On Thu, 15 Jun 2023 22:07:39 -0400, Governor Swill wrote:

> On Thu, 15 Jun 2023 05:39:44 -0000 (UTC), Booger King <boogerking@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>One day three midgets were sitting around the table drinking
>>tea and having crumpets.
>>
>>
>>The first midget says to the other two, "You know, I think
>>I have the smallest hands in the world." He continues, "and
>>I think I should go down the Guiness Book or World Records
>>and try to get in the book!"
>>
>>
>>The second midget replies with, "You know, now that you
>>mention it, I probably have the smallest feet in the world.
>>I think I'll go with you and try to get into the record book,
>>too!"
>>
>>
>>The third midget joins in with, "I'm going too because I
>>think I have the smallest penis in the world. Let's go!"
>>
>>So the midgets set off to the offices of the Guiness Book of
>>World Records.
>>
>>
>>When they arrive, the first midget is called in and is gone
>>for awile. Finally he comes out very excited. "I made it!
>>They measured my hands, and sure enough they are the smallest
>>in the world. I'm in the record book!!"
>>
>>
>>The second midget is called in, and soon he comes out very
>>excited. "I made it too! They measured my feet and sure
>>enough, they are the smallest in the world. I'm in the
>>record book, too!!"
>>
>>
>>The third midget goes in, is gone a very long time, so long
>>that his friends became concerned. Finally he appears with a
>>rather forlorn look on his face.
>>
>>
>>"What's the matter?", his friends asked.
>>
>>
>>The third midget responds with "Who the hell is Rudy
>>Canoza?!?!!"
>
> LOL!
>
> Swill
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Oooh. Deloitte Touche is in on the scam too!!!

Dhu

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