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 by: Mike - Fri, 11 Feb 2022 11:05 UTC

On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<931ee622-637e-492b-86d7-71fc34e60cc3n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 1:20:31 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<347fb50f-7c12-4a79...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 8:27:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<f3bcd595-ef91-4ef4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 7:07:00 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Feb 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b3dd43d3-ef5f-4fee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 3:02:12 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<bcd458cd-8477-41c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 2:27:58 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4be8e79f-53dd-4cd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 3:57:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8de602b-be15-4502...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 12:47:10 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<15144166-628d-43b1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 3:12:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8376b2b-7acf-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, February 6, 2022 at 7:51:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 3:31:28
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sideburns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating beef.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fixing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turkey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lamb-basted.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How about cooking Venison??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boxers or briefs???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you mean fighters or lawyers?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will just assume that is just a slip of the thong..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thongs are standalone clothing; they do not need to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accompanied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > slip.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of corset does not.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I ate my apple. Of course I had a core left.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Where do I put it? Of course, I did a core set on the table.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Which was core-igated so the contents would not slip
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > She readily gave her sexual favors to the Marines, but she was
> > > > > > > > > > > rotten
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > Core.
> > > > > > > > > > She claimed their relationship was strictly platoon-ic
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > She was wanting to have a relationship with one man in the platoon
> > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > Gomer Pyle, but it didn't work out for some mysterious reason.
> > > > > > > > She did not like the company he kept.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And she led a regimented life.
> > > > > > Not according to reports I got from Army Archerd...
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > We have large pecan archerds planted here.
> > > > So you were a voyeur pecan thru the window blinds
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > A group of boys was walking along and they came to a nudist colony with a
> > > high fence around it. the boys forced one of them to peep through a
> > > peephole
> > > at
> > > the nude people even though he didn't want to ; he was a victim of peer
> > > pressure.
> > If it were Great Britain -- he could have claimed to be a member of the
> > peer-age.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Einstein has a paradox called the Twins Paradox. you send one member of
> identical twins on a long voyage around the universe ,the other one stays at
> home . If the voyage has a speed at nearly the speed of light the one that
> stayed at home will be much older than the one that took the trip when they
> get back together. according to the pair of ducks you should really see that
> peer age.

Use prostitutes instead and you would have the pair-o-doxies of space travel

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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