I worked night audit at a (now defunct) sort of hoity toity spa/resort in Utah. Louise Fletcher was a recurring guest (the nurse from one flew over the cuckoo's nest). Jon Lovitz was there once. Karl Malone from the NBA Jazz owned some of the property. One time Chris Evans checked in with his then girlfriend Jennifer Slate but under a fake name. She was instantly recognizable to me but he had a cap and a beard and hadn't realized it was him until I saw the credit card.

Typically these people have handlers who take care of all the front desk and business rubbish for them but every now and then they'd make acquaintance at the desk and chit chat (Lovitz was off his face drunk)

On 4/5/2023 10:31 PM, cbusylol wrote:
> I worked night audit at a (now defunct) sort of hoity toity spa/resort in Utah. Louise Fletcher was a recurring guest (the nurse from one flew over the cuckoo's nest). Jon Lovitz was there once. Karl Malone from the NBA Jazz owned some of the property. One time Chris Evans checked in with his then girlfriend Jennifer Slate but under a fake name. She was instantly recognizable to me but he had a cap and a beard and hadn't realized it was him until I saw the credit card.
>
> Typically these people have handlers who take care of all the front desk and business rubbish for them but every now and then they'd make acquaintance at the desk and chit chat (Lovitz was off his face drunk)

I once knew this hamster that had crawled up some actor's asshole, is
that close enough to famous?

Don Freeman <Don@cosmoslair.com> wrote:
> On 4/5/2023 10:31 PM, cbusylol wrote:
> > I worked night audit at a (now defunct) sort of hoity toity spa/resort in Utah. Louise Fletcher was a recurring guest (the nurse from one flew over the cuckoo's nest). Jon Lovitz was there once. Karl Malone from the NBA Jazz owned some of the property. One time Chris Evans checked in with his then girlfriend Jennifer Slate but under a fake name. She was instantly recognizable to me but he had a cap and a beard and hadn't realized it was him until I saw the credit card.
> >
> > Typically these people have handlers who take care of all the front desk and business rubbish for them but every now and then they'd make acquaintance at the desk and chit chat (Lovitz was off his face drunk)

> I once knew this hamster that had crawled up some actor's asshole, is
> that close enough to famous?

Say, wasn't s/he related to the alligator that grew to monstrous
proportions in the NYC cloaca?

--
Mark "met a very drunk John Elway in a bar onces, yawn" Shaw
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"All of my mistakes are giving me ideas." - Natalie Lileks

On Sun, 9 Apr 2023 02:33:57 -0000 (UTC), Mark Shaw <mshaw@panix.com> wrote:

>Don Freeman <Don@cosmoslair.com> wrote:
>> On 4/5/2023 10:31 PM, cbusylol wrote:
>> > I worked night audit at a (now defunct) sort of hoity toity spa/resort in Utah. Louise Fletcher was a recurring guest (the nurse from one flew over the cuckoo's nest). Jon Lovitz was there once. Karl Malone from the NBA Jazz owned some of the property. One time Chris Evans checked in with his then girlfriend Jennifer Slate but under a fake name. She was instantly recognizable to me but he had a cap and a beard and hadn't realized it was him until I saw the credit card.
>> >
>> > Typically these people have handlers who take care of all the front desk and business rubbish for them but every now and then they'd make acquaintance at the desk and chit chat (Lovitz was off his face drunk)
>
>> I once knew this hamster that had crawled up some actor's asshole, is
>> that close enough to famous?
>
>Say, wasn't s/he related to the alligator that grew to monstrous
>proportions in the NYC cloaca?

Nope -- to the sewer pigs of London!

<https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/london-sewer-pigs>

Thomas Prufer

In article <16k43ihdc6rbknn2qfntnum5u084dvh6ne@4ax.com>
Thomas Prufer <prufer.public@mnet-online.de> writes:
>On Sun, 9 Apr 2023 02:33:57 -0000 (UTC), Mark Shaw <mshaw@panix.com> wrote:
>
>>Don Freeman <Don@cosmoslair.com> wrote:
>>> On 4/5/2023 10:31 PM, cbusylol wrote:
>>> > I worked night audit at a (now defunct) sort of hoity toity spa/resort in Utah. Louise Fletcher was a recurring
>guest (the nurse from one flew over the cuckoo's nest). Jon Lovitz was there once. Karl Malone from the NBA Jazz
>owned some of the property. One time Chris Evans checked in with his then girlfriend Jennifer Slate but under a fake
>name. She was instantly recognizable to me but he had a cap and a beard and hadn't realized it was him until I saw
>the credit card.
>>> >
>>> > Typically these people have handlers who take care of all the front desk and business rubbish for them but
>every now and then they'd make acquaintance at the desk and chit chat (Lovitz was off his face drunk)
>>
>>> I once knew this hamster that had crawled up some actor's asshole, is
>>> that close enough to famous?
>>
>>Say, wasn't s/he related to the alligator that grew to monstrous
>>proportions in the NYC cloaca?
>
>Nope -- to the sewer pigs of London!

"and his hair was perfect!"

><https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/london-sewer-pigs>
>
>
>Thomas Prufer

--
Drew Lawson | Though it's just a memory,
| some memories last forever

On 4/10/2023 11:16 AM, Drew Lawson wrote:
> In article <16k43ihdc6rbknn2qfntnum5u084dvh6ne@4ax.com>
> Thomas Prufer <prufer.public@mnet-online.de> writes:
>> On Sun, 9 Apr 2023 02:33:57 -0000 (UTC), Mark Shaw <mshaw@panix.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Don Freeman <Don@cosmoslair.com> wrote:
>>>> On 4/5/2023 10:31 PM, cbusylol wrote:
>>>>> I worked night audit at a (now defunct) sort of hoity toity spa/resort in Utah. Louise Fletcher was a recurring
>> guest (the nurse from one flew over the cuckoo's nest). Jon Lovitz was there once. Karl Malone from the NBA Jazz
>> owned some of the property. One time Chris Evans checked in with his then girlfriend Jennifer Slate but under a fake
>> name. She was instantly recognizable to me but he had a cap and a beard and hadn't realized it was him until I saw
>> the credit card.
>>>>>
>>>>> Typically these people have handlers who take care of all the front desk and business rubbish for them but
>> every now and then they'd make acquaintance at the desk and chit chat (Lovitz was off his face drunk)
>>>
>>>> I once knew this hamster that had crawled up some actor's asshole, is
>>>> that close enough to famous?
>>>
>>> Say, wasn't s/he related to the alligator that grew to monstrous
>>> proportions in the NYC cloaca?
>>
>> Nope -- to the sewer pigs of London!
>
> "and his hair was perfect!"
>
His breath... Not so much.