On 26/06/2022 12:28 am, Yosemite Sam wrote:
> On 24/06/2022 7:57 pm, Trevor Wilson wrote:
>> On 24/06/2022 4:36 pm, Trevor Wilson wrote:
>>  10 days later, my lightning damaged
>>> HP laptop was returned to me at no charge.
>>
>> **Should read:
>>
>> "10 days later, my lightning damaged HP laptop was returned to me,
>> repaired to new condition (including a wiped SSD and hard drive) at no
>> charge."
>>
>
> of course you rang the insurance company and offered to pay the cost of
> the one they supplied..
>

**Yeah, right.

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On 25/06/2022 7:05 pm, Rod Speed wrote:
> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>> Rod Speed wrote
>>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>>> Rod Speed wrote
>>>>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>>>>> Phil Allison wrote
>>>>>>> Sylvia Else wrote
>>>>>>> Max wrote
>
>>>>>>>>> If I have dropped my HP laptop on the floor, and now thesound
>>>>>>>>> doesn't   work, could I get it fixed on warranty?
>
>>>>>>>> No. Warranty doesn't dropping things on the floor.
>
>>>>>>>  It may,  if you tell no-one.
>
>>>>>>>  FYI   fraudulent warranty claims are VERY common.
>
>>>>>  Yeah, I actually killed one device electrically.
>
>>>  On purpose, to excercise the warranty claim.
>
>>>>>> What would be the likely chance of getting caught,
>
>>>>>  Very high with something dropped and damaged by the drop.
>
>>>>>> and the punishment  for being caught?
>
>>>>>  You get to pay for the repair or you don't get it back.
>
>>>> If they asked me if it had been dropped or damaged and I said 'No',
>>>> surely that would be fraud on my part if they then fixed it for free.
>
>>>  Not necessarily if someone else in the household or a cleaner
>>> etc had dropped it and didn't tell you that they had dropped it.
>
>> I don't mind sending it back to see what do they do. '
>
>> If they just decide to send it back to me, claiming that it has
>> clearly been dropped or damaged by me, then I don't mind that.
>
>> What I don't want is them to refer to police for fraud investigation.
>
> That's not going to happen and even if they did, the cops would just
> kick the shit out of you and dump the corpse in a sulo bin anyway.

That is incorrect. The police officers would respect me as a citizen and
human being, and not treat me in that way.

Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
> Rod Speed wrote
>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>> Rod Speed wrote
>>>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>>>> Rod Speed wrote
>>>>>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>>>>>> Phil Allison wrote
>>>>>>>> Sylvia Else wrote
>>>>>>>> Max wrote

>>>>>>>>>> If I have dropped my HP laptop on the floor, and now the
>>>>>>>>>> sound doesn't work, could I get it fixed on warranty?

>>>>>>>>> No. Warranty doesn't dropping things on the floor.

>>>>>>>> It may, if you tell no-one.

>>>>>>>> FYI fraudulent warranty claims are VERY common.

>>>>>> Yeah, I actually killed one device electrically.

>>>> On purpose, to excercise the warranty claim.

>>>>>>> What would be the likely chance of getting caught,

>>>>>> Very high with something dropped and damaged by the drop.

>>>>>>> and the punishment for being caught?

>>>>>> You get to pay for the repair or you don't get it back.

>>>>> If they asked me if it had been dropped or damaged and I said 'No',
>>>>> surely that would be fraud on my part if they then fixed it for free.

>>>> Not necessarily if someone else in the household or a cleaner
>>>> etc had dropped it and didn't tell you that they had dropped it.

>>> I don't mind sending it back to see what do they do. '

>>> If they just decide to send it back to me, claiming that it has
>>> clearly been dropped or damaged by me, then I don't mind that.

>>> What I don't want is them to refer to police for fraud investigation.

>> That's not going to happen and even if they did, the cops would just
>> kick the shit out of you and dump the corpse in a sulo bin anyway.

> That is incorrect.

Nope, dope.

> The police officers would respect me

No chance. They would realise that you are a lying fuckwit
arsehole, just like everyone else does, and kick the shit out
of you, just like everyone else does.

> as a citizen and human being,

Obvious lie.

> and not treat me in that way.

Wrong, as always.

