The Greatest Show On Earth:
1. Intro 2:00-2:04

2. Welcome To The Greatest Show On Earth 2:04-206 

3. In The First Ring 2:06-2:10

4. Carrie Me 2:10-2:14

5. Echoes 2:14-2:17

6. Mynd Muzak 

7. Ocean Of Impossible Time

8. The Death Of Bugs Bunny

9: Craig playing with reel to reel tape

10: Outro

11. Thank You Seaman Miller

12: Radio Spin


Modern Day Jazz
1. Radio Spin

2. Modern Day Jazz
3. Audio Addict

4. Ocean Ocean

5. I Remember Rock and Roll

6. Q: “can’t we just start over?
A: “No”
 Eric’s best, Carrie with her Best “Yoko Ono”

7. Dunes

8. Road To Ruin

9. Everyday

10. studio chat, “Audio Indrone”

11. Audio Addict reprise #2, no no #1 


Formatting what it is!
John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

On 10/1/2022 9:33 AM, John Kuthe wrote:
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

John, no one but you gives a rip about that band. Grow up.

Jill

On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 8:44:53 AM UTC-5, j_mc...@comcast.net wrote:
> On 10/1/2022 9:33 AM, John Kuthe wrote:
> >
> > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>
>
> John, no one but you gives a rip about that band. Grow up.
>
I like it when he showcases his dementia. It's
like getting to watch him die in slow motion.
>
> Jill

--Bryan

On 10/1/2022 9:50 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
> On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 8:44:53 AM UTC-5, j_mc...@comcast.net wrote:
>> On 10/1/2022 9:33 AM, John Kuthe wrote:
>>>
>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>
>>
>> John, no one but you gives a rip about that band. Grow up.
>>
> I like it when he showcases his dementia. It's
> like getting to watch him die in slow motion.
>
> --Bryan

You are the only one who wishes him dead. He just never grew up. He
lived in a boarding house in a rented room (he used to bitch about the
Cheap Chinese landlord!) with a bunch of college students because that's
all he ever aspired to be: a perpetual student. Don't forget, he has
three degrees! Then he bought the flop house for a ridiculous price and
rented rooms to students. Before you arrived he was always crowing
about his house and International Student Living! He thought they'd be
his best buds and stick around even though he was 40 years older.
Surely they'd appreciate the djembe and cook with him! Funny how they
graduated and moved out and on with their lives. Now he's puttering
around in his basement listening to a band that went nowhere and never will.

Jill

On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 8:50:20 AM UTC-5, GM wrote:
> On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:
> > The Greatest Show On Earth:
> >
> > 1. Intro 2:00-2:04

2. Welcome To The Greatest Show On Earth 2:04-206 

3. In The First Ring 2:06-2:10

4. Carrie Me 2:10-2:14

5. Echoes 2:14-2:17

6. Mynd Muzak 

7. Ocean Of Impossible Time

8. The Death Of Bugs Bunny

9: Craig playing with reel to reel tape

10: Outro

11. Thank You Seaman Miller

12: Radio Spin


Modern Day Jazz
> >
> > 1. Radio Spin

> > 2. Modern Day Jazz
> >
> > 3. Audio Addict

4. Ocean Ocean

5. I Remember Rock and Roll

6. Q: “can’t we just start over?
> > A: “No”
 Eric’s best, Carrie with her Best “Yoko Ono”

7. Dunes

8.. Road To Ruin

9. Everyday

10. studio chat, “Audio Indrone”

11. Audio Addict reprise #2, no no #1 


> >
> > Formatting what it is!
> >
> > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> Do you still have that Bugz Bunnie plush toy you had as a child, John...???
>
> --
> GM

Yes I do! But the pull string does not work so well anymore. And it's "Bugs Bunny", dipshit!

