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Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?

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 by: Mike - Thu, 24 Mar 2022 09:17 UTC

On Mar 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fbaf616d-d057-4a9b-9e02-685f92e83cb6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, March 23, 2022 at 10:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<23644dde-97d1-42dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 9:14:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<7a5ddde3-6dd5-4952...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 4:07:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<81639f2f-b117-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:19:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<606549ad-669e-44a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism, in that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1504805321499308034?cxt=
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > HH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wW
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of fish that way
> > > > > > > > > > > > At least net a lot of suckers.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to fish so
> > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water and it showed
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> > > > > > > > > > A new angle on an angler.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide. there were two
> > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the other one on an
> > > > > > > > > elk
> > > > > > > > > hide.
> > > > > > > > > now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was pretty fat , her
> > > > > > > > > weight
> > > > > > > > > equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian maidens and added
> > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this illustrate ?
> > > > > > > > > it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > squaws on the other two hides.
> > > > > > > > After a noble and harmonious life, Chief Shortcake one day walked off
> > > > > > > > toward
> > > > > > > > a tall and distant mesa, hiked slowly to the top and sat on a smooth
> > > > > > > > flat
> > > > > > > > rock.There Shortcake offered his soul to the great overlord who took
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > great dignity, happy to add such an esteemed chief to his own tribe.
> > > > > > > > Shortcake's warrior friends brought his remains back to the village
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > laid
> > > > > > > > them in front of the door of his teepee. His squaw accepted them with
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > dignity and honor that accompanied them.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The most senior of the warriors huddled quietly with Shortcake's squaw
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > offered his help, and that of the others, with final arrangements.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > She listened and smiled gently with great gratitude and replied
> > > > > > > > simply:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "Thank you, but no need. Squaw bury Shortcake."
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > An Indian chief named Falling Rock got discouraged with life in the
> > > > > > > Indian
> > > > > > > village and decided to leave and get lost out in the wilderness . the
> > > > > > > Indians
> > > > > > > were so desperate to get him back that they put up signs along the road
> > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > West everywhere: "Watch for Falling Rock.”
> > > > > > After Shortcake was buried , The Chief of the tribe asked his wife if
> > > > > > there
> > > > > > was anything he could do for her?
> > > > > > She replied “Tis but for a piece of linen I hanker chief”...
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > there was this guy see he died up on a cross and they wrapped his body in
> > > > > some kind of shroud and what happen they put it in a museum and the
> > > > > people
> > > > > paid a dollar and a half just to see him so what would happen it would be
> > > > > like the people that would come and see the shroud they were mostly on
> > > > > vacation so they called it the shroud of Touring. Which had nothing to do
> > > > > with the Turing test
> > > > And tradesman outside sell fragments of the “True Cross” which must
> > > > have
> > > > been huge due
> > > > to the amount of wood they sell the tourists over the centuries
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > The nuns told us that back when I was about 10 years old , if you totalled
> > > up
> > > the amount of wood sold as the true cross it would be 500 feet tall. I'd
> > > never be so gullible; I wood never get crossed like that.
> > Unlike the Crusaders who were said to be really cross people.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> King Arthur told Guinevere "I'll be gone for five years . I have to lock you
> in this Chastity belt " so we he locked her in the Chastity belt and rode
> wrote off and after a few minutes he saw sir Lancelot riding up behind him
> hollering King Arthur King Arthur wrong key wrong key

That is not an event he should celibate about.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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