I have a new definition of spaghetti:
The wiring behind my desk.
Most of which is mumbledammumble .83 inches beyond my reach.....and
the desk is virtually and literally, like, you know, immovable at this
current point in the passage of time. However comma my native very
very high Southern gumption, assisted by an increase obtained by
uttering very very secret and powerful cusswords, allowed me to get
the intended job done faster than in all of history.....more or less.
The spinach I had for supper probably helped, too.

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bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

On 1/23/2024 5:04 PM, bfh wrote:
> I have a new definition of spaghetti:
> The wiring behind my desk.
> Most of which is mumbledammumble .83 inches beyond my reach.....and the
> desk is virtually and literally, like, you know, immovable at this
> current point in the passage of time. However comma my native very very
> high Southern gumption, assisted by an increase obtained by uttering
> very very secret and powerful cusswords, allowed me to get the intended
> job done faster than in all of history.....more or less. The spinach I
> had for supper probably helped, too.
>

Secret quantum laws dictate that cables tangle in an exponentially
diverse relationship determined by numerous factors such as: number of
cables, size of cables, type of cables, importance of cables, difficulty
of reaching cables, length of time cables have existed in their spatial
orientation and whether or not they were paid for by Mexico.

kmiller wrote:
> On 1/23/2024 5:04 PM, bfh wrote:
>> I have a new definition of spaghetti:
>> The wiring behind my desk.
>> Most of which is mumbledammumble .83 inches beyond my reach.....and
>> the desk is virtually and literally, like, you know, immovable at
>> this current point in the passage of time. However comma my native
>> very very high Southern gumption, assisted by an increase obtained
>> by uttering very very secret and powerful cusswords, allowed me to
>> get the intended job done faster than in all of history.....more or
>> less. The spinach I had for supper probably helped, too.
>>
>
> Secret quantum laws dictate that cables tangle in an exponentially
> diverse relationship determined by numerous factors such as: number of
> cables, size of cables, type of cables, importance of cables,
> difficulty of reaching cables, length of time cables have existed in
> their spatial orientation and whether or not they were paid for by
> Mexico.

I paid for 'em myownself, and they were most likely made in China. I
doubt that either Mexico or Trump had any involvement......unless they
were smuggled over the river and sold on the black Walmarket.

--
bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.