John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 9:43:18 AM UTC-5, j_mc...@comcast.net wrote:
> On 10/1/2022 9:50 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
> > On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 8:44:53 AM UTC-5, j_mc...@comcast.net wrote:
> >> On 10/1/2022 9:33 AM, John Kuthe wrote:
> >>>
> >>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> >>
> >>
> >> John, no one but you gives a rip about that band. Grow up.
> >>
> > I like it when he showcases his dementia. It's
> > like getting to watch him die in slow motion.
> >
> > --Bryan
>
> You are the only one who wishes him dead. He just never grew up. He
> lived in a boarding house in a rented room (he used to bitch about the
> Cheap Chinese landlord!) with a bunch of college students because that's
> all he ever aspired to be: a perpetual student. Don't forget, he has
> three degrees! Then he bought the flop house for a ridiculous price and
> rented rooms to students. Before you arrived he was always crowing
> about his house and International Student Living!
>
Before I "arrived"? It's before I came back. He followed
me here years ago.

We can both agree that we would rather him continue
to post his garbage, than to die, right? You, because
you love him more than you hate him, and me because
I enjoy seeing him die slowly and be humiliated.
>
> Jill

--Bryan

On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 8:50:27 AM UTC-5, bryang...@gmail.com wrote:
....
> I like it when he showcases his dementia. It's
> like getting to watch him die in slow motion.
>
> --Bryan

I have NO dementia, but YOU have NPD or Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Bryan!

I am Bipolar with full remission using 25mg Seroquel HS!

John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 10:18:14 AM UTC-5, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:
> On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 8:50:20 AM UTC-5, GM wrote:
> > On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:
> > > The Greatest Show On Earth:
> > >
> > > 1. Intro 2:00-2:04

2. Welcome To The Greatest Show On Earth 2:04-206 

3. In The First Ring 2:06-2:10

4. Carrie Me 2:10-2:14

5. Echoes 2:14-2:17

6. Mynd Muzak 

7. Ocean Of Impossible Time

8. The Death Of Bugs Bunny

9: Craig playing with reel to reel tape

10: Outro

11. Thank You Seaman Miller

12: Radio Spin


Modern Day Jazz
> > >
> > > 1. Radio Spin

> > > 2. Modern Day Jazz
> > >
> > > 3. Audio Addict

4. Ocean Ocean

5. I Remember Rock and Roll

6. Q: “can’t we just start over?
> > > A: “No”
 Eric’s best, Carrie with her Best “Yoko Ono”

7. Dunes

8. Road To Ruin

9. Everyday

10. studio chat, “Audio Indrone”

11. Audio Addict reprise #2, no no #1 


> > >
> > > Formatting what it is!
> > >
> > > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> > Do you still have that Bugz Bunnie plush toy you had as a child, John....???
> >
> > --
> > GM
> Yes I do! But the pull string does not work so well anymore. And it's "Bugs Bunny", dipshit!
>
Your brain does not work so well anymore.
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

--Bryan

On 10/1/2022 11:21 AM, John Kuthe wrote:
> I am Bipolar with full remission using 25mg Seroquel HS!
>
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

Remission my ass. You're constantly manic. Constantly posting LOOK AT
ME, LOOK AT WHAT I DO! crap No one gives a shit about Cheep Effects
other than you, John. Not even the surviving band members care about
it. You are stuck in a 1970's RUT.

BTW, when do you start your alleged new JOB?

Jill

On Sat, 1 Oct 2022 10:43:08 -0400, jmcquown <j_mcquown@comcast.net>
wrote:

>On 10/1/2022 9:50 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
>> On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 8:44:53 AM UTC-5, j_mc...@comcast.net wrote:
>>> On 10/1/2022 9:33 AM, John Kuthe wrote:
>>>>
>>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>>
>>>
>>> John, no one but you gives a rip about that band. Grow up.
>>>
>> I like it when he showcases his dementia. It's
>> like getting to watch him die in slow motion.
>>
>> --Bryan
>
>You are the only one who wishes him dead. He just never grew up. He
>lived in a boarding house in a rented room

Are you really going to list everything about John? As if we don't
know?

>(he used to bitch about the
>Cheap Chinese landlord!) with a bunch of college students because that's
>all he ever aspired to be: a perpetual student. Don't forget, he has
>three degrees! Then he bought the flop house for a ridiculous price and
>rented rooms to students. Before you arrived he was always crowing
>about his house and International Student Living! He thought they'd be
>his best buds and stick around even though he was 40 years older.
>Surely they'd appreciate the djembe and cook with him! Funny how they
>graduated and moved out and on with their lives. Now he's puttering
>around in his basement listening to a band that went nowhere and never will.

Yes, you are.

