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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 1 Apr 2022 05:24 UTC

On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert , she booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its number , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were on Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this place was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great president no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice a decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of the ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to be a lot of rigor
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that requirement
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so they don't come
> > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the max.
> > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White sings, Barry-tones???
> > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a truesetto?
> I will not fallacious for that line
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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