A forgotten goodie from 2015 that I found in
a "draft" folder, original contributor unknown:
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AIDS, Afghan poppies destroyed, African holocaust, aged deaths, poppies more
potent, Africa devastated, Africa in conflict, African aid threatened,
aggressive weeds, Air France crash, air pockets, air pressure changes,
airport farewells virtual, airport malaria, Agulhas current, Alaskan towns
slowly destroyed, Al Qaeda and Taliban Being Helped, allergy increase,
allergy season longer, alligators in the Thames, Alps melting, Amazon a
desert, American dream end, amphibians breeding earlier (or not),
anaphylactic reactions to bee stings, ancient forests dramatically changed,
animals get more diseases, animals head for the hills, animals shrink,
Antarctic grass flourishes, Antarctic ice grows, Antarctic ice shrinks,
Antarctic sea life at risk, anxiety treatment, algal blooms,
archaeological sites threatened, Arctic bogs melt, Arctic in bloom, Arctic
ice free, Arctic ice melt faster, Arctic lakes disappear, Arctic tundra
lost, Arctic warming (not), a rose by any other name smells of nothing,
asteroid strike risk, asthma, Atlantic less salty, Atlantic more salty,
atmospheric circulation modified, attack of the killer jellyfish, avalanches
reduced, avalanches increased, Baghdad snow, Bahrain under water, bananas
grow, barbarisation, bats decline, beer and bread prices to soar, beer
better, beer worse, beetle infestation, beef shortage, bet for $10,000,
big melt faster, billion dollar research projects, billion homeless,
billions face risk, billions of deaths, bird loss accelerating, bird
populations dying, bird strikes, bird visitors drop, birds confused, birds
decline (Wales), birds driven north, birds face longer migrations, birds on
long migrations threatened, birds return early, birds shrink(Aus), birds
shrink (USA), bittern boom ends, blackbirds stop singing, blackbirds
threatened, Black Hawk down, blizzards, blood contaminated, blue mussels
return, borders redrawn, bluetongue, brains shrink, brewers droop, bridge
collapse (Minneapolis), Britain one big city, Britain Siberian, Britain's
bananas, British monsoon, brothels struggle, brown Ireland, bubonic plague,
Buddhist temple threatened, building collapse, building season extension,
bushfires, butterflies move north, butterflies reeling, butterfly saved,
carbon crimes, caribou decline, Cambodian sex trade fuelled, camel deaths,
cancer, cancer deaths in England, cannibalism, cataracts, cats more
amorous, caterpillar biomass shift, cave paintings threatened, chagas
disease, childhood insomnia, children's mental health, chocolate shortage,
Cholera, circumcision in decline, cirrus disappearance, civil unrest, cloud
increase, clownfish get lost, coast beauty spots lost, cockroach migration,
cod go south, coffee threatened, coffee berry borer, coffee berry disease,
cold climate creatures survive, cold spells, cold spells (Australia),
colder waters (Long Island), cold wave (India), cold weather (world), cold
winters, computer models, conferences, conflict, conflict with Russia,
consumers foot the bill, coral bleaching, coral fish suffer, coral reefs
dying, coral reefs grow, coral reefs shrink, coral reefs twilight, cost of
trillions, cougar attacks, crabgrass menace, cradle of civilisation
threatened, creatures move uphill, crime increase, crocodile sex, crocodiles
driven from water, crops devastated, crop failures increase, cross-breeding,
crumbling roads, buildings and sewage systems, cryptococcal disease,
curriculum change, cyclones (Australia), damselflies forced back to UK,
danger to kid's health, Darfur, Dartford Warbler plague, daylight increase,
deadly virus outbreaks, death rate increase (US), death rate drop, deaths to
reach 6 million, decades of progress at risk, Dengue hemorrhagic fever,
depression, desert advance, desert retreat, destruction of the
environment, dig sites threatened, disasters, diseases move north, diving
reefs closed, dog disease, dozen deadly diseases - or not, drought,
ducks and geese decline, dust bowl in the corn belt, dust doubles, earlier
pollen season, Earth axis tilt, Earth biodiversity crisis, Earth crumbling,
Earth dying, Earth even hotter, Earth light dimming, Earth lopsided, Earth
melting, Earth morbid fever, Earth on fast track, Earth past point of no
return, Earth slowing down, Earth spins faster, Earth to explode, earth
upside down, earthquakes, earthquakes redux, El Niño intensification, end
of the world as we know it, erosion, emerging infections, encephalitis,
English villages lost, equality threatened, Europe simultaneously baking and
freezing, eutrophication, everyplace hit hardest, expansion of university
climate groups, extinctions (apes, human, civilisation, koalas, lizards,
logic, Inuit, smallest butterfly, cod, penguins, pikas, polar bears,
possums, walrus, tigers, toads, turtles, pandas, penguins, plants,
ladybirds, rhinoceros, salmon, trout, wild flowers, woodlice, a million
species, half of all animal and plant species, mountain species, not polar
bears, barrier reef, leaches, salamanders, tropical insects, flowers)
experts muzzled, extreme changes to California, fading fall foliage,
