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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 31 Jan 2022 12:39 UTC

On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 5:04:53 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fa3ca6dc-f6a9-42e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:31:33 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4b1e9bcb-ff27-4663...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > i'm pop On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 12:17:45 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<05d70e1e-b3e7-42f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:47:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<67eca5fc-faad-487b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 4:02:02 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<c15ba9cd-e35a-42ee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 7:13:04 AM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 5:35:26 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa5b4bdd-8171-45fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 10:24:55 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51a48665-36ff-4982...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 3:16:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<186cd6fd-c098-476c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 1:59:54 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<436007bd-08c5-4c2a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 7:22:07 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c16fd9d9-203e-4d3a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 11:24:22 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79d5c37a-8971-4cc2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 4:45:29 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That os one way to discharge their aggressions
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just don't understand it we have serious matters to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discuss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep making your little oneline puns we have to come to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > root
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you want to make puns what was it when you were an infant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat pun after time do you all day long 24 seven 365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more puns and was Gary Halik right by your side and both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inundated by phones and therefore puns are now your life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bucky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A phone-ny analogy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See there you rat I produce a paragraph of brilliant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > commentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you do just respond with two or three horrible words which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > entail
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun I'm sick of it I'm gonna quit this I'm gonna quit it now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responding to you one more time it's just a waste of time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > important things to do like put the cat water out you just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sickens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish that Al would come back the dictation said AI what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ELLE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dictation is so pathetic I mean what did Apple do you spend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > five
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so anyway this is it guy I'm over with this I'm not falling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore of posting anymore words and did you know that your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a potentially infinite number of whatever means thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > potential that's a potential infinity that means you have to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them one at a time which means that even though you have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > potential
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number of thoughts in your head well maybe not you you can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them one at a time so they're actually fine I'll in the last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say is I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to take THAT action!!!!! it Figures.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you listen here buddy boy I was having a good time exchanging
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns with you and then you pull out the dunce cap card it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I would've kept on with normal puns but you pulling out the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dunce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really irritated me and I flew into my rage because I have the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rage syndrome and I just telling you that it's all on your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoulders
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God save your immoral soul
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you would sentence me to soul-itary confinement??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you ask shoe Ally trying to be nice now and get things back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible duncecap episode?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are cretin a wrong impression of me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No, cretin is a good impression of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > You stupe to that after complaining about my retort???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > You keep your chemistry equipment out of this, buddy boy.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Come out and fight! I can whip you with one pun tied behind my
> > > > > > > > > > back!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > You should not say such things joust in fun. While I try and be the
> > > > > > > > > bicker
> > > > > > > > > man in these things.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I am going to build a factory whose methodology is joust-in-time.
> > > > > > > Did I plant that idea in your mind? What ever works....
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You did plant the idea in my mind and as
> > > > > > the roots grow it's agonizing.
> > > > > Did I catch you with your plants down???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > You caught me with my plants down ;
> > > > you caught me unawares.
> > > Weed shall see how it turns out
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I was invited to a party , they said there would be a lot of ho's there;
> > turned out they were planting a community garden.
> Your understanding of the situation was fund wanton...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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