On a bad allergy day, I watched:

STAR TREK RETRO REVIEW: "THRESHOLD" (VOY) | WORST EPISODES EVER:
https://youtu.be/cjfjJ69h_Ns?si=mIFMPhs1ZcHIjkv3

A CAT'S LIFE | Film Threat Reviews:
Chris Gore reviews "A Cat's Life," now playing in theaters.
https://youtu.be/bgoMh15LYrA?si=uL6Y7req5P757eD8

CURSED AI ANIMATION OF THE JESUS STORY:
Happy Easter everyone! To celebrate, I thought we'd take a look at a nice
animated tale of the easter story. Then I found some AI generated ones, so
we're watching those instead. Prepare to have your face melted.
https://youtu.be/JcvSybls324?si=6oUUqlR72fXRpLJ_

HOLLYWOOD IS *DYING* | A MAJOR WRITER SOUNDS *ALARM* ABOUT *WHY* WOKE WOMEN ARE *DESTROYING* ENTERTAINMENT!:
A prestigious screenwriter contacted my Hollywood spies wanting to sound the
alarm with new information about how young women in authority at major studios
are destroying Hollywood, and in particular, WHY they are doing it. The answer
will make you laugh your A$$ off, and make you FURIOUS, all at the same
time! Enjoy this amazing interview, modified to protect the identity of this
leaker, an older white male who would be known to all of you, who decided to
risk trusting us in order to SPEAK OUT. #disney #disneyplus #hollywood
https://youtu.be/YiTZ9-J9Fnw?si=789p7hhlyHhgsHa8

I EXPECTED MORE ROBOTS & FIRE - GOG (1954):
On this episode of Weird Movies With Mark, I talk about Gog (1954)
https://youtu.be/CZrKGc6W520?si=Mx70TexAM_OTnh-T

JUDGE WALSH WEIGHS IN ON MORGAN WALLEN | WITH @MATTWALSH:
Morgan Wallen was arrested after allegedly throwing a chair off the roof of a
bar in downtown Nashville. I'm no expert in the law, but I had the privilege
of sitting down with Judge Matt Walsh and getting his legal opinion on the
matter.
https://youtu.be/EijUrY9TFw8?si=nB_n0pi51TmCJzfb

JUDGED:
"Car Wrecks & Exploding Lips". What lengths would you go to for beauty
enhancements? Would you steal your boyfriend's car to get makeup? Would you
inject bootleg lip fillers? In this episode of JUDGED by Matt Walsh, see the
price of beauty and how Judge Walsh makes the litigants pay for it.
https://www.dailywire.com/episode/car-wrecks-exploding-lips

VVANDERPUMP RULES:
"Written In The Stars". The group begins to mend their friendships; Lala
expresses her desire to become a mother again; Scheana cries to Lisa about
her insecurities with Ariana; Sandoval is forced to recognize he may never
get closure with the woman he loves.

I'm going to have to watch this again because I was bored and forgot the
comments I was going to make. I am getting tired of Katie and Arianna being
bitter bitches, but I was amused at them talking about being "frozen out" of
the group when they've been doing it fine on their own.

The "later this season" trailer at the end did not make me interesting in
watching the rest of this season.

VANDERPUMP RULES:
"Kiss Kiss, Revenge Bang". Schwartz makes a startling revelation to Lala
about a past hookup that sends Katie spiraling. James hosts a DJ night at
Hotel Ziggy, but when Schwartz brings non-girlfriend Jo, the other girls give
her the cold shoulder. Ariana and Katie encounter new issues in opening their
sandwich shop. Brock drops a bombshell about a more recent liaison that
shocks the entire group.

So it appears I was right about it being Schemer that Shwartz "made out with"
in Vegas circa 2013. I was more annoyed with the game of telephone than the
actual deed.

Go away, Billie Lee, and quit setting Sandoval up with your trans famewhore
friends.

Arianna, Katie, and LaLa looked gross at Hotel Ziggy. In Katie and Arrianna's
case, it reflected their inner selves. Why the hell are these girls being
mean to Jo? BTW, Schemer, Jo didn't do her own hair.

Sandoval is orgasm-screaming with his so-called life coach, who looked like a
DJ. He must be raking in the bucks from many gullible rubes.

Hey, the fake sandwich shop! Wait, are they seriously going to individually
bake each sandwich in a small tinfoil pan? I'm having flashbacks to the
multiple food testing for S&S. "Sloppy Jo"? Tres tacky!

Arianna shouldn't be leaving food sitting around if you have a dog,
especially if it's something that kill it! I bet Sandoval borrowed her
makeup.

Why are Katie and Arianna telling Lisa Vanderbucks about Schwartz "making
out" with Schemer? "Sloppy Jo", Katie? Jebus. Schwartz tells Brock he gets
drunk and "makes out" with people instead of facing up to Katie. ?? Brock
tells Schwartz that Katie hooked up with Max. Brock says he texted them about
banging her. I cannot tell if Schwartz is surprised or happy for his friend
banging someone. Sandoval just happens to show up with Billie Dee's friend.
?? Arianna is nasty to her. Jebus. She needs to shut up! Wait, that's not Max
at the table with Katie! I cannot tell if she's being defensive or just
yanking their chain. I am guessing we will never see Katie's date again.