On 26/06/2022 1:32 pm, Rod Speed wrote:
> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>> Rod Speed wrote
>>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>>> Rod Speed wrote
>>>>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>>>>> Rod Speed wrote
>>>>>>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>>>>>>> Phil Allison wrote
>>>>>>>>> Sylvia Else wrote
>>>>>>>>> Max wrote
>
>>>>>>>>>>> If I have dropped my HP laptop on the floor, and now the
>>>>>>>>>>> sound  doesn't   work, could I get it fixed on warranty?
>
>>>>>>>>>> No. Warranty doesn't dropping things on the floor.
>
>>>>>>>>>  It may,  if you tell no-one.
>
>>>>>>>>>  FYI   fraudulent warranty claims are VERY common.
>
>>>>>>>  Yeah, I actually killed one device electrically.
>
>>>>>  On purpose, to excercise the warranty claim.
>
>>>>>>>> What would be the likely chance of getting caught,
>
>>>>>>>  Very high with something dropped and damaged by the drop.
>
>>>>>>>> and the punishment  for being caught?
>
>>>>>>>  You get to pay for the repair or you don't get it back.
>
>>>>>> If they asked me if it had been dropped or damaged and I said
>>>>>> 'No', surely that would be fraud on my part if they then fixed it
>>>>>> for free.
>
>>>>>  Not necessarily if someone else in the household or a cleaner
>>>>> etc had dropped it and didn't tell you that they had dropped it.
>
>>>> I don't mind sending it back to see what do they do. '
>
>>>> If they just decide to send it back to me, claiming that it has
>>>> clearly been dropped or damaged by me, then I don't mind that.
>
>>>> What I don't want is them to refer to police for fraud investigation.
>
>>>  That's not going to happen and even if they did, the cops would just
>>> kick the shit out of you and dump the corpse in a sulo bin anyway.
>
>> That is incorrect.
>
> Nope, dope.
>
>> The police officers would respect me
>
> No chance. They would realise that you are a lying fuckwit
> arsehole, just like everyone else does, and kick the shit out
> of you, just like everyone else does.
>

The police do not beat people up for that. If they did I would have them
charged and sue them personally.

>> as a citizen and  human being,
>
> Obvious lie.
>
>> and not treat me in that way.
>
> Wrong, as always.

Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
> Rod Speed wrote
>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>> Rod Speed wrote
>>>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>>>> Rod Speed wrote
>>>>>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>>>>>> Rod Speed wrote
>>>>>>>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>>>>>>>> Phil Allison wrote
>>>>>>>>>> Sylvia Else wrote
>>>>>>>>>> Max wrote
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> If I have dropped my HP laptop on the floor, and now the
>>>>>>>>>>>> sound doesn't work, could I get it fixed on warranty?
>>
>>>>>>>>>>> No. Warranty doesn't dropping things on the floor.
>>
>>>>>>>>>> It may, if you tell no-one.
>>
>>>>>>>>>> FYI fraudulent warranty claims are VERY common.
>>
>>>>>>>> Yeah, I actually killed one device electrically.
>>
>>>>>> On purpose, to excercise the warranty claim.
>>
>>>>>>>>> What would be the likely chance of getting caught,
>>
>>>>>>>> Very high with something dropped and damaged by the drop.
>>
>>>>>>>>> and the punishment for being caught?
>>
>>>>>>>> You get to pay for the repair or you don't get it back.
>>
>>>>>>> If they asked me if it had been dropped or damaged and I said
>>>>>>> 'No', surely that would be fraud on my part if they then fixed it
>>>>>>> for free.
>>
>>>>>> Not necessarily if someone else in the household or a cleaner
>>>>>> etc had dropped it and didn't tell you that they had dropped it.
>>
>>>>> I don't mind sending it back to see what do they do. '
>>
>>>>> If they just decide to send it back to me, claiming that it has
>>>>> clearly been dropped or damaged by me, then I don't mind that.
>>
>>>>> What I don't want is them to refer to police for fraud investigation.
>>
>>>> That's not going to happen and even if they did, the cops would just
>>>> kick the shit out of you and dump the corpse in a sulo bin anyway.
>>
>>> That is incorrect.

>> Nope, dope.

>>> The police officers would respect me

>> No chance. They would realise that you are a lying fuckwit
>> arsehole, just like everyone else does, and kick the shit out
>> of you, just like everyone else does.

> The police do not beat people up for that.

Wrong, as always.

> If they did I would have them charged

You don't get to have anyone charged, ever.

> and sue them personally.

No chance of that either.