--
Bruce
<https://emalm.com/?v=SQqZJ>

Bryan Simmons wrote:
> On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 9:43:18 AM UTC-5, j_mc...@comcast.net wrote:
>> On 10/1/2022 9:50 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>> On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 8:44:53 AM UTC-5, j_mc...@comcast.net wrote:
>>>> On 10/1/2022 9:33 AM, John Kuthe wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> John, no one but you gives a rip about that band. Grow up.
>>>>
>>> I like it when he showcases his dementia. It's
>>> like getting to watch him die in slow motion.
>>>
>>> --Bryan
>>
>> You are the only one who wishes him dead. He just never grew up. He
>> lived in a boarding house in a rented room (he used to bitch about the
>> Cheap Chinese landlord!) with a bunch of college students because that's
>> all he ever aspired to be: a perpetual student. Don't forget, he has
>> three degrees! Then he bought the flop house for a ridiculous price and
>> rented rooms to students. Before you arrived he was always crowing
>> about his house and International Student Living!
>>
> Before I "arrived"? It's before I came back. He followed
> me here years ago.
>
> We can both agree that we would rather him continue
> to post his garbage, than to die, right? You, because
> you love him more than you hate him, and me because
> I enjoy seeing him die slowly and be humiliated.

Haven't you realized that it is impossible to humiliate kuth?

GM wrote:
> On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 10:18:14 AM UTC-5, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:
>> On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 8:50:20 AM UTC-5, GM wrote:
>>> On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:
>>>> The Greatest Show On Earth:
>>>>
>>>> 1. Intro 2:00-2:04

2. Welcome To The Greatest Show On Earth 2:04-206 

3. In The First Ring 2:06-2:10

4. Carrie Me 2:10-2:14

5. Echoes 2:14-2:17

6. Mynd Muzak 

7. Ocean Of Impossible Time

8. The Death Of Bugs Bunny

9: Craig playing with reel to reel tape

10: Outro

11. Thank You Seaman Miller

12: Radio Spin


Modern Day Jazz
>>>>
>>>> 1. Radio Spin

>>>> 2. Modern Day Jazz
>>>>
>>>> 3. Audio Addict

4. Ocean Ocean

5. I Remember Rock and Roll

6. Q: “can’t we just start over?
>>>> A: “No”
 Eric’s best, Carrie with her Best “Yoko Ono”

7. Dunes

8. Road To Ruin

9. Everyday

10. studio chat, “Audio Indrone”

11. Audio Addict reprise #2, no no #1 


>>>>
>>>> Formatting what it is!
>>>>
>>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>> Do you still have that Bugz Bunnie plush toy you had as a child, John...???
>>>
>>> --
>>> GM
>> Yes I do! But the pull string does not work so well anymore. And it's "Bugs Bunny", dipshit!
>>
>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>
>
> When you " pull the string " does Bug's furry penis " flop up ", John...???
>
> 🐸
>

Probably, but it ain't furry. He double shaves it every day.

On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 10:21:19 AM UTC-5, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:
>
> I am Bipolar with full remission using 25mg Seroquel HS!
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>
Then why can't you land a job and hang onto it for more than two
weeks? Why are you consistently fired/released/told not to come
back/shown the door????

On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:
> The Greatest Show On Earth:
>
> 1. Intro 2:00-2:04

2. Welcome To The Greatest Show On Earth 2:04-206 

3. In The First Ring 2:06-2:10

4. Carrie Me 2:10-2:14

5. Echoes 2:14-2:17

6. Mynd Muzak 

7. Ocean Of Impossible Time

8. The Death Of Bugs Bunny

9: Craig playing with reel to reel tape

10: Outro

11. Thank You Seaman Miller

12: Radio Spin


Modern Day Jazz
>
> 1. Radio Spin

> 2. Modern Day Jazz
>
> 3. Audio Addict

4. Ocean Ocean

5. I Remember Rock and Roll

6. Q: “can’t we just start over?
> A: “No”
 Eric’s best, Carrie with her Best “Yoko Ono”

7. Dunes

8. Road To Ruin

9. Everyday

10. studio chat, “Audio Indrone”

11. Audio Addict reprise #2, no no #1 


>
> Formatting what it is!
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

Kamala Harris Finds Her Level of Incompetence

When pressed in interviews to explain something, Harris often retreats to her identity.

