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Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?

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Subject: Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 31 Mar 2022 19:25 UTC

On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley next to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter language, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show more respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets with an ax
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the magazine and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in the rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_diller_centerfol
> > > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur C Clark
> > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the latest movie you
> > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I just wasn't good
> > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and the occasional
> > > > grasshopper.
> > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive targets
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be talking about my
> > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a tattoo right above
> > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye who enter here.” There is no escaping from a black hole
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

No she's Caucasian

but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one was complaining about his wife who would berate him for everything he did and the other guy says "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a little white girl."

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