>>> as a citizen and human being,

>> Obvious lie.

>>> and not treat me in that way.

>> Wrong, as always.

On 26/06/2022 2:36 pm, Rod Speed wrote:
> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>> Rod Speed wrote
>>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>>> Rod Speed wrote
>>>>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>>>>> Rod Speed wrote
>>>>>>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>>>>>>> Rod Speed wrote
>>>>>>>>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>>>>>>>>> Phil Allison wrote
>>>>>>>>>>> Sylvia Else wrote
>>>>>>>>>>> Max wrote
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> If I have dropped my HP laptop on the floor, and now the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> sound  doesn't   work, could I get it fixed on warranty?
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> No. Warranty doesn't dropping things on the floor.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>  It may,  if you tell no-one.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>  FYI   fraudulent warranty claims are VERY common.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>  Yeah, I actually killed one device electrically.
>>>
>>>>>>>  On purpose, to excercise the warranty claim.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>> What would be the likely chance of getting caught,
>>>
>>>>>>>>>  Very high with something dropped and damaged by the drop.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>> and the punishment  for being caught?
>>>
>>>>>>>>>  You get to pay for the repair or you don't get it back.
>>>
>>>>>>>> If they asked me if it had been dropped or damaged and I said
>>>>>>>> 'No', surely that would be fraud on my part if they then fixed
>>>>>>>> it for free.
>>>
>>>>>>>  Not necessarily if someone else in the household or a cleaner
>>>>>>> etc had dropped it and didn't tell you that they had dropped it.
>>>
>>>>>> I don't mind sending it back to see what do they do. '
>>>
>>>>>> If they just decide to send it back to me, claiming that it has
>>>>>> clearly been dropped or damaged by me, then I don't mind that.
>>>
>>>>>> What I don't want is them to refer to police for fraud investigation.
>>>
>>>>>  That's not going to happen and even if they did, the cops would just
>>>>> kick the shit out of you and dump the corpse in a sulo bin anyway.
>>>
>>>> That is incorrect.
>
>>>  Nope, dope.
>
>>>> The police officers would respect me
>
>>>  No chance. They would realise that you are a lying fuckwit
>>> arsehole, just like everyone else does, and kick the shit out
>>> of you, just like everyone else does.
>
>> The police do not beat people up for that.
>
> Wrong, as always.
>
>> If they did I would have them  charged
>
> You don't get to have anyone charged, ever.
>

If I made a complaint to the police and was a willing complainant, then
in effect I would be getting someone to be charged.

>> and sue them personally.
>
> No chance of that either.
>

If the police have caused me any medical expenses due to beating me up,
the I could sue them for that.

>>>> as a citizen and  human being,
>
>>>  Obvious lie.
>
>>>> and not treat me in that way.
>
>>>  Wrong, as always.

Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
> Rod Speed wrote
>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>> Rod Speed wrote
>>>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>>>> Rod Speed wrote
>>>>>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>>>>>> Rod Speed wrote
>>>>>>>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>>>>>>>> Rod Speed wrote
>>>>>>>>>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>>>>>>>>>> Phil Allison wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>> Sylvia Else wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>> Max wrote
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If I have dropped my HP laptop on the floor, and now the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sound doesn't work, could I get it fixed on warranty?
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> No. Warranty doesn't dropping things on the floor.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> It may, if you tell no-one.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> FYI fraudulent warranty claims are VERY common.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, I actually killed one device electrically.
>>>>
>>>>>>>> On purpose, to excercise the warranty claim.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> What would be the likely chance of getting caught,
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Very high with something dropped and damaged by the drop.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> and the punishment for being caught?
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You get to pay for the repair or you don't get it back.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>> If they asked me if it had been dropped or damaged and I said
>>>>>>>>> 'No', surely that would be fraud on my part if they then fixed
>>>>>>>>> it for free.
>>>>
>>>>>>>> Not necessarily if someone else in the household or a cleaner
>>>>>>>> etc had dropped it and didn't tell you that they had dropped it.
>>>>
>>>>>>> I don't mind sending it back to see what do they do. '
>>>>
>>>>>>> If they just decide to send it back to me, claiming that it has
>>>>>>> clearly been dropped or damaged by me, then I don't mind that.
>>>>
>>>>>>> What I don't want is them to refer to police for fraud
>>>>>>> investigation.
>>>>
>>>>>> That's not going to happen and even if they did, the cops would
>>>>>> just
>>>>>> kick the shit out of you and dump the corpse in a sulo bin anyway.
>>>>
>>>>> That is incorrect.
>>
>>>> Nope, dope.
>>
>>>>> The police officers would respect me
>>
>>>> No chance. They would realise that you are a lying fuckwit
>>>> arsehole, just like everyone else does, and kick the shit out
>>>> of you, just like everyone else does.
>>
>>> The police do not beat people up for that.
>> Wrong, as always.
>>
>>> If they did I would have them charged

>> You don't get to have anyone charged, ever.