Asked on 60 Minutes whether she brought a socialist or progressive perspective to the Democratic ticket, a
clearly annoyed Harris said: “It is the perspective of — of a woman who grew up a black child in America, who
was also a prosecutor, who also has a mother who arrived here at the age of 19 from India. Who also,
you know, likes hip-hop. Like, what do you wanna know?”

Some politicians are criticized for being too disciplined, for never going off script and showing their true selves to the public.

Harris suffers from a different authenticity problem: It’s not clear that there is anything more to her than the various
images her staff and handlers have tried to craft over the years.

And she has not been helped by her awkward speaking style and her nervous habit of cackling and smiling at
inappropriate moments, such as when she’s asked about the conflict in Afghanistan or about helping Ukrainian refugees.

Like her boss, Joe Biden, she is not averse to embellishing her history to seem to be in touch with voters.

She joked, during an appearance on Charlamagne tha God’s radio show, about having smoked weed in college
while listening to Snoop Dogg and Tupac Shakur, even though both rap artists became famous well after
Harris graduated (not to mention that, as a prosecutor, Harris was known for pushing for harsh sentencing
for even minor drug offenses).

Although she successfully suppressed her cackle during a recent interview with Chuck Todd on NBC, she continues
to repeat clearly untrue canned statements — “The border is secure” — rather than acknowledging the crises the nation faces.

Besides, the nation had plenty of opportunities to preview her political weaknesses when she ran for president in 2019,
before she became Biden’s running mate.

Harris was unable to raise enough money despite coming from a state with one of the richest Democratic donor bases,
and she performed so poorly that she had to end her campaign before the first primary vote in Iowa.

As one former Harris aide bluntly told the New York Times, “you can’t run the country if you can’t run your campaign.”

On Sat, 1 Oct 2022 06:33:15 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe wrote:

> Formatting what it is!

I can't even imagine you hitting a vein with a needle on the first
3 tries.

-sw

On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 10:28:12 AM UTC-5, bryang...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 10:18:14 AM UTC-5, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:
> > On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 8:50:20 AM UTC-5, GM wrote:
> > > On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:
> > > > The Greatest Show On Earth:
> > > >
> > > > 1. Intro 2:00-2:04

2. Welcome To The Greatest Show On Earth 2:04-206 

3. In The First Ring 2:06-2:10

4. Carrie Me 2:10-2:14

5. Echoes 2:14-2:17

6. Mynd Muzak 

7. Ocean Of Impossible Time

8. The Death Of Bugs Bunny

9: Craig playing with reel to reel tape

10: Outro

11. Thank You Seaman Miller

12: Radio Spin


Modern Day Jazz
> > > >
> > > > 1. Radio Spin

> > > > 2. Modern Day Jazz
> > > >
> > > > 3. Audio Addict

4. Ocean Ocean

5. I Remember Rock and Roll

6. Q: “can’t we just start over?
> > > > A: “No”
 Eric’s best, Carrie with her Best “Yoko Ono”

7. Dunes

8. Road To Ruin

9. Everyday

10. studio chat, “Audio Indrone”

11. Audio Addict reprise #2, no no #1 


> > > >
> > > > Formatting what it is!
> > > >
> > > > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> > > Do you still have that Bugz Bunnie plush toy you had as a child, John....???
> > >
> > > --
> > > GM
> > Yes I do! But the pull string does not work so well anymore. And it's "Bugs Bunny", dipshit!
> >
> Your brain does not work so well anymore.
> >
> > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>
> --Bryan

Works better than your's ever did! And I no longer drink any alcohol! And YOU DO!

John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

On 10/1/2022 6:19 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Sat, 1 Oct 2022 06:33:15 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe wrote:
>
>> Formatting what it is!
>
> I can't even imagine you hitting a vein with a needle on the first
> 3 tries.
>
> -sw

He may be very popular. I went to the lab for a simple blood test and
came home with a three hour erection.

itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net wrote:
> On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 10:21:19 AM UTC-5, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:
>>
>> I am Bipolar with full remission using 25mg Seroquel HS!
>>
>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>
> Then why can't you land a job and hang onto it for more than two
> weeks? Why are you consistently fired/released/told not to come
> back/shown the door????
>

If you were staggering drunk and hired him, would you keep him on
for more than a few days?

