47766d8n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:43:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<8fa14f62-1bd7-4fdd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:09:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d051f2c9-fb94-48fc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:16:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<2be8f29c-b638-489a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:23:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<1e437e9c-b76b-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:13:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<8f266ce4-96f9-4382...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4d6b12b2-8b10-457d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suez
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intercourse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > speaking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > any!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti , women's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > breasts,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asphalt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards "do not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fondo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teleportation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > device.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But being “hip” is no longer considered being “with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is not even Retro...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in vogue ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fashionable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue, fashionable .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Fete worse than death???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > well I was working at my job at Johnson space Center at clear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Lake
> > > > > > > > > > > > > City
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > actually saved five astronauts which was so glorious that the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > media
> > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to suppress it from general public knowledge . Eugene Kranz
> > > > > > > > > > > > > personally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > me an award at a private ceremony which nobody but us two knew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > told me this feat will go unparalleled in NASA history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > So it was de-feat for your career
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > After my glorious career at Johnson space Center I decided that I
> > > > > > > > > > > needed
> > > > > > > > > > > something to do to earn some money so I went into a business of
> > > > > > > > > > > taking
> > > > > > > > > > > cows
> > > > > > > > > > > and just selling their hooves so when I perform my job at this new
> > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > to de-feet.
> > > > > > > > > > Udder nonsense
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > We have some cows and strangely enough their udders develop
> > > > > > > > > sicknesses
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > the only way to cure the sickness is to speak softly to the udder, in
> > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > words we have to utter udders.
> > > > > > > > Just the mammary of that incident makes me queasy
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There was this poster , it displayed a set of knockers , really big ,
> > > > > > > luscious looking, the kind you'd like to sink your face between , and
> > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > Bob Seger mentioned in his song "Night Moves" --- "they were sitting
> > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > firm and high ", and at the bottom of the poster there was this title
> > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > Bob Hope song which read "Thanks for the mammaries.”
> > > > > > But it is Gene who really knows knockers when he sees them
> > > > > >
> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB_aegewceU
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yeah , but Gene got injured by one of them , you know, the toy, those two
> > > > > balls, you move your hand up and down and they bang against each other.
> > > > Reminds me of the Womans Liberation Motto “Don’t ball us, we’ll ball
> > > > you"
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yeah their slogan reminds me of that scene in the movie Myra Breckinridge
> > > where Raquel Welch rides Tom Selleck like a bucking bronco using a strap-on
> > > and she screams at the top of her lungs waving a cowboy hat "I'm gonna ball
> > > you, Rusty " , one of my favorite movies , saw it when I was 18 in New
> > > England.
> > So for this one we can expect not to have a pregnant pause.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Well, Tom did get pregnant but he went to Texas and had an abortion.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 27 May 2022 20:58 UTC

On Friday, May 27, 2022 at 3:58:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9a037192-4616-47fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:43:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<8fa14f62-1bd7-4fdd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:09:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d051f2c9-fb94-48fc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:16:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<2be8f29c-b638-489a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:23:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<1e437e9c-b76b-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:13:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8f266ce4-96f9-4382...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4d6b12b2-8b10-457d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suez
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intercourse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > speaking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole..”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > any!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti , women's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > breasts,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asphalt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards "do not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fondo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teleportation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > device.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But being “hip” is no longer considered being “with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is not even Retro...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in vogue ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fashionable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue, fashionable .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Fete worse than death???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > well I was working at my job at Johnson space Center at clear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lake
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > City
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually saved five astronauts which was so glorious that the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > media
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to suppress it from general public knowledge . Eugene Kranz
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > personally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > me an award at a private ceremony which nobody but us two knew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > told me this feat will go unparalleled in NASA history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So it was de-feat for your career
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > After my glorious career at Johnson space Center I decided that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > needed
> > > > > > > > > > > > something to do to earn some money so I went into a business of
> > > > > > > > > > > > taking
> > > > > > > > > > > > cows
> > > > > > > > > > > > and just selling their hooves so when I perform my job at this new
> > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > to de-feet.
> > > > > > > > > > > Udder nonsense
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > We have some cows and strangely enough their udders develop
> > > > > > > > > > sicknesses
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > the only way to cure the sickness is to speak softly to the udder, in
> > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > words we have to utter udders.
> > > > > > > > > Just the mammary of that incident makes me queasy
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There was this poster , it displayed a set of knockers , really big ,
> > > > > > > > luscious looking, the kind you'd like to sink your face between , and
> > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > Bob Seger mentioned in his song "Night Moves" --- "they were sitting
> > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > firm and high ", and at the bottom of the poster there was this title
> > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > Bob Hope song which read "Thanks for the mammaries.”
> > > > > > > But it is Gene who really knows knockers when he sees them
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB_aegewceU
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yeah , but Gene got injured by one of them , you know, the toy, those two
> > > > > > balls, you move your hand up and down and they bang against each other.
> > > > > Reminds me of the Womans Liberation Motto “Don’t ball us, we’ll ball
> > > > > you"
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yeah their slogan reminds me of that scene in the movie Myra Breckinridge
> > > > where Raquel Welch rides Tom Selleck like a bucking bronco using a strap-on
> > > > and she screams at the top of her lungs waving a cowboy hat "I'm gonna ball
> > > > you, Rusty " , one of my favorite movies , saw it when I was 18 in New
> > > > England.
> > > So for this one we can expect not to have a pregnant pause.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Well, Tom did get pregnant but he went to Texas and had an abortion.
> Why would he gravid-tate there???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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