famine, farmers benefit, farmers go under, farm output boost, farming soil
decline, fashion disaster, fever, figurehead sacked, fir cone bonanza,
fires fanned in Nepal, fish bigger, fish catches drop, fish downsize, fish
deaf, fish feminised, fish get lost, fish head north, fish lopsided, fish
shrinking, fish stocks at risk, fish stocks decline, five million
illnesses, flesh eating disease, flies on Everest, flood patterns change,
floods, floods of beaches and cities, flood of migrants, flood preparation
for crisis, flora dispersed, Florida economic decline, flowers in peril,
flowers wilt, flying squirrels move up, fog increase in San Francisco, fog
decrease in San Francisco, food poisoning, food prices rise, food prices
soar, food production increased, food safety affected, food security threat
(SA), football team migration, forest decline, forest expansion,
foundations threatened, foundations increase grants, frog with extra heads,
frosts, frostbite, frost damage increased, fungi fruitful, fungi invasion,
fungi rot the world, games change, Garden of Eden wilts, geese decline in
Hampshire, genetic changes, genetic diversity decline, gene pools slashed,
geysers imperiled, giant icebergs (Australia), giant icebergs (Arctic),
giant oysters invade, giant pythons invade, giant squid migrate,
gingerbread houses collapse, glacial earthquakes, glacial retreat, glacier
grows (California), glaciers on Snowden, glacier wrapped, glass melts,
global cooling, glowing clouds, golf course to drown, golf Masters
wrecked, grain output drop (China), grain output stagnating (India),
grandstanding, grasslands wetter, gravity shift, Great Barrier Reef 95%
dead, great tits cope, greening of the North, Grey whales lose weight,
Gulf Stream failure, habitat loss, haggis threatened, Hantavirus pulmonary
syndrome, harvest increase, harvest shrinkage, hay fever epidemic, health
affected, health of children harmed, health risks, health risks (even more),
heart deaths, heart disease, heart attacks and strokes (Australia), heat
waves, hedgehogs bald, hibernation affected, hibernation ends too soon,
hibernation ends too late, homeless 50 million, home runs, hornets, human
development faces unprecedented reversal, human fertility reduced, human
health risk, human race oblivion, human rights violations, hurricanes,
hurricane reduction, hurricanes fewer, hurricanes more intense, hurricanes
not, hydropower problems, hyperthermia deaths, hyphthermia deaths, ice age,
ice hockey extinct, ice sheet growth, ice sheet shrinkage, icebergs, ice
sheet tipping point, illegal immigration, illness and death, inclement
weather, India drowning, infrastructure failure (Canada), indigestion,
industry threatened, infectious diseases, inflation in China, insect
explosion, insect invasion, insurance premium rises, Inuit displacement,
Inuit poisoned, Inuit suing, invasion of alien worms, invasion of Antarctic
aliens, invasion of Asian carp, invasion of cane toads, invasion of
caterpillars, invasion of cats, invasion of crabgrass, invasion of herons,
invasion of jellyfish, invasion of king crabs, invasion of lampreys,
invasion of midges, invasion of pine beetles, invasion of rats (China),
invasion of slugs, island disappears, islands sinking, Italy robbed of
pasta, itchier poison ivy, Japan's cherry blossom threatened, jellyfish
explosion, jets fall from sky, Kew Gardens taxed, kidney stones, killer
cornflakes, killing us, kitten boom, koalas leaves inedible, koalas under
threat, krill decline, lake empties, lake shrinking and growing,
landslides, landslides of ice at 140 mph, large trees decline, lawsuits
increase, lawsuit successful, lawyers' income increased (surprise
surprise!), lawyers want more, legionnaires' surge, lives lost, lizards
super intelligent, lives saved, lobsters grow, Loch Ness monster dead,
locust plagues suppressed, low oxygen zones threaten sea life, lush growth
in rain forests, Lyme disease, Major vegetation shifts, Malaria, Malaria
decline, malnutrition, mammoth dung melt, mammoth ivory bonanza, manatees
battle, mango harvest fails, Maple production advanced, Maple syrup
shortage, marmots fatter, marine diseases, marine food chain decimated,
Meaching (end of the world), Meat eating to stop, Mediterranean rises,
megacryometeors, Melanoma, Melanoma decline, mental health decline, mental
illness, methane emissions from plants, methane burps, methane runaway,
melting permafrost, Mexican climate migrant flood, Middle Kingdom convulses,
migration, migratory birds huge losses, microbes to decompose soil carbon
more rapidly, milk production lost, minorities hit, monkeys at risk,
monkeys on the move, Mont Blanc grows, monuments imperiled, moose dying,
more bad air days, more research needed, mortality increased, mosquitoes
adapting, mountain (Everest) shrinking, mountaineers fears, mountains
break up, mountains green and flowering, mountains taller, mortality
lower, Mubarak fall, murder rate increase, musk ox decline, Myanmar
cyclone, narwhals at risk, narwhals suffocate, National Parks damaged,
National security implications, native wildlife overwhelmed, natural
disasters quadruple, neurological diseases, new islands, next ice age, NFL