Sqwertz wrote:
> On Sat, 1 Oct 2022 06:33:15 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe wrote:
>
>> Formatting what it is!
>
> I can't even imagine you hitting a vein with a needle on the first
> 3 tries.
>
> -sw
>

If he was shooting up yer dik, squirtz, he'd hit a vein on the
first try, and you'd be hard; and glabrous 15 minutes later.

On Sat, 1 Oct 2022 19:25:42 -0400, Ed Pawlowski <esp@snet.xxx> wrote:

>On 10/1/2022 6:19 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Sat, 1 Oct 2022 06:33:15 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe wrote:
>>
>>> Formatting what it is!
>>
>> I can't even imagine you hitting a vein with a needle on the first
>> 3 tries.
>>
>> -sw
>
>He may be very popular. I went to the lab for a simple blood test and
>came home with a three hour erection.

LOL, Ed!

--
Bruce
<https://emalm.com/?v=SQqZJ>

On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 6:12:11 PM UTC-5, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:
> On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 10:28:12 AM UTC-5, bryang...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 10:18:14 AM UTC-5, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:
> > > On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 8:50:20 AM UTC-5, GM wrote:
> > > > On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:
> > > > > The Greatest Show On Earth:
> > > > >
> > > > > 1. Intro 2:00-2:04

2. Welcome To The Greatest Show On Earth 2:04-206 

3. In The First Ring 2:06-2:10

4. Carrie Me 2:10-2:14

5. Echoes 2:14-2:17

6. Mynd Muzak 

7. Ocean Of Impossible Time

8. The Death Of Bugs Bunny

9: Craig playing with reel to reel tape

10: Outro

11. Thank You Seaman Miller

12: Radio Spin


Modern Day Jazz
> > > > >
> > > > > 1. Radio Spin

> > > > > 2. Modern Day Jazz
> > > > >
> > > > > 3. Audio Addict

4. Ocean Ocean

5. I Remember Rock and Roll

6. Q: “can’t we just start over?
> > > > > A: “No”
 Eric’s best, Carrie with her Best “Yoko Ono”

7. Dunes

8. Road To Ruin

9. Everyday

10. studio chat, “Audio Indrone”

11. Audio Addict reprise #2, no no #1 


> > > > >
> > > > > Formatting what it is!
> > > > >
> > > > > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> > > > Do you still have that Bugz Bunnie plush toy you had as a child, John...???
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > GM
> > > Yes I do! But the pull string does not work so well anymore. And it's "Bugs Bunny", dipshit!
> > >
> > Your brain does not work so well anymore.
> > >
> > > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> >
> > --Bryan
> Works better than your's ever did! And I no longer drink any alcohol! And YOU DO!
>
There was a time in your life where you knew that
"your's" isn't a word. Your mind is dying. I wish that
you had the sense to realize that, so you would be
unhappy about it, but it's enough to watch your mind
die. Please post a lot here because I like to see you
demonstrate your decline.

If you did the right thing, like that nasty old bitch
mother of yours (no apostrophe), it would be cause
for celebration, but that would be short lived. Better
to get to watch you die slowly. *The Death of John
Kuthe* is a bit like *The Death of Bugs Bunny*, right?
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

--Bryan

On 2022-10-01, John Kuthe <jwk6680@bjc.org> wrote:

> Oct 1, 2022 at 10:28:12, bryang...@gmail.com wrote:

>> Your brain does not work so well anymore.

> Works better than your's ever did!
> And I no longer drink any alcohol!
> And YOU DO!

Tut, tut, John. Bryan does not drink
enough alcohol to impair his brain.

Everyone here knows he only drinks
enough to maintain his figure.

On Sat, 1 Oct 2022 06:50:23 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons wrote:

> On Saturday, October 1, 2022 at 8:44:53 AM UTC-5, j_mc...@comcast.net wrote:
>> On 10/1/2022 9:33 AM, John Kuthe wrote:
>>>
>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>
>> John, no one but you gives a rip about that band. Grow up.
>>
> I like it when he showcases his dementia. It's
> like getting to watch him die in slow motion.

