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Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?

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Subject: Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 26 Mar 2022 20:14 UTC

On Friday, March 25, 2022 at 3:56:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<221bb7b2-efc6-4e76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, March 25, 2022 at 5:40:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f914043d-9e41-4910...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, March 24, 2022 at 1:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<56812712-9001-4140...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > After that he became an advocate for chastityOn Thursday, March 24, 2022
> > > > > > at
> > > > > > 4:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<fbaf616d-d057-4a9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 23, 2022 at 10:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<23644dde-97d1-42dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 9:14:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ddde3-6dd5-4952...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 4:07:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<81639f2f-b117-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:19:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<606549ad-669e-44a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism, in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We all just need to ignore them..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/150480532149930803
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > t=
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > HH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wW
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At least net a lot of suckers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A new angle on an angler.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide. there were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the other one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > elk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hide.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was pretty fat ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > weight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian maidens and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > added
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > illustrate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > squaws on the other two hides.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After a noble and harmonious life, Chief Shortcake one day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a tall and distant mesa, hiked slowly to the top and sat on a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smooth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock.There Shortcake offered his soul to the great overlord who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great dignity, happy to add such an esteemed chief to his own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tribe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shortcake's warrior friends brought his remains back to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > village
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them in front of the door of his teepee. His squaw accepted them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dignity and honor that accompanied them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The most senior of the warriors huddled quietly with Shortcake's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > squaw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > offered his help, and that of the others, with final
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrangements.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She listened and smiled gently with great gratitude and replied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > simply:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Thank you, but no need. Squaw bury Shortcake.."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > An Indian chief named Falling Rock got discouraged with life in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > village and decided to leave and get lost out in the wilderness .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indians
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > were so desperate to get him back that they put up signs along
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > road
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > West everywhere: "Watch for Falling Rock.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > After Shortcake was buried , The Chief of the tribe asked his wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was anything he could do for her?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > She replied “Tis but for a piece of linen I hanker chief”...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > there was this guy see he died up on a cross and they wrapped his
> > > > > > > > > > > > body
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > some kind of shroud and what happen they put it in a museum and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > paid a dollar and a half just to see him so what would happen it
> > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > like the people that would come and see the shroud they were mostly
> > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > vacation so they called it the shroud of Touring. Which had nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > with the Turing test
> > > > > > > > > > > And tradesman outside sell fragments of the “True Cross” which
> > > > > > > > > > > must
> > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > been huge due
> > > > > > > > > > > to the amount of wood they sell the tourists over the centuries
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The nuns told us that back when I was about 10 years old , if you
> > > > > > > > > > totalled
> > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > the amount of wood sold as the true cross it would be 500 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > never be so gullible; I wood never get crossed like that.
> > > > > > > > > Unlike the Crusaders who were said to be really cross people.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > King Arthur told Guinevere "I'll be gone for five years . I have to
> > > > > > > > lock
> > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > in this Chastity belt " so we he locked her in the Chastity belt and
> > > > > > > > rode
> > > > > > > > wrote off and after a few minutes he saw sir Lancelot riding up behind
> > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > hollering King Arthur King Arthur wrong key wrong key
> > > > > > > That is not an event he should celibate about.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > After that his favorite song became:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Celibate, celibate , dance to the music. “
> > > > >
> > > > > The futile chaste for fame.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Chastity is its own punishment.
> > > And teen age children are the parents punishment.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > If a person has chastity they don't Cher themselves.
> A wish for a sonny day???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.

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o Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?

By: JAB on Fri, 18 Mar 2022

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