threatened, Nile delta damaged, noctilucent clouds, no effect in India,
Northwest Passage opened, nuclear plants bloom, oaks dying, oaks move
north, obesity, oblivion, ocean acidification, ocean acidification faster,
ocean dead spots, ocean dead zones unleashed, ocean deserts expand, ocean
salt extremes, ocean oxygen crisis, ocean waves speed up, Olympic Games to
end, opera house to be destroyed, outdoor hockey threatened, owls turn
brown, oxygen depletion zones, oyster herpes, ozone repair slowed, ozone
rise, peat bogs problem, peat bogs no problem, penguin chicks frozen,
penguin chicks smaller, penguins in the dark, penguin populations
devastated, penguins replaced by jellyfish, penguins sex lives affected,
personal carbon rationing, pest outbreaks, pests increase, pets in danger,
phenology shifts, pines decline, pirate population decrease, pirates run
rampant, plankton blooms, plankton plummeting, plankton wiped out, plants
lose protein, plants march north, plants move uphill, polar bears
aggressive, polar bears cannibalistic, polar bears deaf, polar bears
drowning, polar bears fewer cubs, polar tours scrapped, pollination
halved, porpoise astray, profits collapse, psychiatric illness,
psychological effects, puffin decline, pushes poor women into prostitution,
rabid bats, radars taken out, rail network threatened, railroad tracks
deformed, rainfall increase, rainforest destruction, rape wave, refugees,
reindeer endangered, reindeer larger, release of ancient frozen viruses,
resorts disappear, respiratory diseases worsen, rice less fragrant, rice
production fall, rice threatened, rice yields crash, rift on Capitol Hill,
rioting and nuclear war, river flow impacted, river rerouted, rivers
raised, road accidents, roads wear out, robins rampant, rocky peaks crack
apart, roof of the world a desert, rooftop bars, Ross river disease,
Russia under pressure, salinity reduction, salinity increase, Salmonella,
salmon stronger, sardine run unpredictable, satellites accelerate,
Schmallenberg virus, school closures, sea level rise, sea level rise
faster, sea snot, seals mating more, seismic activity, sewer bills rise,
severe thunderstorms, sex change, sexual dysfunction, sexual promiscuity,
shark attacks, sharks booming, sharks hybridise, sharks moving north, sheep
change colour, sheep shrink, shop closures, short-nosed dogs endangered,
shrimp sex problems, shrinking ponds, shrinking sheep, shrinking shrine,
Sidney Opera House wiped out, ski resorts threatened, slavery, skinks
impacted, slow death, smaller brains, smog, snowfall decrease, snowfall
increase, snowfall heavy, snow thicker, soaring food prices, societal
collapse, soil change, soil subsidence, songbirds change eating habits, sour
grapes, soybean crop to drop, space junk increase, space problem,
spectacular orchids, spider danger in UK, spider bites to increase, spiders
getting bigger, spiders invade Scotland, squid aggressive giants, squid
larger, squid population explosion, squid tamed, squirrels reproduce
earlier, starfish sperm eaten by parasites, stingray invasion, storm damage
costs rise, storms wetter, stratospheric cooling, street crime to increase,
subsidence, suicide, sunset displaced, swordfish in the Baltic, Tabasco
tragedy, taxes, tea flavour change, tectonic plate movement, teenage
prostitution, terrorists (India), thatched cottages at risk, threat to
peace, ticks move northward (Sweden), tides rise, tigers eat people, tigers
drown, tomatoes rot, tornado outbreak, tourism increase, toxic bacteria,
toxic seaweed, trade barriers, trade winds weakened, traffic jams,
transport snarl, transportation threatened, tree foliage increase (UK),
tree growth slowed, tree growth faster, trees grow too fast, trees in
trouble, trees less colourful, trees more colourful, trees lush, trees on
Antarctica, treelines change, tropics expansion, tropopause raised, truffle
shortage, truffles down, truffles increase, turtles crash, turtle
feminised, turtles lay earlier, UFO sightings, UK coastal impact, UK
Katrina, vampire bats, Venice flooded, volcanic eruptions, volcanoes
awakened in Iceland, walnuts threatened, walrus pups orphaned, walrus
stampede, walruses come ashore, wars over water, wars sparked, wars
threaten billions, wasps, water bills double, water shortage to increase
vegetarianism, wave of natural disasters, waves bigger, weather out of its
mind, weather patterns awry, weather patterns last longer, Western aid
cancelled out, West Nile fever, whale beachings, whales lose weight, whales
move north, whales wiped out, wheat rust in Syria, wheat yields crushed in
Australia, wild boars thrive, wildfires, wind shift, wind reduced, winds
stronger, winds weaker, wine - Australian baked, , wine industry damage
(California), wine industry disaster (US), wine - more English, wine - no
more French , wine - England too hot, wine -German boon, wine passé
(Napa), wine - Scotland best, wine stronger, winters in Britain colder,
winter in Britain dead, witchcraft executions, wolverine decline, wolverines
vanish, wolves eat more moose, wolves eat less, women cheat on vacation,
workers laid off, World at war, World War 4, Yellow fever, zebra mussel
threat, zoonotic diseases.