This isn't dementia. This is repressing the current life for a
former life. Very common in prison inmates. Usually it includes
more than one 4-month period. there is so much more John could
tell us about his childhood other than this atrocious "music"
that's he's determined to recreate at any expense. he could have
been the next John McLean just with his bongos and tape deck.

-sw

On 2022-10-02, Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid> wrote:

> he could have been the next John McLean
> just with his bongos and tape deck.

Bongos? I thought his musical mastery
only extended to djembes. Next you'll
be telling us he can bang a conga.

On Sat, 1 Oct 2022 19:25:42 -0400, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

> On 10/1/2022 6:19 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Sat, 1 Oct 2022 06:33:15 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe wrote:
>>
>>> Formatting what it is!
>>
>> I can't even imagine you hitting a vein with a needle on the first
>> 3 tries.
>>
>> -sw
>
> He may be very popular. I went to the lab for a simple blood test and
> came home with a three hour erection.

Read this and it will go away by the third paragraph, often much
sooner.

The penis is composed of 3 spongy cylinders. The three cylinders
consist of paired corpora cavernosa and a single corpus
spongiosum. The crural (roots) of the corpora cavernosa attach at
the under surface of the ischiopubic rami as two separate
structures. Such anatomy prevents the erect penis from sinking
into the perineum when faced with an axially-oriented vaginal
compressive load during intercourse. This unique anatomic
arrangement, however, unfortunately places the penile crus at
great danger from crush injuries during blunt perineal trauma.

The tunica albuginea consists of layers of collagen which can
accommodate a considerable degree of intracavernosal pressure
prior to rupture. To function effectively, these fascial layers
must provide the penis with a wall container capable of
withstanding a high degree of rigidity and axial strength when
erect, yet be supple when flaccid. The tunica must be able to
elongate symmetrically and increase in girth with tumescence,
assuring a straight erection. The tensile strength of the tunica
is approximately 1200 – 1500 mmHg making this fascia one of the
most strong in the body. Approximately 5% of the tunica is elastin
which enables the penis to develop elongation. The average volume
increase of the erect penis from the flaccid volume is 3-fold with
a range from 1.7 – 5 fold. The mechanical properties of the tunica
which allow for maximum volume changes of the erect penis are
called tunica dispensability. Regions of the tunica with focal
poor dispensability cause the erect penis to bend. This focal
tunical abnormality in dispensability is called Peyronie’s
disease.

The substance of the corpora cavernosa (erectile tissue) consists
of numerous sinusoids (lacunar spaces) among interwoven trabeculae
of smooth muscles and supporting connective tissue. The corpora
cavernosa sinusoids are widely communicative and larger in the
center of the corpora, having a Swiss-cheese appearance. This fact
enables the blood within the penis to transfer easily from the top
to the bottom of the corpora. This also enable the penis to have a
common intracavernosal pressure and a common penile rigidity. The
sinusoids are smaller in the periphery and have a grape-like
appearance. Peripheral sinusoids have a greater individual surface
area than central sinusoids. These characteristics aid in the
passive process of corporal veno-occlusion by sub-tunical venule
compression against the tunica albuginea. All lacunar spaces are
lined with endothelial cells, thought previously to have only a
slippery surface preventing blood clotting. Recent research has
revealed that endothelial cells have secretory function and
synthesize factors involved in the regulation of corporal smooth
muscle tone.

The paired internal pudendal artery, a branch of the hypogastric
artery is the main source of arterial blood supply to the penis.

The internal pudendal artery terminates when the artery divides
into the scrotal and common penile artery.

The common penile artery defines the condition whereby all red
blood cells in the artery somehow end up in the penis. The common
penile artery branches into 3 arteries, the bulbourethral, the
dorsal and the cavernosal arteries. The common penile artery has
direct apposition to the ischiopubic ramus. This artery is
therefore commonly injured during blunt perineal traumatic events
such as falling onto the top tube of a bicycle.

The penis is innervated by autonomic (parasympathetic and
sympathetic) and somatic (sensory and motor) nerves.

The cavernosal nerves are branches of the pelvic plexus that
innervate the corpora cavernosa of the penis. Injury to this
branch may occur during radical prostatectomy, during urethral
surgery, such as internal urethrotomy and from electrocautery
injury during transurethral surgery.....

You still hard? Didn't think so.

-sw