> If I made a complaint to the police and was a willing complainant,then
> in effect I would be getting someone to be charged.

Wrong, as always when they flush your complaint where it belongs.

>>> and sue them personally.

>> No chance of that either.

> If the police have caused me any medical expensesdue to beating me up,
> the I could sue them for that.

No chance of that either given the cost of doing that.

>>>>> as a citizen and human being,
>>
>>>> Obvious lie.
>>
>>>>> and not treat me in that way.
>>
>>>> Wrong, as always.

On 26/06/2022 7:07 pm, Rod Speed wrote:
> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>> Rod Speed wrote
>>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>>> Rod Speed wrote
>>>>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>>>>> Rod Speed wrote
>>>>>>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>>>>>>> Rod Speed wrote
>>>>>>>>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>>>>>>>>> Rod Speed wrote
>>>>>>>>>>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>> Phil Allison wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sylvia Else wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max wrote
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If I have dropped my HP laptop on the floor, and now the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sound  doesn't   work, could I get it fixed on warranty?
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No. Warranty doesn't dropping things on the floor.
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>  It may,  if you tell no-one.
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>  FYI   fraudulent warranty claims are VERY common.
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>  Yeah, I actually killed one device electrically.
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>  On purpose, to excercise the warranty claim.
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> What would be the likely chance of getting caught,
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>  Very high with something dropped and damaged by the drop.
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> and the punishment  for being caught?
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>  You get to pay for the repair or you don't get it back.
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> If they asked me if it had been dropped or damaged and I said
>>>>>>>>>> 'No', surely that would be fraud on my part if they then fixed
>>>>>>>>>> it for free.
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>  Not necessarily if someone else in the household or a cleaner
>>>>>>>>> etc had dropped it and didn't tell you that they had dropped it.
>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I don't mind sending it back to see what do they do. '
>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If they just decide to send it back to me, claiming that it has
>>>>>>>> clearly been dropped or damaged by me, then I don't mind that.
>>>>>
>>>>>>>> What I don't want is them to refer to police for fraud
>>>>>>>> investigation.
>>>>>
>>>>>>>  That's not going to happen and even if they did, the cops would
>>>>>>> just
>>>>>>> kick the shit out of you and dump the corpse in a sulo bin anyway.
>>>>>
>>>>>> That is incorrect.
>>>
>>>>>  Nope, dope.
>>>
>>>>>> The police officers would respect me
>>>
>>>>>  No chance. They would realise that you are a lying fuckwit
>>>>> arsehole, just like everyone else does, and kick the shit out
>>>>> of you, just like everyone else does.
>>>
>>>> The police do not beat people up for that.
>>>  Wrong, as always.
>>>
>>>> If they did I would have them  charged
>
>>>  You don't get to have anyone charged, ever.
>
>> If I made a complaint to the police and was a willing
>> complainant,then  in effect I would be getting someone to be charged.
>
> Wrong, as always when they flush your complaint where it belongs.
>

The wouldn't flush it if they beat me up. Cops are not allowed to beat
people up.

>>>> and sue them personally.
>
>>>  No chance of that either.
>
>> If the police have caused me any medical expensesdue  to beating me
>> up, the I could sue them for that.
>
> No chance of that either given the cost of doing that.
>

Leaving aside the fact that I have a job and income and therefore my own
funds, and also relatives with money who would be interested in the case:

I could use a no-win no-fee law firm and therefore there wouldn't be a
cost in taking the legal action.

>>>>>> as a citizen and  human being,
>>>
>>>>>  Obvious lie.
>>>
>>>>>> and not treat me in that way.
>>>
>>>>>  Wrong, as always.

Max is a secret Comedian wrote:
======================
>
> I could use a no-win no-fee law firm and therefore there wouldn't be a
> cost in taking the legal action.
>

** ROTFLMFAO !!!

...... Phil