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* Anybody Have a Good Joke?Mack A. Damia
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 by: Mack A. Damia - Tue, 17 May 2022 15:13 UTC

Mrs Jones was kayaking off the coast of Maine but she capsized and was
lost at sea. Coast guard came to her house and said,”Mr Jones we have
some bad news and some great news.” He says,”what’s the bad news?”
They replied,”well we found your wife’s body.” He asks.”so what’s the
good news?” “Well clinging to her body we’re 12 beautiful Maine
lobster and 30 rockfish and we brought some over to share.” “So what’s
the great news?”

[Pause]

“We’re pulling her up again tomorrow.”

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Visit alt.jokes for more?

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 by: Mack A. Damia - Thu, 19 May 2022 16:26 UTC

On Thu, 19 May 2022 09:13:01 -0700 (PDT), bruce bowser
<bruce2bowser@gmail.com> wrote:

>Visit alt.jokes for more?

This guy hadn’t acted in about 15 years, because he always forgets his
lines, so finally he had to give it up. He’s working in a gas station
and gets a phone call from someone saying that they want him for a
Shakespearean play—all he has to do is say, “Hark! I hear the cannon
roar!” He says, “Well, God, I don’t know.” The director says, “Look,
it’ll be OK. You’ll get paid good money and everything.” So he says,
“OK, I’ll do it.”

The play has five acts and he has to go on in the third act and say,
“Hark! I hear the cannon roar!” That’s all he has to do. So he
rehearses it when he’s in his apartment: “Hark! I hear the cannon
roar! Hark! I hear the cannon roar! Hark! I hear the cannon roar!”
Every variation, every possible emphasis. They’re into rehearsal, and
he’s got it written on his mirror: “Hark! I hear the cannon roar!
Hark! I hear the cannon roar! Hark! I hear the cannon roar!” And so
on.

Finally, comes opening night, first act, no problem. Second act,
things go fine. Audience applauds. Stage manager says, “You have five
minutes for the third act.” He tells him to get backstage. His time
comes, he runs out, muttering to himself, “Hark! I hear the cannon
roar! Hark! I hear the cannon roar! Hark! I hear the cannon roar!” And
as he runs out, he hears a big BBRRROOOOM!

He turns around to the audience and shouts, “WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?”

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