Fruits and Veggies pills.

They are literally wonderful. You don't have to buy produce at
Walmart. You don't have to worry about keeping it fresh. You don't
have to prepare or cook it. All you need is a little tap water and a
recycled mostly clean foam cup. Some people won't even need that. All
that time you save can be spent to increase your intelligence by
spending it on Megabuttface, twattle, instacrap, and tickpick.

I also allege they're missing the boat by not coming out with Beefies,
Piggies, Fowlies, and Fishies. Just think of all the wasted time you'd
save to repurpose to nourish your brain on social media. And don't
forget to get some of those jellyfish memory supplement pills so that
you can remember all that good stuff you learn. You might even
discover that you have the genes to be a genius.

But if they come out with Oreosies or Krakenies, I'm gonna pass. Those
aren't very nourishing, but they have to be nibbled and sipped to be
appreciated.

You're welcome.

--
bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

bfh <redydog@rye.net> wrote:
> Fruits and Veggies pills.
>
> They are literally wonderful. You don't have to buy produce at
> Walmart. You don't have to worry about keeping it fresh. You don't
> have to prepare or cook it. All you need is a little tap water and a
> recycled mostly clean foam cup. Some people won't even need that. All
> that time you save can be spent to increase your intelligence by
> spending it on Megabuttface, twattle, instacrap, and tickpick.
>
> I also allege they're missing the boat by not coming out with Beefies,
> Piggies, Fowlies, and Fishies. Just think of all the wasted time you'd
> save to repurpose to nourish your brain on social media. And don't
> forget to get some of those jellyfish memory supplement pills so that
> you can remember all that good stuff you learn. You might even
> discover that you have the genes to be a genius.
>
> But if they come out with Oreosies or Krakenies, I'm gonna pass. Those
> aren't very nourishing, but they have to be nibbled and sipped to be
> appreciated.
>
> You're welcome.
>

Chocolate Chippies keep me going. Well, that and an occasional nip of
Barton’s 1792 bourbon.

George.Anthony wrote:
> bfh <redydog@rye.net> wrote:
>> Fruits and Veggies pills.
>>
>> They are literally wonderful. You don't have to buy produce at
>> Walmart. You don't have to worry about keeping it fresh. You don't
>> have to prepare or cook it. All you need is a little tap water and a
>> recycled mostly clean foam cup. Some people won't even need that. All
>> that time you save can be spent to increase your intelligence by
>> spending it on Megabuttface, twattle, instacrap, and tickpick.
>>
>> I also allege they're missing the boat by not coming out with Beefies,
>> Piggies, Fowlies, and Fishies. Just think of all the wasted time you'd
>> save to repurpose to nourish your brain on social media. And don't
>> forget to get some of those jellyfish memory supplement pills so that
>> you can remember all that good stuff you learn. You might even
>> discover that you have the genes to be a genius.
>>
>> But if they come out with Oreosies or Krakenies, I'm gonna pass. Those
>> aren't very nourishing, but they have to be nibbled and sipped to be
>> appreciated.
>>
>> You're welcome.
>>
>
> Chocolate Chippies keep me going. Well, that and an occasional nip of
> Barton’s 1792 bourbon.
>
It must not be very good if you've had it that long.

--
bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

bfh <redydog@rye.net> wrote:
> George.Anthony wrote:
>> bfh <redydog@rye.net> wrote:
>>> Fruits and Veggies pills.
>>>
>>> They are literally wonderful. You don't have to buy produce at
>>> Walmart. You don't have to worry about keeping it fresh. You don't
>>> have to prepare or cook it. All you need is a little tap water and a
>>> recycled mostly clean foam cup. Some people won't even need that. All
>>> that time you save can be spent to increase your intelligence by
>>> spending it on Megabuttface, twattle, instacrap, and tickpick.
>>>
>>> I also allege they're missing the boat by not coming out with Beefies,
>>> Piggies, Fowlies, and Fishies. Just think of all the wasted time you'd
>>> save to repurpose to nourish your brain on social media. And don't
>>> forget to get some of those jellyfish memory supplement pills so that
>>> you can remember all that good stuff you learn. You might even
>>> discover that you have the genes to be a genius.
>>>
>>> But if they come out with Oreosies or Krakenies, I'm gonna pass. Those
>>> aren't very nourishing, but they have to be nibbled and sipped to be
>>> appreciated.
>>>
>>> You're welcome.
>>>
>>
>> Chocolate Chippies keep me going. Well, that and an occasional nip of
>> Barton’s 1792 bourbon.
>>
> It must not be very good if you've had it that long.
>

Too bad it doesn’t continue to age in the bottle.