Next week, blah blah blah...

VANDERPUMP RULES:
"Line in the Sand". Lala hosts a water-tasting event; Schwartz confronts
Katie for her recent hookup; Ariana takes Sandoval to task for an
irresponsible mishap; tensions boil over when Tom and Ariana clash about
long-simmering resentments.
Arrianna needs to quit being such a raving screaming bitch. I doubly resent
her making me side with Sandoval.

VANDERPUMP RULES:
"May the Best Woman Win". Ariana finally breaks down over the end of her
relationship with Tom; Katie and Schwartz vie for the affection of the same
woman.
It's about freaking time, Arianna! I don't remember much else, but the
three-some with Katie, Schwartz, and Cori(?) seems a bit contrived. I don't
know, Jo and Schwartz seem like a cute couple.

MST3K:
"Viking Women VS Sea Serpant".

What did you watch?

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On 4/10/24 1:30 AM, Ubiquitous wrote:

> What did you watch?

soaps: DOOL - Not much happened this epie. Ava gets a call from Clyde,
who demands her help in retrieving his "ledger" from the Bistro
restaurant; later, Ava moves out of Tripp's and Wendy's in response.
Johnny and Chanel take off for the DiMera(?) cabin for their honeymoon -
how much do you want to bet it will turn out this is where Clyde Weston
is hiding?!!... Krazy Kristen loses it when she finds Rachel playing
with Holly, whom she labels a "druggie", and then EJ loses on Kristen in
defense of Holly. Paulina prepares to go into isolation for her thyroid
radiation treatment. I think that was it.
GH - Well, who didn't see this coming?!! - Drew and Nina have "hate
sex"! Earlier, dumb Willow and Michael have their anniversary dinner at
the Metro Court, but Willow doesn't want to see Nina, which drives Nina
frantic, running to Drew for "help"(?!?!!). Kristina tries to talk to
Sonny at his place, but is very alarmed by Ava's hanging around. Jason
hires Diane to get all of his assets back, including his half of Sonny's
"coffee" business, and Sonny goes over the moon when he finds out. Dumb
Carly comes across two thugs working over Agent Jagger/John, and rescues
him from the beating. There might have been something else here, but if
there was, I forget...

I also, for the first time in years, actually watched a (new) episode of
THE COOKIE (aka. THE ROOKIE) - it seemed like a lot of nonsense. For
example, on the show, Jenna Dewan wants to have a baby, but the show
looks like it's about 6 months too late, as Dewan is very obviously
pregnant IRL *right now*!... The replacement for the around-here
despised Officer West seems to be less obnoxious. But, in this one, Chen
and Bradford, who I guess have been "involved", break-up, after Bradford
feels guilty about lying to Chen about some important stuff... Whatever!!

That's it.

What did you watch?

In article <uv62mk$vct3$1@dont-email.me>, ijball@mac.invalid wrote:
> On 4/10/24 1:30 AM, Ubiquitous wrote:

>> What did you watch?
>
>I also, for the first time in years, actually watched a (new) episode of
>THE COOKIE (aka. THE ROOKIE) - it seemed like a lot of nonsense. For
>example, on the show, Jenna Dewan wants to have a baby, but the show
>looks like it's about 6 months too late, as Dewan is very obviously
>pregnant IRL *right now*!...

Obviously, an in-womb example of SORAS.

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Ian J. Ball <ijball@mac.invalid> wrote:
> On 4/10/24 1:30 AM, Ubiquitous wrote:
>
>> What did you watch?
>
>
> I also, for the first time in years, actually watched a (new) episode of
> THE COOKIE (aka. THE ROOKIE) - it seemed like a lot of nonsense. For
> example, on the show, Jenna Dewan wants to have a baby, but the show
> looks like it's about 6 months too late, as Dewan is very obviously
> pregnant IRL *right now*!... The replacement for the around-here
> despised Officer West seems to be less obnoxious. But, in this one, Chen
> and Bradford, who I guess have been "involved", break-up, after Bradford
> feels guilty about lying to Chen about some important stuff... Whatever!!
>

Sounds like I’m really glad I stopped watching this along time ago.

> That's it.
>
> What did you watch?
>
>

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anim8rfsk@cox.net wrote:
> Ian J. Ball <ijball@mac.invalid> wrote:
>> On 4/10/24 1:30 AM, Ubiquitous wrote:

>>> What did you watch?
>>
>> I also, for the first time in years, actually watched a (new) episode of
>> THE COOKIE (aka. THE ROOKIE) - it seemed like a lot of nonsense. For
>> example, on the show, Jenna Dewan wants to have a baby, but the show
>> looks like it's about 6 months too late, as Dewan is very obviously
>> pregnant IRL *right now*!... The replacement for the around-here
>> despised Officer West seems to be less obnoxious. But, in this one, Chen
>> and Bradford, who I guess have been "involved", break-up, after Bradford
>> feels guilty about lying to Chen about some important stuff... Whatever!!
>
> Sounds like I'm really glad I stopped watching this along time ago.

I didn't realize it was still on!

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