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 by: Mike - Wed, 19 Jan 2022 09:09 UTC

On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e18f73d2-f72e-49a1-a940-90d3fec6ce5cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 11:29:00 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ee770db5-be7e-415b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 6:06:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<79bfea23-36c7-4d2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 3:07:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<96be152d-da64-4536...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > houses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence I turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a disability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful with your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed decision
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act decrepit.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it any more
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it thin.
> > > > > > > > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business like shoe
> > > > > > > > > > business"
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and then I got delayed
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > > > > > > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for my shoes and he
> > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > > > > > > > for that one of you should spend some time in sole-itary...
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I said "God, God,
> > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter just playing
> > > > > > > soul-itare..
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I do play soulitare, that's something I wanted to get off my chess.
> > > > Part of your checker-d past??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > How did you know? Yes, I did inherit Nixon's dog.
> > So when things cool down you can throw another dog on the fire??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Actually I like to throw another Barbie on the fire ; I just love to see
> plastic burn.

That could ignite a flame war.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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